#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Bloodsucker gang rise up
Вова Вист би лайк:
bread is the religion of monolith
Возможно присутствие бОяна
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Sidorovich
Sidorovich is a major character appearing in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. He is also mentioned in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat.
Background
He is known throughout the Zone and the underground market for being the only reliable connection to the zone of alienation from the outside world. He achieves this with the help of the army inside the Cordon. There is a common saying amongst Stalkers that if Sidorovich can't complete your shopping list, no one in the Zone can.
Sidorovich was one of the first people to enter the Zone. He conducts all of his business in an underground bunker located in the Cordon, near the rookie village. He handles nearly all of his business in the bunker, saying that he's not the fighting type and won't survive long outside.
Almost a full board
First ever stalker that is furry and not freedom
what is the tank rpk ?
answer to your message : i was pressed by time lol, snorks were at me
in clear sky there is a tank located near the space anomaly in red forest and inside the tank there is a rpk with a big ammo capacity
ton of ammo there too
Its not an RPK, its a RP-74 (a gun based on the PKM)
don't get it where you would keep a personal stash (aside from cop maybe), you would have to backtrack so much
I might got instakilled by chimera, but forgot
Looks like i have to play CoP once again for the Oasis
Волк: даёт меченому нож
Меченый:
Doppelgangers in stalker exist! See? Totally not a bug!
O_O
Що якби...
Шрам не мав безкінечний запас патронів для Гауски?
Welcome to Duty Base, Stalker.
В этот раз все получится
Welcome to Duty Territory, Stalker.
Hm, i'm a surprised it didn't include "reloaded your save when one of your companions died"
., NBVC
OAAAAH
История о том, как один новичок дебил в начале игры получил экзу и теперь копит деньги на ее ремонт
anyone know the name of this song or have guitar tabs for it?
no, this is the guy from stalker
https://youtu.be/1XgEHEf7jX0 rip embed
Here you go stalker
Slepoy pyos
Deserves to be reposted considering that freedom basically is a terrorist organization helping the zone expand by attempting to open it for everyone and killing the military acting as some sort of a resistance
Уж простите за качество, делал сам
What
"As I was saying freedom is a bad faction considering that their armor is terrible against bullets unlike duty, anomaly protection is also worse than duty's psz-9md, also their goal is to open a place which could destroy the entire world as it expands. They also lack training with weapons as most of the members are civilians. Plus freedom isn't aware of the zone expanding confirmed by loki in call of pripyat when asked about duty faction. Forgot to mention that freedom portrays themselves as a friendly faction yet they killed a stalker for being annoying by making them go through an active minefield, which is confirmed by a freedomer near the base's entrance in SOC. A note thats not relevant but most of the freedomers I had an argument with couldn't accept losing an argument as their argument was considered invalid because they had no proof of freedom being somehow better"
Duty fans when there are stalkers who are chill and want to make zone benefit humanity instead of being strictly disciplined and shooting anything zone related
Chinese mercenary moment
Reason: Bad word usage
EN: When beard (
) became more expensive to buy artifacts, and everyone began to sell only to him
the ecologists literally researching the zone as their primary goal
I made present for vova vist
GSC Game World: We are going to add a woman NPC in Stalker 2.
Fans/players:
haha real funny
half a year later
Stalker fanbase:
Депо на свалке:
Holy Rubles they put Yanov Station in chad song
Freedomer
: Never, do you hear?! Never buy canned food from a beard!!
Merk
: You are not one bro. You are not one.
I have found a solution! Don't worry stalkers!
might've been reposted
#🔍┃ask_gscarchive be like:
(ENG) Bandit: sell beer..
Hawaiian: no, get out after 22:00 we don't sell alcohol
Розтяжка для сталкера - запорука успіху
Funker
Call of Kek
not my meme, but alas (should probably put an earrape warning btw)
Stalker 2
Стрiлок when no vodka
Georgia invented seva
Denmark created Skat
Solar system produced sunrise
Indonesia created berill
Texas created the TRS
Sidorovich created city in Belarus

and no one
Oh no, Kruglov! :0
not a real stalker, he has mods installed on his pc
The only mod I played was Anomaly and honestly I think vanilla Call of Pripyat still gave me the most fun 
Вечная память всем клавиатурам которые были сломаны из за этого 
Dear god...
adding women to stalker
creating a women character
see her feet
sniff

what is it with this random chinese guy dancing?
Sidorovich, are you okay?
Я: "Впервые спускаюсь в подземелье Агропром"
Кровосос: "Воет"
Я в это время:
Lebedev, what the hell? Why are you playing at work time?
Его держали семеро...
Kuznetsov, leader of the navy
SIMP Mode activated
за монолит
realizing i dont meet the specs and will have to play STALKER 2 on console
Majik
когда зашёл в туалет после деда
English Translation please
Large army without fear
Some homeless man with amnesia and a knife
Ждем >: D
автору две коробки патронов за мой счёт!
N word!!!!
Yes
"This is my neigbor Kostya tourist, he is a ****head; i buy a AKS-74 he buys an AKS-74 i buy an exoskeleton he can't because he can't afford that, it's my biggest victory"
Как Круглов представлял как будет разносить зомбированых одним пмом
мне 2 "улитки" АГС-30)))
Where monolith propaganda. i kinda need it for something, and i defintly dont need it for flooding a nsfw chat with the light of the holy monolith
Золотой батон Януковича))
Это артефакт!!
самый ценный и вкусный
Check dm
POV: your fellow freedomer offers you one last blunt before you are both torn apart by a mutant.
Line for 
I dunno can it be called like a meme, but I created it.
started shadow of chernobyl recently
(you dont want to see the image)
i got u(the person who failed to post this image)
Girls in November: In next month we can see snow!
Boys in November:
average Freedomer
Fun fact: Bloodsuckers has teeth on their tentacles
that makes it much worse
I'll post the pictures of the dick teeth
Жиза кстати
what music is playing in that?
Use "Shazam"
Monolith: What's your wish?
Marked One: I want the Earth's ecology to become better
Monolith: starts Corona virus
Marked One: God damn it...
monoleet based, meme inapproved
ШО?
marked one:
It's satire!!
I hope you won't get bingo 🌻
couldn't get a bingo on this one :/ better luck next time
no bingo unfortunately
Dolphins: are back to Italy channels
Meanwhile in Chornobyl:
No bingo
Reason: Bad word usage
Пов: нету аптечек и патронов но за тобой бежит слепой пёс/Pov: you don't have medicine and ammo but blind dog run on you:
bruh
Low tier (badword I can't say) post
Мой комп когда узнал системные требования S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2
When my computer learned the system requirements of S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2
IDK I dont play stalker
It's kinda like russian fallout
no thats pepper spray
Good one🤣
Not entirely a stalker meme, but very much related:
no bingo
if i start smoking i will get a bingo
I didn't even do my own bingo. I should get one extra cross for making this
@weak crest I'll note that this "group list" with wehrmacht and swastikas is forbidden. Stop sending it for god sake
-warn @delicate jungle nsfw meme
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Ban
-mute @delicate jungle 24h excessive strike history
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What do you mean by excessivz strike history ? @sage zealot
Freedom and duty member conversation
New freedom mascot
Anothe time you can be on her place. Hehhrhehehf
I hope nobody posted this one before me.
https://youtu.be/QmbVsVqKi8g - Bloodsucker scares Stalkers - Created by Norman.
Hell yeah got a bingoooo
Когда во Франции сказал что синяя и красная часть их флага съёмная.
Teacher: why didnt you go to toilet on free time
Toilet in free time:
cut too fast though
should cut after he says "now im the boss" to really show the whole thing even to ppl that didnt watch the show
@opal ferry stalker related memes, please
@night barn
Alright lads. this time i need as much duty propaganda as possible. Why? because im gonna need it for when im inevitably forced into a situation i do not want to be in. and will annoy them until i can leave. Also maybe if i have to spam it in a NSFW chat that i was yeeted into. anyway good day to you stalker!
-warn @terse oracle nsfw
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Ok
I will do it
(Ответка) Тем временем на Базе ДОЛГА
Duty Base This time!
Руърика ыталкея
Бомж версия карт stalker2
STALKER 2 WILL TAKE PLACE IN JAPAN!
No.
fools blocked for a reason









I wanna ansee that



















police academy for no reason

Бар Голубая устрица












Quit it
😳
Last warning. Next emoji spam event will be prevented with warns.
imagine being so wack even snovv had to say something, ajajaj
-warn @oblique moat ignoring mod request, spam
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nice print i got
Woman, The OG Babushka
Dolg
bread

"Marked one!? what the hell!?"
По рассказам матери:
Стрелок:Существует
Чистое Небо: https://youtu.be/ZC4LUh-kmsU
Keep scrolling, just strelok ||kasiposha chernobylski|| teaching something to novikov
что это за музыка
Sidorovich?
третья боевая динамическая тема Чистого неба
извини я не знаю песню
review stalker Woman?
epic win
One message removed from a suspended account.
Динам.треки из ЗП или ЧН
Глянь обоих. Это точно они
Driving without a hand. kinda just vibing tiz normal in the zone
But you enjoy it so still for fun

Любой сталкер о путешествии Стрелка :
Не забывайте, какой месяц сейчас 
yeah, I'm a Duty moderator
How do you know that?
Военком идёт звать людей в зону чтобы их убил ноунейм с амнезией
Might have been posted here, made this before joining this server so I share it here too
Not a meme but i find it funny haha. I can’t believe time flies so fast I remember joining some kind of quiz 11 years ago😂
У меня так знакомого с Gsc уволили 
Monolith camouflage be like:
POV:запустил Сталкер 2 на пк из каменного века:
Кратко об ОП 2.1
Better quality 😏
Degenerades
how do i put two memes in a raw ?
Radar in shadow of Chernobyl be like:
Stalker CS is set in 2011, that means all 3 stalker games were released by the events of the game
Me playing stalker in stalker in stalker in stalker....
igen
Degtyaryov showing his documents at Pripyat :
Leaked vehicles in stalker sneak peak:
Does anyone have that one stalker workout challenge? I want to do it
VOITING
what
was that
Bread in the zone
"You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you shall never shoot inaccurate because of fear of shooting fingers."
Pov:you going to centre of zone
- А давайте вы будете вести дневник что у вас случилось в жизни
Все: да давайте. Я напишу про то как я провёл день у себя дома
Я который нахожусь в аномальной зоне и веду дневник:
Some free stalkers look on your new suit :
-warn 529617583347859458 stupid meme
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Weakest duty member
Когда дождался выхода сталкера сердце Чернобыля
When you finally get stalker hoc
Ну шо пацаны, mining)
my friend was making some stupid stuff in gimp and i asked him to suprise me after giving him a freedom picture and this is what i got
-warn 765975445233467443 no nazi symbolic please
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Парни не плачем (men no cry)
wait wath?
why all the memes in russian all of a sudden
@steady wharf that's a no go my man
Зачём нам гараж если есть маленький бокс/ way we need garage if we have a little box
Oi comrade! Drinking is forbidden! I wont stop you But make sure your commander doesent find out
"the community didn't like your meme"
Kardan as a car mechanic
Olive garden
ДЕЗОДАРант с запахом лост альфы
my friend did a thing
Pov:you breaking in to X-18
"Yeah I'm a mercenary fan how did you know?"
Bandit radio on TV with YouTube in school (i also played other radios)
-warn 345959525972443136 мат запрещён на сервере
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Вот и помер ЕгорШип.Его диор остался с ним (знаю кринж)
For my fellow Americans
Внимание, анекдот который был придумал после того как в зоне появились женщины.
Фанат проводит инструктаж зелёным новичкам.
"И так, с этого момента вы полноценные Сталкеры, однако мы не какие-то там бандиты, по-этому вести себя должны подобающе!
Братьев сталкеров не убивать!
Торговцев не грабить!
Девок..."
Подходит в плотную и тихо говорит
"Девок насиловать тихо, и чтоб никто не видел"
XDXDXDXDXDXD
Feminism moment
В зоне бабы есть?
На зоне*
@placid glacier Так в этом и смешнюнька)
В зоне т.к. На зоне это в тюрьме, а мы тут про ЧЗО говорим






Военные штурмуют центр Зоны:
The military is attacking the center of the Zone:

- Видишь кровососа?
- Нет.
- И я не вижу, а он есть.
Gravitational anomalies be like
You were saying?
Clear Sky takeover, LET'S GO
STALKER community be like
My friend made another thing
I guess everyone will dislike this.
Now we need the regular CS suit with the middle finger
что за музыка
By now we only have this one
bit outdated
POV: you see the guy who plays vanilla S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
My meme with Voronin, flesh and Clear Sky member has been deleted
p a i n
blin
When you watch duty and freedom fight and chilling
GSC, what the hell is this?!
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@blazing edge
Sidorovich
P.S. Не призыв нарушать правила, не стукайте
When your dad became a Moddb user :
-warn 670781624048287754 politics
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after +70 PDA's, i can proudly say that i saw the funny dialogue
Меченый, какого черта
How to piss off sniper 
Чистое Небо be like:
AKA me
Oh no poor bandit
-warn @weak crest nsfw meme
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Don't post stuff like that, it's too much for a public server like this
Я просто залишу це тут | Я просто оставлю это здесь | I'll just leave it here 😅 😅 😅
Перебрал немножко
-warn @winter garnet nsfw meme
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Hits elbow into table
My entire nervous sistem:
Is this a good meme
https://youtu.be/NsZ3N0U2snQ Сделать бы под музыку из бара
Wait wha--
Когда дали квест на ограбление сталкеров а в итоге перестрелял бандитов
ВОТ ЭТА МУЖИК
-warn 345959525972443136 мат на сервере запрещён, ознакомьтесь с правилами
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fixed it, #PMmGang
Pffffffff
That's for stalker 3
This for stalker 2
😎
Когда отдал свою двухстолку Кардану потому что не всегда он стрелял и в итоге получилось это
When you gave your broken shotgun to Cardan and then you receive this
Как видят НПС в сталкере игрока с повелителем зоны:
0_0
может кидали,а может и нет я незнаю
POV: Someone just disabled the brain scorcher
(Sauce: https://youtu.be/9hvW-0TF43E)
Когда не смог убить Вову Виста с 100й попытки
I regret nothing
I don't know the meaning of this picture
Me playing Freedom radio while working on my final Exam :
Аватарка посвящённая моему малоизвестному клану STALKERS посвящённому онлайн боям в S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl.
Когда ты контролёр, но в душе балерина:
For Freedom, For ZONE!
One little thing...
This meme was posted by a military member...
Just chill
real game screenshot no mods
Вкинулся и откинулся
Hmhm 🙂 legend says a real stalker can take multiple bullets to the head, then reloads his gun before dying!
Where's my stash of 100 gallons of vodka, Degtyarev?
Bar 100 rengen be like:
Фиксики в моём компьютере когда я запущу Сталкер 2
Anyone have a Clear Sky version of this video?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/911383927552348171/messer.__20211115_1.mp4
More Круглов pat pat moment
Ты заходишь на сервер, чтобы пообщаться
Я захожу на сервер, чтобы посмотреть мемы
Мы с тобой на разных уровнях
Смешарик
Portable brain from x-16!
Хе, Не-а 
Я бы выпил
Когда у тебя заклинило оружие в самый неподходящий момент
Reason: Bad word usage
Your xabar is bad compared to my xabar you puny little rapscallion
blind
Any Clear Sky version of this? 
Enetering the freedom base and inhaling the marijuana smoke be like
Свобода вперед
агрессия на агрессию
Otherside Picnic AKA Roadside Picnic anime or STALKER anime
Get me a sigma grindset meme, except its stalker.
I commit being Jeff bezos of the zone.
I just displayed one:
"Post anime, manga, and light novel images in a non-anime server." -Sigma Grindset
I can expleen...
Why is sidor wearing far cry 1 guy's hawaiian shirt
When you got under radar thing without prototype:
Когда попал под выжигаткль мозгов без прототипа:
Да сто лет ему в обед и во-о-от такая борода
POV : your D became an anomaly
Знаю-знаю, кринж. Просто пролистайте далее

-mute @hazy mason 6h Suicide Jokes are not allowed
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stalker be like
Обычная аномалия, листай дальше
prop_govno
WE Are Following You!
With love Military (AFU - Armed Forces of Ukraine)
Anime Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade
Zone weedsmokers gang


Друг: Скажи мне, вот как ты встречаешь каждый новый день?
Я каждое утро:
А суслов с гнильцой.......,,,,,
uncool
made a funny little meme
based
Туалет девочек: ой а сейчас контрольная, а я не подготовилась. Мальчики такие козлы!
Туалет пацанов:
military be like