🤨┃stalker_memes

[hasty minnow]

minigun made of kalashnikovs

[undone cypress]

maxim*

[weak crest]

better be 7.62

[worn hearth]

Is this why GSC wants to keep the game quiet? To conceal such superweapons?

[dusty plover]

Well they did say Gauss Rifle is one of the most powerful weapon in S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[frigid depot]

If I ever learn how to model I'll make this a mod for stalker 2

[dusty plover]

[dim parcel]

Hahahaha

I can't read half of this stuff

[undone cypress]

hm?

[plucky obsidian]

Knife is the most powerful weapon, do not be tempted by gauss rifle

[hasty minnow]

yes

PMm being the second most powerful

[clever solar]

Bolts>>>>>>>>>>>>

[digital oasis]

Wunderwaffe

[twin flame]

Translate?? Plz

[nocturne parrot]

Come freedom, go out with duty ,it's how we live

[twin flame]

Thx

[nocturne parrot]

Stalkers are international :)

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801043374702067752/852540295392526406/received_456904898842743.mp4

пашли вон сталкер!

[weak crest]

[weak crest]

/summon Piotr Gryf

[plucky obsidian]

Translate?

[tawny willow]

1st picture:
NPC: insults me
me after saving: time for durability tests
2nd picture:
What do you think,is wolf food?
yes/no Right answer: yes
mm smells good [reference to a meme video where a ukrainian boy roasts chicken]

[prime zealot]

Do you think Volk Is food?
Yes [ ]
No [+]
Real answer is Yes

@plucky obsidian, also nice pfp

[tawny willow]

Volk is Wolf in the English version, so the joke is saved anyway

[small nymph]

Awful pfp

[solid igloo]

Unsettling amount of furries

[plucky obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18132843

[glass parrot]

If I was on my pc I'd share some of mez artworks

[solid igloo]

How many of them are freedumbers

[weak crest]

Man i have to learn russian

[uncut lark]

what's the song, I know I've heard it before

nvm it's korobeiniki

[weak crest]

[solar lagoon]

wait is that supposed to actually be strelok or am I bugging?

[chilly crypt]

No, the stranger isn’t Strelok. We’d know. Unfortunately I think it’s much more likely that the person the stranger had Skif kill was Strelok.

[solar lagoon]

Nah he better not have

[livid shoal]

Such an overused song

[solar lagoon]

it makes me happy and I wish to share it

[icy nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/855507165803315230/image0.gif

[chilly crypt]

And?

[surreal canopy]

[copper crown]

cope

[weak crest]

🤔

[weak crest]

cope

[copper crown]

😎

[weak crest]

very epic

Cool then

[keen vortex]

Pickle chin ahh boy, egg head like collard greens aah boy

[sage dirge]

99% of STOC memes are overused af

[orchid scaffold]

Adorable

[undone cypress]

adorable

[weak crest]

adorable

rat

[weak crest]

ACTUAL BANGER

[surreal canopy]

is this "Это не любовь"?

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/WxVBGQMoepM

[surreal canopy]

banger indeed

[eternal sparrow]

-mute @true relic 2h оскорбления

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

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[surreal canopy]

[weak crest]

all kino songs are bangers lol

[surreal canopy]

fax

[weak crest]

rip tsoi tho

an awesome singer and cool guy

[lofty nacelle]

[weak crest]

Держите мемес из ваших интернетов

[halcyon jungle]

2022*

[weak crest]

YOOOO (KOOL AMOGUS MEME STRELOK IS AMOGUS CONFIRMED!!!!!!111!!1!!11!)

[hasty minnow]

[upbeat tendon]

kinda loud

[weak crest]

not really

[solid igloo]

Call me stupid, but im gonna make some fan canon and say metro is sequel to stalker. The war in metro was caused over how to handle the zone and the realization of just how powerful and influential it is especially when flash forwarded to the actual time metro begins. The correlation of anomalous areas and singular anomalies between the two via the electros and electricity balls and even ghost/illusions.

[muted marten]

Imma just say that they had the same devs instead

[hasty minnow]

how can it be a sequel

[weak crest]

Monolith marches to moscow then

[hasty minnow]

metro takes place in russia

[weak crest]

Just joking

[solid igloo]

)))

[hasty minnow]

stalker takes place in ukraine

[glass parrot]

You've trully gone mad

[weak crest]

Stalker takes place on mars, who asked

[solid igloo]

stalker takes place on deez

[weak crest]

I asked

[wispy halo]

RTX on

RTX off

[worn hearth]

Col Kovalsky sus

[swift dust]

oh no

[weak crest]

why do i read this in ashot voice

[weak crest]

Karlitus Dripus

[tame widget]

https://youtu.be/U7cdjLXUYwA

[tame widget]

https://youtu.be/JJEpoQifDDk I remember watching this so long ago and feeling hopeful for the future of cheeki and the breeki

[tame widget]

https://youtu.be/qPLP8abQupQ

[quartz hollow]

furry

[tame widget]

https://youtu.be/vE0MAsZyIIw

[quartz hollow]

(totally not a joke)

[cedar burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crnqK1RNljE&t=1s

[cinder urchin]

In the depths of the Chernobyl NPP, there is a different type of mutant. One who right arm is significantly muscular and massive than his left arm, which is barely skin and bone. Make sure not to get caught by it, or else he'll either smash you to pieces with his massive arm, or will knock you out and do unspeakable things to your body.

[thick lantern]

Or will have Fun with you :))))

[weak crest]

“Fun”

[cinder urchin]

oh no

[orchid scaffold]

Oh yes

[cedar burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmw9W5eJm2c

[echo flax]

That's not stupid. There's already a theory on YouTube about that.

[tawny willow]

If there is a theory on YouTube about it, then it is stupid.

[wispy halo]

1 mission in Stalker:Shadow of Chernobyl be like

[weak crest]

Aww, so cute

[graceful fox]

Another crappy meme, here we go

[undone cypress]

wait anomaly supports macos?

[orchid scaffold]

If it could, we would have more americans here. Fortunately it doesn't

[graceful fox]

Macos?

[undone cypress]

macintosh operating system

[graceful fox]

prolly not

[undone cypress]

the OS which apple uses for their computers and laptops

[graceful fox]

I know what it is. And I doubt vanilla STALKER works for mac either as one of my friends I know tried to play it on his mac

[muted marten]

Yea, vanilla definitely doesn't

I doubt Anomaly does

[graceful fox]

Probably no STALKER games do

[maiden garden]

F.L.O.P.P.A

[nocturne parrot]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of floppa

[weak crest]

what a pro

[livid shoal]

No

[wispy halo]

Heart of Floppa

[echo flax]

What about Clear Floppa?

[undone cypress]

how many times that was posted

[frigid hound]

Like 3 or 5

[weak crest]

F.L.O.P.P.A.:SHadow of YouTube

[frigid hound]

ammo 'n goose

[weak crest]

Nice edit

[weak crest]

Ammogoose

[frigid hound]

Pngs are for peasents

[keen vortex]

Где вы находите эти мемы, мне от них умереть хочется

[open jackal]

Хаха, я в вк подписан на сталкер мемы

[weak crest]

Оккок
Пов:2004 год
GSC:осталось доделать сюжет и исправить баги,THQ,дело в шляпе.
THQ:

[thick lantern]

:smile_skif:

[weak crest]

[blissful crest]

из небезызвестного паба в вк?

[nocturne parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-shadow-of-cheronobyl-dancing-grooves-gif-17116392

[wispy halo]

anime look bad in stalker

Cheeki breeki better

[weak crest]

cat girls are confirmed to be a thing in stalker 2 apparently

[cloud yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604407073156890637/826837519106703360/826261032417886268.gif

[weak crest]

Не,друг в телеге кинул

[plucky obsidian]

EY DMITRI I AM GOING TO INJECT PURE 100% VODKA INTO MY BLOOD IN ORDER TO BE IMMUNE TO RADIATION

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-gif-21909465

[weak crest]

[mild warren]

Look at this "PC Elitist" dude

He is also an admin of Stalker facebook group

[livid shoal]

I mean, the game shouldnt be on consoles anyways

[mild warren]

"Oh no my beloved game is on consoles. It gotta be dumbed down!"

[main flame]

you are just worried a mini fridge will outperform your $3000 custom built

[mild warren]

Damnnn...He left the group

[livid shoal]

Yes, consoles shouldn't exist

[rapid tinsel]

I mean the new gen is pretty much just a pc anyway, so who cares

[weak crest]

We now live in a time where a game going to Playstation or Xbox dosent mean its gonna have stuff cut ect

It's not gonna be like how fallout nv cut out lots cuz the 360 and ps3 couldn't handle it

[delicate forge]

Bandit propaganda

[weak crest]

After i deleted anomaly, i decided to make this

[delicate forge]

Brumo what did you think of my bandit propaganda

Think it'll get us more members

[weak crest]

Yes

[worn hearth]

I will say...Its good. But. It doesn't quite compare to DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3MUGOWOHVE

[weak crest]

Kool

very cool now give me your pc

[weak crest]

You'll have to pay me 5000MYR omegalul (and tax ofc)

[surreal canopy]

This pls

[weak crest]

this isnt working. the only way to get more member is by robbing them

[weak crest]

Damn,eng voise acting is so awful

But it's kool, they tried

thats what stalker is

[weak crest]

Yes (they are novice sdalgers ig)

no handsome people in the zone, etc

[weak crest]

Yes

[halcyon jungle]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

And nuclear wasteland in stalker?

[weak crest]

What is the Exclusion Zone then hmm?

[mild warren]

[mild warren]

Radiation wasteland

[weak crest]

Lul

[mild warren]

[compact pivot]

Well, thats a meme

[mild warren]

E P I C

[weak crest]

Xd best meme

[mild warren]

About the message that you tag me....

I respect his opinion but sometimes he is a douche..
and now no one on his side he left the group

[weak crest]

Who? the bot or someone else?

[mild warren]

Someone else

[weak crest]

That Taki guy?

[mild warren]

#🤨┃stalker_memes message

[weak crest]

Ahh that PC elitist guy eh (hohohohoh baguette)

[compact pivot]

Yeah. Also funny to write about freedom and be auto muted

[mild warren]

[weak crest]

Reedum ween

[weak crest]

spasiba brat

[weak crest]

Tsoi does pog

[weak crest]

Lol

[livid shoal]

Delete this

[surreal canopy]

[nocturne parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-bloodsucker-on-bicycle-gif-20911439

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

[weak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/460545908560625665/799129702350061568/dfe.gif

[solid igloo]

classic

[weak crest]

thought it was from a solarint vid

[fallow topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772472839797604383/776776734544625724/ef7a28a.gif

[weak crest]

happens to me everyday

this video is very creepy

😎

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest сообщения не по теме канала

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

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[eternal sparrow]

-purge @weak crest 15

[weak crest]

Sorry i dont talk vodka
But vodka is good

[eternal sparrow]

Only memes about stalker allowed

[weak crest]

memes that are not about stalker goes to #💬┃en_offtop

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest swearing

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

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[weak crest]

LMAO

LMFAO RULE 3 MOMENTO

[weak crest]

I thought this server is 100% vodka like stalker anomaly server
But i was wrong

[errant snow]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

[weak crest]

then go talk in anomaly server then

[weak crest]

Anomaly can suck someone else

This server is 80% water 😔

[weak crest]

[weak crest]

tfw server Ford F-150

[glass parrot]

Getting compared to anomaly server is very weird

[eternal sparrow]

-mute @true relic 5h оскорбления

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment Hammerkiller12#8224: 863830636916752 submitted successfully.

Jun 21, 2021, 9:15 AM

[glass parrot]

Lmao

[weak crest]

Kool

rip lol

F

[alpine patrol]

death

[weak crest]

these anomali fanboy comes to this server and whining about no swearing

[weak crest]

anomaly is ok

[glass parrot]

No comments

[weak crest]

Not sure if repost

[weak crest]

I’d still prefer vanilla over anything else

[weak crest]

hes enjoying the bullet inside him

Lol

oh man that sounds kinda wrong

[torn heath]

Based

[weak crest]

built like

[weak crest]

yeeeeee

[molten citrus]

Повезло-повезло

[clever ice]

Vanilla is Poopoo. I only play lost alpha and misery:DD

[orchid scaffold]

Kev being Kev

[surreal canopy]

we live in the zone

[weak crest]

xddddddddd i hope you get killed by anomalies

[clever ice]

:(((((( modding your game? Cringe

[weak crest]

No cap (jk vanilla better)

[clever ice]

😳

[weak crest]

🤔

are you the real callmekevin

[surreal canopy]

yall better head to #⭐┃nospoilers_general before jannies mute you

[clever ice]

Depends. Will I get my YouTube role back

[weak crest]

Omegalul

[twin flame]

Ya me too

[fluid cargo]

i do like the maus hull

[weak crest]

I’ll give it 5 mins tops till a mod come in

[twin flame]

Lmfao me too

[plain hedge]

discord mod
tfw

[weak crest]

No one ever notices that

[fluid cargo]

u didnt get pass me tho

[weak crest]

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest rule 6

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

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Jun 21, 2021, 11:45 AM

[clever ice]

Rip floppa

[weak crest]

rip kev youtube channel

[weak crest]

xd

[twin flame]

Lol

[autumn orchid]

F

[weak crest]

Lel (pro cs multiplayer so pro)

[clever ice]

1 v 1 me

[weak crest]

🤔 nu

[maiden matrix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvldDsicQ8

[clever ice]

not rn, at work lol.
Got the weekend?

[weak crest]

Might not be (plus, 1v1ing kinda reminds me of the sniperdancing days)

clear sky 300 ping moment

Ayyy euro server moment (kool thing)

[halcyon jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YxFhufMNB0

[vagrant monolith]

Guys i think burnt fuzz anomaly is real

[clever ice]

https://youtu.be/iRT4bUl2iFA Hip in Anomaly

[weak crest]

Fax no cap

[cunning nest]

📠

[weak crest]

carl

big smoke

Ryder

[twin flame]

''

[weak crest]

Biden

[molten citrus]

Trump

[weak crest]

k

[plucky obsidian]

Damn, was kinda hoping he’d just ignore the bullets and cap the guy

[weak crest]

pain is funny

[plucky obsidian]

Can’t google translate this cause it’s a video :<
What’s it say?

[weak crest]

i think there's some guy posted a video like this with eng translation

[lilac sentinel]

get yourself a russian alphabet and decode it

[tawny willow]

The next 5 pictures will be stalkers who get inside CNPP and find the wish granter

[hoary plover]

Me 20minutes into my shadow of Chernobyl play trough upon entering a military base

[halcyon jungle]

[plucky obsidian]

:(

[weak crest]

Капец

[zinc ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570226334282809344/856549706644455464/30Qkk0rONnc.jpg

[weak crest]

ЛГБТ сталкеры представляю...

[barren socket]

Потому что зона для настоящих мужчин!♂️

[weak crest]

👀

[lucid jolt]

так плоти же есть

[weak crest]

Russian

[echo flax]

Do you want a translation?

[weak crest]

no thanks

[mighty shell]

I dont get the 4:19 4:20 thing

[echo flax]

It's kind a postironic meme.

[autumn orchid]

Феменистки-animal

[mighty shell]

Я француз

[wet estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793891599758131220/856589252779311114/STALKER_2_HEART_OF_CHERNOBYL_GAMEPLAY.mp4
нас розвели на графон

[autumn orchid]

Ну у меня токо такой сталкер и потянет

[tawny willow]

Молодец

[mighty shell]

Монолит?

[granite crane]

докопаться до сталкера 2-го равносильно смерти

[quartz hollow]

noo

[quartz hollow]

played it too many times
worked as good as brainschorcher did. JOIN MONOLITH NOW

[weak crest]

Бомжур

[mighty shell]

bomjour

[undone cypress]

bomhjoure

[olive bison]

bonjour, c'est heure, il est temps de faire chuter les marchés

[glass parrot]

is it actually true or did someone make it for the meme?

[mighty shell]

you are the one who writes bonjour correctly

[olive bison]

yes i am a vrai baguette lord

[void quail]

*vraie

[weak crest]

Hard to say

[glass parrot]

damn

[weak crest]

@weak crest это рофл, насколько я знаю

[mighty shell]

Can someone translate

[glass parrot]

wasnt expecting this to happen

[weak crest]

it's better not to know what is written there

[weak crest]

Да кто их знает,сейчас фиг поймёшь рофл или шиза

[weak crest]

я не хочу думать, что всё настолько плохо

[mighty shell]

Хорошо then

[dusty summit]

true, most likely

[mighty shell]

But you shouldnt give it visibility if you think it's ba

[weak crest]

beginning to feel uncomfortable around clear sky 😳

[mighty shell]

Bug or feature

[weak crest]

hmm, couldnt tell ya

[mighty shell]

Seems like CS like more sausage than bandits

[undone cypress]

this is 100% feature

[weak crest]

hopefully they add it in stalker 2. such an iconic part of the original games

[mighty shell]

Show this pic to the feminists on fb

[weak crest]

lol

[blissful crest]

накиньте мемов с гачи сталкерами

gachi stalkers pls

[tawny willow]

The post was probably either irony or trolling. Also, it's VKontakte, not FB.

[broken reef]

Да пожалуйста

[surreal canopy]

больше

[weak crest]

Here it go

[heavy wave]

Thank you ser

[weak crest]

сер

[twin flame]

https://tenor.com/view/treat-yourself-weed-420-gif-15189931

[weak crest]

Is it legal to post here gachi mix songs of stalker?

[blissful crest]

ahahahah thank for all

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/V92zVorYaqo

[blissful crest]

спасибо всем

[weak crest]

Пожалуйста

[cinder horizon]

I cant wait

[sonic thorn]

wau stalker 2 graphic

[weak crest]

Imagine they shut down stalker 2 because not implementing women and i loose my hard earned rubles

[livid shoal]

They wont, If there are women, they can be modded out

[echo steeple]

Этот мем старее Сидоровича

[plucky obsidian]

True

[frozen heron]

what if they made stalker 2 actually photorealistic

[livid shoal]

they use photogammetry

[plucky obsidian]

That’d be nice

[tawny willow]

Photorealism will probably be achieved in 10-ish years when the next generation hardware is out and games move to fully ray traced render.

[livid shoal]

Photorealism is lready available

[weak crest]

What

[livid shoal]

GSC wont be cancelled for not adding women, and if they do, they'll easily be modded ou

[weak crest]

So they will add women? How else would i do lesbian stuff in the zone

[livid shoal]

You should try not being a coomer

[weak crest]

HOW. BRUH. I need a woman companion

[livid shoal]

Just like real life, you won't get one

[weak crest]

I just want someone online. There is something about real women i dont like. This is where lite asexuality kicks in

[livid shoal]

Yeah that's not a real thing

[cunning nest]

how did you play the stalker games then

[twin flame]

Bro omega virgin moment

[fallow topaz]

if women stalker = women zombified
Prof Sakharov: "These creatures ceased being human: they have no cognitive abilities, and so their behavior is the result of whatever remains of their purely animal instincts."
aw hell nah I dont wanna see that

[weak crest]

I... I..

[tawny willow]

Photorealistic textures are not photorealism by themselves. The naturalness of a picture is mostly defined by the realism of lighting.

[cunning nest]

Cringe

[solid igloo]

Queen fox? More like queen stupi

I'm glad the fascist are still reliable.

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @jade gulch rule 6

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Homofascist#1488: 864078194126864 submitted successfully.

Jun 22, 2021, 2:03 AM

[eternal sparrow]

-purge @jade gulch 50

[solid igloo]

[weak crest]

love that image

[livid shoal]

I would

[opal wagon]

[verbal zodiac]

[steady kestrel]

[weak crest]

[solid igloo]

Bloodsucker booba

[weak crest]

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/0YxFhufMNB0
(Enable English subs)

[clever solar]

Typical stalker clear sky gameplay

[naive smelt]

lol

[weak crest]

nitro moment amirite

[swift dust]

so strange to see real Strelok

[weak crest]

the guy name is Vincent

[graceful fox]

Skill issue

[graceful fox]

I forgot to fix my own template by adding strelok. Well, at least it is done. Nicely done

[wet estuary]

локацию с бандюками доделал

[wraith temple]

This is so stupid

[dusty plover]

PC forever

[mild warren]

Ikr

[weak crest]

Ex act lee

[vast schooner]

Me when bread

[weak crest]

okay this dude even has queen in its name what would you expect

[weak crest]

Her name would be Holly Phuck

Average girl fan vs average wife enjoyer

i would follow her regardless of what she thinks about the zone i would want to get that booty

[zinc ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710763268788191262/856630418564448356/f11359cd5e427d1a85f08b04115637b7.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710763268788191262/856630419100663818/7b68cc38e924212312fc87a7de3467e6.mp4

[weak crest]

Imagine theres a relationship mechanic

I will puke

U wont if u see her other side

I will. Still puke

Average girlfriend fan vs Average wife enjoyer

[tawny willow]

It won't be Stalker unless any relationships appear in jokes about family at most. Asexuality is a necessary part of the experience

[weak crest]

N word

If they will actually be forced to put women in the game it would be quite funny tho

I would commit hate crimes

[tawny willow]

If they're forced to put women in Stalker they'd better just cancel the game

[weak crest]

Yeah

[keen vortex]

I mean, there's literally no one to force them, they are the publishers

[lofty basin]

damn. that retort though

[hasty minnow]

people wanting gay faction is the same or even worse than people that want to add women into the game

[hybrid glen]

[drifting tree]

Not authentic, real Gay Faction - Duty

[hasty minnow]

sexuality shouldn't be segregated between factions, if you want no discrimination then stop trying to segregate people

[candid nova]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783013573404131338/855552919054843975/balls.gif

[upbeat tendon]

i have achieved true stalker shltposting.

[weak crest]

average gay faction fan vs average bandit enjoyer

[upbeat tendon]

avarage gay rules faction fan vs cheeki breeki enjoyer
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/856772461370933248/1624340828508.mp4

[weak crest]

good work stalker

[orchid scaffold]

Hurr, rules bad, durr
Go to BS then, in no time will we see you running back with tail between your legs like a dog you are, "cheeki breeki" enjoyer

[keen vortex]

What

[lilac sentinel]

loners are better than duty because they can survive on their own

[weak crest]

Fax

bandit and loner is better

[orchid scaffold]

Oh wait, he meant factions. God, it's too hot and I'm too sober to think properly

[weak crest]

Just even factions like I think if there are lgbtq people in the zone that they just get hated on most of the people who are there are criminals and if some dude is being gay at the 100 rads they will prob just punch him and a faction like boner is just bad no homophobic tho

[orchid scaffold]

I just got a stroke while reading that

[weak crest]

Lul

[weak crest]

I had one

do you want to go hospital

[weak crest]

Yes, I would (because I had one yesterday writing a rant on amomawy)

[orchid scaffold]

Man, at this point I just want to go to hell already

[keen vortex]

Knowing slavs they'd just get shot. No offense, just truth

[orchid scaffold]

Why haven't I eaten a bullet already then

[keen vortex]

We are sadly living in our reality

[weak crest]

blame twitter

[thick lantern]

Average Duty/Freedom vs Loner enjoyer

[cursive glacier]

Loners are the best fraction

[delicate forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/812062994669764688/9945DAD1E422F4A56403BB66833A33D90BAC7FFE.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/812067221685403658/tumblr_c8f34b059f6f24b82cf7a9e8c.png

[weak crest]

bandit is fun

[clever solar]

Mercenaries gang

Smh

[fallow topaz]

lookin sick

[weak crest]

i like the mask

[weak crest]

Do you want to eat one?

[orchid scaffold]

It has been my dream since I've turned 14 or something

Also, ayy. Windleaf is back

[weak crest]

@orchid scaffold Why would u want too, ur like skif taking a bullet over anomaly

[orchid scaffold]

I'm like a borderline suicidal polak. You can say that I'm really a polish version of proverbial John Doe

[clever solar]

Doomer moment

Everyone born in eastern europe is doomer automatically

[orchid scaffold]

According to these stupid glorified rage comics I'm actually more of a bloomer

[twin flame]

Bloom and doom the day these nuts enter your mouths

[fluid cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCH27Y9g5XE

[orchid scaffold]

You don't want to lay this proposition to a gay male, buddy

[wintry dune]

[mighty shell]

💸

[grizzled marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744688432420356178/856938038936731678/d3d99299217f25a30ed6a02413d5d67a.mp4

[woven isle]

вот точно мой друг с недавно приобретенной RX580

[upper lodge]

the voting was faked, sidorovich would win more quickly

[sage dirge]

No thanks i won't live under them, any of them

[hasty minnow]

isn't the leader of loners beard

[sage dirge]

No lmao, who can be their leader

[hasty minnow]

they don't really have a leader then

[weak crest]

they’re technically not even a faction

[hasty minnow]

yea

[undone cypress]

nooo!!!! get cancelled!!!!!!

[weak crest]

Sneedclave-Sneeduty unity

[hushed sinew]

what the hell

[weak crest]

Shiza

HA, i knew freedom were gay femboys

[plucky obsidian]

Truth

[weak crest]

addict gay femboys*

Yes

When freedom bloodsucker adult video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpinwMv5-4Y

[cinder urchin]

freedom is weed, and the big gay

[weak crest]

Says the monolith

[cinder urchin]

Lol

[tight vessel]

Monolith is based

[weak crest]

Loki crign, monolith leader based

[lilac sentinel]

monolith are just slaves

[tight vessel]

Smh, they are not

[tight vessel]

Ok, but can those people use magic

[lilac sentinel]

the monolith literally obey a rock that brainwashes

[tight vessel]

That makes them based

[livid shoal]

Do you have a problem?

[cinder urchin]

[lilac sentinel]

they are just killing because their weak minds couldnt handle the rock so they got hit by some stockholm syndrome, even bandits are better than that

[livid shoal]

Bandits are literally gopniks

[tight vessel]

Hey, bandits are based as well

[lilac sentinel]

bandits have a free will and rob for their own good

[livid shoal]

Bandits are subhuman

[lilac sentinel]

bandits are scum, but not brainwashed

[tight vessel]

Anyone can be brainwashed, even duty or military. All minds are weak. So monolith is just being based by killing everyone who doean't worship funny glowing rock

[naive bobcat]

All hail the funny glowing rock!

[tight vessel]

So true!!!

[lilac sentinel]

no other faction is as brainwashed as monolith

[tight vessel]

Ok and, you don't prove anything. Monolith is based because they are brainwashed, it makes them funny and also they have the best gear in all games.

[naive bobcat]

Well thats becaise they took over the research labs with the gear in it

[weak crest]

Best weapons and poop x18 armour

[tight vessel]

However their armor looks incredible. Best color combination i ever saw.
Aside from clear sky of course.

[weak crest]

True no cap

[lilac sentinel]

good gear isnt really a outstanding thing, even stalkers could get the same gear

[naive bobcat]

True their colour combo is good compaired to freedom and duty

[tight vessel]

Mmmyes, virgin bandits with pms and chad monolith gang with ft and gauss rifles.

[lilac sentinel]

bandits arent true stalkers

[naive bobcat]

Bandits are just vultures

[tight vessel]

Freedom's orange plus green is pretty nice
Shame that they don't use orange that much

[naive bobcat]

Grabing what they can off corpses

[livid shoal]

Urban camo + green + brown is based

[naive bobcat]

By that logic the merc colour combo is based

[livid shoal]

No, Mercs are blue

[wintry dune]

smoke ganja

[tight vessel]

It's pretty lame, however it is nice how they are portrayed as soulles warriors, and their armor shows that well

[naive bobcat]

Urban camo colour

[livid shoal]

No lmao, Blue is not urban camo. Urban camo is generally grey and black

[naive bobcat]

And yet its used realworld

[tight vessel]

They are dark blue and grey camo

[livid shoal]

No, it isn't. Unless you can't the chinese navy lmao

[naive bobcat]

The US, china, australia, england, Russia all use blue camo granted in the navy but still

[tight vessel]

Can confirm, russia does use blue camo

[livid shoal]

Proofs

[naive bobcat]

And it is used in urban milisims

[livid shoal]

Who cares about larpers?

[naive bobcat]

Mot larpers actual military simulations

[livid shoal]

The MVD hasn't used their grey urban camo pattern for a few years, and any that's still in use by Russia is old and not issued anymore. No military issues a different camo for "Urban" environments, especially not a blue one.

[eager hollow]

[naive bobcat]

Yea spoted that lol

[weak crest]

Yrha my nick is peepeepoopoo429692147

[naive bobcat]

Anyway i gtg bak to work before boss murders me with their eyes😬

[eager hollow]

stearn community

[weak crest]

Ah yes the stearn community

Gone. Just like my father

[lean imp]

lmao

[weak crest]

Yours went to get milk too?

Nah he just. Poof.

[weak crest]

His comment has more likes than the tweet

[weak crest]

Poor

[plucky obsidian]

Ok idea: AK but it’s a musket

[wintry nacelle]

Ok idea: musket but it's a ak

[wintry dune]

Ok idea: musket but it's AK but it's airsoft

[weak crest]

Ok idea: musket but it's AK but it's airsoft but it's a makarov

[opal jungle]

Ok idea: musket but it's AK but it's airsoft but it's a makarov with 8168mm bullets

[solid igloo]

N

[delicate forge]

I'd run it

[weak crest]

here to commemorate this cup in garbage

also this gas mask is weird

[cunning nest]

I don't remember ever seeing that combination in any stalker games

[weak crest]

lol

[wispy monolith]

Taken from the Anomaly Server https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856133302696411156/857099212428673054/AnomalyDX11_2021-06-16_02-22-09.png

[clever solar]

"If you only knew how bad things really are"

Relatable

[wispy monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805830708526055474/857146420283834408/from_telegram.mp4

[weak crest]

What

[weak crest]

Гений

[weak crest]

I dont need it... I dont need it.. I dont need it... IIII NEEEED ITTT

[wet estuary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSIGbFHIP0E

[clever solar]

[weak crest]

[clever ice]

Just don't be poor :dddd

[clever solar]

Just go to work :ppppppp

[sullen tide]

Ещё такие есть? Хороший мем

[primal quiver]

Expression : <no expression>
Function : CScriptEngine::lua_error
File : ..\xrServerEntities\script_engine.cpp
Line : 191
Description : fatal error
Arguments : LUA error: c:/games/anomaly\gamedata\scripts\igi_mcm.script:2: Igi Tasks: MCM not installed. F*** you.

stack trace:

Not sure if this counts as meme but this is what I got as crash message from Anomaly lol

[tight vessel]

А разве у него не руки атрофированы?

[woven isle]

и руки, и ноги
зато между ними взамен выросли руконоги из боков

[weak crest]

Dude. I live from mommys and daddys money

[cunning nest]

find a job

[twin flame]

Get real

[weak crest]

get real

[faint wolf]

become youtuber

[ruby socket]

Ohhhh, I'd rather be sorry for his co-workers if I were you. And if he/it ever managed to find a job

[frigid hound]

Я солдат

[woven isle]

Недоношенный ребенок войны

[deft kettle]

GTX660 goes Chernobyl mode

[icy nebula]

Pseudorovich

[sonic stag]

Псевдопидорович

[fresh imp]

feeds on cans

[tame ridge]

I hate monolith.

[quartz hollow]

cring

[upper lodge]

cring

[tame ridge]

imagine being a monolith slave
this post was made by normal people

[twin flame]

i lov monolit

[quartz hollow]

based

[halcyon jungle]

Динамика для неудачников, статика для пацанов

[eager hollow]

so glad i know what this music is

[fresh imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/609492278959931432/857370759496204338/IMG_20210624_002413_244.jpg

[weak crest]

can someone send the "yesterday joke no funny today" meme? i need it asap

[muted marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/854682554053033984/Yesterdays_joke.mp4

[weak crest]

Thank you. based moderator

[plucky obsidian]

:( beat me to it

[rugged narwhal]

truly hardcore trolled

[twin flame]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212

[crystal cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602078064171810826/857470304280641536/aU5zco3bvHI.jpg

[toxic bay]

Годно

[sage totem]

Где твои мемы?

[weak crest]

the funny is that there is no funny and it's a good song

true

[nova imp]

i thought it wasn't coming to ps5?

[glass parrot]

It's fanart and that's the joke

[lucid widget]

its not coming to ps5 after exclusivity period?

if its not, then whats the point of even having an exclusivity period

[nova imp]

most of the time it's not a period, like how the ratchet & clank series is playstation exclusive. bit of a shame because if the series got remade?ported to PC it could generate a lot of money

[glass parrot]

It most likely works that way

[lucid widget]

okay i know this is off topic but wow. if they ported all the ratchet and clank games to pc that would be an INSTANT buy

[nova imp]

same

[amber canopy]

[weak crest]

now that's what i called a good news

Moment

milo

Brumo

Bruhmo

[weak crest]

its funny because it will come out on xbox

[weak crest]

@upbeat tendon What's wrong with that lmao

[upbeat tendon]

look at beard, why does he look so intimidating? creepy

[weak crest]

You've could edit the pic out lmao

[blazing rose]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814562920976613426/857577707801935902/i_hate_monokek.png

[viscid hound]

I think this is the wrong tower

[hasty minnow]

why the sawed off double barrel

did you not have a hunting rifle on you?

[clever solar]

Nah they already confirmed thats this Tower on Great swamps

[hasty minnow]

because it looks like the swamps location

[odd kite]

https://youtu.be/PJW09gJe39c

[viscid hound]

Yeah but its the tower that has the bridge heading to the church not the one in the clear sky outpost

[weak crest]

[fallow topaz]

American Degtyrev

[ionic marten]

Is the tower of the photo, the tower of the church have different stairs

[weak crest]

@weak crest it is done

alright let's go

lesss goo

[fluid cargo]

U got one with strelok ?

[weak crest]

I can make one

[fluid cargo]

Hell yes

[weak crest]

So, just the text "strelok my beloved " with strelok as an image? I'll make that

[fluid cargo]

I can also give u blushin stelok like in my pfp lol its up to you

[ionic flicker]

The doctor my beloved one

[fluid cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753032918670114929/851808339762479104/1622797364_makesweet-h56ydg.gif

[ionic flicker]

Хабар принёс?- Sidorovich

[weak crest]

@fluid cargo here ya go

[fluid cargo]

this is art thank you

[weak crest]

No problem lad. I need more ideas for more of these lockets. Maybe "bandit my beloved" or some shit. "glow rock, my beloved god."

[fluid cargo]

lebedev my beloved

[weak crest]

how do make this

[ionic flicker]

Flesh

[weak crest]

I would much rather shove myself into a whirligig.

[ionic flicker]

Bloodsuccer?

[amber canopy]

xray engine, my beloved

[weak crest]

You genius. also have this because it's done

It is done

[ionic flicker]

Imagine heart of chernobyl release at the 1st of april except you play as Sidorovich

[weak crest]

Just sit at his desk selling stuff. Riveting gameplay

[eager hollow]

sidorovich dlc

[amber canopy]

ty

[ionic flicker]

Habar prinyos?

[weak crest]

no prob

[weak crest]

I will counter that

[ionic flicker]

Professor Saharov anyone?

[halcyon jungle]

humanity restored

[fluid cargo]

Oasis my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Heart of Oasis

[weak crest]

Jellyfish my beloved

[amber canopy]

Oblivion lost, my beloved

[fluid cargo]

Exoskeleton my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Gordon Freeman my beloved

[keen vortex]

a) better be an idiot than utterly useless
b) i am not a freedomer, jokes on you

[clever solar]

Mercenaries gang

[amber canopy]

Compass, my beloved

[weak crest]

Bandit my beloved

Skull faction my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Duped compasses are my passion

[lavish siren]

vintar bc my beloved

[clever solar]

Money my beloved
Mercs Meme idea

[amber canopy]

stalker 2 demo (2011), my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Russian localization my beloved

[amber canopy]

Vano, my beloved

[weak crest]

These are taking ages to make slow down fellas

[ionic flicker]

Grom 5.45 my beloved

[weak crest]

Echo my beloved

[amber canopy]

Abakan, my beloved

[tawny plank]

VSS

[weak crest]

Tolik my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Shustriy my beloved

[amber canopy]

Marked One, my beloved

[clever solar]

Money my beloved
Meme made by mercenaries gang

[weak crest]

Beard my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Svarog my beloved

[amber canopy]

Toz, my beloved

[weak crest]

Nimble my beloved

[clever solar]

Makarov my beloved

[ionic flicker]

[amber canopy]

Aksu, my beloved

[weak crest]

Zulu my beloved

old man scar my beloved

Kardan my beloved ❤️

[fluid cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/848615346800820244/image0.gif

[ionic flicker]

Degtyarov my beloved

[amber canopy]

Generators, my beloved

[weak crest]

Burner my beloved

[ionic flicker]

The Brain Scorcher my beloved

[weak crest]

Psi-storm my beloved

people making beloved jokes, my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Blowout my beloved

[fluid cargo]

stalker tdm my beloved

[amber canopy]

Григорович, my beloved

[weak crest]

Anabiotics my beloved

[ionic flicker]

[amber canopy]

Stalker 2 leaked

[ionic flicker]

Intense radioactive background be like

[amber canopy]

Radar, my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Chernobyl APP my beloved

[amber canopy]

l13_generators, my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Bugs and glitches, my beloved

[weak crest]

Cheeki breeki, my beloved

[amber canopy]

Xray Engine BugTrap, my beloved

[weak crest]

Owl is scum, my beloved

[amber canopy]

Clear Sky Bandit Radio, my beloved

[ionic flicker]

Goldfish, my beloved

[opal jungle]

.

[weak crest]

all along the watchtower by Jimi Hendrix playing on the radio in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly, my beloved

[weak crest]

❤️ STALKER

[weak crest]

Am i one who see dick here?

[delicate forge]

wrong tower

[untold elbow]

I get that godforsaken song spammed every time I turn on zoneFM

[weak crest]

Its lovely.

[plucky obsidian]

The effects of global warming

[weak crest]

Sawed off dbl barrel is a hunting rifle

[weak crest]

Minestalker rp

[upbeat tendon]

stalker 2 Roblox boogalloo

[weak crest]

I could imagine an 8 year old having no clue what is stalker and just joins the game to kill their own faction

[hasty minnow]

no it isn't

the double barrel sawed off is a toz-66, while the hunting rifle is a toz-34

[eager hollow]

wheres the blue thing behind the stranger
minor detail missing

[fluid quartz]

minor missing, terrible game

[delicate forge]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-scared-scream-fright-gif-20173610

[weak crest]

well it can be used as a hunting rifle, it wont dissapoint you

average stalker enjoyer

[eager hollow]

[weak crest]

why sus

[clever solar]

When desktop is sus 😳

[eager hollow]

🚟

[twin stag]

[woeful falcon]

брацыыыы

[fallow topaz]

Activate Windows

[cunning jay]

Metro Exodus

[weak crest]

sus

[cunning jay]

sus

[weak crest]

who the buys microsoft products anyways

Слитый скриншот из Сталкер Зов Бюрера,ой отесть,Сталкер 2 Сердце Чернобыля

[weak crest]

i removed the watermark lolol

[hasty minnow]

the sawed off shotgun is literally the worst shotgun

[weak crest]

Это правда!!1!!!!1

[hasty minnow]

the pb1s does more damage than the sawed off shotgun

[weak crest]

Знаю,знаю

[lucid pilot]

Yes

[weak crest]

depends on the distance

[hasty minnow]

point blank shot to the blind dogs does nothing

[halcyon jungle]

ur so funi xdddd

[twin flame]

Lmao

[hoary hemlock]

https://youtu.be/Em3AL-EmIRQ

[weak crest]

Reppposte?!?!??!!

[hushed sinew]

Не смотрите рецензии Пучкова на Сталкер 2

Одна политика и нацисты в Киеве

[weak crest]

У деда шиза просто

[weak crest]

Transl: zone changes people

[twin flame]

LOL

[woven isle]

а его прическу Зона так и не поменяла

[woven isle]

с его слов 95% людей планеты - дураки 👍
а он один умный

[weak crest]

Then it depends on the game

[weak crest]

So theres a huge thunderstorm in my area right now, so i put my speaker through the window and played the emmision warning from cop

[muted marten]

How interesting, here too

[weak crest]

What country are You in? Maybe close enough to mine lol, im from Poland

[muted marten]

Yea makes sense, Lithuania

[weak crest]

Fair enough

[weak crest]

When you bought your pc in 2009

[twin flame]

when its when i whens i when its not a gif lol laugghs at this user 👉

[weak crest]

Really old meme someone made for me

[weak crest]

furry artefact

[plucky obsidian]

I support this artefact

[analog horizon]

Хаха

[solid igloo]

of course you do

[weak crest]

to think someone out there will make a furry mod for stalker 2

[wintry dune]

shut your mouth

[surreal canopy]

[weak crest]

I will

[wintry dune]

stalker 2 mods smh vanilla duh vanilla is best

[weak crest]

don't forget Stalker 1979 is also the best

without the movie, stalker wouldn't exist

[rugged narwhal]

[weak crest]

Nicolas Cage

no

[chilly crypt]

Reposting for a new generation of Stalkers

[dusty plover]

[livid shoal]

Bad song

[frigid depot]

@worldly basalt

[thick lantern]

Day uhh i stopped counting
Waiting for :smile_skif:

[frigid depot]

Honestly Mez became a meme by himself

[frigid depot]

Mez will

[wild owl]

Nice

[clever ice]

:DDD I have too much time that I have to make an impact on a public discord

[wild owl]

Still haven't finished that model yet.

[keen vortex]

Hell is full

[frigid depot]

[wild owl]

Was busy a little bit

[quartz hollow]

Bruh

[livid shoal]

Delete

[wild owl]

Too late

[quartz hollow]

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest swearing

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Professional Bandit#2637: 865224012206096 submitted successfully.

Jun 25, 2021, 7:45 AM

[weak crest]

no cussing in my zone

[slim apex]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-no-please-no-gif-5026106 please why ... No furries in the zone that should be a rule

[amber canopy]

Blood is fuel.

[weak crest]

Мод на фуррей пилишь?

[wild owl]

Пока нет.

[keen vortex]

пока нет

[wild owl]

Похоже, что такими темпами выпущу через 10 лет после релиза С2

[quartz hollow]

omfggggg ghahaaa

[weak crest]

Ну ничего,подождём потерпим как и сталкер

[fluid cargo]

Oh no a pony Cringe go back to hell where u came from

[quartz hollow]

Im legit crying and laughin at the same time.

[weak crest]

[lapis cloud]

yo use normal wp
https://vk.com/doc147428485_604981533?hash=bebf9a83edc76cde56&dl=d2078939da7ea48e5f
https://vk.com/doc147428485_604981527?hash=3c6024c3e16a952947&dl=4862ed5a1b55f8ba8f

[weak crest]

I’M FREE

[rustic ether]

Stalker horse

[weak crest]

horses in stalker

[amber canopy]

actually they can make sense

[weak crest]

Excusemewhat

[round cipher]

Опять мемочат заспамили

[pearl blade]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-bloodsucker-on-bicycle-gif-20911439

[weak crest]

how many times i have seen this

[amber canopy]

OP 2.1 in nutshell

[blazing rose]

Residential complex "Monolith"

[weak crest]

Thx

[quartz hollow]

a

[true nova]

I have no idea who made this or if it's already been posted but here

[twin flame]

No

[weak crest]

Duty base

[patent bridge]

Amongusalker

[weak crest]

StalkerUs

[patent bridge]

🤣☝️

[weak crest]

No

[weak crest]

Embed failure

[patent bridge]

[weak crest]

S.T.A.L.G.U.S.:Shadow of Amogus