🤨┃stalker_memes

[sturdy imp]

@weak crest (volume over 50% not recommended)

[weak crest]

a weapon to suppress metal gear!

[woven isle]

thanks for warning about volume

[sturdy imp]

:D

[sturdy imp]

Brotherhood...Unity...Peace

[weak crest]

i can finally destroy weebs with this weapon

[sturdy imp]

yes.

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830160055793745931/840650063461744650/-fMfWUaJbHoVaYxR.mp4

[quartz hollow]

olololol

[cinder urchin]

[quartz hollow]

lol

[weak crest]

lol

[cinder urchin]

Task: Kill everyone in the name of the Monolith.

[sturdy imp]

O_O

ohno

[honest nymph]

Why would you ask the Wish Granter for leaving The Zone tho?

[upper lodge]

Military being military loves to cut off everything

[honest nymph]

Yeah, but they would be more concentrated in the South-western regions like Cordon, Great Swamps and Agroprom

They probably visit Yantar from time to time to wipe Ecologist's asses, but that is the most rutine I can think of them doing tbh

[upper lodge]

lol

oh well, time to make a fic in gmod about how bandits take yantar

[honest nymph]

I don't really imagine Bandits in Yantar tbh

[honest nymph]

It isn't a common route for Stalkers, and there aren't a lot of camps to rob

There's only the Eco bunker, and that's it.

Yantar really does suck, huh?

[upper lodge]

... yes.

[honest nymph]

Like, I would enjoy if it would be bigger. But it's as big as my house's plot.

[odd silo]

I ordered a pistol from Nimble. I think he got me the wrong kind of pistol.

[mystic oasis]

Dancing Butterfly: A unique variant of the Desert Eagle obtained through Nimble. What it lacks in accuracy it makes up for with a high rate of fire and sweet tunes. Does no damage.

[thick lantern]

Both are gay
Stay with Loners

[frozen magnet]

But it kills my soul

[dusty plover]

That restores a portion of my soul, oh man how many times I had toys with that sound...

[weak crest]

some good actual memes in 5am

[upper lodge]

bathroom

[odd silo]

now draw him killing strelok

[weak crest]

Now draw him selling artifacts

[cinder urchin]

that is beautiful

[upper lodge]

freedom

[cinder urchin]

I like Ashot's Ukrainian voice more than the english voice. Less irritating.

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305747474625200130/841073556829241354/image0-45.png

[native brook]

that russian

[cinder urchin]

oof

well i thought it was ukrainian

[wise kindle]

freedom and duty are both cool

[eternal sparrow]

Уже не Домофон, а Дима Свин

Отстал ты от моды

[thick lantern]

Yes

But i preefer to stay neutral with both of them

[weak crest]

does anyone have a lot of monolith memes?

[odd silo]

Clear Sky/Loner all the way

[weak crest]

ty

[crude niche]

anyone got duty memes

[crude niche]

[weak crest]

Monolith are the strongest

[vivid grove]

Duty

[crude niche]

[rigid forge]

[weak crest]

Indeed

[eternal sparrow]

Гарда Пантери слабо вяжется со свободой

[weak crest]

[quartz hollow]

this music is a banger, anyone knows exact name of it and from where it comes?

[weak crest]

I'm sorry I don't know

[quartz hollow]

its ok

[tribal shell]

CS dynamic music theres a YT vid let me just get it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aapU0w2eMyk

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801078026346954784/818717541266358272/video0.mp4

[weak crest]

Yes

[weak crest]

from stalker to doom eternal

[pastel kettle]

Freedom chad
Dooty bad

Yes, i'm clear sky
Yes, i'm biased
Yes,i believe in svoboda supremacy

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest мат на сервере запрещён

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) †Leader of Sin†#2668: 848982779342864 submitted successfully.

May 10, 2021, 10:19 AM

[quartz hollow]

based 😳

[weak crest]

so freedom is gae

does that means that duty are femboy

No

Duty is better than freedom

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest оскорбления

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) †Leader of Sin†#2668: 848987207135248 submitted successfully.

May 10, 2021, 10:37 AM

[eternal sparrow]

-purge @weak crest 29

Срач группировок уводите в личку

[eternal sparrow]

-mute @weak crest 2h мат на сервере запрещён, неадекват

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment †Leader of Sin†#2668: 848987467038736 submitted successfully.

May 10, 2021, 10:38 AM

[quartz hollow]

KEKW

[upper lodge]

yes duty is femboy and always will be

[weak crest]

maybe they kept all woman in rostok

[upper lodge]

[hearty palm]

[quartz hollow]

lol

real men are in monolith 💪

[sullen tide]

Доки доки

[glass parrot]

Now I know why she was at the ropes end

[dusty plover]

He do be vibin

[weak crest]

This was made earlier and i wanted to post it here but when i was exporting it to my phone, the video was like about 10 MB, so i couldnt post it here. I tried sending it to my friend and it was only 5 MB, so yea i got tricked lol

[dusty plover]

Yea the Discord 8MB limit sucks

[weak crest]

Yep, wish they could remove it

[dusty plover]

Although links for files over 8MB work iirc

[thick lantern]

Free freedom propaganda

[dusty plover]

[upper lodge]

[thick lantern]

Duty rn be like

[dusty plover]

I agree

[upper lodge]

definitely

[dusty plover]

We got the whole Freedom squad laughing

[upper lodge]

Yes

[hasty minnow]

the limit on this server is 100mb

thank the nitro boosters

[upper lodge]

yeah i think it was monolith

[weak crest]

Bandit posting

Wish for infinite discord nitro at the granter

[solar lagoon]

this makes me happy :)

[weak crest]

Welcome to our home @weak crest

Ah yes

[trail copper]

Stalker 2 gamplay filtred

[weak crest]

Stalker 2 TPP Confirmed

[wild owl]

Includes the Marked One (the main playable character of SoC) and Strelok (the main enemy in SoC and CS and side character in CoP).

[weak crest]

Ballas OG strong!

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/zSkhUKbiYqI

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831956507700363284/841309757205250058/video0-10.mov

duty be like:

Which ever one you agree the most with

[muted marten]

Take faction convos out of here

[languid goblet]

Woah I'm seeing messages disappear in real time, is this a new type of anomaly?

[vocal spoke]

freedom be like:

[languid goblet]

So cute watching duty and freedom fight, they are obviously in love 💕

[vocal spoke]

i will snap ye neck

[molten citrus]

[hasty sleet]

nice

[languid goblet]

Hey I'm just taking notes for clear sky, they've been researching this "pairing" for quite some time

[quartz hollow]

lmaoooo golden words

[weak crest]

fight= love

[quartz hollow]

i still feel bad for helicopter pilot and people wich were there like...damn

[weak crest]

fyi i never seen a woman so yeah

[hushed sinew]

No regret, that was the will of the monolith

[weak crest]

monocringe

[quartz hollow]

but...but...um...

[weak crest]

Embed fail cringe

[upper lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-cat-gif-20994854

[manic totem]

https://youtu.be/USsL6RSGHUs

[cinder urchin]

[sturdy imp]

i like this

[rigid forge]

true

[weak crest]

doodie

[sturdy imp]

Im gonna be honest. Duty is just better.

[halcyon jungle]

doody

[gilded mica]

freedumb

[polar warren]

eliminate all factions
clean zone

[sturdy imp]

they've got cooler armor

[gilded mica]

all but monolith

[polar warren]

they too

[gilded mica]

no they are good, praise the monolith

[weak crest]

I hate monolith they are baboons

[odd silo]

Vova vist when you try to enter cordon via helicopter:

[sturdy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[chilly crypt]

Lol that’s the one that inspired me to make this

[weak crest]

Ive just seen

A masterpiece

[chilly crypt]

Daw thanks ❤️. Trying to perfect it and make a better version

[weak crest]

Its already perfect in my eyes mate, good job 👍

[weak crest]

tHeY'vE gOt cOoLeR aRmOr

[weak crest]

[sturdy imp]

its true tho

[night barn]

Lore-friendly reason why Stalkers actually join Duty

[sturdy imp]

yep

[muted marten]

Oh nice, someone turned the ok Kruglov into an emote

Might need to ask GSC for that one ngl

[night barn]

Oh right, you're not on DoC

[muted marten]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Never had a reason to join it

[thick lantern]

Meanwhile every other faction watching it all

[weak crest]

[languid goblet]

If every faction was a character in 100 rads, duty and freedom would be the two belligerent drunks who argue and insult each other until they start making out and pass out under a table.

[muted marten]

I remember a video similar to what you described, except it was the Yanov station

[languid goblet]

Yes, Yanov would be more fitting. I wish I could draw, I'd make it a cartoon

[muted marten]

@random dove do you still have that video?

[dusty plover]

Yooo we vibin

[weak crest]

Yep, just a scientist passing don‘t mind me

Report back to Major Hernandez that Freedom and Duty hate each other, over

[dusty plover]

O yeah, that one will cause an emission when thrown

[random dove]

This one?

[muted marten]

Yup

[dusty plover]

CoP secret Yanov ending

[weak crest]

[thick lantern]

Friend of ____ achivement in nutshell

[tawny willow]

stupid furry doesn't know that the manual is on the inside

[rigid forge]

[weak crest]

Mate, do i know you?

I think yes, you are from Lechu do im right?

[odd silo]

This is why you buy a handful of anti-emission drugs

[vocal spoke]

or be monolith

[thick lantern]

I dunno

[hasty sleet]

destroy that TV as fast as possible and also don't forget to throw it into a fire anomaly

[rigid forge]

[odd silo]

stalker players after getting ripped off by sidorovich

[weak crest]

anomaly players be like

"am I ready for lab x18?"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664604771117826100/775108228002480138/Freedom.mp4 reposting because its good

[weak crest]

good taste in mods fellow oblivion lost 3.1 chad

[weak crest]

can i hav mods

oblivion lost 3.1

thanks

no problem

[rocky lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723599467172986962/841411529739468840/image0-52.png

not mine

[polar warren]

bruh is that weapon icon made from google stock images ?

[weak crest]

no

[odd silo]

when you walk around an anomaly zone without throwing bolts

[polar warren]

lol

[wild owl]

Modders at their best...

[eternal sparrow]

Typical Vasyanka

@wild owl Ты куда своё творчество наскидывал

Почему оно на секунду вылезло у меня в ленте

[wild owl]

х3

@eternal sparrow Скинь паблик.

[weak crest]

well I mean, the ak-47 is just like that

also a difference in whether there's a gap, as well as color

[eternal sparrow]

Не успел увидеть, лента обновилась

но точно твоё творчество

трапов и не только к сталкерам лепить

[charred swift]

Real men only go into x18 with a pmm and viper

[gilded mica]

and only one magazine for each

[odd silo]

Don't forget the two sets of normal medkits and 5 bandages

[gilded mica]

nah you dont need those, you just shouldnt let yourself take damage

[weak crest]

making friends in the zone is easy and most of them are good people

making friends in real life is hard and pain

[odd silo]

This says a lot about our society

[weak crest]

[full coral]

Держи болт

[weak crest]

What doody secretly does in their free time

that's wholesome if they do this in game

[surreal canopy]

Please add this to the game

[unreal temple]

Even adults want to have simple fun sometimes, I see nothing wrong with that :)

[wild owl]

Люди всегда в чём-то хороши...

[odd silo]

Passing by the Military Cordon Outpost be like

[weak crest]

Repost because I fear someone may steal this from me

[weak crest]

You even added watermark lol

[weak crest]

Yep. I‘m a forgetful person, so yea, had to add a watermark

[weak crest]

Anomaly table

[weak crest]

I still dont trust you after that incident

You sold me out

GTA 3 monolith

[nova imp]

half life 1 monolith

[odd silo]

Damn, they even got the MP5 with attached GL. That's a rarity in these here parts.

You all know what it is. It's hunting season time.

[alpine patrol]

perhaps 😳
👉 👈

[wise kindle]

can someone tell me stalker lore

[weak crest]

Nuclear plant goes boom, mutants come to live, anomalies are made, weird storms are also made and a bunch of cultists take over and call the place “The Zone”

[dusty plover]

I identify Monolith worshippers as wildlife

[honest nymph]

Based

[hushed sinew]

Думайте шире - Монолит это группировка из группировок, ибо в ней как одиночки, так и свобода с долгом и даже наемники

[weak crest]

Good can you give me the link to buy the it

https://youtu.be/E-oXFvC7co8

i don't understand anything but this is entertaining to watch

[wild owl]

Educational

[weak crest]

Ur right, thanks bro

[rigid forge]

[solar lagoon]

I have stolen it

[weak crest]

Woah

[solar lagoon]

sorry, it was a good meme 😔

[weak crest]

haha yes

[quartz hollow]

Who wouldnt steal it. Its great meme

[weak crest]

Thank you. This is why i love the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. community, friendly people

[quartz hollow]

[weak crest]

i need to make more stalker meme but I'm afraid weebs will try to destroy my house

[weak crest]

[quartz hollow]

Lol? If they are good people they will treat it as a joke lmao.
Make more memes, they are good

[weak crest]

Go make more memes, make us stalkers proud

[quartz hollow]

Yes

[weak crest]

this is my first stalker meme https://youtu.be/zSkhUKbiYqI

I'm thinking of what to do next

Ive only posted about 2 Stalker memes on my channel. I have posted other memes on my channel but are not related to Stalker

Bruh what happen to cj

[dusty plover]

CJ Anomaly

[dusty plover]

Here's how I would improve the meme: after they force him to touch the boob, Strelok breaks through the door, prepares his AK and shoots everyone

[weak crest]

Thats a good idea

I'm still learning how to use vegas pro 16 lol

[dusty plover]

Understandable

[weak crest]

i got a good idea

I'm gonna make a think mark meme stalker version animated

[upper lodge]

what is this san andreas its the bad remaster

[weak crest]

[cinder urchin]

[weak crest]

congratulations

New meme for my channel

you should post it in r/stalker.

Sure

ok that actually made me laugh

[flat mango]

vkid po svobodovski

[cedar crater]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

[weak crest]

Here is da link https://youtu.be/j6aiDyORf7g

Nice

this sheet made me laugh so hard

[slim apex]

Heavy monolith breathingshttps://www.newscientist.com/article/2277195-nuclear-reactions-at-chernobyl-are-spiking-in-an-inaccessible-chamber/

[hybrid jacinth]

Энергетик

[vocal spoke]

no

[weak crest]

[gilded mica]

Praise the Monolith

[weak crest]

Maybe

[hasty minnow]

sidorovich? what the hell

[thick lantern]

Bro im so funny i played Duty propaganda near a playground (Freedom dont hate, i was forced to do it)

[dusty plover]

pog

[dusty plover]

😎

[quartz hollow]

aptechka

[dusty plover]

Very blessed

[echo bridge]

🇹 🅾️ 🇱 🇮 🇰

[woven isle]

Great art

[analog yoke]

дай аптечку

[upper lodge]

me petting my pseudogiant

[modern lake]

me petting my karlito (he's mocked by 99% of the LA players)

[thick lantern]

Me petting my little leather jacket Loner (we are going to get him his first sunrise and a Assault Rifle)

[quartz hollow]

Absolutly wholesome

[lilac tundra]

freedom stalkers when they have came back home from the zone

[lilac tundra]

freedom produced eagle

[weak crest]

well now I have to subscribe

[weak crest]

brain scorcher be like:

[main flame]

Our monolith

[cinder urchin]

FOR THE MONOLITH

[wispy monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/837923716577886228/video0.mov

[candid nova]

I feel like a funnier soundtrack would work better

[chilly crypt]

none of these are funny. or even accurate

[orchid scaffold]

Our big boy is mad, hmm? What triggered you buddy

[chilly crypt]

[orchid scaffold]

Please do say it

[chilly crypt]

I just said none of them are funny 🤷‍♂️

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/CZpa64pn9Js

An anomaly's worst enemy

[weak crest]

Lmao i posted it on the Subreddit and commenters are Chekhov gang instead of Lukash

[honest nymph]

Lukash my beloved

[weak crest]

@odd silo duty is gay

[weak crest]

(UN)ISG is life

[bright turtle]

trust me CoP one is accurate to some point

[muted marten]

Anomaly one too

[odd silo]

Burner anomaly in real life

[analog yoke]

ardifagds

[analog yoke]

[odd silo]

Freedomers when they realise they can't bone bloodsuckers anymore after Duty hunted them down into extinction

[muted marten]

Duty when you can't hunt the Bloodsuckers out of extinction

[analog yoke]

kill la kill ost? cringe yo

[odd silo]

i don't know i just stole this from youtube

[analog yoke]

yes yes

[weak crest]

the animation is complete now i just need a sound but i don't understand Russian/Ukraine

[analog yoke]

text to speech

[glass parrot]

What are you looking for

[analog yoke]

or just insert random quotes and subtitle it.

[odd silo]

Me watching a group of Duty soldiers hopelessly fending off a huge pack of mutants so I can loot their dead bodies afterwards.

[weak crest]

I'm making think mark meme

[odd silo]

bandit weaponry be like

[glass parrot]

A yes the Khyber Pass bolt action ak

[odd silo]

Duty weaponry be like

[weak crest]

more like monolith because only crazy people will carry big guns

[odd silo]

and you, the player

[glass parrot]

Duty sport more old eastern bloc weapons and very very few are around with newer weaponry

[odd silo]

and loners are a mix of both if you're lucky

[glass parrot]

Loners sport a collection of very old and sportized rifles and pdw's,later ranks can get anything tho

This going by logic in lore

Going by quality of weaponry freedom beats duty,the American AR has a wider support for anything and can be turned into a lot of stuff with the right tools,the ammo is not too rare also

[odd silo]

Yeah, I've always preferred Western rifles when it comes to full auto, but eastern bloc rifles for bolt action

[analog yoke]

mechanically it's just a matter of progression, freedom has better guns cuz you meet them later in the game.

[odd silo]

We can all agree bandits have the crappiest ones but can snipe you from 4000 miles away with a snub double barrel shotgun

[weak crest]

they had a grenade launcher

[glass parrot]

Mechanically but it then works in lore too with their more free and westernised beliefs and practices

[analog yoke]

том нук лол

[glass parrot]

Never had that problem,you must just be bad

[odd silo]

Bruh it was a joke no need to insult people smh

[glass parrot]

Bruh that was a joke

[weak crest]

[odd silo]

Sorry, didn't picked up on it. Currently raging at Red Forest in Anomaly due to Psydogs ambushing me at random places

[sage dirge]

why did you insult him smh 😱

[odd silo]

Though a friend of mine did get sniped by an actual bandit with a double barrel, so I guess that's possible

[muted marten]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773886349316980778/826005470249484308/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

Not a Bandit but it'll do

[weak crest]

why don't they just show the whole gameplay instead

[odd silo]

Discount bandits so it still counts

[livid night]

They stream the gameplay

[untold elbow]

Duty can't even hunt down blind dogs, let alone bloodsuckers

[glass parrot]

Duty is canonically built on a rotten base held up by lies and stupidity

[glass parrot]

Freedom is too high of their asses to do anything

[odd silo]

and Clear Sky is canonically dead

unless they bring them back in the next game like in Anomaly

[glass parrot]

Not dead,monolith

[odd silo]

a mix of both, the survivors just disbanded after Lebedev bit the dust

[muted marten]

Nimble and Novikov in CoP

[glass parrot]

Yes,sad too,clear sky had the best chance to research the zone without getting too caught up in the zones drugs like freedom or needing help everytime like the scientists,they had great researchers,f Beanpolev

[odd silo]

[glass parrot]

We...don't talk about anomaly when talking about lore here

[odd silo]

Just saying, it's possible but at the same time it's not. All depends on what the devs will do for the next game.

[glass parrot]

I hope they don't,they'd kill the lore if they did

[odd silo]

Yeah, it may be for the best. Here's hoping they add the cut groups though as a new addition.

[glass parrot]

What?you really want sin in the game?

[muted marten]

Let's go to #⭐┃nospoilers_general or #💬┃en_offtop

[analog yoke]

honestly that renegade is just flexing

[untold elbow]

Is that Tommy Vercetti fighting a bloodsucker

[odd silo]

Yes

[untold elbow]

And why is it well animated? Or is that mocap?

[odd silo]

One sec let me get the original link

[odd silo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBKQEY1D74&t=217s

[weak crest]

ah yes

[honest nymph]

Duty isn't gay tho

[glass parrot]

It's not gay,it's bad

[rigid forge]

the huge dick tho

[plain hedge]

dont sweat details, drug

[keen vortex]

Both are stupid

[rigid forge]

bandit enjoyers are the best

[plain hedge]

this also puts a smile on the face

[glass parrot]

Freedom isn't good,better than duty in its transparency but their complacency and idiocyncracy will be their downfall

[glass parrot]

At least you willingly accept to join them tho

[keen vortex]

Better off mindless than in a group of idiots

[glass parrot]

Even if in a group of mindless idiots one can realize the rotten and try to right the wrong?

[keen vortex]

Wont help them much

[glass parrot]

Still think indoctrination is bad regardless,but I digress

[rigid forge]

[weak crest]

Damn ur a pro

[quasi vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333182463885049856/841961299381846026/Cyka.mp4

[weak crest]

you can't afford to get vegas pro or Adobe Premiere Pro in the zone

[weak crest]

What software did u use btw?

i use vegas pro 16 cracked

[weak crest]

Pog, thanks btw

https://youtu.be/Jjpp3IW9ogc

[thick lantern]

DEADLY ANOMALIES

[odd silo]

DANGEROUS MUTANTS

[bronze shadow]

ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS

[odd silo]

NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET

[untold elbow]

What the fricking fricker frick

[honest nymph]

THE WORLD FEARS THE ZONE'S EXPANSE JOIN DUTY AND SAVE THE INNOCENTS

[night barn]

Expanse Bodysuit moment

[weak crest]

Me when somebody insult sarv

And dont ask whos sarvente is

[crude niche]

but who

[acoustic tiger]

Romance in the zone episode 2 when??

[weak crest]

no

you fool don't say that!

[weak crest]

Dont ask

[lilac tundra]

ANOMALY

[weak crest]

@weak crest i keep rewatching your meme and i can't stop.

i need to forget.....
monolith help me forget

[next kestrel]

Something i found while searching on the internet

[hasty sleet]

how many times has this been reposted already

[next kestrel]

Idk

I just found it

[delicate forge]

clearly a clear sky fan

[weak crest]

Lmao you are good job

[wild owl]

Correction*

[deep mason]

Looks like he didn't throw a bolt

[acoustic tiger]

Idk thats kinda gae bro

[vivid grove]

No gay, only mans sex

[acoustic tiger]

Id rather become gay than beastiality Fr**dom bastards

[vivid grove]

Fr**dom gay

[clever ice]

no u

[vivid grove]

Join Duty

[clever ice]

Join the purge on Duty

oh come on! HE CAN SAY FUGG

[quartz hollow]

imagine duty

[bronze prairie]

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @acoustic tiger swearing

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Kandahar_.#7423: 849746346237968 submitted successfully.

May 12, 2021, 2:06 PM

[shut oyster]

average monolithian

[acoustic tiger]

Nooooo

[quartz hollow]

LMAO

[clever ice]

We are wanted criminals now @acoustic tiger

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/g9YeiBgUmkU

[quartz hollow]

kev isnt goin to get warned, he has popular yt channel smh

[acoustic tiger]

Literally 1984
Maybe i should join freedom after all

[clever ice]

come join bandit

[quartz hollow]

this isnt a good idea

oh god, kev is a bandit now

[acoustic tiger]

How to overclock intel i3 2016

[quartz hollow]

mercs..better than duty and bandits, thank god

[acoustic tiger]

Why do people here hate duty so much?

[clever ice]

Bandits have the best perks in CS and CoP

[quartz hollow]

prob cuz of its views and cuz many douchebags are there

i mean...i respect dutiers unless they are stereotypical ones, i respect their views

[solar lagoon]

this inspires me

[quartz hollow]

bruh

[quartz hollow]

xd

[deep mason]

The post below is my status

[hasty sleet]

duty is gay

[deep mason]

Fellow stalker

[weak crest]

you

[thick lantern]

Same as yesterday, but military propaganda instead

[upper lodge]

truly military

[weak crest]

how people find this 3 foot Lady is beautiful.

[sterile mist]

Good luck with slapping bloodsucker in with flyswatter

[weak crest]

come here you little-

[frozen magnet]

3 foot?

[weak crest]

i mean this lady is tall

[frozen magnet]

I dont think they are looking at her feet

[random dove]

She is

[frozen magnet]

She is beautifully scary

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654911019096866826/841872849668145182/video0.mp4

[weak crest]

Sad

[sullen dagger]

I dont know either of these whamen

[orchid scaffold]

The 3rd meme from this series that's actually good

[weak crest]

This makes me want to do the same

[weak crest]

Bro

[weak crest]

The heck was that

[odd silo]

yes

[verbal zodiac]

freedom

[weak crest]

poor guy lmfao

Catch a granade!

i owe you one, GRANADE!

[odd silo]

Here's a pineapple I've been saving for you!

[odd silo]

bandit

[quaint quail]

https://streamable.com/r0d5m5 🇩🇪 💪

[weak crest]

No Russian moment

[weak crest]

That mf is in God mode lmao, "Demo"

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463674566070501376/842105996608667708/182262437_2811821532363419_6773887668423407392_n.png

[haughty garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/842044835128672346/XbLnL4RFxnM.png

[random dove]

"Ethan Winters, what the hell!?"

[analog yoke]

good stuff.

[shy crater]

Basil best boy

[analog yoke]

👍🏻

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-movie-dennis-hopper-monkey-bowser-gif-17861701

[sage dirge]

Yeah so funny 🤡

[plush verge]

сталкер)))))))))

[celest briar]

good work in being the clown. @sage dirge

[rigid forge]

[sage dirge]

I don't think that something really tragic will happen but making jokes about it, meh

[rigid forge]

making jokes about it is good

[sage dirge]

What's next, making jokes on the anniversary of the catastrophe? Ig

[rigid forge]

yes

[woven isle]

answer ||Troll Station in Antarctica||

[sullen dagger]

wait whats stalker 2003 storyline?

[sweet onyx]

Samurai dogs waging jihad on humanity coupled with alien evolutionary crystals and pan-slavic mind-controlling communism

you dont need to know more

[analog yoke]

troll stasjon

[modern lake]

yeah, a samurai dog warriors clan that can speak and have a leader

[rigid forge]

🗿

[weak crest]

[tranquil hemlock]

https://www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-s-molten-guts-are-warming-and-it-could-go-critical-all-over-again?

is this caused by the stalker 2 advertising team?

[olive prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-gif-18615594

[weak crest]

Not to ruin the meme but I think it was rain water leaking into the plant, can't wait for more radiation!

I am aware of the metal safe zone

[shy crater]

#🤨┃stalker_memes

[hasty minnow]

????

[viral quarry]

????

[shy crater]

whats the name of the channel?

[weak crest]

?????

[shy crater]

whats the name of the channel dude?

[weak crest]

what

remember when i said I'm gonna make think mark meme? GOOD NEWS https://youtu.be/II8jbxHuXRI

[opal wagon]

its a meme

[shy crater]

the message got deleted . but it was kek

[opal wagon]

damn

[near forum]

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2277195-nuclear-reactions-at-chernobyl-are-spiking-in-an-inaccessible-chamber/

[upper lodge]

can't wait to see a spike in ukrainian population now

[hollow carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/842098741082718269/unknown-1.png

[quartz hollow]

gold

[weak crest]

thanks

[quartz hollow]

[weak crest]

the first thing i think when i play clear sky is this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624014259751485441/842057796576346133/car.mp4

[weak crest]

Where is Stalker

[weak crest]

he is the anomaly

Ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/672931925299822602/842258126082539580/dance.mov

D a n c e

[upper lodge]

pov: strelok happy after being done with x-16

[weak crest]

I am proud my meme is getting reposted

finally i can rest after finishing making my meme

[quartz hollow]

ur meme is absolutly amazing gotta say

[weak crest]

https://c.tenor.com/6oSEDVpeB-YAAAAM/dies-of-cringe-cringe.gif

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-falling-breaking-bad-dm4uz3-gif-18078549

[upper lodge]

is it me or this is getting faster

[weak crest]

it is lol

[upper lodge]

thud

[upper lodge]

grandpa tried fnf didnt go out very well

[weak crest]

Where meme

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/II8jbxHuXRI

not bad, just need better camera angle

[weak crest]

I'm still learning animating

[somber ravine]

ahahahahhahahahha

[lilac tundra]

no

[autumn orchid]

Весело тут

[rigid forge]

[woven isle]

Nikolai video

[weak crest]

Nikocringe

[small hatch]

what mods are these?

[weak crest]

just this one https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/provak-s-weapon-overhaul-v24-anomaly-1512

[small hatch]

oh boi i can already predict gigantic file size from the thumbnal

[quartz hollow]

A

[small hatch]

.......jesus christ

[weak crest]

I recommend it tho because of the nice weapon animations

[small hatch]

that m700 in the thumbnail agrees to that

[weak crest]

quite a few bugs tho

[small hatch]

that comes as standard for all mods

[weak crest]

especially when combining guns from gunslinger and b&s

[small hatch]

i see

[weak crest]

yea

[small hatch]

ima try it anyways, cause i already have a backup of my og stalker run so ill just make a new one

[keen vortex]

I have a feeling that's not gonna stay there for long cuz it has assets from tarkov judging by the looks/sounds

[upper lodge]

at least its still something

[gaunt cloud]

imagine putting a watermark on someone else's clip

[weak crest]

xdddddd

[quartz hollow]

I mean. He edited it :^)

[keen vortex]

(added three text boxes)

[weak crest]

big ego moves

[weak crest]

yes ik, I'm a cringe person

Nikolakias clip btw

[main flame]

now just do the aggressor modpack and watch as your game crashes every 3 seconds due to the like 5000000 different mods hamfisted together

[weak crest]

this reminds me of gmod when you join those rp server with 21gb addons

[gloomy ivy]

@SidorovichStalker_Bot бот в телеге с озвучкой сталкера. Пользуйтесь на здоровье

[cursive glacier]

Can someone translate this?

[muted marten]

“So you spent the entire game trying to kill yourself?¨
“silence”

[cursive glacier]

O thx

[weak crest]

I went through 4 different traders from rostok to zaton to get this many 5.56 for my m249 :D

[coral karma]

Is this from a discount Tarkov mod?

[glass parrot]

this def isn't normal anomaly,and even normal anomaly is discount tarkov

[rigid forge]

[weak crest]

which mod is that

[upper lodge]

damn bro freedom and duty teamed up to destroy anime i like that

[weak crest]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/provak-s-weapon-overhaul-v24-anomaly-1512

i can alredy hear my hdd crying

[upper lodge]

if i download a mod that improves any stalker a little bit my pc is gonna literally explode

[glass parrot]

not really

[upper lodge]

well i have a laptop from 2012 but specs are worser than a windows xp

[glass parrot]

hard to imagine,specs

[upper lodge]

basically, my laptop specs are military payment

[glass parrot]

that tells me nothing,tell me the model at the very least

[muted marten]

Wouldn't that be pretty good though 🤔

[upper lodge]

military payment being military payment: send a grunt, get nothing, die to a rookie loner with a pm and he puts all the guns in the checkpoint commander in cordon

[muted marten]

Ah, Stalker military

[upper lodge]

drags the body to sidorovich, sells all loot, gets 3 piss energy drinks

stalker 2 sidorovich leak!@!@!@!324287r

[weak crest]

I don't see a difference

[rigid forge]

[olive prairie]

strelok is hot agree or disagree

[cinder urchin]

the average hot ukrainian

[weak crest]

be careful man you gonna triggered a lot of weebs here

[honest nymph]

He kinda looks like my dad

[gaunt cloud]

anime is alright

but...

[hushed sinew]

Join monolith

[gaunt cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-fortnite-fortnite-dance-monolith-сталкер-gif-18905167

[weak crest]

Ez gg wp

New member of monolith

[warped ivy]

No

[weak crest]

People in the comments of this post (mine) kept saying Chekhov gang

[weak crest]

So yes, i will remake a Chekhov version of this

[honest nymph]

Make a Lebedev version.

[weak crest]

Theres already a Lebedev and General Voronin version, lol

[honest nymph]

really, where?

[thick lantern]

Father Valerian version when?

[weak crest]

Check #🟢-reddit, i saw 2 remade versions of my meme "Anime Girl Kisses You but its Lukash". My Reddit user name is "Independent_Pin_8471"

[weak crest]

I will make one after making the Chekhov version

[thick lantern]

Allright

[honest nymph]

yeah seen it, thanks for help! :D

[weak crest]

No problem!

[muted marten]

@weak crest made my own version

[weak crest]

Poggers

I like how my watermark is still there lol

[muted marten]

Gotta leave the tribute to what I'm stealing

[weak crest]

Lol, thanks. Love the meme btw

[quartz hollow]

so true, great meme

[cerulean cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789478866221268993/842714177734967336/77c54ef4c9841e79-1.mp4

[quartz hollow]

ur stamina bar when ur running while carrying too much
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834832045942898730/842543279705948211/video0_15.mov

[echo bridge]

XD

[untold elbow]

No, no

When bloodsucker suck pp too hard

[quartz hollow]

Bro....freedom moment

[halcyon jungle]

[weak crest]

Honestly warms my heart seeing my meme getting remade. Credits to these 2 kings: u/worthless_LONER, u/TheConciousArtist

[haughty garden]

Every single conflict between Freedom and Duty.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605597765522685982/842162061483966534/video0.mp4

[thick lantern]

actually i will make ony by myself

[cinder urchin]

You've been kissed by Wish Granter.
Now join Monolith

[rigid forge]

[thick lantern]

Allright here

[weak crest]

Dastrelok

[livid night]

That means...that...Loners gay? 😳

[weak crest]

And duty

[muted marten]

Loners, Duty, Clear Sky, Freedom

Every faction eventually

[weak crest]

Freedom for people like billy

[livid night]

Aahhh, the true taste of male friendship. How do your friend tastes? Find out today by using bloodsucker tactics

https://tenor.com/view/succ-meme-mr-succ-milk-boob-gif-18587671

[weak crest]

I was going to make it but i had some school work to do, but yours is a masterpiece!

man i really wanted to feel popular

[dusty plover]

Become Freedom to be popular

[weak crest]

bad advice!

[dusty plover]

😔

[thick lantern]

Thank you

[main flame]

eidolon version when

[cinder urchin]

Duty, more like Dody.
Freedom, more like Freedumb.
Loners, more like Lonely.
Ecologists, more like Ecologays.
Bandits, more like Bandouche.
Renegades, more like Renegone.
Mercenaries, more like Mercenedgies.
Military, more like Militards.
Clear sky, more like Dead sky.
Monolith, more like Monolit 🔥 💯

[weak crest]

this guy is super funny xddddddddd

[cinder urchin]

lolololol

i want the die xddddddddddddddddddd

[keen vortex]

love or hate him, he's spiffin str8 fax

[woven python]

what do you use to animate?

[weak crest]

gmod

[woven python]

i got it but, what addons???

[weak crest]

just search stalker and you gonna find some maps, models, npc, playermodel and many more

[woven python]

ok, ty

[rigid stream]

Strelok walking up to Tolik like

[blazing rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814562920976613426/842757950983766026/k3spUOZpCLU.jpg

[cinder urchin]

[weak crest]

did you do the footage yourself? lol

[weak crest]

from Nikolakias vid

o

[dusty plover]

I need to know the song of this one

[weak crest]

Cringe.

Charon i need to sell your exoskeleton

So i can buy more noodle powder from freedom

Seriusly i need noodle powder so i can fight sum loners

[thick lantern]

Have some Loner radio

[somber ravine]

ahahahahahaha

[woven isle]

"Fighting Unknown"

[quartz hollow]

always has been

[honest nymph]

frick you valentine, I am a freelancer and don't need you

[thick lantern]

What

[upper lodge]

when kissed by lebedev

[honest nymph]

I just don't really feel like working for a man who has been dead for the past 10 years by now

[upper lodge]

zombie sidorovich no way

[thick lantern]

Bro, its 2011, Clear Sky faction is after Strelok. Lets go and maybe help them

[honest nymph]

Yeah, Clear Sky is the better option.

They are so cool they got a game titled after them

[thick lantern]

Yee

[upper lodge]

clear sky faction is awesome but i prefer freedom in my OPINION (about to get bombarded with duty fanboys arguing about how duty better)

[dusty plover]

yes

[olive prairie]

Opinion: petetion to ban straight women from playing stalker so they don't simp for every single character

[dusty plover]

I do not see a problem there

[olive prairie]

wait don't ban me

[charred ocean]

while my guitar gently weeps

[weak crest]

No wait, we hate duty femboys, wait we hate all femboys

[keen vortex]

or else...

[cinder urchin]

Cool

[weak crest]

monoshit

[cinder urchin]

Ye

yea

[olive prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-chernobyl-strelok-looking-up-worried-gif-17874458

[glass parrot]

Spoilers man

[olive prairie]

6 year old me after my mom gives me 5 bucks tho

[upper lodge]

pov: you finish the arena

[vivid grove]

Pov: you scumed Sidorovich for 0.01 ruble

[cinder urchin]

me after whipping out the entire freedom base and looting all their stuff and selling it to barkeep

[odd silo]

Me after I limped all the way to Skadovsk and sold 5+ Artifacts to Beard.

[upper lodge]

[WILD FLEX ALERT!!!] I only discovered one artifact

[odd silo]

[hollow comet]

you know owl buys them for the same price right?

he even complains why they dont sell it to him

[cinder urchin]

But Owl and Beard are both in Skadovsk

[delicate forge]

beard is closer to the front door

[weak crest]

its more worth it to save your artifacts for yanov's lab

[candid nova]

I AM THE POOR

[pale bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/842925239083466802/-fMfWUaJbHoVaYxR.mp4

[wintry dune]

This makes me wanna talk to fallout fans

[weak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783118675908886548/787057506747940894/image0.gif

[wintry dune]

:[

[weak crest]

jk king you do you :)

[lime harness]

This is funny and all but how does this relate to stalker?

[weak crest]

You can say that about a lot of memes here yet they are still allowed

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dusty plover]

Very epic

[cinder urchin]

some people kinda miss the offtopic meme channel

[obsidian quartz]

He, He, He, boy (─‿‿─)

[weak crest]

just like me, didnt know its a thing till now

[chilly crypt]

Yeah what do you have against femboys @pale bolt ??

[pale bolt]

I just post meme lmao am no mean anything

[chilly crypt]

Nah I know bro I’m just messing with ya lol

[pale bolt]

:D yeah it's all good

[obsidian quartz]

Как же не комфортно сидеть в мемесной, где лишь иностранцы. _.

[eternal sparrow]

Праймтайм такой сейчас

[obsidian quartz]

А ещё мои мемчики удалили (╥ω╥)

[clear oasis]

Get you a stalker who can do both. Получи сталкера, который может делать и то, и другое.

[eternal sparrow]

Потому что не касались тематики канала

[obsidian quartz]

Либо мемы, связанные со сталкером надо? :^

[clear oasis]

^

[eternal sparrow]

@obsidian quartz Читай название канала

И его категорию

[obsidian quartz]

Тогда... Чисто сталкерские мемы? (づ￣ ³￣)づ

[eternal sparrow]

Только касающиеся игры и всего, что с ней связано

[obsidian quartz]

Надеюсь на русском можно?. _.

[wild owl]

Нет, только на латыни.

[weak crest]

Bruh im kinda stressed out. Cuz in 24 mei i have this exam and if dont pass my reputation will be ruined

[solar lagoon]

Fitting channel to put this concern in, I wish you the best though

[weak crest]

And i also have this dream i was in school and i didnt pass

[weak crest]

Thanks stalker

[solar lagoon]

Listen man I just finished up my senior year of HS. I was failing 5 classes and I got them all up to passing in 2 weeks before grades were finalized. Just put the time and effort in and you’ll be fine.

[weak crest]

Ok bro as long as i pass

BTW im a 6th grader

[solar lagoon]

Oh well damn.

dont worry a bit then lol

[wispy monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763063725090537473/842982354767052820/STALKER--Are-Ya-Winning-Son--6077563.png

[weak crest]

Bruh @wispy monolith

[wispy monolith]

lol i didnt see it lol

[mellow valve]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gif-13248385

[weak crest]

join mercs. we are always original

[crimson slate]

Stalkers are top and fallout players are bottom

[eternal sparrow]

Третий, кто так сделает, получит за флуд

[crimson slate]

Third's one the charm :)

[hasty mica]

Я зделаю

[weak crest]

жесть ты строгий

[weak crest]

Thank you freedom for giving me some noodle powder

[eternal sparrow]

[autumn orchid]

XD

[weak crest]

your brain is going to get fried into zombie

[weak crest]

Your just jeoulus you dont some noodle powder to keep your strengh up. Shut up non believer

keep yapping your mouth stone worshipper

Haha im seeing sarv hehe

Wha wha why is there so many buildings here? Im feeling funny hehe....m

Hey dude huh.......why my seeing stars everywhere? Wha hah?.....

what stone brain does to a mf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510531949320863754/843022907025129482/video0.mp4

[slim apex]

[weak crest]

Bruh

[weak crest]

Ok

[autumn orchid]

Хахахахахахахахаахахах

[orchid scaffold]

Now add captions to it

[wild owl]

Up to you

[hasty minnow]

hard finding the perfect captions for it

[wild owl]

There's one

Либо ты приносишь ещё консервных банок, либо пока не проветришься - не зайдёшь! Думай, Меченый, думай!

[hasty minnow]

||did you seriously think you can raid the cnpp and succeed with the entire clear sky faction against you?||
||think, strelok, think!|| my best captions for now

[weak crest]

Did you think i would give you 90000 Rubles for those 150 AK's you sold to me? Think, Strelok, think!

[keen vortex]

fyi think is said only once

[weak crest]

Ah kk

do you uhh
uh

um

yeah think

[reef garden]

The Sniper

[upper lodge]

nevada

[delicate forge]

borov

[weak crest]

ох, как же давно я это постил

либо не я, но было уже короче

[floral granite]

https://youtu.be/KR4ryyxa9hQ

[weak crest]

meet the sniper

[honest nymph]

can someone tell me what does it mean in english? I'm curious

[weak crest]

Your Stalker (top)
Stalker of the Son of your Mothers Servant (bottom)

[honest nymph]

ahhh, thanks Stalker! :D

[olive prairie]

me: I really gotta lose weight so I can be more heathy
me 2 secs later:

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

[weak crest]

[sturdy imp]

that chicken looks so delicous. ive never seen such a delicous looking chicken in a cutscene before

[native brook]

[sullen dagger]

ja kada ukradem dusmanu iz razreda 5 krompira iz njegova polja

[pale grail]

Dusanov zakon hoce vase prste

[wispy monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400800598653534208/843291647278317578/Atmosphere_SoC_vs_CS.jpg

[weak crest]

Жиза

[wise kindle]

what is blowout

[weak crest]

A storm, the orange one

[spring basalt]

Spicy weather

[wild owl]

Blowout aka Emission

a sharp surge of radioactive, anomalous, and psionic activity that destroys all life in the Zone

[solar lagoon]

When you eat tacobell crunchwrap supreme with their hot sauce all while washing it down with a baja blast

[wild owl]

You can't be serious...

[proven oyster]

[somber ravine]

haahahaha

[solar lagoon]

Mods are seething rn

[charred steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/843333796031234048/4dywj7xww4z61.png

[sage dirge]

it's 2012 bro, have you seen new cod bo2?

[weak crest]

guys i just learned a new funny word "amogus"

[sage dirge]

amog... what?

[livid night]

Sounds like nonsense, btw, you heard of this new thing “nyan cat”? It’s literally cat in a cookie flying with rainbow trail and singing “nyan”. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[weak crest]

Chuck's seeduck and feeduck

I made a review on Chernobyl Reactor 4 on google maps lmao

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @cinder urchin flood

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) security chief benrey#8877: 851070404923408 submitted successfully.

May 16, 2021, 7:54 AM

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @zinc ether flood

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Clear Sky Soldier#8591: 851070460276752 submitted successfully.

May 16, 2021, 7:54 AM

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @lament shoal flood

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Nukeazeak#9215: 851070594170896 submitted successfully.

May 16, 2021, 7:55 AM

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @solar lagoon flood

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) TheWaffleOfOz#9111: 851070979915792 submitted successfully.

May 16, 2021, 7:56 AM

[crystal cove]

[lean imp]

rampage

[orchid scaffold]

What the hell happened here

[weak crest]

Idk, just wanted to post a meme here and then it just happened right after i did it

[weak crest]

Marked one, WHAT THE HELL?!?

[limber ridge]

Translate: what have you forgotten in my swamp?

[pearl notch]

Рил в зп ты не мальчик на побегушках

[weak crest]

Idk why am i laughing at this i don't understand Russian

[proven oyster]

Ponimayu

[weak crest]

Same

[sullen dagger]

nema

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/791598562026717184.png?v=1

[thin lily]

Didn't know pda has google inside!

[next kestrel]

https://youtu.be/BAWMrcibjRs

[lost glacier]

Проходит как-то прапор медкомиссию. Врач-глазник ему:
— Левый глаз закрой… Какие буквы видишь?
Прапор молчит. Ему опять:
— Левый глаз, говорю, закрой! Какие буквы?
Прапор молчит. Доктор не врубается:
— Ты что, вообще слепой?!
— Не, доктор. Не слепой. Эти самые вижу чётко. Тока… не помню как называются.

[rain yew]

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