🤨┃stalker_memes

[dusty plover]

Imagine if
Doom X S.T.A.L.K.E.R Crossover

[weak crest]

Interesting

Imagine a metro stalker crossover

Oh wait it has been done

[solar lagoon]

Uhh

[solar lagoon]

When did they have a crossover?

[weak crest]

Metro last light khyshatrya

[solar lagoon]

Is that.. canon?

[weak crest]

For metro yes

[solar lagoon]

I am much more into STALKER than Metro so I wouldnt know

[weak crest]

For stalker.....no probably not

[solar lagoon]

Enlighten me though, I am interested. How does this dlc crossover metro and stalker (preferably in dm’s)

[lime harness]

wait last light had dlc?

was it not remade for the redux edition?

[chilly crypt]

The Stalker dlc for Last Light is incredible

[weak crest]

Yes lots of dlc you got the tower pack,developer pack, sniper team,stalker, heavy team and chronicles pack

[chilly crypt]

A lot of them tell separate parts of the story, from the POV of Khan, Ulman, Anna, etc

[weak crest]

Khans was a disappointment you didn’t get to play as him

[chilly crypt]

I could’ve sworn you did, in the flashback

[weak crest]

Noop you follow him through a tunnel after a train derails

[lime harness]

well thank you for this info a man who crashed the hindenburg

[chilly crypt]

No yeah I remember that, but you do play as Khan after they meet the ghosts

[solar lagoon]

I dm’d you Mr. Hindenburg

[weak crest]

Yes you do

[chilly crypt]

https://youtu.be/oP6VaNB06p0 you play as Khan towards the end

[snow wraith]

💀 👀

[weak crest]

Very sad scene

[chilly crypt]

Quite so

[hasty pelican]

Those are some very nice effects, but
what

[snow wraith]

mercenaries found stalker and EAT HIS SOUL AaaAAaaa. Insta ded

[hasty pelican]

[snow wraith]

Cuz mercs was not mercs but deamons of the Zone. This kind of stuff.

Stole stalkers precious artifact which can save lives. But not this time.

[hasty pelican]

So this is what goes on in the minds of Monolithians...

[warm zephyr]

Monoliths? Cultists...

[solar lagoon]

Repub? What is your iFunny kev

[glass parrot]

https://twitter.com/CoachDorntastic/status/1365396404378755072

Coach Dorn (@CoachDorntastic)

https://t.co/5BVFhMQ467

Twitter · Feb 26, 2021, 8:20 PM

[vivid grove]

Stop making this

[snow wraith]

🇳 🅾️ 🇾 🇴 🇺

[lime harness]

monolith I tell ya

[warm zephyr]

Fools, all of em

[solar lagoon]

Average dutyer

[warm zephyr]

MuH fReEdOm

[solar lagoon]

lol

[warm zephyr]

lol : )

[solar lagoon]

[warm zephyr]

Freedom is for dumb people, but you're ok! Just as long as you know the zone is dangerous and should be destroyed

[solar lagoon]

Duty is for larpers but you are okay, just as long as you know that freedom does more to protect the world than duty

[warm zephyr]

Oof

[solar lagoon]

love ya man

[warm zephyr]

You too homie

[weak crest]

I believe the zone should take up the entire world

[warm zephyr]

Well don't worry, the way it's going it'll happen in our world

[weak crest]

Yay

[dusty plover]

Awesome, now I have a reason to go outside

[smoky adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663831654611288099/814635998217764884/st.corNi8X7im0r.mp4

[lime harness]

vortex anomaly

[plucky fox]

No

[weak crest]

The Chernobyl reactor

[hearty crown]

Pls tell me there's some materials on tank biathlon in English, my Russian is too bad to fully submerge in whatever that even is

[warm zephyr]

Google translate works wonders

[weak crest]

not always

[warm zephyr]

For general meanings, you can also look up individual words if they're pivotal to the meaning, It's how I learned English

[glass parrot]

the only reason really,bad memes

[weak crest]

i like that one the quality iks the best part

[wind adder]

click add reactions, hold shift, you can do multiple without closing the menu

[weak crest]

Use diccionario elreverso bro its better than google translate

[alpine patrol]

i aproove

[weak crest]

arguably yes, but why the militarization?

[solar lagoon]

wdym “why the militarization”

I dont think either or are aggressors

Freedom just smokes weed, chills out, actually defends the world from the zone, and advocate for freedom in the zone

[eternal sparrow]

-warn @weak crest swear words is not allowed on the server

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) geth#7256: 823399887020048 submitted successfully.

Feb 27, 2021, 3:22 AM

[solar lagoon]

Swear words are naughty 😡

[alpine patrol]

[weak crest]

I don’t like when people swear

[solar lagoon]

Swearing is a sin

repent vile sinners

[alpine patrol]

i will swear word

[weak crest]

Don’t do it

[alpine patrol]

dookie

[candid nova]

Do not do it!

Do not even think about doing it!

Do not even think about not doing it!

[alpine badger]

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

[weak crest]

I like your pfp

[alpine patrol]

thanks

[weak crest]

[green river]

https://tenor.com/view/kononopedia-nie-placz-ksiek-gif-18298124

sad sidorovic

[alpine badger]

[keen vortex]

what a depressing sight, truly

[steady fable]

When you come to the bunker wihtout buying or selling anything then just leave

[wintry dune]

:(

[solar lagoon]

:(

[sullen tide]

https://youtu.be/9UXm3LztABs

[true relic]

Peepee

[weak crest]

reborn's schizophrenia is on an entire new level

[alpine badger]

@full coral Which mod/addon is this?

[vocal pilot]

"So anyway, here's Wonderwall"

[cedar crater]

согл

[maiden torrent]

Сталкрафт

[hasty pelican]

who even developed cyrrilic cursive

[halcyon jungle]

А у меня была ситуация:
эй ао2 куда преш.......
на фотон 2 барахло с диггерства продать
держи совком по бошке

Так что есть плохие фракции

[modern lake]

reborn doppelgänger

[alpine badger]

Thanks

[halcyon jungle]

Как раз плохие фракции

Сколько играл за сталкера - максимум пару раз меня один и тот же чел убивал, играю за бандита - куча пкшеров на кордоне и свалке

#561153889110589442

[summer horizon]

When you gey sodrovich from wish

[trail copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524190308783882240/814832851232882698/received_754696901829026.mp4

XDDDDDD

[alpine badger]

What is that cursed video? Lmao

[weak crest]

Doomguy in Red forest blasting bloodsuckers

[frigid depot]

Bloodsuckers are nothing compared to regular doom demons
I want to see him fight 6 controllers lmao

[misty apex]

Когда узнал что у Сталкера есть официальный дискорд сервер.

[alpine badger]

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750773875725434971/815331895369662464/u1wsafgo7sc41.png

[alpine badger]

[wintry dune]

[halcyon jungle]

Хренасе, сколько реакций

[hasty pelican]

"Damn, we really shouldn't've bought that weird stuff of off Freedom..."

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463674566070501376/815351607213948978/image0.jpg

[hasty pelican]

Not only you've lost your agents and unleashed an amnesiac onto yourselves, you've also lost the last working truck in the Zone!

[halcyon jungle]

[snow wraith]

who need truck when you become one with Noosphere and ur physical body only chained you

[hasty pelican]

Normal stalkers ain't "ascended", Monolithian

[halcyon jungle]

Бюрерович
Или бюррерович, поправьте меня, если я дура

[misty apex]

когда запостили про сталкер 2

[halcyon jungle]

Специально для тебя запостил про сталкер 2

[hazy stag]

Translation anyone?

[light elk]

"how to find out a person's hobby"
over each person is a profession accociated with their sport gear
over a bloodsucker it says "x-ray operator"

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546763235051700314/815221899729567744/stalker_protiv_fallout.mov idk if its reupload

[lime harness]

Yeah

Speaking of fallout good god Is the original fallout hard to get working

[true relic]

Bread

[lofty basin]

[queen dock]

[flat mango]

о моя хата как ты нашёл её?

[glass parrot]

never had a problem with it

[velvet umbra]

Nah! It can be troublesome only if try running Steam versions. Good old disc ones were always fine and cooperative to get running

[chilly crypt]

Somehow I’ve had 0 problems with it even on steam. 3 is another story though, so hard to find a non-busted download of GFWL

[weak crest]

how is this stalker related

[velvet umbra]

Hmm... I remember having to deal with WGFL with some other title. It wasn't pretty.
But going back to Fallout 3...
As a Pole I had no difficulty getting my hands on WGFL-free version of the game from Cenega's "Orange Collection of Classics" or PKK in a short.
There is also one thought that came to my mind: "Does GOG not have a fixed version? - It's unbelievable!"

[weak crest]

Some one see it?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803283390832181248/815576237279936552/754329193131.mp4

[maiden torrent]

Когда видешь как свобода и долг воюют между собой:

[unreal temple]

А ты бегаешь между ними и подбираешь лут с трупов

[maiden torrent]

Но когда ты обкуренный свободовец

[flat mango]

музика

[upbeat needle]

https://youtu.be/oJIY4V5XSMo

[weak crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aGXNuyUEtk&t=2s

[native brook]

Батон из S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 начали продавать в магазине

[hasty pelican]

HOW

How did you pick the thing up

[cunning nest]

shift and f to pick things up

[hasty pelican]

huh
I should try

[halcyon jungle]

mod

[upbeat needle]

Очень приятно видеть, что твою работу кто-то скачал.

[deep mason]

Я не понимаю русский приятель

[upbeat needle]

It's very nice to see that someone downloaded your work.

[deep mason]

??

[flat mango]

нє это не то

[weak crest]

ill have you know that dankula is most definitely a member of freedom

[proud spade]

Monolith, school is zone for them

[flat mango]

mercenaries as good

[prime zealot]

Я уже это запостил

[native brook]

а я перепостил

[prime zealot]

Хых, типичные мы мымеры 😂 🍞

[dusty plover]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Lore

[drowsy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-panda-mascot-mad-狂躁-gif-3456638

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759194937471270922/814300657288740864/c75ce8a220de7af4.mp4

to the person who said ak full auto recoil is hard to handle

@weak crest that dude shooting with one hand the AK, normally will do the akimbo version of shooting

[wintry dune]

Isnt swearing not aloud ...

But then again i forget exactly what swear that is it could be an ok one

[solar lagoon]

Double standards

[wintry dune]

We will find out soon enough when some slav mods come by

[lime harness]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-dont-forget-about-the-soldier-head-spin-uwu-gif-17261600

[wintry dune]

uwu

[lime harness]

I wish I could understand russian so I'd get half the memes in here

[wintry dune]

Same im only just starting to learn

[weak crest]

mfw ingame skull literally calls lukash a spaz but in here i cant say sh*t

[frank zenith]

im kinda debating whether i should learn russian, is it worth it so far?

[weak crest]

yup

[chilly crypt]

😭😭😭

[cinder urchin]

What

[chilly crypt]

It’s sad

[cinder urchin]

OOoooh, okay now I get it.

[queen pike]

хлеб

[wild owl]

You have killed the whole Ukrainian army in SoC without saying a word. 👍

[chilly crypt]

that is different man

the Fairway crew are my homies 😭

[muted marten]

@wild owl you killed your reputation with half of the community with simple edits

[wild owl]

That's how the things are done 😎

[glass parrot]

I have simply stopped worrying about such editss

[wild owl]

And I have started to worry about my mental health 😎 (😭)

[glass parrot]

if you are zombified there is no such thing a worrying for mental health

[wintry dune]

Its actually easier than i thought

[small perch]

https://i.redd.it/buifbv2feoj61.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715393141267628054/815763167736234014/Screenshot_1.png

[proper river]

I mean

the bloodsuckers are hot tbh

[candid nova]

Lads we caught one

[brisk herald]

stop the horni

[tall atlas]

Get him!

[candid nova]

He's getting away!

[alpine patrol]

bloodsucker fanservice actually exists

dont ask how i know

[candid nova]

I think I see the issue

[wintry dune]

Oh god

[alpine patrol]

thats true

[candid nova]

[vagrant barn]

@north glade

[shut canopy]

Realistic pee in stalker 2

[north glade]

tags: old fat bastard, ntr

[hazy stag]

Sauce

[weak crest]

Not fair he was wearing a ring

[woven pond]

haram

[chilly crypt]

At least Duty does not copulate with the mutants

[small perch]

^
This guy gets it.

[north glade]

Yeah they just copulate with eachother

[full coral]

сидят сталкеры вокруг костра, вдруг одному приходит в голову русскую рулетку сыграть, остальные соглашаются и один из них вытаскивает ствол ставит к виску и стреляет, проиграл, следующий подбирает волыну наставляет и бам, проиграл, последний поднимает и наставляет дуло к подбородку, посдедняя мысль в голове:"а макаровым разве в русскую рулетку играют?"

[hearty crown]

nothing wrong with that if all parties are into it tho, which can't be said about mutants, they are animals, they can not give you consent. Love your fellow stalker, not the poor animal

[livid shoal]

cringe

[alpine patrol]

cringe

[hearty crown]

ok h*tero

[hasty pelican]

pretty sure the average stalker wouldn't consent regardless

[charred nest]

Hello stalkers!

[hasty pelican]

Welcome

[charred nest]

Join duty!!!

[weak crest]

Nah

[hasty pelican]

Nah

[charred nest]

Bruh

[livid shoal]

Go for a walk near the Brain Scorcher

[maiden torrent]

no brother.

[charred nest]

NO

[hasty pelican]

Nah

[charred nest]

Why does everybody hate duty

[livid shoal]

Theyre dumb

[charred nest]

Why are duty stupid

[charred nest]

But i turn it off

[hasty pelican]

Everyone hates everyone, it's like the Balkans

[charred nest]

BŘÛĦ

i destroyed the freedom base
Im so happy

[honest nymph]

Join Clear Sky

[charred nest]

ÑØ

[honest nymph]

YES

[charred nest]

ÑÖ

[honest nymph]

D00ty is cool and all, but Clear Sky are the real chads

[charred nest]

Clear sky is a ripoff of ecologist

[honest nymph]

Clear Sky are ecologists, but chad

[honest nymph]

[hasty pelican]

Yeah Ecologists didn't fight their way into the CNPP

[charred nest]

I saw that man once

[rustic ether]

Duty trash

[honest nymph]

Duty and Freedom are the same

[median roost]

duty and freedom go brrrr

[charred nest]

You stupid anarchist!

[rustic ether]

Duty dont do anything useful other than protect the Bar

[charred nest]

I have you know i completed in top of my spetnaz

[glass parrot]

[hasty pelican]

[honest nymph]

[charred nest]

The virgin anarchist the chad duty

Get out of here stalker!

[rustic ether]

Duty big dump

[charred nest]

To be honest i want to join freedom but duty force me to destroy the freedom base
So im hostile to all freedom members.
Sorry stalker

Huh i wish i could join freedom

[hasty pelican]

[rustic ether]

You're not cool enough

[muted marten]

#👥┃faction-choice

[glass parrot]

did you know that joining freedom locks the main story tho

[charred nest]

What?!

[glass parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-bush-hide-gif-6118837

[charred nest]

Cmon dude

[toxic heron]

[charred nest]

Bruh im just gonna be a mercenarie by now

Loner is better

[glass parrot]

gaj will find out

[charred nest]

Who's gaj?

[glass parrot]

@muted marten him man

[charred nest]

So?

[glass parrot]

I though swearing even in memes wasn't allowed,must be jumping the gun

[charred nest]

Oh

[weak crest]

cant swear in a community about stalker

[charred nest]

Ok fellow mecenary

[glass parrot]

its a discord partnered server,and the journalists wouldn't appreciate it a lot

[charred nest]

I deleted it

[glass parrot]

you know them,snowfalkes

[weak crest]

society.......

[charred nest]

Fun fact: the most big faction in the zone is the loner's

[eternal sparrow]

They're not a faction

[charred nest]

¥ĚS ŢĦĘŶ ÅŔË

[glass parrot]

facts about the loners,they aren't a faction

[eternal sparrow]

Loners - everyone, who came to the Zone

[charred nest]

So what's the biggest faction in the game?

[eternal sparrow]

And who doesn't chose any factions

Military

[glass parrot]

he means pure stalker made faction

[charred nest]

What?
Military is not a faction dude

[eternal sparrow]

According to your logic, since lone soldiers are a faction, the military is also a faction

[charred nest]

Ok
Im just gonna choose the mercenarie's

I dont care

[weak crest]

nice

[muted marten]

Monolith would be the biggest actual faction

[glass parrot]

I might be wrong but didn't most of clear sky get brainwashed during the CNPP assault and the rest turned into loners?

[muted marten]

They got brain washed, brain fried or straight up wiped

We only know of 2 who survived

[glass parrot]

yhea,I belong to a dead faction,just like the silent city

[charred nest]

Monolith is just but some crazy faction who praises a rock

[muted marten]

Still the biggest

[charred nest]

I think ur right

[glass parrot]

#🤨┃stalker_memes message

[charred nest]

Oh

[livid shoal]

Monolith are the biggest, best equipped and most dangerous

[charred nest]

And not to mention the most brutal and crazy

[livid shoal]

Who cares

[glass parrot]

sin

[charred nest]

What do you mean?

[glass parrot]

the faction sin,it was even more brutal and scary if I remember,well they were only a concept but still

[livid shoal]

Hail Monolith

[charred nest]

Duty cares
But im a merc

[charred nest]

ŅØ

[glass parrot]

Imma follow canon and become monolith after the assault on CNPP (release of stalker 2)

[charred nest]

No dude you'll get brainwashed!

[glass parrot]

I'll cannonically will get brainwashed tho

[hasty pelican]

or you just die

[charred nest]

Duty:please keep meme out general
freedom post a meme on general
Duty: so you've have chosen death?

[charred nest]

Ur right

Its quite here

[hasty pelican]

Mmmm mmyes quite

[fickle rose]

For FREEDOM!

[charred nest]

Freedom is cancer

[fickle rose]

And Duty is Cancer

[eternal sparrow]

#💬┃en_offtop

[charred nest]

Im a merc

[unreal temple]

Oh well, faction debate again.
I'm a simple human being, I like all of them 🤔

[charred nest]

Ok fellow merc

Monolith is cancer

[eternal sparrow]

#💬┃en_offtop @charred nest

[proud spade]

Свобода момент

[hasty pelican]

"I can't wait till I become a faithful warrior of "Freedom""
"Bro, we in a snork"

[rustic ether]

Maybe we should just one day let the Monolithians through the barrier and see what happens

[muted marten]

They made it to Cordon

[livid shoal]

I wonder if Monolith would attack the military perimeter

[charred nest]

Nice question

What if you wanted to go to pripyat
But the monolith said: ďäńĝêřãöųş pśï émįşŝịòñ łēvèļ ļėàvè ţĥę ďāñĝeŕòüś żoñ€ èmmîđęáţļŷ

[deft kettle]

question

can someone identify the song?

[hasty pelican]

What if you wanted to climb hills
but your skin began melting off

[charred nest]

Huh

This guy looks cool

[wild owl]

Don't forget that you're partly Russian.
https://youtu.be/1IMqdIqQh0M?t=30

[deft kettle]

danke kamerad mez

[wild owl]

Correction*
https://youtu.be/twXjJ36i5RQ

[deft kettle]

ukrainian, but thank you, and yes i understand

[rustic ether]

I set that song as my ringtone like a few months ago. Its real good

[alpine patrol]

suffering

[solar lagoon]

what the

This isnt a STALKER meme it’s degeneracy

[muted marten]

Correct

[toxic atlas]

i just sat there waiting for it to load

[muted marten]

It's nothing bad in the end

[toxic atlas]

went through about 5 times before I realized it was a gif

[charred nest]

I dont think hes a loner at all

BTW i have stalker soc

[charred nest]

Bruv

Here's the reason people joined freedom

Because they want to smoke weed and other stuff

Me as a mecenary always wears a merc suit no matter what

Monolith be like:

[weak crest]

O

[calm palm]

wide

[toxic atlas]

all things that will get you deader than dead.

[charred nest]

What?

[toxic atlas]

Freedom reference, defending barrier, freedom dying, spaghetti stalker anomaly...

[charred nest]

I wish i can download stalker clear sky

[toxic atlas]

pc not powerful enough?

[charred nest]

I have a laptop

[toxic atlas]

what about SoC and CoP

[charred nest]

Not a pc

[charred nest]

I have soc but not cop

[toxic atlas]

please upgrade your computer. I can't stand the fact that you're missing out on such good games.

500 USD can get you a budget gaming PC.

[solar lagoon]

Dude you have Shadow of Chernobyl?? I could have never guessed!

[charred nest]

I just want to download stalker cop free

[toxic atlas]

don't pirate stuff

[solar lagoon]

Just wait for a sale when it’s 5 bucks on steam, also yeah dont pirate

[charred nest]

Ye

[toxic atlas]

All 3 stalker games can be purchased for 15 USD on steam...

[charred nest]

I download it with utorrent

[solar lagoon]

[charred nest]

But i live in indonesia so its gonna be expensive

[solar lagoon]

I do not say this often, but that is truly cringe.

[toxic atlas]

how many viruses (not to mention anomalies) does your computer have?

[charred nest]

Idk

[solar lagoon]

Ok It looks a bit bad I want to clarify that pirating is cringe, not living in Indonesia

[toxic atlas]

GSC is amazing. they deserve every bit of support they can get.

[solar lagoon]

^

Pirating a large corpo like EA or Valve isnt as bad but when you’re pirating from a smaller studio like GSC it really hurts them

[toxic atlas]

Only time I tried pirating something was Metro Exodus, but that was when it was removed from steam. I simply refused to buy from Epic games

[eternal sparrow]

#💬┃en_offtop

[solar lagoon]

I didnt even like metro exodus it was a waste of money even though i waited for it to come out on steam Edit: Sorry dad

[toxic atlas]

yeah sorry.

[charred nest]

ŚÛŚ

[solar lagoon]

when the STALKER is vvorm food

[vagrant barn]

@charred nest teso

[reef garden]

idk mate , this Mercenary is Vorm food.

[maiden torrent]

Вот вам музон,чуваки

[dusty plover]

He be vibin

[maiden torrent]

Вот и бандиты подъехали

[dusty plover]

But where the stalker doe

[steel pond]

Found it on reddit

[upbeat needle]

Хаммер крашнулся.

<@&524189227144052757>

[eternal prism]

Гы

[bronze prairie]

[upbeat needle]

Ужос.

[eternal prism]

Последствие радиацтй

[humble haven]

-mute @eternal prism 1h Неадекватное поведение в чате

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment Наёмник Тихая Смерть#9950: 824348362780688 submitted successfully.

Mar 1, 2021, 7:42 PM

[bronze prairie]

[humble haven]

@upbeat needle в след. раз достаточно пингануть 1 человека

[bronze prairie]

Я жду Глитчеда

[tidal dune]

Самая быстрая рука на диком западе

[humble haven]

Но за пинг thx

[bronze prairie]

А Глитч походу раскладку минуту переключал

[upbeat needle]

Хорошо.

[tidal dune]

Я не мог свернуть Level Editor

[bronze prairie]

[upbeat needle]

А вот это действительно смешно.

[keen vortex]

Чё такого тот чел то скинул? Любопытно

[charred nest]

Look do we have here

Hey you in the spetnaz unit @reef garden ? A

[reef garden]

Yes , i from Spetsnaz , my suit is saying it , i not from USS or Military Stalker.

[charred nest]

Oh. Why not you just attack the CNPP rather than just sitting and doing nothing in agroprom

The brain scorcher has has been turn off
I turn it off

[reef garden]

Because i know that Operation "Monolith" will have a little "problems"

[charred nest]

Oh yeah! I killed all of the soldier at agroprom

Sorry.

[reef garden]

Boi.

[charred nest]

And arent you suppose to be liutenant or something cause all of the spetnaz unit i found they were all LT's

[charred nest]

Please dont arrest me

Im not guilty

[chilly crypt]

while you guys are over here bickering about your Agroproms and your CNPPs, the Operation Fairway guys are getting slaughtered in Pripyat! They need help!

[reef garden]

I was in old times.

[charred nest]

Oh ok

[reef garden]

Oh , yes.

[charred nest]

Sorry i cant do anything

When the eggheads is sus

[charred nest]

Whats the best faction in stalker?

[full coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/443756958789402636/815928324161404966/dob_stalker_155118957_2906579939625254_1066828559322303682_n.jpg?width=275&height=325

[weak crest]

Free stalkers

[charred nest]

Oh

Loner is not a faction dude

Arojie ubral

[charred nest]

What happen to him?

[uncut lark]

he stretched too hard

[charred nest]

Poor bandit
Needs cheeki breeki medication

[cinder urchin]

Monolit

[charred nest]

Bruh

[weak crest]

The Monolithians, the lore behind the faction and the c-conciousness is overlooked way too often

[charred nest]

Merc is best

[upbeat needle]

No one is best.

[charred nest]

Břụħ

[granite crane]

как жизнено

[alpine patrol]

death

[charred nest]

Death to monolith

[orchid scaffold]

Oh god

[weak crest]

S.A.M.O.G.U.S

[hasty pelican]

big hed
small bod

[charred nest]

Drip

[hasty pelican]

Still, his head doesn't fit in
i-i-i--it feels too big

[weak crest]

Never

[hasty pelican]

Always (except for Strider and his group, they're cool)

[weak crest]

👍

[dusty plover]

Wait what's that scorpion faction?

[hasty pelican]

[cunning nest]

renegades
bandits but universally hated by every single other faction

[weak crest]

literally discount bandits

[glass parrot]

basically,they commited sins that made them be disbanded and hated across all the factions

[alpine patrol]

[errant bane]

bandits, but made into other faction so you can both join bandits and fight bandits at the same time

[surreal canopy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deK6gND2dwA

[weak crest]

You will get a raise if you finally do something about about those illegals in Agroprom!

[reef garden]

we did Major , i send boys to clean the Factory , factory is ours.

[autumn orchid]

Hi all

[reef garden]

yes , hello.

[weak crest]

Good... I may even sign you up for upcoming Fairway 2 operation!

[dusty plover]

Alright I see thanks for info

[alpine patrol]

[little wind]

pretty mutch

[upbeat needle]

НА границе с Донецком.

[lofty basin]

nah, when boys discuss politics in STALKER, it's the same as the first pic

[dusty plover]

Fellas I think Renegades should just be our only enemy, and that we should all become allies

[glass parrot]

HA!look at this guy!what a riot

[lofty basin]

fair enough

[dusty plover]

[solar lagoon]

My god you aren’t fun.

[upbeat needle]

net, не нецензурная?

[solar lagoon]

I apologize

[tidal dune]

@solar lagoon I will give you a verbal warning, next time there will be no amnesty

[solar lagoon]

ok

Again, I apologize I didnt mean to offend anyone or break rules.

[tidal dune]

@solar lagoon Just read the rules and be respectful to everyone, here are all friends and a neutral place for each faction

[solar lagoon]

Loud and clear, boss

[snow wraith]

мы поедем, мы помчимся https://youtu.be/E0OlqbDVMfI

[eternal sparrow]

Там версия от ВИА "Самоцветы"

[snow wraith]

👀 👂 я везде слышу Кола Бельды

[weak crest]

Pain

[snow wraith]

Hidden Stalker Stash https://youtu.be/gwZncImi5YQ

[deft kettle]

mez already did, but still: Spasibo

[mighty pasture]

found this

[keen vortex]

be grateful this is not the tarkov server. then you would've seen the exact same meme eleven times more the times you've seen it so far

[vocal pilot]

be grateful this is not the tarkov server
I awaken every single morning eternally grateful that this isn't the Tarkov server... 🙃

[keen vortex]

You didn't have to cross that, it is genuinely a reason to be happy

honestly the best way to be in that server is to literally mute every single chat and hide them, leaving only two announcements chats

[snow wraith]

again

[livid shoal]

The best way to be in the Tarkov server

Is to join it for 20 seconds to set up webhooks for your own server then getting banned by insulting a mod

[nova imp]

nah

join, mute every channel and just use their emoji's

[weak crest]

does someone have audio for "vrag monolita!"?

[livid shoal]

You can use your own emojis from your server

[modern lake]

they only got like 1 good emote

[keen vortex]

that'd be the russian server, Chernobyl rules there KEKW

On the english server mods are so lazy a meme with a hard r was up for around 15 minutes

Probs would stay for longer if nobody reported it as well

[alpine badger]

Thanks for this

[keen vortex]

СМЕРТЬ, ЛЮТАЯ СМЕРТЬ ТЕМ, КТО ОТВЕРГАЕТ ЕГО СВЯЩЕННУЮ СИЛУ

[weak crest]

Wait, Clear Sky getting a sports version leader?

[wintry dune]

Bruh

[eternal prism]

Мудро

Дегтерёв:заходит к Ною
Ной:

[charred nest]

Its time to chooossseee

Chillin with my homies

[eternal prism]

I entered into awareness 6 times

[charred nest]

Man do you know how much monolith i killed to get to the secret lab?!

[weak crest]

stahp

[charred nest]

Breaking news: the military at cordon attack the rookie village and there are no one survive

[weak crest]

how

[eternal prism]

@charred nest 100-340

[charred nest]

Idk i just came to visit and the military was there killing the loners. Im sad

And fanatic was dead and everyone i know are dead at the rookie village

Revenge time

[charred nest]

???

[weak crest]

you should help them

[charred nest]

I did. But theres to many of them

[weak crest]

[charred nest]

I feel bad

[weak crest]

load save where they still alive

[charred nest]

Ok

[charred nest]

This hotel looks cool

But i dont think the monolith would be happy

[glass parrot]

[charred nest]

Bruh

[wispy monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/816483151596486666/bq7me6ua75p51.png

[weak crest]

Anyone got one for Thursday?

[lime harness]

I don't have a video for thursday but I have an idea if you want to hear it

[keen vortex]

ORSIS T-5000 thursday B)

[weak crest]

LIKE A SPEED DEMON

[wintry dune]

I do

[dusty plover]

KEK-9

[charred nest]

Its too late

[wild owl]

Poor Fanatic.

[keen vortex]

At least volk didnt burn

[alpine badger]

For some reason, I made them resemble to zombies in my head
I guess I played CoP too much in the past

[barren sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/627208146095702094/816673153689583637/arememe.jpg?width=995&height=559 @vocal pilot Your joke is real now, excellent

[vocal pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[barren sparrow]

Credits to @versed pike || Revenge ping ||

[charred nest]

Visit now

[weak crest]

Fun juice

[verbal zodiac]

makes the amogus visions go away

[versed pike]

[barren sparrow]

[solar lagoon]

Not mine

[charred nest]

To those stalkers who gave there lives to protect the rookie village
-fanatic
-tolik
-nimble
Unknown stalker
Unknown stalker
Unknown stalker
Unknown stalker
Unknown stalker
Unknown stalker

[calm palm]

close to finishing call of pripyat

[honest mist]

hope u get the good ending

[calm palm]

oh its not like clear sky there is multiple endings?

[hasty pelican]

CoP has endings like Fallout

[alpine badger]

Yes

[calm palm]

cool

[alpine badger]

Not like endings, but the choices you make affect the after effects of the game

[calm palm]

interesting

[alpine badger]

For example, you helped someone and he becomes a better person etc.

There are many choices you can make @Foxhouser#1924

@calm palm

[calm palm]

oh ok

[alpine badger]

That's why I'm still not satisfied with CoP

Gunslinger adds more interesting stuff by the way

[nova imp]

Yes, like animations straight out of tarkov

[solar lagoon]

Gunslinger animations and mechanics make me shiver

[weak crest]

Semen

[solar lagoon]

Semen

[lime harness]

Semem

[candid nova]

Smem

[worldly basalt]

sme

[hasty pelican]

sm

[charred steppe]

cmen

[weak crest]

@ZanttuDX the more bad optimized of the trilogy

[snow wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537979630079180800/816448719342796820/video0_4.mov

[vivid grove]

Sus

[weak crest]

amogus

[prime zealot]

Im going to make another war crime if someone post another among us meme.

[charred swift]

[weak crest]

Semen works at duty

[ionic bone]

амогус

[candid nova]

Suslov

[dusty plover]

He's secretly a spy for each faction

[weak crest]

[solar lagoon]

it is very weird seeing someone use a my attempted “when the [X] is sus” meme as a pfp not gonna lie

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751138577567449220/816826238094147624/d49f9ba8fb15423f.mp4

Snork had too much fun juice

[charred nest]

What happen to him?

[charred nest]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Red shift
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. opposing force
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Life

[charred nest]

Cordon home

[wintry dune]

Da

[weak crest]

шрам

[austere pier]

grenade

[keen vortex]

Противоречие

[quasi onyx]

теперь есть смысл жить дальше

[hasty pelican]

То jест правильны смысл житьjа - Жити, смєjати се, убити Стрєлка

[dusty plover]

I must say I really like it

[snow wraith]

Стрелок - это не Меченый

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756233661892001863/816828249773572157/video0-13.mp4
Зона

[upbeat needle]

Вот что видят зеки, когда роняют мыло в душевой комнате.

[maiden torrent]

Прелестная логика

[snow wraith]

всё верно, Стрелок на самом деле Скиф.

[maiden torrent]

Нет блин мессер

[keen vortex]

Скиф на самом деле умер при нападении на точку эвакуации в порту Таркова

[autumn orchid]

Ы

[upbeat needle]

Стрелок на самом деле - это крепкий мужчина родом из Кавказа метра два ростом.

[glass parrot]

pff

[upbeat needle]

Фулл дать можешь?

[wild owl]

Ща, посмотрю.

Вот

[hazy stag]

Urrrr hnnnn guhhhhh I'm gonna emission

[weak crest]

аниме в сталкере

[upbeat needle]

Сталкер - это и есть анимэ.

[weak crest]

ладно

[glass parrot]

ngl,this honestly made me laugh man

[dusty plover]

I heard this image can summon all Polish people on the server

[weak crest]

pog

[hasty pelican]

yeah that guy looks pretty Polish

[glass parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/817008299227480174/jv9rwdcvfvk61.png
c

not mine tho

[honest nymph]

STANNOWSKI!

[dusty plover]

S.T.A.N.N.O.W.S.K.I (btw why is he so popular?)

[honest nymph]

The guy in the picture is called Marcin Najman, he is a boxer, that's recognised for being pretty stupid

[dusty plover]

Lol

[honest nymph]

He once called out one guy named Stanowski for a fight, but Stanowski didn't appeared at the scene and just left him there waiting

[dusty plover]

Nice

[keen vortex]

So he's like that ukranian boxer who became a parliament member or sumn

[muted marten]

Mayor of Kiev

[calm palm]

no

[alpine badger]

Thonking

[weak crest]

Pain

Anyone have the radiation farming meme?

[shut canopy]

When the one is marked

[weak crest]

amogus

Sus

[alpine badger]

Amogus

Sugoma

[shut canopy]

Trying to kill someone more than 2 feet in front of you in early game soc

[alpine badger]

Basically me while trying to fit into the game's weird senstivity

[shut canopy]

Yeah it’s like you covered your swivel head in oil

[hearty crown]

nah but he bacame an expert in state tv on everything ever since he started praising ruling party lmao

[weak crest]

tfw the guy died and you had to quickload so you can get that thingidk(i dont know) xddddddcafdghaffasdjd

[snow wraith]

ковер Меченого

[worldly basalt]

[calm palm]

i mean it worked i have been summoned 👏

[weak crest]

are you polish

[dusty plover]

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-gif-18615594

[dusty plover]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-following-video-game-gif-17964670

[weak crest]

yeah anime girls is cool, but did you know that marked one is strelok since the start of the game and your ugly friend doctor just tell your name is strelok

[dusty plover]

cool facts

[proud spade]

Чебуратор

[calm palm]

yes i know

https://tenor.com/view/car-flying-poland-on-my-way-flying-car-gif-18005017

[dusty plover]

Bottom text

[proud spade]

Its soviet cartoon references
https://youtu.be/dAjppe3wQJU

[frigid depot]

Totally didn't know that for more than 7 years

[dusty plover]

Lol

[shut canopy]

F6F7F6F7F6F7F6F7

[keen vortex]

вопрос: как.

[snow wraith]

артефакты зоны

[flat mango]

снорк местній

[weak crest]

Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet! The World fears The Zones expansion. Join Duty and save the innocent. Stalker, protect the world from The Zone. Join Duty.

[weak crest]

minecraft steve

[weak crest]

Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet! The World fears The Zones expansion. Join Duty and save the innocent. Stalker, protect the world from The Zone. Join Duty.

[plucky fox]

When you wanna see Russian mems but you can t speak in Russian

[prime zealot]

Parody:

Original:

[alpine badger]

[hasty pelican]

[worldly basalt]

I have no idea what am I doing with my life anymore

I got no editing skills btw

[muted marten]

Mez has competition huh

[worldly basalt]

you know, cooperation with mez wouldnt be bad

[muted marten]

@wild owl make his dream come true. I'll pay you back later

[frigid depot]

Hell dog lady is not real @worldly basalt

[glass parrot]

what happened to the bits on the right ide of the screen?

[wild owl]

Pay me back with another Among Us stalker edit. I'll be prepared

[worldly basalt]

no editing skills

[frigid depot]

I got no editing skills btw
This happened

[worldly basalt]

@wild owl lets cooperate on making questionable stalker edits

[frigid depot]

As far as I know Mez can draw

[muted marten]

There aren't many ideas to go off of that, but if I'm not lazy tomorrow I'll take a look

[muted marten]

Only edits afaik

[wild owl]

Yep. My drawing skills suck.

[worldly basalt]

I bet my are worse, cant even draw a straight line

[little wind]

drawing competition XD

[frigid depot]

Out of 3 of us, I think I am the only one who had a mental breakdown over a digital 2 CM line

[worldly basalt]

-I want to draw
-Idk what and how to draw
-end up with a breakdown after wasting half a kilo of paper and still getting nothing

[little wind]

and that's why i don't do drawing on paper anymore
cause i will just finish off the amazon forest

[worldly basalt]

meanwhile paper is a deficit product in most shops around my town

[little wind]

wonder why

[muted marten]

Get a ruler

Also #💬┃en_offtop

[worldly basalt]

-Poland
-living in a place forgotten by everyone

[glass parrot]

what if you were studying Descriptive Geometry...that...that was confusing to pass

but I did it in the end...

[little wind]

well ... Goodbye the biosphere, Hello global warming

wait ...
i don't need that many paper

i do it on my computer and then i transfer in paper so ... yeah not that many paper lost

[glass parrot]

checks the internet
there still are no programs for Descriptive Geometry,which is good for me bc the students learning it deal with the same pain I did,but its a bad thing for the environment

[little wind]

yeah ... well i can use many program for it and then compile it ...
wait wait wait ... why are we talking geometry ... in the meme section again ?

[glass parrot]

#💬┃en_offtop here we go again

[little wind]

yeah

[charred nest]

My wish has been come true

Guys ive been kick out of mercenary faction cause i save kruglov what do i do?

[weak crest]

leave mercs

[charred nest]

Maybe i gonna join duty again?

[weak crest]

join monolith

[charred nest]

Fine

[glass parrot]

dont worry,I'll join you eventually

[charred nest]

Somebody please brainwashed me to be monolith

[glass parrot]

isnt that waht mez is already doing with the edits?

[charred nest]

Guys take a walk near the scorcher

[weak crest]

welcome to the monolith @charred nest

[charred nest]

Yes. HAIL MONOLITH!

[weak crest]

glory to great monolith

[charred nest]

I saw some stalker walking in the red forrest well.....I SHOT THEM

Guys what does a monolith fighter do in there daily life?

[glass parrot]

pray and kill

[charred nest]

Ok

[weak crest]

why tf you guys are on chernobyl npp

yes

yes

[weak crest]

Wake Up
Get Gun
Kill Heretics
Have Breakfast
Pray to Monolith
Kill Heretics
Have Dinner
Pray to Monolith
Have Supper
Kill Heretics
Pray to Monolith
Sleep
Repeat for the rst of the week

[charred nest]

Ok

[glass parrot]

now thats worthy of a T-Shirt,not some idiosyncrasy like https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51gOi1+n2fL._AC_UL1024_.jpg

[charred nest]

Intresting

[lime harness]

Damn, that sounds a lot easier than being a free stalker

[charred nest]

You kidding or something being a monolith is hard

[lime harness]

Elaborate

[glass parrot]

he just started the job and he's already complaining,monolith should educate their rookies

[lime harness]

Being a monolith means you get to worship something and in exchange get shelter and access to futuristic tech, meanwhile the stalkers slaving away in the zone barely scrape, having to use very outdated AKs and shotguns and risking their lives daily in anomalies to attempt to make enough money to buy moldy bread and cold sausage

[glass parrot]

speak for urself,I'm rocking military equipment myself

[lime harness]

But you're not everyone, only you're you

[glass parrot]

quite right not everyone venture into the the labs for the ecologists before getting captured and forcefully integrated into clear sky

[calm palm]

im all for clear sky, chad sky

[glass parrot]

quite happy with my job tho

[calm palm]

like clear sky is as cool as freedom with researching the zone and all but also doesnt have as much degeneracy as freedom

[lime harness]

yeah

[calm palm]

also swag faction song

[glass parrot]

they're kinda authoritarian,and the join or die stuff isn't very cool,but I could not ask for a better faction

[calm palm]

exactly

[charred nest]

*angry monolith noises

[glass parrot]

we'll join ya eventually when we assault the CNPP

[charred nest]

When will assult the CNPP?

[calm palm]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[lime harness]

I don't really want to bother with being part of a faction, exploring the zone on my own is where it's at

[glass parrot]

when stalker 2 come out

[charred nest]

My brothers

[calm palm]

eh idk a team is always fun

[charred nest]

*Happy monolith noises

[lime harness]

A team is very useful in a lot of ways, manpower, ability to control an area, protecting the less fortunate, but teams can also be a pain sometimes

[calm palm]

true

[lime harness]

The monolith (in that regard) is technically a perfect team, everyone works together for a common goal, no ifs ands or buts

[calm palm]

true

[glass parrot]

are you explaining my squad?

[lime harness]

No?

[calm palm]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-shadow-of-cheronobyl-dancing-grooves-gif-17116392

[lime harness]

A lot of factions can be applied to that, duty, freedom, clear sky, even monolith

[glass parrot]

it does feel like you are,theyre pretty handy but its those small little times where their AI breaks that I remember

[charred nest]

https://youtu.be/5joi9FvlwUw

Bruh level 100

[calm palm]

lmao was this made in windos movie maker, the transitions kill me

[charred nest]

Doesnt matter if your in a diffrent faction
Doesnt matter if your a rookie or a expert
Doesnt matter if your rich or poor
What that matter is your a stalker.

[fading perch]

i am going to be poor after buying psy head lamp please help

[charred swift]

We all know monolith would put down some sick moves

[wild owl]

Just think about the fact that somebody believe in you.

[fading perch]

classic stalker B))

[wild owl]

Not classic and not stalker anymore... Anyways

[fading perch]

still died to sleeping for 18 hours

[weak crest]

don't seeing anything strange

[weak crest]

и получился взрыв АЭС

[candid nova]

Вопрос на засыпку, зачем Татьяна Михайловна повела детей работать на АЭС

Учить молодыми неплохая идея, но тут улёт

[weak crest]

что бы они были умными?

[candid nova]

С помощью радиации

[weak crest]

радиация это самый лучший химический элемент

[candid nova]

Молекулы которые излучают счастье и знания

[weak crest]

[candid nova]

[keen vortex]

А ещё ускоряют рост волос

[weak crest]

я:подхожу слишком близко к рандомному нпс
он:

[dusty plover]

Happy S.T.A.L.K.E.R friday
Woohoo

[hasty pelican]

it's freedom friday

[weak crest]

no its monolith friday

[hasty pelican]

It isn't as catchy, plus "monolith" doesn't start with "f", so that doesn't count
Well, you can have "monolith monday", but mondays are universally hated, and enemies to everyone, just like the faction

[true relic]

How do I express the death of a certain groups of people?

[weak crest]

idk how to answer so have a sad emoji
;(

[hasty pelican]

...
Yeah, that was too harsh, sorry buddy

[weak crest]

If that message was to me then its ok

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813021136517988352/817335744359432202/2021-03-04_13-25-23.mp4

[hasty pelican]

amogus

[keen vortex]

Amogus is dead

[sweet onyx]

he killed amogus

[keen vortex]

We are saved

[flat mango]

о
вот так над подкатывать

[full coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798834465338032188/817361219652157470/dooty.mp4

[weak crest]

me whe i see amogus

[brittle falcon]

https://youtu.be/aOzMUZdISUA

[spring cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626507789182828545/816522747306967090/sjxxf7gpxik61.png

[weak crest]

repost but ok

[calm palm]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-running-me-on-my-way-to-say-repost-synapse-x-gif-19110255

[weak crest]

Bruh

[calm palm]

this is my favorite video in the universe, not only can i not understand a word hes saying, but the story is top quality

[weak crest]

64p for elites

[calm palm]

yes

[dusty plover]

D day more like Duty Day

[calm palm]

war on freedom day

[solar lagoon]

[calm palm]

i love freedom

[solar lagoon]

Super rare rendition of that one goshdang meme that people keep reposting that I found

[glass parrot]

an upgraded version of a legend?

[solar lagoon]

Long ago, now with 100% more stalker

[weak crest]

strelok!1!1

[muted spear]

the last one have nothing to do with stalker tbh,it's directly taken from the E.Y.E one

[solar lagoon]

which is why I made a better one

[modern lake]

and it's quite accurate thanks to retcons, concept changes and dubious writing in certain parts

[solar lagoon]

I swear to god the reddit mods of r/stalker shadowbanned me

if anyone wants a free 100-1000 karma feel free to repost that, because I cant

[glass parrot]

[glass parrot]

youre wrong tho

[solar lagoon]

Wait

Huh I guess my memes are just trash I was convinced I was shadowbanned or something

[lime harness]

[drowsy dawn]

Я когда скачал сталкер тч

[dusty plover]

[modern lake]

@dusty plover censoring like that doesn't work either

[dusty plover]

😔

[weak crest]

found an artefact

[hasty pelican]

Lowers max carry weight, radiation +4, probably overpriced but it's bullet resistant

I dunno, man

[charred citrus]

It does have free shipping though

[dusty plover]

Radiation might be a bit of an issue here

[lilac sentinel]

just wear some safety goggles and gloves, it will be alright

[lime harness]

[static kettle]

funny cheeki breeki

[lime harness]

this took entirely too long for me to do

[static kettle]

when free stalkers: when bandits:

loners or duty

[lime harness]

bandits are the bane of my existence, they're like rats with guns

[static kettle]

with ak rifles

[lime harness]

and double barreled shotguns
SxS formation not O/U because O/U is for people with no brainstem

[static kettle]

proceeds to loot vodka from dead bandits

[lime harness]

I remember in SoC when you had to get the stuff from the bandit leader to get into X-18 I found 36 bottles of vodka and drank them all

[static kettle]

on that one person?

[lime harness]

in two cases on the second floor

[static kettle]

oh ok i thought you killed the leader later and found the vodka

[lime harness]

my camera spun so much I couldn't even move straight

[alpine badger]

Bruh

[chilly crypt]

is me looking at chernobyl graphite block

[static kettle]

that would sell for some rubles for sure

[alpine badger]

What is this, lmao

[hasty pelican]

An artefact

[static kettle]

i wonder what stats it has

[hasty pelican]

I already said

[charred steppe]

💀

[chilly crypt]

+6 Radiation
5% Bulletproofing
5% Rupture
10% Electrical

[static kettle]

just pair it up with a bubble

[hasty pelican]

more bulletproof

[weak crest]

it reduces carry weight just by how freaking heavy it is

[static kettle]

ironic

[serene marsh]

İt could reduce others carry weight.....but not itself

[static kettle]

it would give out a ton of radiation for sure

[static kettle]

virgin monolith vs chad loners

[lime harness]

WHY DOES ONE HAVE A GAUSS RIFLE

[static kettle]

monolith soldier with exoskeleton

[muted marten]

Gauss Rifle*

[static kettle]

gauss rifle vs exoskeleton

[autumn orchid]

СЛАВА МОНОЛИТА

[static kettle]

[static kettle]

field trip to the red forest

[lime harness]

IF IT WERE A FIELD TRIP I'D BE ENJOYING MY TIME HERE
IT'S LIKE THE VIETNAM WAR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

[reef garden]

Vietnam be like.

[static kettle]

red forest be like monolith and brain scorcher

[lime harness]

THEY ARE IN THE TREES

[static kettle]

then you start hearing a bloodsucker

[autumn orchid]

Интересно, о чём они говорят?

[static kettle]

stalkers want only two things: exoskeletons and pristine AKM-74/2U

[lime harness]

Я заблудился в рыжем лесу и везде монолит, это как вторая война во Вьетнаме

[fading perch]

exoskeletons that can run*** B))

[static kettle]

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3CpFECnq4s

when the freedom member smokes too much grass

[candid nova]

They are trees

[dusty plover]

Imagine if
if Monolith was never a thing

Imagine, how big of a gap would be in the universe