#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Monolith allah akbar


imagine praising a rock
imagine not praising a rock
Not praying to rocc?
showed this to a palestinian friend
he's going bonkers
can we appreciate the cosplay tho?
He flying in space by using drug's
when you walk into an anomaly field and thinks start looking funky
imagine how much it would cost if the mask breaks
flex tape it back together.
I'd like to see you try that on your parents marriage

Пон
Бэбуй
Бэбэ
рупис. 
4k hd nikolai vid downloaded from yt ://
Nice Among Us cosplay

Sell me your worst car mr.bill
👍
I need an explanation past some strelok parts
I think I also kinda made the Strelok joined C - Consciousness theory

Reality
add the monolith are the good guys to this
there is substance to this claim
I got to strelok iceberg before totally frying my brain so
there will be no explanation
everything on this iceberg is real btw
nothing on here is made up
Some stuff,def did not know,good to know
M-m-m
i imagine that the monolithian script/holy text involves the goals of the c-conciousness, like using the noosphere the create peace on earth
you see, unironically, the monolithian are the good guys
But what the hell is that one with the pornographic vid
But what the hell is that one with the pornographic vid
@glass parrot, even the first ever OL build has naked girl as a start screen

And there was girl's ass in all TVs in SoC 
A-and it's still in the files, and in CoP it's even working
Because they simply didn't cut it 
permission to put that as my pfp
to put what
the sed stalker kot
put this as pfp
Veteran noz teaching the youngun

Not just cut monster, the entire Dead City was based around that and infection
It was called not Dead City, but Svetliy Luch (literal translate as Light Beam) back then
O,hive mind kind stuff?
Well, nah. Those parasites was kind of HL headcrabs
Wait a second
It was mutated from mushrooms 
Oh?interesting
So,it just latched on to your head and burrrowed its roots on your bodie or did you have to inhale some spore
So,it just latched on to your head and burrrowed its roots on your bodie or did you have to inhale some spore
@glass parrot, nah, you inhale some spores - it starts to grow inside you, then eats your mind, head, and then controls the body

That's pretty cool,never heard of it,def gonna research all of this stuff,that is if it isn't in Russian bc of that I have no knowledge
All information about any cut content is on zone chronicles, but yeah, it's in russian
someday i will translate some articles to en wiki... 
I'd be glad to help but I could never get well with Russian no matter how many times I tried to learn it
So many stalker mods left unplayed
well, slav language are the hardest... not as hard as some asian, but still too much stuff and possible constructions 
Well,Google translate does well if you only want to know the gist of the phrase but it isn't nearly as accurate as I would want it to be
Comic?though it was more game cut content
No, it's not comic
Mutated children taking a wild guess
It's a story.
Some kind of another script instead of SoC one. Strelok's story, Zone story, everything story and other stuff
Huh...
It was written by Sergei Ivanov as further development of S:OL literarure script
And yeah, S:OL script was also written by him
But we got SoC ideas instead of Sergei Ivanov's concepts, so, welp 
Not gonna condone anything till I know something about it
All deep information is either in russian or horrible translated 
that's the reason why buildomasons exist only in ru community

Hm-m... Blin.
The most scary part is that all of this stuff can become forgotten after S2 release, because of the new players, especially from EN side.
Like, this stuff is dying right now, but it has so much atmosphere and ideas
And that's why i really want to translate at leat some stuff in english.
Some people knowing about that are better than no people 
Okay, i guess it's too much information now 
Nha,you actually got me stoked for these
And I def am up for archiving this info for it to not be forgotten
Bc I play the this game for years and never knew this concept stuff,only the most surface stuff
Welp
Videos might help, i think, but we need some english-speaking Vandeley for this 
Oof,vid editing ain't for me but I do know some guys...

Okay, too much fantasy. Anyway, even if no one will do anything that stuff can be popularized in some other ways after the release
Maybe some stuff will get into the game
And because of easier modding we might see a lot of buildomods by veterans and other guys 
Well that I can't say anything about,nto the guy who deciphered that chyper GSC put out,did anyone get to it?
(And maybe we'll get S2021/S2012 desdocks/builds, which only will help
)
Well that I can't say anything about,nto the guy who deciphered that chyper GSC put out,did anyone get to it?
@glass parrot, huh?
What do you mean?
I remember something of a vid with a cypher,that or my brain is so deprived of sleep that it's making stuff up
There was a Cypher event, and it was huge.
100 people got their prizes, and the winner (Shilov) got a new PC, well... He was promised to get a new PC 
And there is even new Cypher starting
There is even discord server with mods and helpers of this server, GSC, and guys who deciphered the first Cypher
That sounds Hella nice,never was the kinda guy who deciphers cypher at all
More like NPC who cheers on the guy who deciphered it

(40% of the people who got prizes were just random people, because the link was sent in the general chat on that server) 
And they will also get ingame stuff, as those who actually was doing something
(And yeah one of the prizes for all 100 people is some ingame stuff, but we don't what is it)
Well,that is mighty cool,colours me interested in knowing what it is
Hope it's world building stuff that incorporates earlier builds ideas and concepts

anyone got his old garbage pc prop still better than mine lol
There was porn in an old build of stalker?
yeah, its supposed to be in 100 radbar tv
5 fps video of ass
I need to know what scen_plan.doc is 
Where can I find the Zone Chronicles?
OK
@lament saffron https://stalker-ru.gamepedia.com/S.T.A.L.K.E.R._Wiki
It's interesting stuff
I want to make a yt video on it soon but I dont have vegas pro installed on my curtrent pc 
thank you fellow stalker
👍

I returned
Hello there
Привет,привет
хороший флоппа с свободы 
not хорошый. хороший
спасиба
о боже 
Дэб

Useless trader goddess
Pretty much.
Does that water at least have "K"?
Anyone here has the colorized version of Stalker film?
it's black and white only in part outside the zone

as the man said, just keep on watching. you will get your colours.

This film will be more correct to watch non-color
Остатки от сгинувшей цивилизации
Kill her
pulls pin its ok
God, I'd throw her into a fruit punch and watch her plead for help
XD sell her off to bandits then i guess the weebs will be preocupied with other stuff
she's gonna stab his ass 
Y is there a pin in her ass
song?
not related, but I used some AI stuff for colouring a still frame from it
original
coloured
Interesting how differently it colors the reflection
looks beautiful
i need this music
justice - stress
Although I appreaciate your work, it kinda goes over the point of the Black and White start
Og
and I mean the point doesn't matter, it's just fun to see what it looks like
WHAT DID YOU SAY ZIBBA
Znany stalker podważa zdanie świętego kamyka
good one


Музыку и гифку могу скинуть питом.
#animelove
#stalker2love
#тыещежив?
пс, сталкер не выйдет.
Иди ко мне Сталкер-сан
Беда с кателком
bruh
@alpine patrol OH LORD JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY HAVE YOU CURSED US
you people invented anime thats why
RIDIN
they are still people
but we ain't japanese
most of you
whats the song called
it was a joke you undercooked noodle
@alpine patrol lemme tell ya somethin ya freedom junkie
says the bandit
ya ain't funny
oh no i just got called unfunny on the internet !!!
bandits at least don't screw fleshpigs
They do
imagine not boning bloodsuckers while smoking weed

Wait a minute... Diblo, I just recognized you while cleaning out my DMs
From when your username was Sosig
Tourist delight still better
Это одна из концовок Монолита
the amount of anime girls i keep seeing here is unhealthy becaus everybody knows what kind of buissnis the bandits and the renegades will set up it starts with a P
Ага
Oh no
yep sombody undestands the lore
Whats happening with the sexual orientation of this ppl posting homo memes
They are evolving!
devolving*
LET ME IN!!!
Anime is Upotte, i do not own any of this, sound and music is from "Stalker", hope u enjoy
anime stupid feminine cartoon
bandit most manly faction 😎
Repost for bandits.
Ignore for anime.
Cheeki breeki, my friend. Cheeki breeki. 
@alpine patrol smoll
Big

löng 
l ö n ğ
Well, you give! Stalker, where's your gear?! It's actually dangerous here, you know. Without good weapons and other things in any way. The monsters have become quite violent lately, so we are ready to be friends with anyone who will help in the fight against the Zone. If you want to make money, talk to the command at the base. Our squad is on its way there. Stay with the guys - you'll be healthier.




= 
= 

Ngl, I should get Roadside picnic
I only read the beginning of the novel and I was almost already hooked
pogn't
<Налево пойдёшь от монолита огребешь.

Направо пойдёшь верную смерть найдёшь.
^В перёд пойдёшь исполнитель желаний найдёшь.

^>Пойдёшь прямо и свернёшь к двери с кодером попадёшь 
Прямо надо
назад йопт
А по зади монолитовцы с дубинами и страпонами...ой
lul
i think i found the source of that cursed shotgun video
Get out of here stalker
volume warning!
Ay, that's my friend's mod
oh, interesting.
sounds like fun
There's an artifact which is just a Kontakt-1 ERA
Tras drak, pack pack
Unfortunately no
bummer.
I'm gonna ask him about it anyways
pishik pishik pishik
Actually this is from old mod that was released (unfortunately only in polish) but we're making one for Clear Sky(In english :v). Soon™️
https://youtu.be/fgk6H4Pt_cA
wow, thanks 
Russian Troops of Radiological, Chemical and Biological Defence celebrating Donald J. Trump's victory!
Original Song: DJ Makar - Opa Opa Opapa
bdau bdau
Майор Дегтярёв, сотрудник СБУ под прикрытием, направляется с ножом в сторону Скадовска.
00:00 - Start of the trip
00:15 - The major is still coming
00:27 - Thinking about life
00:34 - Bush in the whole fucking screen
00:39 - The major came out of the fucking Bush
00:57 - Going down the hill
01:11 - Cut the air
01:14 - I wave my hand in rhyme wi...

📌
Абсолютли
mood
Does it function as infantry ERA?
Afaik it improves explosive protection and bullet cap
lame

S2 screenshot leak
me when eating
me when drinking
this is from a short film, innit?
dunno, just found this pic on some s-posting channel in discord
edit it, biscuit
n-word, s-word.. what's next?
@sage totem Don't take it personally, its just the server rules
ok
cringe 
@night barn Do you specialize in hidden lore aswell or?
@untold elbow i am
Could explain this iceberg to me?
in dm?
@untold elbow en offtop
kk
The nooks and cra-
ok I admit it
I AM A FRAUD
suiting since I'm a bandit

I only really study in-game canon lore
gotcha
sauce: don't ask
freedom moment
:))))
freedom moment
Y E E T
wowe we get a new one
I want an explanation too this is kinda cool
шикарные русские мужчины - причина неуспеваемости вашей дочери в школе
@graceful fox it's some AI or what?
Yes
Sadly not
Shame
so, I was going through graphics while browsing guitar tabs for Live To Forget and I found this 
why
Lol I'm the guy who cutted this part of the video to put it on Discord
Weird to see it again
Looks... Strange... I mean graphics is looks kinda bad....
yeah, it makes the image even more cursed
well I can't unsee that,now waht
I think this was made in SFM... or not...
This entire server after seeing this


probably from secondlife
Я думал они Украинцы
Judje Дезинформирует людей
To add atleast one more type of mutant to the zone
Also, it says compatible with Arsenal Overhaul so i'm afraid that might be a real mod
Не завезли 
KTA5
GTK5
And give him a sidekick Burer that makes him float all over the place
Is it just me or did the #memes channel get removed 
Heh
yea
I wonder why

this is fine
Can i post regular memes there?
well its gone

No, only stalker memes




No
Stop spamming
@muted marten Why was the meme channel remove may I ask?
An emission happened
an emmision.
Zone taked the memes
Sergyi used his magical scissors again
This time he didn't cut out the game's content, but the server's
Все мемы, не связанные со сталкером, будут удаляться
All memes that are not related to stalker will be deleted
This one is for memes about stalker and only for them
yes
ладно
И это модерировать было невозможно, коллективным решением канал был вырезан
а если мем про сталкач с матом то кидать нельзя¿
Если мат там уместен, то можно
#memеs
а я думал что слепой и не вижу
И с оффтопом перемещайтесь в #💬┃en_offtop и #561153889110589442 соответственно
@humble haven Я думаю даже 30 секунд будет оптимальнее, их скидывают всё-равно по одному, а от оффтопа неплохо поможет
Я так вижу, что предупреждения на вас слабо работают. Поэтому отныне сразу будет варн/мут.
- я увеличил слоумод, пока канал не вернется в нормальное состояние с действительно интересными и веселыми мемами, а не с флудом и оффтопом
As I see, warnings don't work for you. Therefore, we'll start strike/mute instead of just text warning.
- I increased slowmod until this channel get back in a normal state with really interesting and funny memes, not with flood and offtop
feel free to do it
-slow 30
Slowmode is now enabled in this channel with a chat delay of 30 seconds.
Goro Majima has purged the channel
@graceful fox @tiny patrol @timid locust please go to #💬┃en_offtop

wheres it from
Some weird channel that makes fake creepy videos lol
would be cool if they did it like one of those mystery videos wich are clearly faked but have a story
but no, they are dead ass
@weak crest @graceful fox @untold elbow please write in the channel #💬┃en_offtop
What?
Well, conversations are not welcome here, this is just a channel for memes
We talked about that meme. Jesus this channel is getting increasingly worse
too much freedom spoils you.
what conversation, bruh moment
About the memes
The server is just becoming garbage overtime, and I will not be here to see this.
It's not like I am active here anyway. I like the games, but the community is just plain stupid now. Bye
@tidal dune Ты перегибаешь

Ты сильно сейчас перегибаешь
Вахтеришь даже
Как некоторые
Сам мем пусть обсуждают
Окей, окей
Оффтоп уже пресекай

freedom hypocrite
Freedom is more like Freedumb
man
I should learn how to read cyrillic
Just a get a Cyrillic and read it
i kinda like freedom
@muted marten was talking bot this one
Marked One is non Strelok 😱
Oof
Still on the xbox2 and psp stalker plans so
Btw everything in this is true,I think
xbox2 = xbox 360?
Yhea,early days before it's commercial release called it the Xbox2
Considering that it's a sequel to the OG Xbox makes sense,more than going from 360 to One
Hehe stupid monolith propaganda
Where's the funny?
nou
monolith? more like gone-olith
why
cuz monolith destroyed 
not all
В общем то открывая 2021 год, я хочу начать с обзора на аниме Пикник в потусторонье, или же Urasekai Picnic или Otherside Picnic. Особенностью аниме являются его жанры, они хоть и не популярные, но очень хорошо разбравляют эту аниме атмосферу, так как постоянно смотреть аниме про школьник которых показывают с разных ракурсов не очень уж и весело...
shut up coombrain
There, instead of stalkers from the book of the Strugatsky brothers, they stuffed anime girls
💥 
Interesting...take od say
Ah yes, this anime
L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. - Call of Detroit
It's simmilar to stalker and roadside picnic only in terms of name and the existence of some anomalous zone
Just funny to think of a guy sitting in a bench in deep though after finishing roadside picnic and saying
"It was good but it lacked ANIME GIRLS"
it's literally based on book Otherside picnic
Not really
...
Oh wait, the book
suppose to be so. And why even lesbian , there is nothing like that
No? The main theme of the first three episodes is them developing a semi-romantic, painfully anime-ish relationship. My friend who read the book itself says that it's going to become even worse
Although I have to say, if someone was to cut out the intros, outros and the music, the anime would become really atmospheric
Maybe except these cu... white monsters
Well I ain't into anime that much so I couldn't say,maybe I'll watch this to see how bad it.gets the
I'm waiting for more episodes tbh
Since it isn't actually that bad. It can actually build up some dread and its pacing is actually rigid
Although it is ruined by its protagonists
i think it deserve to be existing
As I've said. In general it's pretty good. It has some... Fanfiction-y solutions to some stuff, but it has at least something going for it
Unlike the It-gets-better-after-the-2137th-episode Piece or AoT
It's just "funny stalker anime, haha", I believe
yes , it was fun short anime about neutralizing the explorer's Guide of a dangerous anomaly with a bolt. But his companions turned out to be bandits and shot the guide, catching him off guard. And then, unexpectedly for all the participants of the event, the bolt provoked a chain reaction in the anomaly, and then the ejection began. They all dead now.
😱
🌀
-warn @proud spade Мат запрещен на сервере (в т.ч. на картинках и в мемах)
Punishment(s) enjoykin15#3436: 810094688231440 submitted successfully.

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No clickbait. 
😱🔒 #️⃣ 
chto to u ashota
Freedom be like❤️
"I don't have a microscope"
Well, Ashot, I think has everything that a complete stalker needs
My favorite Torean in anomaly is Ashot
"or should I show it you from right here"
"Пикник на обочине"
Так в мемах можно, если уместен
Это никуда не пропадало
Просто теперь если мем со сталкером и он там уместен
поддерживаю оратора
@full coral
Всмысле
#🤨┃stalker_memes message это что-ли?
roadside picnic
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (XBOX 2) Чего? 
А зачем в мемы 🤔
Xbox мем, может быть?
wait they made it 30 sec
x бочка 360 это
🤮

perhaps
What’s even more strange is that in some previous builds of STALKER, Monolith was supposed to be allied with Bandits.
a tragic way to die
Every STALKER knows their fate is sealed if they are too far away from shelter, their overweight and have no energy drinks or Hercules.
And there is an blowout. May God have mercy on you in your last moment if this happens to you.
Traps? 😧
maybe
Не мем по сталкеру 
https://youtu.be/mvnljb5ZdhU when you get pda notification
@solemn acorn ты кому звонишь сынок
what does it say
it says tidi didi tidi ti
Me after rescuing Mitay(Call of Pripyat) from from Shishak boss bandit by peaceful way and when my ally fully leaves the field of view bandit perspective, i shoot one bandit and run to wherever zone in Yanov
what
russian to english translated memes are a whole new level of surreal
Yes.
anime stalker tellin' jokes
amen
👀
what do u use to edit
not a Stalker meme 
Reject humanity, ascend to S N O R K
me
25 minutes was longest I could get it, any bigger would have been too big to upload
a free stalker uploading the bandit anthem
Shhhhhhhhhh
yu frickin wot m8?


I have other STALKER songs downloaded but Bandit radio is always what I put on loop for whenever
HERETIC YOU SHOULD ONLY BE LISTENING TO THE LONER RADIO
I am right now

Когда после того, как ты спасешь Митая от Шефа Шишака, ты будешь ждать, пока твой партнер будет



Жаба +
= Сидорович
он в аниме мире побывал
того монолит никого не пускает туда ведь таммного аниме тянок


???
Why
👍

еще раз так сделаешь и от испуга GSC может снова распаться.
Не надо так
вот и от ржомбы может и распасться гсц и кто сталкач делать будет?
но пикча ряльно ржомба поржал
i love this so much
Где же С.Т.А.Л.К.Е.Р. 2 (2002)? 
i need more memes in Russian
yes they are more funny than english memes
Музыка Марк Фрадкин, стихи Михаил Пляцковский, запись 1972 года
It hecking slaps ngl
I agree
well, what is the translations, i want to know?
how in the game
buhanka
oh
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737283188631666692/801343822117732352/video0.mov Me when I'm in a shootout with bandits and a random group of stalkers show up and help
You should have brought more cans!
Shooter, after one trip:
You have no idea where I was and what I saw!
Loli Sidorovich
Oh no, she
"based on"
Yea. "based on"
It only takes in the name and the fact that there's some excluded place which has wild crap happening inside
I am already afraid of the presence of weapons, I can not accept it in the context of at least some connection with Roadside picnic
It's based more on japanese /x/ than anything else
not funny
блин
lol, that poltergeist seemed to hate you!!!
I don't like anime
yes.
they look like they're groovin
The one guy that played it since the release: Psi-storms survived: 69.420
туц туц туц туц туц туц туц туц туц туц туц туц туц ту цтутц
You know what I fear?
russian sharks be like: tuc tuc tuc tuc
That someone will send stalker games to him
Oh no
vpered
нет нічого нєобічного просто баггі
is nice.
Меня трап смущает на пред последней картинке
gives you mission across map and then pays you only 1000 money
what currency stupid
They already said. "1000 Money". Duh. 
You wrote Ruble correctly the first time then deleted it and wrote it wrong
And Stalker is in Ukraine, so I expect the Hryvnia 
where did the other meme channel gone ?
oof
Yes, Stalker memes only now and no swearing(
that gif isnt a stalker meme ^^^^
Yes, I honestly let it slide as a quick reaction, but I'm trying to limit those as well
yeah, but some were good
There was also a lot of stuff that really went against the rules, and even after repeatedly asking people to tone it down, eventually, I'd imagine, it just became too much of a time-sink for the mods to look after it...
(Just my two pence on the matter, I'm no mod)
hi Viper
exactly as it is
Ahoy there Beef! How's it going mate?
I am stuck in the basement where there's russian voices in my head and a lot of radiation
I assume that that is the Monolith
- You should probably go see a doctor about that mate.
- I'm 87% sure the voices are actually Ukrainian, but I know what you mean.

BUT I CAN'T PROGRESS
I KEEP DYING SO I PUT STALKER DOWN FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS
I need tactical some help
I am stuck in a groundhog day-esque type situation, but it's in a radioactive basement with a talking rock
you don't need help
the """"radioactive rock"""" is your help
it is your escape
Есть легенда что этот персонаж это брат Сидоровича:
There is a legend that this character is Sidorovich's brother:

Its true that steam admit to personalize profile img game at your taste @wind adder image?
right click the banner and you can change it to any image
Oh ok thank you for the tip
😈
cnpp?

thats gagarin
Таково Григориевич не ожидал....
I dunno, it's my first playthrough
Wow my meme disappeared
Wow your meme dissapeared
But why
Good question
моды
@flat mango не надо спамить смайлами
what happened to the other meme channel?
An emission happened and it disappeared



what's the song called in that meme?
rhythm thief i think @untold elbow
i found 1 version matching that, because its a remix of a game soundtrack
rhythm thief but its cursed (extended) by nahaki on youtube
thanks
С 10 лет зашел в зону?
Тяжёлое детство, надо как-то выживать 🤷
Легенда зоны...............................
причем карлик легенда ., ибо за 20 лет не смог вырасти




nice to see anime stalker still here
i mean hey. as long as it doesnt go overboard its ok
В главных ролях : @humble haven @finite flame
What
shrugs in russian
What
Ой бой
Это такой кринж
Well, almost true, but I posted a request to add one of our CMs to developers, just give him a project badge
One developer from another project noticed that and was very angry and upset about this

But who cares


Неа, там тема именно про перенос юзеров в группу "разработчики" и выдачу бейджа проекта
По сути, не дает вообще ничего, кроме лишь того, что другие знают, из какого ты проекта
В теме о наборе разрабов у нас пост тоже есть
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very nice faction meme
@mild warren bro he really streamed stalker on twitch

I just stayed up until 4 am playing stalker anomaly
as a bandit?
автор Meztinos
Хабар принёс?
As a loner because I wanted to do story 😔
😡
sorry bro I did what I had to do
ничоси кресло сидор то на табуретке сидел
кста куда вин ушов


хз
Is it me or Freedom exoskeleton helmets seem to look like construction hard hats?
stalker drip
it could be cause of color scheme tbh
Worse, they're bicycle helmets 
Give me my artefact and get out

No.
yes


so is the offtop meme channel no more?
nah
but it isn't showing up in the offtop category.
offtop memes is gone 
yes
I genuinely listen to the soundtrack
the cordon and garbage theme are my favourites
Run
the monster is ok
О, мой мем. Не думал, что он так далеко зайдет.
Me too
Now humans start to multiply by mitosis
Plant moment
We already do that
crazy rock, now laugh
not funny
crazyyy hamburger
it is horibel
damn bro is that a furry
@full coral фильтруй мемы, которые ты скидываешь
Куда можно поставить этот мем
На этом сервере никуда
@full coral Никуда т.к. нсфв
😳 
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