#🤨┃stalker_memes
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they can shower in vodka
but there would be massive waste of vodka
and we cannot have that

you can always use some cheap polish beer instead
oh no no nooo polish vodka goes into vodka reserves
So how soon can we expect a STALKER 2 anime mod?
as soon the game launches
after Stalker furry mod 
oh no
how about neither
Anime? No 
Furry? Yes 
we need a mod that replaces everybody with CoP Strelok
A mod that replaces everything with Sidorovich
oh god XD
Ага. Спецом записал её
А я заскринил
question im new to CoP how often do emissions occur so i know it would be useful
given its on unreal engine it will come sooner or later for sure
never cause cringe
lol
Everything?-
Viper is thorny for Furry freedomers 
There's two of em 

Huh?
models from cancelled stalker 2 of 2012
a redone models?
old s2 model reused in the new s2 teaser
AMAZING IDEA
kinda no
Monolith? A weeb? Joke's not funny
You love furry?
You mean furry monolith?
Now that's something even an RPG7 can't cleanse
Yes, but I love anime neko
Yeah, furry mOwOlith is better
neko isnt furry
Trailers were pretty good artifacts
Will that weird monolith which randomly appeared on deserts across the world count?
I know
good.
Happy New year onii-chan

HAPPY N/Y!!!
yes.
And to you



Demoman
I will touch Monolith
you wont
I will
seems perfectly normal to me :D
let's make a stalker out of this photo
(Hi Skif, I'm Viper) 😁
XD
the real enemy where the furry's not the monolith
Indeed
monolith isn't furry
mOwOlith is 
i am the brother of the monolith order i dont know any of those other ones they cude be the ones near the generators i hear the radiation there is off the chart

@weak crest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu5mCXFHI0E
Get your first in-engine look at the first-person sequel S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 and its Zone through the eyes of its main protagonist, Skif. As developer GSC Game World puts it, this teaser represents "how the game actually feels: fast-paced change of scenery, ominous landscapes and the ever-present feeling of an inevitable danger accompanied by a bar...
Yo

Skif = 4 letters
vova = 4 letters
vist = 4 letters
Skif = Vova Vist confirmed!!!
More like 2 x Skif = vova vist

Eh. I'm more than happy to share the title of the server's resident snek. 👍
snek
I shouldn't have showed him XCOM
Окей
It’s enough to make a grown STALKER cry 
Окей
#bardcore #tavernware #stalker

These charts are both contradicting eachother and manage to be accurate
Tf
If only I could read what this last image has to offer in terms of text
Да.
Согласен
“Say what you gotta say or get the hell out”
Недавно чекал ВСС на наличие смешных картиночек. Наткнулся на это.
Рассматриваю, значит, и смех сдержать не могу)
Это моя первая работа в SFM, но перекрашенная кем-то и боец Долга заменён на хрен знает кого.
Сейчас заметил, что технику на заднем плане тоже убрали.
well that's because most factions can't be pinned down by a simple alignment chart.
it's way too oversimplified.
especially when in my opinion there is no lawful good faction is stalker. :P

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xaxaxa

Я толко что увидел новый тийзер по сталкер 2
Он очень класный
Надеюсь в игре будет точно также
Заныкал сталкер НА дереве хабар. НУ и как-то вечером решил проверить. Как там что, ВСЕ ли в целости.
Ну и надо же! СИДИТ кто-то там, ШУРШИТ, НОГИ босые свисают.
Сталер подкрадывается и ЦАП, того что на дереве сидит КРЕПКО между ног.
И строго ТАК:
— Колись ПАДЛА, кто такой (очень недовольно, цедя сквозь сквозь зубы)? Из КАКОЙ группировки?
В ответ — ТИШИНА.
Ну сталкер еще сильнее нажал.
— Ктто такой, СПРАШИВАЮ!
А тот ОПЯТЬ молчит. НУ рассердился сталкер. Сдавил так, что прям ПО руке потекло:
— Слышшиш, сскатина… Я тебе сейчас оторву все! Отвечай КТО такой. БЫСТРО!
А сверху такой, сиплый, слабый голос:
— Коннтроллер яя (подавленый сиплый голосок)…
— А какого молчал, сволочь (возмущенно)?!
— Дык, Я жж немой…
wtf


Где то я это читаааал
Абокан похерен(
🤣
My friend just share it to me and I wanted to share it further
I knew you would like it 

what if ray tracing for stalker 2 lol
Bruh
It'll probably be in Stalker 2
What even is that compressed Sidorovich and where does it come from?
You should have replied to the image you meant...
this one
Low-poly Sidor
yeeeeeees.

@weak crest @median roost @hazy stag @tame ermine @loud vale @sleek flame @lean imp @feral musk @tacit ginkgo@full coral
Give your money and artefacts, quickly, moron!
Very good
а почему в куртке новичка?
Получился микс ЧНа и ТЧ, но не суть)
Хахаах, прикольно
very bad
scarlet flower does it's job i guess.
It's good mate was joking



Аптечки, бинты, патроны, тебе все это нужно? Оно твое, мой друг, если у тебя достаточно рублей.


"Stalker not only is an incredible game but it raises awareness to many players about the real event which deserves to be remembered and respected."


smile_strelok
Rip
kill skif.

@graceful fox ngl Strelok kinda sexy
Agreed
laugh2_skif_4
@Kotmaster Meizterinos#9020 are you alive?
he was banned yesterday.
Ohh
oh?
what happened?
Fantastic

I may have made a mistake, but go do it. I wanna see what happens 
lol
lukash POPPING Off

The Nihilanth
When are we going to get the crossover of Black Mesa being a vector for the zone's power
Ребят, как в английской озвучке было "иди своей дорогой, сталкер"?
Пинганите если знаете
@frigid depot “Get out of here, Stalker” ?
15.ai: Natural high-quality faster-than-real-time text-to-speech synthesis with minimal data
ссылка на автора видео ролика https://www.youtube.com/user/1metallhead1
Mez 
No more Kot pictures and gun info 
хз

kill skif
#UnbanMeztinos
medkits, bread, armor, you watn this? Its yours my friend, but if you had ethouch rubles
#UnbanMeztinos
F
What happened to Mez?
if he gets unbanned, it would be soon. cause i don't think that the mods will ise like a month to decide on that.
If
😔
if he does not come back soon, say goodbye. 
wait what happened

@weak crest meztinos said he dislikes central russian people and got banned
because apparently he was being "racist" even though he wasn't, and for the record he is russian himself
he is russian indeed, i think you're overlooking how complicated russia is.
Stalker discord server ban speedrun
and let's finish the topic here, go to #💬┃en_offtop if you want to continue.
@livid night I think someone already got the record lol
nah its ok
bruh
Russian Troops of Radiological, Chemical and Biological Defence celebrating Donald J. Trump's victory!
Original Song: DJ Makar - Opa Opa Opapa
lets start a petition on change.org to unban meztinos
He's being discussed. Shut up about him already
He's being discussed.
sad moment
What's the point if he's being discussed with GSC already
Crying about him here won't change anything
no more stalker furry/anime crossovers
bruh you're a freedom member and you don't want that
you get stalker pony crossovers
duty spy
I despise it
I wouldn't bet on that as he was far from the only one

American detected
I know how to annoy most people from some factions
-dUwUty
-freedOwOm
-mOwOlith
-lOwOners
-bandiTwTs
-ecOwOlogists
everyone's happy
only bandits are sad
I had an image somewhere of a bloodsucker attempting to kill a furry
but I wont post it :smile_scar:
yo why isnt the emote working
@worldly basalt DM IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY PLEASE
@weak crest YOOOO
W-wait is that you @candid nova
nah
Dayum
How long has it been, 2 years?
It's goin fine
MONOLITH AND FREEDOM ARE FRIENDS!?!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
I have a girlfriend now
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Do you now, does she go to another school
Monolith are cool, they just like to shoot me
Actually, the same one 😳
ok
at least I think we all agree on one thing
= 🏳️🌈
They're pretty closeted then
You sure about that
I mean how many rainbows have you seen Dolg use
They just use red and black because they think they're badass
I bet you gave her a medkit you simp
Nah
She wanted me to find a gun for her anonymous client
I wanted her to tell who the client is
She refused
So I demanded her
Then she shot me
lol
lol moment
f
tragic
yes
New consumable, coming in STALKER 2
You run to the nearest, poor pedestrian and tell him everything about the Zone
It's 2001, Ukraine
End up in a Padded Room with peace and quiet for the rest of your heroin addicted life
Yes
If you mean of the server, that would be Tapik. If you mean the company, that would be Sergiy
I need grid coordinates and your credit card information
I will dig down to the truth
isn't tapik a dev?
It's a bit confusing, we know that he controls the Twitter/YT and owns the server. Apparently he's also made some of the art in #📰┃announcement, though I don't think he's a dev
So basically project manager
More so public relations

wasting vodka
The fire will burn better and longer when I throw them in
Boss, should we keep the one on the right?
I actually really like that.
Who is the artist?
Ig I have to post it again

Only joking tho
(not really)
(Yes I am)
(no I'm not)

The smile was put on his face with AI
lmao ainsley

Go Demo
good idea
What about scout?
Scout is a furry
why you sending it there
Well, those are memes
Plus
Is there a better place for them?
I'll delete them if there is
wait
K I'll delete this one
Are you talking about soundfiles in general?
yes
There's no better place for them lol
imagine wearing a gas mask at home
sometimes

Hello Sam
give me beans
Thanks
I honestly do
imagine not wearing gas mask at home
bruh
the guy is literally named gunslinger
@steel pond would be a joke name if he couldn't shoot straight
Slavaboo
How is wearing a gas mask at home a sign of being a slavaboo?
He dumb
because "haha chernobyl radiation soviet very funni"
Would probably also have a GP-5
I have a PKM,the first one, should've gone for a newer model
dont need it
oh ok it's been along time i haven't heard about it

@weak crest Мемы не про сталкер в #561154112683507712
memes not on a stalker in #561154112683507712
Oh sorry if this isn't related for Stalker
nothing, everyone is wrong

Medkits, sausages, vodka! You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rubles!
Sorry Marked One, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... Mmmmmmm... Richer!

blin

Pancake
their last words.

@icy granite throw off png helmet military

"wha- where am I ?"
sterlok looked like he was always in hangover
That's because he is
this brings a new conspiracy theory
what if the entirety of SoC was just strelok being drunk in the woods of slovenia
shooting random birds and animals he comes across
Why Slovenia? 
idk first country i could think of that's in europe

what if the factions are just his friends being weird asf with him and then he goes off killing random hiker groups in the name of the faction
and the CNPP is just his grandmother's house
Will make sure to remember this theory when it comes true
Then explain CS and CoP
you'd best believe it

CoP is the government trying to find out why the hell this random dude is killing everyone he sees and then t-bagging them
Still in Slovenia?
in CS, scar is really just strelok's ex-girlfriend
nah he moved over to bosnia in CoP
Where's Croatia then? Since Slovenia and Bosnia don't have a border 
uh
strelok got on a bus while smashed off of vodka and woke up in bosnia
GOOD THAT YOU CHOSE SLOVENIA BRAZ
AND YOU
YOU ARE MAKING ME RAGE
I don't see why
We do have a border.
AND Bosnia.
Don't think I didn't realize the Yugoslavia joke.
M-m-m.
m m m m m, f r i e d g o p n i k
everyone does
Only furries and weebs*
Others hated him 
hell nah. he made the server very interesting with his artistic contributions.
everyday.
I show up right as this Mez guy is sniped
And MGS
That too
But everytime he made something questionable it turned into a war
Fun, wasn't it?
Yeah 
What's new in the zone?
>Tell me about Mez
Hey, I have something to ask you...

Mez was a member here on STOC, he used to make art, post cats, guns, MGS stuff and others
Legendary Stalker I take it?
Master
master.

I see.
You can check out his work in the Search bar, I suppose
It was mostly meant to troll people


politics?
Yeouch
i think we all have that.
Everyone has that
uh, wait.
But you know how sensitive this kind of stuff is out in the East
isn't it called xenophobia for what he was banned?
Eh, not really
I think I have pieced it together
I mean, we all know an area we don't like
It would technically fall under Rule 11, but I guess it was political in their eyes
Not that it was exactly hate speech per say
I see I see
Anyways, Mez is being discussed at the moment, so we'll see if he'll return
Such is life in the zone.
is he being discussed simply because people want him back? 
20 strikes though?
Ahem
and that was before i joined.
40+ strikes though?
mother of mercy.
Exactly

Which is why Gaj reached out for "justice and equality"
Because it wasn't Mez who had 40+

Oh I see
now that's holy based.
^
some people on the server who think are based ain't got nothing on mez lol.
Hey, if activity and contribution to this server helps you with not getting banned, I don't see why it shouldn't be the case on our side

Right
Rules are circumstantial when you have a large following and good social standing 
unless your activity and contribution causes chaos, but that's something else.

just sayin

strelok is being sealed away in the jar.
The com jar
I've got 1mil XP. Does that mean I legally can't be banned? 

I'll pass for now
mood
yes
No problem dad
But I'm your grandpa
the family tree ain’t got no branches
Anime STALKER
going to keep it for 'research'
Good point




whats going on with effects¿
That heli busting some moves
it's shots and blasting helicopter but whatever , not best effects
yep. From a portal anomaly
This video is giving me random vibes
What is going on anymore
Im gonna assume its just a meme
anime stalker is inherently a Joke.
well , i just make this vids today for fun , cuz it's funny: cartoon characters on a road to Pripyat
Honestly if there was a STALKER anime i would watch it
i believe you can find one - original manga exists "Пикник в Потусторонье
Urasekai Picnic / Otherside Picnic" and japanese have a plans to make anime from this manga.
Quite interesting , check it
not seems or too many effects? ._. (footage)
im not trying to bash the passion sorry
Верхнее так себе
weebs 
no
♻️ 🪗
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What was with the anime characters with random magical effects with stalker backgrounds

норм
please tell me this is satire and you didnt actually put effort into this
that helicopter got drip tho
thank you very much
ok
Its better
https://youtu.be/1vbv9lFokMo
Музыка играющая по радио в баре Холода.
it's the best.
bar holoda
yes
noone knows
Get out of here stalker!

The dude in your profile pic is Klean
i don`t know
Баг в бандитском баре на Свалке.
Gaming
oh god, what editor do you use that the voice is so distorted
😳
meztinos vibes


BHA, damn Duty propaganda. Bandits are endless.
oh damn
an actual quality propaganda video
makes me think of reconsidering choise of my faction
duty is temporary, bandits are forever.


Leave college and join Duty
@weak crest YOOOOO
I don't know this man
get away from me
Big Fan man


Bandit Floppa
isn't it skyrim pic?
floppa but is m'aiq the liar
floprim
who is mezitinos
floplivion
What the?????


khajiit has wares if you have 
😆
rideable snork
your fat ass would make it immobile xD
all of your armor, artifacts, ammo, guns, sausages
60,1 kg
#)
rule34
FLOPPA INSTEAD OF KAJIT
ONE PERSON CALLS IT A BANDIT BECAUSE OF THE HOOD
ANOTHER ONE SAYS IT'S SKYRIM
pure comedy
Indeed
I have also played Skyrim IV
it is
I miss stalker suggestions chat.
yes skyrim III is my favorite one
It was too ugly for me tbh
that’s cool
Я видел арты по Сталкеру ещё жёстче. Но показывать не буду, а то забанят)
угу.....страшна вірубай
where tf is bandit propaganda smh
The Garbage 
there's no bandit propaganda
there should be
it's the best faction
objectively
unlimited personnel, extreme flanking tactics, cheeki breeki, chad... need I say more
Like you would know, you scientist virgin
Ok, bandit
You're like the HL1 scientists, cowardly and mostly unhelpful.
Doesn't the hangover drag you down too much buddy?
Are they allies of The Holy Monolith tho?
i think not
OK, and?
Ya poopy
At least we're not drunk 24/7 and we have somewhat functional brains
poopy heads
scientist merc > bandit
Kruglov.
Yeah, gotchu
yea and kruglov
Kruglov.
Not the "Grug see shiny, Grug steal" ape-like brain
Grug is the best caveman
I look up to Grug
he is literally indestructable
Explain that eggheads
Scientists are cool
Imagine dying and going to purgatory because God couldn't decide wether you belong in heaven or in hell
Rock 

Imagine dying and going to the Monolith and your brothers
Purgatory is just work until you wash your sins
I'd gladly go to purgatory
however
Nah, agnostics deserve eternal purgatory
imagine not dying for a shiny rock
imagine being gay for a rock lol
This is something very old. https://youtu.be/I_WhqUmtnLI
Обновленная версия клипа.
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Видео из STALKER'a под песню 2000 баксов за сигарету.
i've confirmed it that bandits and monolith indeed to have a secret alliance
Nice
"In early builds of Shadow of Chernobyl, the Monolith was going to be allied with the Bandits but was changed to Mercenary at the final production. The reasons why and what effect on the plot that would have had are unknown."
Source: Trivia section here https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Monolith
i've confirmed it that bandits and monolith indeed to have a secret alliance
@weak crest, yes they had
you can even see it in builds

they wanted to hide x18
i remember making a conspiracy without checking the stalker wiki about monolith and bandit secret alliance back in december
later when i checked out the stalker wiki my suspicions turned out to be true
Я уже скидывал это 
ngl it would be funny to see stalker in pixar form
Little bandit stole intel from dooty and tripped on the way lol
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I heard a NPC in the game "Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl" play a nice melody on the guitar, so I decided to create a lofi remix.
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Wtf
Nsfw snork
Why
Because
G E T O U T O F H E R E S T A L K E R


When you talk smack about monolith and then you see entire army of them infront of you
"Come on in, don't stand there!"
monolith kill you no matter what
Yes but they dont send out entire army
STALKER, don’t hate me because I have sosig STALKER, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass double barrel shotgun you’d get some artifacts on your belt, or better yet Sakharov will contact your rookie ass as soon as he stops working with that mercenary or loner he’s paying for. Worm fooooood~!
#561154112683507712 shouldn't exist
(Uh- I'm sorry for swear words)
))))

But i want to buy rocket launcher
imagine a bunch of loners hanging out, and one curses and goes "sorry I said a swear word" lmao the rules here are so dumb
Complain to discord about it, verified servers need to follow their standards
idk man im on another verified server and people curse all the time
By Vanya Important
my only problem with this is that its the shadow of chernobyl loading screen but call of pripyat hud
gaming
hair
also, don't put there any pictures of people in balaclavas
put there pictures of people in balaclavas? good idea
it can't detect face on photos of people in balaclavas
just add the balaclavas to the pictures
at ru-off they banned me for such stuff 3 times 
And en_moderators should warn him, and could have warned you because of this stuff.

guess i have to avoid all stalker merch next 13 years as my sign of a protest

nothing

Dang bro, those are two fines
Come and get me
-Do you know the rules? Throw it out!
-So he's alive!
Last time I checked, everyone was looser with swearing in memes
Interesting, then why did i get two warns for swears in memes 
Idk the meme, idk who did it, idk when it happened
But if a meme has a swear and isn't swears for the sake of swearing, we treat it a little looser
If it's just constant sweraing/for no reason, it's not so good
You also got told to stop posting dictators, yet you continue 
I'm serious Nozar
No one except you ever told me to stop doing this, and a lot off people posted some worse things that Stalin smoking a cigarette, but okay 
K
ngl thats some downgraded KF2

@weak crest hi
yo









