#🤨┃stalker_memes
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конечно прикольно но для этого есть #561154112683507712 (eng: of course cool, but for this there are #561154112683507712)


@weak crest @full coral @weak crest @weak crest @tame ermine @weak crest @lucid pilot @loud vale @carmine fox @sleek flame @lean imp @feral musk @tacit ginkgo @red bough @fossil bronze @copper zephyr @spiral surge @graceful fox@weak crest
Happy fuwwy day, fwiends! 

pog
Why 
UwU
those thighs tho
That's the most cursed art I've seen from you Meztinos
Not possible. Check my message history of #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay 
А так всё хорошо начиналось
also what did a said about traps?
No more traps
Another trap 
that a normal trap. I dont like other type of traps
lmao
More.
shotgun
will it kill the parasite with its butt?
I have no Idea
Picture is from google
Butt... Gogle translaor
gogle lmao
go to #🤨┃stalker_memes for laugh
gay furry art instead
day ruined
Who need Google when we had gogle
Gogole
You could laugh from gay furry art instead lmao

but "happy" doesn't mean "funny" 
When you're funny, everybody is happy 
Oh god not the punji sticks

Hi, my name is Reggie
And I like Monolith
I really like monolith
Spoiler: reggie dies by a jackhammer to the face
Yes
is this KS-23?
I have no idea
I used a pic from Google
MP-153
Thank you
ngl, other fanarts look kinda nice, not cursed 
Yeah
astolfo + stalker when?
oh
i'm gonna say it again,
should have stayed in the death truck you freak. 
jesus, so many Argyle fanarts 
What have I came back to 
Not bad... 
I would say. Nice socks 
By the way. Decided to choose Monolith faction, because I counted how many furries have Monolith, Duty and Freedom roles... Guess what? 
oh no

Oh no
@wild owl
Mez have you tried to make art based on Metal Gear?
Yeah, but that pose is pretty uncomfortable, so unrealistic 
It's not about how comfortable it is 

and hey mez
kiki lol 
It's not good in terms of what we are talking about too 
Hey, Salt.
But pwwease mawstew, I want to make mowwe twwaps.
uwu, no pwease. Onwy nowmal one
oh god
please do. I will take them
Nowmal twwaps?




lmao
astolfo is the most normal trap you can have, furry herecy doesnt go good with traps
exept neko
Indeed stop
stop
Furries are cool but its getting kinda cursed while connecting them with stalker
yep
yeah i know but some of them cools not that cursed
breathes

Furry traps? No, thanks, i prefer common bo... Khm, ahem kh kh 
what if we connect a stalker and lego?
Thermonuclear Beeping sound

wut
death
explodes
cheems Speech impediment cringe

F
We are Demons created by this world
yes
"Hmm a medkit"
Yes.
@muted marten got any more?
No
if you want to wait out Fur-Day, Freedom is your choice!
Or Monolith. Depends on how extremistic you are 
gimme sec
I am freedom now
You are never safe even in your own ranks @tacit ginkgo
post this any time except today
moment
uwu @tacit ginkgo
That art is actually nice I gotta say
what the hec even is that
is that a cat, rabbit, fox,
@surreal canopy tak
👍
looks cute lol
We all agree. @deft kettle, yes? 😄
Not possible
yes
unlikely
I AM
still possible tho
How you can't be kinky, if you have seen Robotic furry kinky pics? 
Nah
Oh wit
WAit

join the dark side germansalt

you must and you will
But it has a lot of features
no other choise
does the dork side has borscht?
yes yes
Yes
and.... chebureki?
And WW2 germans too

Do they have Schnellfeuer mausers?
Lugers. A lot of lugers
meh
No, my mawwster.
OK back to sleep

A dangerous thing to say on the furry day
rape.png
but, in all honesty, don't join the dark side, unless you are planning to make some mons by making art

Too late. He's a bad guy now 😎
I mean, it's not really an instant thing, what I am saying is that do try to limit exposure, or it's not gonna end well, and the chance of that increases the more screwed in the head you already are, or actually, if you are very pure the chances increase too
it's just a lose-lose all around, with a couple of small benefits

PUT THAT SHOOTER AWAY
interstellar
@native brook what song is that
premonition metro exodus
thank you
Тeсла
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Bruh
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I know, Im stuck between a few nicknames and still not sure which to use
Finding a good nickname is hard
Музыка\music
Боевые темы из Санитары подземелий
Бутырка - какая осень в лагерях
Гимн ЛДПР
Кому партнерку? https://youpartnerwsp.com/join?11886

luckily im starting to play the metro games so i actually understand the meme you posted
LMAO
strelok aproove

Yup
Bruh
Happy fuwwy day, fwiends!
@wild owl
>.>
А месье знает толк в извращениях :З
А почему извращения? Говори прямо, садизм 
sit with vova vist on the tower at the checkpoint and don't stop firing
Dread.
Owl
Photograph of the Freedom member that tries to bone a bloodsucker...
+1.000.000. Rub
worth it
pls translate
translate what?

✝️
i love that video

Cóż za anomalia
Stalker mem
just found the actual meme channel my bad
pp
what
Cool and Can't translate Veterans, only in Freedom you will be sucked everyday and everynight, and you will be recognised as idiot, if you like Freedom - go Rule 3, if you're real bastard - then go suck Duty off. Stalker, life gives you opportunity to find Rule 3 [Troubles] in Freedom. Only here you will find those, who Rule 3 [Break] spine and will suck comrades off. Don't lose your chance to find Zone's Rule 3 [Female genitals] (Зона in russian is feminine).

Wait, what is this language...
heya
can someone send me pro freedom and anti-dooty propaganda?
Očevidno 
Interesno 

Вот і помер, Вова Віст!


I wonder how much rubles sidorovich pays the military installation right next to rookie village to not shoot them. Especially since there’s only like 20 stalkers there
Mmm. Yeah. This isn't Samara, and not Urypinks, and not Perm', it's not bad, but it isn't like in Perm'...
I need the name of the song
https://youtu.be/rtL5oMyBHPs
For ya.
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Thankkkkkk!
I mean, you're not wrong
I'd say Scar and Strelok should switch, but Degtayrev is spot on
И вот ещё один город, теперь уже Великий Новгород принял эстафету сталкера пропаганда долга на улицы. Дерзайте, пускай ни то, что Россия, но и все другие страны примут эту эстафету. Вступи в долг, защити мир от заразы зоны
i wish i had a speaker to blast duty music earrape for whole district
traitor
earrape to make ppl dislike them but k

i must find place in faction without furries
you cannot
It doesn't exist
интеллегенция требует прохорова назад в гск-пыс и немедленную покупку 4А Games 
There are furries everywhere uwu
uwu
well one way to hell is for me
&
&
thankfully sid still makes me isolated here
Even bandits has furries 
please dont tell me they made monolith ones
Yeah there are actually some

I wonder when someone's going to turn the Monolith Rocc into a furry?
Would love to see it
imagine

stalker in minecraft 
hot
Ну впринцыпе ты даже не ошибся
piccha for negotiations 
Oh, those bandits ...
Пойду играть в стулкруфт мемчики искать 
Basically S.T.A.L.C.R.A.F.T server right ?
stalker minecraft rp
Yes/да
Ahhh a shame , years ago I wanted to play on it but bruh , don't speak russian , so I didn't go far .
sympathize and understand you
snorcks are headcrabs but old
soviet headcrab
imagine stalker mortal combat
Sorry for the mate, in English "Damn a bum with a lr-300 runs around" In the stacraft it costs 60 million ...
"bomž" 
well yes 
F хлопцу
Ага,там полный Копец,приходится везде бегать чтобы денюжку получить 
Christmas tree in Rostok
Щедро-то как
bruh я там играл, больше не вернусь
я еще играю
👀 скидка на продажу?


rat deep from the cyberpung files
conscept art
Пойду копить на экзач

Monolit.
Monolit.
since when do you preach with something other than bullets
With words.
yeah words like 'lead', 'brass', and 'граната'
Grenades are the best way to preach 
Lmao

@worldly basalt
Just saying: Your name is fantastic. 👍
What is it?
bandits and monolith are actually secretly allied and working together to eliminate everyone in the zone except themselves
i mean, have you EVER seen bandits and monolithians fighting each other?
That's because bandits don't come near to Monolith territory.
not even in clear sky where they were back to back in limansk
They don't attack each other in Limansk?
they didn't
Hmm.. maybe they striked an uneasy truce.
you see, i told you monolithians and bandits were secret allies
Well I didn't think about Limansk since I haven't even gotten near there while playing Clear Sky.
"In early builds of Shadow of Chernobyl, the Monolith was going to be allied with the Bandits but was changed to Mercenary at the final production. The reasons why and what effect on the plot that would have had are unknown." quoted from the stalker fandom site monolith trivia
I KNEW IT
OH DANG
I KNEW the bandits and monolith were secret allies
It's all coming together. Monolith-Bandit Zone supremacy.
better convert from merc to bandit trololo (luckily mercs and bandits are allied in SoC)
I could of never thought of a zone full of fanatics and criminals being allies
fanatical criminals
you see bro, i am 2 steps ahead
DAS RITE
they want to eliminate everyone in the zone apart from themselves, like i said
here’s a bad meme, move along.
the new stalker mod looks hella neat.
Thanks
I guess
I ran out of nicknames, sorry, I can change it if you want
bruh
how much chicken will he eat?
Why are bandits the best faction in your opinion?
-Bandits control garbage which is huge, a choke point between a few major areas, and has a few cool anomalies (e.g molten lada)
-That have funny voice lines like cheeki breeki
-There weaponry, armor, and iq is ass but they somehow haven’t been eradicated yet or destroyed by duty
-They look kinda cool
great sense of fashion
best music
funny and enthusiastic voicelines( everything they say is at least a minor meme)
despite being among the worst equiped factions, they piss everyone off and thrive,
their life afirming ways belie great philosophical wisdom
^^^
BANDITS ARE OFC BETTER THAN DUTY THAT'S FOR SURE
yeah it seems we all agree
duty’s reason and ideologies seem reasonable because freedom are just a bunch of anarchists so eh
duty is ok imo
The thing about both the main bandits' VC's is that they are also in Metro
So not only are they mega chad
they are giga chad
One podcast per year is pretty good productivity rate, right?
He also voiced Ulman in Metro
"squidward on" the person who made this forgot to edit the picture they photoshopped sid onto
ага
cheburashka
that is terrifying
yeah Idk what that is but it scares me
ЧЕБУРАТОР 228

But does it attack?





What the heckk
Oh yeah good stalker meme :feels_honk:
I love it when when people mon STALKER memes in the appropriate #🤨┃stalker_memes channel, the world would be a dark and cold place if there weren’t people who ignore the title of the channel and just shove their random memes into the meme channel specifically for STALKER on the STALKER official discord.
I’m so glad they dont post in #561154112683507712 in the off topic section of the server
Nice to see you too, Waffle
Ты из Припяти?
(земляк, удели всего 15 секунд)
Средняя З/П у нас порядка 40 RU/5 консервных банок в месяц. И то не у всех.
Многие проводят больше 1/3 жизни в поисках артефактов/поисках Клондайка Артефактов, и даже не имеют своего хабара или чёткого ствола. Просто плывут по течению.
Кто эти люди, что носят "Золотые рыбки", стоимостью больше 18.000 RU на Юпитере?
Кто эти люди, кто продают оружие со склада Долга?
Кто эти люди, что устраивают поход до Монолита 3-4 раза за год?
Уже несколько лет я путешествую в центр Зоны, сам я начинал простым парнем на побегушках у Сидора. Сейчас ищу новеньких в команду, кто не согласен до конца жизни работать по найму, а загадает желание у Исполнителя Желаний?
Интересно? Тогда я обучу тебя совершенно БЕСПЛАТНО.
Я простой сталкер, который рассказывает как зарабатывать без Сидоровича и связей.

@prime zealot @wild owl 

Ты говоришь это фурри
Он обязательно будет постить это
More bandit memes suki
В принципе, можно было и не говорить.
А я и не против 

Bruh
Nah, ok. Looks nice
Though not a femboy. but it will do too 
How do you know that it's not a femboy
Oh wait, the breast line is slightly visible
Okay, nevermind
Do you want to know the secret of how to determine gender?
Sure
At the waist and posture and legs (for a woman, they narrow down to the ankle, and for a guy, they almost do not narrow down)
Taper?
truly a mistake to come here
yes
narrow down* my mistake
Ah, yeah
Ik, I have personal experience with that
seriously when?
name gender of this thing
Attack Helicopter
panzersexual
bingo!
Well
Actually
It's the closest to Vanguard class titan

I'd say that a scout helicopter would be the closest to the vanguard
Something like a Little Bird, since it still packs some punch
name gender of this thing
God
what about this thing's gender
Me
swampmanattackhelicopter

Omg, the LGBTQOIHFDOHXOZ encyclopedia says it's ĝ̷͌e̸̓͘n̸̛̓d̵̐͐ë̶́̽r̵̕͝
you thought someone busted a nut on him?
yeH
Imagine not having all 3
man
Да
сложно


I like your pfp
FOTOGRAF... I saw walkthouch in 2014-2015
mmm i have it installed on laptop


Халецкий.. В клетке .
Lol that is good
Ай-ай-ай
"Katyusha" russian folk song in Weltmeister accordion.
"I said come in, don't stand there!"
► Оригинал - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
► Музыка - The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army [The Glitch Mob Remix] (OST Battlefield 1 - Trailer Music)
Приколы S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
► https://youtu.be/U1-bxVZo64U - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Приколы #1
► https://youtu.be/-yQ5P5TbQZw - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Приколы #2
► https://youtu.be/NYA60ZvQ2KY - S.T...
Знаю что боян но всё же
Мемы с матюками можна?
А видеомемы с матюками?
По идее тоже нет, но здесь можно. НО только если уместно (хотя уместно понятие относительное)
by Nikita Zotov (TEPA6ANT)
Это переделанный первый трейлер к BATTLEFIELD V, со звуками из игр серий S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Оригинальное видео - https://vk.com/video-51316919_456239701
Для поддержки:
WebMoney WMZ - Z677268803491
WebMoney WMR - R567080217567
original song name?
I found it by searching "Ya maslinu poimal trap remix"
all i got was baby shark remix



This looks good
Something I'd play
Like, a cheap substitute for crack cocaine
It only costs your psyche
That mod look like you need to give up your kindly to play the mod.
freak both
my homies wait for new c&c game
Top 10 betrayals
My grandmother had this
in our can of biscuits there's only dog food. 
my family also keeps sewing materials in such container
yeah, seems like doing that is a tradition for all of humanity. 
Same.
hey my grandma had those as well
Не боись, не ниже пояса
Это как посмотреть...



ох уж эти шуточки 😂
this is definetly not the 56914th time we've seen this exact same joke

when imposter is workshipping rock 
has among us died by now?
idk
I hope it will do soon
but I'm sure there are still people who make "red sus" type jokes unironically
Plenty
Confirmed mutant in S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2?
hmm maybe
Dang it, I was about to post that here

контролерыч)))
@wild owl ты теперь кот?
Не-а. 

C такой аватаркой позже не удивляйся, если тебе взрослые волосатые мужики писать будут с интересными предложениями 
Кот в корбке?
Новогодний Меизтеринос
"Cut down transparent background is the way of successful people. - Winston Churchill"
кстати он при начале игры может держать Грозу из финального билда Oblivion Lost (не сталкер)
Такое один раз было меня так за девушку приняли 
Как оно? 
Слава богу, просто писали "как тебя зовут"
Скорее всего ему решили уникальный ствол не прописывать.


шрам мб
Неважно кто.
Важно кем он станет 

Двухсмысленно прозвучало
Ну, в контролера же мало кто по своей воле превращается 
NVG or not?
не надо
no NVG 
@frigid depot look at the #📸┃screens_and_videos
translation via google: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 will not repeat the same mistakes of Cyberpunk 2077. The game won't come out
10 years of Early Access is better than what cyberpunk did
0 beta testing moment
Honestly I'm now bit pessimistic about S2
😔
the game is gonna be fine, as long as you forget that it exists
before it finally releases that is
Makes sense
the way I look at it, if stalker 2 is bad it probably mean more people will mod Call of Pripyat or it, to be better
modders will fix the mistakes if there are any
nah it wont be cop they will be modding
cop sucks
theyre just gonna keep modding the solyanka mods and op mods (russian community) and english community is just gonna keep modding anomaly and other mods
i think its something what starts from L has S on middle and D on end 

- The Zone will never lets you go... It's not tears. It's olive hit the eye.
- Maaaam. Father has Chernobyl flashbacks again.
From Facebook
bad meme
@twin wadi Советую второе слово заменить на crapposting. "No profanity", так сказать.
ах, извините
yes it is
van darkholme might stream stalker today
He will?
probs 
Nice
k
The gay Asian guy?
Not the rightest words to describe
"Hero of the Russian Federation. Man of Culture and Famous Buryat"
"Dungeon master. Мастер кожевного мастерства. Boy Next Door"
Было бы клево если бы ты скинул музыку
What is this coat meme?
Drip
Drip has always been around
Still, the sudden spike of popularity of this meme is quite odd
Memes of the new generation.
Among Us Drip revived it
he has become snork
snorks with actual guns
uwu pounces on you
blasts you point blank with a sawed-off toz
OwO, notices your stone blood
@orchid scaffold @hushed sinew fyi stream starts in 30 mins
If it starts send the link
He doesn't need to
i mean about farcry 3 and its start
@orchid scaffold @hushed sinew hes on https://www.twitch.tv/vansamaofficial
Hey! I'm the real Van Darkholme, broadcasting from my 15 acres forest. Come say hello and check out my compound. I'm getting it ready for the zombie attack. xo Van
Dungeonmaster
Reaction while watching a teaser


No swearing btw
no naughty words in a server for a game made for adults 
Ima just put a metro meme in to fill the gap
stalker server metro memes
lets go🔨

Clear Sky User Manual

"HahHAhA FrEeDaMb BoAn BlAdSUCc fUnNi MeEm"
Okay, gotchu

😍
what is that moaning at 16:22?
Let me see
nope, seems like the train hangar became a new nest. 
Just throw more guys at it and it will die eventually

@weak crest sorry for leering the pseudogiant to your base, guys
just the reborn mod being the reborn mod


Thank you for 200 subs comrades!
Hey fellow stalkers,
here's another Bandit Radio Remix,
(I can't stop making remixes of this awesome song :D)

b r e a d

8k bread
awesome
the pda looks awesome
when pda tetris crashes
sorry for this 
apology declined
Crap. I think I could do that first. But I'm not on PC
delete your porn folder you bestiality-loving degenerate
nah thats on my freedom stuff folder
not just smoking and drinking
it wouldn't be a suprise if freedomers will have a button that opens e621 on their PDAs
@worldly basalt believes he can turn into a furry by jumping into an electra with a kevlar fursuit
they do have a shortcut to e621
you're not wrong viper
I havent said that
why are y'all talking about monosodium glutamate?
can confirm as a dooty supporter
bandits are just too drunk to even stand this is why you see more of them on ground than killing stalkers
@frigid depot you were the one talking about making kevlar fursuits tho
I can proove this with a screenshot


oh no

they have a point lol
Yeah I would jump if it actually worked

this conversation is getting wierder
furries can be fireproof if they'll have lots of fireproof artis on them
femboys are like snorks
The only thing I'd like to actually turn into is this 
tho, they'd probably need a few rad absorbing artis as well
a toaster?
Toaster > furry
Simply because a toaster can look like anything with enough modifications

Toaster gang 
but can it toast mutants?
Yes. With enough modifications 
great!
"Modifications"
what do you mean?


i forgot what i was going to say because that face made me laugh lol
Epic toaster
toaster gang
ok by "modifications" i mean you are going to need to find a trader who has the things you are looking for most likely toasters and toasting accessories
i mean, toasting accessories are really cheap and easy to find
so it would'nt be a problem
not for the uses you guys got for em lol
"Modifications" that I'm talking about are arms, torso, legs and a gun 
Or a sword instead of a gun if you're a ronin main
a sword would be better than a small combat knife
A spear would be better than a sword
true true
I think that this conversation is starting to go the wrong way
agreed
a halberd in my opinion is better
Y E S
Just because we're not talking about furries doesn't mean it goes the wrong way 
what about the .50 Barret
but for that you'll need really big arms for your toaster
good point 
you squat around fire back at camp with other stalkers one has an ak one has a shotgun the other has a huge toaster in his hands
The toaster I want to see would need a bigger rifle 
my music app broke brb 
eh in my opinion literally anything can happen in the zone
i just blame it on radiation and lack of vodka
yeah that never happens XD
back
Me when robots and furries: 
fact
mechanic furries
Everyone forgot CoP?
Ceasefire in Yanov Station /=/ peace everywhere
They only had a local ceasefire within Yanov
oh yeah call of pripyat forgot about that one
Local peace
everywhere else they'll be filling each other with lead
I bet that they will still be fighting in S2
CoP the one time bandits dont try and kill you unless you attack them or did that also happen in CS i cant remember
Same happens in CS, if you let them do their thing to you, iirc
um ok then XD
that time when bandits actually learnt to ask before blastin'
just remember to pack rape whistle before leaving camp stalker
or vodka either or i guess
or guns and ammo i suppose
and weed in freedom's case
yes the most basic suggestions to give to a new stalker
freedom needs weed E621 brains eh lets see oh yeah and common sense
what does dooty need?
glue vodka guns
and probably to kill freedom and for duty to scatter to the winds of the zone
more ||fanatics||
then we'd have no worries about those two fighting lol
orrrr
for both factions to suddenly drop dead and "accidentally" stop living
but i dont see that happening any time soon
anyone else have any ideas
no wonder there was a funky smell in the air not the radiation it was the stalkers they dont shower because they cant 🤮




