#🤨┃stalker_memes
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The wish grandter Turned Sidorovich into Froge
@orchid scaffold PM, that was used by the army (and still in use), has a cost of 2100 rubles or 30$~, but how much were polish stamped PMs?

my little ENEMY OF THE MONOLITH
♻️
You mean the Wanad? I only know that they're dirt cheap
Yes. This
Yeah, I unfortunately don't know the exact price
But it was literally just two pieces of metal stamped and welded together
In light of recent events, Monowith and Countable Pixels

bread bank
bread economy
bread loans and bread equity
bread sales percentage
we could use bread as a currency
you can even make bread at home which means bread is the ultimate currency
i am change
into bread financier

You've clearly never seen @solar lagoon 's GF series then


Thank you gajunas, very cool
in 1000 years I shall release a new video to thank you
we were subscribers since before you created the channel bro og blood amigo
Fr fr on God
He did
Dope
He became a servant of Collector
He can do some mean stuff
Watch this
@modern lake
Can you say -lockchannel?
-lockchannel
stalker_memes has been locked.
i got your 6 dawg

-unlockchannel
stalker_memes has been unlocked.
Kek
"You cant kill the messiah, even blowout cant! If it would, i've been aleady dead since 1998!"
Wait a second. Hold up... when did Brotherhood of NOD start invading the zone?
Duty was always a bad guy faction
its ok not bad guy
omw to pripyat i killed both freedumbers and bandits
If duty try’s to destroy the zone they will kill us all
lol not me
The thing about Duty is that it's goals are unachievable
An emission will wipe out their faction
Destroying the zone is pmuch impossible
same about freedom's
Freedom's goals have better chances tbh
Freedom isn’t only about opening the zone to everyone
Duty is mainly just a bunch of people that only know how to pull a trigger
The only thing i don't like of it it's the anarchism
True
if i would have chanse to join freedom or duty i would stay an neutral stalker since i dont want be a freaking militant or drug addict i could choose scientists or loners for sure
That's also true
Clear sky is pretty much the best faction of you think about it
The only problem of Clear Sky is that it's not the best faction, it was
Lol
old scientists from c-consciousness wants to stop one man who wants to unleash secrets of zone
they want to hide secrets of the zone
I would pull out the other outcome but it's not canon so i'll leave it at there
Strelok is just another monolith fighter sadly
Also it wasn't just one man,
Also he was a very experienced stalker so imagine how he could change the zone as a monolith fighter
clear sky will defend secrets of the zone like "monolith" will
They were more, plus Strelok destroying the C-Con, the only thing retaining the zone
The zone could expand on the entire earth now
everyone remembers only strelok, but not others 
I ain't everyone
guess why there are blowouts in cop
Exactly
Rip all of the other stalkers
Kane live in death

Kane lives! Monolith lives!
and then lots of puppy kisses yes?
bite marks
Yes.
how chernobyl is russia
One of the questions unanswered to this day
Criminal PoRussia
ukraine is Russia
NO
yes

@hushed sinew 
based
U K R A I N E I S R U S S I A
Russia is ukraine
This is acceptable as homework by my teacher
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/DpAVnAo8POlDPWLzFy_MO4XOowQf5gY54EE_8f5Y2jk/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/585758214549929985/781610435643834368/unknown.png
Sidor sphere 
Disco-Sidor
Sphedorovich
Vich



I am really tempted to just make a video consisting completely out of clips from the game of stalkers saying swear words and see what mods are gonna do
there gonna do nothing
i sad enough racial slurs to know
I just saw a mod throw a warn at someone for a meme with a swear in it
its a gamble
not very professional
if I say so myself
Well, he's also wrong
He has enough strikes and half the stuff he posts gets deleted
and im still on the server 😎
man, subjective rules are wack
a better version of that rule would be to just " do not overuse slurs", instead of outright punishing people for just randomly saying a slur
"the quality of the meme indicates the quality of the poster"
-Hideo Kojima, but not really
Well, we don't warn you every time you swear, so it essentially is the don't overuse part
We tell people to edit them out, sometimes just delete
We don't warn and ban every single time over it
the memes is where it get absolutely wack I noticed
Rip
cuz everyone has a different taste for memes, and sometimes stuff with slurs is not touched, but then randomly the other stuff does get touched
Idk what you mean
wanna post a meme with a swear in it?
Let's play a gambling game of which mod is gonna see your meme
cuz everyone has a different taste for memes, and sometimes stuff with slurs is not touched, but then randomly the other stuff does get touched
I'll be honest we don't see every single meme, especially if they are like 12 minute forklift videos
So it's a little harder to look through
there is also a concept of hard slurs, and just usual stuff that people often say as an emotional reaction
Let's just look for a solution to this problem
What about deleting #🤨┃stalker_memes and #561154112683507712?
well them im just gonna post my memes in en offtop
then people will ask to make a #561154112683507712 and #🤨┃stalker_memes channel
No memes in the whole server
hey, why dont we just ban everyone
Nice
ill garantee that noone will be breaking da rules
I like where this man is going
how are you a freedom member
Nevermind, this guy is the MVP
Yes
a duty spy more like
Hell yeah man 
also
time to self ban, hell is a bad word


I enjoy fighting mods too much
that probably means something
maybe I am an anarchist

Idk, your “fighting” seemed pretty average
I was about to go look up a definition of a swear by christians or bible or whatever and then go hunting for those words in the search bar of discord with his name
I stopped myself and then wrote what I wrote
Would have been worthless anyway i think
I am just not gonna say anything
Dang ikr, 
Meh, at least you make it more interesting to discuss rather than screeching “retards stfu ree”

_warn @muted marten bad word
Oh firck, that moment when you make a ping thinking it wouldn't work
also the st*u
Bait failed, nobody gets warned for those 
how atrocious
gottem boiz, just give me 2 more month and all swears are gonna be legal
¯_(ツ)_/¯

right here, technically 😛
At some point we made it loosen up
But now we're back at phase 1
Ayup
how about this
you are only allowed to say swears that the stalkers of your faction say in-game
Not even that is allowed
tube_prepare.ogg


imagine getting your gameplay video deleted from the official server because the character in game said a no-no word
Look, if it's like 1 nono word in a 10min video or whatever, most won't bat an eye, if it's a 2 second audio clip of a swear for the sake of being a swear, there's no point in it
mlyaa
Not like we asked for the rule
then you should tell the people who made the rules to fix it up
Tried so for ~1.5 years
and come up with a solution
We did
Gave up recently
Like said earlier, the furthest we got was swears in memes being ok if the meme was “funny”
Now we're back at phase 1
can I ask.. who?
Yep, that's not allowed anymore
who is the big brain of this operation
Pretty dumb, tbh
Well, in a way it's journos
Journalists
Since when the server launched people was swearing and server got negative comments about it, thus the rule was born


Kek
i think anti swear rules a pro
It's a pro and a con
it is what it is
Oh jfc, are we gonna do this again
well i bet youd be rahter annoyed about me making anti baltic remarks all the time
Meh
I mean, it's okay to not let server go to the dumpster, but deleting clips of characters saying swear words from THE SAME GAME is really weird
Again, we try to be a bit looser with it
I mean, who is your overwatch anyway
talking about that
just be loose, period
maybe the s word can get unbanned
Doubt it sadly
GSC are the ones who made the rules
Well, yeah, GSC
They are the ones who we tried to speak to about the swearing rule
how strange
why would they even listen to some journalists talking about a goddamn public discord server of an 16+ game, saying people swearing is bad, even tho the game itself has swears in it and in quite decent amounts
||We even have Pepe as an emote||
Because public image



what public image?
I get that no swears on a 10+ or even 12+ rated game discord server
Discord as a whole is a bit of a trash platform for this stuff imo
mods after i say defication
exactly
this is such an incredibly odd thing
I think Paradox got their server wiped for being about their WW2 game lmao
What in the actual frick
||Don't ban, I said "What the frick"||
Water the fruits 
Wash the flowers
этот сервер и есть мем про сталкер

wtf?
-.---
Nice STALKER meme
И есть только один нож в инвекторе
почему я с этого ржу😆
Бо жиза?)
Dead air точ в точ
а вот NLC-7 Я Меченый я всё ещё помню эти флешбеки
когда у тебя нет бинтов и аптек а за тобой толпа кабанов
да
Ожидания Обнови Dead 👍
1.0

Wish granter 
The holy monolith
Monolith Gang Joined the Chat
Yep
Za monolithui
Praise monolit 

stalker 3 takes place in the usa
where john smith tries to seek out a wish granting monolith
why did i imagine this...?
and he must fend off an evil cult of insert religion here to reach it.
GOD
can you link the video?
Arright
thanks
With war waging on and German tanks plowing through the battlefield, one crazy World War II (WW2, WWII) pilot attached a bazooka to his plane to take down nazi tanks from above. In today's crazy video we are looking at WWII Pilot, Bazooka Charlie, and his inventiveness to take down enemy tanks from the skies above.
🔔 SUBSCRIBE TO THE INFOGRAPH...
Here!
IT IS THE GAUS RIFLE SOUND
YES
MY FRUEND WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yes he is my friend)
GOD..
INFOGRAPHICS SHOW...
FIRST RUIN SCP....
What now? Will they make vids Abt Sdalger?
GOD FORBID
I was like no way it could be the gauss rifle sound. I still can't believe it is.

👀
I hope they wouldn't make videos about Stalker, I swear to god.
I doubt they know what Stalker is tbh
wait at what timestamp?
If you have ideas for what I can add just tell me lmao
I don't know why but this is my favorite
I like the fire one
I thought about this pic but I decided to go with the classic
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524229636599840769/754079475955793920/Just_chlling.png?width=836&height=683
See point "Fire"
Then make a "magic" or something to those lines
deadly anomalies
Anyway
I'll get on it tomorrow
Because discord tells me that this message was sent tomorrow

discord anomaly
YES
I think they know what sdalger is
chad meme
Why are you trying to hide your name if it can be found in seconds 
I found the comment very easily
Sort by newest first
Yep
They took away my kit kat and ate it the wrong way around
And saod “sharing is caring”

Like shut the up man its my kit kat
Ha ha ha, why is he so crooked?
He is disabled
Then I'm sorry
@weak crest
Something like that
Ur welcome 





Я б такого Ванделея посмотрел... кхм... Только ему не отправляйте. 


VANDELEY apparently
😏
Я уже не знаю что считать фальшивым а что нет 
Is that real
Me? No.
Take your pills 
What pill
I am not real, how can I know?
Просмотры упали совсем, вот и решил пойти на крайние меры 
a working strategy
just like Netflix
when in need of character development apply "gay" to the forehead
This is a boy 
no crap. 
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i'm so excited about my super weapon that will take over boom beach that I wrote a song about it. Вот так выглядят мемы нынче и я рад, что хотя бы таким образом.
#memes #renegades #stalker
can someone please tell me the name of the song
@wise cloud Careful mate, if the mods catch you using the "bad words" then they'll not be pleased... 😬
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It's a rule in here sadly,
You can't swear, has been discused, and it hasn't gotten anywhere
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It has indeed...Again and again and again and again and again... 🙄
(And lest we forget the people who try and make a political point out of it...)
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.......More people than you'd think, actually... 😩
*Deep, exasperated sigh*
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Agreed. Welcome aboard regardless, here's your complimentary Night Star! 😁
👉 
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It is, it's also shiny and I like them... 😊
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Yes! Also; an upside-down recoloured Kolobok. 😆
(Cos it is)

i remember those
Art is not mine
@obtuse lagoon
you do become pretty OP late game in Anomaly
im almost at the granter in shadow of chernobyl
good luck buddy
make sure to listen to what doc said 😉
rarara
val instead of AK
You had one job
bro, val is based
Not based on mrozna art

A steel monolith that was recently discovered in the American desert has now disappeared as mysteriously as it appeared. The monolith was first found earlier this month by rangers in the Utah desert during a wildlife survey. No one officially knows who created the object or what it was intended for, though theories have ranged from an art instal...

Почему ты покинул нас, монолит?




sidorvich just whips out an akm with a drum mag
SIDROVICH
@wild owl That the Darkscape?
It can be. It's 100% from some mod, but I abadoned playing them a lot of months ago.
Who the hell is sidrovich
The bald bloke in the bunker beneath the Rookie Village in Cordon.
What an imposter
darkscape from lost alpha, i recognize the HUD.
Zakhar Bocharov aka Zukorovich
Today I decided to play computer after working at the "factory", sat down.
Wife made me spicy, If I'm not wrong, "Роллтон" instant noodles.
Sat down, ate, then started to play contriks CS GO, then O.P. 2.1 and NLC.
On the pic below:
O.P-2.1: Walkthrough
O.P-2.1: Roundabout
Now that's me
duty free
dom free

guys we're have anime girls
opinion
fact
and how? 
as long as its nothing over the top and fits with estabilished lore i dont see much problem 

But anime stalker girls aren't a part of the lore 
some compromise have to be made comrade 
You're saying that without thinking much and then people hit you with this:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/593683333079236618/782350196432437311/unknown.png

i agree with ANIME not FURRY. furry is cancer comrade. anime can be wholesome
anime is only exist to be practice target
i agree with FURRY not ANIME. anime is cancer comrade. furry can be wholesome
Bruh
I'm an ecologist
I can study both of these anomalies and develop a cure for both 
i would say something here but i feel like it would be too much
Hold on
Why are ecologists called scientists here?
Because they are scientists?
They are
But the faction is called ecologists
¯_(ツ)_/¯
whats the difference really?
Furry x Stalker fits better. I agree too 
Hmmm that might be worse
better*
Might be*
Worse
Here you go...
tell me exactly how a think I like is worse than a thing you like?
Anyway, just stop with this stuff. Everyone only gets each other angry.
Oh yes no
Meztinos is angry 

I'm not getting angry if you like it go ahead whatever you want but I don't like it so don't say I'm making people angry when its all jokes man
Glad we didn't turn it into a war
Ok
🤝
Sadly 
Also freedom likes bloodsuckers and duty likes real women
Duty v freedom is a war ill have
кстати я видел оригинал на одном знакомом нами сайте) (ENG: by the way, I saw the original on one site we know)
А разве Meztinos не оригинал? 
это тоже орижинал



Hello


it's

Repost pls

28 STAB WOUNDS?!
agreed.
KARLIK NO
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU COULD BRING UPON US DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE WE'RE DOOMED
im actually drawing an anime version of vova vist
it will be a long war for the right to publish!
haha, death.
Why are you so hating furries?
is a jok
why we shouldnt

Oh god oh man
monolith is getting closer 🙏
Ohhh monolith protect us from the sins of the unbelivers ...
beautiful.



belongs in stalker memes
utah => romania => chernobyl npp

The Zone spreads
Weed
Zone irl when
weed lmao
Patience, my child
2021
god is saving that one for last. 
2024,5
Thats when the steel monolith explodes into tiberium
Its currently scanning earth by teleporting, finding a suitable place to start
C&C?
I knew it was Kane all along

забежал как-то Мессер в окно, а там...
Армяне в нарды играют 
нет, он там зелёного жука словил
Snorks
You're pretty good
Thanks
yes, the monolith is getting closer home.
Interesting
Inb4 actually ends up in Ukraine lmao
It ends up in reactor 4 lmao
basically what i mean :)
Wonder how many people he got with this one
Joke I assume
OH WOW,
three monoliths, and you can triangulate them???
Kek
You assume right 
Re the pillar - Someone mentioned the Pillars of Order from TES IV and now I can't unsee it. It makes perfect sense. The Greymarch is almost upon us! 😟
I was wondering why монолит stopped in Romania
Do you think it's hesitant to pass through Moldova for some reason
If it was... 
Hmm.. it better should move faster, gypsies might steal it 
oh no
ah sh@# here we go again
Made another thing
Пора!..
Ждать ещё!!
meme by democracy gang
Main plus of this big city is garbages and see what i got!
A box?
Not just a box, a collection edition of stalker shadow of chernobyl. My pride!
}WAUW{
I will love and lol, and brag it infront my friends, and clean any dust on it!
Wow, never thinked that-
i would want to be a stalker box
wtf antocha bruh
@alpine patrol
kek
pog
its funny becuase its impossible
thank you


Я в ру_сталкер.Больше зароботал чем в ру оффтопе
😏
Ждём блокировочку от модераторов)
mhmmm i would love to see this. Will it be in the new STALKER Game?
Помню историю про то, как свободовцы поймали кровососа и в клетку посадили. Кормили помидорами, но он их есть перестал, в итоге пристрелить пришлось
Не помню, где слышал, наверняка васянка какая-то

i have metal gear, here
25 Rays can't defeat one boy with stinger
Noice kek
монолит
Моршу рассказывает бандитский анекдот про кровососов:
Перетирают два кровососа. Один другому такой: «Ты, короче, как на сталкеров охотишься?». Тот ему: «Ну, короче, замечаю сталкера. Потом вокруг него такой большой круг делаю. Через пять минут – маленький. И тока ещё через пять минут нападаю». А первый так: «Тю, я чё-то не догнал, а в чём ваще п...
new updates on romanian and utah monolith
romanian: it is fan-made
utah: monolith was disassembled by people
this metro 2033 is pretty good ngl
stalker in moscow metro

yea lol
U got monolited 
i think i got stuck in the train ghost thingy
how am i supposed to get past the webs
AH THE LİGHTER
im dumb lmao
avgn quote?
A screenshot from '83 (cold war tactical fps in development). Looks familiar (on the right).
yes, the antenna complex
Oh dang, that looks lit


oh my god, it's happening
i doubt gsc has anything to do with this
but it would still be sick
that would be funny
stalker 2 rl release
Romanian is fan made
@heavy inlet when the romanian metal monolith is fan made
what stops you guys from hijacking it and putting one down in chernobyl
idk bout ya'll but this is more pressing
might be related to cyberpunk idk
Kek
The giants took it
Made another thingy
would be a shame if that monolith appear in reactor 4 and start shining blue
and create his own consciousness
Would be a shame if it happened january 16 2021
Would be a shame if it happened exactly at 19:20 that day
Is there anything significant about Jan. 16 or is it just a wild guess by you?
Would be a shame if there was a murder on june 25th
Or any day really
Would be a shame if the discord account gajunas#9448 turned inactive that day
this is not a threat
i am literally a random internet person who is mentally ill 🙂👍

Happens to the best of us
ahem, tf
i am literally a normal human being!!!
indeed it does mister....
u look kind of cute gajunas
Not sure how but thanks
when you need that spicy "attention" hit

Tsoy...
Tsoy zhiv
rly
Tsoy zhid
Sam ty zhid
ты когда проходишь ЧАЭС сотый раз
I found this in Facebook group 
thats good
in todays day of smbdalekr
gunslinger kills strelok
wolf becomes furry
sidorovich commits arson
😳





too much work went into metro last night
im just sitting in theater and listening to people
everyone has dialuage
and allso

Are you silly or smth?
YES, I AM !
@alpine patrol Cute pfp 
I know it is the same meme I made but i got a better image for it.
late to the party, the third already got Ripped down and replaced with Jesus by college students.
^
Indeed


GOOD

Monolith is a lie
Now for someone to destroy their cross and chant "glory to monolith" before replacing it with another monolith
The Zone hasn't spread to America yet
"yet" noice
Also, is it me or do these kids look like the christian equivalent of a soy boy?
Judging by the MAGA thing, I'd say they're Trump's fans
I hate catholics. They ain't even a true Christian sect.
I hate Monolith. They ain't even a true Christian sect.

@rustic ether Should have said you hate sin because they’re not a true monoloth sect
@lucid pilot Changed? 😏
Interesting. Why it's so popular among furries...
Lol I will not answer your questions in this server
I know 
What
One reason I can give is that it is very wholesome
And that's how the largest war possible began...
What are you both on about?
Nothing
@wild owl explain yourself
"wholesome"

POV : you are just a stalker and get Ataked by a dog
slava monolita
slava monolita
Слава Моноліту!
slava monolitu!


Superior Slavic game lroe
NOT TODAY, MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH
Monolithians are on the decline, gotta make sure they don't return
might aswell blow up the cernavoda romanian npp and establish dominance


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i love that they called it gay 
why are they racist
Vice news you know
oh yeah theyre white nvm

lucky guy
"racists" lmao
а чё с пропорциями оружия, как-будто Абакан стреляет 12х7
Так ты посмотри на них. Они сами будто из комиксов Марвел. 
и они уделали 10 Таносов
Не, в смысле носят трусы поверх одежды всей
понял, я чё то не обращал на это внимание 
Always knew that Duty works with Furries.
"it's quite simple, we use the mutants to destroy the mutants"
dank
@weak crest
how to train your furry

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 childhood fantasies edition


This is so cursed that even the Monolith will be terrified
Well as a monolith I don't now if I want to nuke it or just leave it to the stalker .... Maybe attach a nuke on is back and then leave it to the stalker, kill two birds with one rock
Maybe someone just asked the Wish Granter for a cheeki breeki waifu
And look how that turned out
Goes to wish granter
I want stalker gf
this
Hehehe
im taking that for research purposes
yes...

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i need the song in 2:08 i dont care if its some isis crap
@alpine patrol
i know that isnt bosnian artillery
i am listening to it rn
allso thanks docta you are greato daze
👌
Clear sky more like Clear Ice
Also isis is g-y and is full of r-tards
Palestine is good yes but isis no
steve ballmer when going to be ceo of microsoft

god that is an explosive nut. i bet it's because of all of that nut that has been building up during NNN.
freedom gaming

freedom gameing
This is basically artilerija bosanska
How many times can you say “nut” in a sentence
Jeez
That is an explosive nut, i bet the nut is because of all that nut that has been building up nut during no nut november
help us god
LGBT+, Animals, English
Interesting.
blm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wth is this
who is that guy
i regret searching this dude now
you can find him streaming on cop @weak crest
@weak crest STOP! Ausweiskontrolle!
