#🤨┃stalker_memes
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-ну, черт побери, сколько?
-очень много
-черт бы вас побрал, вы решили меня выбить из колеи, я вас спрашиваю, сколько?
-шестьдесят два, плюс тридцать четыре, ии...
-ладно, прикройте рот. нам нужно найти эту неприятную особь и, извините за высказывания, убить её, и похоронить где нибудь
-у вас с ним какие то личные конфликты?
-черт побери, идите вы к черту! я приказал избить его и спрятать его бездыханное тело в каком нибудь месте
Cursed_strelok.png

Звуки гриба




@edgy jacinth @vocal pilot It's remaken version of CoP ending for local users. Just like that picture with Sean.
big smile
мне нужны мемы
Stalker👍
You couldn't crop but you could make cutouts? 
can't make cutouts either, look at that lovely rostok wall
It's remaken version of CoP ending for local users. Just like that picture with Sean.
@wild owl (But what does it / they say)
@vocal pilot
Meztinos' stories about the people fate without strikes scared stalkers away from #561153889110589442 . The few who dared to venture into the chat confronted with inexplicable language and scary moderators, which added further dark strokes to an already gloomy picture of the unfriendly chat.
What about the others? What do they say? Share your secrets with us Mez! 😁
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weeb

#🤨┃stalker_memes message "Выкладывайте чаще аниме арты по Сталкеру"Что бы я на них женился

Здорово
маты не желательны
I object to voting petrivich
we got a good reason
@analog yoke As you see, it works 
k
weeb
@surreal canopy "Post more anime art on Stalker"That I would marry them
Это если что не я
Я нормальный сталкерюга


There's 2 petitions to get the poor guy banned & so he just posts even more anime. Not gonna lie, mad respect to @full coral. 👍

👏🏻 👏🏻
Cursed_Scar.png
beautiful
lol monolith

он съел монолит а ты даже его имени не знаешь
he has ate the monolith and you still dont know his name
@full coral Поскидывай сюда работы zone_draw, людям заходят, а у меня времени на это нет.
nobody:
stoopid monolith:
The purpose of this video is to walk you through the daily connection and prayer of the Phidian that helps us to maintain the flow of the blood of creation through us all day. The blood of creation comes from Guad the Almighty and Guad the Almighty comes from Aatiiejah, the so...
why did i get this in my reccomended
tf
@weak crest It's usually recommended based on your search history & what you've watched before...Soooo... 
I wouldn't worry, it's probably just some untargeted trash they throw in the mix to see how you react.
oh lol
Оружие убрал!
Коряво но сделал
@solar lagoon ||after you peak almost nothing you make is automatically no funny
||
sad
I’ll retreat into the ocean and just become a reddit scrubber, stealing every meme
wait that has a naughty word
here we go 
100% original content
sloppy ...But he did it himself
"Chiki or Breeki"
A nuuuuu, cheeki breeki iv damke


https://tenor.com/view/bandit-stalker-shoot-bang-gif-17282471
GIF for important negotiations

Амонг ас с Леонидом Каневским. Кто же предатель?
Хочу сказать отдельное спасибо каналу суфле суфлера за идею.
Идея от: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuTMniiUCbVCvcBIDtwPiIw

Anomaly
poop fountain
flammable poop anomaly

Sewage fountain


Anomaly
@graceful fox Do you know what's the song?
Sadly not
Shy bandit
Sadly not
@graceful fox Found it, Rjd2 - Ghostwriter
Nice
Bloodsucker lair
спасиба

@lean imp Играл в новый The Last of Us 2? 


@lean imp Играл в новый The Last of Us 2?
@wild owl конечно
face
???
Нет
как же хочется чтобы мезинтос сделал арт в стиле тлоу2
Кажется я что то курил


cheburashka


bandit E N L A R G E D
Oh no
Nice
@solar lagoon made an alt or reposted already?
Yes, yes he did
The meme wasnt even done cooling out of the oven lol
It's Reddit, what do you expect 
Cool dudes and cold blooded comrades 
Thanks for the kolbasa kind stranger

Not really a meme, but I found a funny comment in the Anomaly code for when you're discovered while wearing a disguise.
Does it work tho
duty best
Should've expected it and made at least 4 more in advance 

@maiden torrent водка ни в одной части сталкера мне не пригождалась
@lean imp скажи тем кто проходит народную солянку
как бы в НС с помощью водки можно от военных плюшки получить, сама радиация там проблем не вызывает.
я её выкидывал
@lean imp ты... что?
😳
Как ты с Радара сбежал?
рябым в итоге сталъ
ты нарушил священное правило: вместо того чтобы хранить водку - ТЫ ЕЁ ВЫКИДЫВАЛ!
ну те 40-50 бутылок на тд я выпил на месте...👉 👈
нафига?
ты мог в ЧНе бандиту с погонялом "Пузырь" водкой поить за апгрейд/ремонт , в ЗП ты мог Кардана напоить ради апгрейда/скидки.
это тоже самое если сожрать 50кг платины (хотя после такого перекуса можно склеить ласты)
да и черт с ним
How is this stalker
Probs should be in #561154112683507712 instead
This should have never been posted in the first place

Мне водка в любой ситуации нужна
Даже чтобы заволить кого
Пипец
,ты не святой
what
Found the LoB fan
ну уж прости
с 20 ноября
Коротко о маме и бабушке в ват сап:
ты игры слов не понимаешь...
Ну воще чуть логично,седне у меня день рождения
с днем рождения волчара! желаю тебе водки, еды, и торт огромный. да. и еще всего самого хорошего, здоровья там, благополучия
Спасибо
на
respect
run
@wild owl what is that
Who knows...
If it was me 😏

Идет, значится, молодой сталкер по зоне. Тут бац! РОЩИЦА, и не маленькая, а на карте ее нету. Ну зеленый туда-сюда. Как быть: и соваться стремно, и как лучше обходить неизвестно…
Тут глянь — мужик какой то неподалеку маячит. И ни на долговца, ни на наемника не похож. Обрадовался, значит, молодой и к нему, так мол и так:
— А не подскажете, как ...

Пушку спрячь
Сталкер
Stalker
S.t.a.l.k.e.r
gachi
gachimuchi
волына
пушка
убери
фразы
геройская академия
Get in
what is that thing?
Less you know, the better you sleep
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
my eyes
Is it a flashbang?
this is seizure inducing but nice job making all the frames

"not again..."
@alpine patrol remove strelok*
Great job bois we wiped them out
And you Staker come here and let's have a little chat. 





Hell yeah
Where you got this meme, brother?
Don't you see the watermark? It's Могильник - BK group, you know.
Отец учил сына гасить шелупонь
Интересно. Это 7.62x39 или .366 ТКМ
Вижу "Вепрь", но какой - непонятно...
136, наверное
One message removed from a suspended account.
@full coral "How to become a Pirate" 😆 🏴☠️
Vin diesel should feel honoured
By Zopporillo
Fun fact. It's realization of one of the stalker anecdotes

@carmine fox
@wild owl wait did you draw that yourself?
Are you serious...
...yes?
....
Кардан же перестал бухать. (или нет)
В обоих концовках он перестал.
автор арта ломает канон
Can I habbe a brack pussi prease
Не знаешь, где такое платьице прикупить? 
Нi. Можеш в найближчому магазині жіночого одягу подивитися. 
Та меня ж не поймут... Сам знаешь нашу страну, у нас и на фурри плохо реагируют 
Ти з Украiни, о чому ти взлагалi? 
У вас президент - анiме


я бы скинул сюда один видос, но у меня нету дискорда нитро
@lean imp Сколько весит?
Так на сервере лимит 100, вроде 🤔
нитро эниввей нужен вроде
Сжалось до 27мб еще
da
Так что всё 👌
а максимум в лс 8мб
ЛС это ЛС, а буст сервера это вещь.
крутая вещь

@wild owl меня кстати тоже забанили на DoC лол
хотя знали меня там как почётного гостя уже года два-три
"Howdy-ho, u vas kolbasa?"
(Smoked sausage is really really nice!) 😁
Indeed :D
its been a wish of mine to try the good old doktorskaya kielbasa from 1930s russia
А за что, кстати?
Меня-то понятно 😏

Я шуточно кинул cbt Вики
Но не знал что там внутри страницы penis

Нормальные модеры бы просто варн дали как ветерану на сервере, но видимо на меня давно зуб точили
Хотя чего уж там, меня на одном сервере пермач дали за мем про трапов c подписью. "It's unmistakably a right-wing group"
Да не сказать, что ты часто что-либо там писал.
Арты постил, в основном.
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Бенис это плохое слово?
А вот тут у нас русские модеры есть.
Другое
Три буквы
Бот не сработал, потому что не на Русском писал
Совет, чем реже ты заходишь в #561153889110589442, тем меньше страйков у тебя будет
Я редачил
Вы печальные люди
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Ещё мой совет, Zop. Чем меньше контактируешь с ними - тем лучше для тебя. 
Да.

Лол
6 правило :Запрещено любое проявление нацизма, коммунизма, расизма, сексизма, гомофобии, антисемитизма, в том числе запрещены аватары и статусы, нарушающие это правило.
Ну что пацаны комунизм?
Banned too, politics in general are...
Сталкер Зов Пятёрочки
а сахаров?
Секретные способы спрятать товар

нет
pew.

Странно, что он на другого долговца не засматривается 

A saga
Yes, for sure
How is this stalker meme?
How are those stalker memes?
because I’m lazy and eyeballed it on mobile
A-ha.
doesn't matter he still looks mentally bad
vodka
Ahem.
I haven't been posting my things since... 10th November?
@analog yoke @weak crest @tacit ginkgo @median roost @night barn @muted marten @full coral @subtle crow @weak crest @faint portal @empty scarab @deft kettle @hazy stag @weak crest @tame ermine@weak crest @weak crest @lucid pilot @loud vale @haughty ingot @orchid scaffold
Русская версия 
@wild owl Hiroscho! :3
Ok
wtf

Why was I pinged for that image above
Yo Mez
god is dead
Yes?
Mez needs help
The frick did I just see
You can’t see
Mutant

Furrystalkers good
Helltaker stuff
Helltaker isn't as bad. It's acceptable.
But furries mixed with stalker? That is not acceptable
Y’all need jesus
Yes
Furry Stalkers Powah 💪
Lol
helltaker mixed with stalker
At least make some helltaker mixed with stalker instead, god damn it 

@wild owl Mez..
qeustion...
Angry German Noises
What.. and Why?!
Without any messages
MEZ
STOP!
Do you want to get the out

ok
Even for me (a furry) Its Too Much MEZ!!!!
I don't have any furry pic anyway
That furry better be a guy
Thank god 
Lmao. I'm saving this one.
👍
Am a Guy
Мез, хахах, что это?)
that'd be even worse
Меня напрягло только "спрятал"
gay
No it would be better
@lucid pilot ????
U have Puro in Ur Pfp ._.
Yes
is a furry
hates furries
theoretically has extremely low self esteem
god these weirdos
Welp, back to the Zone.
@wild owl quick post furry stalker
Furries of the world unite for Femboy Nimble 💪
No
MEZ NO!
PLS NO!
ok
Thamks
still posts it
Bumt maybe a limmtle bimt...

Now GET INTO THE ##RNY BOX @wild owl
I’ve had enough cute femboys for today
##ny jail for you
Mez pls get the out
Hmmmm
no
Pls No femboy cat Tyvm
I'll start to post them after making another one picture of...
NO!!!! NO DONT!!!!
crusade them all
This calls for a repost
yes
Can you stop
I may post my old work here too
S.t.a.l.k.e.r. do be like that
Seriously i dont give a crit if you are a furry or not
YES STALKER MEMES LET THEM COME
Dis is a German Guy...
btw LMAO
@carmine fox Ну що, як тобi?
wtf
○w○
no


I hate it when people have to make the fact that they are a furry known every 5 seconds
im high on ketamine again
Bc special funny funy artwork fursuit haahaaahahahah
nah m8
I want some
Yes. I wear fursuit everyday and I'm a furry.
No not u mez
wot
We all know you wear skirts and thigh highs all day
Mez at school b like
what
Jiggle physics
This
stick physics
Perverted monsters
is Not Very cheeki breeki you know?
indeed
Felix
pewdiepie
Ik a guy who is obsessed with felix argyle
Extra large head for extra headshot chance.
I hope there is a noose above that image
Finna send these to him
repost time
demon
I know some Cereal guy 
grenade
I know some mongoloid clampongus who likes to tell everyone about his personal problems and mental issues
@wild owl I think you traumattize the others here...
Pls
Nah. Not really
it already has
They like it
No
I am used to it
Effort is nice but art is bad
You see? They like it a lot
no
I hate it
not again
this wants me to join duty tho
“This isn’t what I signed up for when I joined duty sarge”
finally it stoped
Are you f serious
Nah. I'm looking for Astolfo in Duty uniform pic
oh no
Продолжай
did mez scare you again?
Me?
nah, all of you
No
I said him to continue
hehe
Твою мать! Что это за чудовища? Убейте их! Из всех мутантов и мерзостей в Зоне, они должны умереть для большинства.
why
Yes





the sentient snork foot
Damn, that's funnier than the meme itself!
in other words:
funny
did laugh

Что ты с долговцем сделал есть в хорошем качестве
So it begins again 
what the
nice
fight, fight, fight, 
Watching weebs going against furries
^ watching any fool going against other fools
[A] against [B]
It's a good thing Nimble told us he didn't hide it "there"


Actually (AB) against (BA), If you know what I mean 
Yeah, pretty much the same thing
mmm myes, fight for my entertainment, monkeys.

He used the flash drive for anal stimulation obviously


@lucid pilot @deft kettle
Want to be pinged the next time I post a furry? 

Bruh nice
@wild owl hey
hey
Furry
furry
You are a furry
Nope
Yes
I'm above these two
Nah, you're just in between
You haven't commited to any, unlike me
The degeneracy of weebs, furries and bronies
All in a body of a polish retard
your profile status is something
something that i could never describe
Special?

Cursed
Don't let me rule the world for your own sake mate
that's what they all say
but eventually you gonna have to
the ability to be unphased by anything and see the good sides in everything is a legendary feat
not to mention the furry and weeb community revolves heavily around art, which inspires creativity in people
Would
But doesn't. 

Or maybe we should rule the world for them? 
Damn it Crimson, you made coffee come out my [expletive] nose with that one!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Horny
Mad horny
a dream 
YEAHH LET'S GOOOOO
Question of the day:
Sid is killable, wyd? 
do the glitch with the teleporter and granade in the CNPP

@wild owl, прекрасно
Оу моя пикча
@mild warren hey, might want to go take a peek at the new rules. The symbols in that image weren't exactly the best 
god



ah, an angel?
You want me to show you how an angel acctually looks like?

Yes

Hope it wont spook anyone
It looks like glitched owl

taste
About to get hit by emmision
not even mAd
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in next 14 day s2 will be released? 
Nah man, Cyberpunk isn't going to be released this year, it'll be on 2077,




stalker 2 is not on xray
Stalker 2 mutant leak
джонафан
@analog yoke @tacit ginkgo @median roost @full coral @subtle crow @weak crest @faint portal @empty scarab @hazy stag @tame ermine@weak crest @loud vale @haughty ingot @orchid scaffold
"Эх, бабу бы! Приголубил бы любую! Лишь бы все нужное на месте было..."
No
Oh no
bruh
Why me
🏳️🌈 😍
мммм
@sleek flame
Why do you ping me
nice
а пахне яяяяяяк
😍
@wild owl

He thinks you care or would give an entertaining reaction 
PING
Oh my goodness
He asked for more - I've posted 
havent found anything to beat my pfp yet
A baseball bat?
uwu
Who asked for more
Apparently you did
Me?
mar*

He was in my list, so I pinged him 
Jis 
Bold of you to assume that I'm a guy

another wonderful piece 
Ну хоть кто-то играет в ТЧ сетевую?
go commit the big decease

are you trying to make me gay stop doing it it might work
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Стримы на твиче: https://www.twitch.tv/botxwolf
музыка в конце: Breakdowns at Tiffany's - From Days to Years

Модники.
Помните Митяя из ЗП? Это история про него
@wild owl
Yeah. Radiation does things...

Fox after deep raid
what a weird mutant
I wonder how many rubles sakharov will pay me for its organs
snork evolution
The true reason why GSC cut the cats out
mutant
I got more of this stuff
Cursed
why the hell did GSC have to cut izloms from the game? they should've stayed in the game
Well. Izlom (also known as Fracture) wasn't unique monster. Yes, he can grab and beat you, but he was like a zombie, which was cut too because they were pretty much useless.
still the izlom is a good mutant and should be in the base game
Maybe. Adding Burers and Chimeras could be a good idea in ShoC, but they were unfinished during that time and GSC added them only in CoP
They had a lot of ambitions, but realization is always different from what was expected.
it would've been fun to see karliks running around in cordon
me when the
what are they saying

the doghouse is awesome
@loud vale Are you still drunk and need the cutest t-p? 
i will contact you when i will need one but good work with the other ones
toxic leaf blower intensifies




oh monolith, you returned. we waited you to come to us, your children, help us monolith. newcomers dont join monolith and comply because there is no controller support. newbies keep joining freedoms. let them know that you are the only what can save them and us. thank you monolith 
no more shopkeeper
Found this on a ad , don’t know wtf clear sky is doing here
same
true

And makes it rain forever
Контент по Сталкеру 2020
А в чому прикол?
Мемы 2010
Ошибка в слове "Меченый"
Боже...




VRAG MONOLITA
my little Monolith
"Посмотрите сколько научного материала! Как вы думайте, сколько я получу за это?"

There's no meme, i just like how this froge looks
(credit to juan for froge)
Sidorovich froge
yes






