#🤨┃stalker_memes
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жиза
О, Ыталкея

Так это ж Воронин.
Так это ж Воронин.
@carmine fox ENGLISH
@carmine fox ENGLISH
@steel ivy, no, meme is in russian
@steel ivy, no, meme is in russian
@carmine fox IM ENGLISH

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Ты как из подземного перехода сбежал, уважаемый?
POV: You are a Freedomer and you just fed your pet rabbit some weed
#relateable
Freedom more like not blu rock
monki flip
half flip
i cant delete a message i typed by mistake bruh
Yo yo yo its your friendly neighborhood meme guy back with a lame and unfunny meme
Need more brat 1 and 2 memes





Uh...... Ok
@solar lagoon
Well...That's terrifying.
Yeah
they have too many burners
In there forest's?

POV: You are a Freedomer and you just fed your pet rabbit some weed
@graceful fox You went to the Lithuanian part of the internet just to get the video?
Yes

Man I've been trying to find that video for months thank you
a r t e f a c t 
Słowa: Dymek, McHaha
Muzyka: McHaha
Montaż: Dymek
Wszelkie prawa zastrzeżone
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I've got it translated already, the warn was totally worth it
what was it lmao
ahh ok
When I just bought new helmet in Sidorovich
You are welcome
everybody knows that sid keeps his stuff in his fat rolls

Lmao
Yummy fat roll bread
jm k,

pp
What kind of controllers have you been running into
could someone translate please
@hasty pelican other words, it's mean "so stop fu**** drinking"
Marked one: agrees to the Skull's mission to capture Freedom base
also the Marked one watches as the Freedoms go to clear the village:
For the loot
I warn freedom, take out duty, then take out freedom
And sell the loot to Barkeep

- I completed the quest.
(Money received: 100)- Well done! Good gun, huh? I'll use it carefully. Here, get your money for your hard work.
Zonedestroying stupid dutyboar
Clever thoughts often haunt Gunslinger
But he's Marked one
I do not know if my memes are good, but I made them, and I guess I should be thankful for that
Probably not the first to make this joke
Cringe
I know
but at least I make them
Thats more than can be said of most people who post here
Kotlet
yes


Wow
He can not recover
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
could be both ways
How Is this a stalker meme?
@stable mirage how is duty a faction?
No I'm just gay
gattem
What
NOOOOOO
Man stalker modding was cool back then.
now that I think about it
most cop mods are just that
((olr is indeed a hq mod, id say even the best))
Slyth is typing
Man stalker modding was cool back then.
@cinder urchin stalker modding is at its peak these days, if you can ignore all the CoC forks
also @weak crest those aren't stalker memes, post them in #561154112683507712 next time

trabant noise!!!!
Me when Chimera just comes out of nowhere, and jumps right into my face
*Free-hugs-Chimera intensifies* 🤣
This is my bro. This is his party. He's the guest of honor. Today is his bithday. I'll never forget this day - day when he came to Swamps and fought 30 blues.
FMJ reference

Seems that it's screenshot from the Anomaly 🤔
Anomaly isn't that light, it has a permanent filter over it
looks like DA
@wild owl Цельнометаллический лайк)
https://discordapp.com/channels/504587323577729024/524246444560089099/737615039267209247 i can't stop watching this
damn right
hell yeah
Welcome to Sidorovich's Bunker, what do you need?
i need actually good prices
Sidorovich can i have bread that costs 125 rubles
wait i can't wait why do i want bread
you mean "bread"
199 rubles take it or leave it
Come back to my Rookie Village
You cannot stop me
i will go in the portal anomaly with a live grenade drop it in your shop and come back steal all your stuff and sell to another trader
both of you are cringe
this feels like Roblox RP CRINGE
explosion
this just doesn't work
that's what your wife said 3 years after marriage
good thing only a few members actually smoke weed, the other 90% sticks to cigs 
wew
been such a sleeper on joining this discord, these memes are fire
you should join dooty while you're at it 
Kek.
You know, I noticed that there's a wide variety of sirens used to warn for emissions in the game. I wanna see if I can find the file specifically for this siren in the meme here, but I'm not entirely sure where to look. Out of all the sirens, this one just sticks out the most to me as my favorite. I think it's from CoP.
i was playing CoP a little bit ago
and I walk over to skadovsk
and theres 10+ guys just standing outside the door, not in the way, in almost a ritualistic stature
i forgot to get a photo sadly 
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Как тебе такое Илон Маск
"Agreed with friends to meet at 9-00"
"Me at 8-45"
граната
My gf: can you come over?
me: not now i have kill sterlok mission in stalker soc
my gf: my parents arent home.
me: CAN YOU NOT Fkn READ?
yesterday I played stalker from 12am to 2am and I'm proud of my fully ugraded SEVA suit
brother
glad to see an intelligent person around here
no it doesn't
bruh imagine
getting one hit killed by a controller because you have an exo
in Anomaly
I 1-2 shot the controller with a guass rifle hs
imagine playing boring freeplay mods
like anomaly or coc, da, etc
play soup mods or actual story mods
what's soup
not those copy paste cop mods about a merc, with stcop, atmosfear, etc.
@hasty pelican look at mods like Narodnaya solyanka (boring mod btw), the funniest abomination I've ever seen AKA STALKERSOUP, CP/OP 2.1
those are soup mods
what do they add/change
no atmosphere, very long, but very fun
oh, no atmosphere.... CoC?
Anything is better than freeplays lol 
ehh I've enjoyed Anomaly for a while
until I've noticed my exo is useless against controllers
listen buddy
what if I told you
that you had to fight mutants in melee
and you liked it?
that is if you play op 2.1
The fact that I like the most about op 2.1 is that the rewards don't
suck
No.
jk soup is nice
modded soup is better 
giv me modded soup
Borscht is pretty nice 
No.
Hello, and welcome to my Bunker.
Actual ukranian borscht is good
or if you feel a bit more book-y
borZSHT
who will get that reference? 
kiril and red talking after they return from the first visit, before Kiril takes his shower @weak crest
the full empty
well yeah, poor bastard
sorry vulture gets to lose his legs yet live
gonna go back to that book soon hammered it before i went last year
anyone remember the medic in stalker cop that locked himself in the fridge
went to the ukraine sorry*
anyone remember the medic in stalker cop that locked himself in the fridge
@loud vale nothing jumps to mind?
btw imagine getting sucked off by a blood sucker imagine the amount of men milk
btw imagine getting sucked off by a blood sucker imagine the amount of men milk
@loud vale ill leave that to you
i imagine the moist tentacles wrapped around your pp would feel pretty good

anyone remember the medic in stalker cop that locked himself in the fridge
@loud vale Yeah
Under the thing that was jamming Military's radio signals
Same
@weak crest
Вобла
Хммм, а хіба вобла не на янові?
Нi. Вiн тiльки на Скадовську та земснаряді є
Це вiн
Да то вже не обман, а гопстоп
Це теж
я сразу в тех кто в заре кидаю "лимонку", а последнего с ПМа
Я с окна по тому кто спрятался у стены кидаю
Я тоже могу использовать гугл переводчик
)))))
how horrifying
yup
When you accidentally wake up the whole lair of bloodsuckers
I annihilate them the moment gluhar gets out of the lair 
@weak crest The last one was good... 😏
yeah :D
A real bandit doesn't use bolts
Wasn't there a bug that allowed bandits to use detectors?
freedumb hah
goteem

freedom of speech
monoloth rock enjoyers
imagine simping for a rock all your life and then its a monkeys paw wish granter
rock's been dead since 2012
who's tuna
@weak crest Це Тріска (Сорока), на Янові
@cobalt meteor а, той пацюк? Я його сороці здаю, нагорода хороша і досягнення до того ж
@zenith vault hallo man hehehehe
❤️
Neither of those are STALKER memes
Yes Chernobyl is in Ukraine 
"Roadside Picnic" book of Strugatsky brothers will become an anime
Doesn't that just bring a smile to your face
We must nuke them again to stop this heresy
exactly
they are mutants, and we'll have to fight those waves of weebs like mutant waves
get flamethrowers, anomalous grenades and a lot of shotgun shells
We will have a crap ton of anime posts
No more based stalker posts

Where is vova vist when we need him?
Lying dead in the closest bushes.

Вот и помер Вова Вист
На перилах он повис
Растреляли его в лоб
и не спас его окоп
Он о----нный был солдат, в ---у целовал его комбат
Oh no

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Imagine being friendzoned by ecologist girl hallucination 

So I just bought a wallpaper engine 
https://gyazo.com/0de636bbfb81b73772b7451325955386
I apologize for Profanity
I didn't
God
STALKERS, we need to put aside our beliefs and fight the real enemy: STALKER waifus!
Agree
Epic history moment right there ☝️
Remember this and tell your grandchildren about it

What about STALKER furries?
that'll be next on my to do list
Brothers, we are facing a greater enemy than the Monolith themselfs! Prepare, we will have a long fight, but... we will win!
Dutyers, Freedomers, Loners, bandits, renegades, soldiers, and anyone else must unite to face this new enemy!
Who's with me?!
@graceful fox 
thanks Sidor, you're a good man
thank you sid!
And bandages
but how much are actual boolets?
Дети кидали камнями в окно, хозяин квартиры кинул им аптечку 👌


I wouldn't mind if it didn't ruin my childhood
I also think a lot childhoods will be ruined if stalker gets popular all over the world
@rustic ether I have a request, make an edit with our coalition
Tomorrow, I spent more time on these 2 memes than I should have, still have to do my school work
Y'all play on noob difficulties I play on BACK
Thanks

@weak crest screw it, they are also free!
really?! 
on it
Just like the AI did by shooting a corpse that they just searched like 30 minutes ago
Don't do that
i saw an AI that instead of picking up his injured friend he looted him
and I came to him heal him then they just go away like nothing happened
I saw one stalker
In rookie village
The village was attacked by military but survived
And he ended up shooting one corpse of a soldier for like
15 minutes straight
btw I made my friend buy stalker stonks for the creators
Emptying then reloading his magazine
bruh
Controller is pranking other STALKERs!? 😳
hmm now i kinda have an idea of what stalker content i should do when i just scrolled up



Scanar and Colonel Petrovich are my favorite stalkers in this channel, haha.
A Freedomer and a Dutyer, they literally united all warring factions 👏
Bless you two 



i just keep my health 

weed sometimes ofc...
@winged shoal no swearing, rule 3
oh i had no idea my bad
Где русские, и где мемы?
В отпуске
Помянем
Где русские, и где мемы?
Какие мемы, у нас тут объединение группировок
Scanar and Colonel Petrovich are my favorite stalkers in this channel, haha.
A Freedomer and a Dutyer, they literally united all warring factions 👏
Bless you two
@unreal temple cheers brat!![]()
🤝 
wait, that’s illegal
Pseudogiant Kirby
- Stalker is a soulless game, there's absolutely no drama or melancholy in it's developement or plot
- Do Stalker fans have feelings?
Stalker fans:
wait can someone explain this to me im too dumb
I don't who that guy is
Виктор Марчевский - GSC concept art artist, died in the 2005.
Damn...
hey @graceful fox, we will get free exo suits too?
No, but discounted instead
how much?




monolit free stuff

Bandits have free equipment.Steal from others,you do not need to pay.
still takes effort and risk your life for it
true
I shoot every bandit I see stealing their stuff
Everyone has a permission to enter Rookie Village
we gotta prepare for the STALKER Waifu war
and as the unnofficial leader of Duty, I will grant acces in our Rostok base to train and get equipment for the war!
acces to everyone!
including freedom?
can Vasya the bloodsucker come too?
waifu war? vasya? wtf
wtf
including freedom?
@sage zealot yes, including them
we are all brothers in this conflict
ew
I will take her g36
won't give it back
shoot her on the upper legs then blow the head with the shotgun
if that's not realistic then explode her brains
not head

I don't really know
Zone can't be destroyed
which makes duty worse version of the military
monolith is the only good faction
wrong

All of us are special in our own rights
but we all know
Clear sky will never be the same
Rip
We need military role
: can we be added into #👥┃faction-choice?
: 

indeed
Degtyaryov group: open gateway to the overpass
Monolith fighter who sitting there from 2010:
У GSC спроси
а вообще вход с другой стороны открыт
а монолит довольно старая группировка
ранее они были мирные по лору
Я знаю
@spring cipher atagonists
Дата выпуска: 2 октября 2009 г.@flint sluice
Дата выпуска: 2 октября 2009 г.@flint sluice
@tacit ginkgo действие игры происходит в 2012
Спустя 6 лет после второго взрыва во вселенной игры
всё допёр
@flint sluice ah yes, supersus
Excellent

Also.
Yes, Freedom and Vasya the bloodsucker can come too

aw dude, I was kinda sad on that side quest
it was super interesting to see though
What in the low quality russian mods is that?
Playground, son
"stalker ballads and campfire songs: mod edition. Big dicc steve cucks all of zaton, suck it jupiter you're next"
(Not enough time to make a marty robbins meme image. Ps: autocorrect sucks)
Why am i not surprised?




Сталкерская часть Ютуба 2020
ЗанЗакс это крынж, правда
она такая уже тринадцать лет почти
Двухголовый зомби
😎
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742717711523512331/749599845559304282/Furryhornyporn.mp4
@graceful fox this man deserves a lifetime supply of tourist delight
That was some fancy shooting. Pretty good
Tourist Delight supply coming in
I already delivered them 
You monster
thanks m8
M8 ngl that is kanda cringe
says googoobarman
Fallout is trash stalker and metro gang

or maybe like fallout new vegas and fallout 3 are SLIGHTLY playable
but stalker
stalker is for enjoying
fallout 2 was incredible
Correct.
and for such words...
new vegas worth playing, 3 was bad
Sad
I mean like sadly I played 3 first maybe the nostalgic feeling makes me like it
fallout 2 is the best one
I did not enjoy that
Fallout 4 at least wasn't trying to be "fallout wannabe" unlike fallout 3
I won't even say what abomination fallout 76 was
Fallout 4 at least wasn't trying to be "fallout wannabe" unlike fallout 3
This is a meme, right?
Seen the channel we are in
oh crap
No, 3 was rly bad. Vegas was much better tho
Ah yes
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cus vegas actually played like fallout game, 3 was an experiment
Cya later
Cus vegas actually played like fallout game, 3 was an experiment
Vice Versa
Ah yes, new vegas.
When fallout games were still fun to play and todd howard wasn't trying to pickpocket you the entire time
Yes? as you may call fallout 3 was a template and vegas was a finished product.
Again, vice versa
how vise versa could be when vegas came after fallout 3?
I wonder how that furry meme didn't get pinned
NV is basically an officially released mod of F3
I wonder how that furry meme didn't get pinned
For obvious reasons
the reactions tho bruh
Yup
NV is basically an officially released mod of F3
that's true, FNV was built upon F3
some furries should be on the deepest lowest bottom floor of hell but most of them are actually cool people
those some
belong to reddit
fallout new vegas was rushed in 4 months quick fact
it was a bit more than a year, like 14-16 months or so, very quick
8 months maybe
According to Google, 18 months
time mr freeman
A LOT of the game was cut, due to scarce time and console limitations. It is still considered one of the best RPGs ever, if only they'd have had more time
Well, How does that denies that fallout 3 basically was used as a template for NV?
I wonder how the game would've looked like if they got all the time to finish it
F3 template of NV? lol
I started a long arse discussions with just 10 words lmao

I wonder how the game would've looked like if they got all the time to finish it
get JSawyer's mod
True
Anyway, lets press F for those people who got less than 5 agility points in fallout 2
f
g
Still, do you think that's 100% accurate to the game they wanted to create?
of course not
Yeah
there are things that are impossible to recreate, and a lot is desdocs
Still, I'm definitely going to try it out
btw why there wasn't any stalkers in the last couple of years I'm out of this thing forgot to look it up
because GSC closed
oof
last couple years being 11 
why tho
because Sergiy wanted to, i think
bruh
he realised later it was a bad decision and re-opened
Isn't cus many employers quit the studio?
Oh bruh, I totally forgot
X
L
library share 

bruh re opening after 10 year's or what
Because you said “later” like three times, then both of us said heck STOC and went afk almost everywhere
BRUH
True
Can do it tmrw if you want
I just killed 15 bandit with a single full auto
btw dudes. In S2 desdocs Strider was Charon 
gg
Slyth also sent me a friend request
btw dudes. In S2 desdocs Strider was Charon
"nooooo how come u r still alive???!?!?"
"haha counterpart epic"
I wanted to send Slyth one but I never figured out what his Steam was
i used my real name there so kek

I have a sudden urge for blood every time I see bandits trying to kill stalkers
pogger
Guess it got improved
Glory to Duty 




Ай я
словив
Nu...
На жри 
Кусай кулю!
Ням-ням-ням. Чавк-чавк... (Звуком білдовського кровососа)
Stop it brothers!
We need to fight STALKER waifus!!



Mono gang 
po russki govori
I think the one Blank posted is an updated version of it
Also, swearing isn't allowed on the server
ne nuzhna mne tvoya inostranshina

ne nuzhna mne tvoya inostranshina
Tak, dva debila, zatknulis' i ushli v offtop/stalker_2, tozhe mne.
Mozhno podumat, uzhe i poshutit nelzya )
U nas tut kanal s memami, a ne s shutkami za trista. Ladno. 

duty succ
Yes.
Yeah im a simp:
s – Streloks
I – Ionizing radiation
m – main
p - problem
Вручить золотую медаль художнику, который это нарисовал, серьёзно)
Кожа очень чистая
Вампир 
ну тебя!
это ловушка! (но мне всё равно если оно даёт)
Эх, компьтер бы которой тянул С2 , хоть на минималках, главное чтоб поиграть можно было

Эх, компьтер бы которой тянул С2 , хоть на минималках, главное чтоб поиграть можно было
@stiff condor покупай Икс Коробка
I wish I could speak Russian
I wish I could speak Russian
@loud vale I wish I could speak English

i wish i could speak korubu so i can find whats in terra indigena uru eu uaw uaw
I wish i could

Кожа очень чистая
@vivid grove она просто лицо хозяйственным мылом моет
;)
Эх, компьтер бы которой тянул С2 , хоть на минималках, главное чтоб поиграть можно было
@stiff condor, 27 000 за ХСС, и Геймпасс 1000/Месяц, как тебе предложение?)
@stiff condor, 27 000 за ХСС, и Геймпасс 1000/Месяц, как тебе предложение?)
@carmine fox я прост хотел сделать переделку фразы бандитов

Did this video to pass time while my phone was charging
That just gave me deja vu
I swear I've seen that exact message sequence at least once before
Or at least Slyth saying
"Try these ones"

That was my background for a while
I have multiple of them cycle through, but that one pops up the most
duality of the stalker fanbase 

Freedumb vs Dooty
freedom vs a random group of people cosplaying as the military literally serving no purpose in the zone expect for annoying everyone
literal junkies vs people that want to protect their families and homes
Duty would kill everyone if they tried destroying the zone
literal junkies vs people that want to protect their families and homes
@weak crest
says the muted guy

Eto horošo
What
I simp for degtyarev
fricking cringe 🖕
Yeah I know
what the
what the
what the
time paradox!
oh i'm stealing that last one
Wait... They have one arm.. The gman uniped?

One message removed from a suspended account.

Rip
and tear
@lucid jolt ОП 2.1?
based
Hobo phase Strelok irl on the right
Yeah lol
всё ясно в Сталкере 2 Стрелок - спился
I did
Chad
I mean, i am a merc
He was praying to The Monolith. He wasn't ready for the challenges and thus, had to give his soul in service to The Monolith 
bad meme, 1154 doesn't have the eliminator
It does iirc
nope, you probably played with a community patch or something
Maybe just a different build
I like anomaly but I guess I am not crazy over it. I should be an anomaly enjoyer
@rocky lily Shh. Profanity isn't allowed.
But. Yeah. It is
Hip is the only female in the Zone
Hip is the only female in the Zone
@wild owl That we know of...
Anomaly? You mean the big whirring thing outside my window I use for corpse disposal? 😆

the world when some austrian does funny things in germany
Б баян
Ждём новою картинку! 
***!Attention STALKERS! ***
There have been reports of a new strange mutant inhabiting the zone!
The mutant in question attacked a duty outpost and only one of our men managed to survive and tell the terrifying tails of this giant mutant.
Bandits have been known to tame these wild mutants with Cossacks vodka and have been robbing stalkers more efficiently now.
Please save up your vodka and stay far away from these dangerous mutants we duty will destroy this threat!
!Внимание СТАЛКЕРЫ!
Были сообщения о новом странном мутанте, населяющем зону!
Рассматриваемый мутант напал на дежурный форпост, и только одному из наших людей удалось выжить и рассказать ужасающие хвосты этого гигантского мутанта.
Известно, что бандиты приручили этих диких мутантов водкой «Казаки» и теперь стали более эффективно грабить сталкеров.
Накопите водку и держитесь подальше от этих опасных мутантов, мы обязаны уничтожить эту угрозу!
||sorry for my bad russian||
Oh look, it’s vadim
Lol Vova









