#🤨┃stalker_memes
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в-четвёртых, коллектор всегда прав, даже когда он неправ
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#stalker #сталкер

Praise the monolith

Осуждаю
За хохлятский мем варн
Порешаем 
Такое не адабряю
Такие мемасы тут удалять должны кста
@sage dirge Гачи, это легенда
Это как смысл жизни
Считай Военное Преступление.
Та не этот
А
Предыдущий
Да уже понял

Просто без пинга не понятно кому адресовано
@drifting tree кто ж не любит мемы про гетеросексуальных натуралов
Надеюсь страйк не получу
Та норм всё
@drifting tree кто ж не любит мемы про гетеросексуальных натуралов
@finite steeple Ну да
Всё порешал
Гачи это не ♂️Gay Sex♂️, а Чисто Мужская Вольно-Борьба

dungeon master

DOOTY
oh god you just dont know history of snorcks
they are might be chernobyl liquidators, the gas mask on them destroyed their faces when they tried to take it off
actually
in game documents its said that snorks are members of military expedition in the Zone
iirc
for them it is big pain because of radiation gas mask has burned and it compacted to their faces

leaked stalker 2 gameplay
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TAKYON
Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull...
Do you start the game with rads and psy at 100?
С долгом что-то не то
There's something wrong with Duty ( Don't pay attention, it's kids trying to Troll )
👍



Just made a reaction pic
i seen it on r/stalker
and i played chernobylite, its completly different game than stalker
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I can't understand this therefore it doesn't concern me
Probably my least used gun in the entire franchise. Gonna have to try it out sometime
it's a great gun, but it's my least used as well for some reason 
I think Groza is one of my favourite guns
Especially in SoC
High dmg, manageable recoil, underbarrel launcher
I love it
But it's understandable since the VAL and VSS are a thing
Thunder is a perfect rifle for close-mid range battles also grenades which it uses are much more common than NATO rifles use
I carried both of them in my first playthroughs because I like them both lmao
Here, I made a little something for those who like the sound of the psi attack. Instead of searching other videos and having to find the attack with all the other ambient noise (while shooting, walking, etc.), that spoils the sound - I made this clean nice track - edited by me...
Psi... Bolt?




























bolt




Колектора на вас нет
lol, it begins again
What anomaly you guys in?
Cringe anonaly

TOO MANNY BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS
vova vist officially was added in tf2 😳 👉👈
vova bruh











᠌ ᠌ ᠌
᠌

᠌
᠌ ᠌ ᠌


_ _ 
_ _ 
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Why is there an orange square? Nice though
Privjet. Ivan here at glorious monolith auction house, taking look at some SVDs.




śrubka







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#stalker #сталкер
00:00 – Original
00:25 – Piano
01:03 – Guitar
01:36 – Accordion
02:14 – Sax
02:54 – Metal
03:31 – Orchestra
04:40 – 8-bit
05:19 – Samsung
06:07 – Floppy Disks
07:47 – End
Autho...
Join Duty!
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Not my images. Got them off Google Images.


Oh no, the bolt epidemic is back again--

It’s time to reactivate brain scorcher
Just so a crazy gunman with memory loss can deactivate it again

Cum
the bottom one says
"He's perfect" "Yes."
thank you
That's all I need to know
This is a video of a friend of mine rendering the build1935 and 1835 maps on the unity engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJeYnjkY6R8
cough cough, is it related to stalker memes
Ok

Ok
Ok
Ok
ok
Ok
Ok?
Ok,
Ok

Okay 
Ok
Ok
are you ok
Nok
He's nok
thx Sidor
Thanks sidor, very cool
i wouldn't guess without you Sidor
What would i do without sidor
Ok
Ok
Ok
Nok
New epidemic? Already? 😳
Ok epidemic
Okpidemic :0
I started a scamdemic 
You are coming to buy my products for awful prices.. And yet you still wish to come back for more
I have also scammed yall with rubber boolets
Ok
Oke
Ok
brod
Ok _ _
No
Don't you believe me? I am serious STALKERs.
Brod 

Take a sphere helmet bro


why is this # just bolt spam?
I think we in a anomaly
just checking for deadly anomalies

anomaly r34 when
No
yes






That's...A lot of bolts. What kind of Anomaly are we attempting to navigate / map with all of these then? 😁
The new one from S2
I guess that description fits sorta
I recall them being smashes but not entirely into cubes or tiny cars
cocks AK-74m with malicious intent
wtf
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Happi
im not happi, my save files corrupted :((
I know someone who can help you with your problem @weak crest
No no
there is this "entity"
it's inside the CNPP
You need to go there, He will help you
you dont cock an AK-74 fool

you forgot the brazzers logo
xaxaxaxaxa
болт

Opaaa. found vodka!

I found artefact!


Glory to Duty 
Death to Dooty 
Death to freedom

Im taking the articaft with fellow scorched brains

yo what's that addon?
Body medical system or something
oh who made stalker an another fallout 3 dlc
more like Tarkov 
Death to freedom
@ember isle damn
freedom: hippies
dolg: milsim airsoft players
chad sky: chads



looks like i qucksaved many times


If your girlfriend: forgetful, constantly looking for herself, finds your stash
then most likely this is not your girlfriend - this is gunslinger
(Sorry for my bad English)
It's not bad
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The last time anything hit The Zone this hard, the reactor was going critical!
Music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
https://youtu.be/BnTW6fZz-1E
I make Slav videos and game montages with ...


Это вродебы не мемы про сталкер...
Почему долговцев унижают?
хз
Якобы Крутой Анонс Сталкер 2.
лол
Добро Пожаловать В Это Видео Сталкер!
Ставь лайк если не жалко)
И подпишись!
Приятного Просмотра Видео!!
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Процессор...
думаю это уже мем)
I think this is already a meme)
Yes)


sosig
Za Monolith!





Хреновые, так сказать.
Поиграл я в сталкрафт... Чет не зашел кубический сталкер

Поиграл я в сталкрафт... Чет не зашел кубический сталкер
@marsh sigil
Мой любимый!!! Ой
no
Why CS ?
But i like cs
I think cs the best game in series
i have 68 hours in this game and in my opinion this game is garbage
Cs is not a bad game, is just premature
based
it could have been great
CS is pretty nice
(photoshop)
16 euro for stalker SoC?
Yep
It has been 16 for a while 
Yeah makes sense, cheaper for you
worth 778379483679834 Euro
Stalker 2 already shows up in your store? Awe, unfair
i hope
I really hope STALKER 2 won't be EGS exclusive
I really hope STALKER 2 won't be EGS exclusive
@final orchid not sure, but i think they said they had no plans on making it exclusive on Epic Games
is the trailer out yet
@weak crest the trailer has been out for a month now. Unless you mean Gameplay trailer
yea gameplay
you good photoshoper)))


TBH it looks really good
At first I was wondering what was wrong
Looked at the bottom 3 times and still didn't know what was wrong lmao
lmao

i doubt stalker's going to be egs exclusive
especially for the microsoft launch money
@foggy raptor There's already a listing of the game on gog, it's also going to be on game pass lol, I think that pretty much says it all
Toz-34 in your hands: 🔫
toz-34 in the hands of a random bandit:
It's actually a cool stun gun
reminds me of Anton Chigurh's silenced shotgun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKJiwcGvaqI
Three Mexicans and one badass motherfucker with his shotgun. I edited out most of Llewelyn so all you see is our badass motherfucker, in case you are wondering why it is jumpy.
Is that Popenker?
gordon freeman
younger Gordon Freeman
you have achieved
comedy
Truly have
Мемы про сталкер....
thats actually wicked
If anyone's wondering, the author of the second art is Mrozna.
Very good 
i dont get those artist who make something great and then dont put a watermark on it
how
to see watermarks
how tf can it be annoying
It feels like out of place
it's better to make two versions, one with watermark, one without 
It depends
If it is an horrible intrusive deviantart-style watermark that covers 90% of the artwork, yeah 
just something tiny
Yes
any type of watermark will feel out of place, best you can do is write the author's name in the message or smth
youd think an artist would be able to make it look in place
rarely
Or their @ on whatever social media would be nice too
most are just scribbles so nah, usually looks out of place 
Damn it
The Zone has always been like this
this is what happens to gopniks and alike when they're left in an area such as the Zone for too long without the oposite sex
Smiling Sidorovich Emoji anyone?
Yes
Did this video to pass time while my phone was charging
Glory to Duty
Death for freedumbs
Duty is fascist trash

Degtyarev, where is our food?
Ahhhh, thank you for the translation!

дегтярев сбежал из зони
л
Artist: Eoin Marron
Exactly the reason why women shouldn't be in the Zone
take her artefacts 
Fool, there is no women in the zone, it’s a controller!
Poor Fyodor, his mind is not right - he is hallucinating
i dont like the analogy of the zone being woman
how many stalkers could say "I've illegally come into the zone"
Only True woman in the Zone is flesh
zone actually remove the illusion from woman and then everyone see true form of woman
flesh
fyodor take her loot and sell it to sid))
Nah, Sidor will scam you, sell it to barkeep
her loot isnt worthy of selling it for a profit

i wish this one wasn't a meme but my reality 
Dont we all wish that...
and now I’m gonna post it on reddit and get orange triangles hopefully

I don't know why but... this meme feels so... warm?
It does.
angry bandit for those who need it (scav voiceline from EFT)
i disagree with that. it was the bandits 
That's not true the bandits only screw dead animals
bandits screw dead everything
I gave whole 30% of my skills there.
when bandits steal all your money but you only have 7 rubles
Then they knock you out and steal all your items
and commit other unforgivable things on you
like forcing you to drink western sugar water
my friends and I are going to defend the monolith
Strelok is looking a little different
gunslinger
They all had voice actors except of scar, right?
fun stuff
i hope theres a button to tell "PRIVJET BRAT" at people as they walk past
god, i hope
Yes

What
bandits*
I'm sorry, Freedomer, the stereotype is already deeply seeded within the community
hope they add something like that to S2
Fladar
Bruh
I'm sorry, Freedomer, the stereotype is already deeply seeded within the community
@hasty pelican *normies
"I'm sorry, normies"?
STALKER 2 SOSIG
-warn @loud vale N word in video posted
Punishment(s) Sali843#9102: 760283184898064 submitted successfully.
whenn
the simp video
I would have given you a verbal warning but you have so many strikes
no problem, it's just a warning, more or less a note to mods
i'll make an extra note how you meant to put an undedited version
aight k thx

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idk
@rustic ether if you made that meme, you should've put a loner instead of a Freedomer ya know
my opinion, so it could be used by others too
I don't want duty scum reposting my memes
Destroyed
quite biassed but ok
tbh this factions thing is annoying, like, here we have the totally brainwashed freedomers who allways post a duty bad meme, and here we have the brainwashed dutyers who allways try to make Duty look heroic.
1.) Freedom don't brainwash, Duty does
2.) I'll make the same format tomorrow with a dutier just for you

Im not reditor
New bloodsucker with a gas mask
too bad is the other way around irl
Is it really though?
yeah, it's well known but not nearly as much as Fallout
I think people know of it but not about it.
In my area a lot of people know about STALKER, but then again I live near a Russian comunity
I prefer stalker over fallout
the only ukrainians living near me used to work in a steel plant
Stalker is way better then the recent Fallouts imo
recent fallouts don't set a high bar though
True, true.
@weak crest


the recent fallouts have pretty good maps but lackluster stories imo
stalker still the goat 
What if I'm all volish NCP imitating a live one? Yes not nonsense
sorry for my English I'm Russian
f
press

imagine not playing stalker
Imagine people saying that Fallout 4 is the best RPG survival game ever
literally no one said that, dont create a strawman to circle jerk
@neon abyss inferior
For some, S.T.A.L.K.E.R is just a game for others it's life. Doomer stalker enters modded Zone which is inhabited by Stalkers, Mutants, bandits, Freedom, Ecologists and Monolith. Each faction has its own goals. There are those who look for treasures in the Zone, others head to...
Well no wonder so many people flock to the rock

For some, S.T.A.L.K.E.R is just a game for others it's life. Doomer stalker enters modded Zone which is inhabited by Stalkers, Mutants, bandits, Freedom, Ecologists and Monolith. Each faction has its own goals. There are those who look for treasures in the Zone, others head to...
"Uh.. UHhh.. MOnolittt"
does anyone have the stalker verison of this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740060655079522396/746108450236399746/9d111b9c0cb965269cc555c85cf5521bccff931bc662d7f100706c97b63190fa_1.jpg2.jpg
@void thistle
thank you so much
The roast is larg kielbasa
Mmmmmm kielbasa
blin
call of cripyat
o no
Call of crcpcyaty
All my stalkers are crips f yall bloods
One message removed from a suspended account.
Ы.Т.А.Л.К.Е.Я
Stalker 2 more like stalker 4
p
What’s realy going at gsc game world
ah yes, the dev team seems to be doing fine
#STALKER #TF2 #SFX
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#Stalker
MARKED ONE, WHAT THE HELL?!
Voices:
Sidorovich: Fermented Bread Water
Saviour: Uncle Svenska
Marked One: Zopporillo
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snorks concept artist stole his concept from a real life thing, better remove it from the games and add the Tark 
Sorry, has been eradicated by Duty
They are trying to warn us from possible zone transformation and Snorks arriving to Hungary 
Tagged Gunslinger:
I came to god
Monolithcool Allsuck:
God told you not to come again
i have come to drop a sheet post
Where is that vid from?
rl footage
God Billy was a legend

Sucks not knowing Russian and/or Ukraine, I can’t understand the meme 
||its the wishgranter monologue||
Sucks not knowing Russian and/or Ukraine, I can’t understand the meme :PepeHands:
even better
I don't make these videos for didactic reasons or anything. Only to have fun and show how much I love (and sometimes hate) NS OP.
Я не делаю эти видео из дидактических соображений или чего-то еще. Только чтобы повеселиться и показать, как сильно я люблю (а иногда и ненавижу) ...
Sucks not knowing Russian and/or Ukraine, I can’t understand the meme :PepeHands:
@sly wharf It's the Wish Granter monologue. During that monologue, he basically says sentences like "Come to me", "Your path has ended", "Your wish will be granted", "You will have what you deserve" etc.
with "idi ko mne" meaning "come to me"
For some, S.T.A.L.K.E.R is just a game for others it's life. Doomer stalker enters modded Zone which is inhabited by Stalkers, Mutants, bandits, Freedom, Ecologists and Monolith. Each faction has its own goals. There are those who look for treasures in the Zone, others head to...
Anyone here has the smiling strelok meme?
Thank you


я на улице в карантине)
That's how I feel while going to school, Elix
Он не требуе ног когда у него АК
That's how I feel while going to school, Elix
@hasty pelican
XD
А почему без ног?
Инвалид?
@wild owl
Ага 🙂
mmmm yes hammer
Перекрестился
Так это же тарков
Tarkov bad

Frank and Tejas stalker is the best admin

не ну а чё сразу добавьте описание вон вообще могу сидеть рекламировать сайты и свою инсту которой у меня нету кстати ну ты прикинь ради тебя инсту не завожу чтобы тебе её не рекламировать так что с тебя плюс а с меня обзор на тени чернобыля в течении десяти лет
В подвале этом - мир чудес, вошёл с деньгами - вышел без.
In this basement - the world of wonders, entered with money - left without.
Ранний скриншот из следующей игры о С.Т.А.ЛК.Е.Ре.

Lmao
SFM, i guess?
Это табс, чтоль?
Типо сталкер 2 показали @glossy helm
Якобы Крутой Анонс Сталкер 2.
лол
Добро Пожаловать В Это Видео Сталкер!
Ставь лайк если не жалко)
И подпишись!
Приятного Просмотра Видео!!
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Процессор...
Аааа, блин. У меня видео не прогрузилось сначала.
Я просто случайно нашёл запись для этого видоса Вот решил показать)
Strelok after seeing degtyarev's kill count


idk man, freedom kinda weird
Duty wants to only destroy the zone though
Freedom aren’t exactly a military kind of force they are anarchists
But I agree with what they fight for
Duty only knows how to pull a trigger
and thats everything you need to survive
exactly origan
Exactly
hmmmmm but waht if they stole my diet sausages?
You mean those pesky bandits ?
Good argument definitely lol
duty is the dankest
Freedom have weed isn’t that what any dank person needs 
Not all of them smoke

Besides, what would these "weird things" be?
hmmmm
I’m sure they wouldn’t just recruit a bunch of people that only want weed
i mean
Freedom can get serious when they need to be
My god this is like arguing about politics
yes
guys gib me best mod to play shadow of chernobyl with
Ah I already played with that. I mean one that overhauls the game, similar to GMDX for Deus Ex.
i reccomend the AMK mod is one of the frist overhauls of the game
amk has like 100000+ variations but i recommend autumn edition or the original one
Freedom don't understand that the zone is expanding and will eventually destroy the earth's noosphere. That being said I still like them more than duty. If they weren't a bunch of jumped up nazi-esque military wannabes I'd be on their side 1000 percent
You cant stop the zone so live with the zone
@dapper snow thanks, any other recommendations?
My friend suggested this joke so I had to make it
https://twitter.com/Gorrororor/status/1302644803956596737/photo/1
Hope at least someone gets it, because it also a reference to something else haha
@novel folio Kill Jester
Freedom don't understand that the zone is expanding and will eventually destroy the earth's noosphere. That being said I still like them more than duty. If they weren't a bunch of jumped up nazi-esque military wannabes I'd be on their side 1000 percent
The only "Zone expanding" we know off is Hermann saying that the Zone slowly expanded a magnetic field of sorts, but there are no noticeable effects.
So the Zone isn't expanding.
even if it is expanding how can duty stop it?
they can't 
the zone expands every time the wish granter grants a wish
@lunar steeple Nothing will stop Duty on its triumphant march against the zone!
Ai with RPG in stalker be like:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730136725677932566/752351582359650404/video0-111-1.mp4
Hope at least someone gets it, because it also a reference to something else haha
@novel folio is ma money, ma game, kil er
the zone expands every time the wish granter grants a wish
@inner sparrow that's false, ||given that the Wish Granter doesn't even exist||
Zone Expands with every emission iirc 
Make as many wishes as that the zone expands over the whole world
no, it is never stated that the Zone expands with every Emission. The only time that happened was the Second Disaster, which surprise, created the Zone. After the Second Disaster there were 3 Great Emissions caused by Strelok and his Group, and not even these expanded the Zone
- there is 0 proof of the Zone's expansion, everything is a theory. Even some duty members don't believe the Zone is expanding
Slyth is right, I'd say. The Zone expanding is all hear-say meets propaganda, with no evidence. Put it another way, the Ecologists in CoP say they're under funded, and if the Zone was proven to be expanding then I'm pretty sure countries would be yeeting money at scientific expeditions with the aim of learning how to stop it.
And the Wish Granter is all bogus, yes. Strelok says as much at the end of CoP. At the very least; it's a pylon used by the CC to speak to the Monolith or an incapacitation device to get people ready for brainwashing. 👍
Does anyone have the an mspaint comic of wolf trying to get away from marked one, until he meets him in the warehouses and meets his tragic demise?
I've been looking for it but I just can't find it
https://i.imgur.com/AmlAQm5.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/QNJlQfQ.jpg
It's in the style of these comics
A gauss rifle for 800 rubles? How could you pass up that opportunity?
Bruh
if there is a chance to get a gauss for 800 rubles
no matter how small it is, you must take it
and if it is a scam, you can just do the thing the guy in the comic did
Класс
translate pls
it's a prayer to 
lmao
"We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith"
"We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith"
@weak crest
LOL
What
POV: You are Vova Vist
don't
when i saw a Serbian flag on @silk wolf 's name

o_o
hola
Хебушек.



sandvich
sausage with a side of

Perfect 
I wish I knew how to make meme so I can make bloxy meme but instead of bloxy it's stalker enery drink
https://youtu.be/DYeFGiw7Ffk?t=351
Leaked STALKER 2 gameplay footage
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@steel ivy
Dude. No profanity. Change your message, pls.
@steel ivy
Dude. No profanity. Change your message, pls.
@wild owl okey man
Monolit yes 
Nice. Be careful next time.
Monolit yes
@weak crest
Hey 
where can I get the picture of the S2 loaf?
remember,not a word about the sausage
@steel ivy why it schould be funny? I don't understand the point
@steel ivy why it schould be funny? I don't understand the point
@clear leaf you don't get the joke
Yes, that's what he just said
Yes
get it? accurate?
Look
I'm looking
It's a heckin' chonker, based on the CHONK-chart
Yes
this is just so messed up
id rather have a drink of that chernobyl reactor cooling water than having 65% body fat
not sure which would kill you sooner
Where is the STALKER meme in that?
I will buy each stalker meme for really shiney cool arteeafeact :DDD


Aw man i hate these spot a difference games where the difference is a plank length long.
Я понял, что я не понял
Я понял, что я не понял
Перед тем, как умереть, сталкер ломает свою пушку
cheeki breeki.
Я когдато думал что в сталкере можно делать бутерброд



И играть на гитаре, мне друг сказал что надо брать ее у бармена :)
Я когдато думал что в сталкере можно делать бутерброд
@Isemenuk27#6872 ++++


