#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Какие-то баяны
Хуже. Этим кормят подписчиков-нормисов
Каво
okuu would definitely not be monolith
but she's the black bird of chernobyl
Я не понял
Короче. Этими мемами занимаются паблики для говноедов
Remember to pet your local free stalker
…куда ни пойди, каждый раз возвращаешься на одно и то же место. Туман этот чертов… привыкнуть невозможно… Чепурной исчез, и с концами. Странно. Может, нашёл выход?..
Шестой день, вода вышла вся… А полковник свихнулся: двоих расстрелял и себе пулю в лоб… Я теперь один. Один внутри этой долбаной аномалии… И дёрнуло же меня устроить обрыв связи со штабом! Могли бы забрать, а? Пенсия, дача, рыбалка — и не было бы никакого «Долга»… А правда, интересно, как бы всё повернулось!.. Только к черту. Капитан Таченко уже мёртвый давно… А генерал «Долга» Таченко сейчас уйдёт, скоро… в верхнюю тундру, мать её… в места, богатые дичью… такая вот справедливость
Удоли
Why did I click
Doesn't seem like a Stalker meme
TERMINATE
still cool meme tho
TERMINATE
terminate!!!!! :DDD
but the geneva convention was written in 1864 and that game is first world war
beep beep
this is #🤨┃stalker_memes
meme does not belong
not a meme)
memn't
Good odds that it won't be out this year as well
^
It certainly won't be out this year, it always was said to be released in 2021
wouldn't want a rushed stalker game anyway
"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." -Shigeru Miyamoto
shigeru is based
laughs in Duke Nukem Forever
Laughs in Arcanum
nice

xbox x: Idi kom nie
Сидорович из сталкера отвечает на вопрос (Привет, я подсяду?) дурной дефке из Тиктока.
Приятного просмотра!
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#сидорович #сталкер #привет_я_подсяду
привет я подсяду,привет я подсяду ориг...
Я в вк: https://m.vk.com/id561573848
Я в дискорде: Ekaros#8886.
First part viewed by the opposing force.
Music by "purple-planet".
#prayforvanya
Rate the setup.
3/10, the shift bar is not working properly, and I refuse to swap the keybind for running
0/10 most the keys are gone
atleast the wasd keys are there, my previous laptop didnt have a w key so i had to use esdf instead
F
9/10 some usb ports doesn't work properly.
0/10 I think the screen is burnt
Oh my pc
10/10 runs stalker 2 perfectly
10/kidney could be better
Who is that girl with yellow hair and what are the memes about?
yes i was wondering that as well
@golden nest young feminist
I think it's some transgender, not sure but I keep seeing her in many RU memes
Oh nvm
She saying about feminism
She's like 14 y.o femenist, who says, that they aren't defending fatties, LGBT and hairy arms 
well that's counterintuitive
a mod being based? how could this be
The striped sweater, the overalls, heck, even the hair
А вот тут не понял
m o n o l i t


Have you ever wondered who would win in a Strelok vs. Major Degtyarev fight? Probably not. Have you ever wondered what the Barkeep at 100 Rads watches on his TV when it is working properly? Probably.
I created the Strelok and Major Degtyarev Miis used in this video by scannin...


yes
Strielok numba one
Loners:
In CS: We've captured Khaletsky and sweeped the Garbage from bandits
In SoC: Welm... we... fart-fart pay to pass at Cordon, yeah...
they just... are
I mean, they got a pretty nice base at the Skadovsk... mostly controlled by a bandit warlord, or something
beard's tea
it's a machination of Anomaly
tfw you drank beard's tea in misery and the other guy mentions anomaly
only played Anomaly
Anyways, excuse me for not knowing which came first (I really don't)
i wonder how would they be presented in CoP then
CS style
Basically as Neutrals
Gameplay-wise, at least
virign soc loner vs chad cs loner vs thad cop loner

Nimble
Nimble a wacker
nimble really did go from virgin to chad
He was in CS before he was a Free Stalker, he sorta did a cycle
He's a wacker in CS for sure
chad to virgin to thad
When you go from non-virgin to virgin

vss gang

Wish more of these were in English
Same... I know some Slavic, but not this much
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710763268788191262/742246783178113044/uyoDKfVcRrU.jpg
@zinc ether Everyone: start a new game normally Me: running because I know Tolik doesn't feel well
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710763268788191262/742308909632454746/TwvPeDQzJkE.jpg
@zinc ether STALKER developers
Bugs in the game
Those are anomalies
Tag me and I'll translate memes for you. Maybe
2% of my income will be yours if you translate memes for me
vibe energy
Nice
Wait he is not allowed to do that
But he did
my last braincell when there is no homework be like ↑↑
@muted marten he is not allowed to drink or dance or shower smh
He will be slapped by the duty High command
Ашьет
Nobody made a Baka Mitai deepfake video for Strelok yet?
There was one
Filthy Frank Reference
wich flag is that in the background of your pfp
Rojava not Lith
Not too far off from Lith
Rojava 🤢

The Brain Scorcher is a 5G tower
You know too much 
The Brain Scorcher is a 5G tower
@tawny willow no sirenhead
:smile_strelok:
I actually finished this on January but I didn't publish it until now haha
I’m sorry did I just open the stalker meme chat and see a goshdang jojo meme?
What? Is nikolai posting again or something?
Meme maker back
“Meme maker”
Gf maker*
Are you going to?
I have no idea
I want to make another STALKER video meme. I have an idea of calling it ‘Ashot’s declassified: zone survival guide’
Nice
How convenient for the guy that they waited those 30 seconds for him to reload
I also was interested why they were waiting, but seems they were too scared to do anything.
Hello again, brothers ЫTALKEЯS
Do this Cyrillic again and we'll send you to arena to fight a bloodsucker with a finger gun
took me a while to see what he was "trying" to say
Using "Ы" as an "S" is a power move ngl
have to agree on that one
predictable
yes
hehe
At least there was an attempt
Эту уже за рамками, да?
LMAO
Many people here lack in the ability to read the title so...
The game is called S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl. It's modded with the Oblivion Lost mod, but the trololo guy have NOTHING to do with the mod.
This is just a bad idea I had. I recorded with fraps, acted and ...
top 5 saddest anime deaths
хех,не знал что пендосы играют в сталкер
Ещё как играют.
я думал не больше 100 к
Если бы было так, то навряд ли б в сети было столько картинок и видео со Сталкером на английском языке :)
:)
Тьфу. Ненавижу ватермарки
то навряд ли б в сети было столько картинок
Думаю, просто другие игры не так хорошо поддаются мемезации
или мемированию
как правильно сказать?
Ну либо другие игры просто еще более популярны
как правильно сказать?
Наверное, лучше "мемезация", потому что "мемирование" звучит как что-то среднее между "минирование" и "кремирование" 😅
This has to be my favorite type of Stalker memes
The more abstract to game it is - the better
Freedom is the smartest faction choice! Join today! Old booze for new comrades!
smokes blunt
walks into electrical anomaly
walks outside during blowout
tries to pet feral dog
tries to flirt with burrer
offers rubles to controller for magic lessons
tries to bribe monolith
picks fight with dutyer
drinks garbage booze
takes off gasmask because it’s hard to breathe in
looks down gun barrel to find why gun stop shooting
I want to know why they bribe monolith :)
*tried
well, sounds like freedom, so gotta say it's pretty accurate 
indeed
I’m a red-blooded American
Yee-jaue comrade
Yis
NO NO NOT THE GIB
I have big meat cheese sandwich burger
I shoot the big guns yes
Yee-jaue comrade
🇺🇸 🍔 
Maybe
uh
nice
no
I have had my messages pinned more than any one person has the right to
pinned msgs don't mean a whole lot
and plus, you only have 3 pins total.. that's def not the most. The guys over in #📸┃screens_and_videos have quite alot
Want to be partnered?
https://www.freedom.tm/via/ElSmurf
Join Smurf City (Rent is FREE!)
http://goo.gl/FAYDu6
Like free things?
http://goo.gl/tZcien
Want to Chat?
Twitter.com/EISmurf

is that funny
Anomaly


gn bloodsucker
Uber snork

I don't think this is legal 🤔


wakes up
dangit, I don't wanna be awake!
Stalker 2 releasing women be like
th
Bottom text
@sage dirge can you send me that video?
wdym, the full video or what?
@wild owl HOW DID YOU FOUND PHOTO OF ME AND MY SISTER
@sage dirge Cool! Are you get this by changing Sidorovich configs (sorry if my English not ideal, i not very good know it)
nope, i just spawned gauss gun and gave it to the newbie and yeah, my English isn't ideal too kek

yeah, you can download a spawner
Aha, through a mod. Thanks, okay )
Alternative S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl ending
Greetings, Marked One. I am Strelok. As I heard you had a mission to kill me, but the reason for that is that I owed you 10 Rubles, so look no further.
Item Received: 10 RU
That's all for now, Marked One. Good hunting, stalker.
Mission Cancelled: Kill Stelok
game ends
Yes
I think it's too simply. I would like to see a little more action after that. For example, a longer dialogue, or a couple more tasks.
To develop the topic so to speak
10 is a small number
make it 1000 rubel and it's a realistic beginner mission
I'm sorry, did my man here just talk to himself and give himself 10 rubles?
He's like jesus; he turns radiation into rubles
yes.
yes.
yes.
during my first playthrough i brought all of these bottles back to the bar and i consumed them all
i was literally spinning
bred
bred 

:/
CHEEKIBREEKI
I V DAMKEE
god
what does 1337 stand for
Leet
oh, ofc
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koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
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?
@muted marten , these 2 dings at the start
the pings
Can't relate because that's in CoP as well lol
And you only played SoC as far as I'm aware
yea
Все хабаровчане в этот момент горько усмехнулись.
every bug in the xray engine is an anomaly.
your meme makes no sense
"i want x-ray fix" "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down"
like what?
At least it is working.. kinda
Rock
Rock?
🗿rocc
Ne, chereshnya s pipiskoi
heh... always has been

Who did this to me?
Mr Trump in the zone?
@true nova WoW
Yes
Thats one horrible dad
@sage dirge can you send me this video? I can't download
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/454334327338041366/744238264529191019/Stalker_2_leaked_news..mp4 összes magyarnak aki itt van 😂

vicces
@true nova looks like someone stealing from me
they anyways mine
No
https://youtu.be/4Q56xiiO6fQ cut soc ending
Хеппиэнд который мы заслужили
Я:выношу оружие
Сталкер:оружие убери (10 раз)
В 3 часа ночи:
Сидорович: ты че, уснул?


Перед операцією моноліт






yes
furry
-warn @limber dragon swearing
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You don't learn



Clearly you don't know what the words mean
Already told you that censoring or writing them slighting different won't work
+the fact that the way you spelled the second word does not have to be the way Russians spell it, different countries spell it the way you did
You wrote 2 swears twice now
Do all you want in DM's but you can't deny the fact that you were swearing
turkish oreos
A witcher in STALKER?
@weak crest toss a sosig to your witcher
That guy swearing left the server as well.
LOL
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#stalker #сталкер
That guy swearing left the server as well.
@graceful fox
The furry?
Yes
Csgo kinda looks weird
Kinda nice though
(Very high quality image) 8k HD
One year ago I found it on a YouTube vid from DepoSit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkxNbW6E8YI&feature=share sorry if links are not Allowed in this channel
В этом видео я расскажу о моих попытках привнести в csgo что-то из игры сталкер.
Новые радиокоманды, stalker - скины игроков, новую озвучку для ксго
Ссылки из видео -
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lol
It wont load
See you in another 2 months
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Ah yes the best faction:autists
Freedom bad
Dooty decent
Clear sky best
swamp bros 4 lyfe
Swamp kinda cringe there’s just bandits and boars
Every time a Clear Sky members hates Freedom but likes Duty, I'm a little bit confused

Well. CS members are mix of Zone's hater and Zone's lover.
yes
Freedom good guys
Join loners, no need to have confrontations with others
They’re so epic that no:deadly anomaly,dangerous mutants,anarchists or bandits will ever stop them
X
to doubt
Freedom kinda cringe
Love you too crimson
Imagine being Duty and chilling at the base while calling yourself a hero
when in reality, Freedom protects everyone from the real threat so called
Monolith
Imagine sitting at your desk literally 24:7 and being a scammer
Wrong game Slyth
That’s what I thought sid
NCR Rangers, give them Hell
But hey, at least I am richer than your poor backsiode

At least I don’t make my money by scamming rookies and making them run errands for me
Why not? It feels like heaven
respecc for not lying about your deeds, Sidor never lies

Exactly, I ain't lying
Right right sid never lied
I am just financially creative
says the things how they are, you accept it or not. Duty always lying and dat mane

He’s probably selling rubber boolets to the rookies for twice the price
Kinda mean, ngl
i aint wanna play like dat dawg
I cried when Duty kept spreading lies about Freedom
they's be sayin dis and dat but it be fake
Crimson is about the only freedomer I respect


Imagine disrespecting people over a video game faction

Bruno momento
It’s the same as irl politics


But we aren’t allowed to talk about irl politics so we talk about factions





"U r facton wack, Fredom eppic"

Even them bandit degenerates are better than you freedomers!
Ah nuu

Sorry to all my bandit friends for calling you degenerates


Hey at least bandits drink vodka all day in their camp unlike you freedom poopoos smoking weed all day in your camps
Honestly
Some of them
I think that vodka and weed would make a good combo
s w a m p

I can hear the chimeras in the water
No, I was not part of that battle in the swamps.
IT was discount bandits AKA Renegades
Myes discount bandits
They mostly just drink vodka and smoke cigies, just like other Stalkers
Renegades bad lol
No u
No u
No u
freedom: potheads, drunks, bloodsucker boners.
you oughta improve your game
No u
Bruh
Bruh
Yeah
No U
Slyth being kinda Duty rn
@sage dirge a.
That’s the spirit slyth
a.
a.
a.
a.
At least our duty men don’t frick bloodsuckers!
a.
i meant that's all they say, kinda tired of the same over and over
That's enough, lads

Hey, at least we bandits are not trying to save or free the zone.
We are just having fun
We bandits bone them!
Good
Yeah bandits just chill around and harass rookies

We bandits bone them!
Bruh
Waaaaaaaaaa
What, it's Bandit dialogue
That's right, we bone bloodsuckers.
One of us dressed as a freedomer to make freedom look bad
I said it, I said it guys!
Bruh
What a smart move
400 IQ play right there
kill
it was all political shenanigans
dooty
In CS, all dialogue is shared within an area. As such, Free Stalkers, Bandit, Freedom and Duty dialogue is all shared with each other
Bandit best
Epic
Bandit is kinda cringe tbh
Wolf pfp : Bandits are the best
mmmm myes bloodsucker
Bandits underutilized
Wait a minute- Wolf
Loners are kinda chad
loners are kinda chad because of protagonists
hanging out with bandits really do make me feel happy
That criminal brotherhood feel get to me


Monolith are pot heads
you can't really tell about loners
free stalkers are kek

Sneaky lad
Can we talk about how cringe mercs are
Tbh, sidorovich is a true bandit
Shall we take this to #⭐┃nospoilers_general?
Off top?
Does that make me a bandit if I shop with or help other bandits?
Or does that make me a bandit if I steal money off of others?

It's kinda on topic
nah, you help kids with disseases


Sidorovich is probably an eBay scammer in his spare time
How did you know I have an eBay account!? And no, not a scammer.
Financial creative eBayer

wtf Sidor, i thought you have a Rozetka account (ua shop) 
That too
Alibaba 
prices in ebay are just twice bigger, yeah?


Sorry guys my mother said it’s time to ea I gotta go shoot some freedom
Yes.
it's time to ea
myes go to sleep 

Spinning Vova Vist head when?
idk
I am so financially creative, I think I should make a guide book
Me neither
Spinning Vova Vist head when?
🤔
See? I am creative 
Zone Survival Guide 
Sidorovich's survival guide 
Even them bandit degenerates are better than you freedomers!
yes
g
Which mod on Earth is that?
it's old af, don't remember the name, sadly
Everyone gangsta till fritz show up
whats illegal innit?
rule 6 
Screenshot from a mod
Had a very naughty word
Meh, wasn't that bad imo, only the Prussian eagle on it I think
faction was fascists, full of german guys 
The word fascist isn't banned either so it could've stayed imo


anyway not sure if you can even find the mod again
Honestly looked like a photoshoped image, those models seemed strange
its actual screenshot, i saw that mod somewhere
yeah, it was for CS iirc
its not reborn
ofc, reborn is worse 
Probably just the pic, but that mod looked worse than mobile stalker 
They are ready
ачё всмысле.
Whackage

Real chads always kiss their fellow chads goodnight

PMm Gang
Pillar Men theme play


Works
It's don't Sidorovich, it's Srekovich
*not
what is that warning, i've never seen it
@orchid scaffold
Where did you get this pic?
Do you mean the original?
Yes
1 moment
Well. Uhhh
No watermark and upscaled version of pro's meme
90% новичков не умеют пользоваться болтами. Большинство разбрасывает свои кишки на ветки в маленьких аномалиях с 5-6% вероятностью выпадения артефакта. Доход съедает починка брони и оружия. В результате хабар не увеличиваются. А это – прямой путь к ловле маслины.
У опытных другой подход. Часть артефактов они всегда отдают мне и получают 1000 рублей и бинты, с каждым годом увеличивая свой капитал.
Но почему же 90% сталкеров не несут хабар мне? Главная причина - не хватает знаний, как правильно это делать. Боятся прогореть. Недоверие. Непонимание зачем им, если они пока мало зарабатывают.
Я решил это исправить и показать, как каждый сможет более грамотно инвестировать хабар. Обязательно уделю время модификациям стволов, без которых не выбраться из бедности.
Расскажу подробно об смертельных аномалиях и опасных мутантах
Это будет мой авторский мастер-класс.
На нем мы поговорим о конкретных шагах:
- Что нужно, чтобы начать раздавать а не ловить маслины?
- Что такое Детектор "Велес" и для чего он нужен?
- Как выбрать комбинезон?
- Как искать артефакты в аномальных полях?
Я поделюсь собственным опытом, который вы легко сможете повторить . Принять участие - https://vk.com/S.I.D.O.R.O.V.I.C.H.
П.С. Повтора не будет... И это единственный раз, когда я провожу бесплатно, в дальнейшем уроки можно будет купить только за деньги...
Hehe, I made that meme
Its funny because its true
They gonna get radiation
poo
You can thank the mini series
you'd prefer men, got it
Lithuanian town was in mini series, right?
Multiple
Doubt it was because of that
Because your buildings are collapsed

i hate both of them
one doesnt exist, one exist
yeah, im a gamer how did you know?
@timber obsidian no swearing man
oh ok
deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits
Senior Sergeant "Ice" Morozov's death. Full clip
it's not psy radiation it just that woman
Does anyone have "STFU I'm listening to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. theme music/song" meme video?
god
ну и...?
конечно
маслину поймал
)

Hey stalker! You can’t just post same meme 3 times
ha-ha discord makes ping-ping-ping 
https://tenor.com/view/discord-loading-load-gif-13956308
@zinc ether bruh
At least they tried
at least
My eyes
bruh, imagine controllers with guns

Новый трейлер сталкер 2
oldie but a goldie
please translate 
something is making me think it's a very good meme related to "makarov remember, no russian"
Remember, don't speak about Duty
lol knew it xD
Remember, no Duty
If to be more correct

F²
F
(Not mine)
If to be more correct
@wild owl remmember, no freedom would be better
dooty is gay
Yes
Yes [2]
Yes [Monolit
]
Ah [yes]
hail monolith
I said come in, don't stand there!
bruh, I hope S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 will have these annoying phrases too
if they dont have "Get out of here, stalker" then it'll be anomaly until stalker 3
Theyre loners tho
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fake sidor
I can't change my nickname by myself
Honestly I don't know why we can't do this here
Yeah but there's a feature that lets do it by yourself and without moderator
Imagine asking moderator everytime you want to change nickname
🤔
I got the name comrade kiki now, idk how but I can’t do anything about it 
atleast it calmed down when collector died in a nuclear bomb blast
what do you mean?
atleast it calmed down when collector died in a nuclear bomb blast
what would you like your nickname changed to
and do not call moderators jannies @lunar steeple
we've been over this before
Why not? 👀
insults are not allowed in any shape or form towards others.
Oh, I didn’t consider it an insult, my mistake 
it's been an ongoing thing. It's one of those try to loophole the system type of thing, but the meaning is quite clear to us
So, why can't we change our nicknames without moderators here?
Did anything happen to forbid it?
I believe it was due to the early days of the server, or the limitation of people being able to use offensive names and change them back easily
but I don't have info on the specific, but pretty sure that's around the reasoning I would get if I asked one of GSC
let me know if you would like to have your nickname changed :)
Ok
Can I become "green bug"?

a crash has been detected...
but you are red 

Not stalker mem
Mmm yes pet Свобода
pet froge
Kowalsky: Listen, majort, we're in the complete ass
shrekovorich
Grigorovich
Sidorek
Vova Vist when he sees lonely stalker coming from the Swamps.
Да-да-да?
Да-да?
Да-Да Да-да-да?
Cheeki breeki
My friend made this
This is cursed.
But can't deny it, it's also beautiful.
ОРУЖИЕ УБРАЛ

Sidorovich would never say this
I'm shaking and crying rn
I didn't say this... What the hell?
sivorich you low baller.
u gona get ambushed by bandits mate 
vova bruh
15:35 Petruha, Free Stalkers
"HELP ME STALKER!"
Want a First Aid Kit Stalker?
army medkits only
a man of culture i see
-warn @outer fjord Политика запрещена на сервере
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