#🤨┃stalker_memes

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weak crest
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okuu would definitely not be monolith

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probably military if anything

gleaming raven
lucid pilot
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Isn’t a big deal probably

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But 2020 loves to screw us over

wild owl
finite steeple
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Какие-то баяны

wild owl
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Хуже. Этим кормят подписчиков-нормисов

finite steeple
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Каво

tame ermine
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okuu would definitely not be monolith
but she's the black bird of chernobyl

true stratus
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Я не понял

white wing
wild owl
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Короче. Этими мемами занимаются паблики для говноедов

white wing
modest fog
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Remember to pet your local free stalker

wild owl
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…куда ни пойди, каждый раз возвращаешься на одно и то же место. Туман этот чертов… привыкнуть невозможно… Чепурной исчез, и с концами. Странно. Может, нашёл выход?..
Шестой день, вода вышла вся… А полковник свихнулся: двоих расстрелял и себе пулю в лоб… Я теперь один. Один внутри этой долбаной аномалии… И дёрнуло же меня устроить обрыв связи со штабом! Могли бы забрать, а? Пенсия, дача, рыбалка — и не было бы никакого «Долга»… А правда, интересно, как бы всё повернулось!.. Только к черту. Капитан Таченко уже мёртвый давно… А генерал «Долга» Таченко сейчас уйдёт, скоро… в верхнюю тундру, мать её… в места, богатые дичью… такая вот справедливость

shadow osprey
finite steeple
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Удоли

rustic ether
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Why did I click

night barn
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Good question

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No clue

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I mean, it literally says "Don't Click"

rustic ether
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But theoretically I tapped it

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since I'm on mobile

night barn
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Safe

weak crest
night barn
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Doesn't seem like a Stalker meme

hasty pelican
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TERMINATE

errant bane
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still cool meme tho

hasty pelican
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TERMINATE

lunar steeple
upper palm
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but the geneva convention was written in 1864 and that game is first world war

hasty pelican
lunar steeple
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not a meme)

rustic ether
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memn't

worldly moth
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When you BS 2020 so hard, but stalker 2 trailer got released

spring cipher
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the game still isn't out yet

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so i'm not giving it that point yet

muted marten
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Good odds that it won't be out this year as well

spring cipher
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^

simple granite
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It certainly won't be out this year, it always was said to be released in 2021

spring cipher
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wouldn't want a rushed stalker game anyway

simple granite
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"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." -Shigeru Miyamoto

spring cipher
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shigeru is based

final orchid
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laughs in Duke Nukem Forever

steady kestrel
raw dagger
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Laughs in Arcanum

harsh pasture
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nice

earnest crescent
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Nobody knew what have it meant then

modern lake
charred steppe
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xbox x: Idi kom nie

obsidian charm
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wild owl
weak crest
green smelt
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4/10

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No space bar

sage zealot
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3/10, the shift bar is not working properly, and I refuse to swap the keybind for running

lucid pilot
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0/10 most the keys are gone

lunar steeple
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atleast the wasd keys are there, my previous laptop didnt have a w key so i had to use esdf instead

sage zealot
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F

vivid grove
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9/10 some usb ports doesn't work properly.

tame ermine
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0/10 I think the screen is burnt

true stratus
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Oh my pc

undone cypress
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10/10 runs stalker 2 perfectly

stable mirage
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10/kidney could be better

wild owl
golden nest
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Who is that girl with yellow hair and what are the memes about?

finite hawk
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yes i was wondering that as well

finite steeple
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@golden nest young feminist

muted marten
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I think it's some transgender, not sure but I keep seeing her in many RU memes

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Oh nvm

golden nest
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Aah, I see

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Thanks guys

finite steeple
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She saying about feminism

wild owl
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She's like 14 y.o femenist, who says, that they aren't defending fatties, LGBT and hairy arms smile_degtyarev

finite hawk
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well that's counterintuitive

night barn
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Eh

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She kinda unironically looks like a clown

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Y'know

lunar steeple
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a mod being based? how could this be

night barn
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The striped sweater, the overalls, heck, even the hair

reef jolt
reef jolt
muted marten
blazing siren
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А вот тут не понял

modest fog
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m o n o l i t

white wing
obsidian charm
willow lagoon
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Stalker AI with granades

analog escarp
final orchid
rustic ether
quick basalt
weak crest
lofty basin
weak crest
hasty pelican
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yes
Strielok numba one

weak crest
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any free stalkers care to translate this for me?

tawny willow
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Loners:
In CS: We've captured Khaletsky and sweeped the Garbage from bandits
In SoC: Welm... we... fart-fart pay to pass at Cordon, yeah...

weak crest
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heh

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i wonder how would they be presented in CoP then

hasty pelican
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they just... are

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I mean, they got a pretty nice base at the Skadovsk... mostly controlled by a bandit warlord, or something

weak crest
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beard's tea

hasty pelican
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it's a machination of Anomaly

weak crest
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tfw you drank beard's tea in misery and the other guy mentions anomaly

hasty pelican
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only played Anomaly

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Anyways, excuse me for not knowing which came first (I really don't)

night barn
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i wonder how would they be presented in CoP then

CS style

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Basically as Neutrals

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Gameplay-wise, at least

weak crest
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virign soc loner vs chad cs loner vs thad cop loner

night barn
muted marten
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Nimble

night barn
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Nimble a wacker

weak crest
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nimble really did go from virgin to chad

muted marten
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He was in CS before he was a Free Stalker, he sorta did a cycle

night barn
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He's a wacker in CS for sure

weak crest
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chad to virgin to thad

rustic ether
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When you go from non-virgin to virgin

lunar steeple
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monolith gigachad always

hostile to every faction and still not wiped orf

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off

timber garden
analog yoke
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vss gang

viscid flame
weak crest
hasty pelican
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cough cough

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"When you went to the Zone, knowing Corona can't get here"

ashen lodge
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Wish more of these were in English

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Wider audience appreciation 😔

hasty pelican
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Wish more of these were in English
Same... I know some Slavic, but not this much

tawny willow
tawny willow
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Tag me and I'll translate memes for you. Maybe

rustic ether
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2% of my income will be yours if you translate memes for me

quick basalt
weak crest
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vibe energy

stone notch
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Nice

weak crest
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Wait he is not allowed to do that

muted marten
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But he did

main laurel
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my last braincell when there is no homework be like ↑↑

weak crest
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@muted marten he is not allowed to drink or dance or shower smh

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He will be slapped by the duty High command

muted marten
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You joined Freedom so heck Duty

finite steeple
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Ашьет

feral marsh
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Nobody made a Baka Mitai deepfake video for Strelok yet?

hasty pelican
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There was one

jaunty quail
wild owl
weak crest
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Filthy Frank Reference

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wich flag is that in the background of your pfp

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Rojava not Lith

muted marten
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Not too far off from Lith

weak crest
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Rojava 🤢

alpine patrol
tawny willow
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The Brain Scorcher is a 5G tower

modest fog
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You know too much nutus_loner

weak crest
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The Brain Scorcher is a 5G tower
@tawny willow no sirenhead

alpine patrol
quick basalt
worldly moth
weak crest
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:smile_strelok:

unkempt iris
limber dragon
solar lagoon
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I’m sorry did I just open the stalker meme chat and see a goshdang jojo meme?

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What? Is nikolai posting again or something?

solar lagoon
muted marten
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Meme maker back

solar lagoon
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“Meme maker”

muted marten
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Gf maker*

solar lagoon
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Yeah I never made sidor gf like people wanted me to

muted marten
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Are you going to?

solar lagoon
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I have no idea

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I want to make another STALKER video meme. I have an idea of calling it ‘Ashot’s declassified: zone survival guide’

muted marten
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Gl with that, I've the idea of going to bed so I'm going to do it now

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Cya around

unreal temple
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Nice

rustic ether
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How convenient for the guy that they waited those 30 seconds for him to reload

wild owl
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I also was interested why they were waiting, but seems they were too scared to do anything.

weak crest
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Hello again, brothers ЫTALKEЯS

frigid depot
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Do this Cyrillic again and we'll send you to arena to fight a bloodsucker with a finger gun

quick basalt
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took me a while to see what he was "trying" to say

frigid depot
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Using "Ы" as an "S" is a power move ngl

quick basalt
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have to agree on that one

weak crest
tawny willow
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predictable

weak crest
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good informations on this site

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predictable
@tawny willow falled in the trap or no?

tawny willow
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yes

weak crest
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hehe

wild owl
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But seems I'll have a nightmare on my street

muted marten
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At least there was an attempt

weak crest
wild owl
weak crest
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LMAO

covert stump
stone crow
tawny willow
wild owl
sage dirge
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Rip the sniper

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died first

unreal temple
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top 5 saddest anime deaths

slender flare
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хех,не знал что пендосы играют в сталкер

unreal temple
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Ещё как играют.

shadow osprey
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Ага

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700к на западе

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Продаж

brittle tangle
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я думал не больше 100 к

unreal temple
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Если бы было так, то навряд ли б в сети было столько картинок и видео со Сталкером на английском языке :)

brisk merlin
true stratus
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:)

wild owl
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Тьфу. Ненавижу ватермарки

woven isle
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то навряд ли б в сети было столько картинок
Думаю, просто другие игры не так хорошо поддаются мемезации

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или мемированию

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как правильно сказать?

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Ну либо другие игры просто еще более популярны

unreal temple
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как правильно сказать?
Наверное, лучше "мемезация", потому что "мемирование" звучит как что-то среднее между "минирование" и "кремирование" 😅

unique meadow
wild owl
hasty crown
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This has to be my favorite type of Stalker memes
The more abstract to game it is - the better

limber dragon
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Freedom is the smartest faction choice! Join today! Old booze for new comrades!
smokes blunt
walks into electrical anomaly
walks outside during blowout
tries to pet feral dog
tries to flirt with burrer
offers rubles to controller for magic lessons
tries to bribe monolith
picks fight with dutyer
drinks garbage booze
takes off gasmask because it’s hard to breathe in
looks down gun barrel to find why gun stop shooting

limber dragon
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I thought my meme was quality

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What do you think, @sage zealot ?

sage zealot
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I want to know why they bribe monolith :)

limber dragon
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*tried

sage zealot
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well, sounds like freedom, so gotta say it's pretty accurate GWchadLENNYTHINK

stone notch
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indeed

stable mirage
limber dragon
stable mirage
limber dragon
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I’m a red-blooded American

stable mirage
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ok

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I am too

limber dragon
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Yee-jaue comrade

stable mirage
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Wait

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no

limber dragon
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Yis

stable mirage
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NO NO NOT THE GIB

limber dragon
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I have big meat cheese sandwich burger

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I shoot the big guns yes

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Yee-jaue comrade

sage zealot
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🇺🇸 🍔 GWjiangoOmegaLUL

limber dragon
limber dragon
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Guys

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Wanna see my thickness

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It’s sfw don’t worry uwu

stone notch
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Maybe

stable mirage
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uh

limber dragon
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Thick boye

stable mirage
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no out thicked

stone notch
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nice

limber dragon
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I’ll yiff you

limber dragon
stable mirage
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no

sage zealot
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the war begins

limber dragon
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I have had my messages pinned more than any one person has the right to

stable mirage
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I have seen that vid like five times already

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I could keep going

sage zealot
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pinned msgs don't mean a whole lot

weak crest
sage dirge
weak crest
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is that funny

weak crest
wild owl
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Anomaly

graceful fox
weak crest
tropic spindle
wild owl
tropic spindle
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gn bloodsucker

wild owl
tropic spindle
wild owl
tropic spindle
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freedom guys would like

graceful fox
sage dirge
sage dirge
hasty pelican
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wakes up
dangit, I don't wanna be awake!

graceful fox
hasty pelican
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th

graceful fox
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Bottom text

graceful fox
gray dock
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@sage dirge can you send me that video?

sage dirge
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wdym, the full video or what?

undone cypress
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@wild owl HOW DID YOU FOUND PHOTO OF ME AND MY SISTER

woven isle
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@sage dirge Cool! Are you get this by changing Sidorovich configs (sorry if my English not ideal, i not very good know it)

sage dirge
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nope, i just spawned gauss gun and gave it to the newbie and yeah, my English isn't ideal too kek

woven isle
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Spawned? Is it possible in game?

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interesting...

sage dirge
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yeah, you can download a spawner

woven isle
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Aha, through a mod. Thanks, okay )

weak crest
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Alternative S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl ending

Greetings, Marked One. I am Strelok. As I heard you had a mission to kill me, but the reason for that is that I owed you 10 Rubles, so look no further.
Item Received: 10 RU
That's all for now, Marked One. Good hunting, stalker.
Mission Cancelled: Kill Stelok
game ends

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Yes

woven isle
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I think it's too simply. I would like to see a little more action after that. For example, a longer dialogue, or a couple more tasks.

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To develop the topic so to speak

spring cipher
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10 is a small number
make it 1000 rubel and it's a realistic beginner mission

hasty pelican
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I'm sorry, did my man here just talk to himself and give himself 10 rubles?

weak crest
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He's like jesus; he turns radiation into rubles

unreal temple
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Marked One: talks to Strelok
Everyone else in mirror labyrinth:

weak crest
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Where?

sage dirge
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yes.

dark root
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yes.

weak crest
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yes.

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There is a video

sage dirge
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yes.

dark root
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during my first playthrough i brought all of these bottles back to the bar and i consumed them all

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i was literally spinning

modest fog
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bred

weak crest
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bred smile_strelok

rustic ether
weak crest
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:/

tawny willow
wild owl
alpine cobalt
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CHEEKIBREEKI

shadow osprey
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I V DAMKEE

sage dirge
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god

weak crest
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what does 1337 stand for

wild owl
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Leet

weak crest
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oh, ofc

graceful fox
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Wait- wrong game

sage dirge
tame ermine
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what is the song called

sage dirge
muted marten
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Cocaine song

tame ermine
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thanks feels_good_stalk

muted marten
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Non meme version

sage dirge
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Bruh

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My video was ruined by discord

muted marten
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?

sage dirge
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@muted marten , these 2 dings at the start

rocky lily
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feels_bad_stalk the pings

weak crest
weak crest
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cant relate

muted marten
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Can't relate because that's in CoP as well lol

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And you only played SoC as far as I'm aware

weak crest
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yea

flint sluice
unreal temple
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Все хабаровчане в этот момент горько усмехнулись.

weak crest
lunar steeple
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every bug in the xray engine is an anomaly.

weak crest
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your meme makes no sense

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"i want x-ray fix" "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down"

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like what?

muted marten
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Probably the fact that it's an unfixable mess

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Everything

weak crest
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At least it is working.. kinda

broken cedar
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Rock

modern lake
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Rock

weak crest
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Rock?

sage dirge
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Rock_4

weak crest
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🗿rocc

shadow osprey
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Ne, chereshnya s pipiskoi

sand turret
true nova
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Mr Trump in the zone?

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😳

hasty pelican
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heh... always has been

true nova
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Daily dosage of dooty propaganda

hazy stag
modern lake
sand turret
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Mr Trump in the zone?
@true nova WoW

true nova
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Yes

sage dirge
flint sluice
tawdry brook
dreamy onyx
weak crest
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Thats one horrible dad

sand turret
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@sage dirge can you send me this video? I can't download

sage dirge
weak crest
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vicces

undone cypress
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@true nova looks like someone stealing from me

true nova
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hmmm yes

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steal memes

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i must

undone cypress
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they anyways mine

muted marten
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Lol

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No

true nova
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I live to steal and repost memes

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It is my purpose in life

undone cypress
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No
feels_bad_stalk

true nova
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yes

silver arrow
true stratus
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Я:выношу оружие
Сталкер:оружие убери (10 раз)

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В 3 часа ночи:
Сидорович: ты че, уснул?

frosty totem
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ENG: Give me cans

night barn
haughty echo
true stratus
sage dirge
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"Ukrainian intelligence service"

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if you wonder

zinc ether
alpine patrol
zinc ether
tacit ginkgo
worldly moth
restive flint
brittle tangle
weak crest
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Bruh

weak crest
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number 1 reason why strider is the best stalker

muted marten
dark root
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yes

weak crest
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@zinc ether My namber is...... 3 and 4 )

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Сейчас сломю язык

undone cypress
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furry

muted marten
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-warn @limber dragon swearing

reef hingeBOT
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limber dragon
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WHAT

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HOW

muted marten
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You don't learn

weak crest
undone cypress
weak crest
muted marten
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Clearly you don't know what the words mean

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Already told you that censoring or writing them slighting different won't work

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+the fact that the way you spelled the second word does not have to be the way Russians spell it, different countries spell it the way you did

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You wrote 2 swears twice now

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Do all you want in DM's but you can't deny the fact that you were swearing

lunar steeple
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turkish oreos

weak crest
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A witcher in STALKER?
@weak crest toss a sosig to your witcher

tacit ginkgo
graceful fox
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That guy swearing left the server as well.

LOL

rustic ether
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That guy swearing left the server as well.
@graceful fox

The furry?

graceful fox
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Yes

pulsar cosmos
muted marten
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Kinda nice though

pulsar cosmos
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(Very high quality image) 8k HD

weak crest
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how old is that pic

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those maps where in cs half a year ago

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probably even more

pulsar cosmos
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One year ago I found it on a YouTube vid from DepoSit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkxNbW6E8YI&feature=share sorry if links are not Allowed in this channel

В этом видео я расскажу о моих попытках привнести в csgo что-то из игры сталкер.
Новые радиокоманды, stalker - скины игроков, новую озвучку для ксго

Ссылки из видео -

Ansimist : https://www.youtube.com/ansimist
Сталкерский фон : https://vk.com/depashtet?w=wall546953464_30271...

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muted marten
sage dirge
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oh

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this, i remember it

lunar crane
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lol

weak crest
fathom hare
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It wont load

wild owl
graceful fox
fathom hare
terse drum
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Ah yes the best faction:autists

modest fog
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Freedom bad
Dooty decent
Clear sky best

pastel eagle
terse drum
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Freedom bad
Dooty decent
Clear sky best
@modest fog clear sky kinda mank

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Dooty tho smile_strelok

modest fog
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swamp bros 4 lyfe

terse drum
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Swamp kinda cringe there’s just bandits and boars

night barn
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Every time a Clear Sky members hates Freedom but likes Duty, I'm a little bit confused

wild owl
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Well. CS members are mix of Zone's hater and Zone's lover.

night barn
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No

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They want to co-exist with the Zone in peace

sage dirge
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yes

lucid pilot
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Freedom good guys

terse drum
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Freedom crackheads

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But you see with dooty

livid night
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Join loners, no need to have confrontations with others

terse drum
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They’re so epic that no:deadly anomaly,dangerous mutants,anarchists or bandits will ever stop them

night barn
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X

sleek flame
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to doubt

terse drum
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Freedom kinda cringe

night barn
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Sorry for always fightin' ya at the Barrier

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Love ya, bro

terse drum
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Love you too crimson

graceful fox
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Imagine being Duty and chilling at the base while calling yourself a hero

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when in reality, Freedom protects everyone from the real threat so called

Monolith

modern lake
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tunnel snakes rule

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oh wait

terse drum
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Imagine sitting at your desk literally 24:7 and being a scammer

graceful fox
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Wrong game Slyth

terse drum
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That’s what I thought sid

night barn
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NCR Rangers, give them Hell

graceful fox
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But hey, at least I am richer than your poor backsiode

night barn
terse drum
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At least I don’t make my money by scamming rookies and making them run errands for me

graceful fox
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Why not? It feels like heaven

modern lake
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respecc for not lying about your deeds, Sidor never lies

night barn
graceful fox
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Exactly, I ain't lying

terse drum
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Right right sid never lied

graceful fox
#

I am just financially creative

modern lake
#

says the things how they are, you accept it or not. Duty always lying and dat mane

graceful fox
terse drum
#

He’s probably selling rubber boolets to the rookies for twice the price

night barn
#

Kinda mean, ngl

modern lake
#

i aint wanna play like dat dawg

night barn
#

I cried when Duty kept spreading lies about Freedom

graceful fox
#

Again, financial creativity

modern lake
#

they's be sayin dis and dat but it be fake

night barn
#

Once or twice...

#

Okay, it was actually 17 times

terse drum
#

Crimson is about the only freedomer I respect

night barn
terse drum
graceful fox
#

Imagine disrespecting people over a video game faction

modern lake
graceful fox
#

Bruno momento

terse drum
#

It’s the same as irl politics

night barn
graceful fox
terse drum
#

But we aren’t allowed to talk about irl politics so we talk about factions

graceful fox
terse drum
graceful fox
terse drum
graceful fox
night barn
#

"U r facton wack, Fredom eppic"

weak crest
terse drum
#

Even them bandit degenerates are better than you freedomers!

graceful fox
#

Ah nuu

haughty echo
terse drum
#

Sorry to all my bandit friends for calling you degenerates

night barn
#

Even them Bandits are better than Duty

#

And that's not a lie

graceful fox
#

I can approve that

#

I have raided entire Rostok as a bandit on my own

night barn
true stratus
terse drum
#

Hey at least bandits drink vodka all day in their camp unlike you freedom poopoos smoking weed all day in your camps

graceful fox
#

Honestly

night barn
#

Some of them

graceful fox
#

I think that vodka and weed would make a good combo

modest fog
#

s w a m p

graceful fox
modest fog
#

I can hear the chimeras in the water

graceful fox
#

No, I was not part of that battle in the swamps.

IT was discount bandits AKA Renegades

terse drum
#

Myes discount bandits

night barn
#

They mostly just drink vodka and smoke cigies, just like other Stalkers

graceful fox
#

Renegades bad lol

night barn
#

No u

graceful fox
#

No u

night barn
#

No u

modern lake
#

freedom: potheads, drunks, bloodsucker boners.
you oughta improve your game

graceful fox
#

No u

night barn
#

Bruh

graceful fox
#

Bruh

terse drum
#

Yeah

sage dirge
#

No U

night barn
#

Slyth being kinda Duty rn

graceful fox
#

@sage dirge a.

terse drum
#

That’s the spirit slyth

sage dirge
#

a.

graceful fox
#

a.

sage dirge
#

a.

graceful fox
#

a.

terse drum
#

At least our duty men don’t frick bloodsuckers!

sage dirge
#

a.

modern lake
#

i meant that's all they say, kinda tired of the same over and over

night barn
#

That's enough, lads

modern lake
graceful fox
#

Hey, at least we bandits are not trying to save or free the zone.

We are just having fun

sage dirge
#

ok

#

weed man

night barn
#

At least our duty men don’t frick bloodsuckers!

Oh man, if only you knew

sage dirge
graceful fox
#

We bandits bone them!

night barn
#

Good

terse drum
#

Yeah bandits just chill around and harass rookies

graceful fox
sage dirge
night barn
#

We bandits bone them!

terse drum
#

Bruh

modest fog
#

Waaaaaaaaaa

night barn
#

What, it's Bandit dialogue

graceful fox
#

That's right, we bone bloodsuckers.

One of us dressed as a freedomer to make freedom look bad

#

I said it, I said it guys!

terse drum
#

Bruh

modest fog
#

What a smart move

terse drum
#

400 IQ play right there

sage dirge
#

kill

modern lake
#

it was all political shenanigans

sage dirge
#

dooty

night barn
#

In CS, all dialogue is shared within an area. As such, Free Stalkers, Bandit, Freedom and Duty dialogue is all shared with each other

true stratus
#

Bandit best

night barn
#

Epic

terse drum
#

Bandit is kinda cringe tbh

sage dirge
#

Wolf pfp : Bandits are the best

graceful fox
#

mmmm myes bloodsucker

night barn
#

Bandits underutilized

graceful fox
#

Wait a minute- Wolf

terse drum
#

Loners are kinda chad

graceful fox
#

loners are kinda chad because of protagonists

modest fog
#

hanging out with bandits really do make me feel happy
That criminal brotherhood feel get to me

graceful fox
night barn
weak crest
#

Monolith are pot heads

modern lake
#

you can't really tell about loners

terse drum
#

I just realised sidorovich is a bandit

#

Well that’s kinda cringe

modern lake
#

free stalkers are kek

night barn
modest fog
#

Sneaky lad

terse drum
#

Can we talk about how cringe mercs are

sage dirge
#

Tbh, sidorovich is a true bandit

night barn
terse drum
#

Off top?

graceful fox
#

Does that make me a bandit if I shop with or help other bandits?

Or does that make me a bandit if I steal money off of others?

night barn
#

It's kinda on topic

sage dirge
#

Or does that make me a bandit if I steal money off of others?

graceful fox
#

Wait-I mean

Financial creativity!

#

Yes, financial creativity.

sage dirge
#

nah, you help kids with disseases

graceful fox
sage dirge
terse drum
#

Sidorovich is probably an eBay scammer in his spare time

graceful fox
#

How did you know I have an eBay account!? And no, not a scammer.

Financial creative eBayer

sage dirge
#

wtf Sidor, i thought you have a Rozetka account (ua shop) zak

graceful fox
#

That too

terse drum
#

Alibaba smile_strelok

sage dirge
#

prices in ebay are just twice bigger, yeah?

wild owl
sage dirge
terse drum
wild owl
terse drum
#

Sorry guys my mother said it’s time to ea I gotta go shoot some freedom

graceful fox
#

Yes.

sage dirge
#

it's time to ea

modern lake
#

myes go to sleep sidorovich

sage dirge
night barn
#

Spinning Vova Vist head when?

sage dirge
#

idk

graceful fox
#

I am so financially creative, I think I should make a guide book

night barn
#

Me neither

graceful fox
#

And by that I mean make up some bs then scam other people for it

wild owl
#

Spinning Vova Vist head when?
🤔

sage dirge
#

imagine making a scam book about scam

graceful fox
#

See? I am creative smile_strelok

modern lake
#

Zone Survival Guide sidorovich

night barn
#

ZSG kinda epic tho

sage dirge
#

how the book is called : Zone Survival Guide, how Sidor calls it : Zone Scam Guide

graceful fox
#

Sidorovich's survival guide smile_strelok

pastel eagle
#

Even them bandit degenerates are better than you freedomers!
yes

sleek flame
#

g

feral marsh
#

Which mod on Earth is that?

modern lake
#

it's old af, don't remember the name, sadly

modest fog
#

Everyone gangsta till fritz show up

modern lake
#

doubt it's allowed as well, so gonna delete

#

rule 6, after all

lucid jolt
#

whats illegal innit?

modern lake
#

rule 6 messer

modest fog
#

Screenshot from a mod
Had a very naughty word

lucid jolt
#

but

#

its just a german uniform, no swasticas

muted marten
#

Meh, wasn't that bad imo, only the Prussian eagle on it I think

modern lake
#

faction was fascists, full of german guys GWseremePeepoThink

muted marten
#

The word fascist isn't banned either so it could've stayed imo

modern lake
muted marten
modern lake
#

anyway not sure if you can even find the mod again

muted marten
#

Honestly looked like a photoshoped image, those models seemed strange

lucid jolt
#

its actual screenshot, i saw that mod somewhere

modern lake
#

yeah, it was for CS iirc

lucid jolt
#

its not reborn

modern lake
#

ofc, reborn is worse GWcmeisterPeepoEZ

muted marten
#

Probably just the pic, but that mod looked worse than mobile stalker smile_scar

wild owl
modest fog
#

They are ready

wild owl
frigid depot
#

Баян же, не?

#

Подожди, это гитара smile_strelok

wild owl
#

ачё всмысле.

frigid depot
#

Ну, гитара это

#

Старая

pastel eagle
night barn
#

Whackage

pastel eagle
wild owl
fathom hare
#

Real chads always kiss their fellow chads goodnight

gentle parrot
velvet spruce
night barn
#

PMm Gang

tacit ginkgo
#

Pillar Men theme play

weak crest
tacit ginkgo
sage zealot
sage zealot
rustic ether
shadow osprey
#

👍

fathom hare
#

Works

shadow osprey
#

It's don't Sidorovich, it's Srekovich

hasty pelican
#

*not

brisk merlin
weak crest
#

what is that warning, i've never seen it

wild owl
#

@orchid scaffold
Where did you get this pic?

muted marten
#

Do you mean the original?

wild owl
#

Yes

muted marten
#

1 moment

wild owl
wild owl
#

90% новичков не умеют пользоваться болтами. Большинство разбрасывает свои кишки на ветки в маленьких аномалиях с 5-6% вероятностью выпадения артефакта. Доход съедает починка брони и оружия. В результате хабар не увеличиваются. А это – прямой путь к ловле маслины.

У опытных другой подход. Часть артефактов они всегда отдают мне и получают 1000 рублей и бинты, с каждым годом увеличивая свой капитал.

Но почему же 90% сталкеров не несут хабар мне? Главная причина - не хватает знаний, как правильно это делать. Боятся прогореть. Недоверие. Непонимание зачем им, если они пока мало зарабатывают.

Я решил это исправить и показать, как каждый сможет более грамотно инвестировать хабар. Обязательно уделю время модификациям стволов, без которых не выбраться из бедности.

Расскажу подробно об смертельных аномалиях и опасных мутантах

Это будет мой авторский мастер-класс.

На нем мы поговорим о конкретных шагах:

  • Что нужно, чтобы начать раздавать а не ловить маслины?
  • Что такое Детектор "Велес" и для чего он нужен?
  • Как выбрать комбинезон?
  • Как искать артефакты в аномальных полях?

Я поделюсь собственным опытом, который вы легко сможете повторить . Принять участие - https://vk.com/S.I.D.O.R.O.V.I.C.H.

П.С. Повтора не будет... И это единственный раз, когда я провожу бесплатно, в дальнейшем уроки можно будет купить только за деньги...

grand hornet
clever ice
#

Hehe, I made that meme

digital storm
#

Its funny because its true

graceful fox
#

They gonna get radiation

sage dirge
lunar steeple
#

me when

weak crest
#

poo

frigid depot
#

You can't change my mind

sage dirge
#

I hate these girls tbhkuznetsov

#

Take photos like that in Pripyat is...

#

Bruh

muted marten
#

You can thank the mini series

sage dirge
#

Yes

#

Lithuanian town was in mini series, right?

modern lake
#

you'd prefer men, got it

muted marten
#

Lithuanian town was in mini series, right?
Multiple

sage dirge
#

As i remember, because Ukraine wasn't allowed them

muted marten
#

Doubt it was because of that

sage dirge
#

Because easier, maybe

muted marten
#

Because your buildings are collapsed

sage dirge
#

Ah yes

#

Tbh no wonder

modern lake
lunar steeple
#

i hate both of them

one doesnt exist, one exist

modern lake
#

@timber obsidian no swearing man

timber obsidian
#

oh ok

agile terrace
foggy raptor
foggy raptor
wild owl
wild owl
hasty pelican
#

it's not psy radiation it just that woman

velvet umbra
#

Does anyone have "STFU I'm listening to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. theme music/song" meme video?

sage dirge
#

god

violet frost
#

Твич есть

#

да?

#

serjous82

#

)

sage dirge
#

ну и...?

violet frost
#

да прост

#

можно вопрос

sage dirge
#

конечно

violet frost
sage dirge
#

маслину поймал

violet frost
#

)

stiff condor
muted marten
tacit ginkgo
sage dirge
#

Why

#

It was posted like

#

3 times

worldly moth
#

Hey stalker! You can’t just post same meme 3 timeskuznetsov

ha-ha discord makes ping-ping-ping smile_strelok

muted marten
#

At least they tried

sage dirge
#

at least

worldly moth
#

My eyes

flint sluice
hasty pelican
#

bruh, imagine controllers with guns

manic dagger
main spear
#

Dear god, no.

#

Don't want to imagine.

weak crest
sage zealot
#

oldie but a goldie

wild owl
weak crest
#

please translate cry

#

something is making me think it's a very good meme related to "makarov remember, no russian"

rugged crow
#

Remember, don't speak about Duty

weak crest
#

lol knew it xD

wild owl
#

Remember, no Duty
If to be more correct

livid night
weak crest
weak crest
#

my trying to deactive the the brain scrocher

#

Same

wild owl
drifting tree
worldly moth
#

weak crest
#

F

wild owl
fathom hare
#

If to be more correct
@wild owl remmember, no freedom would be better

sage dirge
#

dooty is gay

lunar crane
rustic ether
weak crest
#

Yes

unreal temple
#

Yes [2]

weak crest
#

Yes [Monolit smile_strelok]

unreal temple
#

Ah [yes]

final orchid
#

hail monolith

stable mirage
sage zealot
hasty pelican
#

I said come in, don't stand there!

#

bruh, I hope S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 will have these annoying phrases too

foggy raptor
#

if they dont have "Get out of here, stalker" then it'll be anomaly until stalker 3

weak crest
#

Walking past 5 dutiers and them all saying ОРУЖИЕ УБРАЛ

fathom hare
#

Theyre loners tho

wild owl
potent mural
#

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unreal temple
frigid depot
#

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sage dirge
#

fake sidor

frigid depot
#

I can't change my nickname by myself
Honestly I don't know why we can't do this here

sage dirge
#

moderator can do this

frigid depot
#

Yeah but there's a feature that lets do it by yourself and without moderator
Imagine asking moderator everytime you want to change nickname

sage dirge
#

🤔

ember isle
#

I got the name comrade kiki now, idk how but I can’t do anything about it noice

lunar steeple
#

atleast it calmed down when collector died in a nuclear bomb blast

frigid depot
#

what do you mean?

atleast it calmed down when collector died in a nuclear bomb blast

sage zealot
#

what would you like your nickname changed to

#

and do not call moderators jannies @lunar steeple

#

we've been over this before

ember isle
#

Why not? 👀

lunar steeple
sage zealot
#

insults are not allowed in any shape or form towards others.

ember isle
#

Oh, I didn’t consider it an insult, my mistake noice

sage zealot
#

it's been an ongoing thing. It's one of those try to loophole the system type of thing, but the meaning is quite clear to us

frigid depot
#

So, why can't we change our nicknames without moderators here?
Did anything happen to forbid it?

sage zealot
#

I believe it was due to the early days of the server, or the limitation of people being able to use offensive names and change them back easily

#

but I don't have info on the specific, but pretty sure that's around the reasoning I would get if I asked one of GSC

#

let me know if you would like to have your nickname changed :)

frigid depot
#

Ok
Can I become "green bug"?

sage zealot
frigid depot
#

a crash has been detected...

modern lake
#

but you are red kuznetsov

sage zealot
sage dirge
#

fast, pet froge

weak crest
#

Not stalker mem

modern lake
#

Not stalker mem

sage dirge
#

mem

#

not poggers

foggy raptor
#

Mmm yes pet Свобода

sage dirge
#

pet froge

brisk merlin
wild owl
sage dirge
#

literally

#

🤫

tidal blade
weak crest
#

shrekovorichsmile_strelok

vivid grove
#

Grigorovichsmile_strelok

flat wedge
#

Sidorek

wild owl
#

Vova Vist when he sees lonely stalker coming from the Swamps.

frigid depot
#

Да-да-да?
Да-да?
Да-Да Да-да-да?

errant nexus
#

Cheeki breeki

weak crest
unreal temple
#

My friend made this
This is cursed.
But can't deny it, it's also beautiful.

grizzled marsh
grizzled marsh
frozen cargo
#

Sidorovich would never say this
I'm shaking and crying rn

graceful fox
#

I didn't say this... What the hell?

weak crest
#

sivorich you low baller.

weak crest
#

u gona get ambushed by bandits mate smile_strelok

feral marsh
#

vova bruh

foggy raptor
#

15:35 Petruha, Free Stalkers
"HELP ME STALKER!"

wispy canopy
#

Want a First Aid Kit Stalker?

foggy raptor
#

army medkits only

wispy canopy
#

a man of culture i see

humble haven
#

-warn @outer fjord Политика запрещена на сервере

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

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outer fjord
#

Какая политика?

#

Если это МЕМ БЫЛ

humble haven
#

Подумай, почему твой мем попадает под политоту

#

Это раз
Во-вторых, плохой мем
Соре

outer fjord
#

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