#🤨┃stalker_memes

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willow lagoon
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What mutant is this?????

quasi pagoda
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Finally sold the bandage

long hill
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why do he need so many artifacts

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he making bio weapons?

surreal canopy
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He created corona

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Corona started in the zone

languid goblet
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undercooked some of that chimken of his, went horribly wrong

honest rose
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aye, i can believe that

weak crest
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Guys, anybody got the dont ||beep|| with us stalker fans meme?

long hill
wild owl
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The most terrifying thing on this photo - pink Ruger

weak crest
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^

sage zealot
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👀

still scroll
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someones gotta make a dame da ne meme for one of the stalker characters

weak crest
finite steeple
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Saint Maslina

shy berry
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Oh my Go... MASLINA

analog cliff
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Slava Arstocke

shy berry
analog cliff
shy berry
analog cliff
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Rirka

shy berry
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Glory to AMD

finite steeple
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Huh

tall fractal
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Glory to AMD
@shy berry idi ko mne

wild owl
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Ti obretesh to, chto zaslujivaesh

finite steeple
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Put' zavershon chelovek

frigid depot
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Tvoy put' savershayetsa

vivid grove
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Intol xuintol, AMUDE tashchit!

undone cypress
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Glory to AMD
@shy berry i have pentium 4

vivid grove
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No u must had AMD phenom/athlon!

undone cypress
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my pc is 15 years old

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i have only amd graphics card

vivid grove
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My pc is 10 years old

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I had amd graphic card and amd processor

undone cypress
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i better stay with my pentium

vivid grove
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Who had intel processor and intel graphic card is

undone cypress
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thats mine processor

finite steeple
vivid grove
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🧮

wild owl
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🤔🔫

finite steeple
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Good hunting , Stalker

weak crest
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hes shy

finite steeple
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Chill

surreal canopy
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he sad

finite steeple
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Sad chill

undone cypress
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thats so good

weak crest
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I have more like it

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This one is just how he died, I didn't move him

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Chillin in the void

weak crest
finite steeple
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Is he sleeping?

hasty crown
finite steeple
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@hasty crown thanks, i opened

shy berry
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@undone cypress Pentiun? Noice

graceful fox
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@frigid depot Wait a minute

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He is a faker

frigid depot
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We have a network

graceful fox
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Are we a hivemind?

frigid depot
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Yes

graceful fox
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OH LORD

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We are one, We are all

surreal canopy
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wait

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2 sidors

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means

graceful fox
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We need to make a hivemind

surreal canopy
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2 times more cans

graceful fox
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2 times more dog food

weak crest
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Finally

graceful fox
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We are one, We are all

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We are a network.

orchid scaffold
hasty pelican
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Oh no

graceful fox
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Join us.

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Become the thriving Network

hasty pelican
finite steeple
frigid depot
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One of us

graceful fox
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Become us.

livid night
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Wait, there can be only one Sid

finite steeple
twin vigil
graceful fox
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One of us, one of us.

frigid depot
timber garden
surreal canopy
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i must escape before tjis place gets taken over by sidorovichs

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i dont have enough cans

weak crest
undone cypress
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WHAT THE HELL

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-sidorovich 2012 ad

weak crest
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how to you can do that

undone cypress
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its an spoiler

graceful fox
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I said.

BECOME us.

weak crest
ancient crown
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efsgdgsouaehsdogjojfoijdafsf

finite steeple
livid night
ancient crown
weak crest
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song name pls

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I never thought watching a bloodsucker ride a bike would be so funny

ancient crown
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yes

undone cypress
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I said.

BECOME us.
@graceful fox no

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pidorovich

graceful fox
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Join us

undone cypress
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no

tacit ginkgo
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k

frigid depot
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Join
Last warning

tacit ginkgo
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k

night barn
undone cypress
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Join
Last warning
@frigid depot no

graceful fox
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Join us now

undone cypress
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no

finite steeple
undone cypress
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im in anti sidor club

finite steeple
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@undone cypress bruh , Sidorovich - top

ebon mirage
foggy fiber
weak crest
foggy fiber
weak crest
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I love the new emojis

finite steeple
hollow gale
weak crest
night barn
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I remember doing this for the first time

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Totally didn't think that would happen

weak crest
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Luckily for me I had found the meme after my first meeting time meeting him

zealous flax
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🇻 ℹ️ 🇸 🇹

night barn
zealous flax
night barn
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Oh yeah

night barn
frigid depot
weak crest
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🇻 🇴 🇻 🇦 🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

night barn
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Aw man, that sucks

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Nice

weak crest
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Done.

night barn
weak crest
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May I ask, what does vist/vova vist mean?

night barn
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Do you remember the machine gunner at the Cordon?

weak crest
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VOVA VIST is machine gunner on the Cordon blockpost, that shoot on Scar when he goes from Marsh

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Ohhhhhh

night barn
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Yup

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That's him

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Vova Vist

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Lord and Savior of Ukraine

weak crest
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Legendary person

night barn
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Killed many Stalkers

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And the Stalkers that did make it into the Zone have nightmares about him

weak crest
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Is he just part of lore or he is in one of the games

night barn
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Sad to say, he is a meme

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But an absolute legend

weak crest
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VOVA VIST calls a green beatle in the lags

night barn
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So, there was this guy who was streaming CS. He was getting killed nonstop by the Machine Gunner. He later decided to attack the outpost. He killed everyone, including the machine gunner. Having looked into his inventory, he saw the following name:

||V O V A V I S T||

weak crest
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Omg.. So scary..

sage dirge
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Absolute legend

weak crest
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RIP VOVA VIST lebedev_f

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So this whole time I thought it was a group of military, it was one person with a machine gun?

night barn
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Heh, I searched up Vova Vist

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Guess who's video was on top?

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Serjous'

sage dirge
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stop

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how did you write

night barn
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"Vova Vist"

sage dirge
night barn
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The dude who killed him totally disrespected him

sage dirge
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you know what's sad

night barn
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If only Vova Vist had the ability to just reload a save

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He'd totally win 100/1 times

sage dirge
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i made subtitles to this video 'cause i saw that they're not there

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but after i made the video

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i checked the original, and they were kuznetsov

night barn
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Yeah

civic siren
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press F for Vova Vist. He was a good man...

graceful fox
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One of us, One of us

frigid depot
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One of us, one of us

graceful fox
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Become one of us.

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We are one, we are all... We are the network

frigid depot
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sidorovich-consciousness

graceful fox
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Sidorovich Network

sage dirge
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what

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where's the true Sidorovich

graceful fox
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@sage dirge Become us

sage dirge
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oh i know how to find out

graceful fox
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Become the one

sage dirge
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A.

frigid depot
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We are the true sidorovich

graceful fox
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a.

frigid depot
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a.

sage dirge
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bruh

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my lyf hax was broken

graceful fox
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@sage dirge Join the thriving Network

weak crest
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Don't listen to them it's a scam to steal all your bread

sage dirge
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i know bro

graceful fox
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We will give bread

sage dirge
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No you won't

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even for tasks

frigid depot
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Not for free of course... But we will give

graceful fox
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Wait, my duplicate plays fortnite...

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I am disappointed

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I demand to shut down the network now

sage dirge
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i bet it'll be more expensive than in a shop

frigid depot
weak crest
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there can only be one sidorovich

graceful fox
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And that is me

weak crest
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no

sage dirge
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strelok

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no

frigid depot
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If you kill one then you will kill us both

graceful fox
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Strelok why, I am the one

weak crest
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that will be @graceful fox

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wait what

sage dirge
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1 at Cordon, the second one at the end of the game

weak crest
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THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

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NOW THERE ARE 2 OF THEM

sage dirge
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oh

frigid depot
sage dirge
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i found false Sidor

weak crest
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oh my god

graceful fox
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OH CRAP

weak crest
graceful fox
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I am the real one

weak crest
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yes

graceful fox
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the one on the very top

sage dirge
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Red Sidor, 'cause he plays fortnite, Sidor only plays stalker

weak crest
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the real one is on Do Not Disturb

sage dirge
graceful fox
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And that is me

frigid depot
weak crest
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there are 6 sidorovich's, but only 1 Strelok

graceful fox
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We need Strelok Hive

sage dirge
graceful fox
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How about a hivemind of Kuznetsovs

frigid depot
graceful fox
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Prove it

frigid depot
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Wait, there's more than three

sage dirge
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1 in SOC, 2 in CS, 3 in COP

frigid depot
sage dirge
weak crest
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OH MY GOD

frigid depot
weak crest
graceful fox
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Wait a minute.

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What is happening!/

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I am scared!!!

weak crest
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guys i found the fake sidorovich

brisk merlin
weak crest
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tf is the left one

lofty basin
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C-Conscious, I believe

night barn
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Likely

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Some mod icon for it

timber garden
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итс монолит

final orchid
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Okay, rock worshipper

weak crest
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@frigid depot how you can be from Duty, you are a trader

alpine patrol
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laughs in barman

long hill
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clear sky is my jam

waxen dove
weak crest
muted marten
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-unmute @frozen cargo

reef hingeBOT
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Unmuted @frozen cargo

muted marten
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Nice one Nettle

limber dragon
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Wut happen

muted marten
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He posted a meme and bot got him

limber dragon
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Nettle: posts meme
Discord bot:
CROIKEY MATE, WE GOT A LOIVE WUNN!!

muted marten
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He posted this

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So bot sorta thought it was spam

weak crest
sage zealot
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Are ya winnin son?

eager rapids
acoustic sun
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Why the f is there a white background?

frail bone
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Check for alpha channel

sage zealot
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fixed for you

weak crest
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me when i play stalker for the first time and strelok sells back to me what i sold him for double the price

muted marten
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Strelok doesn't sell you anything

sage zealot
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lol

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post is now owned by merc gang tho

weak crest
frigid depot
glad cypress
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why is quality different

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and outlines removed

weak crest
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@frigid depot sidorovich playing fortnite?

"loosing his religion..."

frigid depot
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It's the only thing my boys from village installed on my computer

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Also, do you really care about it that much?
I can't listen to some well written and good dialogue in PvE mode?
Do you hate only Battle Royale mode or fortnite in general?
You don't hate fortnite, you hate little kids that play it

weak crest
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"i don't hate fortnite, i hate the comunity"

frigid depot
weak crest
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I saw how Kids waste 1k + of euros in skins

frigid depot
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Well, I'm not a kid that does it smile_degtyarev

weak crest
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Well, I'm not a kid that does it smile_degtyarev
@frigid depot sidorovich Duty? Ironic

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Sidorovich is a merc

frigid depot
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Sidorovich is a trader
He doesn't have faction

weak crest
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Sidorovich is a trader
He doesn't have faction
@frigid depot Yes "traders"

frigid depot
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I was talking about it

weak crest
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Its a faction on SC

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Really

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Barmen and sidorovich have That faction

frigid depot
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Yeah, I know. I just phrase it wrong

finite steeple
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I think Sidorovich and barmen in Loner faction

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But Barmen like Duty

weak crest
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But Barmen like Duty
@finite steeple "Barmen is with us"

finite steeple
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@weak crest yea, maybe

weak crest
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@finite steeple join duty

finite steeple
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I am freedom

weak crest
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I am freedom
@finite steeple me Duty (clear Sky)

sage zealot
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quality actually wasn't removed, I had actually changed the contrast and brightness on the merc one xd

weak crest
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You have little extra chromozonea

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You can never have too many sidoroviches

waxen dove
weak crest
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How to put GIF on avatar

night barn
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You need Nitro for that

undone cypress
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@night barn have mercy on me please

night barn
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Wack

undone cypress
weak crest
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walking

wild owl
frigid depot
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Shotgun is too big and stalker is too small to get wanted effect in the pic

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Also, do you know where it was made? I suggest SFM was used

wild owl
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Yes. I couldn't get the right cam pose to make it better

frigid depot
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You could change size of some parts and stretch them

wild owl
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🤔

frigid depot
weak crest
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Bruh

flint sluice
finite steeple
brisk merlin
frigid depot
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Почему это так смешно? smile_degtyarev

finite steeple
frozen cargo
hasty pelican
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nnnghg cursive cyrilic

weak crest
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translate

muted marten
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“Hello”

weak crest
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The meme

sage dirge
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me : bring a cup of tea all other cups in my room : hello

hasty pelican
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oh, the thing on the bottom is "здарова"?

sage dirge
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yup

hasty pelican
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Nice

finite steeple
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Hello - привет , здравствуйте , здрасьте , здарова , приветствую

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@hasty pelican

hasty pelican
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I know what it means, I just don't understand any other fonts in cyrilic

finite steeple
brisk merlin
weak crest
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transalate

sage dirge
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no

weak crest
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Yes

frigid depot
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Teacher: What, so hard to go to the toilet on the break?
Toilet on the break:

sage dirge
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no

weak crest
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ahhaahaha

brisk merlin
finite steeple
viscid flint
brisk merlin
weak crest
brisk merlin
weak crest
brisk merlin
weak crest
frigid depot
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Not accurate
We can't afford any of these

weak crest
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Loll

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Feels bad man

finite steeple
weak crest
obsidian charm
finite steeple
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У вируса нет шансов

brisk merlin
finite steeple
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Жыза

sly wharf
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I gotta learn Russian, heard it’s hard, yeah? Maybe even Ukraine also

rocky locust
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if you aren't an eastern european then yeah russian language is gonna be pretty hard to learn

undone cypress
modest fog
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Dabbin machines

finite steeple
weak crest
long hill
reef umbra
weak crest
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X-ray engine remake of stalker 2 when GSC?

manic dagger
alpine patrol
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drink milk

wild owl
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Oh my

manic dagger
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me irl btw

willow lagoon
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Bruv he looks like my friend with muscular distrofy

limber dragon
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My mans needs some 🅱️read

lucid pilot
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Yo he has my arms

manic dagger
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He has my body lmao

cinder urchin
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cardan has my feet wtf

lunar steeple
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yo guys have you heard a new stalker mod is confirmed its called stalker 2

sage dirge
cinder urchin
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this makes me wonder why cars were never added to the release build of stalker.

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Ｕｋｒａｉｎｉａｎ　Ｄｒｉｆｔ

sage dirge
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i changed its config, that's why it drifts like crazy

cinder urchin
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Very nice.

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Hey what mod are you playing with?

sage dirge
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it's vanilla, with a vehicle spawner

cinder urchin
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wait you can spawn vehicles in vanilla?

sage dirge
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yes

cinder urchin
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HOw

sage dirge
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just download some spawner

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Повелитель зоны, for example

orchid scaffold
polar mortar
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A real wasteland title

graceful fox
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Sidorovich's menu

errant bane
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can anyone change my nickname to Sidorovich?

sage dirge
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no

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@night barn

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can you help

night barn
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What's up, diggity dawg?

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Another one

errant bane
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bites the dust

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thanks

night barn
errant bane
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alexa, play dirge for the planet

weak crest
undone cypress
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pidorovich

finite steeple
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@undone cypress

undone cypress
weak crest
finite steeple
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I like this meme

weak crest
finite steeple
weak crest
forest wolf
orchid scaffold
loud vale
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pck pck

atomic sable
ancient jay
loud vale
analog yoke
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yes. we know. ask sidorovich for more

ebon mirage
weak crest
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Repost moment

livid night
undone cypress
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♻️ moment

old glacier
manic dagger
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100 climbers, 40 punches, 100 plank knee taps, and 60 pushups fml

hasty pelican
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Oh no... OH NO
20 PUSHUPS FOR QUICKSAVING?!

sage dirge
weak crest
waxen dove
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What happend if I tag Sidorovich? Which one will show up? @uncut zealot

errant bane
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not me

weak crest
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Imagine being sidorovich

frigid depot
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Imagined

manic dagger
final orchid
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Xcar engine

manic dagger
woeful marten
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🇺🇸
No one:
Absolutely none:
GSC GAME WORLD: Stalker 2 Official Trailer
Fans: WHAT ?, HOW, WHY ?, WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!
Meanwhile, somewhere in the north:
Strelok: "You have no idea where I was and what I saw there" hands Grigorovich ready-made discs with stalkers 2, 3, 4, 5.
Grigorovich: what are you doing, beast, how and where from ?!

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🇷🇺
Никто:
Абсолютно никто:
GSC GAME WORLD: официальный трейлер сталкера 2
Фанаты: ЧТО ЗА?, КАК, ПОЧЕМУ?, ЧТО ПРОИСХОДИТ?!
ТЕМ ВРЕМЕНЕМ ГДЕ-ТО НА СЕВЕРЕ:
Стрелок: "Ты не представляешь, где я был и что я там видел" протягивает Григоровичу готовые диски со сталкерами 2, 3, 4, 5.
Григорович: ты что творишь зверь, как и откуда?!

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Ніхто:
Абсолютно ніхто:
GSC GAME WORLD: офіційний трейлер сталкера 2.
Фанати: ЩО ЗА? ЯК, ЧОМУ? ЩО РОБИТЬСЯ?!
ТИМ ЧАСОМ ДЕСЬ НА ПІВНОЧІ:
Стрілок: "Ти не уявляєш, де я був і що я там бачив" простягає Григоровичу готові диски з сталкером 2, 3, 4, 5.
Григорович: Ти що робиш, звір, як і від куди?!

weak crest
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the worst thing is that you translated them for every language

hasty pelican
weak crest
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Its not even funny

olive bison
lunar steeple
manic dagger
timber garden
west hemlock
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Just replace all of it with Monolith propaganda and that's the Shadow of Chernobyl endgame

olive bison
charred steppe
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getting to the cnpp

shy berry
boreal mango
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🇺🇸
No one:
Absolutely none:
GSC GAME WORLD: Stalker 2 Official Trailer
Fans: WHAT ?, HOW, WHY ?, WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!
Meanwhile, somewhere in the north:
Strelok: "You have no idea where I was and what I saw there" hands Grigorovich ready-made discs with stalkers 2, 3, 4, 5.
Grigorovich: what are you doing, beast, how and where from ?!

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weak crest
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@undone cypress snorks are my most hated mutants in COP
except in SOC

finite steeple
lunar steeple
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just want to make some money and now i have to duel 3 snorks

undone cypress
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snork inc.

halcyon sail
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nobody

GSC: announces stalker 2 but its an xbox exclusive for now

me: Grate things need patiance and i have lost mine realods gun the snorks zaton wont purge themselfs

rustic ether
alpine patrol
weak crest
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Its not only an Xbox exclusive

halcyon sail
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Rage has blinded me forgive me o monolith

void jackal
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I thought it was gonna be launch exclusive on xbox but seems I was wrong

weak crest
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No Xbox and PC

worldly moth
odd junco
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yes

brisk merlin
weak crest
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i can read it despite not knowing if it even is russian

frozen cargo
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i mean
using gun's stock to open the door is more realistic than some magical pinlocks

weak crest
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no its not

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not at all wtf

lunar steeple
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nettle just destroyed the whole profession of lockpicking

analog yoke
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oh, i thought it reffered to loot being held in locked chests, compared to stalker where you can find crap on the ground

sage dirge
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*nestle

analog yoke
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what does vzlom mean?

sage dirge
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Break in

analog yoke
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oh, i think i get it now kek

wild owl
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Tachenko in a nutshell

analog yoke
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dont worry, his stand will catch the bullet before he gets hit.

loud oak
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Meme about cutting out content

wild owl
flint sluice
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Привет я подсяду? Спасибо.

Почему у меня на руке нашивка "Монолита"? Ну, просто мне понравилась нашивка.

Поддерживаю ли я "Монолит"? Да.

Да, я являюсь частью группировки. А почему ты спрашиваешь?

В смысле навязываю тебе что-то? Так ты же сам спросил. Ладно.

Хочу ли я своего брата? О, Монолит, нет, конечно. Почему я должен его хотеть?

В смысле всех? Нет, постой, это не так работает немножко. Тебе объяснить?

Не надо пропагандировать? Я не пропагандирую, ты просто сам спросил у меня… Ясно, я сумасшедший. Как и все. Ладно, извини, что потревожил. Я отсяду.

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worldly moth
ancient needle
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чем вам монолит не нравиться?

flint sluice
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я просто выбрал шота такое

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шо подошло бы

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хотя наверн с долговцами было бы рофлянее, но тут тема фанатизма затронута так шо

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решил так как есть

ancient needle
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В бой МОНООЛИТ отомся за павших!

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мне нравитüся что когда играешь за него спаун рядом с чаэс есть

worldly moth
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🔊 warning

ancient needle
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у меня громкость на максимумkuznetsov . что это?

ember cliff
errant bane
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Imagine being sidorovich
@weak crest I don't need to imagine, I'm doing it

weak crest
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That sounds extremely...

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Hot

graceful fox
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I am the real one

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Damn faker

frigid depot
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Bruh

finite steeple
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Брах

frigid depot
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Натуральный

finite steeple
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Вна2ре

woeful marten
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Вдруг правнук Сидора от Меченого был на работе вместо Стрелка и его взорвали, а со Стрелком все ок, но Стрелок убил Меченого, а Осознание заменило мертвое тело Сидора при родах правнука на тело управляемое Осознанием и главный герой которого обьвенили в убийстве Бороды и того, что он подбил вертолет Дягтерева и Соколова (пилота). ГГтеперь вынужден бежать и в бегах встретил Шрама возле генераторов который валялся пьяным возле живого Меченого, который каким-то образом окался живой, доказывает, то что единственным членом группировки Осознание и к тому же лидером является фэйковый Сидорович

finite steeple
woeful marten
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:GWjianWut:

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Почему у меня такого нету

errant bane
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I am the real one
@graceful fox Sidoroviched one, what the hell?!

graceful fox
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What the hell Sidorovich two?

errant bane
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no

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I'm Sidorovich three

graceful fox
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What?

sage dirge
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what

finite steeple
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Oh battle of 2 Sidorovich

errant bane
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we need to make faction called "Sidorlith" where every member is Sidorovich

finite steeple
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Maybe traders

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With Barmen,Sacharov

errant bane
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nah, having all traders togheder would mean that traders from diffrent factions would be togheder and that means conflicts inside of traders community

finite steeple
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What togheder means?
I have bad English@errant bane GWcmeisterPeepoShrug

errant bane
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you can use Google™ translate

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it can help you find what that word means by translating it to the one in your language

sage dirge
finite steeple
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I trying learned english , i find unknown me words and understood

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Sorry

sage dirge
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он ошибку сделал, хотел написать "together " лул

finite steeple
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Тю

woeful marten
finite steeple
woeful marten
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'Снорк разговаривала с Кровососом'
Снорк: Я мечтаю забраться на верхушку этого дерева, но у меня так мало сил(
Кровосос: Почему бы тебе не поклевать мой помет? В нем много питательных веществ. Возьми его с собой, авось пригодится.
'Снорк склевал кучку помета, и это действительно дало ему достаточно сил, чтобы забраться на нижнюю ветку дерева. На следующий день, съев еще, он достиг второй ветки. Наконец, на четвертый день Снорк гордо сидел на верхушке дерева. Там его заметил Сталкер и сбил метким выстрелом из ружья'
Мораль: манипуляции с дерьмом могут помочь вам добраться до вершины, но не удержат вас там, так как вы в ЗОНЕ.

frigid depot
finite steeple
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Это шо лесной оркестр

frigid depot
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Лесное соло

finite steeple
worldly moth
hasty pelican
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I wish I had a gas mask

errant bane
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I have one but asbestos

worldly moth
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Old, but still good to meme around

lunar steeple
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its probably very shitty to breathe in a gasmask

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seeing as how i struggle to wear a facemask for more than 10 minutes in sun light and having a stroke i will never do the same with a gas mask

worldly moth
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The problem to wear this mask, is a huge oxygen cylinder. You need entire bag to place it or having special costume for it and only then you can walk with it

hasty pelican
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Well I don't struggle in a facemask so I may be fine

worldly moth
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But it’s incredibly old mask, nobody in right mind will wear it

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Except me

undone cypress
modest fog
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This could be us
But u playin

worldly moth
undone cypress
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some random propoganda i made, tommorow there will be meme from it

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i want to sleep and i dont care about copypastas

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ofc i will

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espect drunk version of it

alpine patrol
undone cypress
clear leaf
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I trying learned english , i find unknown me words and understood
@finite steeple oh, nice to see, that I'm not alone, trying to upgrade my English here

minor wolf
manic dagger
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english is meme language 🙂

undone cypress
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going to remake it tommorow

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make full page

muted marten
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So you're going to ruin it for no reason huh

undone cypress
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no no
i mean't make old parts stay and add other

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i just forgot about that

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meme what i made

gleaming raven
limber dragon
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...you hecker

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WAIT
I DIDNT SCROLL DOWN
HECKKK

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Did you guys know I did the math and that vid is over 4000 years long?

abstract summit
surreal canopy
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♻️

alpine patrol
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kira moment

weak crest
finite steeple
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english is meme language 🙂
@manic dagger in Slavic countries Ukrainian is meme language)

weak crest
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Croatian is meme language

flint sluice
lucid pilot
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I got mine from freedom after I defeated duty also got a sweet exosuit

livid night
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@finite steeple кіт

finite steeple
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Ти маму мав

sage dirge
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Hahhaha funnni word кіт hahaah

livid night
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Кіт

undone cypress
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кіт кит

finite steeple
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Nice cat

livid night
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Awesome fur

finite steeple
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He has a mother

livid night
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Cat, did you have a mother? Meow Cat, did you have a father? Meow

finite steeple
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Farher

fossil yacht
finite steeple
undone cypress
timid wraith
flint sluice
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Wolf is the character of S.T.A.L.K.E.R .: Shadow of Chernobyl and S.T.A.L.K.E.R .: Clear Sky and not S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat is the leader of the lone camp in the village of newcomers on the Cordon.
Biography
Clear sky
Then I will add.
Nickname
Wolf
Found in ...
SoC, CS
Rank
Zina's Legend
Grouping
Loners
Occupation
Is going to rest
Death
Can be killed by Scar
Can be killed by Marked Can be killed by a boar Can be killed by a dog Can be killed by a bloodsucker May not be killed Can be killed by a fire

The shadow of Chernobyl
He took off his gas mask. He died in the fire.
Bugs
Bugov Raccoon Grigorovitch

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limber dragon
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All I saw was bonk

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But in Cyrillic

flint sluice
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All I saw was bonk
@limber dragon i can translate it for you, my friend

limber dragon
flint sluice
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Interesting Facts
Most likely, the name of the Wolf is a reference to the Wolf, Boris Vasilyevich, the hero of the Soviet Union, and the 1996 film, The Wolf.
He is a loner, which is a reference to loner wolves.
Since his name is Wolf, it is obvious that he corresponds to the Gray Wolf from the Russian folk tale "The Fox and the Wolf".
Proceeding from this, the death of a wolf in a fire is an easter egg to the phrase "freezing-freezing, wolf's tail", thereby emphasizing his death from the opposite influence and mockery of death.
Wolf's dialogue says "ufo" instead of "but". This is a reference to UFOs.
The fact that Wolk once worked as a miner is a reference to the events in Donbass in 2014 by the developers, and speaks of his pro-Moscow sympathies.
In the trailer stalker two, you can see the poem in Ukrainian. This is a reference to the nationality of the game developers, GSC Game World, Ukrainians.
In the SoC files, you can find a model of a mercenary with a Wolf face. This is a harbinger of the cut-out plot of CS about doubles: father Valerian and Gaikin.
The biography says that he is "old" and is going to "retire", although he looks only 30-35 years old. Most likely, he is old and is about to retire.
He had the name Stalker "Wolf", which is a little strange. But if you think about it, it's not very strange. Although as anyone.
The Russian shit rapper Nurminsky in his shitty "You Can Be The First Crazy" "sings" about the Wolf from the game.
It is quite clear that the Wolf is an Easter Sunday, which belongs to one of the founding fathers of this wiki, Wolfskopf.

finite steeple
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Wolf is dead

true stratus
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Когда сказал што сталкер гавно
Ищу бан

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keen bear
weak crest
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wtf

frigid depot
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Sidorovich

errant bane
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Sidorowicz

weak crest
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Sidorovichi

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or is that italien?

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Sidorowiczia?

errant bane
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idk

wild owl
timid wraith
muted marten
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@wild owl does the text above the cheems say before and after?

frigid depot
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No
It says
"In SoC/In CoP"

muted marten
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Ah

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puk-puk why have you left us

wild owl
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  • We are controlling half of a Zone, nobody can pass the Scorcher
  • Monomit... I camnt hear you... Monomhit... why have you left us
weak crest
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kek...

keen bear
finite steeple
hasty pelican
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Duty were actual doomers in CS

weak crest
finite steeple
loud vale
acoustic sun
viscid flint
random dove
true relic
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Nice dog. Send it to me

hoary pendant
weak crest
alpine patrol
worldly moth
lucid pilot
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No that’s illegal

weak crest
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Isnt it vise versa?

sage zealot
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are you saying that it's not their duty...?

lucid pilot
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Yes it is vise versa

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But stillf_freedom

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Jk meme approved 👍

charred steppe
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i mean, i've seen a single dutier shred a squad of freedomers like nothing on all 3 games

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both vanilla and moded

limber dragon
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W-what?

lucid pilot
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feels_bad_stalk I shall not believe this

weak crest
weak crest
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i mean, i've seen a single dutier shred a squad of freedomers like nothing on all 3 games
@charred steppe quite logical, considering that most of the Duty members are ex military/special ops

charred steppe
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i mean, it tends to be that even tho freedom outnumbers duty, duty tends to just outgun freedom

weak crest
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Mhm

alpine patrol
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laughs in grenade launcher

modest fog
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If you pit
A bunch of anarchists with little to no real co-ordination
Against a group with military training and co-ordination
Its clear to see who will win most of the time

night barn
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Duty is having trouble fighting off Freedom

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Besides, they've got an added enemy: Mutants

lunar steeple
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yeah but freedom cooler

tame ermine
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freedom has an ally: The Zone

worldly moth
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Duty has 100 rads bar

weak crest
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freedom has an ally: The Zone
@tame ermine the zone is monoliths allie, not freedom's. Mutants and anomalies kill freedomers too

tame ermine
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remember, duty is actively seeking to destroy the zone, and those who offends the zone gets the consequence. Meanwhile freedom is seeking to co-exist with the zone, so freedom gets a less problem from the zone

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though it doesn't make them the zone's ally

weak crest
night barn
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Duty

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'nuff said

finite steeple
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I need box armor

hasty pelican
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♻️

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I've seen this meme soo many times now

lunar steeple
hasty pelican
obsidian charm
modest fog
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Duty best

timber garden
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Fridam best

finite steeple
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Freedomnutus_loner

night barn
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A Clear Sky member saying Duty good is always a little bit wack

agile terrace
paper tulip
hasty pelican
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NOOOO

weak crest
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@paper tulip what did you use?

paper tulip
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oh i'm not a meme maker i'm a meme bandit

weak crest
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how do you make them tho

paper tulip
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some kind of demonic sorcery i guess

wild owl
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Loners
In CS:
We have captured Haletskiy and cleared Garbage from bandits.
In SoC:
Weml... we're paywing for crossimng the bridge on Cordomn

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obsidian charm
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https://youtu.be/LeSPZeYA7xA

YouTube
Шараш Контора
СТАЛКЕР 2 Смешарики - трейлер-пародия

Это первое видео по сталкер 2 в стиле Смешариков. Пародия на трейлер СТАЛКЕР 2 Смешарики. Первый официальный трейлер GSC к СТАЛКЕР 2. Смешарики Сталкер. STALKER 2 Официальный трейлер 2020. СТАЛКЕР 2 Приколы
#stalker2 #stalker #trailer

▶ Play video
modest fog
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Well
Before I joined up with clear sky
I was with duty, So im just hardwired to say duty is best

finite steeple
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Duty are not best

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Svaboda one love

lucid pilot
finite steeple
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👍

modest fog
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Nah

lucid pilot
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=tin_cans

modest fog
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Something we can agree on
kek

waxen cedar
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Americans: WTF is STALKER 2?
Slavs: WTF is Halo?

this will probably get deleted but its worth it

muted marten
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It wont be deleted

timber garden
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Sounds like dooti propaganda

finite steeple
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Dooti

timber garden
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doot

finite steeple
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Svaboda like you

timber garden
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oh

finite steeple
timber garden
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how do i join svaboda?

finite steeple
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You already have group

weak crest
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Simply, dont Think_about_it

timber garden
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Oh no, its dooti soldier

weak crest
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The real freedom is being in no faction smile_strelok

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Oh no, its dooti soldier
@timber garden so?

timber garden
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he doesnt want me to join svaboda

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sounds like dooti propaganda

finite steeple
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Duty is not faction , that military program

weak crest
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freedomers do this everyday but k

finite steeple
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Wah

weak crest
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sounds like dooti propaganda
.

finite steeple
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Join to Duty

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This is megasuper group

weak crest
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Yes 😎

finite steeple
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Of course

sonic halo
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Man, I wish you could join ecologists/egghead gang

weak crest
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Ask the mods @sonic halo

finite steeple
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@sonic halo this is sever dont have ecologists

weak crest
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It does

timber garden
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i wanna join eggheads

finite steeple
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Not military and ecologists

sonic halo
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I guess they're both technically Ukraine government forces

timber garden
finite steeple
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Oh yes

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This not groups

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This is government organisations of Ukraine

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I thinkGWseremePeepoThink

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@sonic halo if you want join in groups #faction_choice

sonic halo
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I know

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I'm just not sure

finite steeple
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Join in Duty

muted marten
timber garden
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I wanna join monodooti

lucid pilot
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Sounds fun besides the brainwashing part

hearty lava
frozen cargo
finite steeple
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Amm

frozen cargo
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Blade Runner is great

modern lake
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💜

finite steeple
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Purple strelok

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Stopped drink a vodka

timber garden
sage dirge
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Bruh

finite steeple
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Strelok are protecting for radiation

final orchid
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He is protected from spicy air

weak crest
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Bro

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Thats pretty accurate

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He is protected from spicy air
@final orchid mustard gas

weak crest
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Polaroid? Who tf still has one

vague pine
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museums

weak crest
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the troll face anomaly

worldly moth
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  • What’s your religion?

Monolith:

stable mirage
weak crest
flint sluice
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Do you remember how all sorts of goof-authors wrote in the book series a stalker about women-stalkers, how they trample the Zone on an equal footing with the men? Well, aren't they morons?

IRL women would sit like Sidor in a bunker and earn tons of money on streams right on the stalkers' PDA. And they sent nudes.

Some veteran of the Zone, Oleg Shilo, would donate an amount equal to 5 artifacts, and novices with foam at the mouth would write AAAA WE DO NOT NEED GIRLS (just like an Irl).

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hasty crown
undone cypress
limber dragon
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NO
IT HASNT LOADED BUT I KNOW WHAT IT IS

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AAHHH MY EYESSS IT LOADED

weak crest
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Why the hell

muted marten
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@dark kite no swearing btw, and probably Degtyarev

elfin cypress
quick basalt
weak crest
alpine patrol
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Monolith ,

fierce idol
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stalkers when the rock starts speaking monolith

quick basalt
raw dagger
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Obama is a hard man to understand, what?

muted marten
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“Get out of here stalker”

raw dagger
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No stalkers allowed in the white house

finite steeple
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Obama is good stalker

hasty pelican
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He's a Dutier!

spice escarp
weak crest
weak crest
spring cipher
weak crest
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looks self made

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looks bad

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but vova vista is wearly no problem once you manage to do it as he is a terrible marksman

hasty pelican
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you just gotta sprint to the left and when he starts shooting, you start jumping

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and spamming the medkit button

weak crest
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jokes on you

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i manage not to get hit

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i should make a walkthrout video for all the losers

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aka casuals

vague pine
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Step 1: Turn around
Step 2: Go back to the Swamps
Step 3: Go back to Cordon but now through the passage which does not lead to a military checkpoint
Step 4: PROFIT??????

night barn
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Are you advising others to NOT do the Holy Run?

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Shame

muted marten
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I feel like that is exactly what Karlik has in mind as well

weak crest
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you know what

vague pine
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the first time I played CS I did not know that you could just go back to swamps

weak crest
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f- you

vague pine
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and I played on Master difficulty

weak crest
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everytime i visit cordon the first thing i do is kill vova

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Go To ThE nOrTh

night barn
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Skrubs

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MF WHAT YOU KILLED VOVA?

hasty pelican
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Step 1: Turn around
Step 2: Go back to the Swamps
Step 3: Go back to Cordon but now through the passage which does not lead to a military checkpoint
Step 4: PROFIT??????
NOT as the game intended

night barn
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You both should be ashamed

muted marten
vague pine
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the PROFIT is qustionable

muted marten
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There is no profit

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Only shame

night barn
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Just do the Holy Run

quick basalt
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i got so happy when i managed to run away from the outpost after being constantly gunned down for over an hour

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i almost cried

rocky lily
limber dragon
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Wot song

weak crest
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bosanska artilerija

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or something of the sort

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@limber dragon

limber dragon
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Heck yeah

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Though I thought this vers was distorted

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You know the ‘fuck duty join freedom’ video? I wanted the song from that ;~;

weak crest
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wrong channel sorry

rustic ether
obsidian charm
tepid sentinel
zinc ether
sage dirge
undone cypress
finite steeple
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Svaboda like it

obsidian charm
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Slava monolitu

tame ermine
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no swearing in our christian server

wild owl
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Mercs
In ShoC and CS:
We had a war with Freedom, attacked scientists and destroyed their attack helicopter
In CoP:
I wamt some food... Mhmhmh.

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zinc ether
void jackal
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everybody liked that

minor wolf
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uhhhh

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I thought the second swamps-cordon passage wouldn't open once you came back

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Goddamnit cowards

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You fear vova so much

placid glacier
weak crest
worldly moth
finite steeple
dark root
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oh god

finite steeple
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Waifu of Sidorovich

graceful fox
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What the hell!?

finite steeple
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@graceful fox your waifu

graceful fox
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No silly

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That is my mother in law!

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How did you get her pics?

finite steeple
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But maybe you changed gender

graceful fox
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No!

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I am a man

finite steeple
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Hm

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Get out here female copy of Sidorovich

graceful fox
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I want it out of here.

muted marten
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Ok

modest fog
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Who
Who went to the wish granter and wished for this

finite steeple
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@muted marten nice

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gajunas liked female Sidorovich

muted marten
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Nah not really

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Scares me

finite steeple
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Dont lie

muted marten
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Had no idea it existed

lunar steeple
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@modest fog >i wish for women in the zone

female sid

modest fog
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Ironic

undone cypress
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which is real one????

modest fog
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hmmmmmm
Bootleg

muted marten
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Looks like the fallout 1 logo

frigid depot
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Boot

muted marten
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Both look bootleg

frigid depot
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"original" isn't even centered

undone cypress
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Looks like the fallout 1 logo
||because it is||

modest fog
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So the answer is they are both wrong

muted marten
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Yep

modest fog
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Got me good with that one

night barn
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CoC called CoP

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Both fake

tiny patrol
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Call of Chernobyl bro

weak crest
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Smhsmhsmh, it should've been CoP not CoC

muted marten
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No

night barn
muted marten
worldly moth
weak crest
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@worldly moth is this from the reddit meme?

weak crest
wild owl
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oh no

broken yarrow
weak crest
worldly moth
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Когда при первом прохождении ЗП, получил самую худшую концовку

wild owl
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А я не получил никакой при прохождении, потому что не мог попасть в Припять из-за критической ошибки smile_scar

worldly moth
tame ermine