#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Pretty neat
oh, nice meme
4k sidorovich is too sexy for potato computers

davai tactical
Thanks bro
what a reaction
whats his name anyways
@north ledge oh looks like you have TFW too
me too
who?
Who is this skull character
Whaaaaaa
But that one has the mercenary colour template
Thats dutys colour template

Because he appeared (or guy named the same as him) in CoP too
One of mercs guarding ecologists bunker in Jupiter Area
Yeah there are two skulls
They just used the same names, but its not the same character
We don't know

Ah I see now
Didnt pay attention to the mercs guarding the scientests bunker in Jupiter since they didnt really have anything for me to do
Someone on reddit thought that Merc Skull and Duty Skull are the same character and did a theory on it
It was a good one tho gotta give him that 
Always keep forgetting the mercs exist due to how I dont see them often
Mate
It got into the fandom wiki
So yikes
HNNNG
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used to like that guy
nice and cozy
Damn, the "i dont know what i did"
Hey Vova
Bear
i assume VovanVist camps the NSVs on reserve.
If Vova Vist is not in stalker 2, then I will hang myself



^this
4k strelok
4к 4к
40k Strelok killing the mutants of chaos
Sidorovich intensifies
You thought you could get rid of him that easily?
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it feels so natual
should've been the clip of glitching out when you throw a grenade at him
Easily the best anime side character
i present the very first sjwlike saltpost
the funny part is that slavic cultures crapping on eachother is a past time
its a tradition
Yeah, seen it
Chernobyl in Ukraine
Ukrainian poem
????
Pure rage
lets hope more people like him coming from stalker 2's triple a status doesn't tear apart our community
Who cares, just don't give them attention kek
i liked this Easter egg 
its impossible to keep politics out of games more advanced than pong, its just how well integrated they are and not downright promoting an agenda
I'm pretty sure that in the poem only a term “Moscow-Boy” was used
"Moskal" is pejorative word but it's kinda XIXth century relic
Noone cares



imagine bloodsucker giving tou hot chocco because ur epic 😳
more memes comming soon bcs i torrented gog version of soc
and there are renders
and some consept arts
rookie
you don't torrent stalker
you buy the CD copy then torrent it afterwards because the CD copy has an outdated extremely buggy version
no
Reminds me of the first time i saw stalker, it was given for free on a game magazine, and i completely dismissed it because the previous game was Jericho (which is... not good) and, in my compete ignorance, i thought it was going to be like it. Little did i know...
the funny part is that slavic cultures crapping on eachother is a past time
@weak crest can you send link to the post please?
its on reddit
duty and freedom are gay
M o n o l i t h
Clear sky
Merc?
im about this guy
Merc?
@quasi pagoda lil' bit good if neutral
loners master race forever
yea if you want link to that post what possibly starts new war in community https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/hwyrw3/i_am_disappointing_in_grigorovich/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Better to just ignore it
yeah
Wild lad
haha take that playstation users lol
consoles are cringe
very cringe
i liked this Easter egg
@sage dirge “я too”
SIDOROVICH NOOOO
Im honestly happy that console players will be able to experience the glory that is STALKER
imagine if console version is will be more buggy than pc version
That would be funny
The true stalker experience hue
that would've been pc race move
im true stalker for getting banned on yandere sim subreddit for this image (bellow ban message)
Bruh
||tfw it was confirmed 2 years ago||
Thank god it isnt
anything that comes out of redditors should be dismissed :^)
game looks great, im buying when i can (no regrets)
bruh it comes out on console and pc on same date what is the big deal
why people complain
Because a good amount of people don't understand that, or think that it will be dumbed down
the fact that it's not on PS kinda do be sad
¯_(ツ)_/¯
most likely it will change like the PC DayZ and Console DayZ
they are different in quite a few ways
frankly it honestly might not be since it's coming out for next gen
Xbox series X has some good specs, so they probably won't have to make any compromises between the two unlike if it were coming out for the xbox 1
Well. Maybe my first videomeme. Watch and rate...
So those are the origins of this, great
Freedom approved 👍 
Yes indeed, the least bad of the others
Не люблю особо советские мульты, но это топ 
Не люблю особо советские мульты, но это топ
Агрессивно умножаю
game looks great, im buying when i can (no regrets)
@weak crest buying? im going to torrent!
Freedom approved 👍
@limber dragon shut up furry
freedumb
lmao
смешно
@sly plover translate?
Something: something something something kolbasa
@sly plover translate?
@weak crest remember - no kolbasa
thx
Д - дипломатия


For English: D - diplomacy
Hmm yes
Mutants are friends
There are two types of Stalker fans after trailer:
I waited it for 13 years!
I waited for it 13 years????
*Sidor in mods 
prapor doesn't scam in original, so Sidorovich is definitely the scammer of scammers 

i saw it
now live with it
I am a scammer. The scammer of scammers.
ur arent
Scamrovich much
What do you mean I ain't? Come on, I am Sidorovich!
Not true.
I do not need to show you proof cause all I do is sit on my butt and sell crap.
And you left your TOZ 34 in my bunker, so I thought you didn't want it. I sold it.
XD
Since electro anomalies are a thing all you have to do to get past them is too use meth
Does anyone know what this says in English
the Scorcher is disabled
yea f- that scorcher
Duga 
it is "brain scorcher ™" not duga
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
Yes
Accurate



Oh lmao
Zone Circulation
do i smell fallout reference

yes
yes
I bet this is actually how they manage to make non-radioactive bread inside the Zone
but wait, from what factions making patches and their outfits...

“I’ve been teleporting bread for three days”
Bred
“I’ve been teleporting bread for three days”
Soldier wtf
BEING A STALKER IS ABOUT WEE-.. I MEAN FREEDOM!
RIP headset users btw
Music used in video is down below:
Sve Dzamije U Oblake Lete
Polish folk music - Poland
DJ Blyatman - Molotov
Freedumb
👍
Freedom 
I may be with clear sky
but I still got my duty values

||just tell the guy that you cant complete the quest and then he tells you its a prank in Call of Chernobyl||
Call of Chernobyl spoiler
thats a shlong move
||nope you only get told its a prank in CoC||
Thought you hated mods
|| i walked around for so long for nothing ||
i told you i have lost my anxiety
i downloaded Anomaly today
well, in that case i agree with the video
Gajunas dont you remember 
I remember, but it's been like 5 days and it sounds like you tried out every single mod in that time
i tried out: CoC, Lost alpha (i didnt like it), CoM, Last Day, Anomaly, Dead Air and Misery
oof
some of them where before that time but still
more than me in total, and only five days?
So which mods did you like?
CoC, CoM, Anomaly and Misery
Sounds like you formed an opinion quite fast for Anomaly
yeah i downloaded it today and i love it
guys we need mod what renames freedom to freedumb and duty to debt
i need mod that renames Military to chad faction.
guys we need mod what renames freedom to freedumb and duty to debt
guys we need a mod what renames Freedom to Epic faction
We don't
Not epic
We don't
Freedom r dummys
freedom r dummys
They like bandits
cheeki breeki 
ew slavaboo


i like stalker, but not that much
now im boar
👀
m e a t
mmmmmmm

It's not the smartest thing to do I'd say

just chosed boar pfp cause' looking funny doe
Oink
i will eat all of your friends
YOU'RE WEAKER THAN A BLIND DOG DO YOU UNDERSTAND 
hmm
Boars are stronk in anomaly
you need to do smth with that
ok
oh i got bloodsucker pfp
не грузится в дискорде, но мем прикольный 
scary noise
AAAAAAA
goddamn, why did i come here
this village is cursed
should back to the warehouses
Это тебе уже не пригодится
Blood women in stalker 2
Blood women in stalker 2
@weak crest oh, go see them on rule34 website
In google images just enough
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697175201917698158/736620730112016445/afTNIBLQdzg.jpg
@faint marten похищено из группы Овера, ай-яяй
Похищено как всегда из группы Фладара
hmmm
what if i made meme with fargus template
rip monolith
WE’RE TOO HIGH
my minds on the SKY
rolled a 2, failed check
Мы святой монолит
А посвежее ничего нету?
"I have my characters full inventory."
now thats a real stlaker setup
I see amd 65
stalker fans: i wasted all my money on mil surp
translate?
Our little one said his first word
Yes, yes, yes
He already knows all words!
I don't even know ukrainian
"oh our baby said his first words"
"yes" "yes yes-yes yes yes yes yes yes-yes yes yes-yes yes yes" "HE LEARNED ALL WORDS"
@weak crest
Dang i'm good
ok
Who needs me here(((((
yes

OH LORD
We B
Real stalker gameplay
🅱️
Generous

I couldn't even convince my parents to buy me something for 45 cents ingame lmfao
im classist
Because Valve would hack them and steal our house or something
what have you done
It was bound to happen
If they didn't put the video card on top th-- 🚓 🚓 🚓 🚓
if someone said there was woman in trailer, thats femboy
no
no u
no
no
Maybe?

litteraly me on the right
oops
all of us on the right
sometimes tha side chick aint even a chick
its a 10% condition military exoskeleton i found on tha ground
i don't think i will post it on reddit
burer x bloodsucker
Buff snork
bloodsucker x buff snorck 😳
lmao

One looks like a bandit, the other looks like a pornstar!
welcome to strip™
Freedumb vs doody vs mono1337 vs militurdy vs queer sky vs mercemorons
65 daimonds?
@twin gale LOL NICE
How to give stalker fans vietnam flashbacks
Part 1:
no
Stay in your bunker Scamo- , uh , Sidorovich. He won’t run far
Stalker tells the same joke for 100th time
Stalkers by the campfire:
Me:
@weak crest So you haven't even delivered the package to the barkeep and you want a job? Get up your backside and deliver him the package

Stalker tells the same joke for 100th time
Stalkers by the campfire:
Me:
@stuck geyser хех смешно


https://youtu.be/QihefJh37dI no way dude
На вихід гри S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 геймери чекають вже не один рік. Однак, перший трейлер став великою несподіванкою. Фанати переглянули його дуже ретельно та помітили там згадку поеми Тараса Шевченка "Катерина".
Читати на сайті: https://techno.24tv.ua/stalker-2-znayshli-pashalku...
lmao
i need sub titles so bad
Fans have found Taras Shevchenko's poem - Catherine
@muted marten can you trasnlate what exacyl the newsreporter was say
there are no subs
In short, gamers have been waiting over a year for s2 news/trailer. A trailer dropped and fans pointed out that there is a Ukrainian patriotic poem in it or so
Haven't heard anything about that 🤔
That's what I got from the description if I'm honest
MW (2019) was boycotted you may know why.
they make the news bc of the poem?
Yeah because the poem is sorta patriotic in Ukraine and lowkey throws some shade at Russians
Saying how a Ukrainian girl didn't listen to her parents and fell for a Russian
But the term for Russian is lowkey insulting in a way
Moscolit or smth
I don't see anything bad in that poem. 🤔
But If Stalker 2 want to be popular by using black PR they have to make fully russianphobic game game 
weird how the news sit even heard of this in the first place
unless one of their employees themsleve is a Stalker fan
MW was mentioned in news. They used ironic Twitch (ex-Youtuber) streamer as authoritative source 
imagine aliens in stalker
How I could forget... Federal Media was butthurting because you can shoot off Lenin's head in Metro Exodus and get an achievement.
decommunisation
Yeah. They still can't let USSR go.
Not exactly
I expect the game to be boycotted a bit if there's more like that
Doubtfully
Yep

who sad it again @muted marten ?

just the name pls
Let's clear the #🤨┃stalker_memes and go into #💬┃en_offtop
what the heck
Bruh, offtop 
@weak crest a nikelodeon show where the charakter look the same as that russian dude
i know
My renegade's heart is happy 










https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414048461412106240/737347058440077364/hcGFb0T-bFM.jpg stalker in minecraft)))
It's iconic for a reason
Agree
Well, this is the NCR Salvaged Power Armor
Also, I already sent it a week ago, just forgot
So, not exactly a T-45d Combat Power Armor
Kek
Added in Fallout 76
A Secret service power armor
Reminds me of a LoL character
Garen
Hmm, not sure what my favorite is
I like the NCR Salvaged Power Armor, the T-51b and the EXC-17
I like the SEVA suit 
I would've loved the Sierra Power Armor way more if it still had the golden paint job

spoopy noises
@frigid depot
Do you know the original link of that image?
No, just googled it
https://www.pinterest.ru/pin/574912708659971283/ @night barn
Thank you
@night barn np
NCR Salvaged PA with Katana
Meh, I personally liked F3
Originally I was trying to find some references to explain to my friend that Exoskeleton is just... An exoskeleton around armor that you could possibly install on a Seva suit or something like that.
In this pic you can see it
Originally I was trying to find some references to explain to my friend that Exoskeleton is just... An exoskeleton around armor that you could possibly install on a Seva suit or something like that.
In this pic you can see it
@frigid depot exo from builds
I know
Personally, I liked all 3D fallout games. Each of them has their own charm. And myself, I can play almost anything 
True
Still, I feel like both F4 and F76 had a lot of potential, but both missed harnessing them
I heard that F4 got rushed in some aspects
I mean, it's sad to see that the Responders were more in-depth than the Commonwealth Minutemen
That's just sad
I heard that F4 got rushed in some aspects
As did F76, honestly
It went live too early
Well, with no NPCs and one way dialogue you can make quite some pretty lore because you are not limited by voice actors
Fallout 76 had only holotapes and no NPC
Fallout 4 had both
Meh, the plot could've been built out way more
I can agree here
I understand the absence of NPCs
but i like shady sands more than strip
"shady saaands, takee home, to the place, where i beloooong, ncr, desert momma, take me home, stranded roads"
It's all thanks to the Scorched Plague
Yet, everything is so bright and nothing really has the plague, except for Scorched
They could've worked that out way, way better
And "Vaccine flavour Nuka-cola" is kinda meh in the last DLC

Another thing would be the game balance
It's pretty dang unbalanced
And some things don't even have a use
Like the Anti-Scorched mod for your weapons
Yes
Bloodied builds are very popular
Because you can't be killed if your enemy is dead
Yeah. And daily limits are just bad design
Yup
Well, at least they added Chinese spies in the game
Too bad all their equipment is either unobtainable or locked behind the Atomic Shop
ik, we have good talk, but can we move to #💬┃en_offtop?
Sure, let's move to #💬┃en_offtop


@sage dirge
BRO
I thought everyone forgot
Feel bad 'cause i still didn't do smth
Will edit tomorrow



heppi

im back
Bruh
Not transparent
You deleted the MESSAGE

rate it
3 Bandits out of 1 Scarlet Flower
it is good or bad?
4 Demomen out of 2 Soldiers
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Yes
what a masterpiece
Truly a beautiful piece of art
but i turned it into masterpiece
O

Guys, I have a very very special announcement
My bandages are now 1
off, making it 298 
Thank you Sid youre so generous
Anytime, come get it while it's hot!


Always has been 🔫

If Monolith was so good, why haven't they made a Duolith?????
Because they have made a Triolith 😎
This is propaganda that is non monolith approved
@lime tide profanity is not allowed
My apologies!
It’s beautiful
Lol
Gotem
Now i think it was the wrong choice to post this
Monolith has won
How
3 freedom talking rn
Silence monolith
no
1 mono
He is out
2v 1
Plebdit memes don't work on me
So you are hacking
No
Wow ok vac ban for you

People who say there IQ is high are not that bright
You have a high ego i will give you that
If it makes you feel better monolith is my second favorite faction 
Me too
a
о да
The golden one, yes

from builds
Lmao no

Зона. Обнаружили в Припяти экологи изменённые аномальными полями часы, которые от каждого матерного слова на минуту спешат. Снесли в бункер на Янтаре, всё замерили, протестировали, да решили эксперимент провести.
Приходят в "100 рентген" к долговцам, повесили часы на стену. Сутки прошли, приходят, смотрят - на час спешат.
Приходят на милитари к свободяям, повесили часы на стену. Снова сутки прошли, учёные смотрят, а часы на два часа спешат.
Приходят на свалку к бандитам. Та же бадяга, сутки проходят, экологи вернулись - а часов нет. Подходят к бармену, да спрашивают, мол, мы вчера вон там на стеночку часы повесили, не видал, нет? А бармен и отвечает:
- Так это, значит, часы были? А мы-то думаем, нах нам в такую холодрыгу ваш вентилятор?


😳
wait what why are you in bandits
i have no idea

indoctrination ig
@night barn comrade cripple give me loners role quick
before they find out
No


i want the zone only to be filled with ukrains onestly
@weak crest well with russians maybe too
theres onestly no big diffrence
HMM
but... eh, in previous stalker games we even dont know if we talking with belarussian, ukranian or russian
Likely future
before first game
CS is before SoC
the bunkers are working
and artifitial mutans are still alive in the thingies
maybe its before
in first stalker games all of the labs were destroyed and not working
Likely future
@night barn oh... that looks like old stalker oblivion lost futuristic consept-arts will be used.. maybe
but... eh, in previous stalker games we even dont know if we talking with belarussian, ukranian or russian
Actually
When playing Russian/Ukrainian version
Freedomers speak Ukrainian and Dutyers Russian
not stalker meme
freedumb with roblox avatar
that would be a good way to say it tbh

the lightning makes it so much worse
yes
monolit

😳
11/10 whould cheeki to this breeki
100,000/10
👀
Понял, я знаю
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463674566070501376/737744568908382268/S.T.A.L.K.E.R_.mp4
@orchid scaffold never saw that one before, did you do it yourself?
I wish I had
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463674566070501376/737744568908382268/S.T.A.L.K.E.R_.mp4
@orchid scaffold the yoink anomaly

Snorks.mp4
Blowouts in Escape from Tarkov be like:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544901155445145610/737432396172886216/Customs_Go_boom.mp4
This channel is golden
up there are bandits who are listening to hardbass
Nice dog
ULTRA sale guys!
Medkit now costs from 599 to 598 
EPIC SALE!
Bandages are now from 398 to 400
Sick
best deals this side of the brain scorcher.

Uh
hot because you set in on fire? oh, thats why its on 1% condition
Roasted by a bloodsucker.... well that you get for selling rubber bullets
Don't think we forgot
ULTRA sale guys!
Medkit now costs from 599 to 598
@graceful fox I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Oh wait nvm not enough money
i guess why 
Lol I just remembered in 2019 or 2018 I said “stalker should be on consoles so everyone can play”
And everyone said no it cant and it would be bad.
Well that aged like milk...
My reaction to the stalker 2 trailer



Duty thinks they are saving the world.clear sky actually saving the world now that I think of it
Хех Барсик
cat barsik
nice dog
yes it is dog
Dog




EW

I hate furries that make furry arts of stalker, but since when we got so low that we treat regular ones as liberty prime treats communists? 
I sell Kevlar fursuits to them, they are one of my greatest customers. You can't imagine how much they are willing to pay for them
so you hate them
and support at the same time

"it's just a business bro" , right?
Yes
I hate furries that make furry arts of stalker, but since when we got so low that we treat regular ones as liberty prime treats communists?
@frigid depot It's like making anime arts of stalker - you just can't get it, just WHY?
Nailed it
Why would somebody do this?!
As long as they don't hurt anyone I'm ok with it, but I legit don't understand why
Yes, it's okay but just doesn't feel right
sidor im taking you hostage
I will take you hostage too
We will sit in the same basement together till we die of dehydration 
i will suck your blood
Kinky 
I will take you hostage too
We will sit in the same basement together till we die of dehydration
dechickenation too i guess
anyway
you won't get chicken today
i eaten it

Wtf why do we have another sidorovich
Imposter!
@graceful fox take a look at this, comrade
We have a network
oh no they're multiplying
hes always watching
😩
I am always watching
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. creates a world in my imagination which I hope that I could one day open my eyes and see myself in the zone, no matter how tough is life in the zone but still it feels like a heaven to me!
all i want is to meet sidorovich if what you say comes true
I prefer to stalk and wander in the zone and walk and explore all the fascinating stuff in the zone and watch it's mysterious sky, I like to hunt some mutants and cook em, it feels like absolute freedom and independency!
all my dreams come true in the zone!
I've played many games similar to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but none of them give even a small potion of the feeling I get when I play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , S.T.A.L.K.E.R. feels so real and it creates a world in your mind which is unique, too bad that there was so much time space between the three S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 because that feeling fades away in time when you played the game over and over and you know all the stuffs in the game...
yes thank you penisman
:smile_sidorovich:
Awesome

yes



Me when sex 
My religion


Boris?

add this as an emoji!
I second this
I have many questions
Can someone copy this link for me. I can’t do it on mobile.
Why would you want it copied mate. It's wack
^
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