#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Phenomenally
nimble jesus
monolit in the backbground 
n i b l e
aye
privet brat
YES
Fax
Will he survive the 4th though
I have a feeling Nimble is married, and all the bread loafs are baked by his wife and imported into the zone

he was at one point 
Ah @quasi pagoda
Yes I exist
You are a man of culture
And what culture may that be, oh Domi of the blin making
We are on 2 discord servers without even knowing each other
ah
small world
Yes
Tru


Учёный с функцией "Сова"
Inflation, not even once
sidrovich more like mega jew
that's a good question
well I'd say in the games he's depicted as not very likeable
you really thought you could play STALKER 2 and we’d not notice.

far cry 2
lol
hes looking at something far away
and the girls crying
oh boy im out of malaria pills
POV: YOU DIDN'T GET OUT OF HERE. YOU DIDN'T HOLSTER YOUR WEAPON. BREAK THE SPEAKER. DIDN'T JOINED DUTY RANKS. DID NOT PROTECT THE WORLD FROM THE ZONE.
I don't protect the world from the zone , I protect the zone from the world

Hi, You can climp me the mem?
I use the Zone to protect the Zone
Im still in love with this

mOwOlith
Double Gauss? Pfft, virgin.
Double Trophy AKM-47/2
Double ТОЗ-34
Double bolts
d o u b l e S v a r o g
Captured Freedom PDA
i deserved that. the "barkeep looking at freedom PDA" thing wasn't canon anyways
lol
im convinced the whole "freedom guy caught on camera boofing a bloodsucker" if it were canon would be photoshopped anyways. Some petty duty guy's more likely than a bloodsucker that wants to #$%% a human
was it bandit dialogue? I thought it was a PDA you could sell to barkeep?
Haha fredumb smoke w33d funny
All bloodsuckers are male, that makes Freedom gay
W e e d e a t e r
Well, that got inspired from a meme of a Freedomer at the Garbage saying he got a craving for mutants. In reality, what he said was actually Bandit dialogue. The dialogue of CS is shared in a location. This means that anyone could've said that
disgusting. So you mean there's people attracted to snorks?
ok, i just got a mental image of somebody with a thing for zombies staying out during an emission like some creepy bug chaser so I'm not sure I want to r34 that.
bruh

clearly the seinfeld bassline of the 21st century
@tepid badger weed eater
seed feeder
Chuck f||ondler||
@surreal canopy
based
fallout 4 was like trying to build an ultralight carbon fibre supercar on the chassis of a Lada 21099
Degtyarev coming out of lab x-8
Straight outta reddit
Collector please don't mute anyone this is just a joke
i wanna know what happened before this
Haha Collector go baaaaaan
haha kotletor go -mute @weak crest 14d rules 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

This is mine now

a n a r c h i s m
Me when my gun jams and I am being sprayed by dozen of bullets
ACK NO STAHP
(Gold)Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXXdIPr6pw
Original Tweet:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1162619345295556608
Hey, that's not a stalker meme
Who ate all the donuts?
"shortly about"

Oh, Monolith, what has the world come to, oh Monolith?
Teacher: Today's pop-quiz isn't that hard, it's just a lesson review
The quiz:
Haha ban go brrrr
Show me the monolit waifu


Furrylith
I need to find my old art
I made this.... i dare you to steal it morons 😄 first pay
@old glacier you would pay me to steal this?
Pay me
If I post that anywhere, I will pay you
i reconsider my decisions for joining freedom after seeing that image
let me think
:3 lolllll furrrrrryyyy
make me a yo-yo man
Ok
stfu and listen here u scrubs:
If I post that anywhere, I will pay you
@muted marten Good ˇˇ
@muted marten
@muted marten
@muted marten
Epic
Dang it
@analog yoke ok
@muted marten ? can i get Ukraine border soldier role xD
Im here to protect u from the zone... not the zone from you 🙂
Sorry but the Vova Vist role doesn't exist
It legit doesn't exist
Yeah, I know
Only the icon
Same
Ecologist and military aren't here sadly
I've asked Rock, but so far, no roles
No
Join the holy power of the Monolith. We take good care of soldiers here.
Join the holy power of the Monolith. We take good care of soldiers here.
@weak crest Blow your self you heretic

having 0 idea who you are and why you exist
good care
I'm still surprised that a lot of guys know nothing about Monolithians
I'm still surprised that a lot of guys know nothing about Monolithians
@night barn Yes
Strider, I assume
What language is this guy speaking? 🤔
BSP
we need zombified stalkers role
yeah
We do
And give it ONLY to those 2. Let's ask uncle Rock_4
Wait, the other got banned lmaoooo
And give it ONLY to those 2. Let's ask uncle Rock_4
@weak crest xD
What language is this guy speaking? 🤔
that is not a language
BSP
Brain scorcher posting
Make bandits OP again
yes
For the poorer factions like Bandits, Renegades (if they return)
Chernobyl was already on fire this year
oh god, we need Molotov cocktails in the zone
@weak crest Ohhh, let me make addon for this 😮
Maybe no
And overall everyone could use it, because incendiary grenades will likely not be a thing
As you can see, it's Hip
Hip, the girl in Stalker Anomaly from the rookie village?
She left freedom after geting raped by them
The one who looks like a Freedomer?
😏
more like...
P L A N K
do it in #🤨┃stalker_memes 🙂
Il send you to haven boiii... ehhhh Sidor, wtf are this bullets
Still not falling for it
...
I sometimes hate you guys
;d

haha backstab go Onward warriors of the Monolith, revenge the Zone's enemies and take our resources back from them
get scammed nerd lololol

Uk forces push back
Brain Scorcher explaining why you cannot go to the North and reach the center of the zone.

Haha
Haha
Yet you're the one that reposted my meme
This big fat gargantuan colossal titanic sinking orangutan mega gorilla grip soaking dripping wet ass...
@night barn https://youtu.be/YWTYpru9cH4
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My very poor edit of adding emission sfx to a lightning storm
tarkov
has loud grenades
grenades arent supposed to be loud ? they are litiral explosives
what do you expect, a fart ?
that was pretty well timed, ngl :)
are you stupid just attach a silencer to ur grenade
genious
Pack it in Styrofoam, ultimate sound muffle
fart nades
nice
nice caps spam
You do the same thing, though
♻️
♻️
Uncle Crimson, that is Aderoj in that pic over there
Except the mask should be his face in the 1st place

🤡
That's you whenever you call one of us uncle
i will call people with higher power than me "Uncle"
Why do you SCREAM ABOUT EVERYTHING WHEN THERE'S NO REASON TO
He didn't say it was
Are you even reading what he's saying
Yeah, you 🤡
so Aunt Aderoj, this does not apply to you
He called Rock uncle as well, boohoo
ok
¯_(ツ)_/¯
You didn't lmao
Ok whatever
Why does it matter though lol
Is he race.ist's little brother?
Ray cism
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@weak crest nice meme vro
@weak crest wait a second
That pinned message is my former account, Im pinned 
@weak crest ay king what u doing here
@muted marten Still no military stalker role ?
Not as far as I'm aware
nice, I can't take a screenshot of an error message properly
Rip
I've seen them before
oh bruh
I just don't know how much of a pain they are
well they move very fast
and look pretty disgusting, but have lower health, so they are only there to jumpscare you
@weak crest chief I never thought I'd see you here. am here from offical web

based. I was here few times before but you know how it goes with my accs. Turned out one of my posts got pinned
yeah same with
I was here once before but yeah
this channel is gold tho


it would be great if you could just throw screws at people and toxic ones would react like Fruit Punch anomaly
yes
hey gamers want to raid the roblox stalker roleplay game ?
lmao
I mean, I am pretty sure admins will get you kicked soon
also to raid it properly, you need the Smoke/Molotv gamepass to create lag
how you know those exist ?
I used to play it
BAN HİM
😂
i mean i totally dont got over 60 k rubles in game i totally dont
it was a joek
Whats the name of the game. I'm quite interested. 
Whispers of the Zone
Thank you sir
It's an RP game with overpriced gamepasses
found on the internet
Everything is good on that besides the camo
true that
the grey shop has better stuff, but i think only two of them are s.t.a.l.k.e.r. cosplay
i hate you
Well then, guess what I will go search on Google Images?
oh god
oh my god, why did I ignore the warning oh god
Whatever you do, don't ignore the warning
Care to explain in one word?
The... Results..?
Are you sure you want to know? Are you absolutely sure you want to know?
Yes

I can't. Just search it up yourself... But do it incognito mode...
Ill use youtube cuz eh
Youtube won't give you results
Google will.
Okay well, I will spoil one thing. It's porn
Meh, I've seen worse
I know
Are you sure you want to know? Are you absolutely sure you want to know?
Refuses to say the results
Smh
I told him 😂
He said it, though
logic
Meh, deleting it anyways
Okay. I learned more than I wanted today.
Bruh
¯_(ツ)_/¯

Time to troll sensitive 7-year olds? 
Nah
No
ok good
My friend sent me a pic of barkeep dead so I would say that that isn't nsfw enough
Petition to make this a new emoji 
You can right-click the original emoji and press on Open Link to get the original emoji
Thanks, didn't know that

i stole pretty much 80 % of the emojis here 
Unfortunately
There is no undoing that

I used to think the flesh were lions
lions in eastern europe
Yes
seems very legit
Until I found out they're piggies
Lakupiipu
I never really thought about what they actually were mutated from :o
FLESH IS FLESH
Flesh piggie
oh, I needed this picture

thanks

dayum bro, this thing's older than ShoC!
Bet it's even better!
I've seen worse

don't forget antirads
Look out, spitter!
So scary it’s almost like I took it from a media link
fax
f u n
Hey I made that 🙂
Thank you for the small amount of dopamine I receive when someone reposts my meme
I had no idea you made that, but I always loved it
:)

I mean
There are people who don't even know about first tier
Even though the description of the "Tourist's Breakfast" Can says where it comes from
I'd say I'm somewhere between exo and controller
Yeah and there are people who don't know there was a stalker2 before the current one
¯_(ツ)_/¯

There are people who don't know that stalker exists
Good meme, though
There are people who don't want s2 to come out because they believe that instagram models will go to Chernobyl again just like the HBO series



@muted marten did you show funny models to Crimson?

He saw them way before you
Ah, ok
:^)

)))))
He despises them
Not the fan of the long pewpew stick
Some were even mentioned to be low poly yeah
Hopefully not S.T.2 assets
the couch looks good
Couch looks kinda too clean imo
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Assets not from stk2
Imported
Likely imported like Scanar said
so there is a bread smuggler faction huh
TF2 and TFC is literally Mercs vs Duty
TF2 wins


@weak crest That's not what I meant
I meant that how the teams are RED and BLU. Mercs have blue camo so they're BLU, Duty has red camo so they're RED
Builders league united
yes, stop this bloodsucker nonsense at once
Freedom: haha rule go 34
It's still Bandit dialogue
haha banned it goe kreeeeenj
Deadly Mutants
Dangerous Anomalies
Bandits
And Anarchists
Stop nothing Duty's march in bad grammar
@frozen cargo mr professional, translate
)))
I'm not sure how to translate it literally
But it's like these ads
"Do not adjust the screen! It's a real size
"Check >>"
Probably an unconscious repost
yes
(((
Nah
)( booty
Nah
Still good
I like doge/cheems memes if they are clever or just good somehow
A lot aren't though
@muted marten i am polish, i can translate
DON'T CHANGE YOUR MONITOR (as in resolution)
THIS IS THE REAL SIZE!
FIND OUT >>
Ty
Agree
send stalker memes)
Sidorovichium
lol
Ah yes
I am honoured
I made big Kuznetsov 😭
uncle kuznetsov asked me to kill loners when I was a dutyer
Kuznetsov?
yes
He's Kuznetsov lol. The guy you meet near the bridge in cordon in SoC
You pay him to pass

His eyes look like hes got tiny kuznetsov faces in them, but the res is too poor to see it.
oh god sliced bullets
s h u t t e r s t o c k
i just googled sliced olives smh
Was it nice?
For me it's just... Well literally sliced olives, they look like tiny grapes that obviously taste bad
Picky with food eh?
I only like olives on sandvich and pizzas, you can hardly taste them
Same goes for salad and lettuce in sandwiches & tacos
But sometimes I'll eat lettuce alone or with ranch
Skewed rats are the best
You're talking about tushankos right.
skewed rats don't have to relate to the zone
Tushkanos are just exotic rats.
Do you think that people from the outside order mutant meat for culinary purposes?
I think the bandits are onto some stonks with mutant meat.
tell me more
Tushankos are weird rats, but some people say they're hamsters
Were there a lot of hamsters in Chernobyl?
Must have bred very quickly which scares me actually
Imagine it like this
A regular city with ~40-50k people
Hamsters wouldn't exactly be smth rare
rural areas
But I live in a town sorta similar to Pripyat in size and stuff, and people have biggies like 5km from the town
Tons of people have their own farms not far from the city/town here
Chernobyl exclusion Zone is mostly fields, swamps and forests
and there is tone of sovkhoz/kolkhoz there
Then how come no chicken
Guess they just didn't bother with that
Bruh Vist
Why
Vova Vist
I should learn to make stalker mods
Make a mod for Anomaly where if you are named Vova Vist and select to spawn as a Military guy
You would spawn in Cordon at the MG and waves of enemies would come at you lmao
Better start now
that is literally the mod that will make stalker alive
Then port it to CoC
After that make one as a separate game mode for all 3 games 😂
lol
then all the other mods like Lost Alpha and the ones I have not played like Oblivion Lost 😂
Imagine a mod where Vova Vist is a protagonist
like that we will dominate the world with Vova Vists
Imagine a mod where Vova Vist is a protagonist
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I wonder what his goal would be
Running errands for the military people
shooting all of the Scars coming out of the Swamp 😂
Taking back the zone
loners taking over garbage
bandits attempting to take over agroprom
us, military people wiping them out 😂
yes
this would be the best mod ever
Such a genious mod. Vova Vist taking CnPP, sitting with his RPK near the outside of the sarcophagus
😂
Vova Vist taking over the zone with the boys
И ам претты суре маны оф ыоу wилл нот реалисе тхат тхис ис юст енглиш wриттен ин цыриллиц.

Haha my brain go Can't understand yoooouuuuuu
haha english text written in cyrilic go prrrr
😄
Well, that's what quarantine does with me
My russian is not technically the best tbh, but I can understand just about everything the NPCs are talking about in STALKER
so I at least have an advantage in gunfights
@weak crest гоод
@final orchid you also have a disadvantage, you don't hear “get out of here stalker” or “I said come in, don't stand there” when you play
bruh
true
Good thing I play the games in English, but since a lot of things are left untranslated
there's enough time for me to enjoy the russian language in it's full glory
A good pro would be all the dev docs if you like reading those
ah yeah, I should do that lol
I was really annoyed when I got to play CS for the first time
and majority of the stuff was translated and also sadly much of the voice acting was done in quite a cringy way
you know, I don't understand why does Strelok sound like he was 16 in CS
He's a strong young man!
but... but... he grows so quickly
Add 13 years to Strelok now if you wanna go by games dates
He's already adult in SoC and CoP :p
He's dead in the old s2
You know, I hope he gets at least mentioned in STALKER 2 or appears as an ecologist
I hope Nimble appears
One of the few characters in all 3 games atm
Sidorovich
He wasn't in CoP iirc
though he was mentioned by Nimble
yeh, Fang
He was mentioned
There's some other dude I sorta forgot now I think
I think he means poorly translated
That still falls under his reason
@weak crest I mostly meant the voice acting
yeah, the text is all translated but a lot of voice acting still remains russian outside of certain things important to the plot, which I really appreciate
I sadly agree, though it does sometimes ensure hilarity
I like the english voice acting for Sidorovich, that one is alright
the propaganda stuff is also pretty okay dubbed
wake up

Anomaly huh?
Anomaly.
Tapeworm - one of the artifacts that have no properties?
I dunno
It's so unsatisfying yet satisfying to find artifacts with no useful properties
it's satisfying to find any artifact
Same for the artifacts which do have uses
Bruh, not really when Bar is too far and you have to book it cause you did not bring a IAM 😄
I dunno if it's about my settings, but I rarely find artifacts
Svarog Detector. Craft one
bruh I don't have tools
Loot and buy all electronic devices you can and craft a Svarog detector
Bruh
Try to get stashes - complete some mutant elimination quests for Duty
Let's take this to #⭐┃nospoilers_general
I have a veles, right, cause I bought it. The thing is that there are just no artifacts anywhere
Yeah, lets do it
👌

Stalkers, veterans and hunters, join Duty! We have a huge responsibility - to protect the world from the expanding zone!
Don't worry, dudes. You won't be oppressed by these fascists any longer.
This channel is under protection of
FREEDOM 


Join Monolith and be protected by shiney rock man 
Join Monolith and have everything you even wished for
old, but gold:
BEING A STALKER IS ABOUT WEE-.. I MEAN FREEDOM!
RIP headset users btw
Music used in video is down below:
Sve Dzamije U Oblake Lete
Polish folk music - Poland
DJ Blyatman - Molotov
This has to be gold
oh god
I remember this from CoC. Oh god
I wasted 5 minutes doing the quest
@night barn So you say Freedom is good after bullcrap like this, huh?
The end 😄
"Stinking Anarchists", I agree
it's just modders wanting to make us look bad
suits them well.
sitting on their arses and making more trouble than allready needed in the zone,
full of degeneracy and filth
good interpretation nonetheless
😂
¯_(ツ)_/¯
What faction should I play as in Anomaly
Which are you most interested in?
Duty man
I would say Monolith, but uhh they have no friendly people
I like the mercs and monolit, aswel as bandits
Well, they are brothers all together after all
Sin is friendly to them
In anomaly
Try Mercs first, I guess
easiest faction would be Free Stalkers
I've completed the merc storyline, i'm doin loner rn
no
monolith is the easiest because its enemy to everyone except for zombies
bruh
honestly, without memeing i think duty is a good option.
you have the duty to shoot any mutants you come across,
you gotta clean up these old soviet labs for the greater good of humanity,
and stop anarchists/bandits.
its a good faction for a roleplayer.
monolith best if you just wanna shoot stuff, and everyone likes that.
Yeah, I guess
Duty is like USSR, hiding everything from the citizens and destroying anyone against it
I mean yeah, Freedom have the barrier
But you know, we have the bar 🙂
freedom has weed
It was pretty cool in CS when Duty was there
but now it's just military, everything is so cold and lifeless
Idk, not for me though
It felt safe when Duty was there. I felt protected, but only then
i like dooty
Ashot is cool
ashot is funny
Uncle Yar = Uncle Crimson 
I wish
yes, freedom's exo is bad
Normal memes are meant for #561154112683507712

i dont like freedom lol
i like loners
This is getting old
bruh
fake
loners are great
Nah
Little did you know, that guy in the suit is a Freedomer
Crimson: haha what u say is not canon
Crimson: non canon pic
haha freedom and duty in s2 go Dead cause both factions became weak from all the wars
Not exactly
me and gajunas yesterday discussed stuff
we imagine how Monolith will probably meet it's end, Duty and Freedom might die too
ukranian politicians when some strange rock landed in unit 4 but they wanted to build new safe confiment
me when duty

i hate myself
is that
yes
okay sir but why didnt you buy the monolith gamepass to get a gas mask
500 roux is overpriced
poggers
haha my character go: Братке, враг монолита!
😂
I like how I joined the server and some dude instantly came up and asked
"Are you Freedom or Monolith?"
mOwOlith
UWU
@w@
awa)
W
my roblox monolith avatar is better
it is
damn, it looks good
I like mine too with the gas mask. I also have a full blown Loner outfit iirc
A Duty outfit, just need a black rubber GP5 gas mask. I won't get it any time soon, cause I don't really play roblox anymore
Epic
just lil' bit of accessories and avatar will be cool
yes
imagine having the great war gas mask in 2012
in 2020***
s.t.a.l.k.e.r. is in 2012
cring
pretty poggers tho ngl 😳

Okay I will say that the Freedom outfit ain't too bad
I have an unfinished Duty suit as well
Who is this? 
Is this a loner one?
Bandit Merc suit
This one is just a regular gopnik with some gas mask and a ushanka
Bandit Rookie 
😂
ok
does the VooV ViiV mean like Vova Vist just the 1st part of the word is reversed on the 2nd one? 
Vova 😂

