#🤨┃stalker_memes
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no one can kill me if i have my saiga 74 or my lmg pmm that one shots anyone
Sad
my saiga 74 uses too much ammo
SAS
UN SAS?
UK
Vova Vist is unstoppable, cuz he's in our hearts
are they acctually in the game?or only Multiplayer avatars?@night barn
MP Models
aha, I see
PMmovich gang 😳
For mercs, right?
I wonder what do SAS and NRF doing in the Freedom

and at mercs
Vova Vist the hero of Ukraine, i saw in live how President gives Vova's family the trophy "For our man, Vova Vist", posthumously. Also he said : "He can't die, he'll respawn as another creature"



That was going to be the skin of the Mercs
But it later got changed into the blue uniform
''ThE mOsT adVAnCeD MiLİtArY iN tHE WoRlD''
So bassically Germans and US ppl fighting anagaist NRF and SAS
lore speaking that isnt that logic heh
This is illegal, police in Pripyat will arrest sas guys 
they are Black Ops
but we never acctually see UN soldiers in the games
Yeah
it would be cool if we had the chance in S2
Hopefully
Potentially
Yeah
the blue bois ahahhahahahahaha

USS still makes more than the UN, kek
he died a hero

stuped walf 
you see Ivan, when going into fire, enemy will never shot you! cuz you already died!
ill take his pmm becouse he died a hero and ill take his pmm to the CNPP
yes
we lost a member of the pmm gang
PMM GANG
PMM GANG
PMM GANG
when you are in PMM gang everyone is friends
duty> all fractions

I still have this masterpiece 
mmmyes that thing cough cough could be better
I love this art
No, STOC
Already suggested to Rock_4
I'm big brain so

Make another repost?
s n o r k c o o m
😳
that looks like fallout new vegas
because it is benny from fallout new vegas
ohhhhh
i spent way too long making this

Legion is full of furries
there no more memes about vovach vist and loaf
Laughs in repost
This is one of the most reposted memes here so yeah lol

Give me more memes with vova vist and loaf
HeT
@harsh swan silence, profligate uwu
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross" @weak crest
Ouchie
nuzzles
lashes you to a cross
owo
Time to collect some Legion Ears
OwO
eighteen naked degenerates in the slave pen at cottonwood cove

eighteen degenerates wanting to be enslaved
18 nakes dutiers in the showers at yanov
18 naked stalkers in the anomaly ready to die
Nice
18 naked bandits in the swamps at Zaton
In the swamps at Zaton, their dingalings throbbing hard, 18 naked cowboys out in the yard
18 naked dutiers in the showers at yanov big hard throbbing chickens waiting to be sucked
18 naked dutiers wanting to get shot
18 naked dutiers in the showers at yanov wanting to suck freedom chickens
duty really sucks
18 hot buffed bandits their chickens throbbing hard
18 more wild bandits out in the yard
big bulging chickens ever so hard
18 naked Dutiers in the showers at yanov
Big herds of hard Dutiers wanting to be shot
real deep
18 naked Dutiers wanting to start a war
Radioactive showers in the zone with an emission succing monothot coccs
Duty really sucks.
Hot hard buffed Bandits, their SMGs looking armored
18 More wild Bandits in Zaton, big bulging pockets ever so full of rubles
Y'all creative
can we get an f in the chat for apartje.
what happened
@alpine patrol such a great format
this is taking so long
@alpine patrol good, @ me with the finished one so i can add it to the video
what video
@alpine patrol i'm doing a montage of all the tlou edits to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi496W_fO6I
Provided to YouTube by TuneCore
Brodyquest · Lemon Demon
Brodyquest
℗ 2010 Lemon Demon
Released on: 2010-06-01
Auto-generated by YouTube.
yeah like that
hey these memes are getting more and more funny.
montage of all of the different edits from v and other boards
the song is Brodyquest by Lemon Demon
@alpine patrol @weak crest
what is this
pinnacle of meem
it has quite a few stalker memes in there, i made sure of it
Too many cooks
Challenge accepted
Where's the SUSAT?
Lukash when he finds a weed stash
pmm gang
hickok45 would take a TOZ over a gauss rifle
Paul Harrell > Hickok45
Paul Harrell is badass
mustache?
No he looks like if Harrison Ford was a grizzled war vet

Check out his channel it's really good
sure
JAN STALKER CZWARTY ZBIERAŁ MAŁE ARTEFAKTY
FANPAGE: https://www.facebook.com/wzonie/
Outdated memes time
welp they looked at photo and mr resetti had came
Bloodsuckers be like:
bloodsuckers can suck my di- i have a fricken shotgun why are they coming at me after i shot em like 3 times in the face close rance
r a n c e
They can suck all the blood outta your di-
not just blood
me when duty base
I found stone BREAD 
Before anything you should also listen to the original version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z0HWcttgrs
Background link:
http://stalker-game.ru/en/fanart_frame.php?id=423&res=0
NOTE: All credit goes to Crumb, the creator of the original version of this song.
Always eerie, yet somehow soothing, when you pass by a Stalker playing one of these tracks.
Composers: Frey Vladimir
Developer: GSC Game World
Publisher: THQ
Original Release: March 20, 2007
Original Platform: PC
Starring: Marked One, Sidorovich, Strelok, Ghost, Fang & Doc
A...
ngl I like all of these tracks
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. music = 
panics
just use your pmm smh
HOLY POOP WHAT IS THAT
That's the weakest pmm gang member
PMm Gang
I feel like we could make that better
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/709352921334153266/big_pseudo.jpg
That's the weakest pmm gang member
We need our boy in there
Behind the fence looking out

Is that modified?
no
teach me
epic
Looks like it couldn't handle the Neutron Style
This channel is very dead
Revive it
No, but he stalks you
Eminem was sponsored by PMm Gang
I haven't seen such cringe in a long
I think you're happy 
Cringe. :/
Noe u well bea werm fud!
What does Mercenary worm food taste like
Idk 
Not that kind of worm 
slimy,salty,bread
Propably slimy meat of sorts
meat of sorts 😩
sadsadsadfunsadsadsad
Lmao
Jannies mad
well being on hot page is fun

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gently rubs bolt for komfort
harder, daddy

sure
Some nice propaganda
Are you making these
No, these are from a retarded mod for Half-Life called "Crack-Life"
Just imagine if the propoganda guy was on drugs and made those sounds
ok
Someone should do that
Preacher offers you da boof. Will you accept?
Yes
My MeMe WaS sToLeN
Belinski is that you
Full title of track - uamee - GLOCK VS MAKAROV (Go AKIMBO)
Bullet hitting hard like baton can't find place to get my squat on! :D GLOCK VS MAKAROV! THAT IS ROUGH! haha.
Artwork by my friend Sam - https://www.instagram.com/livecrows/
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PMm gang))
PMM GANG
Thats Y right?
Well, he can't survive Vanilla
i have 308 mb of choking memes

i'm about to make a vid
Vova Vist waiting for Scar to pass in the Cordon
He can't do the first mission in Novice?
u can't swear?
That guy isn't a pro gamer
you can do everything w 1 hand whilst using the other to shoot
Я хочу смерть
@sage dirge in Russian language, how do you know if O should sound like A?
In this sentence O sounds like A 
But in general idk how to explain, how it works
@weak crest
In Ukrainian it doesn't work. O sounds like O
O
I know, just an interesting fact 
)
Damn, stalker one is second
what the f
Bread
loaf

yeah, same
Uamee makes ok music
Good hardbass, one of the best in the genre
But it's just... mediocre
He had some good tracks in the past when he experimented with other genres like DnB
@orchid scaffold dude this is over. I aint doing caps anymore. now people think I am angry or yelling at something
ok
Especially as in a reaction for something so mediocre
Like, God. Why do people like hardbass so much? Just because some Estonian with fake Russian accent dressed up in a yellow hoodie and squatted on his golf mk2?
I can turn this rant into an entire copypasta. No matter if it'll be reposted or not, ironically or unironically. It's just infuriating how one man could warp entire internet's view on slavic/post soviet countries from some poor country to a cheap zoo-like vacation place where you'll see the lowliest scum of humanity, yet glorified by the guy
I bet its funny to see tourists play hardbass in a poor part of russia and get their teeth kicked in
Don't even get me started on that
There was some German guy I've seen in my city. He was a total tool, you know. He ordered everyone around like we were his own cotton fields
And he decided to "socialise" with local "gopniks"
Man, it was satisfying to see him dragged out of his Mercedes and beaten on the spot
Next time he should visit poland and socialize with the gopniks in krackow
-warn @weak crest Rule 3
Oh god, Cracowian gopniks
Punishment(s) keknomancer#4545: 720604531183632 submitted successfully.

There was a shootout between some Cracowian gopniks in a shopping mall
One of them somehow had a polish RPG-76 and shot it at the opposite group
I think that it was called RPG-76
KEK
Yeah, light single-launch AT grenade launcher
So what happened after that
Lmao
But still
Do ameriboos exist?
casual shootout between football clubs fans
the guy brings a rocket launcher
Oof
You cant say thay
No
Really? This is absurd
And yes, Ameriboos exist. A guy I know is one
Not really
He goes on mostly about military hardware
You know, he's more of a casual tankie than Ameriboo
I can imagine a slavic man wearing cowboy boots, jeans and a polo listening to country music
But, every polish boomer is either a sovietboo or an ameriboo
Kek
"America, land of the rich and the free"
More free than everywhere else
Or "Everything was better under communist rule"
Wew
That's why they like our current government so much. Man, nothing has changed. Nothing, but the oppressor. From Russians to big nose people and Germans
Incredibly based and also true

I hate the EU and merkel should be brought out onto the street and scalped
But thats offtopic
And political, so let's not go there
Yeah
Going back to Life of Boris. God damn, I hate this guy
I wonder if Americans would like it if the whole world would start seeing them only as those barely homeless meth addicts living in mobile houses
He has a quality content
However reality in 2nd world countries is way more depressing than funny

How
Yeah, also meth addicts don't have a funny haha phrase
Not allowed, no matter what
Quality content?
Yes quality content
Well
Better than some
You hating on him doesn't mean he doesn't put effort lmao
Cooking videos are alright
The only content Boris produces is "haha, I will say it in funny way"
I dont hate life of boris, I hate his 13 year old fans who think t-posing to the USSR national anthem earr@pe on the bus is comedy gold
But yes, cooking vids are ok
I can enjoy a Boris video
@solar lagoon this
You know, those fans had to learn this behaviour in some way
“Ahaha stay cheeki breeki!!! Stalker..? You mean Call of Chernobyl?? Yeah that game confused me I didnt like it you just walked around shooting stuff”
I mean
Stalker community isn't divided between Duty and Freedom fans
It's divided between Stalker fans and Life of Boris fans
Kek

And it's his fault for putting on an act on the internet?
Not like he tells people to act like hobos
it’s his fault for promoting that slavaboo behavior
^
It's just his act
He spams it
I’m so glad I got past my slavaboo phase my freshmen year of high school I was the worst
“Stay cheeki breeki”
@night barn do you by any chance have the holy screenshot
Last time i checked 90s rap music encouraged gang activity but it never explicitly said do gang activity
The Holy Screenshot?
it’s not a command, but it subconsciously plants that mindset into people
Yes
I'm not sure what you're referring to
Man I wanted to post old memes I made but now I’m trashing LoB this is great
It's not like I am a western slav...
anatoli derg
“Ahaa I learnt funny language!!!!!!! I am that culture!!!”
The slav superstar thing and shashlik king stuff he says is dumb
His name is not anatoli it is Kevin i bet
His name isnt boris it’s brandon
yhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
e621
femboy furry bottom
Of course
Now I am interested
Jesus christ
I'm not gonna harass him
Read these tho
Semechki, jesus christ
I wish I could go around and make a YouTube video where I make beef brisket and square dance all over the place and act like a generic American cowboy 2nd amendment loving patriot
I feel bad for eating sunflower seeds right now
Bruh
Kinda want to eat them less now
Sunflower seeds are good
They are but this tweet is oof
I drink monster energy and eat hamburger
Dont let a negative opinion sway good food
I mean
I have nothing against him in person
I don't mind furries, femboys and bottoms
But slavaboo-attitude is irritating
“IIIIITS JOHN MILLER”
Cue unnecessary dubstep
"femboy furry bottom"
like, 13
Okay ive seen enough find the parents and shoot them
Well, it's an everything combined into one
that dude is 13
Ok guys
How can someone be gay if they haven’t even had s3x with a girl yet
Have fun
Cya later nerds
How can someone be gay if they haven’t even had s3x with a girl yet
I mean like how can you know
How do you know you prefer boys over girls if you’ve never had either
I'm pretty sure you can be conscious of your sexual attitude with no previous "experience"
Yeah you can
Bruh moment
Can anyone translate this one
Semechki literally is sunflower seeds
Or siemki
Making semechki?
Possibly?
Yes you can plant sunflowers
@weak crest
delete the last message in his server
We can ask if he konws what stalker is later
even from some supermarket edible seeds
How do you “make” sunflowers
Think it does
He played misery one time and then gave up I imagine
Imo mocking this kid has no sense and leaving them will just help everyone
He played misery one time and then gave up I imagine
Iirc Boris played LA, OLR and DA for sure
He played CoC
Pewdiepie playing misery was funny because it’s like watching a 3 year old try and swim

Bruh why would you buy Call of Pripyat, arguably the best vanilla experience, and then just download CoC and never touch CoP
I dont understand
CoC works standalone iirc
Wait it is?
MuuUUUH MoD BeTTtrR moDerN ExpeRieNC VnILLa OuTDatEd
Bruh
Power of hardbass!!!!
Poor CS 
I don't really think it's him

K, imma vanish and rethink my life
I feel like I've seen those deleted CS videos
We all know that they were made by Nikolai Bielinski 
Yup, his stalker videos all gone

Nikolai make funny jo jo reference funny rap song over stalker aha barely any stalker just high energy mish mash of jo jo and funny rap song
Not that Nikolai
Nikolai Belinski
Very trash meme dude who pretended to be an artist here before he got banned
Ohh okay
I'm done with humanity
Is that a mutt to the left?
On the right is the one tweeting
I'm done looking at twitter for today
Kinda scared of what I stumbled upon
I got out of there because I dont condone or support ruining a kids life because he’s cringe online
Neither
Even if it is horrible what they post
Neither
I'm more so surprised, tho he/she doesn't affect me so idc
Just very weird
I have a strange and rare human emotion called empathy
Lmao nah idrc I just dont find enjoyment in bullying kidsn
I'll hear the result later either way so I've no reason to be there
Here was the old meme I was gonna post
I've yet to get that popup once
It simply closes for me and that's it, but even then that hasn't happened many times
#nostalgia #2000skid #cartoonnetwork #gumball
this footage is real it actually happened.
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@muted marten , glory creator , really good translation 
Yes
Пёрфект рашн лангуаге
doesn't fit
ok
Sidorovich pmm gang
"𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍"
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PMmovich gang
the man we need on this harsh times
good morning gamers
haha guess what
N-word does not mean anything in eastern europe))
I can say it freely I guess
From now on we say gamer instead of the n word
no, coilers are N-words
)
what happened, my discord text just became smaller with some shortcut key
Do the other key then
Nice
match exam
uh oooh stinkyyyy
somebody got to count the amount of times this video has been posted on this server
Something's wrong with this meme, I can feel it
like purple camo for CS
what the hell is that?
heresy
Duty propaganda

Can someone give me the ps4 kill strelok image
bloodsuckers are kinda hot tho

Bandit
@muted marten can you translate this bby
you from the crab
nocito, nocito, this is despacito
Interesting transition
you know just to spite you guys. i become the ever ecologist to go to CNPP.
bruh
What will you do next? Build a new sarcophagus?
Spill the beans! If not - take a hike.
Yes, Monolith don’t want this ecologist smoke.

Liking your own comment... It's a sin 
mono🔥
pda (кпк) in original game: normal pda
PDAs in mods:
(who dont get the joke, it is trinity atomic bomb and it second name was "gadget")

Hmm. That gives me ideas. Bandit camps using anomalies as a executioners block. Would make a neat story point
Anomalies move after emissions though
bandits aren't that sophisticated
And yeah, renegades would be the ones to do that tbh
He doesn’t speedrun stalker to where he gets 0 emissions
Even if I did, the anomaly location would still change lol
I need to get some hardcore mods so I quit speedrun strats
chocolate hair
Ah yes, shoving diversity into someone's art piece
@muted marten , pls use your perfect
translator
Beat you to it
YES
But hey, it translated quite well
I can't forget Carbon brain
I sorta did tbh
uh 
Stalker=soviet. RA2=soviet
uх
At first i read "scar" 
All duty should do delayed self-abortion
I want humanity to disappear!
nanoseconds ago
He has an ego to ban us all

tactics
Huh


Oh no
That explains all the scream I heard in SoC
Flesh is cute
Spaghetti pigs
Flesh over here lookin kinda thicc ngl 😳
Beastiality is allowed in the Zone

But furries aren't
furries are basically just mutants with two legs and fluff
So bloodsuckers and controllers are half furries?
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Bruh
ayy
Ah yes, good maemae
Basically

tactical loaf munch
reddit moment

We've got a spy 'round here!

typical redditor.
yees
oof
Who'd win?
Sidorovich has more brains than a bag
But they're the same 
Crimson's reminder be like:
Artist:Firelake
Song:Reminder
-------------------------------------------Rate & Comment-------------------------------------------
I'm not a growl fan but I like music
Also reminder
They're singing in English
Abysmal Temple and Marooned are nice songs too

yooo
Strelok coming out of lab X-16

Yes
hawt
WHAT DOES İT SAY
w h a t d o e s i t s a y
Biased
Imagine needing an exo to fight
And still losing
Duty members when they see an unsucked penis
Implying that Freedom doesn't use Exoskeletons
He's implying freedom doesn't lose
Kek
deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits
I just wanna see Duty and Freedom burn.
join duty music starts getting louder
pog fish poggers fish
freedom likes bloodsucker loli hentai
Bandit dialogue
Freedom likes bloodsucker loli hentai
Freedom likes bloodsucker loli hentai

Where's the funny?

dont kill the messenger stalker, i didnt make this just posting it
anu_cheeki_breeki_iv_damke_360p.mp4
You give me stalker three or else
FALLOUT
@weak crest blow it out your ass
Blow it out your family friendly ass
Its all banter and love its fine
I know im just messing with you
Like i said its all banter and love here
We're a community after all
based duke nukem
jnnjnjnjkjknjkkjnj;kl';'''
i agree with max
mad man
Jesus you're both braindead, imagine not uxnwkqbqkichckqmabxubskaizba



there is a scientific explanation for this abnormality
He has no ''MAXIM'' journal
@naive temple swearing is prohibited in the server
ok
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQbXp5DbGvSKR3enYfwNbCVUybpXLpIO7b8QBVS9GqHoK_6DpAs&usqp=CAU
mmm yes that will go to my ''homework'' folder
sounds like a job for the bandits

As a bandit, I want to shoot it
Oooo, freedomer... you dirty man
damn that thing looking fine
t a s t y
this is what we should clean the most PURGE TIME HERETICS
yes
no one takes my bloodsucker waifus away from me
DIE HERETIC
.....
Is there a single idiot on this server with the duty faction?
d o l g
s v o b o d a
o d i n o c h k i
o d i n a k i

Or how the german freedom translation for me is f r e i h e i t


I got to give it to the European bandit.
does stalker even count as apocalyptic
The average bandit can just order a new coat from the outside world
I'd count stalker as postapo
Why? Because apocalypse
- Exact meaning means "revelation" - I'm pretty sure that some stalkers have even "religious" bond to the Zone
- Postapo doesn't need to destroy whole world - and area showed in stalker died two times
I think it's enough
The average bandit can just order a new coat from the outside world
also that's not really true
apocalypse means a field that is devastated and became barren ,an event involving destruction or damage on a catastrophic scale. So yes Stalker is post apocalyptic event.
Fallout radiation sucks
oh this is how Stalkers with gasmask actually drink 
@weak crest
makes sense, same for the food. They just grind it up
and make bread similar to minced meat 😂 👌


translate, please?
face-to-face conversation: Talk with Kawalsky
Bruh how did Furry enter zone
?
How did Vova Vist miss?
Vova Vist why
Honestly, I wonder how the actual Perimeter Outpost looks like
Jokes aside, yes I wonder as well
We know that the Army Outpost in the Cordon is actually in the Zone
isnt Cordon like a way in and out?
But there's also an Outpost that borders the brink of the Big Lands and the Zone
Nope, it's the second Outpost
oh



done
wait




