🤨┃stalker_memes

[muted marten]

PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

nice

PMM GANG

[alpine patrol]

PMM GANG

[alpine patrol]

i made this and i hate myself

[muted marten]

You shouldn't

[muted marten]

You bothered to make something so that's already better than doing nothing

[night barn]

Crow poop

[graceful fox]

Its fine

But it would be funny if I memed the crap out of the game

[muted marten]

Annoying orange did too much meth

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

death

[loud vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333494927302459403/708352575090589756/video0.mp4

[alpine patrol]

PMM GANG PMM GANG

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

my work

[alpine patrol]

good job gamer

ho w can i edit the pmm's files so i can make it the most op weapon in the game ?

[night barn]

It already is

[sage dirge]

1 sec

For that you need stalker config

[alpine patrol]

?*

[hasty crown]

Ayy have we got an IL86 gang?

[sage dirge]

[night barn]

[grizzled schooner]

[sage dirge]

In soc when you use the il86 you can find out Strelok has something wrong with his finger

[muted marten]

Just like Sergiy

[sage dirge]

I don't get it

[muted marten]

He's missing a finger

[sage dirge]

He's missing a finger
@muted marten I saw this interview

50 min of enjoyment

[muted marten]

I barely saw the interview

S2 twitter tweeted a pic of him without a finger a few months ago

[night barn]

The IL 86 is alright in CoP

Can't say I tried it out too much in the other games

[alpine patrol]

il 86 sucks

only real chads use pmm's

[hasty crown]

@alpine patrol

[sage dirge]

Actually it looks creepy

[sage dirge]

An important fact : Vova Vist is the PMm gang member

[alpine patrol]

and btw i just made myself an auto shotgun in SoC, you guys know the strelok stash in aprogom underground ? there is an fast fire ak74 there and i edited teh files to make it an shotgun

[sage dirge]

and btw i just made myself an auto shotgun in SoC, you guys know the strelok stash in aprogom underground ? there is an fast fire ak74 there and i edited teh files to make it an shotgun
@alpine patrol you're learning

[sage dirge]

nice

amber pmm

[night barn]

bap

[sage dirge]

Bum

[ancient crown]

@sage dirge where is sidopmm

[sage dirge]

Please, stop . You're asking for it more than 3 days

[alpine patrol]

now im going to make an rpg-pmm

with over 300 bullets

[ancient crown]

@alpine patrol can you make sidopmm

Put sidorovich texture on pmm

Ill give you 10000000 x 0 robux

[alpine patrol]

im laughing my sheat over this

[ancient crown]

Pls make sidopmm

[alpine patrol]

k

[weak crest]

MARKED ONE, WHAT THE HEEEEELL

[sage dirge]

lul

[ancient crown]

Y

[fleet fog]

T

[weak crest]

I

[ancient crown]

T

[weak crest]

S

[ancient crown]

A

R

[sage dirge]

Vova Vist

[ancient crown]

Haha rule 3 doesnt apply because there is no language channel here

[night barn]

-warn @ancient crown Rule 3

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) VCtoothpick#1745: 719557165600784 submitted successfully.

May 9, 2020, 5:05 PM

[sage dirge]

that's a real bruh

[ancient crown]

Yo w0t

[sage dirge]

[ancient crown]

But the language isnt recognized here

[alpine patrol]

@ancient crown

enjoy

[ancient crown]

YES

[weak crest]

i like stocker because it cool like the himalayas wether

[alpine patrol]

stocker

[ancient crown]

Stocker: Quarantine of Chernobyl

[weak crest]

i remmember annoying orange playing stalker and i remmember that he named loners celery stockers

i wanna die from the cringe

[alpine patrol]

he bettrayed the pmm gang

[weak crest]

PMm GANG RISE UP!

[weak crest]

golden PMm

when you kill 10000 stalkers you get a golden PMm skin

[alpine patrol]

for only 20 playcoins you can get the golden PMm skin

[weak crest]

hello Strelo-

[sage dirge]

he bettrayed the pmm gang
@alpine patrol how can you do that.... i'm the creator of this MASTERPIECES

[weak crest]

what masterpieces

[alpine patrol]

you bettrayed us by telling me fort 12 has a better texture

[weak crest]

betrayal?

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

Fort 12 more like foreskin 12

people with foreskin be like: cheese d**k

Wrong

[sage dirge]

I can say about my textures whatever i want

[weak crest]

Its called cleaning your penis, but you americans never clean yourselves

im not american you dog

yeah sure buddy

[alpine patrol]

bruh

[weak crest]

cheemsburger lookin a*s

[alpine patrol]

hazbin hotel pfp ? cringe

[weak crest]

true

hazbin hotel? more like hazbin homotel

[sage dirge]

[night barn]

Alright guys, that's enough fun for now

[weak crest]

ight crimson

[sage dirge]

Alright guys, that's enough fun for now
@night barn I've some WEED

[night barn]

Me too

[weak crest]

freedom in 2011 be like: 420 blaze it

[modern lake]

imagine if they actually add 420 graffitis all over the warehouses

[weak crest]

my game got corrupted so i downloaded CoC again, my inventory look good?

[alpine patrol]

they will

[weak crest]

they do have the anarchist signs tho

[alpine patrol]

hey can someone send me a small sized ak 74

[weak crest]

i want a vodka bottle ak 47 version

[alpine patrol]

like 50 x 50

[modern lake]

small sized? check between your legs

[alpine patrol]

thank you comrade very cool

[modern lake]

that is a krinkov, you have failed

[night barn]

[alpine patrol]

just dont be an a**hole like slyth

[modern lake]

and that is a life advice

[weak crest]

this ok?

the worst gun of Clear Sky has to be the Deagle.

i chose that over PMm

[night barn]

Worst

[weak crest]

true

[sage dirge]

5.45 version is actually good

[weak crest]

i like that gun

[night barn]

The Storm is good, yeah

But 9x39 is just too heavy

[weak crest]

and scarce too.

[night barn]

Yup

But it is stronger

[weak crest]

I love the OTs

[modern lake]

doesn't it have like perfect flatness too?

[alpine patrol]

can someone send me a t posing deepfried bandit i need it for memes

[weak crest]

It got stronk bulet

[night barn]

Wouldn't know, since flatness isn't really a stat

[modern lake]

i remember using it in SoC, it had pretty good flatness, wouldn't know in CS

[night barn]

Doubt it though, since the Tunder S14 is more made for close quarters

[weak crest]

Duty gave it to me in both of my playthroughs but i think i gave it up for HK-36 (ammo was more common, especially in monolith) or something.

actual worst gun:

Uhm, there isnt any HK-36 in Stalker @weak crest

[weak crest]

never used it

[night barn]

He means the GP37

[weak crest]

aha, I see

[weak crest]

yes that one.

we can all agree that the l58 in stalker is dookie

[night barn]

Not really

[weak crest]

*85

[modern lake]

it is pretty nice gun, i just dont love the looks

[night barn]

*86

[weak crest]

it’s decent.

*87

[night barn]

Nah, it's IL 86

[weak crest]

ok

[night barn]

[weak crest]

decent gun

[night barn]

Yup

[weak crest]

the best gun has to be the knife.

i think its f1 hand grenade

[modern lake]

the knife is the ultimate killing machine in Lost Alpha

[alpine patrol]

best gun

[weak crest]

bruh the Deagle can kill a psuedogiant in 50 bullets in vanilla CoP.

is it cringe if i say that Lost Alpha is the Dark Souls of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games?

[modern lake]

yeh, pretty

[night barn]

The Black Kite is pretty good

Pretty strong and good at conserving ammo

Just shoot at the chest and the recoil will make you aim at the head

[weak crest]

what about Big Ben?

[night barn]

Big Ben 'aight

[weak crest]

but in Clear Sky, it was awful for the deserted hospital level and the CNPP mission.

i preffer PMm tho

[modern lake]

deagle but shoots 9x39 xd

[night barn]

PMm Gang

[alpine patrol]

clear sky was the worst game in my opinion

[night barn]

Ouch

A classic

[weak crest]

Clear Sky isn’t bad, it’s just the bugs.

[night barn]

Which bugs?

[modern lake]

there is only 3 games so it isn't so bad of a place

[night barn]

[weak crest]

it is ok, sometimes bad, it was my first S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game tho

[alpine patrol]

tutorials way too long and the end section is just cancer and it gives you a gauss rifle without context

[night barn]

*EM1 Rifle

[alpine patrol]

yes that

[weak crest]

not gauss

[alpine patrol]

i dont remember the name

[weak crest]

it’s to stop Strelok’s psy protection.

[night barn]

It's basically a long-range EMP device

[modern lake]

i like to say 'less good', i wouldn't say it's a bad game

[weak crest]

but Strelok just stands there LIKE WHYAYDYYWUAUMEMD

Veles from LA be like: hey, stoker, wake up

[night barn]

It's my favorite

[weak crest]

LA?

[night barn]

No

CS

LA is bad

[modern lake]

fair enough, it is my second favourite

[weak crest]

my favorite is SoC

second is CS and third CoP

CoP has to be my second game but i mean it’s just too easy to complete.

[sage dirge]

[night barn]

Try to play CoP and do all sidequests

That'll make CoP into CS Agroprom

[modern lake]

yeah, once you know about stashes locations and what do you can complete 100% CoP fairly easy

[weak crest]

yep

in Novice, the psuedogiant can just tickle you instead of kill you.

[night barn]

Then play Master

[modern lake]

[night barn]

[weak crest]

i did like CoP a bit more that CS, but CS is better since nostalgia

ik it isnt fair to compare nostalgia with games, but it is a ok game

when in 2008, you would die again and again.

and didnt crash a lot for me, and the bugs make it more fun

[night barn]

Again, what bugs?

[modern lake]

eeeh, vanilla stalker never crashed for me tbh. I guess i'm lucky

[weak crest]

i am gonna do challenge, can i complete CoP with sidequests without dying on master.

[sage dirge]

eeeh, vanilla stalker never crashed for me tbh. I guess i'm lucky
@modern lake not only you

[night barn]

Depends on how long you've played

[weak crest]

there were a bit of bugs with the door of a base not opening, and also you hiding your weapon when attacking a base automaticly

[night barn]

That's only with Faction Wars

[weak crest]

faction wars didnt work well tbh

[modern lake]

in once session you mean? because i have played hundreds of hours, but only around 5 hours in one day

[night barn]

Lifetime

[sage dirge]

hmhm..... no crashes on vanilla

for 133 hours

[modern lake]

yeah i have around 200 too, never crashed xd

Crimson has around 2k so we can't compete

[weak crest]

i got around 150 on CS, 100 on SoC and about 50 on CoP

[sage dirge]

[night barn]

Depends on the game, really

[weak crest]

no crashes in that time ive played

[night barn]

Not like I can see how much I've played

[weak crest]

the pripyat underground, X-8, and the side mission where you go underground to some car, will be the hardest.

[modern lake]

if i know what you mean

[night barn]

Well, I have the physical copies of the game, so I can't really see how long I've played

[weak crest]

is it possible to gun down tuna when he is running away?

i dont like the brain scorcher missions in SoC

[night barn]

Yes

[weak crest]

where you have to go through a monolith infested red forest and then get lost in a lab full of bloodsuckers and later monolithians

with exo skeletons

[modern lake]

thats good, better loot

[night barn]

is it possible to gun down tuna when he is running away?

When you're in the ship, double crouch in front of the table and jump on it. Directly beneath you under the window is one of those stalkers who wants to scam you. You can shoot him from there

[modern lake]

and Tuna never really runs away, he just stands there shooting you while walking backwards

[weak crest]

why wasnt the scammer indian (not to discriminate any race)

[night barn]

He rarely runs away

why wasnt the scammer indian (not to discriminate any race)

Right

I've played CoP for several years and I can only say that he ran away once

[weak crest]

that should be pretty easy to gun down tuna.

is it possible to see hours on GoG games?

[night barn]

You've got a good view and you've got cover, so it's the perfect spot to fight him

Yeah, it is

[weak crest]

he never runs away despite the wiki saying he runs more fast than most stalkers.

[night barn]

He rarely runs away

I've played CoP for several years and I can only say that he ran away once

[weak crest]

stalkeronic

i’ll first shoot tuna then his friends.

i like vanilla weapon models and character models over modded ones (HD)

[night barn]

If you take my advice, you'll first have to shoot one of his buddies

[weak crest]

the dude in the one red container?

[night barn]

Nah

[modern lake]

the one standing in the corner

i love how he always is ready to ambush me and takes a bullet to the head

[night barn]

If you grab that semi-artifact, go down one floor and double crouch next to the table. Then jump on it

[weak crest]

ah i see.

[modern lake]

рофл

never played re2 but that is funny

[sage dirge]

i'm not joking. I was surprised

[ancient crown]

Does pmm robux

[modern lake]

no pmm only pmm

[weak crest]

PMm gang supplied by monolit

[sage dirge]

everyone can join

[weak crest]

Okay time for PKM gang

[weak crest]

duty gang

Freedom gang

[sage dirge]

guys, pmm gang

[alpine patrol]

^^^^^^

[weak crest]

PMm gang

[alpine patrol]

this auto ak 74 shotgun is godlike i killed like 8 mercs standing next to eachother in 2 seconds

[night barn]

Saiga 12

PMm Gang, though

[sage dirge]

JOIN US, THIS CHAT SUPPORTED BY PMM GANG

[weak crest]

I had to retire my toz for a saiga in cop gunslinger

[alpine patrol]

saiga 74 @night barn

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

stalkerS that didn't like PMM GANG

[alpine patrol]

yes

i have a pmm submachine gun too

its like an lmg

100 bullets 1 shot weapon

[sage dirge]

did you change mp5 texture ?

[alpine patrol]

no its the normal pmm

[sage dirge]

[alpine patrol]

imma change the weapon type to assault rifle

and imma try to make it auto

[sage dirge]

uh, i'm talking about this, it doesn't work

[weak crest]

How do you mod weapons if theyre all in a .db file

[sage dirge]

.ltx

you can easily open this files with the notepad

[weak crest]

Ooooh

[alpine patrol]

the chad bandit

[weak crest]

Kek

[safe nimbus]

[weak crest]

toz gang

[night barn]

PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

Toz gang doesn't have advertisements, so

PMM GANG

[weak crest]

DUTY GANG CAUSE DUTY BETTER THAN FREEDOM AAAAAAAAAAA

[sage dirge]

Pmm gang, nothing else

understand.... I even put Duty guys in the advertisement, i want peace

[sage dirge]

Pmm gang, free people gang 👍

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

PMmovich

[weak crest]

looks like a Five-Seven

[modern lake]

Five-Sidor, it fires .50bmg

[frozen cargo]

Just .50, he's to greedy to use full inch

[weak crest]

@alpine patrol really highly retarded?

dude if I would go the place were bandits were camping for me I would probably join them. first I wanted to join them because of a meme but after I gone the wrong way and I seen the aprogrom I decided to join duty. yes I just joined them because their base look cool. before I decided to join duty I actually wanted to join freedom. but their base looked like trash for me

I kinda wished duty and freedom weren't enemies

[muted marten]

So you joined a faction based on memes and how the base looks

Neat

[weak crest]

no. I was supposed to join bandits but I decided to join duty on cs. thats why I am still duty

[weak crest]

low budget bandits if you ask me

[night barn]

Okay

Tell me the Lore of the Renegades

[muted marten]

You're not supposed to join anyone last time I checked

[weak crest]

lol

if you would be able to check I would be in this discord ALREADY when i bought stalker cs

[night barn]

Tell me the Lore of the Renegades

[modern lake]

iirc they are highly skilled usa army vets searching for an ancient artifact, the one below Lebedev's bed

[muted marten]

@weak crest if you mean the date you joined

I can check that

[weak crest]

aha I thought you ment stalker cs

[muted marten]

I've no idea what you mean half the time I speak to you honestly

[weak crest]

cant be surprised I admit I am a retard

[muted marten]

[alpine patrol]

[weak crest]

[night barn]

Smol

[alpine patrol]

yes

[weak crest]

virgin ecologist chad military

[alpine patrol]

military are virgins

[weak crest]

oh dookie

[alpine patrol]

bandits are the gigachads

[weak crest]

guess im virgin

[alpine patrol]

yes

[weak crest]

at least i dont run over bodies and bang them like chad

[alpine patrol]

haha virgin

[weak crest]

or get a small base wiped out by 3 loners

[alpine patrol]

says the guys who forgot there are anomalies in the sky

operation fairway

[weak crest]

i wasnt the pilot

[alpine patrol]

yes i know i was at the CNPP at SoC and one helicopter crashed becouse an anomaly in teh sky

[weak crest]

also my PTSD is kicking in now

[alpine patrol]

good

[weak crest]

at least i dont have micro pp

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

oops

[weak crest]

THATS RACIST YOU CANT SAY THAT

[alpine patrol]

İM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

[weak crest]

unless u have n word pass

then its ok

[alpine patrol]

İ DONT HAVE İT AND İM GONNA SAY İT

[weak crest]

say it then

[alpine patrol]

narodnaya solyanka

[weak crest]

nice CoC bro

[alpine patrol]

btw have you seen this ? i made it

[weak crest]

how bout' no

[night barn]

How 'bout no

[weak crest]

thats mfw i see furry rule 34 art

[alpine patrol]

^^^^

i agree comrade

[weak crest]

nice

[alpine patrol]

furrys are disgusting

[weak crest]

^^^^^

[alpine patrol]

there is a swear word there i apolagise gamers

not to the furries tho

[weak crest]

people who are gamers and respect furries are fake gamers

[alpine patrol]

wrong gif lmao

[night barn]

No N'ing in this server

[weak crest]

lmao

[alpine patrol]

n'ing ?

[weak crest]

nagging?

[alpine patrol]

no one like a

[weak crest]

nothing rhymes with bigger

[night barn]

Digger

[weak crest]

pewdiepie pubg stream flashbacks

[night barn]

Like the group in CS

[weak crest]

diggers are ni-

[night barn]

Nice, yeah

[alpine patrol]

racist

[weak crest]

i got the n word pass my friend

sold my bread for it but ill survive

[night barn]

Heresy

[weak crest]

what dat mean, i aint english man

[night barn]

Unholiness

[weak crest]

biggers be like: not me

im not big, unless you mean the di- its not big either

is 5" tall?

[alpine patrol]

hey gamers where can i get a sunrise suit irl i cannot find it anywhere

[night barn]

Make one

[weak crest]

make

[alpine patrol]

ill try

[weak crest]

make it out of c*m socks for extra bulletproofness

im sorry for that

[alpine patrol]

i have a box full of those things

[night barn]

Nah, you're not

[weak crest]

at least nobody here has a piss drawer... right?

[alpine patrol]

ah yes

[weak crest]

thats a lot of smackaroos right there

if i were you, id just wear a rookie jacket

[alpine patrol]

ill try to make it myself

[weak crest]

me when i go to a furry con: remmember, no furry

does it come with an ak doe?

or is it just the suit

[muted marten]

How

[weak crest]

because furries are trash

[muted marten]

They also have nothing to do with gamers

So it's clear you're just biased

[weak crest]

unless they are... furry gamers

and no im not biased thats how the factions go

no peace was ever made, and it will never be made

[muted marten]

There was never a war for peace

Still though, someone liking furries and being a fake gamer makes 0 sense lmao

[weak crest]

no

[muted marten]

Yep

[weak crest]

furries dont deserve rights

and thats a fact

even Strelok doesnt like them

[alpine patrol]

hey gamers what tools and equipment do i need to make an sunrise suit

[weak crest]

green

[alpine patrol]

becouse the ones on the internet are very pricy for me

[modern lake]

just rob money

[weak crest]

green textile probably

or cotton

[modern lake]

but then you'll automaticaly get a black leather jacket

[weak crest]

isnt cheeki breeki man a bandit?

[alpine patrol]

yes i am

[weak crest]

then why u aint making black leather jacket

[muted marten]

furries dont deserve rights
and thats a fact
even Strelok doesnt like them
Comedic bro

[alpine patrol]

becouse s u n r i s e

[weak crest]

you should put the sunrise under your black leather jacket

like in CoC

@muted marten

[muted marten]

Ok and

[weak crest]

Strelok dont like em

thats proof

[muted marten]

I didn't ask for proof

[weak crest]

you got it tho

[alpine patrol]

well i just talked to my parent about buying me a suit online and they said yes

[weak crest]

nice

[muted marten]

I got confirmation that you base your views on memes

[weak crest]

did you say the price tho?

noice

[modern lake]

lmao

[weak crest]

oh no

oh no

[weak crest]

hes drinking all the vodka

help

[alpine patrol]

the sunrise suit is like 1.5 k liras and thats like a salary of a normal person

in turkey

[weak crest]

cool

[alpine patrol]

and yes i am a kebab

[weak crest]

i am serbia, but i not remove you

cause you seem like a preety cool guy

[night barn]

And I'll remove one of your posts

[muted marten]

If you even try to remove anyone, I'll remove you

[night barn]

[weak crest]

what

[night barn]

-strike @weak crest Rule 3

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Punishment(s) Major Dragunov#4160: 719665167675408 submitted successfully.

May 10, 2020, 12:25 AM

[alpine patrol]

i hate teh goverment myself they are not good people

[weak crest]

what is rule 3?

[muted marten]

Go and read

#📌┃rules

[weak crest]

ohk

oh no he is here

not the weird guy

[muted marten]

You're the weird guy

[weak crest]

no u

[muted marten]

no w

Crimson writing something serious

[alpine patrol]

no we*

[night barn]

@weak crest
Seems like you've had an unruly history, since you have about 14 strikes on this server. This is such an high amount of strikes that you could be kicked or banned from here if this were to continue. I suggest extreme caution, be sure to keep the #📌┃rules in mind

[weak crest]

ok

thats a lot of strikes

[muted marten]

Yup

1 more and you're done

[night barn]

Yeah

[weak crest]

good thing thats not me

[muted marten]

Because you clearly don't care

It is you

[night barn]

It definitely is you

[weak crest]

idk man

[fleet fog]

Bans? how long are they

[weak crest]

might be my cousin major dragunov

[muted marten]

Forever bonk

[fleet fog]

Oh...

[night barn]

Sure, @ your cousin for a sec

[fleet fog]

But some people come back from bans?

[muted marten]

In cases like Daizenzetsu, he messaged one of us and clearly stated that he will do his best to not break any rules

[fleet fog]

Some guy had 23 strikes

[muted marten]

Since he came back he hasn't done any wrong and has improved

Hence he's back

[night barn]

A lot of RU members do

[muted marten]

But most don't come back

[fleet fog]

Oh it is sad day!

[night barn]

A lot of them were banned in the past

But they came back

[muted marten]

Though with people like Dragunov I doubt he would be back

[night barn]

[fleet fog]

Do strikes go away on their own

[muted marten]

Nope

[night barn]

Nope

[muted marten]

They stay with you for forever

[fleet fog]

Bc one time I had 9 strikes but I remember having 12

[muted marten]

Can check

1 sec

[weak crest]

@weak crest how you doing

[fleet fog]

NO

LIKE THAT WAS AFEW MONTHS AGO

[weak crest]

@weak crest im good

[night barn]

Alright

[muted marten]

Talking with yourself

Nice

[weak crest]

see its my cuzin

[muted marten]

You're not fooling anyone

1 more and you're out

[night barn]

So, you say it's Major Dragunov who has those strikes?

[fleet fog]

I believe him : D

[weak crest]

yes

[night barn]

Allow me to check

-profile @weak crest

[reef hinge]

User Profile

User data for @cobalt shore:

Username

Major Dragunov#4160

User ID

638099061731229727

Status

online

Highest Rank

Experienced

Created

Sun Oct 27 19:37:51 2019
(195 days ago)

Joined

Fri May 8 08:18:59 2020
(1 days ago)

Strikes

14

May 10, 2020, 12:35 AM

[night barn]

Oh no

[alpine patrol]

14

[night barn]

It's you

[fleet fog]

#bots

[muted marten]

You've 16 bonk but you have honestly shown good behavior

[weak crest]

nah its my cuzin

[night barn]

X

[fleet fog]

I felt a horrible chill go down my spine

[night barn]

It's you

[muted marten]

If you don't shut up about your cousin I'll give you 1 more

[weak crest]

my cuzin always playing jokes nobody understands for the first time

[muted marten]

And then we won't have to worry

[weak crest]

always wooshing people

[fleet fog]

16 strikes?

[night barn]

Wanna proof it? Screenshot me @'ing you with the -profile command

[weak crest]

you know him, a trickster

[muted marten]

Yep Bonk

[fleet fog]

I'm dreaming right

[muted marten]

Though in my eyes (and I believe most of the mods) you're al right

[fleet fog]

My knees are melting

[night barn]

Yup

[weak crest]

you guys know all of this is a joke right

[night barn]

Bonk is cool

[muted marten]

So unless you go on a ranting spree screaming I think you're fine

[fleet fog]

don't kill me

[weak crest]

i just tricked you

[night barn]

You're making yourself a joke, yeah

[muted marten]

^

[weak crest]

i already am

jokes are on you crimson

[muted marten]

We know that you're very young but at least try to act a bit more mature

Or normal

[night barn]

No jokes

[fleet fog]

I'm going to Narnia

[night barn]

Only you

[fleet fog]

You'll never get me

[night barn]

Darn

Bonk, please stay

I need TF2 material

[fleet fog]

But no one survives forever

[muted marten]

Bonk please, it's either here w you or Dragunov

[fleet fog]

One day, mods and admins will be banned

[muted marten]

Oi

[night barn]

One day

[weak crest]

go to offtopic

[fleet fog]

We're all gonna die eventually

[muted marten]

I wasn't always a mod here

Neither was Crimson

[weak crest]

that day will come, eventually

[fleet fog]

For you, that may be now

[muted marten]

And yeah let's go to #💬┃en_offtop

[weak crest]

just ban me mate its sitting on a odd number

[muted marten]

Alright

-ban @weak crest

[reef hinge]

Banned @cobalt shore from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community

You can add a reason using -reason 719668722147344 <reason here>

ID: 719668722147344 · May 10, 2020, 12:39 AM

[night barn]

Actually, it's even

[fleet fog]

What the f||rea||k

[night barn]

It's still on an even number

So that ban changed nothing

[fleet fog]

Yay, I like even numbers

[muted marten]

It made his wish come true

[night barn]

-profile 708840555668307982

[fleet fog]

R.I.P Major Dragunov 2020-2020, He ran fast and died a virgin

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Did he legit get 14 strikes in 2 days

[night barn]

Nah

[fleet fog]

No bloody way

[night barn]

He was here before

[muted marten]

So he left and rejoined I guess

[night barn]

He rejoined several times

[fleet fog]

Si, estupido idiota

[muted marten]

Gonna check smth

[night barn]

Check his history

[muted marten]

2 days

[night barn]

Oldest is from last year

[muted marten]

The heck

So a month

[fleet fog]

I've been here for a year and a few months

[muted marten]

Were you kicked at some point?

Or left possibly

[night barn]

Bonk left once, I believe

[muted marten]

Seems so

[night barn]

Not sure, though

[muted marten]

Love the custom status btw

[night barn]

Very Epic

😎

[muted marten]

😎

[fleet fog]

It's actually a glitch

I used my gmail instead of my hotmail

So it like copied me

This was when I got my computer's wifi adapter working bc Discord gave me different login location crap

So no

[muted marten]

Wild

[fleet fog]

I was inactive for 2 months

[muted marten]

I was inactive around November-February

Kinda active again now

[night barn]

I've been active since day 1

[muted marten]

Me too, just with a break

[night barn]

[fleet fog]

Fun Fact: I stole have the same custom status as Gajunas

[night barn]

Yes

Except for the capital letters

[muted marten]

Can't say anything but nice

He likes it so why not

[night barn]

Yup

Nice

[fleet fog]

Stalker is like the nword

mercs say stalka bc they're foreign

[fleet fog]

Old man

[ancient crown]

Can non-ukranians say the s word

Do they have to get s word pass

To say stalka

[alpine patrol]

S T A L K E R

[fleet fog]

Collector's first words were a mention and pink guy/filthy frank smiling

As the search bar says...

[muted marten]

Mine was ^

[cinder urchin]

\

[sage dirge]

I'm gonna say the s word

САЛО

[fleet fog]

Kitteh

So Major Dragunov is banned

Forever?

Smh, I want more cheeki breeki slavaboo gopnik Boris memes to torture Danila

The hell chuvak?

[night barn]

Mine was deleted

[fleet fog]

So my question won't be answered

[night barn]

Yes

Unless he DMs with saying he'll behave like an angel

[fleet fog]

Sad day

[night barn]

Which he doubtfully will

[fleet fog]

Mercenary grunt charging Rookie Village for no absoloute reason.

[hasty pelican]

||Strelok fighting his way to the secret lab||

[weak crest]

strelok on his way to the funny shiney rock guarded by brainless doods

[thorny umbra]

Strelok is into tanned Beach babes

[fleet fog]

6:54 am, I should sleep

[thorny umbra]

Goodnight fellow stalker

[frozen cargo]

That's why ShoC is my favourite

[hasty pelican]

ngl, something's telling me I could've felt this atmosphere more (played on stalker difficulty)

[weak crest]

Gib rubles

[undone cypress]

ShoCk

Im ShoCkeD

you when you said "Duty is cool" on Freedom's base

[velvet umbra]

Do you really compare free doped dudes to brutal organisation of slaves run by Son of a Mars-like tyrant hyped on Roman Empire?

[undone cypress]

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDxarOGW17A (it's not the same as the original! I replaced some words) RIP Vova

[weak crest]

I found replacement for him

[sage dirge]

He can't be replaced

[undone cypress]

😳

[sage dirge]

"Post a meme 2 times is better than one" - Sidor

[undone cypress]

"oh wow"

[sage dirge]

"Post a meme 3 times is better than one" - Wolf

[eternal cedar]

guys check out this funny meme i found

[night barn]

[frozen cargo]

[sage dirge]

omg guys, i was looking for it all day

[frozen cargo]

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

Messer, what the hell?

[velvet umbra]

For Pete's sake, STAHP

[sage dirge]

open the silo door !

[undone cypress]

thats what i searched for my whole life

I found replacement for him
@weak crest but did you found replacment for NSA?

[weak crest]

don't care about that anymore so meh

[undone cypress]

k

[graceful fox]

Ah yes, benny

[undone cypress]

no it is benya

[graceful fox]

Now it is Benny

[night barn]

Ain't that a kick in the head?

[graceful fox]

What in the goddamn?

[sage dirge]

My big brain can't handle it

[night barn]

Ring-a-ding, baby

[graceful fox]

Ring-A-ding-ding

[undone cypress]

that was your last delivery kid

[night barn]

Smooth moves, like smooth little babies

[undone cypress]

18 karat of bad luck

[sage dirge]

I think i chose the wrong chat

[undone cypress]

вhy

[weak crest]

smooth little babies

[sage dirge]

бeкause whат іс бенуа

YES

cool channel, crazy mods

[graceful fox]

yep

[undone cypress]

pools closed

[graceful fox]

oh no, not that again

[sage dirge]

Smth wrong with this 2 loaf cats

[undone cypress]

due

Smth wrong with this 2 loaf cats
@sage dirge we have math

[sage dirge]

oh no

not this

[undone cypress]

eats math

mmm

[sage dirge]

NO, not this video

pls

[undone cypress]

https://youtu.be/k_ao07oSO8A oh yes yes yes

[sage dirge]

[sage dirge]

[sage dirge]

What are fallout memes doing here?

[graceful fox]

lol

[alpine patrol]

im sorry for the swear word

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/udn8RYzWxvE

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

Today's Vova Vist overdose

[sage dirge]

[clever ice]

vova fist seems kinda forced doe

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

не шелести особо, я поясню ситуацию

[alpine patrol]

Брух

[sage dirge]

лол

[sage dirge]

[alpine patrol]

i added check the swag

[undone cypress]

bag the swag

[alpine patrol]

siPMmovich

[graceful fox]

Uh oh

[alpine patrol]

@night barn make me a free man

[muted marten]

-takerole @alpine patrol bandits

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Bandits successfully removed from bred#6549.

May 10, 2020, 3:49 PM

Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to bred#6549.

May 10, 2020, 3:50 PM

[alpine patrol]

nice

[muted marten]

Crimson afk

[alpine patrol]

oh

[night barn]

Nice

[sage dirge]

Is this a Polish masterpiece?

[frozen cargo]

Yeah
Fiat 126p LPT - "armoured vehicle"

[sage dirge]

ARMOURED

yes... yes, i suppose?

[frozen cargo]

You see Piotr
When you remove armour from the vehicle
Enemy won't recognize you as the armoured vehicle

[muted marten]

Will think it's civilians and won't shoot

Simple

[frozen cargo]

However original Fiat 126p is great too

I can't find any images
@muted marten would you be so kind?

[frozen cargo]

Capacity: 10 people + luggage

Also engine is in the back

[sage dirge]

The best car for flatout

[muted marten]

I like the Lancia Stratos for Italian cars

[sage dirge]

@muted marten , 1 interesting question. Can you still find lada in Lithuania?

[muted marten]

For sale or on the road

[sage dirge]

on the road

[muted marten]

Probably not as many as Ukraine, but you can still see them sometimes

[frozen cargo]

Look at this beauty

Polonez

[sage dirge]

In Ukraine ladaS are more popular in villages, in towns, cities they don't appear often

[raven ruin]

воу воу воу

[sage dirge]

Что?

[muted marten]

In Ukraine ladaS are more popular in villages, in towns, cities they don't appear often
Here you can find them abandoned near villages

Sometimes driving around the town, but pretty rare

[sage dirge]

Most part of cars here was sent from EU (in the main, 2000-s cars)

[muted marten]

2000- 2010 cars are more popular here now

Though more moderns one also exist

[sage dirge]

almost the same

[alpine patrol]

hey gamers do you remember the duty ambush on freedom members on army werehouses ?

[night barn]

Yes

[alpine patrol]

well i just watched while they died

then i followed them to the place that they were setting camp

and i took out my auto PMm that has over 100 bullets in its mag and i killed them all

[night barn]

Good job

You did a service not only to Freedom but also to PMm Gang

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

Speaking of freedom

And PMm Gang

[muted marten]

It's time to play some CS

[weak crest]

PMm Gang

[night barn]

Ayy nice

[muted marten]

Serjous did you make that

[night barn]

He did

[sage dirge]

yes

[sage dirge]

here's the original post

and.... PMM GANG

[night barn]

Serjous

I have big request

Honorary PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

YES

Ok, i'll make it

[muted marten]

PMm Gang propaganda?

[sage dirge]

yes

[night barn]

No

Even better

Honorary PMm Gang

[muted marten]

Honorary PMm Gang radio

We could get Lukey to do the voice

[night barn]

Ah yes

CoP Duty Soldier

[weak crest]

yeees

[sage dirge]

So, you want honorary pmm... nice idea

[night barn]

Honorary PMm Gang

[weak crest]

Honorary PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

best version of the glorious PMm

[sage dirge]

Are we Honorary PMm Gang now?

[weak crest]

I will try to take out the Silent squad in SoC with a PMm, or just clear the freedom base with it

[night barn]

Yes

Honorary PMm Gang

[weak crest]

yeeees

[alpine patrol]

hey @weak crest i dealt ith your guys in the farm

[night barn]

[weak crest]

Jokes on you, I am a dutyer just for the theme

[alpine patrol]

8 of them turned into swiss cheese by my auto PMm

[weak crest]

not for the ideology

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to marcu_wojac#6803.

May 10, 2020, 4:50 PM

[night barn]

[weak crest]

[sage dirge]

lol

[weak crest]

Freedom and Duty at the same time

[night barn]

-takerole @weak crest Freedom

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Freedom successfully removed from marcu_wojac#6803.

May 10, 2020, 4:51 PM

[alpine patrol]

poggers

[weak crest]

poggers

[sage dirge]

This is illegal

[halcyon mist]

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

[alpine patrol]

ah yes @weak crest is a jojo fan too

[weak crest]

I am not a Jojo fan

[night barn]

Heh

@weak crest is a JoJo fan

[alpine patrol]

gang-star ?

[night barn]

My doing

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

poggers

[night barn]

He doesn't even realize

[weak crest]

wow, thanks Crimson

[sage dirge]

We need to make some rap tracks

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

i bred have a dream and that dream is to exterminate duty off the zone

[night barn]

Hear hear

[weak crest]

but will then protect the 109 rads bar

[alpine patrol]

109

[weak crest]

or kill more innocent stalkers (indirectly)

[night barn]

No

Duty lures Mutants towards it

[alpine patrol]

i will only kill duty members or anyone that stands in my way

[weak crest]

Thas why I said indirectly

[night barn]

3 is pretty true

[alpine patrol]

^^^^

[weak crest]

hey, at least we dont smoke weed

[night barn]

Neither do I

[alpine patrol]

at least we DO smoke weed

[night barn]

[weak crest]

and for sure we arent gachimuchi actors

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

allright on my way to 100 rads bar to kill the duty leader

[night barn]

Ayy

[weak crest]

you'll get oblirated

[alpine patrol]

yea yea