🤨┃stalker_memes

[alpine patrol]

im proud

[weak crest]

same

[rustic ether]

That man makes us proud. Asserting his dominance on a bloodsucker.

[alpine patrol]

[stable gyro]

[velvet umbra]

[night barn]

As usual, Bandit dialogue mixed up with Freedom

[weak crest]

Freedumb

[velvet umbra]

Right... Dumb enough to do real work of protecting World from the Zone.

[weak crest]

protecting the world from the Zone
you boy dont know Freedoms actual mission.

Freedom wants free entry in the Zone, that meaning, combining the nornal world with the Zone. and that doesnt seem to md "protection from the Zone"

[fathom burrow]

[rustic ether]

and also stopping you

[velvet umbra]

Czapa and his dudes from Barier sends their regards, dooty boi

[sage dirge]

[rustic ether]

[weak crest]

quieres

[stable mirage]

Did not know steve was a looser

[versed kernel]

[tranquil lake]

[hasty pelican]

https://youtu.be/b96RkLgWFWY

[sage dirge]

[hasty pelican]

stoned wolf

[sage dirge]

https://youtu.be/5iVU5tx2mnY

[hasty pelican]

I wanna have a gas mask now

[sage dirge]

Сидор тоже подходит

[graceful fox]

Playing reborn must feel like

[sage dirge]

[hasty crown]

@sage dirge Funny meme, только здесь такие не любят

[sage dirge]

А чё так?

[hasty crown]

Нууу... Куча банов было по этому поводу
Я бы порекомендовал убрать, а то набигут...

[sage dirge]

*Мемас втік з села *

А жаль

[hasty crown]

[zealous flax]

[weak crest]

someone translate please

[compact knoll]

Europeans: "All Asians Are So Similar"
Europeans themselves:

[weak crest]

ty

[night barn]

[main laurel]

You are a good man, thank you

[hasty pelican]

There should be a special role on this discord for people who know Russian, Ukrainian, etc. and are willing to translate

[fathom burrow]

i will drink for this proposition

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnnXemPKR7w

[zealous flax]

[summer horizon]

dope or nope?

[hasty pelican]

First tell me what I'm looking at

Kinda dope tho

[weak crest]

sks with a 20rd integral mag

[hasty pelican]

Kinda dope, though I'm not sure it's really practical

[weak crest]

7.62x39 retains good muzzle velocities compared to other calibers

[hasty pelican]

hmm

I'm concerned about the accuracy and comfortableness of this thing

[weak crest]

Obrez SKS, very bandit

[solar lagoon]

Shoot it with one hand and say goodbye to your wrist bones

[faint marten]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO7i9leaI_I

[summer horizon]

the wrist breaker.

[weak crest]

Sidorovich explaining why the tourists delight costs 500 to buy but you can only sell it for 250

[weak crest]

Clear Sky grenades

[hasty pelican]

complete with zipties

I can neither confirm nor deny that Clear Sky uses those

[weak crest]

@timber garden I love you right now join duty

GUYS i FOUND SOMETHING SHOKING ABOUT DUTY

THEIR NAME ARENT DUTY!!!!

THEY ARE

DEBT

[alpine patrol]

[timber garden]

no dooty

[sage dirge]

[hasty pelican]

Something doesn't feel right in what he said

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

Made me kek

[zealous flax]

[errant bane]

The c-con behind the emmision

[weak crest]

kek

[solar lagoon]

its been so long since I saw the center of the zone lost to the mutants the c-con behind the emission

[weak crest]

Five Nights At Pripyat

[weak crest]

gsc take notes

[true fossil]

lmao, il´be more fun if the song was the bandit radio statt

[weak crest]

wish we could have custom music

would make a mod instantly, have that playing instead of the guitar tracks or radio

change character voices to that song, mutant sounds etc

[livid night]

What is this deal with Fnaf again? Wasn’t it totally died in 2015?

[weak crest]

@livid night its back

[harsh swan]

Why is there Anime in that Russian version of a song video

[weak crest]

the power of the internet

5G is great guys it's ultra fast

[weak crest]

hhmm nothing out of the ordinary, just looks like a normal stalker game

[weak crest]

yep

if yuo no hev three arm

yuo hef not ben properly radiated

ivan you fool

[hasty pelican]

[sage dirge]

Slenderovich

[hasty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-doug-walker-crying-meme-gif-15263759

[hasty pelican]

yo how was the duty thing

you know the "DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS..."

for this one time I need a dutyer to yell this at me, I need the whole text for a prank

[night barn]

"Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits. None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!"

Also, sorry for being a Freedomer

[hasty pelican]

wasn't it "...saving the planet and it's citizens" or something

[night barn]

There are several announcements

[hasty pelican]

alright, thanks

the pranking shall commence

[night barn]

Both SoC and CS have different announcements. I'm sure you can find them online

[hasty pelican]

Yeah, I found one, this one will be good

[sage dirge]

[sage dirge]

https://tenor.com/HZoV.gif

[loud spire]

hola soy nuevo en el grupo pero viejo jugando al stalker

[weak crest]

translate

[hasty crown]

-You got the habar? ||Sidorovich quote||

-Get out of here, stalker!
-Show your QR-code! ||?||

-It's not a dog! ||To go for a walk with, one of the few legal ways to go out||
-Run, Biba, Run!

[sharp sentinel]

Ноль, целковый, полушка, четвертушка...

[hasty pelican]

I get the first one, then it gets confusing

[weak crest]

yh

[fleet fog]

Fnaf in stalker

eew

🤢

cringe

[weak crest]

xD

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667203591248805891/698813591750705163/video0.mp4

[hasty pelican]

^ this is the only adequate response

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

he killed bread

[muted marten]

any idea whats the time differences between the 2 pictures?

[hasty pelican]

3-7 years?

[orchid scaffold]

Couple days

[pliant salmon]

I've heard it burned yesterday.

[orchid scaffold]

Yeah, it did

[pliant salmon]

No more Stalker.

Forest burned.

[night barn]

Sad

[muted marten]

think this could affect development?

since they were using photo rendering or smth

[pliant salmon]

Idk

How much of it was burned?

Just that area or?

[muted marten]

if an article didnt lie, this is it

[pliant salmon]

Ouch

Wonder how that happened.

[sage dirge]

Оригинал топ

[tranquil flame]

lets post a classic

[undone cypress]

thanks god duga is not burned

[weak crest]

you cannot burn duga, duga will burn you (and also your brains)

[undone cypress]

true

[weak crest]

though it would be cool if the red forest burned down in stalker 2

because its so bloody radioactive, mixed with psionic crap and fire it could create some especially chaotic anomalies

[graceful fox]

"What are you doing for living?"

"I am killing bread."

[weak crest]

firefighters go to duga to put out fire
firefighters start praising monolith

[weak crest]

lmao

[safe nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nI-uV3qbCM

[zealous flax]

Fotograf mod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOMgun53eOc

[graceful fox]

Demons of The Zone

[zealous flax]

Кровососы умерли

[weak crest]

[hasty pelican]

they look cute when they sleep

[hasty crown]

I stole the diet sausage from bloodsucker's den

[gleaming dock]

I've mastered photoshop

[alpine patrol]

hes a god

[muted marten]

made this funky chart with some mixed opinions between me and other people about the people from this community, hope yall enjoy, its obviously for jokes and fun

[smoky cedar]

n o d a t a

[muted marten]

added with the trashy transparent colours, just makes it perfect )))

[hearty lava]

Not bad

[smoky cedar]

I like that you included ur pp in the background

[muted marten]

yeah because i didnt know where to put myself, i only put the smaller version of myself where i did because of others replies

[weak crest]

Cursed Bandit

its a minecraft skin i found

[weak crest]

[graceful fox]

That is a nice chart

[graceful fox]

Now they need to save me from depression.

WHere they at

[gilded summit]

[sage zealot]

I like that chart, needs more c:<

[clever oxide]

When you throw a bolt at an anomaly

[weak crest]

Burner anomaly*

[hasty pelican]

Could someone translate please?

[weak crest]

I dont speak Russian much, but the top says

In the kitchen at 3AM

Girls
Boys

and the mission says

There is a sound coming from the fridge, it appears something is locked inside. You need to check the source of the sound

Something like that, idk @hasty pelican

Just learning Russian

[frigid depot]

radio interference: check the source of noise
There is a knock coming from the fridge, seems like someone is locked. Need to check the source of noise

Translation from Russian Partizashn

[hasty pelican]

The kek is complete

[weak crest]

;D

[hasty pelican]

Thanks a lot, pals

[weak crest]

funny meme

[frigid depot]

Np

[weak crest]

Can you translate?

[sharp sentinel]

Разбежавшись прыгну я в пузырь

[fathom burrow]

close this freakin' door, quick

[hasty pelican]

they'll whip out an SA Avalanche

[sage zealot]

Please tell me more

[alpine patrol]

rEgEnAdEs

[solar lagoon]

Nooo! What are you doing! Did you learn nothing from Operation Fairway

[hasty crown]

The only important thing learnt from there is that you have to remap anomalies with each blowout

[hasty pelican]

He'll have the trip of his life

[molten citrus]

Chernobyl is on fire

[hasty pelican]

Yeah, I know : /

I hope the fires will be put out quickly

[frozen cargo]

Ok, guys, it seems like forest fires in Chernobyl are under control. Footage from satellites shows no fire sources, firemen registered only small fires of litter.
Do not trust fake news (some sites reported that Pripyat is on fire, that's not true).

I've written that in #⭐┃nospoilers_general

[weak crest]

thank you kind sir

chernobyl

[harsh swan]

A Classic

[brazen agate]

Starts Misery, Picks Sniper, immediately gets ganked by a pack of dogs and a bloodsucker: "Ight that was fun for the day"

[weak crest]

that happens with Anomaly too.

[brazen agate]

I think all of the classes start out with a semi scripted combat encounter

Recon is a pack of snorks, Sniper is the dogs, dont know what assault is since ive never tried him

[weak crest]

why would a sniper go against dogs?

[brazen agate]

Their mod, im just playin it :L

[weak crest]

bet

[brazen agate]

Besides the initial combat encounter, pretty fun mod, dont know why they put someone with a single shot rifle up against a pack of 6 dogs though

[frozen cargo]

Why to choose? Become a druid!

[night barn]

Become both Freedom and a Shaman

[gilded summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/650708947304710144/699702901467119746/images_-_2020-04-14T162001.415.jpeg

[night barn]

shows CS

[weak crest]

the hud

[gilded summit]

lol

[hasty crown]

Oh yeah the Davy Jones' house

[fathom burrow]

Tgis house isn't scary

[hasty pelican]

what house is this

[harsh swan]

bloodsucker house

[hasty pelican]

hm

[weak crest]

where is he

[main laurel]

just for safety reasons check behind you

[grizzled spruce]

I have found the solution!

If the chief of the duty and the chief of the freedom getting in coople, the duty and the freedom can destroy the monolith easily

This is a good idea no?

[orchid scaffold]

Are you proposing a wattpad-tier fanfic ship?

[grizzled spruce]

Nooooooooo

But it can be a good plan for destroying the monolith

and a good fanfic

[gilded summit]

no

[solar lagoon]

I have all the other fallout games including tactics (excluding brotherhood of steel) and steam is telling me STALKER shadow of chernobyl is more similar to fallout 76 than every other fallout game

also far cry 3

Steam is kekkin’ me right now

[weak crest]

братан я тебя не понял

[graceful fox]

Lol

Similar to STALKER? Aw please, steam...

[north peak]

Similar to FC3? What?

[muted marten]

shoot=fc3,csgo,fallout,cod

[zealous flax]

https://youtu.be/akclVD5PDds?t=9

[tulip hedge]

Эх гробы подорожают

[sharp sentinel]

ЫТАЛКЕЯ рулит

[quasi pagoda]

guess Sidoross has shyzophrenia

[fathom burrow]

translate last picture, please

[sage zealot]

it says "coffins will go up in price"

[alpine patrol]

i found another vova

[north peak]

He is not free

[night barn]

[faint portal]

sad indeed

we must free the vovas

[hasty pelican]

d e e p

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

every mutant in the zone starts running at you
they run past

[night barn]

[alpine patrol]

F R E E T H E V O V A ' S

[solar lagoon]

I hate myself

[weak crest]

Put the flower crown on a flesh

[quasi spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7VF0TEye3g

[solar lagoon]

I’ll try

@weak crest

[weak crest]

aw that’s hot

[quasi pagoda]

flower the brain scorcher becouse why not

[hasty pelican]

the intro of ShoC shows public transport in the near future of 2020

                      CHANGE MY MIND

[fathom burrow]

public transport by Italy

[hasty crown]

Rip meme translation, ruined by syntax rules

"The Pigs"
"got (me) cornered"
"me"
"at the yard"

[sage zealot]

actually says:

"warriors
pinched
me
in the courtyard"

but I guess it depends on the translation

[hasty crown]

Translation =/= Localization
People speaking English had probably played English version of the game first, so they remember it by the different quotes
Having to localize the memes by such quotes is quite hard, yet I enjoy it

[hasty pelican]

doesn't the first one mean soldiers

my Polish senses are telling me that

[frozen cargo]

Yes

[frozen cargo]

I mean
You can call someone a pig to offend them, right?

[hasty pelican]

Yes you can

But "вояки" doesn't directly mean "pigs", right?

[hasty crown]

I was not the one to officially localize SoC

[night barn]

Pig is slang for someone who works for the government

[hasty pelican]

I know

[night barn]

Since Mole is under assault by the Military

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[quasi pagoda]

who would win? The virgin Tachanka or the Chad Vist

[errant bane]

virgin russian spetznaz operator vs chad ukrainian chernobyl border guard

[hasty pelican]

the Russian operator has no chances

Ukrainian Chernobyl troops are the best there are

[harsh swan]

@humble warren https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/700468540859220039/i15fkzne85t41.png

[weak crest]

@humble warren dont dare saying that freedom are good people

[weak crest]

Stalker 2 SEVA suit

[molten fjord]

when condition is broken

[sage zealot]

https://youtu.be/cQM-lCAfh50?t=606

@weak crest lmao

[rustic ether]

We can explain

[muted marten]

Beautiful story

[weak crest]

[rustic ether]

Google works for duty

[quasi pagoda]

duty got some sick beats tho

[weak crest]

Duty listens to the battlefield theme song like they hard or something

[graceful fox]

>

[raw dagger]

All combined? Maybe.....

[graceful fox]

>

[humble warren]

cheeki breeki

[weak crest]

[humble warren]

is

[graceful fox]

No,
is

[weak crest]

is

[hasty pelican]

=

[weak crest]

=

[frozen cargo]

https://youtu.be/VcmJGK0cDj8

[zealous flax]

[weak crest]

ah yes

[smoky cedar]

bread

[hasty pelican]

Yep

I remember that moment vividly

Instead of fighting the controller like a sensible person I tried getting out of that damn place as quick as possible

Which failed

[weak crest]

i didnt got scared of him kek, thought he was topless stalker and knifed him

[hasty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/respect-tipofthehat-respected-gif-5971429

[frozen cargo]

Forest fires in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in 2020. Yellow stands for partially burned places, red for mostly or completely

Remember that due to firemen's work and high rain precipitation everything calmed down, danger is nearly non existent
Do not believe fake news

[clever ice]

aight

[frozen cargo]

No giant radiation clouds or whatever

Some of destroyed/damaged places:
Red Forest
Yanov
Kopachi
Izumrudnoye
Rosokha
Volkov complex

[night barn]

Darn

[solar lagoon]

):

RIP the boys in yanov

[muted marten]

How bads yanov? @frozen cargo

[frozen cargo]

Partially

I don't know much more

[solar lagoon]

what language is the map in

[frozen cargo]

Polish

[solar lagoon]

Ohhh okay

thank you

[frozen cargo]

🇮🇩

[solar lagoon]

I’m trying to machine translate it to get SOME sense of what’s what

[frozen cargo]

Most of text are some untranslantable village names
So you won't find out much

[solar lagoon]

darn

[muted marten]

Use yandex

Got image translation

Works great

[gray imp]

lmao what's that meme of the old man hitting the wall

at the end of that agropom video

[weak crest]

AHAHAH i loved that meme KARA

loved the "asus_quicksave" and the lag spike xd

[weak crest]

controller throws a bolt

in a perfect world

controller throws another bolt

men like me would not exist

controller throws a 3rd bolt
B U T T H I S I S N O T A P E R F E C T W O R L D

[soft crescent]

this is what photorealistic strelok in unreal is gonna look like

[zealous flax]

https://youtu.be/C_sHoHBPswY

[graceful fox]

[night barn]

[cinder urchin]

woah. that server was that

[final orchid]

Blowout soon, STALKER

[weak crest]

when ?

RIGHT NOW

pls help me with Lost Alpha in #🔨-technical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zHpD475EQ

love this video by oxide

[safe nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPfqbpnQP-w

[night barn]

Niko

[fleet fog]

Let's go bowling

Whoops wrong game

Trapper, Let's go artifact hunting

[muted marten]

lmao

[weak crest]

That "Why your parents will never understand The Zone" hits a bit closer to home

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381916320423215104/701139778078245006/qY8NBQ7r_5k.png

[hasty pelican]

sniff sniff

I smell Duty propaganda in that meme

[stable mirage]

You right

[night barn]

Credits go to @muted marten

[muted marten]

Funky chart lowkey remade

[orchid scaffold]

I can't make out any of the writing

[muted marten]

God damn it quality decreased

I can read it though

[orchid scaffold]

I cannot

[fleet fog]

I have good vision

but wtf is that quality? I can't make it out.

[muted marten]

Guess ill reupload a nonscreenshot version tmrw

[fleet fog]

Yes

[muted marten]

Now its gone forever

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Also i hate how some of yall couldnt make it

Nice ppl slots went out fast

[harsh swan]

What was the picture

[fleet fog]

It was a chart of S.T.A.L.K.E.R community famous and infamous people

Of course

Collector is at the bottom

[muted marten]

This servers to be specific

You were going to he on it, but ran out of space

Be*

[fleet fog]

Found a really old one

[muted marten]

"Really old"

I made that like 2 days ago

[fleet fog]

That's like a billion years

[muted marten]

Half the spots already changed in there lol

This time its more Crimson influenced

But yeah, that one will forever be the first and best one, because a day later half the server changed their god damn profile pics

[fleet fog]

Put me in it

I can taste you

I WANT TO EAT THE HAM SHANK FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2

[night barn]

Same

[fleet fog]

IT LOOKS SO TASTY

[night barn]

It does, yes

[harsh swan]

Gayouknowwhat @muted marten put me in there

[muted marten]

Thing is, ive no idea where to put you in the new one, since the nice guy slots are taken

[harsh swan]

Bruh

[muted marten]

Go away marcel

[harsh swan]

Put me anywhere

[muted marten]

You got removes from it

Removed*

[harsh swan]

Sounds like some bias

[fleet fog]

Yeah

[night barn]

[muted marten]

It wasnt a 1 man job

[harsh swan]

[fleet fog]

[muted marten]

Ill put you back if you really want to

[fleet fog]

burger

[muted marten]

Just found nicer/more active ppl in the process

[muted marten]

Like where would I put you

Youre not a troll

[muted marten]

At least answer the question

[harsh swan]

Like i know

[muted marten]

You dont know yourself?

[harsh swan]

I never saw the graph, you tell me there's a new version

It's not a question about knowing yourself it's a question on where i can go

[muted marten]

The text is the same as the old one, if the quality aint bad and you can read, take a look

Take a look and think where you could go

[harsh swan]

Is there a "Unorganized Neutral"?

[muted marten]

All neutrals are taken

[harsh swan]

Chaotic Evil

[muted marten]

Youre not evil

[harsh swan]

Well you tell me what spots are left

[muted marten]

1 moment

[harsh swan]

Because from the older graph all the neutrals are taken yes?

[muted marten]

In the new one theyre all taken as well

[fleet fog]

-enlarge

-enlarge

[muted marten]

Bottom 2 rows are basically free in the new one, only collector is in 1 slot there

[fleet fog]

.enlarge

[fleet fog]

Retarded bot

[harsh swan]

So only Rude or Evil or Vile?

[muted marten]

All good, moral, decent and neutrals are taken i believe

[harsh swan]

Then i don't think there would be a spot for me in there

[muted marten]

Some rude and impure slots

[fleet fog]

-enlarge

[muted marten]

Maybe there

[fleet fog]

[muted marten]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[harsh swan]

You certainly don't belong on the good ones

Let's exchange shall we?

[muted marten]

I asked what people think of me

[fleet fog]

Gajunas is a nice guy

[muted marten]

I got selfless as a reply

[muted marten]

Different variations, but selfless

[fleet fog]

Brush your teeth risitas wtf

[harsh swan]

What about Insane?

[muted marten]

I think theres 2 insane slots actuallt

Lemme check

Insane selfless, insane moral, and bottom 3 insanes

[harsh swan]

Insane moral please

[muted marten]

Cant do that now, well see tomorrow

No longer on pc

[harsh swan]

No problem just don't forget

[muted marten]

Not promissing either

Its community view with a little bias from some people

[harsh swan]

Calling me Insane is certainly bias

[muted marten]

You did it yourself

[harsh swan]

I would rather call you Chaotic Selfless

Yes i know

But i have no other place to go

And i'm not vile, rude or evil

[muted marten]

That was one of the things i got called, some said chaotic, others said the one im in atm

But not chaotic in the bad way

[harsh swan]

Chaotic is neither of the two sides

It's both

It's both

[muted marten]

Neutral is no side

[harsh swan]

Let's just stop it's a meme graph

[fleet fog]

BURGER TANK

[muted marten]

Yes

[weak crest]

@muted martenis that Rei in the lower right

[muted marten]

@weak crest ?

[muted marten]

Slightly changed the chart again, this time the quality should be fine (you can zoom in and it should look fine if you press open original)

[weak crest]

which no data am i

[muted marten]

Any one you choose

[orchid scaffold]

I'm neutral?

[night barn]

Unruly Neutral

[muted marten]

You're not you in this server, so we were nice

))

[orchid scaffold]

Ah, yeah

Well, I'm me in this and that server

The duality of man...

[night barn]

What is "that" server?

[orchid scaffold]

BS

[night barn]

Ah

[orchid scaffold]

The cesspool of degeneracy and military-grade autism

There is one positive thing about BS though...

It is untouchable by raids more complex than spamming the same pic

[frozen cargo]

The Boss himself

[weak crest]

he is just gettig a lil fatter :D

[harsh swan]

He got chubby whilst working on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

[muted marten]

Tbh he hasn't aged that bad

[orchid scaffold]

Pepsi preserves people

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-movies-merry-christmas-gif-10604736

[gilded summit]

yes

[alpine patrol]

yes

[weak crest]

yes

[hasty pelican]

I've you've only been where I've been, and ate what I ate!

[gray imp]

https://youtu.be/H01BwSD9eyQ

[weak crest]

@muted marten who is organized selfless

[muted marten]

Melomaniac @weak crest

[weak crest]

What does he think he's doing

Using MY waifu

For his profile picture

[muted marten]

Kek

He has a gif version so hes cooler

And had it longer

[weak crest]

@muted marten doesn't matte4

And this has been my pfp since I made the acc

[muted marten]

Whend you make your acc

[weak crest]

Approx. 170 days ago

[muted marten]

Nah hes had it longer

[weak crest]

Oh I forgot I can't swear here

[muted marten]

Did you just get played by the bot lmao

[night barn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[weak crest]

kek

[weak crest]

First time I encountered the Monolith

It was pretty much like this, frightening

[solar lagoon]

they’re literally just vibing out

[graceful fox]

The man before slaughter

[hasty pelican]

*the

[weak crest]

The.

[quasi pagoda]

*da

[velvet umbra]

I almost feel sorry for them

[orchid scaffold]

Don't

[weak crest]

Remember?

Dark times

[weak crest]

Duty LARPers be like "freedom's patch has a wolf on it, they must be FURRIES"

[weak crest]

nah we dont say that

[night barn]

Bizarro no give stalker no medkit

[weak crest]

Always give stalkers medkits

You dont know when you might need a friend

There's a bandit screaming for medkit here
Should I give him one?

bandit

Shoot him

You don't help snakes

Gladly, I'm not snake either

Hell yeah

[stable gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551391994971291679/701752648172437504/oWY5XaN9IEY.jpg

[weak crest]

sidorovich come pick me up i'm scared

[graceful fox]

He will never save you, now give us rubles

[hasty pelican]

gulps vodka

drinks energy drink

runs away

[weak crest]

doesn’t vodka make you slow

[hasty pelican]

nah I don't think so

[night barn]

No

[fleet fog]

It makes you lose stamina faster

[night barn]

In CoP, yes

But that would be because Vodka makes you hungry

[fleet fog]

I drink

I want nom nom

[night barn]

Hunger dramatically affects your Energy

[weak crest]

I heard hunger can actually kill you but I don't know if it's right or not?

[fleet fog]

Yar:You got nothing that would impress even a little girl. No, you come over. I've got something to show you, or should I stick it out for you to see?
Ashot: I have no microscope...!

[night barn]

Yeah, it decreases your Health when you're too hungry

[fleet fog]

Ashot is Asian

He says he's armenian

Explains his accent

[weak crest]

Ah I see, thanks

[fleet fog]

Also

Whoever voiced Yar also voiced the Duty Propoganda radioman

[weak crest]

Yar is a double agent confirmed

at least he isnt albanian

true

[fleet fog]

Keknomancer tf is that pfp

[night barn]

Sex

[fleet fog]

Get duty out here

put that thing back in rule34

In hell.

[orchid scaffold]

Call the doom slayer

[fleet fog]

I went on a rule34 world tour, If doomguy gives therapy I need to see him

[weak crest]

what is a rule34 world tour

[fleet fog]

Finding every post on r34

[muted marten]

You had fun with that tour?

[fleet fog]

No I hated it

I would've cried for my mommy

[muted marten]

What stopped you?

[fleet fog]

I can be stronger than that

I don't need to cry

I can get therapy afterwards

Monolith can erase my ptsd via brain scorcher

[hasty crown]

You think you are ready for Johnny Test and other... Ugh

[fleet fog]

no

But maybe, I might be able to- no I can't

[hasty pelican]

Fellow Stalker, are you sure what you're doing is good for you

and does it have a point?

[fleet fog]

My friends... they were all infected! I can see those furries... BRAINWASHING THEIR WEAK MINDED BRAINS, OH... and then- and the- then when they got triggered! Oh god their voices! nooo make it stop... I did them a favor though! I'll give myself the favor too- bang

[hasty crown]

It was obvious, he's the red spy

https://youtu.be/5k-mCWGI5e8

[sharp sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9n6IfZaRlM

[final orchid]

[fleet fog]

Gajunas is an epic gamer

[muted marten]

Ayup

[weak crest]

HOW.

[night barn]

Very epic

[fleet fog]

I'm also epic

[night barn]

Yes, you definitely are

[fleet fog]

I beat SJM, very epic

[muted marten]

@fleet fog I think you're epic

[fleet fog]

Ok

We have the same custom tags

Bruh.

[muted marten]

Yo

That cray cray

I did mine when this feature came out though

[fleet fog]

Oh wow. That's awhile

[muted marten]

It's only a few months isn't it

[fleet fog]

That's like eons ago

[harsh swan]

Cringe

[sharp sentinel]

[muted marten]

Master

[weak crest]

seen it

[hasty pelican]

Mactep

[weak crest]

Mactep

[main laurel]

Mactep

[rustic ether]

MacTep

[weak crest]

hol up, that face, its familiar, is that Tsoy? if not, then I'm stoopid

tsoy who

that face is xi jinping

[weak crest]

Viktor Tsoy

[harsh swan]

@weak crest yes, Gachi Tsoy known for singing Группа Semen and some other classics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_tNF20oIz0

[weak crest]

oh, so he isnt Viktor Tsoy

but its a bootleg Viktor Tsoy

[fleet fog]

MacTep

Macbeth

Burers are the witches

MacTep is Macbeth

[harsh swan]

mactep

[weak crest]

@harsh swan semen lol

[orchid scaffold]

Talking about gachi songs...

https://youtu.be/8l4OnSF4Nbw @harsh swan

Is it a bit too risky?

[weak crest]

hol up, so gachumuchi is gay porn?

[orchid scaffold]

Pretty much, yeah

[weak crest]

lmao

And why do I find so many stalker memes with gachimuchi?

@weak crest duty

@weak crest duty

[orchid scaffold]

Why? Because a lot of stalker community is Russian and a lot of Russians like gachi memes

[weak crest]

I see

STALKER gachimuchi 😳

[harsh swan]

Rest in peace my angel Aniki

[orchid scaffold]

Oh wait. Herrington died two years ago, didn't he?

[orchid scaffold]

I'd eat that

[fleet fog]

I'd love me some propaganda

[fleet fog]

Translate to Ameriburger

pls

[weak crest]

pls

[sharp sentinel]

Are you sure you want to enter the pleasure room? Yes, lead me

[muted marten]

Yandex is a thing smh

Not that hard to use

[orchid scaffold]

Most of the time it translates Russian to English better than google

[muted marten]

Yeah, even works with slang as far as I'm aware

+works with images

[sharp sentinel]

ъuck

[muted marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529244306708627457/702383288538497065/Oh...oh_no........mp4

[sharp sentinel]

[alpine patrol]

pls english

[muted marten]

@alpine patrol

[alpine patrol]

thank you gajunas very cool

[weak crest]

kek

[night barn]

@alpine patrol
Please mind Rule 3

[cinder urchin]

@alpine patrol gordon feetman

[fleet fog]

Dangerous Mutants

It's a chimera

[weak crest]

i was expecting the jumpscare.

[weak crest]

same

When You Can Only Carry 1 vodka bottle In 1 pouch But you Wanted 999 vodka bottles in 1 pouch

[sharp sentinel]

Так що думайте головою

[weak crest]

Translate

[sage dirge]

Геніальний мем 👍

[alpine patrol]

@cinder urchin no

[sage dirge]

Gordon freedom saved my life

[alpine patrol]

[weak crest]

Uh oh

[velvet osprey]

Press F to pay respect

[rustic ether]

Brings a smile to my face

[night panther]

when you know that a freedomer tried to.... "suck a bloodsucker"....

[night barn]

That's only in mods due to misinformation

It's actually Bandit dialogue

All dialogue get shared within an area. As such, because that Freedomer was in the Garbage, he got Bandit dialogue and said that

So really, it's the Bandits who want this

[rustic ether]

Why would I suck a blloducker, pretty sure they dont have a pp

[main laurel]

only one way to find out

[final orchid]

[alpine patrol]

@night panther

[night barn]

That's only in mods due to misinformation
It's actually Bandit dialogue
All dialogue get shared within an area. As such, because that Freedomer was in the Garbage, he got Bandit dialogue and said that
So really, it's the Bandits who want this

This

[wooden nacelle]

that happened to me when i sold a duty pda in stalker anomaly

[wooden nacelle]

duty members like some good ukrainian porn

[alpine patrol]

we prefer bloodsucker hentai

[stable gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/398105951204409360/702896581690654800/bJV2RkCxrWM.jpg

[frigid depot]

"Антенны больше не ВЖЖЖЖ БРРРРР" или что-то подобное было-бы лучше

[fleet fog]

Dangerous Anomalies

Deadly Mutants

Bandits and Anarchists

Join Duty, Our triumphant march can't be stopped

Wait, technical difficulties

[weak crest]

yeah bandits have a weird thing for mutants

[muted marten]

That's not a bandit

[weak crest]

yes it is

theres also the dialogue in uuh, agroprom? yeah agroprom

its shared by mistake but meant for bandits

where the bandit references the mutants looking hot sometimes

[muted marten]

Ok just to make sure

You're talking about the most recent meme, right?

[weak crest]

there's 2

the most recent meme im not sure about, never found a duty PDA like that, i think its a mod

[muted marten]

Just repost the one you're talking about

[weak crest]

yeah yeah one second lemme get it

fugg i cant find it

its the one where its a free stalker in agroprom saying the bandit dialogue about there not being any women in the zone

[muted marten]

ok w/e then

I got confused

[weak crest]

its up there somewhere but every time i scroll up discord bugs out and puts me back down here

this app sucks

sex dungeon anomalies

mamas beads

[weak crest]

[night barn]

[weak crest]

i’m tired of being assaulted by duty every time i enter the wild territory and rostok in anomaly. i just want rubles.

find the duty NPC models and put them somewhere else so they cant spawn

🤔

i wonder how much freedom will pay me to kill colonel petrenko

[fleet fog]

1

[weak crest]

i just want rubles : (

[hasty pelican]

find some artifacts, stalker!

[rustic ether]

As a freedomer who played Anomaly i know your pain

[weak crest]

anomaly is fiiine, it just has a slow start, you just gotta be patient until one of the exo dudes drop u an exoskeleton

[rustic ether]

it would be broken and repairing it would be costly

[weak crest]

doesn't matter

you get that juicy weight lifting boost

and that all that matters

[fleet fog]

Who is that "BlackAlt" and "Niksize" They always stream a movie in Talk_1

I think they're Indian Spam Bots

[smoky cedar]

bread

[north peak]

Delete this

[rustic ether]

[prime stirrup]

[rustic ether]

-enlarge

[prime stirrup]

Dangerous mutants

[rustic ether]

YES

[prime stirrup]

Its time to kill this

[weak crest]

Freedom come pick me up I'm scared

[rustic ether]

https://youtu.be/EOwQHEOU_RQ

If you can watch the whole thing you deserve a wish granted

[safe nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673304329247260718/685788119001464844/FB_IMG_1583575000131.jpg

[orchid scaffold]

Oh god...

[rustic ether]

Dont do it

Strelok!

[orchid scaffold]

I mean... I've seen some pretty good stalker arts with the "colourful tables", but I'm not posting them here...

[weak crest]

"Colourful tables"...
Interesting

[night barn]

[harsh swan]

DELETE THIS

My eyes bleed

[main laurel]

we need duty for this

[harsh swan]

And my soul has perished

[weak crest]

Even the Merc is afraid

[harsh swan]

It's not fear it's disgust.

[sage dirge]

†

[spark vale]

discovered this server today, feeling really cheeki breeki right now

[sage dirge]

[zealous flax]

Furry

Bruh

[weak crest]

what

[weak crest]

the fire selector isnt correct

its setted on semi auto

not full auto

[frozen cargo]

He has just very fast finger

[weak crest]

Yes, so fast that we cant see it move

[frozen cargo]

[rustic ether]

Dont question Sergei's decisions or you will regret it

[proud linden]

[harsh swan]

[harsh swan]

(Mad Max vibes)

[alpine patrol]

i said

translate

[frozen cargo]

i said
Come in, don't stand there

[alpine patrol]

thank you gajunas very cool

[frozen cargo]

This meme format is so popular that you didn't really need a translation

[muted marten]

Yep

[alpine patrol]

i didnt want a translation for that

[alpine patrol]

i wanted this https://discordapp.com/channels/504587323577729024/524246444560089099/703271809793130547

[muted marten]

Beat you to it

[alpine patrol]

Y E S

[weak crest]

when you realized the AK can be found from military dudes but the features are wrong and looks like cs1.6 AK features

you even reload like a sleight of hand pro

[alpine patrol]

bruh

[weak crest]

when you found gajunas brother at the danger zone of nuclear reactor 4

[night barn]

[weak crest]

this might be a bad meme but i don’t know what other memes i know

[muted marten]

gajunas brother
pardon?

oh

nvm

[weak crest]

when the squirrel kidnapps gajunas brother in master difficulty
the squirrel : SAY YOUR PRAYERS YOU BETRAYER ! ! !

[weak crest]

when gajunas is captured by duty team in master difficulty
NIKOLAI TO THE RESCUE

[alpine patrol]

thats the mall cop

[weak crest]

we hired more than one

[alpine patrol]

c h o n k

[weak crest]

When i aim my RPK At Gajunas brother

[muted marten]

When you find out that I don't have a brother

[weak crest]

When i foundout it was just gajunas

[muted marten]

When it's not me either

[alpine patrol]

can you guys stop with the cringe 10 year old jokes ?

[night barn]

You know that you're my bro, bro

[muted marten]

Yeah I'm with you bread

[alpine patrol]

post loaf and vova vist

[weak crest]

when i foundout it was a dummy

[weak crest]

Gets killed by the dummy*

[alpine patrol]

^

[sage dirge]

ХЛЕБ

[alpine patrol]

this pleases the loaf

[weak crest]

When Gajunas Has A Pet Bandit Squirrel

[muted marten]

When you repost the same type of meme with the same type of joke with the same person

[weak crest]

when you bully nikolai the master difficulty bandit

[alpine patrol]

crop your images

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-seriously-exasperated-gif-7304550

[weak crest]

when i eat the anomalous bread

[alpine patrol]

consume me father

[weak crest]

Consumes the bread*

[alpine patrol]

h-harder daddy !

[muted marten]

nah

none of those images

[night barn]

https://media.tenor.com/images/6976a40b95ccb7a019303c40f4cc5f66/tenor.gif

[weak crest]

k no german axis

[muted marten]

Yes, no German or any other axis country from ww2 images that aren't even memes