#🤨┃stalker_memes
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You’re laughing. My AKM 7.62 jammed while fighting a pseudogiant and you’re laughing
There is just something about anime that makes me gag
in a good way?
Strelok falls from the bridge
Scar: It's over, Strelok! I have the high ground!
Beards neck
Where's ShoC?
Stalker IV? We have gone this far...
GIVE ME YOUR CHEESE, WALLACE
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Oh_
Wtf vova plays tarkov
not VooV ViiV?
Hmmm... Maybe
Lol Vova Vist it's a good stalker meme
yis
Translation pls
Cheeki Breeki i v damke or Zohodil s boku zahodil
Lol
Not a STALKER meme. Didnt laugh.
Now its a Stalker meme


That even happens if they see Monolith troops
love it
Translation?
Everyone: arguing which STALKER is better
Me: STALKER is STALKER
Yes
Yes
Да
Yes
- for meme
- for profile pic
^
that's a child in bedsheets my dude
OH GOD! SOUND THE ALARMS
i search one setup in game and what i found xd
Loli?
NOT EVEN FREEDOM F||rick||S WITH LOLIS
Where?
God I’ll F||rick|| a bloodsucker any day but a child? thats a no go bro
Some guy with the anime pfp
Nice
Is child in bed sheets
Super nice
Not nice.
And looks....
Wait...
Disturbed
The child is looking?
It's the person whovposted the x-18 meme
disgusting
pretty sure that expression is like "uwu I wuv you so do me"
God, that child is looking
^
POOR CHILD

poopies
fbi open up
SPETSNAZ OPEN UP!
Doo doo


haha poopyy haha pooppp haha

ew duty
Jellyfish poopies

Duty more like
what is going on in this channel
Doo doo
Doodie
this is why humanity was a mistake
That's what ur mum said when she had you
I know what's wrong

We're too close to the Radar
Quickly, we've got to go away
But do NOT run into the North!
No, initiate operation monolith 2
no my mom called me handsome before my dad stopped her and said I was a failure
I have a psi(onic) protection helmet
Everybody gangster until the monolith start worshiping lolis
Kill monothots
thats when the true cleansing begins
Mono LIT 🔥
voov viiv deserter confirmed
VooV ViiV will make operation monolit work
left his brother vova vist and joined monolith
No, he helped vova to stop monolit
And how did you know?
LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT
radio phobia heh
I AM BEAUTIFUL
Yes
rip filthy frank 

Why are yall talking about Franku?
lol the irony of him calling his fanbase toxic
also his music is subpar at times and very samey, like he just keeps repeating the same thematic themes over and over again
beat composition suffers from the same situation almost, atleast when he was pink guy, he would rap about anything and the delivery/topic would be varried
his best album i argue is pink guy.
naw, its pink guy, it will forever be pink guy, nothing could refute this FACT, 100 Per-cent correct, pink guy is the name of the album. what is this pink season? please.
Pink season is the name of the album sang by Joji who played there as pink guy
Dude, you're wrong
Pink Omega released two albums: Pink Guy and Pink Season
Why are you bringing Joji into this?

for our fallen comrade who got jebaited
I thought I was being baited
Kuznetsov once saw a bloodsucker and said
"Something is rising, and it's not my rifle."
lol
It's his Profile Picture.

hoping gsc won't be sleeping on this mutant design
😂
Stalker's when they find a gun below 10% and it fires a full mag
It's not a soldier's gun.
sauce is cokeman btw - stumbled upon this video whilst looking for YLYL threads, some dude had posted it as a test. didnt know who cokeman was or if the guy in the vid was famous so i uploaded it here to immortalize it. Kept it up because of the ...
You’re laughing. My bloodsucker girlfriend is dead and you’re laughing



Zoomers wouldn't know, boomers don't remember. The STALKER graphics card (2900 XT).

Beautiful
perfect
However, you are too dangerous to be left alive..
Dirge for the planet: Starts playing on sid’s radio
Me, getting nostalgic for the first time I ever played STALKER:
yes please
rostok
I said come in! Dont just stand there!
what is this about
Uh, it's a quest item in Call of Pripyat.
Gsc is christian

Amen
GS Christian game world
Maybe this discord server is actually Bible discussion server, but we are all halucinating this is stalker server
Yes
be careful of the 0 children that are here, you wouldn't want them to learn bad words would you?
GSC game world is so christian that they removed sin from the face of earth

Wonder how's GSC working environment.
more like never added it
G.S.C. reads every single message on this server himself and seing you swear makes him sad.
worst than this place i would guess.
They made it in beta
And they're still Canon
Those are obvious jokes tho

Unless...

is Sin faction mentioned in the retail lore?
It's mentioned in CS
Where?
A lot of cut-content is mentioned in CS
Ashot mentioned someone sleeping deep within the Zone. They say he was never the same again after that, screaming about Dark Stalkers that were after him
not possible most likely, content will always be cut if there's a deadline to meet
As such, it should be added to the Lore, just like they did in CS


it saddens me that I am unable to change my nickname
What do you want your name to be changed into?
How would it be to meet Sin.
Probably just as friendly as meeting a Monolithian
Imagine them as the Hellblade 2 trailer.
:D
Ninja Theory has revealed the next chapter in Senua's journey for the Xbox Series X.
#ign #TheGameAwards #gaming
Hearing that from the distance in the middle of the forest.
fun fact, a little girl giggling is scarier than a lions roar if you're in a forest
For some


❤️

Yes,Bible club best
They're good
Too much of a good thing just gets annoying tho lol
I should watermark my memes,
people seem to like stealing them
No, don't
You see, watermarking memes doesn't make any sense
Memes are a public owned thing. It's from the people to the people
You can't just own humour
You should be happy to see your meme getting stolen. It means that people like it
true
the people's republic of stalker
my memes are like water, free for all to take and use
it can also be toxic, if not treated properly zing
too bad ⛓️ doesnt lag the f out of your discord anymore
He looks depressed ngl
his eyes be like
Yes
he's not angry, he's just dissapointed
“Not funny
Didnt praise the holy monolith”
Image if real life ran on X-Ray engine
You wake up just to get a bugtrap error before you can even get out of the bed
so you gotta load the autosave from yesterday evening
and then Vova Vist hits you with his machine gun through an open window from the other side of the planet
While laying on the bed, he phases through the floor and now lays in air in his basement
drops a spoon and it phases through the wall
Or just spawn controllers and munch on popcorn as a zombie apocalypse rises
dies and E L O N G A T E S
Erect
hits a random box and ammo falls out
Beanpolev sitting on his chair as it spases tf out
i d i k o m n e
Kum haer
don't let the door hit you.....
Russian Monolith:, Idi Komne
English Monolith:
Kum haer stulker
that's right, get onnnn outta heeere
I've got all the crap you're ever gonna need!
STALKER DETECTED! OPEN FIRE!
English Cardan: How's that for sober!? Haelp urself to a dri- snores
that's some pretty good stuff you got there

here's to a steady hand
here's to a good days work
Here's to our common goal
Come on in, don't stand there
get out of here stalker
Beard: 'ello... Really long pause Welcome to our icebreaker! AHAHA
Owl: Come on! Spill da BAENS
BWENS
MARKED ONE... WHAT THE HELL?
grenade explodes
Come on, what is it that you need?!
I'm sorry, I can't let you go there
Aww man... Dog food is more valuable than this!
A nu, cheeki breeki iv damke!
Some pretty good stuff here..
Yes yes?
next!! err... stay out of trouble and stay healthy
Are you retarded lol
SHHHH... THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER
Server rules are
r e m o v e k e b a b
Not allowed either
Wth
Its the rules, they may be stupid but they are the rules
GSChristian Game World
Rules probably won't be updated anytime soon, since I asked for it many times
hmm? ah yes, do you need an injection or two?
That's dog food
Hello... Hello
Put that shooter AWAY...
What brings you to our humble bunker?
But Sakahrov is Russian? Da Da would mean: Yes, yes...
Pleasure doing business with a honest Stalker.
hey stalker, how's the hunt?
?????
@fleet fogThats what I meant
Good hunting, stalker
What are you standing there for?
inhales DEADLY ANOMALIES..
AND ANARHISTS
I said come in, don't stand their!
Come on in, man! Relax, take a load off.
WHAT!? IS HE DEAD? COME BACK IMMEDIATLEY
If you've got something, spill the beans! If not, TAKE A HIKE!
Sound of poured alcohol spreads around Agroprom from commander's megaphone
**YOU'RE TOO EXAUSTED TO MOVE... **
You DIED.
Listen all! Today has been the crappiest day of my crappy life, I'm not even going to warn you! You know it all by heart, anyways...

I have not felt this bad for a whole week! Remember everyone, what a crap day! If I hear just one sound from you, I'll gun you down, you hear me?!
Are you gonna bring that over here or what?
WTF
That will be 20 dollars RUBLES!
you were lost to the zone
Come again?
Listen all! Today has been the crappiest day of my crappy life, I'm not even going to warn you! You know it all by heart, anyways... Haha! Clik
no
@fleet fog who says that ingame?
Sounds like the military for sure
It's the commander in Agroprom, I think
Probs barkeep
It's the Military
Exactly what I thought
Kuznetsov?
I have not played vanilla SHOC for soo long
@fleet fog no the other commander, kuz is in cordon
Kuznetsov is in shoc?
Yes
The one in agroprom!
Kuz is not in Cordon
Kuz is in Cordon
memes
Because everyone is dead

SINNER
It a d
rip numbers are swear words
Its a 🍆
So can kuz die?
I dont know, can he?
You tell me
:D
Canoncially!? Or just if you screw around
somebody oh, he needs some vodka
He doesn't die in canon I think
Does he respawn
no
That's something we need
isn't Canon an anime? wow inspector bonk is a weeb confirmed, ewwweeeeewww shaaame
Agreed
If someone that is essential dies by a glitch they should respawn
that is the magic of The zone
one day you are meat paste, the next day you are robbing rookies
WTF... auto correct
@smoky cedar Says the furry, weebs arent as bad
wait, furry?
Yes, you
what-
I demand proof, else you shall be executed for your crimes against commoners
Delete it
Shut up
I only got wood when I saw the bald head of a woman
Eew
ahh..... the beautiful look of zone women
Bald people
Snorks?
radiation is a gift from nature :)
now spill the bns
crimson what on earth are you typing
Yes

Comrade Crimson is typing...
For the past 15 minutes
if its not the monolith prayer I'm rioting
It's not
Attention, you are approaching the secured perimeter of an ecological disaster zone. Illicit crossing of the perimeter is a criminal act. Any attempt to penetrate the secure zone will be punished by any means necessary. Patrols have the right to shoot on sight. The Zone posses mortal danger! We are here to protect you from the Zone, not the Zone from you. Do not jeopardize your life, do not try to penetrate into the secured area. The Security Service of Ukraine is calling all rightminded and loyal citizens to collaborate with the authorities. Report all known cases of "Stalking". Do not let the looters hide behind your backs. They bring radioactive, unidentified items from the Zone. they are highly dangerous for human health and life. Only with your help can we eliminate this hideous phenomenon. Do not put your lives and the lives of your family at risk for the sake of dubious profit!
Too long
Darn
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith
Oh Monolith, we do not hear you, why have you left us, oh Monolith? We await your orders, oh Monolith
SLAVA MONOLITHA.
ha ha bratan tonight we drink to monolit


you see Ivan, if hold vodka in mouth aand breathe, you save feeling of body, that way enemy become waves and easier shooting
-unmute @smoky cedar
Unmuted @smoky cedar
well that was a waste of 3 mins of writing
@night barn why was that
that I'll never get back unfortunately
Auto-muting
bot auto muted me
Stupud bot
Yes
stooped

Stoped
waaaaaaah waaah cry some more

s-s-sasha

you see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you RAUS RAUS UBERCHARGE IS READY
Hans, get ze Über
yo
your Uber is here
I'm on that bomb which is in a cart
on days like these, dummkopfs like you, deserve to not let the door hit you....
👍 if u get all 3 references
I should make a stalker meme, brb
For some reason I remember being able to use gif emojis before October
Like during September
I was using an DEUSTCH KEYBOARD ON ACCIDENT.
Nice usage of an
an
Get good grammar.
r u proud of me crimson
Not the right character
DANGIT
LESHIY IS IN SHOC
man I have no material to work with since I'm on phone
ENGLISC GRAMMER MAKES no sense.
well i do if I visit the wiki but ain't nobody got time for dat
@smoky cedar i can help
help m e st a lk e r
I have an idea brb
Does "tity" count as a curse
man what have i gotten myself into
editing images is way more enjoyable than I thought
Intense oil
bloog and goog
tity
Use of "aaaaaaaaaaaaa"
age Rating 1+ rated by SERBIA
I'm 60% done with the meme
@smoky cedar Show me now
u gonn have to wait boi
I can recaption it if needed
If you could send it without the new format
He's been in the swamps i see.
I am proud to have made this on a phone of all things
Yeah, it looks good
any more ideas?
I'll come up with them eventually
for example:
Spanish guy in zaton swamps getting shot at by zombies
or
Chinese guy killing dogs in cordon
something like that, it should be specific
VoddoV ViiV
This is ur brain in Stalker
My mother the other day saw this bread (i have it as wallpaper) and she said: "oh you're going to make that bread?! 😋 "
IF ONLY.
show us strelok's bald head
show dead strelok
I can show you a sausage.
Do it


-enlarge 

Mood
-enlarge
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Big bolt
Show us more Loaf
-enlarge 
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after eating tho
I’m a soyboy cu||lt|| and only use memeatic I’m sorry
soyboy cutie?
I cant swear or else the elder gods will smite me
wait, is cuck a swear? mod delete this message if it is
Elder gods, judge me
I dont feel judged
Only duty member I wouldnt ki||ndly ask to leave||, I mean look at him he’s straight vibin’
Yeah, he has strong vibes
he’d be fun at a party I think. Might preach about fascism, or might just vibe to shansonetka
The battle is on who will win?
Strelok and his sick dance moves or Plichko with his techno dance?
who schould win?
Strelok 100%
Plichko
Strelok in my opinion

what
mmh not epic
@smoky cedar
whhat is kino
Kino was a cllasical rock band from USSR, Viktor Tsoy leading it
Perfection
Even better perfection
Scary
hmm, I might have heard a kino song from misery

Misery has at least one Kino track
jup I've heard of spokoina noch and zvezda po
Yeah
it will be a challenge for sure, but it's a grind
I agree
not as Grindy as some people say when you know how everything works in misery though
No one: Bandits clapping that cheeky breeki at night
Figures
lol

this is just my og profile

lol
thanks
@weak crest
Should I change your name back? 

Thanks
What if Vova Vist joined dooty?
He'd drink Volvic brand water out of someone else's pseudo-vulva and vilst vaiting vor vat bread helicopter, he'd vote vor Bvexit (idunno!)
lol
you're right... he'd drink VATER instead
He would drink VattaV
Volvic revive? Vovic revive.
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Bandits when they see vodka be like
-enlarge 
Wow
That is old but nice logo

OMG ITS HEROBRINE IN STALKER
strelobrine
translate?
I love how
each faction has got unique music style
Freedom = Reggae
Duty = Military cadence
Bandits = cheeki breeki russian chanson
Loners = FLUTE METAL
someone give me a suggestion on what I should photoshop
@smoky cedar vova vist in different uniforms
Don't know who made this, but this is... ||SPARTAH!!!!||
Duty be like

yes
@smoky cedar make vova vist in exo, but the exo is made from the S2 loaf and vodka
oh god
I accept your challenge
please do remember that I'm doing everything on phone
this is going to take a long time, maybe a couple of hours, but I'm having fun and learning at the same time, so, yey
Yes?
OH SH-
Beautyful
I have created art
Yes
Wonderful
bandits
Someone pin this piece of art
Bandit npcs
monolith op
@smoky cedar You have ended humanity.
*saved
You need to be charged with a war crime.
lmfao
ah yes
He just solved world hunger with exoskeleton, that he gave to the vist
Vist is a military member
now u all blame him
Yes
ok
Military is good, but they are hostile to most of stalkers
monolith op
Fixed
bruh
Ya it's bread and vodka man
w0w its so goooood, i wonder who created it
Ok, I think that we're starting to enter reddit-tier with Vova and vodka
We should give it some rest
well, people should ask me better stuff to edit together, maybe then
i was asked to make a vist wearing an exo suit out of bread and vodka
and so i did it
at first it was a hobby, now its a lifestyle
Your making vora vist to strong
We have to do something more original than to slap him everywhere
GIVE ME IDEAS
NO NO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thats what im talking about, give me ideas, not starting points
Make the image i gave you but make it vodka man.
who is vodka man
Vova Vist made out of Vova vist
Vodka man the one who fights crime drunk.
vova vist?
No vova vist
men i need stalker related ideas 😦
A blood sucker version of the image I gave you,

Make this dood a stalker
nice one lambda boy
this one @smoky cedar
In the first age
and try to put some gas masks on those demons as well
nd replace the shotgun with a RP-74
and bam, u got a Doom Vist
ill do you some fanservice based on the fact that youre duty ;)
ill do both your ideas
Maybe make demons into mutants instead
Nah, make them into loners
Makes sense
thanks bro @smoky cedar
why not freedom? heh
bruh
👌
intense bandit radio playing
i, search for monolit
beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say
lol, I see Vova Vist creeping in the back
heeehehe
vs selling to sidorovoch
Does sid give more money than ecologists for artifacts?
*in anomaly because I’m a basic bi||rch|| and play anomaly
you would probably be able to afford a couple food items if selling artifacts to sid
if you sell artifacts to ecologists, you can afford a house
Me: makes stalker meme for r/stalker
Reddit: let me watermark that for u
Discord people: crop my u/ out
Me:
Imagine being the original creator of that
Memes are supposed to be reposted
They are supposed to spread
I agree but I'd appreciate if next time u keep my Reddit name on there
That means people like it.
That picture is yours?
The picture nah it's a old sc I found in Google
Yandex Translate
I have never seen a stalker singlehandedly take out a base.
OTHER THAN ME
You got to feel bad for the bandits at the garbage
They get rekt
As much as I hate bandits they have style
Yes not as much as duty tho
Trench coats, Adidas, Bandit radio.
Theme wise yes bandits and freedom and loners have best songa
Freedom radio best song in stalker.
As much as I dislike them there theme is 👌
I didn't post these cuz I didn't think they were funny enough for Reddit so ill post here

draws whole deck

day r tho
baton


bread
look guys, an endangered species - clear sky
sad renegade noises
swamp bandits*
^
But they still bandits
Herobrine in S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Hell yeah


shampoonaries
potata
or as Russians call it, картофел
потат
Give me more memes with Vova Vist and Loaf
You guys are stalker fans, right?
Name every crash
What about the other stalkers named "crash"?
Every crash huh?
Say hello to KuznenzuK and TsovosT
@graceful fox if Vova in cyrilica is written what in latin alphabet looks like "boba", then your nick is BooB BiiB
Oh...
Booba Bist
More loaf

Stalker 2 loaf deserves Bread of the year award

Me and the bandits vibing
If that is a new snork what happened to his arms
the radiation mutated his arms into his legs
It's a burer
Yes
Duty is trash
bandits
Just look
If there was no Zone there would be no S.T.A.L.K.E.R so duty hates S.T.A.L.K.E.R
STALKER HATER FOUND
yes
lm*o duty sucks
Nope, Duty wants to contain the Zone, not destroy it, they know that they cant drstroy it
Ik, but the thats the untold truth
As I said, you'll like the Military better

Even though they also want to destroy the Zone
There's no faction that wishes to contain it
Well, If you say so

I have that as my background
That's pretty nice
yeah
Duty or BOS
NCR
bos wants to either capture or destroy all the technology they can't have, right?
- destroy all "impure" organisms
military wanted to destroy the zone, but because they've failed to several times, they're just making it inaccessible (or atleast trying to, lmao) for the time being
duty also wants to destroy the zone
Dooty
dooty, more like, booty



