#🤨┃stalker_memes

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graceful fox
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Nokia making new detectors for the zone

smoky cedar
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vist detector

graceful fox
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Vistkia

fleet fog
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Velist

graceful fox
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Vistsung

weak crest
tacit ginkgo
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auegh

zealous flax
weak crest
muted marten
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pretty nice photoshop

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actually tricked me till i noticed this is meme channel lmao

proven hearth
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yeah same ;-;

novel notch
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@vivid fiber, спасибо за батон, вкусно

vivid fiber
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Приятного

weak crest
night barn
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@weak crest
Could you edit out the swear, please?

weak crest
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@night barn It's a reference to a subreddit, tho. /r/blyatlads/

night barn
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Perhaps, but I'm afraid that's not allowed on the server

weak crest
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oh man, it's the /r/watern*ggas thing all over again

night barn
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Yeah

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Sorry, but it's a part of the rules

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I'm trying to ask as frequent as I can to change the rules, but I heard nothing so far

weak crest
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Is adding the * enough?

fleet fog
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Maybe 2

night barn
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I'm afraid not

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Maybe change it to Blin

fleet fog
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Because this server is christian

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Lmao

night barn
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Right

weak crest
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Okay, whatever, changed it to madlads

night barn
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Thanks dude

fleet fog
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You can say damn or ass I think. Just not curse words or racial slurs

night barn
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Yeah

weak crest
small summit
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thank discords tos for no swearing rule

night barn
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Nah, it's just the rules

weak crest
night barn
weak crest
smoky cedar
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all hail the holy b r e a d

weak crest
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breadolith

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gold

zealous flax
night barn
zealous flax
weak crest
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these memes are glorious

weak crest
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Yes

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stole it, I mean,created it and posted it on Steam

safe nimbus
smoky cedar
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fake

safe nimbus
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Relax its fake

weak crest
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Me after watching the bread:

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PogChomp 🍞

neat condor
sage zealot
orchid scaffold
thin crest
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Stalker 2 bread

rugged onyx
shut oyster
graceful fox
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Bread

weak crest
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Vova Bread as ingame name when?

tame ermine
gentle palm
lone cloak
weak crest
pliant lynx
lone cloak
upper pewter
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Приехала дурка

tacit ginkgo
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вовремя чтения этого "разоблочения" играет Тема Кирилла Йошигаке

orchid scaffold
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Breadolit

graceful fox
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Lol

smoky cedar
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breada brist

rugged crow
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Need meme: Breadolit vist

zealous flax
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@rugged crow

weak crest
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apyr but it's vist

rugged onyx
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it's kinda funny kuznetsov

graceful fox
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He should have paid me... I could have killed them for him kuznetsov

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What if you wanted to go to the checkpoint, but Vova Vist said: [PKM sounds]

fleet fog
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What if you wanted to kill snorks

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But miracle machine said

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Dangerous Psionic emission levels, leave the dangerous zone immediatley

cinder urchin
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What if you wanted to go to Chernobyl

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But a huge radar said

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Scorching brain sounds

fleet fog
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Monolith are stupid

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They can't even find their brain lmao

graceful fox
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Ikr

fleet fog
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Damn scorched brains

weak crest
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Everybody is chilling until the air at Red Forest starts speaking

fleet fog
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Everybody having lmao moments until Sidorovich makes a deal with Sultan

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2 fatasses reunite

weak crest
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Now that you mentioned it, Sultan looks like Sidorovich but bandit

graceful fox
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Not really

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Everybody gangsta until the dogs start speaking

weak crest
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Everybody gangsta until the dogs start teleporting

graceful fox
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Everybody gangsta until muffled "Cheeki Breeki" can be heard from the distance

weak crest
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And the nades start raining

graceful fox
weak crest
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Ah man, that's the wonder of the Zone

golden quartz
graceful fox
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Bandits are... interesting species

weak crest
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They're nothing when it comes to the monolith imo

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These rock guys are weird as heck

fleet fog
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They be clapping that cheeky breeki

zealous flax
smoky cedar
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bread hands

weak crest
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Wonder how these cheeks of the Bloodsucker will look like in UE4?

smoky cedar
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HD

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fully interactable, spreadable butcheeks

weak crest
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Highly Dummythick

smoky cedar
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the dummiest of thicks

weak crest
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Can’t wait

plucky viper
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Freedomers will love it.

night barn
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Nah, change that to Bandits

solar lagoon
zealous flax
solar lagoon
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Cant wait plunge into the warm wet maw of a bloodsucker

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in UE4

weak crest
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everybody gangsta until the blood sucker goes invisible

smoky cedar
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everybody gangsta until you wake up whole den of bloodsuckers

halcyon sail
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everybody gangsta until you run out of you see ivan jokes

weak crest
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when you come to the wrong zone

hasty crown
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We really need a slowpoke emote

zealous flax
smoky cedar
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make it a duty uniform instead lmao

weak crest
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No

devout tartan
zealous flax
outer fjord
shut oyster
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@solar lagoon songname

solar lagoon
shut oyster
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thank

solar lagoon
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np

weak crest
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can u pls translate it for us

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the meme above the vid

orchid scaffold
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Just a breadovist

zealous flax
orchid scaffold
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Baton?

zealous flax
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Bulka

orchid scaffold
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But why

zealous flax
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In Russian, Baton means bread, but specifically of such a form as in the pictures above

orchid scaffold
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Ah, still unnecessary imo

fleet fog
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Zaton

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Baton

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Coincidence?

halcyon sail
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i think not

fleet fog
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Meanwhile in the agropom underground

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Bandits clapping that cheeky breeki

devout tartan
night barn
fleet fog
patent epoch
stable mirage
graceful fox
stable mirage
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No

shut oyster
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diy

graceful fox
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Yes

fleet fog
weak crest
neon yacht
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food_tourists_delight I always thought this was a pie

shut oyster
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what kind of pies do you have in your country?

neon yacht
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meat pies

shut oyster
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in cans?

neon yacht
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I thought the top of the tourists delight was pie crust

shut oyster
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oh

neon yacht
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I still unconsciously think its a pie

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I'm sorry I don't know what made me this way

shut oyster
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so sad

fleet fog
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I think it's pasta

graceful fox
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Vova vist seems to have been defeated... By bread

fleet fog
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No

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Not yet.

weak crest
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When vova vist dies GWaobloChildPepeCry

fleet fog
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But if sidorovich dies, painfully

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And sadly

weak crest
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VOOV VIIV

small summit
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I thought bandages are sausage at first

weak crest
devout tartan
gentle palm
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Good :D

devout tartan
weak crest
graceful fox
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Good CGI

fleet fog
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When I first played stalker, I thought the bandage was tuna or salmon

weak crest
graceful fox
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OH SH- THIS AIN'T MY BROTHER

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What if Vova Vist was an Easter egg in stalker 2? hmm_cheeki

orchid scaffold
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I'd like to see that

weak crest
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That would bw very cool acctually

orchid scaffold
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Yeah, and that would be a sign of just a small blink towards the community

solar lagoon
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“Who’s vova? Vova was the fiercest soldier in all of the zone. Legends say he held out for 2 hours defending the military cordon from 10 pseudogiants with nothing but a knife, 2 grenades and 3 AKM rounds..”

weak crest
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Btw was Vova Fantasist a random Loner for me, sadly no military guy

devout tartan
weak crest
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O_O

smoky cedar
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big bread

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yummy

devout tartan
orchid scaffold
small summit
smoky cedar
prime stirrup
fleet fog
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@devout tartan New dying light 2 boss leaked?

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Vova vist will beat bread

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He will never lose

weak crest
weak crest
night barn
cinder summit
rugged onyx
weak crest
zealous flax
orchid scaffold
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Yes

graceful fox
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@devout tartan THat is the best bulldozer edit I ever seen

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We need more Vovas with breads

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to match the power of these two

weak crest
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YES @zealous flax

marble otter
weak crest
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Doomer gang rise up

devout tartan
graceful fox
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Yes

stable mirage
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No

orchid scaffold
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Y E S

half helm
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More pls

graceful fox
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Give me more memes with vova vist and loaf

weak crest
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I R E C Q U I R E L O A F

devout tartan
graceful fox
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YES

shut oyster
neat meteor
pliant salmon
rugged onyx
fleet fog
fallen pelican
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Let's play it together.

marble otter
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@fleet fog i literally just made that and posted it LOL

graceful fox
stable mirage
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No

gentle palm
molten stump
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ssssiiiipppp drink

devout tartan
weak crest
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@weak crest I would reccomend you to remove the meme above, it has a swear in it

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If you dont want to get a warn from the mods

smoky cedar
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doomers are just depressed boomers

weak crest
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Agreed^

zealous flax
weak crest
molten stump
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Kinda fricking weird that we can't swear, yet the game is grim as heck and npcs can curse

smoky cedar
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that's the rules comrade

molten stump
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understood

smoky cedar
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one is discord and the other is a game smile_scar

molten stump
weak crest
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@molten stumpyeah_stalk yeah_stalk

night barn
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We all know that, in reality, we are all Roomers

molten stump
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a whatsidorovich

smoky cedar
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repressed boomers? doomers? gamers?

night barn
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Shut-ins

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Hikikomoris

smoky cedar
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commit seppuku

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if anyone uses any Japanese word - they're weebs

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wait...

night barn
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No

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That would mean that you're a weeb, which you're not

midnight halo
smoky cedar
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sworeeee! 1!1!!1!1!

devout tartan
graceful fox
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My pfp is great

fleet fog
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It's a caco demon

weak crest
night barn
graceful fox
weak crest
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That damned MG, if it'd not been for the neutrality I'd have shot the Stalker there

molten stump
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plz show me a meme that shows how good stalker clear sky is, I'm curious

weak crest
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@molten stump

molten stump
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aight

solar lagoon
orchid scaffold
muted marten
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shoc review

weak crest
weak crest
graceful fox
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Damn, now I want to join dooty

night barn
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No VooV ViiV, you don't

graceful fox
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Why not?

night barn
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Better question, why would you?

graceful fox
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I wanna kill mutants, anomalies, anarchists

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Oh wait, I can do that as military

night barn
graceful fox
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But still, why cant I join dooty?

night barn
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Because you're a Bandit

graceful fox
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Wait...

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I am bandit Vist?

night barn
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Yes

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Check your roles

graceful fox
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AH NUUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

night barn
graceful fox
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I knew it all along, but still. Wait a second- that gave me idea

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what if I played as Vova Vist in Anomaly, but as a bandit?

night barn
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Nice

graceful fox
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What is Voov Viiv was Vovas long lost cousin?

night barn
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I mean, you're him

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You probably know more than me

graceful fox
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Wait- That is just my ultimate form to scare the mutants when I am out of ammo

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and to reflect stalkers bullets

smoky cedar
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the legend of voov viiv begins

safe nimbus
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bruh i was dooty member a lot years but now i'm monolith member f_monolith

smoky cedar
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hail big pebble

fleet fog
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Hail extra terrestrial stone

burnt haven
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Who would win, FREEDUM or DOOTY ?

fleet fog
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Doo doo

smoky cedar
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neither, vova vist would come to kill both

fleet fog
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Bandits are friendly to freedumb

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Are you retarded

graceful fox
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I like freedom. Freedom wins

outer fjord
graceful fox
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Bread

fleet fog
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Plot twist

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The loafs are french bread

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Baked by Nimble's wife.

orchid scaffold
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Nimble's bloodsucker maid

fleet fog
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Wth

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Bloodsuckers aren't alowwed past the perimeter right?

orchid scaffold
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Am I the only one who can't now unsee a bloodsucker in maid dress?

fleet fog
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A female bloodsucker... Right?

orchid scaffold
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Both

smoky cedar
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the argonian maid

fallen pelican
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Thanks "??" i'm not that creative and imaginative so i can't picture it.

devout tartan
weak crest
outer fjord
fallen pelican
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WOW, for a moment i saw something reeeaally wrong.

orchid scaffold
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And you're saying that you're not imaginative enough to see a bloodsucker in maid dress

fallen pelican
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I still can't.

orchid scaffold
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Why?

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Imagine just... The plainest maid dress

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And put bloodsucker into it

night barn
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Sidorovich with a maid dress

orchid scaffold
fallen pelican
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Oh god.

orchid scaffold
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The time when he took care of Strelok

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Now imagine that

night barn
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😳

fallen pelican
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That's what Bro's do.

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SidoBrovich.

orchid scaffold
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Giving your stalkers a snuggle for a night

fallen pelican
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I've seen many do that in Clear Sky.

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Nooshpere must not been too toxic back in that time.

graceful fox
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VooV ViiV

orchid scaffold
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vaav stts

lunar steeple
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pay some hentai artist for maid bloodsucker

orchid scaffold
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Too poor to do that unfortunately

graceful fox
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They want too much, bloodsuckers

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I, VooV ViiV declare war on Hentai

weak crest
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I am with VooV ViiV

upper pewter
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Vaav SttS

weak crest
graceful fox
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Who else is with me?

night barn
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I am with you, VooV ViiV

weak crest
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We will form the anti hentai force, right? @graceful fox

real gorge
weak crest
graceful fox
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Yes

weak crest
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Nice

outer fjord
velvet umbra
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A translation, please?

outer fjord
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I won't play nobleness

solar lagoon
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Leave it to duty and the military to hate hentai

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And leave it to the freedom guy to 100% want a maid bloodsucker

weak crest
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disgusting

solar lagoon
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Liberating

weak crest
midnight halo
graceful fox
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Here we go again...

smoky cedar
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why the heck are there actual good memes of stalker

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I'm actually pleasantly surprised

weak crest
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Me too @smoky cedar

smoky cedar
weak crest
night barn
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When a Freedomer joined Freedom for the Bloodsuckers, but the line were the meme got inspired from comes from a Bandit

stable gyro
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hmm?

small summit
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how does a maid bloodsucker looks like

weak crest
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That scares me

graceful fox
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Kill the bloodsuckers, so we do not find out

weak crest
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agreed

outer fjord
zealous flax
graceful fox
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Can anyone translate this?

orchid scaffold
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Scar: Leaves the swamp
Vova Vist: Shoots his MG
Me: Run!
Scar: "I'll stay"

weak crest
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more like "I'm tired." but that translation works too

graceful fox
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Ah, I knew this was coming... Somewhat. Thanks

weak crest
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thanks too

graceful fox
weak crest
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thats scary ngl

night barn
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That explains the accuracy

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He has 4 eyes

prime stirrup
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Its supersaldat

night barn
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Technically, you could say he's got 6 or 8

weak crest
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Vist is one dangerous mutant of the zone, i tell ya.

orchid scaffold
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Vova is the only successful achievement of supersoldier programs in zone labs

graceful fox
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Mutant file: VooV ViiV
Threat: High

orchid scaffold
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Object class: Keter

graceful fox
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Lol

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He must be an Scp

orchid scaffold
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He would be classified as one for sure

night barn
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Oh no, watch out, it's a Ballista Highly Deadlius

orchid scaffold
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He's actually 001

graceful fox
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VooV ViiV is a military soldier that can predict a future of when his victims will get shot by his PKM

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Actually, that is lame

night barn
orchid scaffold
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He can see the slightest movement in any researched range of his sight

weak crest
prime stirrup
graceful fox
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VooV ViiV is a mysterious soldier looking like two bodies mashed into one. He wears an old Ukrainian uniform. He can feel anyone entering a military checkpoint and when someone does

orchid scaffold
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Studies have shown pinpoint accuracy at ranges exceeding 100km

graceful fox
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VooV ViiV breaches containment to shoot them with a PKM. Research shown that the PKM is actually part of his body

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Since it was made out of his skin and muscle tissue

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It however looks like and feels like metal

weak crest
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Lol

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I'll inv you to a SCP server,post it there @graceful fox

graceful fox
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Oh god

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File update: It has been now confirmed that even if someone looks at the military checkpoint or is at least 100m away from it, VooV ViiV still enters a PKM rampage and breaches containment

fleet fog
gentle palm
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Yes :)

weak crest
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My man Stalker talking a Video before he gets killed

fleet fog
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The hell u mean, fnaf is gay. That's an Outlast reference you scorched brain

weak crest
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uh oh looks like we got a homophobe on our hands boys

safe nimbus
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Hey where is my photo wtf i post one photo

weak crest
plain kiln
twilit peak
weak crest
tacit ginkgo
weak crest
devout tartan
gentle palm
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Gg

devout tartan
weak crest
minor forge
safe nimbus
plucky viper
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Turns out that thanks to COPPA videos marked as made for children cannot be saved to playlists.

smoky cedar
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lmao what?

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what even

halcyon skiff
graceful fox
weak crest
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Oh no

safe nimbus
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Dr_Somgosomgo
well i cant turn on comments and i try to fix but don't work and i cant make this video save in your wishlist

graceful fox
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Youtube is basically too strict now

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It will now decided if your video is kid friendly or not, instead of having actual people to check on your videos

safe nimbus
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wtf

weak crest
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Swear detected

graceful fox
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?

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Yeah, I know. I think they got sued for children having their data taken... it is probably the recommendation system

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Or any other reason. But they were still forced to change

weak crest
night barn
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As to why this is, it's due to the rather mature commentary on children videos

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That's what YouTube says, by the way

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As such, comments are disabled on these types of videos

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Same with playlists

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People make playlists of these types of videos for interested people

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I'm sure you guys can puzzle it together

graceful fox
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I thought youtube got sued

night barn
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Maybe that too

graceful fox
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By the US government

plucky viper
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Could have pinged me. I'm fine with it.

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I'll just bookmark it.

past terrace
weak crest
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That scared me when I played the mission the dir6st time ngl

minor forge
weak crest
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bred

upper pewter
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Brad

graceful fox
smoky cedar
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discostang

graceful fox
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I had to uniform Vova Vist

weak crest
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wheres the PKM tho, or the RP-74 @graceful fox

graceful fox
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Working on it

weak crest
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oh ok

fallen pelican
graceful fox
night barn
graceful fox
minor forge
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=

night barn
graceful fox
orchid scaffold
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We need to create breadtosis (basically mitosis, but with the bread)

gentle palm
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New money of Zone

brittle fog
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Lmao

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Make official pls

gentle palm
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It would be interesting

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God ... what did you do with the loaf

brittle fog
graceful fox
gentle palm
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Oh my god, you a crazy

weak crest
graceful fox
gentle palm
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Жаль

graceful fox
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Bandits are interesting species

weak crest
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agreed

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also, VooV, why are you a bandit?

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Shouldnt you be an army man?

graceful fox
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I betrayed the army

weak crest
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Oh...

graceful fox
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Who needs fancy tanks and apcs when you have a PKM?

weak crest
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Agreed

minor forge
graceful fox
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Oops

night barn
gentle palm
graceful fox
weak crest
graceful fox
weak crest
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we must go further beyond

rugged onyx
graceful fox
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Ok

past terrace
graceful fox
rugged onyx
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why though?

violet sentinel
weak crest
graceful fox
flint sluice
graceful fox
graceful fox
flint sluice
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severe ukrainian soldier

graceful fox
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Yes

regal thunder
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Give me memes

weak crest
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we need the LOAF

minor forge
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Im here

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Hello

weak crest
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LOAF IS HERE! PRAY AND WORSHIP HIM! OHH LOAF....

marsh grotto
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Why did you leave us, oh Loaf?

rugged onyx
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damn, the face of kuznetsov turned in to a pseudogiant

smoky cedar
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a pseudogiant with the face of kuznetsov

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nice mod that would be

graceful fox
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Stalker meme posted by aliens

rocky pond
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He has a bad trip

weak crest
errant bane
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He got a point

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I like this guy even tho I don't even know him

weak crest
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...

errant bane
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Also, dooty gei

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lmoa

weak crest
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there was no needd to say that, but k

errant bane
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Imagine anime big AKs

smoky cedar
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stalker anime but the mutants are anime girls

simple granite
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Degenerate

smoky cedar
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why? you get to kill them

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bloodsucker: owow stalker-Chan come here's i wannu suckle on your bloodle uwuu

graceful fox
weak crest
graceful fox
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I gitchu fam

smoky cedar
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cursed

graceful fox
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@weak crest

weak crest
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good

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thx fam

graceful fox
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No problem

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Send me a juicy stalker pic that I can curse

smoky cedar
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please stop creating nightmare fuel

graceful fox
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But I want to

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Oh no, I think I made the worst creation yet

marsh grotto
graceful fox
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Yes

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There

marsh grotto
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oh god

graceful fox
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Anything else?

marsh grotto
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let me see

graceful fox
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Oh yes

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I can make it worse

marsh grotto
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New Mutant

graceful fox
marsh grotto
graceful fox
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Yes

marsh grotto
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beautiful

graceful fox
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Anything else?

weak crest
marsh grotto
graceful fox
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Oh boy

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Now you want me to curse a cursed image? Easy

weak crest
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yes

graceful fox
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Told you it was easy

marsh grotto
graceful fox
marsh grotto
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dude... i will need wait 69 years to get uncursed again... thx

graceful fox
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You are welcome

tidal blade
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Now this is a cheeki breeki reload

graceful fox
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No more curses?

marsh grotto
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i trying find

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oh god, i on a folder with literaly 2,01 GB ON IMAGES

graceful fox
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Oh boi

marsh grotto
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and yes, 79% of this images is curse

graceful fox
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lol

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Let me make it 100%

marsh grotto
graceful fox
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I guess you dod it yourself, Gmod is a good way to do it

marsh grotto
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yep, i created this monster, i will give you a cookie for this 🍪

graceful fox
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Thank you

orchid scaffold
#

Now all that we need is an art of Strelok in that woman's suit

marsh grotto
#

I hate you now... i 420 years cursed now

graceful fox
#

Wait, is that an actual result?

marsh grotto
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is already cursed curse

graceful fox
#

I can make this even more cursed

marsh grotto
graceful fox
lucid jolt
graceful fox
#

Fair enough

marsh grotto
#

alright, i get too cursed for now

graceful fox
zealous flax
smoky cedar
#

petition for new bread to be made into an emoji

zealous flax
midnight halo
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Soul

fleet fog
#

Baton eaters are emission victims

weak crest
#

Bread gang

fleet fog
fallen pelican
zealous flax
weak crest
#

gold^

desert anchor
zealous flax
fallen pelican
grave wagon
fallen pelican
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i wouldn't want to rub that under there.

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a snowflake, maybe.

smoky cedar
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a flash as lubricant

fleet fog
#

It will burn tho

#

Duty: JOIN DUTY, THERE ARE DANGEROUS ANOMALIES, MUTANTS AND ANARCHISTS

Freedom:
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: No one)
⚪───────────────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►
0:01/ 7:𝟻𝟼 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️

outer fjord
sage zealot
orchid scaffold
#

Ok, that's a rare good Baby Yoda meme

night barn
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Oof

rugged onyx
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pseudodog from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

weak crest
#

I require more VooV ViiV and L O A F memes

graceful fox
stable gyro
graceful fox
weak crest
#

strelok

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angry

graceful fox
weak crest
#

oh god

graceful fox
#

Now he is possessed

weak crest
#

im scared

graceful fox
#

I should make this a stalker meme

weak crest
#

demon

graceful fox
orchid scaffold
#

KuznenzuK

weak crest
#

I need more

stable gyro
zealous flax
devout tartan
mellow depot
#

b

devout tartan
weak crest
#

cnpp be like

exotic ridge
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Lol

graceful fox
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Puffer vist

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If Vova Vist was in the operation monolith, the military would have won

weak crest
#

Wait I killed you 90th Time's

graceful fox
#

Not today monolith boi

errant bane
#

Can someone explain that vist joke to me?

orchid scaffold
#

So, there was that russian streamer who decided to play Clear Sky. After he left the swamps for the first time he managed to clear Cordon checkpoint. The name of infamous MG gunner was Vova Vist. So he created some song in tribute to him or sth like that

night barn
graceful fox
#

Yeah basically

devout tartan
weak crest
#

Yes

fleet fog
cinder urchin
weak crest
#

yes

smoky cedar
#

6/10 - ign "not enough water"

cinder urchin
#

water

fleet fog
#

Fracture irl

cinder urchin
#

That scared me

marsh grotto
#

god..

idle locust
loud mist
orchid scaffold
#

Stregglok

latent relic
zealous flax
gaunt cloud
upper pewter
graceful fox
zealous flax
errant bane
weak crest
night barn
#

Not inaccurate

orchid scaffold
#

unfortunately

weak crest
#

Relatable sadly

orchid scaffold
#

it used to be relatable, for me. Now I just got over it

graceful fox
errant bane
weak crest
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Why...

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just... WHY

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Clear Sky is all crazy, I feel bad for them

#

I like how Freedom and Duty are like
"the enemy of my my enemy is my friend"

smoky cedar
#

why is clear sky crazy?

weak crest
#

Not crazy, but degenerate

smoky cedar
#

why

weak crest
#

You dont want to know

smoky cedar
#

I do

weak crest
#

well, theres a trap

#

the one who represents clear sky

smoky cedar
#

oh u mean the pic above

weak crest
#

Yep

smoky cedar
#

should've been monolith instead of clear sky smh

weak crest
#

Nah

night barn
#

It should've been Monolithians or Mercs

smoky cedar
#

or dutyers

weak crest
#

Duty?

smoky cedar
weak crest
#

pfff, Freedom was fitting there more

night barn
#

Nah, don't see many Duty weebs

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Nor Freedom

smoky cedar
#

tru, monolith and mercs it is then

night barn
#

Mostly Monolithians or Mercs

weak crest
#

Yeah...

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Clear Sky doesnt deserve that

smoky cedar
#

its like bullying the silent kid in class cause he's silent

weak crest
#

Yeah

orchid scaffold
#

Hmm... Mercs and Monos are mostly weebs... so what are the rest of factions

night barn
#

Too big of a list and too little time to write it down

orchid scaffold
#

Why too big of a list

weak crest
#

@errant bane why

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I have the same question @weak crest

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my friend made it...

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Wait rly lol

orchid scaffold
#

most of CS are weebs aswell, but actually even more degenerated than Mono or Mercs

weak crest
#

so thats why there is a trap...

orchid scaffold
#

yeah, that's why

graceful fox
#

We bandits only like vodka and just wanna cheekibreeki

orchid scaffold
#

Bandits are either slavaboos or real OGs

weak crest
#

mostly slavaboos

graceful fox
#

I am actually Czech, so I ain't a slavaboo am I?

#

Well, every faction has got a downside so...

orchid scaffold
#

You aren't a slavaboo

#

actually there aren't that much of slavaboos in OC

graceful fox
#

Yay

orchid scaffold
#

I've seen only a couple but they went quiet almost right after they've entered

graceful fox
#

Why?

orchid scaffold
#

idk, but it's good that they don't talk here on their own accord

#

I mean, I thought the only reliable method of rooting them out is autistic bullying BS utilises

night barn
#

I don't have the time to write it down, that's why it's big

graceful fox
#

Eh. Anyway, back to bandits? I am kinda surprised how they are yet a basic faction but they still are interesting

night barn
orchid scaffold
#

They could be more, but hey

#

they're pretty good

graceful fox
#

True. Maybe they will be in the next game? There are a few interesting characters, there is this psycho bandit who scares every guy away from him

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In soc

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They are probably way more interesting than the other bandits from most games.

orchid scaffold
#

SoC has the best stuff going in the background tbh

weak crest
#

agreed

orchid scaffold
#

like, every story that is in PDAs

night barn
#

Honestly, SoC Bandits are just Renegades who are too stubborn to calm themselves that

weak crest
#

agreed

#

headbanging to the only audio from S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2

orchid scaffold
#

ok, and?

frail ferry
#

and life is good

sage zealot
#

Yeah... idk about that buddy

#

@frail ferry don't post links with codes / advertise stuff like that

night barn
errant bane
#

@weak crest cuz cursed

#

That's why

outer fjord
fleet fog
#

Well no dip strelok.
Strelol moment
smile_strelok

outer fjord
humble haven
#

-warn @outer fjord Мат на картинке

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

Punishment(s) Carmone#0562: 677450276339728 submitted successfully.

outer fjord
#

😤

weak crest
#

For what were you warned? @outer fjord

outer fjord
#

There was an insult in the picture

weak crest
#

Oh

gentle palm
#

Skill when using +999 to satiety +999 to mood and -1000 to money

#

Good?

#

Trader in down

weak crest
graceful fox
#

Woah

exotic ridge
#

Lol its Call of Chernobyl vanilla

graceful fox
#

Someone still plays that?

weak crest
#

dont bully Call of Pripyat :(

exotic ridge
#

Lol its Call of Pripyat @weak crest?

weak crest
#

yeah

exotic ridge
#

Ok nothing bad about this

#

Everything is good 👌

weak crest
#

Yehe

weak crest
#

imagine

#

stalker shoc on cop

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like story and stuff from shoc, and rest from cop

#

Yes

#

COC story is SOC story but without the sidequests

orchid scaffold
#

What

weak crest
#

What

orchid scaffold
#

CoC is ShoC story but without the main quest

smoky cedar
#

coc is stalker but without fun

orchid scaffold
#

All looks no gameplay

devout tartan
smoky cedar
weak crest
#

sidorovich aint trading big SEVA suits im dissapointed

orchid scaffold
#

"Sidor pay [something] with a conserva"?

#

Am I correct?

smoky cedar
#

conserva = canned food basically

#

ohh it's probably a meme about his quest rewards

orchid scaffold
#

Yeah, what is чеканнои though

smoky cedar
loud mist
#

чеканная = Minted coin

orchid scaffold
#

Minted Coin?

#

Im confused now

loud mist
#

Sidorovich pay minted canned food

orchid scaffold
#

That doesn't make sense

loud mist
#

Do you know a joke about the witcher?

fallen pelican
#

Yep, the basterd pays you canned food for killing a person.

#

Cold MF

loud mist
weak crest
#

that's a demon

#

Yeah

#

from the ninth circle of hell

smoky cedar
#

mother of god

weak crest
loud mist
#

lol

weak crest
#

@muted marten hey can you change my faction role

#

to duty

#

Thunder is returning!

#

Ura! I thought you were going to e like skull

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

Duty successfully given to Thunderov#1111.

muted marten
#

-takerole @weak crest Mercs

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

Mercs successfully removed from Thunderov#1111.

weak crest
#

ty

night barn
#

Nice, Thunderov isn't a Merc anymore

weak crest
#

Can I get loner faction role

reef hingeBOT
#
Auttaja

Free Stalkers successfully given to Tachanka#2170.

night barn
fleet fog
#

Petition for ecologist as a roll.

cinder urchin
#

We need ecologist

graceful fox
#

Is this what you hear when an army of Freedom soldiers storm Rostok?

cinder urchin
#

loud hippy music

graceful fox
#

Yes

cinder urchin
#

Yea I was trying to think of something about bandits

graceful fox
#

When you can snipe while on 300 bottles of vodka, and a mouthful of sausage, you can legally join bandits

cinder urchin
#

snipe army from 40 miles away

graceful fox
#

With that amount of vodka and sausage

cinder urchin
#

the longer i listen to this earrape of bandit radio, the more cheeki breeki i become

graceful fox
#

That is the magic of bandit radio. It's like brain scorcher, but instead of scorching your brain, it tries to convert you into a bandit.

cinder urchin
#

Yes

#

So what is about this vova vist character and why is he a meme in this community

night barn
#

"So, there was that russian streamer who decided to play Clear Sky. After he left the swamps for the first time he managed to clear Cordon checkpoint. The name of infamous MG gunner was Vova Vist. So he created some song in tribute to him or sth like that" - Proamulus

cinder urchin
#

Is there a video of his song?

#

FOund it

night barn
fallen pelican
#

How do you guys face the MG at Cordon? Take down the whole camp, or run away.

night barn
#

Run away

cinder urchin
#

I don't know, I haven't gotten Clear Sky yet.

#

I might find a alternative route around checkpoint

fallen pelican
#

i hid behind the Tree, wasted 2 magazines on the MG and had to take 2 soldier that where rushing me.

alpine herald
fallen pelican
#

OH god no

#

not here

cinder urchin
#

Tyler1 be in the vone

hazy stag
fallen pelican
#

Mmm noice.

#

i bet it has a sweet note to it.

fleet fog
#

It's covered in baby oil

fallen pelican
#

as in baby processed fat?

graceful fox
#

What if Vova Vist was forced to join Monolith? hmm_cheeki

weak crest
#

hmmm

fallen pelican
#

You can't brainwash the brainwashed.

orchid scaffold
#

Looking at the fact that Vova is a soldier... You can't brainwash somebody that doesn't have a brain

smoky cedar
#

you can't brainwash a chad

graceful fox
#

You can't brainwash vova vist

gentle palm
#

Vova Vist you speak a Russian?

graceful fox
#

No sadly

gentle palm
#

Okay

weak crest
sage zealot
#

bottom one kinda looks like a super mutant from fallout 4 ngl

#

come to think of it, looks like sid on top. Damn sidorovich why you sell me rubber boolets!

graceful fox
solar lagoon
orchid scaffold
#

@weak crest

weak crest
#

🤢

#

Proof that DC is for incels

graceful fox
#

Hollywood could go bankrupt just from trying to make a better movie than this. Change my mind

night barn
#

Could you edit those swear words out? Unfortunately, swearing is not allowed on this server

weak crest
#

strelok

night barn
#

Deleted it, for this time

weak crest
graceful fox
#

Oh, it had swearing?

night barn
#

Nah, someone else

graceful fox
#

Oh ok

night barn
graceful fox
#

I wish if I was able to animate, so I'd make a dancing vova vist

weak crest
#

yes

stable gyro
#

you could put vist's face on that gif

errant bane
#

Can someone send stregglok plz?

zealous flax
#

It was pretty easy to do, but pretty long

orchid scaffold
#

glorious

stable gyro
solar lagoon
hazy stag
#

Creamy

smoky cedar
#

insert lenny face here

solar lagoon
#

MMMMMMMMMmmmmMMM!!!

#

Crrrrreeamy!

errant bane
gentle palm
fallen pelican
#

Nice, that target on the forehead to practice for accuracy.

warm halo
#

whats the music in that stalker lost alpha dc video?

weak crest
#

You can see the reflection of the phone in the glasses.