🤨┃stalker_memes

[robust epoch]

Artyom since ||he got it so bad he needed a blood transfusion from multiple people.||

[heady wind]

Cannon.

[acoustic rover]

chimeras, controlers, burers??? snorks and psuedogiants Yes, the made by C-Con, but how did they automate it?

[warm bluff]

all of those except snorks are pretty rare, snorks are another of the zone mystery, why are there so many snorks and bloodsuckers? are snorks just stalkers that got the hardest with psy radiation? if so, why havent they turned into monolith or zombies? are there diffrent types of psy radiation that produces diffrent results??? so many questions

[inner isle]

snork is what happens when you on yo phone all day

[mild sluice]

All snorks know how to do today is play on they phone and jump at people

[haughty yarrow]

Allen the Alien Stalker

[unique saffron]

Genuinely my little cousin✌️

[clever cloak]

😭 Genuinly scary stuff

[twilit leaf]

Genuinely wonder how many stalkers got zombified because of this

[opaque portal]

Sometimes there is a "special event" when all artifacts are real and you can loot all of them except "real" one - game will crash. Im totally not zombie and this is not a bait!
||You also will receive tons of psi-damage the moment you sell them||

[heady wind]

A yes, the deadly and nefarious anomaly of the pain and suffering artifacts.

[rose schooner]

Sea of ♻️

[ocean ermine]

[thick lantern]

the strongest repost in history (I love Paris)
VS
the strongest repost of today (pov: lab x18)

[young crow]

Who made this ✌️😭😭

[clever cloak]

Son 😭

[lofty anvil]

SONION WHAT 🧅 😭

[heady wind]

Where is this video from?

[warm bluff]

I dont get it

[tough kiln]

Have you played through STALKER 2?

[clever cloak]

Basically those who don't know might think he found a lot of artifacts, while the truth is is that he OD on psy radiation and is halucinating

[warm bluff]

no

[warped hatch]

No artigems, only coals

[thick lantern]

[warm bluff]

that is such a cool feature in the game

[acoustic rover]

[lofty anvil]

[lofty anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1408122444887097595/RepostStalker2.gif

[rugged cape]

[twilit leaf]

[azure phoenix]

The Only and Last warning for meme reposting, next person to repost the lab x18 will be muted for a week, and the next on the double the time and so on, do not keep repeating same memes

[acoustic rover]

⬆️ WARNING ⬆️

[red spade]

⬆️ WARNING ⬆️

[jolly zephyr]

||А пахне як||

[lofty anvil]

i mean noone seems annoyed or angry about it so it shouldnt be bad
taking a joke too serious tbh

pregnant man strelok

[tall jungle]

Are you telling me that Skif just happens to have Buterbrod z malsom with him? No! He orchestrated it! Kaimanov! He boobytrapped my hideout! And I spared him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own group! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 50, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands of the pistol in his safe! "But not our Doctor! Couldn't be precious Doctor!" Healing them blind! And HE gets to save the Zone? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

[young crow]

Best repost of today: POV: X-18

Best Repost of 2020: 😭 what was we on

[sharp marsh]

better call kaimanov DLC when..

[rare tartan]

no, the shooter asked the wish-fulfiller for a sandwich with butter and then went with him to the roof to look at the scenery of the zone with the Scythian

[clever cloak]

GSC Nerf Tushkanos 😭

[hot widget]

Faust's secret

[heady wind]

Me:

[haughty yarrow]

his bones are not as silly as he makes them out to be

[bronze nebula]

god dayum

[tall jungle]

Mark One and Omniscar?

[lofty anvil]

but thats thragg..

[acoustic rover]

POV: LAB X18

[warm bluff]

bros in the tundras

[leaden bison]

2023 jump scare

[acoustic rover]

what, what happened in 2023?

[boreal oxide]

Lmao

dude got mogged

[heady wind]

There is third person in soc?

[acoustic rover]

real

[grave wagon]

looks like Bes to me

[rose schooner]

We need these but with 🚿

[clever cloak]

Allways 1 left when its needed and 96 of them when i'm over encumbered

[hot kestrel]

Pov: April 15

[lofty anvil]

we have relok shower

[zealous kernel]

[acoustic rover]

GSC moment

[rose schooner]

True Faust disciple

[azure phoenix]

i hate jack

[acoustic rover]

that was one of the funniest answers I have seen on stalker meme channel man

[hollow zenith]

Sorry bro he got you too good

[clever cloak]

Wait wait w-

[unique saffron]

Sonolith 😭 😭 😭

[acoustic rover]

[terse stratus]

live/die

[unique saffron]

Someone put mercator on this since I have no idea how to edit ❤️‍🩹👀 or lidl

[dusk pier]

did both lmao (forgive me if the Mercator logo is wrong I have never heard of them)

[haughty wraith]

ilikefluffystuff has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nimble raft]

And not only your knees are killing you...

[haughty yarrow]

"You see, Sergei, you can't get headshot if you have no head."

[bright crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266969153709805588/1305762550918549534/watermark.gif

[lavish quail]

-# Repost sign me later

[solar gate]

Interesting name...

[bleak musk]

Ejejeje

[acoustic rover]

variety is better, GSC should add so much thing to their game. Not only talking about medic stuff, other stuffs too

[clever cloak]

They have 2-3 days left anyway

[nimble sable]

Thanks for the info.

[sonic summit]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
Heart of Korshunov

[sacred pendant]

There is none

[azure phoenix]

not really

[acoustic rover]

it is really, S2's variety is ass

[twilit leaf]

stalker in general has never had much variety when it comes to medicals and stuff. It's always been a run and gun shooter, anomaly and anomaly modpacks change the genre of stalker from a medium paced action adventure into a tactical survival

[azure phoenix]

more doesnt mean better, 9 times out of 10 youll find yourself doing and using the same thing

[twilit leaf]

when I did my gamma playthrough, I didn't even touch 90% of the meds because I only needed like 6, there's such a thing as too much variety

[odd forge]

Aint ever seen people make these two interact, such a shame.

-# do it more.

[terse stratus]

part of me wishes we could see Vano again, but the other part hopes he's living his best life on the mainland

[storm hound]

💯

[acoustic rover]

nah 🙂 you seem to not know what variety means, maybe you really haven't played a game of variety. And here, we're not only talking about medical stuff. Same for foods, same for guns. And I'm saying VARIETY, it means more options, not doing different things everytime. Also GSC didn't add new mutant designs to their game 15 years later. They combined 3 maps and redesigned the Zone, that should be hard. I think produce 5-6 new mutant types shouldn't be that hard. And the game has very limited variety of weapons and attachments. I liked the new anomalies, but I still thought there would be more anomalies in Stalker 2. But they did a good job with Artefacts, there are really a lot of artifacts

[azure phoenix]

Let's move to #💬┃en_offtop

[rose schooner]

I just keep the medkits/bandages in anomaly and sell everything else

[twilit leaf]

Markus from detroit become human, is that you?

[bleak musk]

What?

[jaunty raptor]

ot_strelok7171 (cherbushka is looking weird)

[worldly moth]

forgot the decoder

[acoustic rover]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-stalker-сталкер-флинт-сигма-gif-15010663227243103228

[unique saffron]

Me infront of depot in clear sky after bandits close the GODDAMN DOOR

[grim lintel]

sorry

[acoustic rover]

based

[visual wren]

Me whenever I encounter swamp IRL

[fierce heron]

https://tenor.com/view/pool-boy-dopinder-deadpool-live-the-dreams-mr-pool-gif-22377230

[harsh anvil]

https://youtu.be/00GiE3UL9R4?si=H7izrm-MbSbTRLyt

[grim lintel]

[tardy portal]

Word for Word

[sonic summit]

[sonic summit]

Нові альманахи

[unkempt elk]

Та картки не дефіцитні)))

[sonic summit]

Якось тіп взяв прямо перед моїм носом цілу картонку з картками

[harsh anvil]

Takes a sip from his trusty vault 13 canteena while holding back the tears

[merry valve]

My shi is actually getting used I can die peacefully 🙏🏻

[crystal grove]

thats so tuff twin

[clever cloak]

Thank you mod makers

[young crow]

WHY ARE THEY GOING UP?!?!?!

[odd forge]

#🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay that's why..

[oblique stream]

What did he mean by this?

[tall jungle]

Sdwvit my beloved

[odd forge]

rePDAs .. Monolitsonion

[sly citrus]

scalpers

[vital shore]

They think they are Duty, but they are monolith

[azure phoenix]

Go to bed stalkers

[haughty yarrow]

Don't forget to kiss your homies stalkers goodnight.

[elfin canopy]

And Wisper "No witnesses"

[bronze nebula]

on the mouth

[azure phoenix]

Please don't do that again

[mellow kayak]

I didn't send this to spam, it just came from a ua_offtop.

[unique saffron]

Man I sure do love paris

[warm bluff]

mediocre meme but idc

[merry valve]

True french stalker 🇫🇷

[unique saffron]

Oui oui! (baguette)

[unique saffron]

How does one genuinely even obtain 1R to lose??

[zenith oyster]

Insane luck or become Prof. Sakharov

[fringe otter]

you can treat any game as canon or not, nobody forces you to do otherwise

just enjoy it

[inner plover]

NO WAY WHO MADE THAT BRO (don't scan qr code)

[clever cloak]

Let's keep it like that

[silver fjord]

[rose schooner]

Ahem... could you repeat that Lebedev?

[hoary island]

idk who made it. but nah, scan qr the way it is

[acoustic rover]

[scenic trout]

This the type of shit I be craving here good stuff

[elfin canopy]

Sidor from Mississippi

[verbal violet]

No wonder Dark wanted to kill find him

[tough kiln]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mPh5k859H8A?is=YHkSmqc7fz6OX2tb

[fallow kindle]

By Shank (@Grimble22988 on Twitter)

[rose schooner]

Strelok 🇺🇦? Nah Shooter 🇺🇸

[warped hatch]

Bro ate all in the Zone

[clever cloak]

How could you GSC 😭 (sarcasm/joke)

[rose schooner]

Clearly GSC is going woke!!!!!
Next they will add gay stalkers! Lesbians! Trans stalkers!
HRT ARTIFACTS!!
-# (is joke)

[fringe otter]

they've been woke ever since SoC!!!
its the reason d*ty exists!!!!

[solemn quartz]

gay stalkers already in game, they just hide it from us

[odd forge]

The gayest Stalker is found in the mirror

Hideo kojima style

[rose schooner]

The "Egg" artifact
Gradually reduces the dominant sex hormones and gradually increases the recessive sex hormones
Would you dive into an anomaly for this one?

[nocturne onyx]

@dull bay

[dull bay]

https://tenor.com/view/naked-gun2-frank-drebin-door-hit-gif-9819089

[nimble raft]

Marked One when he discovers that he is Strelok from CCon

[odd forge]

Howdo you make these so fast bro

[lavish quail]

Vey nice. Lets see Nimble's edit

[verbal violet]

Maybe we need a new detector to find them? Like... a gaydar?

[bronze nebula]

New side quest: retrieve the schematics of the improved gaydar from Richter.

[nimble raft]

Marked One: MEEE????

[terse stratus]

hear me out

[idle fulcrum]

What does "карточки" mean?

[rugged cape]

cards

[verbal violet]

Will the schematics already go off if we go near Richter tho? 🤔 🏳️‍🌈

[bronze nebula]

That's how the test run to make sure it's up and running will go

[split gazelle]

ty ive been looking for this freedom flip off meme

[boreal oxide]

guys i

[azure phoenix]

Will explode

[terse stratus]

in 7 minutes

[acoustic rover]

lol

[civic portal]

What happened to my boi Richter 😭

[proud hinge]

[azure phoenix]

Sasha spaghetti

[clever cloak]

Just larp for the goverment. Brutal

[lavish quail]

Peak Merc experience

[grave wagon]

mogs everyone until his TRS marked one gave him runs out of ammo

[sacred pendant]

Has anyone done the tf meme "scout st#u, I'm balling over here" but instead with kaymanov and strelok yet?

[storm hound]

interesting name

[sacred pendant]

His parents must have not liked him much

[night tendon]

no wonder he ended up in zone..

[nimble raft]

Or gunslinger

[warped hatch]

Got ragebait lol

[orchid jewel]

does someone has this image with capition "my dad working in monolith.."??

[bleak musk]

Handsome Cardan

[acoustic rover]

🤣 🤣 🤣 merc moment

[fringe otter]

he lowk looks like Harrier Du Bois

[mellow kayak]

We post Stalker memes here, sir.

[rose schooner]

I hope this doesnt get deleted

[coarse escarp]

Alife 3.0

[bronze nebula]

tfw Prypiat on the meme spelled incorrectly, except spelling on the post screenshot

[rose schooner]

Its officially still named Pripyat internationally
I will call it Pripyat
I will say Chernobyl (even though it has recently officially been renamed Chornobyl internationally)
I will say Limansk
I will say Agroprom
I will say Yanov

And not because im a Russian bot
Im just a Dutch dude who has learned these words this way, and is used to it that way, and will keep on calling them that way, and lowk gets annoyed by people who keep bugging him about it whenever he does it out of pure automacy

If you want to continou this conversation respectfully, ping me in #💬┃en_offtop

[feral forge]

whats worse is the quick save icon in the bottom right just before the jump 😭 its a canon event he has to go through I guess. I agree with dutch dude, I mean I'm still saying Kiev, its just how I learnt it

[fringe otter]

actually its all wrong, the correct way to say it is preepat, bignorman, lipsmack, aggresiveprom, yuhno

[coarse escarp]

deneg*

[bleak musk]

Oh.... okey

[rose schooner]

#🤨┃stalker_memes when someone posts a meme posted three years ago

[median roost]

Cardan is always handsome

[storm hound]

he must’ve been a real pain in the ass to deal with as a kid

[lavish quail]

It do be like that

[lofty anvil]

erm aaccttascccchhuuullyyyyy nows its kccccccoupooonnsss

this meme was made before the stalker 2 release
i wanna see what the poll is like now way long after its release

[twilit leaf]

cat girlfriend because I already have stalker 2

[mint saffron]

lmao yeah me too

[bronze nebula]

Stalker 2 because I don't think it's released yet

[lofty anvil]

erm okay just use reactions
cat girl 1
stalker 2 (2)
we dont wanna flood the channel with text do we

[tall jungle]

I'd choose catgirl
Just imagine how many moneys them scientist boys at CIRCA would pay for that mutant

[storm hound]

i like your thinking

[robust oar]

Poor cats

[acoustic rover]

why did you make such a big statement in the first place then? Just post the meme. It's funny when the mods tell you "don't do" the thing they do

[daring osprey]

Stop having discussions in here, post memes or shut up.

[storm hound]

interesting anomaly..

[formal spruce]

In Dutch it’s way superior.
Tsjernobyl and Pripjat.

Hate how it sounds

[odd forge]

And i thought sweden was bad

Tjernobyl iirc

[oak cedar]

what is that scope HUD vro 😭
who the hell holds hteir eye in front of the eye piece, put it to your face! The rubber pad is there for a reason

[storm hound]

this allowed?

[azure phoenix]

what did i ever do to you

[daring solstice]

The factions check out

[bleak musk]

Wow...

[warped hatch]

Bro the winter is over actually

[hollow zenith]

This server contains minors such content isn’t allowed do not post stuff like that again

[sly citrus]

Ok. (This is some 1968 Romeo and Juliet actor ban because of age) (but fine)

[sacred pendant]

Wdym all the games are at least 17+. So we allow minors into 17+ communities now? Isn't that even more weird?

[hollow zenith]

The discord isn’t though

Don’t ask how that makes sense just how it be

[clever cloak]

NEW CROSSOVER?

[hollow zenith]

One was devastating enough for the community we can’t handle another

🥀

[warm bluff]

what happened

[sly citrus]

Me being a femboy

[terse stratus]

I dunno what you sent but cmon dude just use common sense

[sacred pendant]

Wasn't me

[old tusk]

Need a freedom one 🔥

[stuck matrix]

Alr bet 🙏🏻

You mean like replacing the dutyer by a freedomer or the merc by freedom

[twilit leaf]

both would make sense

[old tusk]

Replace Duty with Freedom

[split gazelle]

Swap out the dutier with a Freedom member (please)

[wispy plinth]

(for context, the movie they are referring to contained actual CP, specifically a nude scene revolving around underage actors, which was the cause for the later lawsuit and ban, so WHY would you make such a weird ass pedophilic adjacent comment comparing your message to it)

[boreal oxide]

this guy thinks hes a hoot anda holla

[acoustic rover]

maybe a Loner to Freedom?

[thick lantern]

me vs my cat but it's stalker

[lofty anvil]

stop stop stopppp 😢😢😢 its hurting him stopp 😢😢😢
😭😭😢😢😢

[peak laurel]

Oh god, i need all version of this meme. It is pick.

[split gazelle]

this is beautiful ty

[stuck matrix]

For now I made

Duty
Merc
isg
Freedom
Monolith

Gotta try with bandit etc
If you guys have any suggestions I'm up to as long as it involves merc lmao

[rose schooner]

Clear Sky!!!!

[clever cloak]

Who made this? 😭

[maiden frost]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XAPxUM1p0y0
People who played SoC before S2...

[unique saffron]

Zombified 😭✌️

[old tusk]

Send me ur Mono one

[acoustic rover]

let's gooo

[old tusk]

Send me ALL your Merc memes, I need them

[split gazelle]

W Merc Memes fr

[stuck matrix]

Need to make more !!!

[old tusk]

This is amazing

[twilit leaf]

Mercs on Mercs is so funny lol

[sacred pendant]

Can anyone make it loop? Like he's watching himself watching himself

[acoustic rover]

time to do it for Loner? C-Con one is peak by the way

[oak cedar]

Black strelko

[stuck matrix]

Alright bet, I appreciate brother 🫂🫂🫂

[thick lantern]

[ocean ermine]

[stuck matrix]

🦧

[old tusk]

Optical illusion

[unique saffron]

We NEED more X18 I love Paris 🥹✌️

[acoustic rover]

lmao this trend is so good

[stuck matrix]

I started peak

[bronze nebula]

I need that blank monolith one

[jolly zephyr]

Сонцеликий

[unique saffron]

Your name is now deeply engraved into the stalker community ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[stuck matrix]

There you go

[reef wadi]

add the rock.

[azure phoenix]

Where is the original Vine

[azure phoenix]

Spectators in rostok arena be like

[lofty anvil]

alright guys the mod did it jokes over 💔

[storm hound]

[stuck matrix]

The rock 😭😭😭😭😭

[lavish quail]

Absolute Merc

[unique saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/sterkte-macht-the-rock-rock-baywatch-gif-10178359

[lavish quail]

Okay Dutyers, which one of you is this

[ocean ermine]

This meme, but with all fractions versions and monolit version as the last (and paris meme as the first)

[onyx bramble]

I wont confirm nor deny

[rugged cape]

[unique saffron]

Wow I did not know the wish granter could heed my wishes even though I’m nowhere near cnpp 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[azure phoenix]

What the fuck was that transition 😭

[stuck matrix]

Most common bandit interaction

[acoustic rover]

dont make us sad man

[haughty wraith]

gurke44588 has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

gurke44588 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: Provocations (ChErnobyl, data of Chornobyl explosion not a birthday party), have some common logic around it

Muted until · Apr 26, 2026, 7:45 PM

[rose schooner]

That feeling when you find a Liquid Rock

[cinder verge]

Sup guys I made the official song of freedom

[unique saffron]

Amen breaks my beloved ❤️ peak track btw!!

[acoustic rover]

lmao, superb reference

[rose schooner]

Me when i that one NPC i lowk liked got mauled by mutants

[azure phoenix]

Tolik :(

[split gazelle]

I love this

[lofty anvil]

i hate this

[azure phoenix]

Good

[haughty wraith]

gurke44588 has been warned

Reason: not a meme, same provocation as last time too

_skifawoman has been warned

Reason: not a meme,
this would be better placed in a different channel

[lavish quail]

Monolith moment

[bleak musk]

Sorry, I didn't know where to put this

[lofty anvil]

i mean it works for fanart just say it isnt yours

alright now lets get back to the memes

[tall jungle]

What the zone, is that tomato sauce?

[sweet spire]

Guys what is Lab x18 meme about I don’t understand

[thick lantern]

bandit with funny face looking at x18 map but we turned it into bandit (also Merc and monolith) looking at whatever is on the map so you can put anything there if you feel like it

[onyx bramble]

Can even put mod warning on there and then get muted for a week like me!

[shy socket]

Wait, they actually muted people for that?

[tall jungle]

Legend

[fierce heron]

Repost the Lab X18?

[sweet spire]

Thanks for explaining guys

[acoustic rover]

lmao

[rose schooner]

Well technically it wasnt a repost, it was a variation of the Lab X18 meme

[onyx bramble]

Which is why i made it
Because technically not repost, would have not been issue
But they still removed it and muted me anyway, but not quick enough as toasted managed to download and repost it muhahahaha

[sacred pendant]

How do these images disrupt the way of the channel any more than us talking about it this extensively?

[haughty wraith]

therandomdragon has been warned

Reason: offtopic

[sweet spire]

Guys do you have aptechka

[bronze nebula]

I wonder who made that comment, because I also agree with this guy

[bronze nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313476520781549588/1360615804751581325/pop_richter_1.1.gif

[unique saffron]

Stalker: New Vegas

[hollow zenith]

Let me play slot machines and bet on mutant fights

[haughty wraith]

artefact_stalker has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[azure phoenix]

I mean all you have to do is post a stalker meme and it won't get removed, like this one for example

[shy socket]

You muted Dovah for a week because he posted a stalker meme you didn't like

[median roost]

proofs?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't cause he didn't like the meme

[hollow zenith]

this stalker memes stuff is serious business bro you gotta understand

[lofty anvil]

that means no convos you bone head

lets now start posting memes

[hollow zenith]

Post this one just for Rahmi

[livid stream]

Something something even warlords get it

[hollow zenith]

@glass parrot

[heady wind]

Anyone has the meme "stalker if was made by ubisoft"? thanks.

[storm hound]

i got a gut feeling theres gonna be a recycle emission.. ♻️

[grave wagon]

We dont really need another Skif now do we

[odd forge]

The stalker felt the :.|:_’ of his best friend

[rose schooner]

How it feels liking STALKER as a Western🥀

[acoustic rover]

upgrade it

[mighty anchor]

You shouldn't have bought an exoskeleton...

[rose schooner]

Just get the servomotor upgrade smh

[cunning falcon]

Not sure if this classifies as "art" or a meme, but I did this after being friends with all factions in Clear Sky 🙂

[azure phoenix]

(dont let him know that he needs to go past neutral rep to actually become friends with the factions)

[hallow hull]

Me after spending 200k rubles and regretting for this reason

[hot widget]

Mista bist

[sonic summit]

MY MEME STARTED TO BEING POPULARITY, YAAAAY

[hallow hull]

Saw this in a stalker meme channel on yt

[solid flume]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Goblin

[wanton jay]

He look irresponsable

[lofty anvil]

snickers

[acoustic rover]

🤝 🫡

[obtuse root]

Haha same

[copper hornet]

I joined bandits early on into my playthrough, only to realize I soft locked myself because stalkers at Yantar were my enemies and I couldn't fix the cooling system on X16. Had to go back to older save, do task, and then join bandits once again

[split gazelle]

😂

[grave wagon]

i dont remember this when giving hatchet their provisions

[lofty anvil]

could this genuinely run stalker
||took me about 20 minutes to set up with the fact you cant pick up items and move them like in fallout ||

[daring osprey]

Would still run circles around your console

[acoustic rover]

lul

[subtle patrol]

Anyone got the meme where the guy pulls out a cats face from a melon and the cat starts saying voice lines?

[weary pawn]

Get out of here stalker

[haughty yarrow]

Get out of here [Title card]

[rose schooner]

Inradiatted

[cinder verge]

https://soundcloud.com/intooblivion/heartzone

[rose schooner]

Bayun :3

[robust oar]

really low effort, though my friend found it funny

[odd forge]

Reminds me of something
Edit; THIRTY ONE?!
EDIT: FIFTY?!

[coral field]

@kind frigate

[haughty wraith]

russian00192 has been warned

Reason: repost

brick8581 has been warned

Reason: reppppoosssttt

ilikefluffystuff has been warned

Reason: reeeepoossttt (sad emoji)

[lofty anvil]

i suggest to not repost a meme if its already been posted recently twice

[proud hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

[storm hound]

mmm i love sid_gp37

[acoustic rover]

lexa cooked

[clever cloak]

💔 🥀

[misty stag]

Blud posted 2 of the same images 🥹

[lime hinge]

someone send me a meme of black guy falling from boat stairs during emission please

[robust oar]

why did you mention that he is black, are you racist 🤨

[lime hinge]

Thanks man!

[rose schooner]

X18 meme

Bandit with vodka meme

[jolly zephyr]

What?...

[acoustic rover]

lmaooo haahahh ahah thanks for the share it

[jolly zephyr]

https://youtu.be/J30ALe6EQeQ?si=L2Gx7eO6glAIex_s

https://youtu.be/SsL8rpZw_-8?si=_FF01Ctxn9RpBmnl

[void ibex]

Son😭

[haughty wraith]

ykscrypto has been warned

Reason: offtopic

[azure sequoia]

Degtyarov without cat..

[lofty anvil]

brooo @azure phoenix is gunna be so freaking mad and angry and mad that this isnt a stalker meme…

[daring osprey]

I got you to protect me from his wrath though. Besides, he wouldn't deny Deggy his kitty

[haughty wraith]

dark_dezo_f has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[misty stag]

this channel is a plague on the zone

[wintry sequoia]

Made this in about 3 minutes, enjoy the STALKERslop

[haughty wraith]

_skifawoman has been warned

Reason: rule 3

[shadow ingot]

hi im back from my 7 month hiatus here's some slop for you guys okay see you in 7 months

[rose schooner]

Cheeki breekied from stalker2_funny on youtube

[orchid jewel]

isnt it a russian song?

[unique saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[rugged cape]

[bleak musk]

I really went through the five stages of grief, refreshed the app, and rebooted my phone thinking it was broken... turns out the video is just a black screen. Rip

[odd forge]

It’s not..

[tough kiln]

Brokeback Cordon

[tall jungle]

Noooo, not Roosevelt
He gave so many job opportunities and career perspectives for so many boys from bandit hoods...

[warm bluff]

i needed the ammunition from their men respectively and also wanted to skill up my stealth

[rugged plaza]

ZONA NEWS
This just in:

[fringe otter]

fire react if it goes hard

[bleak musk]

Xd?

[haughty yarrow]

Nah that's OG Tushkanos whenever they died in anomalies

[lofty anvil]

thats just a mil sim cosplay with a merc patch attached

[azure phoenix]

Hence the lord farquad saying stalker gamma

[acoustic rover]

LMFAO

[daring dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/witnessing-flesh-being-caught-in-a-whirligig-anomaly-swamps-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-3065662777058408949

[lofty anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/witnessing-flesh-being-caught-in-a-whirligig-anomaly-swamps-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-3065662777058408949

[wintry sequoia]

Made mpreg Strelok for all the dreamers out there.

[terse stratus]

that is NOT stalker bruh 😭

[jolly zephyr]

I have a story about this. When I made Strelok in The Sims 3, he was abducted by a UFO. I didn't know anything about it and was just glad they brought him back. Then he started getting incredibly fat. I was worried about him and thought he getting so sick. I thought I'd have to start the game over. But then he started giving birth right in the house...

[urban blade]

Perry the platypus moment.

[sacred pendant]

Or, alternatively, he growed a large belly eye from all the severe radiation

[oak cedar]

🇺🇸 🫵 😆

[zenith oasis]

anyone got a stalker version of this meme?

[rugged plaza]

Oh crap I literally saw this image yesterday let me try and find it

[bleak musk]

Monolith

[sly citrus]

Nya~ :3

[bleak musk]

Nya~...

[tepid sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/єгер-stalker-2-сталкер-2-сталкер-2-єгер-gif-1823186547676260973

[acoustic rover]

hooly moly

[wary wave]

Is that general Voronin as a monolit*ian?

[bleak musk]

Yeah....

[sly citrus]

Long time no see! But also Why?

[thick lantern]

me trying to talk to my cat but hes not a squad leader

[glass parrot]

Cosplayer rolls up with the worst cagslop ever seen
is arrested for it.

[haughty wraith]

nors0r has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[haughty yarrow]

Not even a "Howdy ho!" 😔

[grave wagon]

that cat does shooting, but their commander does QnA sessions

[zenith oasis]

please. i need that image in my life

[lavish quail]

“General Voronin… Your name’s on the C-Con files.”

[terse stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1486754893636309146/1486800892853485568/caption.gif

[grave wagon]

great job on fighting that psy dog!! now have 100 coupons and ill set you up against a pseudogiant for the grand prize of 120 coupons

[oak cedar]

Universally hated mission

[bleak musk]

Strider dancing

[livid stream]

I have never done it and will never do it

[wary wren]

Luckily there is a bug that makes it much easier, but still challenging

[sacred pendant]

what do you guys mean? it was a chicken jokey meme

[oak cedar]

You can bring your own weapons and gear in if you throw it in the prep room before the battle

[haughty yarrow]

Let me break it down for you, Monolith.

[acoustic rover]

sick art, also can you share the full version of the photo in your pp

[tepid sentinel]

not mine, found this in one community posts

[terse stratus]

@fading osprey did this and already posted it in the art channel earlier lmao

[steel meteor]

the only one i recognize is skif, but anyways still fire

[lofty anvil]

it wouldve been cool to see strelok hold the heart of chornobyl

[onyx bramble]

Skif happy

[tall jungle]

That's just shaved Scar

[grave wagon]

so does this finally mean theres a smiling skif reaction now? 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹

[tall jungle]

Y'know, it is no secret what's under the Skif's mask
The real mystery is if under Skif's hat he is actually Strelok

[main brook]

Strelok smiling again

[bleak musk]

That would be great!

[azure phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-marked-one-pda-stalker-soc-gif-11891098248306079922

[main brook]

Don't here What he has gotten hacked?!

[tall jungle]

F for our hacked friend

[rugged plaza]

This just in

[bleak musk]

Make it a sticker!!!

[wary wave]

I think it's been more than a year...

[acoustic rover]

can you share the full version of your pp

[scenic trout]

🤨

[lofty anvil]

dude this isnt you

lay off the sleepy time pills pls

trigger warning.. ⚠️ (heavy violence)

[acoustic rover]

@proud hinge can you tell her shut up for me?

[proud hinge]

What's up?

[wintry sequoia]

Lebedev hired me to make propaganda a commercial for all of those on the fence about joining Clear Sky.

[storm hound]

[fringe otter]

C-CON PROPAGANDA!!!!!

[terse stratus]

Yevhen "Walk'emdown" Martynenko

[wary wren]

After that kind of propaganda commercial I am thinking about joining Clear Sky instead of being in the Monolith ranks

[grave wagon]

i dont remember this feller on the left without the hood bro thought he could sneak his oc in this pic 😂

[warped hatch]

John Stalker after 1000 days of mewing

[verbal violet]

Ghost 💋

[hot widget]

I'm sorry but idk why no one has done it before (pov lab x18 stalker 2 edition)

[clever cloak]

bro what

[daring osprey]

[bleak musk]

.

[fringe otter]

C-CON PROPAGANDA

[jolly zephyr]

A true Strelok fan. Look at his emotions.

[twilit leaf]

putting IPSF on devil side but not ukrainian military is some diabolical work

[terse stratus]

[unique saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-marked-one-pda-stalker-soc-gif-11891098248306079922

[rugged plaza]

ZONA NEWS
This just in:

[hardy hull]

From "I use arch btw"" to "I'm a STALKER btw"

[maiden anvil]

“I use PDA btw”

[proud hinge]

Grandpa

[proud hinge]

gamma is the meme for sure

[zenith oasis]

Not exactly memes but still funny

[acoustic rover]

[scenic trout]

Ts so tough

[proud hinge]

[gleaming storm]

[terse magnet]

hey guys, aren't you supposed to kill each other...
no?

[clever cloak]

Everyone tired of war bro

[unique saffron]

Doomed yaoi 💔🕊️

[grave wagon]

Well MIDronin aint hear NO BELL

[feral forge]

Clarkson, what da hellll

[unique saffron]

Ay cmon we’re not that bad 😭✌️

[scenic trout]

I can smell yall from the agroprom underground gng 💔

[twilit leaf]

Duty members need discipline; when nature calls, you don't go to the bathroom. Only true duty patriots know this.

[haughty wraith]

zomanzero has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[opaque portal]

lesser zone summarized

[tough kiln]

Are the models from the Misery mod for CoP?

[sweet spire]

Guys I need more aptechkas because I got attacked by Le Psi dogge

[stuck matrix]

I saw this in my nightmare

[tall jungle]

I wish there was one about Dvupalov, Skif and that scientist who wanted to control suckers

[tough kiln]

Got a science one

[acoustic rover]

[void ibex]

[acoustic rover]

that's peak lol

[bleak musk]

Yeah

[grave wagon]

all the stalkers stash every sci/army medkit just to never use them .. red medkit is just too good

[versed yarrow]

Just got on server can anyone show me what is the objective or anything

[shut burrow]

I love London.

[haughty wraith]

quandalelovestk has been warned

Reason: Лайка, російська мова в мемах

[maiden frost]

i HATE this guy so much! 😡 https://youtube.com/shorts/AeNh0CRhcTU?is=9R5BNJ-YIlNjvNkM

[lofty anvil]

ungodly self promo

[acoustic rover]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[unique saffron]

Yo I also hate this guy, y’all should totally not check his channel and other videos or something 👀👀
(W assist?)

[blissful rapids]

you got 1 extra view from that just now btw

[maiden frost]

Man i am trying to build a stalker community in west europe - i appreciate any support!

[acoustic rover]

oh, absolutely ad and self promotion guy

[unique saffron]

Rs, I dont know anyone in eastern europe who plays stalker (except one friend that I introduced to the series)

[twilit leaf]

stalker is in a weird limbo where it's niche but not niche at the same time and it's annoying

[rugged plaza]

ZONA NEWS
sorry guys :(

[proven sentinel]

double D´s bloodsuckers when? with jiggle physics please GSC

[inner isle]

This is truly saddening

[twilit leaf]

I've always hoped that degtyarev was romanceable he's such a diva

[slim apex]

He's such a SEVA

[lofty anvil]

theres a reason why gsc doesnt talk to us

[lofty anvil]

you have to be so scorched to see this in the text

[fierce heron]

I use to see or think of stuff like this

[unique saffron]

Perchance brain scorched?

[haughty wraith]

solovyinyy has been warned

Reason: Російська мова в мемі

[acoustic rover]

lmao

[shy socket]

Raw

[onyx bramble]

Grab freedomer role

[lone birch]

[wary wave]

Iirc Degtayrev's SBU identity card is in russian in Call of Pripyat

[hot widget]

Which is strange because such documents must be written in Ukrainian. One of the sins of the CoP.

[misty stag]

The stalker memes youtube channel lowkey posts gems

[feral forge]

They made the whole game in Russian, no? Even though it’s a Ukrainian government document, they probably weren’t thinking about it and just did it in Russian like everything else, which is inaccurate but consistent with the language in the rest of the games 🤷‍♂️

[warm bluff]

THIS is how i find out what skifs name is?

[terse stratus]

Did you play the game?
(sorry either way lol)

[lofty anvil]

yup

oh yeah guys no discussions or someone named @azure phoenix will get extremely mad

its also against the rules or something

lowkey its a unwritten rule or something i dont see it anywhere but yknow

[acoustic rover]

LMAO

[haughty wraith]

orlandomartini3 has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[split gazelle]

your forced to learn his name when you enter sircaas glass house ☠️

[rose schooner]

Yall are sleeping on the "hand radio"

[warm bluff]

I havent got to that part

[rare anchor]

y'all are forgetting that OG Stalker was meant to be played in Ukranian first, Russia second, the fact that it released on CIS market with Russian language doesn't change that, so that's still a weird thing even if most of textures have russian on them because of post soviet architecture

[feral forge]

Ukraine was in the CIS in 2007 (they left in 2014), in addition the first language of Shadow of Chernobyl was Russian, a ukrainian dub was added later, I know its an uncomfortable truth but a lot of things in Ukraine were in Russian until 2014

[hoary island]

... These are the consequences of the occupation of the ussr and the aggressive imposition of the russian language. later it was supported by soft power and corruption of influential people

[rare anchor]

Well, you're wrong
1.
Ukraine wasn't a CIS member, the chapter was never ratified
2.
the fact that Ukrainian dub was released later doesn't change anything as games were made to be played with Ukranian language in mind, it's simply a non-arguable point due to how much better Ukranian dub is than Russian (people that
tried both will likely agree). Not only it just makes more sense for characters in Chornobyl to speak more Ukranian than Russian (Yes, even pre-2014), but it also gives a lot of charm and soul to characters and factions, simply said it has much more thought put into it than Russian dub which just makes literally everyone in the zone speak bland Russian

[median roost]

The fuck you talking about in memes channel

[peak laurel]

Maybe you will post some memes here? Instead of that.

[median roost]

Get the hell out of here stalkers

[fringe otter]

all languages suck, all my homies use morse code

[feral forge]

Well, like it or not but releasing a game in russian makes the most buisness sense, if you are a company in Belarus, Ukraine or Russia, and release in Russian, you can get sales from huge markets in each of the three countries (and others like Kazakhstan or Georgia), but if you only released in Belarussian or Ukrainian you'd have less widespread saleability, thats the simple reason as to why most things were released in Russian until 2014

[haughty wraith]

hoaxe72 has been muted for 1 week

Reason: haven't stopped talking on politics after being asked to

Muted until · May 22, 2026, 10:09 AM

[warped hatch]

Renegades: Dark of the Swamps (directed by Michael Bay)

[buoyant leaf]

Не моє

[dusk scroll]

[wary wave]

My honest reaction:

[fringe otter]

is this talking about how Red is Skif or something

[grave wagon]

everyone knows skif could never compete with Saviours' lucious hair

[dusk scroll]

Skif or His Father

[drowsy carbon]

Ага, а телевізори на Скіфа так, магічним чином не працюють

[tall jungle]

На Шрама вони теж не з першого разу спрацювали)

[drowsy carbon]

#❔┃сюжет message

[hushed grotto]

its obviously memes man

[tall jungle]

Nothing on gsc-answers either

[lofty anvil]

first stalker brainrot meme me thinks

[acoustic rover]

bro

[wicked venture]

classic

[lofty anvil]

@boreal oxide i used your sound

[shadow kernel]

Duty son or bandit daughter

[warped hatch]

Renegade uncle

[bitter matrix]

ю

[acoustic rover]

[lavish quail]

Merc Uncle

[fringe otter]

murc still got it

[copper cliff]

Is that a Jonkler reference?

[woeful geyser]

idk

[night tendon]

I’ll find you and thank you personally for your great work.

[sweet spire]

guys you won't believe me but i found out what flint was doing before Call of Prypiat

[sweet spire]

and i found Vova Vist's brother

[elfin pecan]

tarkov fed

[woven zinc]

Still waiting for bandits

[stuck matrix]

Soon 🙏🏻

[acoustic rover]

sick

[unique saffron]

That one stalker that’s always depressed/complaining at the bar lmfao

[round cove]

[acoustic rover]

this is the best meme I've seen in this week bro 🤣

[unique saffron]

“Hic... damn it! Yes, I'm drunk, I'm drunk! They wanna...they... wanna kick me out of Duty if I fail this task too...you know?”

[rugged cape]

artefact

[jolly zephyr]

Oh no, it exists

[rugged cape]

oh, man, you have no idea

[bronze nebula]

"oh yes"

[unique saffron]

Need this in my life, or Scar’s

[nimble monolith]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX6oWs9oayi

[acoustic rover]

bro?

[rose schooner]

Some of yall miserable mfs when you see a woman: 🤮 🚿

[ocean ermine]

Yes we are

[unique saffron]

Stalker players when they see a woman

[jolly zephyr]

Author: berkwz

[rose schooner]

I remember the comments under that one female stalker cosplayer Apokalipsa
It was horrible

[unique saffron]

Damn 💔 bet it was either gooners or just haters in general

[tall dawn]

unfortunately, it's to be expected. 😔

[elfin pecan]

easy to tell who's single like this

[unique saffron]

Ay I’m single dont slander my name 😭😭😭🪦

[lone birch]

[storm hound]

[terse stratus]

yeah I still dont understand what's up with those reactions on normal posts

[acoustic rover]

bro wtf that sick asf bro

[tall jungle]

An instant meme of the week right here

He is devoted to Monoeat

[bronze nebula]

Sid got competition now

[rose schooner]

"So here's the thing Skif. There is this guy who thinks he can match up to my... exquisite body type... anyway, i want you to put him on a diet if you catch my drift."

[elfin canopy]

Death comes in every shape and size from the monolith

[scenic trout]

Butt shaped…

[haughty yarrow]

Jonah Hill became a Monolithian

[sly citrus]

Fastoh

[tall jungle]

This list can only expand:

Feast
Remarkable One
Feedorovich
Clumsy (Nimble)
Starve (Star)
Stiff
Struggler (Strider)
Bigtyarev

[haughty wraith]

gluciopl has been muted for 1 week

Reason: rule 7,8

Muted until · May 28, 2026, 6:39 AM

[acoustic rover]

[haughty wraith]

spartanranger. has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[cursive tartan]

whose kid is this bruh

[lofty anvil]

log splitter

[drowsy carbon]

Spoiler Alert

[sly citrus]

It always has been

[pliant oriole]

if i cant kill strelok, i can at least sleep with him

[lavish quail]

DAMNNNNN

[rose schooner]

Oh my.... Strelok stawp it...

[lofty anvil]

all yall need a

[rose schooner]

I'd shower with Strelok

[grave wagon]

bold of you to assume anyone but the four eyes ecologists would shower in the zone

[rose schooner]

I would say something freaky but i think that'd be pushing it for the mods here

[sweet spire]

Guys I am playing stalker clear sky and I found immortal freedom stalker I need help how to kill him he just doesn’t die and I am not joking I tried knife like 10 stabs at face 40 bullets at face he doesn’t care help

[median roost]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-nuh-uh-no-thanks-no-the-boys-gif-14330691688817719732

[jolly zephyr]

Once I lived in a place with a shower like this and spiders

[twilit leaf]

zvoboda secret weapon

[low tartan]

Me and @robust oar Just got matching pfps. what do yall think

[robust oar]

Amazing

[unique saffron]

Hella beautiful, I should get a friend or someone to be Yar the mechanic so its also matching ✅✅✅

[robust oar]

Gamabunta

[low tartan]

I find these pfps hilarious af

[sweet spire]

I am in fact not lying I even made a video here and this guy was build different maybe he used some things that freedom is known for using idk

https://youtu.be/nKWAQqugEaI?si=OcyEVcJ0EGTvpAAj

[wary wave]

Nifty cooked 🔥 🔥 🔥 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uSECrQxbeM

[sweet spire]

Guys that least weed user of svoboda really beaten me up me need more aptechkas

[rose schooner]

As always

[fallow kindle]

'ey... Nifty cooked up a meme.

EDIT: Oh, wait, someone already posted it. Guess I'll change the link.

https://youtube.com/shorts/m59EeCajZBw?si=uHiuvXeul-Hp4d9t

[shell iris]

That one big tick

[robust oar]

is AI slop bannable ?

[rose schooner]

should be

[mellow kayak]

@dull bay

[haughty wraith]

kuraiev has been warned

Reason: Російська мова в мемі

[clever cloak]

😭 ✌️ bro what?

[fringe otter]

what is bro yapping about 😭

[unique saffron]

As a fo:nv player stalker IS exactly like fallout 👀🥹🥹❤️❤️

[clever cloak]

This has to be bait 😭 ✌️

[daring dagger]

You’ll never guess what sfx is used…

[wary wave]

bloodsucker roar?

[unique saffron]

WE are larping stalker 🥹 🕊️🪦

[alpine orbit]

Made a gif from a section of this video

[daring dagger]

✅

[warm bluff]

the western man cannot handle walking for 5 minutes

[sweet spire]

When you find all Mama’s Beads in Stalker shadow of Chornobyl

https://youtube.com/shorts/s8Kv6kD2kWI?si=bWga5oU11WzPKAED

[bleak musk]

OMG, THIS IS COOL!!!

[half obsidian]

When someone calls you a Stalker so you hit them with this look:

[terse stratus]

clear son 🥀

[grave wagon]

sonilith

[elfin canopy]

Not the Strombolloc

[scenic trout]

Son-conscious

[sweet spire]

Anyone has a photo of a krovosos face in the ground dead I need it for a meme?

[median roost]

Sure buddy

[sweet spire]

Thanks

[sweet spire]

Lesson learned:
never make “under where” jokes around Burers

https://youtube.com/shorts/YmuFLQoO6ec?si=Yud2pwloHYcvhunD

[sacred pendant]

Are you flint or something?

[split gazelle]

got stuff for the mercs or UKM?

[storm hound]

classic

[acoustic rover]

[shadow kernel]

@alpine orbit wouldn’t say time stamp: 31s (of your vid) would be low cortisol

[alpine orbit]

22 seconds. You’re off by a bit

[proud hinge]

Secret cutscene

[grave wagon]

yes this is totally canon cuz CoP exists trust me man

[sweet spire]

Anyone has a video of a stalker or bandit falling from height? I want to make a meme preferably he survives and stands up

[acoustic rover]

[sweet spire]

GTS CSE
Grant Theft Stalker:Clear Sky Edition

[sweet spire]

Well not everyone needs carefulness when they have those in stalker SoC

https://youtube.com/shorts/6ek-B4BJ7h0?si=vJLyd_kJzZC59_tA

[fierce heron]

What does CoP have to do with this

[clever cloak]

Best game I remember playing it at 5 years old in ps2, good times no DLSS no FSAA no TAA no latency no accounts just the best game ever they dont make them like this anymore

[heady wind]

What is the name of the music in this video?

[lofty anvil]

the song is genuine ass

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-gif-17776046239886543013

[azure phoenix]

Chud life by chud123

[haughty wraith]

ilikefluffystuff has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[mellow kayak]

@surreal swan

[haughty wraith]

mezzir_ has been banned

Reason: Mr beast scam

[surreal swan]

Шо там

[undone pilot]

Excuse me, sir?

[twilit leaf]

excuse me sir

[acoustic rover]

excuse you, sir

[lofty anvil]

alright pack it up jokes ruined 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

where did my stalker meme go

okay i cant find it just gunna repost this….

[grave wagon]

skif is lucky he didnt meet kuznetzov, or he wouldve been smoked at the border a long time ago

[daring dagger]

But I don’t 500 RU

[lofty anvil]

200 usd

[bronze nebula]

Chillen summer by ythotkk

[grave wagon]

do you really want a schizo on the internet to tell you a theory that wont even make sense

[robust epoch]

Imagine a mod where there is a Kit NPC that tries to hunt you down constantly until you take her out.
Kinda like that one mod for New Vegas with an undead cowboy that constantly tracks you down.

[acoustic rover]

lmao

[haughty wraith]

sanichkostianich has been warned

Reason: no self advertising without content makers role

[twilit leaf]

skif would've just aura farmed his way out

[scenic trout]

Can we get a true

[grave wagon]

insert skif hairline image

[lofty anvil]

texas refinery plant explosion

[acoustic rover]

lmao

[fierce heron]

That happened to me and Im not even joking

[tall jungle]

I miss stalker news 🥲

[acoustic rover]

👍

[unborn lotus]

I miss dev dairy

[fringe otter]

go back to sidorovich