🤨┃stalker_memes

[golden cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/what-a-looker-right-wow-surprised-shocked-holmes-and-watson-gif-12678324

[thin bay]

what are the pronouns? 😄

[dim axle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FglFAHomYwo

[rough geyser]

[sweet onyx]

Я МЕЧЕНЫЙ, РАБОТАЮ ТРИ ДНЯАА
AAAAA
БЕЗ ЗАРПЛАТЫ

[twin verge]

This reminded my old days, when watching Gmod videos

[urban heart]

What are they saying?

[sweet onyx]

Search for i am a bricklayer

[split gazelle]

if you made this what software you use?

[nocturne tapir]

Is there a single Stalker in The Zone that actually wants to be lobotimized into Monolith?

And those who want to join, wouldn't they have to survive the psi damage to their brain? Then roll the dice on becoming a zombie or a monolith stalker?

I am sane enough to admit I am not that guy.

[fiery marten]

0/5 stars for all? F, join bandits

[wary wave]

reminds me of this

[steel warren]

Accurate portrayal of the legendary Strelok😂😂

[willow ingot]

We got plinko🔥

[jolly zephyr]

To be honest, I am very outraged by this opportunity to humiliate Strelok. He wouldn't waste time trying to figure things out. Besides, I can't forgive the developers of the game for what they did to the Doctor. Kaimanov could have stopped his experiments so that Strelok could make peace with him instead of killing him! It's a pity that nothing can be changed.

[jolly zephyr]

😳...

[visual wren]

Strelok be on that freak timing

[twin verge]

He is been mewing

[green moon]

i got it irl

[lavish pendant]

Get out join the monolith the zone wants you too

[shadow ingot]

join monolit

[split gazelle]

Death to the fanatics slava a weed zone

[sharp condor]

Har

[tardy portal]

My brother in the zone, you literally fabricated the wish granter

[twin verge]

Go home Faust, you're drunk

[lean fable]

Hoarders in stalker be like:

||made by Ivan yakushev, atleast according to danbooru||

[weak crest]

That’s %100 me lol. The best part is the Burer just looking and pointing at him 😂.

[golden cargo]

I think the Burer is telekinetically controlling that loaf of bread to throw at him.

[lean fable]

My head-canon:
it’s the legendary “bread“ artifact

[weary yacht]

This seems familiar

[edgy phoenix]

Wait...It's Michał Gołkowski?

[sly vigil]

Yes. The Man, the Myth, the Legend.

[modern pulsar]

Perfect ♂️ manly♂️ world, just like Gothicc.

[sly citrus]

Yes

[queen hedge]

literally me

[sly citrus]

Literally every body

[mint saffron]

me with my carry weight mod

[urban heart]

Damn can’t get a food break in the zone!

[azure phoenix]

now that stalker 2 is out this is the perfect time to repost this

[gritty tinsel]

Richter appreciation post
I couldn't do better, sorry

[thin bay]

epic

[subtle lake]

Gemerald

[unkempt ivy]

Boss..that you?

[twin verge]

Hello fellow Richter fan

[visual charm]

deadass best mod

[twin verge]

bruh, this isn't picture

[jagged basin]

@dense falcon

[nocturne tapir]

pic goes hard

[willow pendant]

Tonight: James gets mauled by Fleshes,
Richard drinks his profits in an anomalous ditch,
and I принести смерть тим, хто знехтував святою силою Моноліту.

[trail ingot]

Repost because people liked the meme

[vapid plaza]

@jagged basin @willow pendant

[azure phoenix]

I can't believe the game is still in this state even after 2 months

[rare tinsel]

Pov: You just popped a save and you're about to leave but someone decides to be bossy

[thin bay]

so why did you decided to be bossy? tell us how you feel

[valid vale]

What Is bro gonna measure? 3.6 Volt not great not terrible?
haha no but actually a creative prop idea:)

[strange cave]

Can I get a chicken Kebab?

[mint saffron]

flesh meat haram brother

[humble stirrup]

This is how it feel when i know that i have mental issues, harmful addictions, bad and harmful hobbies, toxic friends, bad diet and work i hate.

Heres a more relatable version

[jolly zephyr]

And then you start to understand why Strelok closed the Zone. That feeling when you want everyone to just leave you alone.

[gloomy dove]

Monolith

[weak crest]

23

[wanton python]

H

[twin verge]

Fallout 4.5 be like

[orchid canyon]

Good video 👍

[alpine geode]

lol

[harsh arch]

spoilers for near end of game(kinda?). go wild with it

[azure badge]

Personally I'm with my guy strelok

[hoary island]

and the same i saw with technician girl at Yaniv

[bright hawk]

https://youtu.be/FqVc1DN0PNs?si=x0Qb_Uhomy2ObuOR

[wide vector]

I am not stopping til “achievement 57/57”

[maiden frost]

Is there a legit reason to hate stalker? Some people may say yes, but are they right?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o6jXDklwysI

[fallow kindle]

What is happening to her arms?! Why is it so long..? Nah, even her torso!

[hoary island]

idk, some animation bug

[fallow kindle]

It is cursed but also funny! However, I prefer these kinds of things.

[stable imp]

bro turned into anomaly

[maiden trench]

Shadow of chernobyl my beloved

[fringe otter]

https://fixupx.com/grimble22988/status/1882809601164530123 shit

[mint saffron]

me going to Poppy Fields

[azure phoenix]

I never even used a RPG, always thought I would need it later, never did

[hazy glen]

I'm always using the RPG on pseudogiant

[graceful fox]

Average Shadow of Chernobyl speedrunner

[humble stirrup]

More like Fallout fans, i wouldnt wanna live after a nuclear war i'd rather the zone

[sweet terrace]

Actually he doesn't look that bad, is it from the game files?

[ornate umbra]

Not so bad tbh, yes, they didn’t work on hair but who cares

[vagrant drift]

He looks normal, nothing bad or fancy

[sharp gorge]

average slavic man at 25 years

[twin verge]

yes, someone in Tumblr is trying to get the model.

[glass parrot]

post a stalker meme next time and itll stay on

[dusky zinc]

Not my type for a bf, but it's not as if he's hideous or something
I'd say he's above average

[visual wren]

smash

[shut musk]

True

[rancid thicket]

don't sleep on the job

[shadow ingot]

after like a day of my only editing app gone, I'm now back with yet another banger for all of you

[rough geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/lodykarmelowe-gif-26692778

[slim smelt]

Blyad

[split gazelle]

anyone have the video it was made in either SFM or blender, dude walks up to an artifact then the rock shoots up into the sky

[maiden trench]

Uncle Ben what happened?

[jolly zephyr]

http://youtu.be/d2RgMI-JOiA
0:52

[haughty wraith]

zayebrak has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[strange badger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isPvBKsLh6Q Col Korshunov workout lmao

[wary wave]

Stole that from youtube. (Instead of SP-99 it should be Gordon Freeman lying in the wild territory)

[orchid canyon]

Who'd you steal it from 🤔

[wary wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182700430564798524/1333711227288944670/image.png?ex=6799e2df&is=6798915f&hm=9fde86ec2648722a34df5e1bb0dcb927e032dfae9c660b461fce1d37cfc225f9&

[humble stirrup]

Whenever im like 2 days away from kms i get reminded your profile exists and remember there is still good in the word

[jolly zephyr]

I pulled it out of some YouTube review

[uneven maple]

this is the real reason why Skif entered the zone

[desert dagger]

my meme (i dont know if anyone did it)

[azure phoenix]

We need someone to make artifacts but as plushies

[nimble glen]

It's from the game?

[junior oracle]

What?

[graceful fox]

Oh moderators!

[haughty wraith]

gumapelvaler1an has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

kennii3175 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[median roost]

Whaaaaaat theeeee heeeeeell

Could have posted this to offtop, I dunno

Anyways, atomic cringe

[graceful fox]

I remember killing one NPC and he was snorring

[mint saffron]

thats pretty cool actually

[south marsh]

The end game NPCs are hilarious lmao, so much jank activity its ridiculous

[graceful fox]

I didnt reach much of the endgame but I did have some jank time to time, I remember how one NPC was stuck in a staircase to the bunker during emission at that village, and just died

[fringe otter]

https://fixupx.com/FaZeToxicYT1/status/1884629946988937262?t=LzdCEzgBah7fbKRQrZmFtA&s=19 not again

[jolly zephyr]

Strelok and vodka
By Helius

[jovial laurel]

Inaccurate, there are only two women in the zone

[violet void]

Inaccurate, there are more than two women in the zone

[stable mirage]

I forgot a in, in the second part 💀

[tender hamlet]

> buy STALKER 2
> look inside
> 76.2 x 39 belted ammunition

🐱

[buoyant axle]

rendering this absolute disgrace made my piece of junk laptop shit itself and crash twice
(if it makes it any better this was not my idea lmao)

[rough geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisDkf0bXFM

[clever cloak]

when patch 😡 when gambling DLC 🎰 when Multiplaer 🚬 When Legends of the Zone Remake™

[wide vector]

I’m very disappointed that I looked at this and thought it was a real image of somebody holding a 3-D printed creature

[weak crest]

Tagilla POV

[dense falcon]

he's fat coz he had to eat 97 watermelons before he got it right.

[rocky ermine]

me with the compass artifact

[humble blade]

What would be the monkey paw of this?

[silent tundra]

The tracksuit is too small

[plucky coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751964421559156869/1204244326062886932/Di4qc1L.mp4?ex=679cd6ad&is=679b852d&hm=c5b2c949d5362f1a08ab0d79bec385a372918df5345a22aaf8f19aa4f1b85acf&

[lavish orchid]

Mikhail is that you?

[jovial laurel]

The ‘s have labeled us both as fools

[haughty wraith]

andro2725 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bright turtle]

its all fake knockoff brands

[south marsh]

now I want my rhino built like that

[wide kernel]

svobodaa

[haughty wraith]

baaaal44 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rare anchor]

Oh no, not the Skif 😭 , they are trying to turn him into Tumblr sexyman

[twin verge]

Your eyes now cursed

[blazing copper]

Cat Weird Object

This strange trinket allows you to void all falling damage, yet users claim that they feel sleeper having to take constant naps and food mysteriously vanishing from their pockets.

[lusty mortar]

Renegades? More like Renegaydes

[visual wren]

there are already enough mutants in the swamps...

[median roost]

Cringe, I'm deleting this. Post something like this again and I'm going to mute or even ban you for rule 6

@stable imp

[stable imp]

bro you must be the funniest person in the party. that not propaganda, that a satire to vdv to mock them not supporting any act of their thing.

[median roost]

I've listened to the music for a few times to be sure

I've warned you

End of the story

[normal agate]

IS THIS A METALLICA REFERANCE ?!?!?!?!?! TRUST I SEEK AND I FIND IN YOUUU

[fair kraken]

Omg and he is the master of puppets too

[rare anchor]

Someone, get my guy Skif a hair transplant from Turkey

[winged bane]

Can't believe he looks like that

[twin verge]

I'm Turkish

[silk pawn]

mine now

[wide vector]

This fr gonna be what people do with the modding kit the second it drops

[plain hedge]

bratani this is the best bug i have encountered so far

[blazing copper]

bread armor

[wanton python]

Mutual made that...

[swift dragon]

CHADrenegades vs CUCK Sky

[naive smelt]

if you eat food in an elevator when its moving you fall through it

[sweet terrace]

The most important gas mask feature in the Zone. Protects you from getting sober. And removes radiation instead of just protecting you from it

[tender void]

Why do I feel like current scar would say something like this

[wide vector]

S2 scar would say it more Shakespearean.

[willow ingot]

goys can we like... put our differences aside now???
We're both DEAD...

[viral wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270808533520220160/1335766564930060288/copy_92C7FA23-8560-403F-93D3-18DABFBFA758.gif

[split gazelle]

I HATE CLEAR SKY I HATE CLEAR SKY
Rahhh Freedom forever

[ornate umbra]

Renegades are still out there tho

[willow ingot]

Can I like... please join renegades... I am pour homeress crear sky member... rebedev... you stormed CNPP... now we are homeress...

[ornate umbra]

Welcome to that hangar southwest of Yaniv

[swift dragon]

Skibidip

[red willow]

The same energy

[twin verge]

[split gazelle]

seek help (its well made though awesome job)

[haughty wraith]

neko07176 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[tender void]

Yall are the loser side of the bandits...

[wide vector]

(Leaked skif and strelock dialogue)Strelock ending cannon ending

[wide vector]

another moment of wisdom on:

[weak crest]

The West has fallen, billions must S.T.A.L.K.

[tardy portal]

Need Compass Cobson

[shy storm]

no no I'm sure we'll see clear sky in the limansk dlc

[willow ingot]

Doubt...💔

[urban hull]

Limansk will most likely have some small thing about Clear Sky

[split gazelle]

DEATH TO CLEAR SKY I HATE EM

[haughty wraith]

thewaffleofoz has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[violet void]

Screw the Monolith, all shall be in eternal union with the BALL!

[mint saffron]

The Holy Sphere

[jolly zephyr]

I was immediately reminded as soon as I saw this scene.

[glass parrot]

!warn @reef wadi offtop + no common decency

[haughty wraith]

brick8581 has been warned

Reason: offtop + no common decency

[tall jungle]

Kill the Strelok
Cast Strelok into fire

[wide vector]

Lore accurate scar fight

[shy storm]

stole from reddit

[tulip basin]

ding dong

[strange badger]

bro is fully bald by 25? mans has some problems

[shy storm]

that's just eastern european reality

[wintry ingot]

This kid found a loophole in S2 hardware requirements (developers hate him)

[wide vector]

They got me

[swift dragon]

choose now

[near crescent]

The same dreams at the Svoboda base

[wide vector]

The monolith drops a hot take on the C con podcast

[sly citrus]

"I will molotov your a## hole" XD

[humble stirrup]

god i need to know how yall do this, i will get devious

[wide vector]

Fake4d voice cloning the get thing I’ve ever found

[twin verge]

Lets see Strider smiling

[twin verge]

cursed

[sweet terrace]

Damn I look so happy here. Wish it could be real

[torn totem]

How tf are you making these and where do you source the monolith voice

[wide vector]

fake4d its a free voice software

[twilit leaf]

SVOBODAAAA

[split gazelle]

Freedom for Everyone

[dusky zinc]

Because Monolith can rely on a fairly steady stream of brainwashed dreamers
The Ward relies on people choosing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good.

Life is the true currency of the Zone, to hell with rubles and coupons

The Ward does not spend it lightly

[split gazelle]

F WARD THEY BOOTY CHEEKS
L SIRCAA
L WARD
GLORY TO FREEDOM

[dusky zinc]

The Ward negotiated the Treaty that guaranteed Freedom’s pride of place in the Zone

Rostok would still be Duty territory if not for Korshunov and his men

[tender hamlet]

We'd have taken Rostock eventually, the difference is how many duty poopoo-heads we'd have to shoot to get it. Ward are silly billies.

[jolly zephyr]

Strelok looks like a king with long hair

[thin bay]

nah, they did poor job, Duty was repurposed mixing cement

[dense falcon]

Bring it.

[haughty wraith]

froztedtips has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[twin verge]

Cursed

[twin verge]

MEGA CURSED

[maiden trench]

Loaf

[strange badger]

Stolen from reddit

[mint saffron]

it just need freedom radio bgm and it'll be perfect lmao

[maiden trench]

On it

[haughty wraith]

comrade_48 has been warned

Reason: rule 3

[slim apex]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-yes-liam-neeson-qui-gon-jinn-jedi-gif-4813427

[humble stirrup]

now make him o i i a i o o i i a i

[wide vector]

this is the best thing ive ever done.

[fleet current]

What program did you use to do this, this is great lol

[wide vector]

Viggle

[twin verge]

Strider's wrost nightmare

[sweet terrace]

Yeah that was my worst nightmare. ||Doing anything to stop him, only to end up helping him achieve his goals||

[fiery marten]

Real

[wide vector]

WARNING SOME WHAT LOUD/WERID LIGHTING. recorded live ai I was talking 2 was strelock on character ai, The context was I was doing some final rituals to end my first play through of the game for 100 precenting it. STALKER SHADOW OF LSD

[subtle lake]

Freedom Soldier POV:

[leaden fjord]

who wants the heart of beer

[azure phoenix]

mmmm beer

[visual wren]

mmmm beer

[ornate umbra]

Heart of Beeryl

[valid urchin]

mmmm piwo

[proper zenith]

mmmm beer

[sweet terrace]

mmmm piwo

[haughty wraith]

karvaj has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hazy glen]

mmmm beer

[visual wren]

mm beer

[torn isle]

piwo!

[nocturne tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252954611363483668/1338648079158476912/Snapchat-256877680.mp4?ex=67abd8ac&is=67aa872c&hm=08e555ddb748a3800cbd222f32494b58ddf8727c9a627e14b3b38148a85b9c2b&
:( ||embed fail||

[idle fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-fail-gif-8670027723805715741

[drowsy mist]

Final Stalker 2 boss

[sly citrus]

I F-ing hate it when I see this! (I play the game whit 10 fps)

[sweet terrace]

Imagine snorks T posing and quickly moving without any animation towards you while due to lags you can't even point gun properly at them and you are inside of claustrophobic dark area without a way to run away

[sly citrus]

I am just thanking it then 2 shotgun blast in to them when they are up close XD (I have all the legendary Artis)

[wide vector]

I’m so proud of your son

[zealous pollen]

Famous last words

[maiden trench]

since valentine is coming

[jolly zephyr]

Every time you went to the North you were just thinking about yourself!

[full ocean]

Literally my steam profile pic, had it for a few years

[willow pendant]

holy shit bro just dropped the hardest ever pic in the existence of man, i'd like to steal it. tho i feel like skif is more of a Timișoreana kinda guy

[wide vector]

Sidrovich guides

[dreamy trench]

This is under the cement factory?

[sly citrus]

Yes

[bronze nebula]

Does this such mod exist because I need it

[jolly zephyr]

since Valentine's day is coming

[wide vector]

https://tenor.com/view/i’ll-kidnap-a-thousand-children-before-i-let-this-company-die-monsters-inc-gif-8662005229351685281

[wary wave]

Ngl, detector on a stick would be so useful! Why didn't anyone think of that? Add a mechanical hand on the end of tbe stick and just grab the artifact without walking into anomly. They should put me as a scientist into the zone.

[nimble glen]

Use even more brain and just get Veles

[mint saffron]

if this was on Freedom base, the door would be jammed from the other side by the bloodsuckers 😂

[thick lantern]

that burer goes hard

[thin bay]

(repeating) only richter cards for valentine

[neat fjord]

We were talking shit last night about a patch

[barren geyser]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5ujHnAbN_1U?si=Jk72lMMQjztWZdAj

[haughty wraith]

nicolas.9954 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

silvineas has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

furianoah has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

th3nero has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[solar lagoon]

1984

[fringe otter]

idk if anyone did this yet

[ancient summit]

Let me join the valentines card trend

[wary wave]

Happy Valentines! ...or something? I'm staying in the zone anyways...

[burnt gust]

We... are... one. We have grown, but there is still much to be done. Many that live in darkness that must be shown the way. For it is the dawning of a new day.

Oh, sorry, wrong universe

[thick lantern]

this man... hit him with ♻️ anomaly

[jolly zephyr]

What was really going through my head (I hope this doesn't disappoint you 😄 ):
||As you go through life you'll see
There is so much that we
Don't understand
And the only thing we know
Is things don't always go
The way we planned
But you'll see everyday
That we'll never turn away
When it seems all your dreams come undone
We will stand by your side
Filled with hope and filled with pride||
We are more than we are
We are one

[urban gazelle]

🔥Les dejo un meme para aquellos afortunados en celebrar junto a sus waifus, elfas ricolinas, patronas para los mas dominados! 💖
🧉 No te sientas mal si te encuentras solo, La Zona siempre estara para vos! (igual ojala no te agarre un controlador desprevenido)

[night token]

English stalker memes?

[jolly zephyr]

Love has its own language

[rough geyser]

TRUE. Check status - true

[nocturne tapir]

Anybody got some real good Stalker photoshops, Ryan gosling or involving real people. I wanna give it a shot

[jaunty heart]

I feel like I got a lobotomy watching this

[maiden trench]

speaking of GTA

[sweet terrace]

The only way to explain it
🫲 time travel 🫱

[haughty wraith]

shitiz2042 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

xrpthestandard2025 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lime hinge]

got link to the video?
@violet void just to send it to a friend who doesnt use discord

[violet void]

Depends on what you're looking for. I have a link to the BALL trailer that I made with the help of Mozi, but I don't have a link for the file that I posted.

[pearl wolf]

[bronze nebula]

Kot

[white elm]

Pure skill

[peak sluice]

Banger

[twin verge]

I stole from Twitter

[odd silo]

емінем if he was a good rapper

[hazy glen]

tbh i thought that a dutyer posted this

[weak crest]

Monolith proganda to have thristy rookies walking into bloodsucker dens.

[wanton python]

What? No. I'm a fellow Freedomer. Totally! Walk into the bloodsucker nests. Especially if you're guarding the barrier. They love you guys. Totally won't kill you.

[mint saffron]

soo.. cough you are a Freedomer..? cough lets see how u can handle this joint! cough

[haughty wraith]

kacapina_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hazy glen]

bro got a warning on every channel 💀 (nevermind so many people got the same warning)

[sweet terrace]

Challenged Sidorovich for Tourist Delight eating contest. Died from Tourist Delight overdose

[hazy glen]

the best place

[sweet terrace]

I am sure that she is hot. Even Firemen couldn't put her out...
Rest in peace..

[barren geyser]

frog 🐸
https://youtu.be/5uudouA5Y_U?si=fd4bSkviKMdeno1u

[wide vector]

It getting slowly more realistic as it goes on is actually kind of disturbing😂

[ember geyser]

How it feels to only spray 30 shotgun shells into a chimera instead of 40:

[thin bay]

for this add also need to add, psychologist, psychiatrist, call line numbers and some slogans, get well, there is help. add some strider photo

[urban heart]

The path has ended human idikamne.

[warped falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[twin verge]

Now go to Faust and say "I'm your simp now"

[azure badge]

Manoolit
Booterbrod

[obtuse tiger]

Translation needed this is 11/10

[median roost]

"Give me a sandwich with butter"

And something about bread in the end

[jolly zephyr]

K**va, I got the bread "dorblue"

[queen hedge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/H7XEEjbUzEQ?si=eLnpFanpTmV8Rx8o

[swift dragon]

This traumatized me as a child...

[daring dagger]

🪈

[median roost]

Why

[willow ingot]

I mean
It is stalker related
It was the promo for SoC
Chornobyl mutants or something

[median roost]

I dunno what that was tbh

Not sure it should be here

[twin verge]

Normal day in Turkish High School

[bronze nebula]

Yeah, that was that old promo thing for soc lol

[azure phoenix]

It needs to be a stalker meme, case closed

[jolly zephyr]

As soon as you turn off Stalker 2, Strelok starts complaining to Skif about the lack of sleep in SoC and about Kaimanov's behavior.

[fringe otter]

i wonder what that song is (i know what it is)

[twin verge]

As a Turkish, I laff

[willow ingot]

@fossil solstice

[daring dagger]

THAT IS NOT SKIF

[urban heart]

I knew it!

[wide vector]

Bro look like Calvin from sons of the forest on that beach lol

[bronze nebula]

can't get this image out of my head, now that you mentioned it
Also it's Kelvin

[swift dragon]

Skif is bald

[glass cedar]

thats the chad

[visual wren]

Bruh he looks like star

[grand junco]

Skif post turkish plastic surgery

[wintry ingot]

Turkish hairlines

[wanton python]

Brainstorcher

[odd silo]

🍻 🪈 🎶

[jolly zephyr]

The secret fifth finale

[normal agate]

I may be blind but it is you who cannot see !

[weak crest]

Anyone have the bandit dancing to murder on mind meme?

[fringe otter]

gotchu

[clever cloak]

Bro gets his info from Scar and Faust

[sweet terrace]

pov: the second semester begins

[jolly prism]

[wanton python]

Oooo mynah-lith

[shy storm]

bro I was so pissed I had to fight faust again just because I am too gullible

[true grotto]

[subtle lake]

Kolibri replikas and Controllers alliance

[atomic python]

I remember sending this to a friend, and just found it again dose anyone know the name of the song used? I can't seem to find it

[bronze nebula]

Lumen - Три Пути

[jolly zephyr]

However, Strelok is the most beautiful

[shy storm]

Ех ностальгія, так любив колись, шкода вони прогнулися ((

[hoary island]

так? не чув давно про них... а ще співали про поганий уряд та свавілля...

[bronze nebula]

У 2014 році вони скасували шоу, дізнавшись, що місце проведення концерту жертвувало гроші Азову.

[shy storm]

ну вони не Zігують але в них там не все однозначно і там бамбас дамбілі і тд, коротше по суті підтримка

[urban heart]

New stalker dlc teaser just dropped!

[hoary island]

і навіть не виїхали щоб співати про поганий уряд подалі від нього?

[bronze nebula]

Це обговорення, мабуть, варто провести десь в іншому місці.

[real perch]

Hehehe

[urban heart]

Hehe glad ya like it

[twin verge]

Nightmare

[urban heart]

Funny

[wanton python]

Brainstorcher in effect

[bright turtle]

peak

[urban heart]

Stalker gaming

[sacred pendant]

The stalker dude

[fringe otter]

being turned into a storch is the worst thing that can happen to a stalker

[old storm]

Hopefully this isn't considered off-topic

[sweet terrace]

No. That's quality content here, unfortunately it is an repost

[shadow ingot]

oh hey thats my edit, happy to see people actually liking it

[atomic python]

It's awesome 👍

[urban heart]

Cough…cough…cough

[sleek cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/black-african-american-poc-person-of-color-people-of-color-gif-17334000

[grand junco]

???

[odd silo]

Let The Zone be damned, this STALKER can sing!

[true cloak]

anyone got that rookie stalker but his suit is a box pic/video?
nvm found it

[nocturne tapir]

Oh shit that's the guy

[azure phoenix]

Share it with the rest of us

[median roost]

Seems like a new video be cooking

[oak cipher]

what is the song name?

[vagrant fern]

"А для вас я никто"

[quasi ember]

Marked One would be proud
(there are LITERALLY a thousand and seven cans)

[flat wind]

Both are too scared to enter the Zone proper.

[brisk niche]

post it kyodai

[true cloak]

anyways, anyone got Faust wojak pointing? i dunno if i've seen that before or if its just my imagination. if not then i'll make it

[full ocean]

Least zesty monolithian

[twilit leaf]

Marked one! What the hell?

[jaunty heart]

may the monolith have mercy for the sin im about to commit

[weak crest]

Holy!

[bronze nebula]

[true grotto]

I love how Freedom music perfectly fits here

[tender root]

Exosuit is op. Yall re just too lazy

[fiery marten]

Bratan check your role. The worse the armour the more peak it is

[azure phoenix]

Clearly the box is the superior armor because it absorbs 100% of the damage, we don't talk about it's durability

[swift dragon]

💀

[normal agate]

Nostalgia...

[upbeat flicker]

Morrowboomers posting their 20-polygon screenshots like

[drowsy inlet]

The destruction of clear sky base affected them too much 🗣🙏

[clever cloak]

❤️

[violet void]

What did you say?

[swift dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/artyom-metro-metro2033-metroexodus-metrolastlight-gif-7001652157317868280

[jaunty heart]

you heard me.

[weak crest]

Your soul will suffer for posting this

[empty forge]

Yes😩

[distant galleon]

[wide vector]

I’m so happy at what I started 😂

[humble stirrup]

i need more of this

[late thunder]

Nobody told them about UETools?

[hoary island]

this console can't even do all dev commands

[storm hound]

arma reforger?

[shadow kernel]

Yea

[livid stream]

Based

[narrow pollen]

oh ja sehr gut

[tender root]

Let em take it. What're they gonna do?

[visual wren]

Mmm pączek

[sly citrus]

Hmmm. Fánk

[haughty wraith]

cuh123 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

cyskr has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[south marsh]

First death of second run was a trade 😭

[weak crest]

all remakes are bittersweet

[lusty mortar]

Bro done got clusterbomb dropped on him

[haughty wraith]

lklutzl has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

emvit_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hazy glen]

mat_fullbright 1

[urban gazelle]

▶️ If you want to laugh, you are invited

👉 Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdpo-8AjVB4

[late thunder]

Bandit Rap

[tender root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339401571748151307/1247982424038576128/1DE16095-483D-4665-BA1D-C860C847E20C.mov?ex=67c54df4&is=67c3fc74&hm=dd683154472044c9f38324eedc89400b61bd2a87e30057f6b9f20695753bd2e8&

[tender root]

I regret nothing.... btches be mad cuz im on TOP OF THIS GAINZZZ

[haughty wraith]

_5373_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nocturne tapir]

...huuuuHHH!?

[ancient summit]

Pfp anyone

[visual wren]

Yes

[hazy glen]

Beautiful (wait is that me)

[azure phoenix]

Amazing

[ancient summit]

Lookin bonita as ever

[jolly zephyr]

I think it's psychologically easier for men to lose their hair now because we have Strelok.

[sweet terrace]

I wish for Sidorovich to go to hell

[haughty wraith]

michalizor has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[tender root]

Ooo monolita

[haughty wraith]

jouly has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[olive jewel]

Took a screenshot by mistake and it reminded me to this meme.

[cerulean anchor]

Does anyone have the sped up clip of Scar’s dramatic story where he flails around? If so, please send it to me

[bronze nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

[ember geyser]

I wish for one more grape swisher

[sweet terrace]

I feel pain of the guy at 0:26

[jaunty heart]

is this... hard bullet? actually cant tell

[chrome yew]

secret ending in stalker 2

[daring dagger]

♻️

[unborn aspen]

That was og stalker (trust)

[solar lagoon]

every time my memes from 5+ years ago get reposted it feels like a 12 gauge shotgun blast to my face

[primal osprey]

LOL

[rocky ermine]

Rip konon 🕯️

[split moth]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?

[terse stratus]

I have made something truly beautiful...

[sly citrus]

@moderators!

[limber wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-cringe-dies-of-cringe-stalker-cringe-stalker-dies-of-cringe-gif-12567984544418047021

[azure phoenix]

Thank you but next time please individually ping helpers/mods so we do get notified

[haughty wraith]

venom_shake. has been warned

Reason: rule 3

[jolly zephyr]

I received a very nice video. I'm sharing with you, enjoy.
||Full quality: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zUZdN2FS7GZZYWAJUD_eSbseb3TLfLI6/view?usp=drive_link ||

[daring dagger]

Remember when you cant aim in cs….remember you can glitch sid in the bunker while ur be teleported…remember that Bandit radio didnt exist in soc but in cs…remember when controller in soc is useless…remember when hunger exist in cop

[nocturne tapir]

I mean, you can still play old games? I played F:NV and Oblivion for 2 years because those were the only games I had at the time.
Nothing stopping you from playing the games you like

[glass parrot]

!warn 272109909850587136 nice sentiment, however, offtop

[haughty wraith]

chris0294 has been warned

Reason: nice sentiment, however, offtop

[olive jewel]

new anomaly?

[twin verge]

So...

You're the one who released Skif's bald head...

[humble stirrup]

Im scared of what he will do to me

[swift dragon]

Give me all your rubles now, buddyyyyyy

[wintry ingot]

Happy 8th of March ladies!

[mighty mortar]

What a awesome textures from S2. Pardon for interrupting, but where did you get those?

[humble stirrup]

I forgot the name of the mod but its some graphic enhancement for Clear sky. Its on Moddb and very recent

[hazy glen]

its "Sky Renewal Mod" on moddb

[unborn aspen]

This is the most duty thing ever

[dull scaffold]

Try my solution

[visual wren]

It was literally a gun in first two metro games, just a shotgun with 4 barrels

[nocturne tapir]

The bi-gun
still figuring itself out

[idle fulcrum]

Value anti-cheat

[azure phoenix]

!warn @full ocean offtopic meme

[haughty wraith]

500rads has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[sweet terrace]

Give this man some food. He hasn't eaten in a long time

[proper zenith]

I thought Cardan would drink the vodka, not use it

[unborn aspen]

Cardans final form

[haughty wraith]

fbl7546 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[jolly zephyr]

A crazy teleport...

[rustic anchor]

Get out of here sdalger

[livid stream]

I literally cannot escape this meme

[sly citrus]

This is a legendary JD XD

[willow ingot]

Isn't that just the ashot from metro lmao

[proud kraken]

Im stealing the meme what are you gonna do about it
(Its like soo totally mine the dude above me copied it its sooo fr fr mine)
Stop doing the ♻️ its my meme totally i didnt steal it!!!!

[haughty wraith]

_serjojo has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

oleksa27 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hazy glen]

(credit to my friend fox464 who made it)

[vestal shuttle]

anyone got a translation cause it seems really funny

[fiery marten]

"How many people live here"
"Me and my mom"
"2"
"And my dad"
"3"
"Died"
"2. you wasted my time!"

[vestal shuttle]

HAHAHA thank you

[kindred orchid]

In HoC I did come across two loners at a bus stop where one said he was going to text the Ward to see if he could join, and his buddy goes "Why don't you text a girl instead man?"

[weak crest]

Why does scar have chad jaw?

[bitter tinsel]

What do you mean? Thats him dude

[hollow zenith]

Scar looks like that in clear sky idk what you mean

[late thunder]

Monty Python meets STALKER (Duty's Finely Trained Suicide Squad):

[peak sluice]

Good argument. Anyway get repost your self strelok

[azure phoenix]

Stalker fans when they have to actually play the games

[nocturne tapir]

I thought about this, besides movement speed being slower and larger map size, maybe it's a placebo bc no loading screens on level change?

[jaunty heart]

as long as Skif has 581 energy drinks up his ass with like 2 sausages he'll be fine

[bronze nebula]

Strelok looking mad fine in that second image tho

[obsidian schooner]

whats the second newest stalker before STALKER 2?

[cerulean anchor]

Call of Pripyat

[jaunty heart]

bro hired stalkers

[unborn aspen]

Close enough

[humble stirrup]

Erm, brother what is that

[haughty wraith]

.slimestar has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fringe otter]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-fist-pump-when-jam-comes-on-gif-11693652 aw come on

[sly citrus]

Music name?

[violet void]

The Unsleeping — ПРИПУСТИМ

[bronze nebula]

[hardy robin]

[nocturne tapir]

How do I get my game to look like that?
Two hours to go bro, happens 💀

[mint saffron]

music name?

[normal agate]

Don't know the exact song but itq a song from mochlat doma

[normal agate]

Idk maybe set it to 4k res and use dev tools to take screenshots

[haughty wraith]

racing5566 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[proper zenith]

Молчат дома-Тоска (although it's a slowed version)

[mint saffron]

thanks

[azure phoenix]

Pretty sure all of those were pre renders or something by gsc

[nocturne tapir]

Ah damn
Spasibo, droog

[glass parrot]

!warn 1230151701961375756 offtop\

[haughty wraith]

strelok05328 has been warned

Reason: offtop\

[wide vector]

Wolf crush is snork he must not return

[azure phoenix]

!warn @pine steppe offtopic meme

[haughty wraith]

kerrskelin1945 has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme

[fallen vale]

at the end of every run, in the same room. (pov: gauss rifle to the face)

[visual wren]

The vicious one tap

[tardy portal]

thas me

[humble stirrup]

PLEASE MAKE MORE I WILL LITERALLY SEND YOU BLOODSUCKER FEET PICS IF YOU MAKE MORE

[subtle lake]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[tardy portal]

as the person who made it, maybe

[queen dock]

didn't make this, I found it and reposted it here

[vapid grotto]

you couldve gotten free bloodsucker feet pics

[humble stirrup]

Too bad for him

[clever cloak]

Someone emote pls

[cerulean anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1057025519838826566/kid_turns_red_and_dies.mp4?ex=67d533fa&is=67d3e27a&hm=6fbb994227cbed1f808a65f4d058a2056b5c81c022f3fcdcf802616446136c9b&

[hard dew]

so men

[zenith oyster]

Meme comic

[fringe otter]

where do people even get that scream

[maiden frost]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V7M9rZoycHM?feature=share
When the stalker discord goes wild

[violet void]

🐿️ 🐿️ 🐿️

[haughty wraith]

der_adler_02 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[still horizon]

Ong send me these edits to my dms pls they are so good

[normal agate]

🐸

[quasi ember]

(not mine video)

[humble stirrup]

the flag falling making the metal noise is lowkey the funniest part for me idk why

[daring epoch]

gunslinger moment

[haughty wraith]

intimiderp has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dapper spire]

i need the 500 granata as a seperate clip i love it

[azure phoenix]

Where is Master

[weak crest]

My favorite yapper

[tender hamlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656609693912793100/1324788259783708732/VideoMeme18115603012025.mp4?ex=67d7aff6&is=67d65e76&hm=c7ceeb35ece89d719e04f1afe5a0beba8ed52c0c3456474433a9a11d72863db2&

NOOO NOT THE EMBED FAIL

[visual wren]

shame this funky boi didint make it to the game

[static dune]

what would you call this?

[hidden marsh]

Flustercluck 2.0?

[real perch]

this is a war crime

[haughty wraith]

alvaroabc has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[idle void]

This

[proper zenith]

How does one achieve such build

[cerulean anchor]

Ward: World domination
Spark: World domination
Strelok: Terrorism.

[weak crest]

Strelok is literally Teddy K

[lean fable]

Pepe on his own adventure in the zone

[split gazelle]

my BF3 anti sniper loadout

[weak crest]

Most people dont know this but streloks face was modeled off of a baikal seal

[normal agate]

[neat basalt]

I'd call that....
The reason I'm getting plastered to walls by monolithians with shotguns, who I can neither hear nor see. But hey, accuracy counts in the zone

[idle void]

Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!

The World fears The Zones expansion. Join Duty and save the innocent.

Stalker, protect the world from The Zone. Join Duty.

[idle void]

This should be a freedom soldier instead

[pine steppe]

I can confirm I have my boy who is also my toy

[vapid grotto]

the instant I saw the title on a rock, I immideatly knew it was a part 2 into

[bronze nebula]

Damn I saw a comment getting deleted in real time

[peak sluice]

Actually... yea why not

[idle void]

Oh god damn it

[swift dragon]

[idle void]

How about we disrespect Dooty soldier now?

[tired pewter]

this is where the patch went from good, to legend 😌

[peak sluice]

Yep

[split gazelle]

you people need help

[median roost]

Marked One, what a hell

[visual wren]

I see it one more time im crashing out

[humble stirrup]

alright fine lets make this with every faction

[bold cloud]

Do you have the same video but with mercenaries?

[swift dragon]

oh no

[bold cloud]

[bronze nebula]

Might as well make one for every faction now

[humble stirrup]

I will help anyone interested to earn 50k roubles from the artifact market but you will pay me 15% of your profit when you recieve it. NOTE only interested stalkers should apply, drop a PDA message let's get started by asking (HOW)

[mint palm]

sidorovich 2

[slender lava]

eletric anomalu?

[idle void]

Sharkorovich Tank

[humble stirrup]

(For clarification some scammer guy or whatever posted a message like this that was deleted and i just repeated what he said but stalker)

[vapid grotto]

So youre telling me I theres a way to sell srtifact without it losing 75% of its value when selling to traders???

[tawny lintel]

my game crash

[silent stone]

intended

[sly citrus]

I almost called the moderators! XD

[rocky ermine]

stalker 3

[peak sluice]

This one is cursed 💀 (P.S. can't find AI merc voice so i used duty soldier voice again)

[idle void]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 3 :Streets of Los-Zatons

[bold cloud]

it's okay

[cerulean anchor]

this meme is going to kill me.

[sharp condor]

I lost 75% of my braincells watching this

[haughty wraith]

pic_fl1ck has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone lily]

This will be Stalker in 2014

[idle void]

IPSF soldier?

[solar lagoon]

My ultimate fantasy is to be Brick the Bread man

Brick the Bread man is who I aspire to be in life. Ever since i started STALKER, and before STALKER 2 came out I’ve always dreamed of being a food vendor for Freedom. I had an OC who would kick out the former bar man in SoC and turn that dingy shack into the most luxurious bar in the zone, making zone cocktails out of artifacts

I crave and yearn to wake up early in the morning before everyone else wakes up. I want to prepare the dough, mix the flour with the eggs, knead it while the golden sunlight pours into my workspace, and score the bread so beautifully before I put it in the oven

I would kill to see a line, a line to see me, a line to taste what I have to offer. Smiling faces as i hand them fresh baked loaves knowing that throughout all the pain and misery and suffering the zone brings I am making their day just that much better.

I yearn to have rushes and to quickly supply order after order, to bring happiness and joy to the zone bread loaf at a time. It would feel like magic. I wouldn’t care I’m basically propaganda for freedom, my want to nourish and bring happiness to the zone outweighs reservations I would have

and after a long days work I eat a slice of bread with some butter I saved for me and I clean up shop, before heading to bed to get ready for another amazing day at the bakery.

This is literally the idea male fantasy i cant stop thinking about it. I fear I have an issue

[cerulean anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[haughty wraith]

santiagowesley12 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sly citrus]

Come to us!

[cerulean anchor]

Korshunov insuring that there really are more scanners in the zone than f$&@ing STALKERs!

[humble stirrup]

not mine but very real (u/Soviet2651)

[haughty wraith]

meckano0 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

dirtynerox has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[real vale]

RAMPAGE

[bronze nebula]

Я б одружився з ним негайно

[stiff anvil]

A man defending his country

[haughty wraith]

dthchm_marci has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[late thunder]

A stalker's response to a critique of the "pistol spinning animation" in Clear Sky (from 2008):

[split gazelle]

sick asf mask dude

[hot kestrel]

Please don't send video like that

[sly citrus]

[spice flare]

Wait, what was wrong with it exactly?

[hot kestrel]

music

[violet void]

Anybody have mogsky meme?

[haughty yarrow]

??? What was wrong with the music?

[vapid grotto]

im curious as to know what the song name is

[violet void]

Hey STALKERS
@winged laurel and I have been arguing who is better, Scar or Korshunov. Everybody knows Scar is better but Mozi won't listen. Mozi made his own edit of Korshunov and I have made mine on Scar. I am asking you guys to finally end this argument by telling us which one is better.

Please vote with the following reactions:
Scar -
Korshunov -

There are some spoilers of endings if you are worried

[twilit leaf]

Scar may be delusional, but his worldview at least changes humanity for the better, I’d argue. While Korshunov is just stupid and doesn’t realize he’s getting used hardcore.

[terse stratus]

THIEVES RULE AND WARDENS DROOL

[cerulean anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1347073384189530144/Scarpilled.mov?ex=67deee9a&is=67dd9d1a&hm=0e6fb2fcc4f7673df6e3c57041e939781fc9badb17f648cf1e30fe192f80ff60&

Korshunov has aura. But Scar has schizo cult leader charisma, and that’s unbeatable!

[nocturne tapir]

Scar convinced me my first playthrough, I believe in his heart; but The Zone doesn't care.
R.i.p.

[daring osprey]

Two faces of the same sh*tty coin. Both think they know what's best and are willing to do anything to enforce it.

[median roost]

Literally. But at least Scar's chad

[azure phoenix]

Scar literally uses you to make the zone even worse and kills you off basically while using a fake personality

[grand junco]

i picked strelok so i could commit acts of terrorism

[jolly zephyr]

Strelok is the best. And for him, these types are enemies. Kill them

[hot kestrel]

Russian music with appropriate context about this country

[winged laurel]

More proof people didn't play Ward or they just cope

[molten kindle]

Sigma Scar

[tender hamlet]

Scar on the Ukrainian rubbing is just mental, Korshunov can't compete

[fiery marten]

I love his UA VA so much

[kindred orchid]

Yeah he goes hard

[twin verge]

He goes full mental in game bruh

[full ocean]

There's a reason like 90% of the community call Ward's ending "the bad ending"

[sly citrus]

We need a dont cry little monster meme!

[winged laurel]

This is just wrong though - objectively it is a much better ending than Spark. And I would argue it's better than Strelok too even, but just my opinion.

[torn isle]

i thaugh dis was the memes channel...

[idle void]

Ok honestly, Korshunov is one of my favourite characters in this game, but Scar is just original, he's an og

[severe drift]

[haughty yarrow]

I'm not really sure what was Russian about the music, it was just a bunch of goofy inventions all strung together to make a song. But I guess you'd know better than me.

[violet void]

They didn't play ward for a reason

[queen pike]

People keep saying things like Korshunov being all cool and badass but every time he speaks I just see this in my mind

[true yarrow]

And you:

[warped hatch]

His head looks like a chicken egg, what else to say?

[split gazelle]

Whiney bald mf

glory to a Free zone

[cerulean anchor]

“Ward” “Duty”

What is it with stalkers and boot licking? My brother in Christ.

You went to the zone to be free

[daring solstice]

I haven't played all trilogy games so idk if they were a thing before but ever since I saw them for the first time, I knew I would dislike these mfs

[fringe otter]

scar is doing this cause of a mission in his head planted by the now dead C-Con
korshunov is doing this cause hes a puppet that cant really see it

its better to be free rather than a puppet, so im voting scar

[cerulean anchor]

Nah. Ward are new. Military existed in the zone, but they were just regular army and boarder patrol.
They also got regularly trounced by everyone, to the point that none of the factions took them seriously