#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Хапати??🤙
"We have disabled faction change"
It's ok! We lose in glory!
GSC CEO slander
Eugene is the right leader to take over the reigns.
HERE WE GO :---D
I made this earlier this year, posted here before but I post again for the quest! 
Шрам в ІСКРІ, а не в чистому небі
MFW the rookie who hired me to escort him for 3k roubles and bottle of vodka steps into a vortex
should have never given him my AK...
sir we need the think meme but as a freedom ty ❤️
meme stolen from me, haha go figure bandit stealing stuff
#🤨┃stalker_memes message
Meme challenge accepted!!
Also, I am allowed to repost my own memes hehe, no recycle
🥲
in my basement
я не знаю, чи можна чужі меми використовувати на івенті, це відео створив шивчук для одного зі свого відео
This'll do
my 3yr old meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qlqgMxAtA4
Після анонсу Псі Оленя
Does this count
🙏🪨
🇺🇦 Присвячено останнім проблемам у вовка
🇬🇧 Dedicated to the latest problems in wolf research
Credits to @teal dove
Don't forget the "wolf disappearance incident"
♂️
All other previously uploaded similar ones to this were stolen. This is the original one.
Mine originally came before #🤨┃stalker_memes message
BANDIT RULES!! 

A stalker has climbed up a tree, while a bloodsucker stands beneath, trying to reach him.
Stalker: -Plan A, Climb the tree.
Bloodsucker: -Plan B, I'll climb too.
Healthiest meal in the zone
Average stalker moment
🇺🇦 : Дівчата: Хлопчики не вміють чекати
Хлопці:
Me fr 😭
Exactly Tommy.. Exactly.. (edit, lmao I just realized he knew exactly what I was trying to do lmao snapping is the normal way to do the trick) 💀
🇺🇦: Я, закриваючи двері, щоб ніхто не турбувавав мене 20-ого листопажа
"amoeba is good, amoeba will share"
Thanks, I hate it
Where did nikolai go 
♻️
I cooked this one up for my brothers in monolith. Praise Monolith 
[Shadows of Chornobyl on crack: True ending]
Мечіний: «Гей, старий, ти бачив Стрeлок?»
Доктор: «Ти довбаний ідіот! Ти Стрeлок!!!»
Стрeлок: «Спасибі, брате!» kills himself
CoP multiplayer leads to meme worthy moments
Коли Мічений скупив у Сідоровича всю тушонку і ковбасу
current #sircaa-missions message be like
Stolen from the internet somewhere.
Original
12 years....
😂
Another version
Naked girls gets 500 likes in an hour
Let's see how many this cute old man will get
Like if you played Stalker ❤️
When
asked to make some memes 
||"Reply of the Stalker Community" - 13.11.2024||
remember what i said about making a bootleg? 
Congratulations on becoming a helper 
Edit:UCP stands for Universal Camouflage Pattern and is the worst camouflage ever designed and adopted by an army.Thankfully the US adopted a better camo
S-Sixty ...two? It can't be...
I'm good. What's up?
Сталкер 2 все ж буде доступний в стімі на території (необьятной) але є нюанс
Мод мейкери, пробуджуйтесь від вічного сну, у нас є купа робота...
it could have been you and me, but you don't take measurements
Mfw emmision happen 🗣️
started as a shitpost, now i kind of want this poster myself ;D
Also thanks to all the freedomers helping me out with the Ukrainian text!
OG
6 days left
Inscription on the package - "Give meaning to the life to the miserable"
6 days to Paris
||
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Sorry @maiden frost , I need to borrow your Tearlings 
saved this meme, for better times.
Mwaaaaaaaaahhhh!
bro WHO added the wish granter to pripyat google maps ahahahahaha I never noticed
♟️
How quickly time passes
Stalker event got me like:
Original
Metal gear brain rot? in my zone? It’s more likely than you think…
1mb/s
UA чат в діскорді ))
[Shadows of Chornobyl on crack: Fat Scammer]
Sidorovich : "Мічений, як ти живий?!"
Marked one: "Я їм!"
Sidorovich: "Мічений, у вас немає руки!"
Marked one: eats canned food grows back arm
Sidorovich: "МІЧЕНИЙ?! ЩО В БІСА!!!"
Come on, it's not serious

Only OG trilogy stalkers will know
Whose cat also loves Shadow of Chornobyl? 
Завуальований чи скорочений мат - також мат
🇺🇦 Випадковий Сталкер просто намагається розслабитися на заводі «Росток»
Звичайний день @soft mirage :
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ARG in the process of solving it
My expectation for Strelok and Scar in Stalker 2:
Strelok: "О, це ти."
Scar: "Пройшли роки, Стрілок."
Strelok: "Відійди, або я дам тобі кулю в обличчя."
Scar: "Ні, якщо я зроблю це першим, хворий на амнезію."
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 is more welcome and looked forward to than the New Years Eve! 🥳 
P.S. Made with Microsoft Paint and somehow manage to miss that the logo says chErnobyl, not chOrnobyl.. idk why the site where i got the logo from haves wrong name written like that, and how i managed to miss it while i was making this the whole time. My bad..
Now that's a meme worth seeing
Global thing ig?
Why is Obama white
Me: praying for Wolf to give me at least some good loot
Wolf:
Stalker isnt survival game 
Sidorovich is favourite waifu
- Herman, I need an anabiotic for a emission
- Ok, what do you give me instead?
- Pseudodog hole
- Hahahahahhahah. - Pause - Show me


Gamer girl gets sent to the zone and dies
canon
Quadrobars?

- I heard the Klondike artifacts in Prypiat under the ferris wheel.
- I'm 42 years old, I'm not a fool.
sussy soyentist
From 2010 in Grigorovich we trust!
ayo
Someone repost "Stalker just a week away" please : )

Original
all credit goes to @ember jasper I just edited the boykisser patch he made for this post: #🤨┃stalker_memes message :) if you want me to delete it please tell me (the image is low quality because I enlarged it to put as my profile picture).
Fun fact: First time i wore this one, its not even weathered
Omg
Cat
Classic
SOME SOUNDS DIDNT WORK WTH
React monolith if you're a devoted monolithian like me. 
@soft mirage дивиться всі меми чату:
Hanging out in Pripyat
almost 5 days left.
, sounds familiar, doesn't it?
bro should join the Freedom
i was gonna make a banger meme but i ran out of time and anomalies spawned on it, cant have shit in the zone
After chilling around the campfire in our Loner land, I just couldn't get this out of my head, so here it is.
Credit on video goes to FatFighter where ever he may be, I merely added subs on it to represent the events.
Вільний сталкер коли він зустрічає сталкера з найкращої фракції (Вільні сталкери, кста):
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ WE AIN'T MAKIN' IT OUT OF BRAIN SCORCHER WITH THIS ONE
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 3
I don't understand the job... 🥲
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Finally, the perfect parody patch for the Monolith.
🗣️ 🗣️
Made this out of boredom
Nicely done bud!!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R But It Actually Came Out in 2007
SIRRCA Mission Experience
I feel so betrayed he didn’t lean in and go “Cyyyka”
ATTENTION ALL STALKERS!
Help Spark on its triumphant journey of absolutely destroying Duty 
#🤨┃stalker_memes message
All reactions will go towards the noble effort of making duty miserable 
Yo monolith come get your boy
[Shadows of Chornobyl on crack: Marked One meets Strelok]
Marked One: "СТРЕЛОК!!! Я прийшов, щоб знищити твою дупу!!!"
Strelok: "Cпробуй мене, сука!"
Marked One: fires АКS-74/2u
Strelok: casually deflects bullet "Лмао, проблема з навичками, дурне."
he stabs him

What Strelok actually wished for from Wish Granter.
Monolith from Wish
Remade the garbage meme I made
me after joining monolith despite knowing their lore @devout prairie also please post a volume warning on the meme above because jesus christ it's loud
Guys, lets do it
I hope this will be in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
Old, but good. 
Look
Freedom Checkpoint
Me looking at the new system req's knowing damn well i aint getting 60 fps on any setting
found on reddit
that my meme 
radioactive rat maybe and liquidators just doing their job lol
https://youtu.be/mwOdLS50C-M?si=DiwxwswEmxX3px6o
epic embed fail 🙂↕️
🥲

no way

From my reels
Ну якщо вважати снорків квадроберами, тоді все так)))
(It is the newest meme)
What is the original music from the devil dealer
Another one
Це прикол?
quality meme
He was whisked away...
by the Shadow Monolith Money Gang
Buying a Gauss rifle for 800 ru

Duty x Clear sky better maybe
View on zone & what do with it in Freedom is closer to Clear Sky. But in case of bandits/renegades - yeah, both choose violence
But good old 😄
@oak torrent AIN'T MAKIN' IT OUT OF CNPP WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
if stalker had been made when this 4 wall break stuff got popular in video games, they probably would actually do this
I have no forgiveness💀
No ora-ora, got it.
Made in heaven indeed
@jaunty furnace just for you:
damn.
Коли вже втомився від цих загадок
When you already tired of these riddles
"VITYAAA"
I'm sorry... 
Man you made a meme with me and didnt even tag me 💀
He’s just using you for content smh
pisk na 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
можна сходити доки качаються ті кляті 160гб 
This Stalker really loves his milk

As I understand it, he finally found that sign from the bandit’s joke about 3 paths. He took the wrong road to look for anomalies...
Imagine furries having to kill blind dogs
Sure, I'll do it with a big pleasure :3
tipo lietuvis
that isnt me dw
hmmm, I'm not too sure...
so like, am i gonna be able to play the game at all? lol

Gotta get rid of the competition
Literally
Me: watching the Netflix fight such a disappointment 
Their yapping is worse than your mothers
@oblique stream awesome take on my poster!
You do know that the titans lost in the end right? 
But first they almost destroy all humanity and change all the world forever
The madness combat animator on a stalker server, what a coincidence
Me when recommended specs
Ще трішки залишилось...
Hush... You'll summon the ATF here
hehe, classic
ENG
And today is the 100th anniversary of Ukrainian radio.
UA
І сьогодні відзначається 100 років українському радіо.

he is chilling in campfire
me with rx 580 
Like ants when their line is destroyed, they just keep trying 
Wolf coming back from the dead just to moderate language 🧟
the tree 
Im best machine gunner man alive
Someone's stuck in 2011 and hasn't heard about the barrier
CoM?
Call of the zone
when you went on radar without psi protection
same bro lol
duty playing poker
(they can't play, they must trow rok at anomaly)

Explain yourself @night barn
Okay, I can explain
It all starts with your mother and it ends with a "Deez nuts" joke 
bandits on nov 20 when they click "install" on steam

WE NEED BIGGER GUNS!
hehe... nut...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fiHCyuxzrW8

Asking the most important questions
this is what half of monolithians see
M16 and m203 🤤
why there's ant man in the zone
yo freedom, come get ya boy #🎲the_zone message , can't let them roam outside your base like that

made this from a stupid thought
😦
Oh my got
Bethesda is gonna piss their pants in excitement when they see those guns
Rip PC



Me during my first playthrough of S2
The cookie knows
it’s not a stalker meme
Me: Can we have S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2?
Mom: We have S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 at home
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 at home:
What happened on April 26, 1986 in Chornobyl
Kruglov: "It's too dangerous outside, you go first."
Also Kruglov 5 seconds later:
Me counting every second in my mind until S2 release 
Richter is such a baby boy... 
Коли запитуєш GSC щодо кількості кінцівок в С2:
LETS GOOOOOO 

Bandits are on the way to steal all Tearlings from the Loners:
ipsf missing
what the green factions are about to see as soon as Mol1t opens the Choose Faction channel:
sigma?
TOTALLY LEGIT NOT FAKE STALKER 2 POSSIBLE ANNOUNCEMENT ON REPAIRING WEAPONS WITH CANNED FOOD
My meme! ❤️🥹
25,6% chance of winning is wild
:^]
wolf right now:
oh here+
The real prize is the memories we made along the way…. 🚬
How I feel right now...
Hit em with the Stalk Tuah

The ah 5am vibes
freedom vibe*
Матюки в мемах заборонені
love those boots
Love the floor woods
Love the light reflection on the floor
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-gif-6846341429631022830
im gonna get epic embed failed now :(
WAIT THERES A TWO HOUR SLOWMODE??
this is so sad
its okay I have snacks 


At last, you all understand but I'm still gonna say, this channel is for sharing stalker memes, do not talk here.
everything gonna be so jolly soon
Reason: Bad word usage
stalker cheaper than call of duty
Also Call Of Duty been already out for almost a month xd
Pls don't talk here
sry if its a repost i found it on another server
Stalker 2: Half of Chornobyl
My attempts to remove the purple were unsuccessful
2 days
2 days guys
What do you think fellas?
Що думаєте?
⚡️Вихід Stalker 2 переноситься через відключення електрики в Україні
«Я сьогодні оновлював BIOS і в мене вимкнули світло. І тупо всі файли Сталкер 2 зтерлись ! Ну нічого, почекаєте ще 10 років, вам не звикати», — сказав засновник компанії GSC Game World українець Сергій Григорович
it's just the effects of the radiation don't worry
mini stlkr looking for habar
Yo, skibbidi sigma's! It's my birthday today, and GSC is hosting them giveaways, so here's a meme for ya. Enjoy!
2 days
Reason: Bad word usage
Did you know Strelok is actually him?
Хлопці, в мене снорк вже третій день не їсть... Може захворів?
Може, ти до ветеринара його водив?
мало
Років, чи %?)
real
i asked for that :D (you fell down my reply hole)
is that male07
Bro put me from level 3 straight to 7 💀
yes
hes into you for sure
Turned up the brightness. The aura of the monolith is increasing.
Simpler times 
+10000000000000000 Aura
Omg
Cat
tommorrow!
Це база
WHAT SONG IS THIS? IVE BEEN TRYIN TO FIND IT FOR YEARS PLEASEE I BEGG----Absolute godsend thanks boss
@thick lantern
kino calm night my brotha
Prostrel Zhopi!
)))))
Just a few more hours,boys...
does someone have the meme where a monolithian was preaching while shooting a gaus rifle?
Yeah, only 28 hours 
Emission sdalger 2: electric boogaloo in 28 hours stalkers 
Installin time
@frail plover
wolf does not deserve this please
Stalker 2 will be released tomorrow!
Can't wait 
True stalker 2 lore
Ви на приколі? В один же час для всіх виходить…
https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902
Oh come one
Embed fail on the MEME CHANNEL?
stalker brony
Me, while waiting for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 to be released https://youtu.be/f4kLiKoKkY8
it's your channel?
if it's, you cannot post your videos without Content Creator role
Or the nude mods....
Lol🤣
Як Григорович спить після того як сталкер 2 вийде
How Grigoriwich will sleep after Stlaker 2 release
I have grievances, stalkers
Man just teleported from a spatial anomaly, give him a break 🫡
lyrics :
OU T'ES PAPA OU T'ES
OU T'ES PAPA OU T'ES
OU T'ES PAPA OU T'ES OU T'ES OU PAPA OU T'ES

15 
The Zone might not have changed, but the prices of basic goods sure have.
Me when stalker 2 :
If there is no nude mod for strelok im killing every single modder and then myself
!warn @wheat trench offtopic meme
Reason: offtopic meme
And sidorovich romance, plsssss
Real
I'm too broke to play Stalker 2 and too broke to even run it
life is not worth living
I think you need a few more
Tomorrow S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 yippie
reddit ass meme
No freedomer dancing.
Me with the AS VAL
I think I might go with an SG 550 if there's one in the game, if not then idk lol
Honestly i believe we should all traumatize Wolf in his dms and post it here as a celebration for stalker 2.
based?

true
Game Legends when I ask if my Pre-order from 2022 is gonna arrive on time...
https://tenor.com/view/where-you-at-gif-21177622
(IDK how to fix it failing to embed, guess it is what it is much like my delayed order)
it's zona, dudes
zombified stalker getting straight TEETH
That zombie head is crazy apparently
it’s me!
this made me laugh way too hard lmao
Perfect now do it
STALKER 2 IS SOON

here's mine
you dance very well!
Launch bingo
😳
WHY DID YALL MAKE A CHAINNNNN
this is the end of an era, and the starting of a new one, thank you for your years of dedication GSC, and the support you show for your fans, this has truly been a wild journey, broadcast ending. 
