🤨┃stalker_memes

[elder ridge]

i wonder what he will cook next

[regal hemlock]

We need a 100 rads bar cooking compilation

[echo grail]

When Stalker has crashed

[echo steeple]

Сбылась у человека мечта - полетел (с)

[maiden leaf]

Translation?

[urban badger]

1. in center: The only thing, I will add, is that in that direction, they say, there are magnetic anomalies 2) In up: To find out the reasons for the failure of the operation, an employer of the KGB, Major Kartoplenka, was sent to the Zone / is joke about prigozhin death(or about stealing mig-8), not sure if is possible to translated good

[sharp moon]

Text on the screenshot "Belarusian police force" I confirm the bomber's information. An informed circle of people knew about this situation for a long time, with the exception of some details, everyone was waiting, so nothing was given to the network. Now there is no point in hiding, the commander is a prisoner. The only thing I would add is that in that direction, they say, there are magnetic anomalies that greatly complicate life, therefore, probably, they could have flown to the wrong place.
Ryba🇺🇦: To find out the reasons for the failure of the operation, a KGB employee, Major Kartoplenka, was sent to the Zone.

[maiden leaf]

ok man now i know what the STALKER 2 DLC will be like

[soft crescent]

did you guys know that the hind is actually intentionally made asymmetrical? it is slightly offset on the right side to help with ground effects from takeoff

[weak crest]

Literally me every 5 seconds

[queen latch]

It fits to ur every meme right :3 @weak crest

[willow fox]

what did you say to my gf

[olive burrow]

(тут не моцна зразумела, але гэта еуген віктаравіч)

[tiny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-drive-film-gosling-ryan-gosling-kobay9iq-gif-25288753

[bold ice]

is strelok gay now? canon?

[brisk niche]

reminder

[queen latch]

:3

[prime mulch]

smash

[merry breach]

Where is my CS stage?

[weak crest]

I love making These memes

[nimble raft]

Real

[weak crest]

Именно так я познакомился с S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[fallow jasper]

Prigozhin isn't dead, he went into the zone to escape possible assasination by Pootin

[rancid thicket]

misery mod in real life vs stalker in real life

[lime hinge]

lol wolf being bad cop and good cop

[vernal pilot]

these arent funny

[weak crest]

Im sorry for the inconvinience, I will stop now

[tiny lake]

y'a know, you can just ignore them, they're not hurting anyone

[nimble raft]

Freedom:

[cold crystal]

Thats not good for your immune system

[vernal pilot]

[soft creek]

Fallout is worse than stalker
Bc female characters and a lot of prostitutes

[weak crest]

I immediatly heard the american anthem and eagle noises

[wide kernel]

what a cutie

[tacit ferry]

This face is a meme on its own

[versed delta]

And what is wrong?

[weak crest]

I think I made this meme pretty well

[tiny lake]

A lot of personns gonna search for your location after sending this

[dire wolf]

KeepYourselfSafe man

[nimble raft]

Don't steal my memes pls

[lean fable]

Oh sister of the monolith
The monolith granted you a wish….
Its a Shower🚿

cause hygiene is important too

[steady leaf]

From the high voices of Holy Sarcophagus, I sentence you on behalf of Monolith to take a shower and touch grass!

[rare drum]

that is bananas

[tacit ferry]

I've been sent the picture, I wasn't there sadly. Слава Україні !

[wide kernel]

[regal hemlock]

[wide kernel]

strelok

[regal grove]

I didn't know the macron was in on "I love Paris"

[pearl kraken]

im curious why kira savchenko gets kys/shower reactions, whats the channel lore

[covert fiber]

who's this guy (edit: who pinged)

[thick lantern]

probably those "self called chads" just negatively react bc "haha woman in stalker bad" and shit like that idk i would take her for a energy drink and some tourist delight just for a normal thing, you need more friends in the zone, not enemies

[eager flare]

The hell does Q1 2024 mean?!

[livid belfry]

Around the beginning of 2024, the first quarter of 2024, which is January to March.

[regal grove]

Extremely based

[scarlet holly]

donk

[tacit ferry]

I didn't know where to share it. I tried awkwardly to make it fit the meme channel.

[elder ridge]

wtf why cant i disable his psi protection

[weak crest]

Bananas?

[shut burrow]

S. T. A. L. K. E. R. comunity be like:

[soft creek]

Stierlok BoBer

[woven oasis]

LMAO

[olive burrow]

Ваенныя рэжуць нашага брата сталкера!!!

[shut burrow]

S. T. A. L. K. E. R. comunity part 2:

[haughty wraith]

gavrilean has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cold crystal]

Me watching my best pal explode into a red paste after stepping into an anomaly
(I couldn’t save him)

[nimble raft]

Anime memes replaced with STALKER

[regal hemlock]

I’ve been looking for this one, thank you

[neon phoenix]

Monolith in SoC and CS: Most feared faction in the zone
Monolith in CoP: ,,Catch these hands pebble worshippers"

[regal grove]

No worries, the post was good. I was just making a joke about the French Government

[wide kernel]

just imagine stalker 2 being 2024 goty

[edgy phoenix]

Np Брат

[twin condor]

This isn't paris

[golden shell]

Pov: me when my friends take me to Chernobyl Ukraine and they take me to a sort of radio station saying "they are taking me to Paris for my birthday" meanwhile they have protective gear, and took something called psi blocker and gave me none, plus for some reason i feel like worshipping a crystal that grants wishes

[analog lotus]

But Strelok made graduation

[glass parrot]

!warn @vivid spruce offtop in memes

[haughty wraith]

konomes has been warned

Reason: offtop in memes

[lean fable]

Kira, from monolith: “hey stalker, take care of yourself :>”

Meanwhile the average Monolith soldier: kills every stalker on sight, while they do random Suicide charges without caring a little bit about their lifes

Huh… makes sense to me…

[warped aspen]

Search up i need more bullets on yt

[blissful schooner]

[fossil solstice]

Consider my words guys @weak crest should take a shower

[weak crest]

Me literally 5 seconds ago

[final orchid]

maybe her brainwashing wore off and now she's wandering the zone like Strider

[tidal oyster]

she shall be mowed down by vova vist

[versed delta]

And?

[torpid notch]

Ти відповів на повідомлення яке написано було 3 роки бляха назад

[pearl kraken]

ah, such is life in the zone

[weak crest]

Kira be doing a little pew pew

[regal hemlock]

Duty is better

[uncut peak]

first video that wasnt unfunny or bad from you congrats

[elder ridge]

wat is song

[worldly sage]

Anomaly mods?

[edgy phoenix]

Nah.Freedom better

[fossil solstice]

take your clothes off and close the Curtain of the shower and get some soap bruh you got psi emission on your clothes

[gentle walrus]

Why does he always go down there

[shut burrow]

lol

[queen latch]

I thought they are gonna kiss themselves like fr

[willow fox]

take a shower immediately for bolt gaming

[astral jackal]

amazing

[rancid thicket]

My attitude reputation towards my bro

[tame jolt]

unrelated but is your profile picture AI generated?

[lone aspen]

yeah i think

[scarlet holly]

stalker player is stalker player
we family

[cinder urchin]

should play trilogy first then mods

[thick lantern]

it's really up to your choice, so first you can see how original games were played and then the famous like "Mod it til it breaks"

but it's generally suggested to first play the trilogy

[gray glade]

Who i

[stable mirage]

That should apply everyone tho.

[lone aspen]

never seen something more true then this

[jaunty furnace]

(The deepest level of hell is the source of the blaze 🔥🌿 )

[weak crest]

[slow ruin]

i killed a duty to save the life of a freedomer, because the freedom guy is my friend i betrayed all fellows who joined duty

but i got a great obokan

[sullen glade]

I started anomaly modded and when I got spare money I got the trilogy

[wide kernel]

cuscuzzz

[willow fox]

stole-ker

[foggy phoenix]

That music sounds kinda like the Murder Drones soundtrack- is that the one?

[weak crest]

Yes it is! Its the track "Knife Dance" from Episode 3

[shut jolt]

Amogus imposter suit

[prime lintel]

dafuq

[azure solar]

detroit

[fossil solstice]

Everyone should do that
And wash their clothes

[idle ginkgo]

Duel mode

[weak crest]

Me when emission

[shut burrow]

Each stalker when emission:

[woven oasis]

open the noor

[lunar pond]

can confirm

[shut jolt]

😳

[fossil solstice]

Why I always spawn to monoliths base
Why monolithians got obsession with me

[lean fable]

That was actually me when I did went to the gym

[cold crystal]

Wait we got new stalker 2 footage or?

[shut burrow]

new stalker 2 footage:

[wide kernel]

stalker shadow of java

[lone aspen]

@proud hinge Got eyes on the target

[proud hinge]

Send the boys! We'll get him this time

[vocal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[weak crest]

Ah yes.. nothing quite like roasting your chestnuts over an open fire next to some heads on spikes
Am i right?

[fossil solstice]

I made this

[soft crescent]

i love paris 🇫🇷

[slow ruin]

You will never get me

[wide kernel]

POV: you're noah and a emission is approaching

[midnight flare]

Freedomer, what are you doing?

[blissful schooner]

🇫🇷

[scarlet holly]

donk

[fossil solstice]

Yo sid I became a ballsdex card

[thick lantern]

i think i made a friend

[quaint jetty]

hello polish_hat 👋

[lone lily]

I hate woman
get out of here

[torpid notch]

your mother is a woman. You hate your mother?

[shut jolt]

Touchè

[summer pecan]

Not emotional enough

[nimble raft]

Ian my beloved

[chrome yew]

please, no

[weak crest]

"Hello everyone im Ian from forgotten weapons, and today were gonna be advancing into jupiter"

[lone aspen]

mf be lookin at me like "bruh"

[wide kernel]

"i need bateries for my gauss rifle"

[lime hinge]

name of the song please

[thick lantern]

uhh Regain Control and its some slowed version

[maiden leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[shut burrow]

I raise the award on his head

[soft creek]

He literary can solo 500 people ta once and u give him +dmg to bandits???

[weak crest]

Only legends understand that reference.

[lean fable]

Random stalkers: I love Paris too!

The Paris stalker veterans actually mean:

[foggy phoenix]

“Sir, sir! You can’t be down here, you don’t have a stalker meme!” -Me right now.

[glass parrot]

!warn 618404689884479488 offtop in memes

[haughty wraith]

Der$#5324 has been warned

Reason: offtop in memes

[weak crest]

How S.T.A.L.K.E.R players rizz up women

[nimble raft]

Made by me, pls don't hate me

[near gazelle]

knew id found you here mf https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/172247745724284928/1144264427793813605/video_2023-06-11_01-40-57-1.mp4

[weak crest]

I only take “bread”

[jolly zephyr]

When someone posts horny memes

[regal grove]

Can you all please get a new joke?

[rose elk]

How about a meme with the text "I love Paris" but it's strelok in front of the brain scorcher, this is funny because the Eiffel tower is a metal tower and so is the brain scorcher and also france is not real
(This is a new, groundbreaking concept never envisioned before)

[echo warren]

This is new

[weak crest]

I do this, do y'all do this too?

[jaunty heart]

took this image 2 years ago when I played stalker
found it randomly while going trough my images vault

[summer pecan]

peacefully scanning eachother

[regal hemlock]

He’s just standing there, menecingly

[lone aspen]

Freedom activities

[steady leaf]

"Get Out Of Here Stalker"

[weak crest]

Who needs a girlfriend if u have S.T.A.L.K.E.R & Sterlok

[jaunty heart]

this isn't meme potential is it

[jolly zephyr]

Strelok is always there

[wide kernel]

who needs a girlfriend when you have rare artifacts and upgraded mp5

[echo warren]

Who needs a girlfriend when you have a seva suit

[weak crest]

Who needs a girlfriend we you have a bolt.

[granite monolith]

Who needs a girlfriend when you've got an AK74M "Beard"

[lone aspen]

Dude never heard something more relatable

[regal hemlock]

Who needs a girlfriend when you got a PM?

[weak crest]

My reaction on blasting the poor duty with my gauss rifle

[kind frigate]

I don't know if im actually crazy but i saw no performance issues in the trailer i thought it looked awesome, as for the "downgrade" in graphics i think the "downgrade" looks better than the first trailer change my mind

[lunar pond]

where funny

[wispy plinth]

i just liked the trailer

[echo warren]

Help she wants to steal my bolt

[regal hemlock]

I love Bolt

[haughty wraith]

atomkraft_ja_bitte has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[oblique willow]

what’s the joke? is it calling women property?

[upper fern]

it is a reference to girls' frontline, it's a gacha game where anime waifus are guns

[fossil solstice]

Yeah It becomes double damage to bandits

[brisk niche]

"We post S.T.A.L.K.E.R memes here, sir..."

[elder ridge]

if only dynamic music actually worked properly ingame 🥹 it'd be so beautiful

[trim thunder]

My honest reaction

[weak crest]

Breakfast

[steady leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-loaf-gif-26074255

[shut jolt]

Bread

[willow fox]

bred

[fossil solstice]

I spawned to @weak crest instead of @icy roost

[torn isle]

he still loves paris

[midnight flare]

Literally me

[maiden leaf]

https://youtu.be/t9n6IfZaRlM?si=JevmdMCn-CjNfTyb

[weak crest]

stalker memes channel has gone to shit

[lyric gazelle]

Can someone dress this guy up in loner clothes or any other faction clothes?

[woeful barn]

Loners when they risk their lives to get an artifact only to find out it’s a jellyfish

[queen latch]

@lyric gazelle

[lean fable]

Pffff
As if that would ever wor-
Wait why am I Infront of the brainscorcher?…

a few minutes later
Me and my last braincells:

[regal grove]

Someone should make a parody of those shitty, low budget religious cartoons form the 90s and 2000s but its for the monolith

[neon phoenix]

Girls Frontline
It's a mobile gatcha game where the firearms from ww1 to modern days are waifu robot gijinkas
And that's G36

[oblique willow]

ohhh so that’s why some anime girl popped up when i searched up UMP-45 in front of my dad 🫤

[weak crest]

And no it isn't resent as far as I'm aware of

[misty anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1064656155554615409/Stalker_punch.gif

[vivid spruce]

Try not to get deleted content 3st time (very hard) (Its Stalker Mercs Redux models, not Call of Duty)

[weak crest]

Stalker players when Kira:

[regal hemlock]

Begone Fed

[remote flower]

apparently there's a guy managed to get Stalker Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat on hacked Switch with Ubuntu so...

[onyx crystal]

who ate paris

[quaint jetty]

fail

no sidrovich eating artifact meme 😭

[thick prairie]

I did

[cold crystal]

I approve of the

[regal grove]

Umm, it's called DARK HUMOR liberal 🙄🙄 I'm so cool and edgy 😈

[neon phoenix]

PTRD moment

[lime hinge]

you really obsessed with your alternate character

[willow fox]

you just stole my meme

[weak crest]

I did? I edited this myself!

[weak crest]

My honest reaction to my fellow brother/sister

[tidal oyster]

we need a purge

[weak crest]

go shower fed

[foggy phoenix]

I feel like some of you should go outside instead of asking people to get intense showers.

[analog lotus]

Or you could shower yourselves with the homies. Which way western man?

[feral sapphire]

The best Shampoo.

[summer pecan]

What's the secret ingredient? Or maybe I know

[hazy mason]

Horny teenagers, dangerous weebs, e-girls and simps... None will stop SRG on its triumphant march towards cleaning the planet!

The World fears the filth expansion. Join Shower and save the clean.

Stalker, protect the world from anime. Join Shower Reactors Gang.

Edit to the low iq people asking about it ( @lone raven ) : No, he didnt hornypost and no one is turned on, we just dont like anime.

[lone aspen]

I NEED MORE BOUULETS 🗣️

[rancid thicket]

It costs bullets to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

[lone raven]

Come on now, if you get turned on by looking at a character it's kind of your problem.
Edit: Come on man let other ppl live their lives, on this server the only thing that connects us is Stalker.

[regal lily]

does anyone have that sisyphus meme of the loner pushing a boulder up a hill

[regal grove]

Outdoor shower

[weak crest]

Here, have a meme. (Also. Im going to stop making memes for a few days as they always result in arguments)

[wide kernel]

stalker memes

[still bloom]

i dont even know what to think of this

[regal hemlock]

Why does this pic go hard tho

[lunar pond]

where funny

[weak crest]

Made some chicken do you guys think Sidorovich will approve the taistyness? :D

[lean fable]

Absolutely

[weak crest]

Lost to my stomach. that looks damn fine.

[pearl kraken]

iconic and amazing meme, feels like childhood relived

[midnight flare]

Mfs takes a shower

[long cypress]

Can anyone pls explain the 🚿 K Y S thing?

[brisk niche]

hwo does one "make" fried chicken ? doesnt it spawn naturally in fast foods restaurants?

[thick lantern]

back again, the "self called chads" just negatively reacting on Kira Savchenko because "woman in stalker bad, shower reaction her" and like that.
jeez guys let them enjoy stalker too

[lean fable]

Damn it
Now you got all the Freedom members horny

[idle ginkgo]

Agroprom Dungeons be like

[hazy mason]

anime bad

[weak crest]

Dont worry, im gonna get a non-anime Version of Kira. Then my memes wont have anime in them anymore

[jolly zephyr]

Marked One
What the HELL

[nimble raft]

I saw what you deleted

[cold crystal]

Yay?

[long cypress]

I see, thank you very much for the explanation fellow stalker

[lean fable]

I mean
Im always happy when anyone js also enjoying stalker, no mater which gender
Cause more stalker lover means more support for GSC
Which should be generally a good thing, no matter which gender

[still bloom]

"B-But nooo! No women in stalkerrr!!! waaaaaaa!!!! women bad!! i watch sigma edits, they tell me woman = bad!! nooooooooo.. but.. no woman in zone.. my life is over... she aint affecting anyone or doing anything wrong but gosh i HATE her...!"

[final orchid]

Agreed. There's nothing wrong with her memes either. She's not hurting anyone, she's just having fun. Nothing wrong with that.

[tame jolt]

i love bloodsuckers.

[hazy skiff]

I didn't know it was a repost

[wide kernel]

me when I see woman in stalker

[hazy mason]

somehow a good ending ?

[molten pasture]

За шо?

[weak crest]

🤣

[still bloom]

mfs when someone tries to have fun

[fossil solstice]

Sidorovich, what the hell!

[willow fox]

thats my boy...

[weak crest]

Ricardo Milos

[rancid thicket]

Surprised that there isn't a bloodsucker emoji

[merry breach]

Legend

[lunar pond]

where funny

[tame jolt]

roses are red
violets are blue
it is the bloodsucker i do
until it ejaculates goo
then i get scared and poo

[lone aspen]

average Freedom soldier

[steady leaf]

roses are red
violets are blue
BUT NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON IT'S TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET!

[wide kernel]

oloko

[regal hemlock]

Roses are red
The Zone isn’t a Beauty.
Stalker, protect the world from the Zone. Join Duty!

[slow ruin]

Oloko

[woeful barn]

Roses are red
My name isn’t tucker
I just got eaten out by a bloodsucker

[echo warren]

So like where do I sign up

[weak crest]

[weak crest]

🌪️ triggers anomaly *

[onyx crystal]

Who wants to go Paris?
Strelok:

[weak crest]

I think I failed tbh

[merry breach]

I eat Paris every day

[thick lantern]

eh looks good enough for me 👍
(just dont drive in red forest

[quaint jetty]

never taking an ride from an monolithian ever again

[jolly zephyr]

Strelok after eating Paris

[unkempt quiver]

cocks RP-74

[lament lichen]

its a common communication way that stalkers use when someone posts something horny ( we call those horny posters), or someone posts something cringe or not likable by most stalkers

[weak crest]

now i know never to sit in a car with you...

[haughty wraith]

DED#3734 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[weak crest]

My memes are cringe, but I hope they dont count as horny posting

[nimble raft]

Those aren't hornyposting memes so

[analog lotus]

The shower emoji can also be used if you don’t agree with someone.

[wide kernel]

stalker memes

[surreal canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-snake-fish-metal-gear-gif-24619758

[lone aspen]

The Romania part got me lmao

[mellow notch]

But did you die tho

[cold crystal]

Remind me to never have you as a driver when I get drunk
Actually, I think you’d drive better when drunk

[pastel yacht]

Ryan gosling

[foggy phoenix]

That genuinely made me laugh.

[weak crest]

Gone. Taken by the monolith.

[willow fox]

zombies in chernobyl

[onyx crystal]

What the child doin?

[merry breach]

Going to weed smokin' lessons

[forest sail]

https://youtu.be/AYmNF7QLo8M?si=D3CYpLsqHRSaYe0T

[heady helm]

did you get your car back

[lone aspen]

Romanians dont give back stuff if she got it back then she either got it back in blood or paid for it

[cold crystal]

(They dident have insurance)

[glass latch]

this poetry made me poo

[shut burrow]

The next day on the territory of the Chernobyl NPP:

[regal grove]

Based

[lone aspen]

Truly a Gang moment

[weak crest]

Hehe funni
Now that I got your attention: I likely wont post for the next few days, as I am being sent to a psychiatry. Important: it has nothing to do with the situation on discord, it is a very old Issue.

[idle rain]

shit no one cares about enthusiast

[eternal oak]

Pictured: The psychiatrist

[steady leaf]

Paris loves Strelok

[jolly zephyr]

He looks soft

[summer pecan]

There must be a picture of angry Marked One with a "I'm gonna turn you into it myself"

[long cypress]

is kira holding a G36?

[tiny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-knight-father-bread-boys-crusader-gif-18266778

[lone aspen]

made in paint 💀

[regal grove]

[feral sapphire]

Every first S.T.A.L.K.E.R playthrough.

[wide kernel]

Sin faction be like

[willow fox]

my propaganda better

[steady leaf]

it's a Gauss Rifle blin

[weak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/985607141870170234/1146192213789900923/attachment.gif

[long cypress]

i'm sowy

[elder ridge]

my first playthrough i actually weighed myself down with like 102 bandages

[lunar pond]

where funny

[analog lotus]

She said that she doesn't like these comments/reaction bombings multiple times, and it's obvious she is bothered by them. If you think she is cringe or attention seeking, ignore her. I think she just has a non-typical personality. Either way, would you really want to take the chance of bullying someone for being different? Be nice guys

Now release the memes.

[nimble raft]

Respect

[wintry musk]

@proud hinge your new technique for recruiting is working well, i see!

[tidal oyster]

bye bye and good luck with whatevers going on

[lone aspen]

Fr 💀

[oblique willow]

let’s go

[fossil solstice]

Im a helicopter killer ngl

[wispy wyvern]

give us the monoshaker bro

[proud hinge]

Paid actors as @feral sapphire said

[weak crest]

Ah yes. My favorite band. Nirvana.

[weak crest]

Sorry to end your happiness, but I am (unfortunately for you all) back.
They didnt have enough space for me, so they just gave me a flyer, sent me home and called it a day
Now its time to make more memes

[foggy phoenix]

Awh, well it’s sad that you couldn’t get your appointment.

[worldly sage]

marked one what the hell

[final orchid]

sorry to hear you couldn't get your appointment. Hopefully it'll go better next time. Stay safe.

[analog lotus]

Monolith welcomes it's newest member! LowTierRock joined the fight against infidels and delivers this very important message to non-Monolith members: #💬┃en_offtop message

[lean fable]

Oh thats sad
I hope your issues wont get worse for you

[weak crest]

They will, I just got into the "funny" part of Clear Sky...

[oblique willow]

maybe you should try some weight loss treatment so they’ll have space for you

[quiet vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1125654779138412564/BULLSHIT_2.mp4

[uneven latch]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[molten pasture]

Kiss

[regal grove]

Bro made a pun

[cold crystal]

Me preparing to kill a singular blind dog:

[thick prairie]

I was expecting a STALKER OST and voice lines

I am disappointed

[weak crest]

Damm

[quaint jetty]

Sakharov strapped for real

So true boonie.

[regal hemlock]

In the Zone it’s stay strapped or get clapped

[lean fable]

Not only the monolith…
But also Kira has left us…
perhaps its time to do the strider thing now

[molten pasture]

Real hero

[weak crest]

Deadly shit! Dangerous shit! Duty will stop.

[cold crystal]

And now she’s a pacifist, damn hippies!

[weak crest]

Being a scientist doesnt mean I wont shoot back!

[lone aspen]

with rubber bullets...

[foggy phoenix]

Have you ever heard of the legend of the Zone, the man that could take the entire Monolith army on his own, with only a USP… have you ever heard of… Kruglov?

[blissful schooner]

♻️

[remote musk]

Why become an ecologist when you can study a giant rock any time

[feral sapphire]

Damn you beat me to it.

[lone raven]

I am glad that you're on our side

[wispy plinth]

the most based faction grows

[regal hemlock]

More like Airsoft BBs

[weak crest]

Nah that's clear sky

[regal grove]

Kira became based

[oblique ruin]

Duty is obivously the most based and cool faction

[lean fable]

meanwhile Free stalkers are not being part of any weird ideological conflicts and just sit on the side, watching duty and freedom smashing their heads together while profiting from their safe heavens, collecting artefacts or help out ecologists on dangerous missions

[icy remnant]

my man

[mighty gorge]

This server makes my schizophrenia induced violent tendencies spike to an abnormal degree

[weak crest]

Bandits rule this fookin place.

[wintry musk]

LONERS FOREVER

[frank scaffold]

We're going to mug you for 1 Makarov mag and 3 crumbs of bread

[hazy mason]

"safe heavens" followed by "dangerous missions" literally a second after

[regal grove]

More like losers forever

[wintry musk]

you're a scientist, you rely on loners for work

[eager flare]

i feel a trend going

[cinder urchin]

the only good thing about freedom

[weak crest]

Hand over the goods Lonely Boy. 🫴

[wintry musk]

TRIPLE BOLT BARRAGE

[buoyant axle]

I NEED MORE BOOOLETS

[steady leaf]

damn the eggheads!

[graceful fox]

Capture this loner! Enslave him, get him to catch artifacts!

[heady helm]

welcome back, mental locations aren't known for their best service so it makes sense

[wintry musk]

only thing you will be capturing is this slug in yo face

[wispy plinth]

anyone have that "zombies in other games vs zombies in stalker" meme?

[cold crystal]

I am very disappointed in you

[deep wind]

When I found Skiff, he was not in a birthday suit as he said . He lied about that and now I live with nightmares STALKERs...

[lean fable]

Should rather be:

Strelok
I want to reach the paris

[weak crest]

Power of bolt

[cold crystal]

Me and the boys on our way to kill a couple controllers

[foggy phoenix]

Should’ve used a shotgun instead.

[brisk niche]

does this work in vanilla stalker

[shut burrow]

Oh, no............ It is Strelok.....

[cold crystal]

HE FOUND PARIS

[feral sapphire]

[regal grove]

I love paris

[lone aspen]

HE SPEAKIN FAX 🗣️ 🔥

[haughty wraith]

spectralthreat has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

battlelars has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

atomkraft_ja_bitte has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[kindred halo]

[boreal oxide]

1984 posters when you ask them what the book is about

[cold crystal]

Zone's worst meme has been created
(I was forced to play stalker anomaly )

[sudden bough]

created by the boltest of bolt gaming (please pin it)

[feral sapphire]

The badly edited message not going away after putting away the PDA. Got me.

[fossil solstice]

How to enlist (Me after bolt gameing if I enlist ig)

[weak crest]

By order of the Bandits. Everybody who sees this message has to hand over the goods if they dont wanna die ✋

[lone aspen]

come get me bruv

[tame jolt]

you what? a bolt in the head would kill bold of you

[feral sapphire]

Duty when they try to explain why the zone should be destroyed.

[tidal oyster]

she will get mauled by a snork

[weak crest]

"....and you can divide the zone's problems in substructes and subcategories. And realize there's patherns, in the behavior, not only of the factions, but the zone it self... "

[boreal oxide]

you're right, that was pretty bad

[tame jolt]

can you explain a little?

[steady leaf]

wooormfoooooooooood

[regal grove]

das sexenhaver

[boreal oxide]

ohhh mein gott, im going to goonencummin

[slow ruin]

the only "good" you will get its a bullet in the head
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-gif-18615594

[opal narwhal]

Hey I saw that twitter thread too

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/razor-ramon-wwe-scott-hall-gif-18520431

[plucky viper]

Does anyone have the edit of Kruglov as doomguy? Can't find it.

[paper glacier]

What about clear sky

[icy remnant]

Best faction

[tame jolt]

г? ehem more like ґ

[weak crest]

A small Clip from my New Video I will upload today

[steady leaf]

i drive Kamaz

[lone aspen]

LowTierKira...

[willow fox]

find the nooor find the nooor

[worldly sage]

How you get a car in anomaly it’s a mod or smth?

[glass parrot]

It would be so funny of I just put a drivable Celica in LA1.3

[feral sapphire]

How did you even manage that?

[lament lichen]

good quality meme, better than most memes in thsi channel

[heavy tangle]

stalker 3

[brisk niche]

stalker 3 2nd impact

[willow fox]

[shut jolt]

bolt

[fossil solstice]

Achievement Unlocked:
Find a Turkish Stalker fan

[regal grove]

Second picture goes hard

[lean fable]

Meanwhile im always happy to find German stalker fans

[weak crest]

kruglov just died,hella based

[cyan pulsar]

Biz boşuna mı buradayız babayiğit

[neon phoenix]

Burers are the one that has psy shield, not Controllers

[regal grove]

Wojack pfp

[weak crest]

made it myself

[brisk niche]

im ready for the s im gonna take from the brainwashed rocksuckers

[fossil solstice]

Doğru diyorsun

[regal grove]

renegade?

[novel stone]

He's littelary me

(Sadlly can't find a image of based mercenary from Limanks, so need to use this shit from reddit and post in memes )

[lean fable]

That quickly went from: “yes! I can finally go to heaven!”
To: “aw crap I need to stay down there even while being dead”

[vital silo]

What's the difference?

[ripe dock]

These adds are getting out of hand

[wintry musk]

DANGEROUS

[regal grove]

😐

[weak crest]

Damn I guess I gotta become a freedom recruiter

Me: * looting dead body *
The bandit behind me:

Both free-dom and Booty suck.
The Bandits Rule da Zone.

[lone aspen]

Never did never will

[weak crest]

Smelly ecologists, is simply superior

[regal hemlock]

Smelly Clear Sky, Renegades almost wiped the floor with them

[wispy plinth]

smelly from all that swamp water

[upper fern]

their big head hitbox and their orange suits perfectly stand out, making the ecologist a perfect target for testing your new rifle

[weak crest]

Clear Sky? are they even a faction?

[brisk niche]

less annoying than monolith

[proud hinge]

Bes moments
Eh, it's a decade old hehe

[lone aspen]

no

[bronze wraith]

I have played this game many times but i still can't understand what each faction goal is.

[neon walrus]

Duty never fails to make the world a better place!
(being hated by every factions in existence)

[stable mirage]

My meme is 100% arcuate for both factions.

[novel stone]

After all, they're soviet scientisct, and we all know what this guys were able to do in name of science

[brisk niche]

isnt ukraine still in some sort of soviet union-styled thing in the s.t.a.l.k.e.r lore? since they still use rubles?

[foggy phoenix]

Rubles are used because “the Zone has been stopped in time”, outside of the Zone it’s pretty much just slightly more advanced regular reality. (And because GSC really wanted to profit off of the russian market back then.)

[merry breach]

They are Ukrainian scientists

[cold crystal]

Me and the homie jamming out at the campfire

[lunar pond]

Literally my first playthrough of mercs when i got to limansk. 🔥

[weak crest]

Well, this is an interesting situation...

[nimble raft]

How the car is still in "one" piece

[cold crystal]

Your lucky your not afraid of heights, I would be screaming

[hazy mason]

❤️‍🔥

[weak crest]

One of the greatest films of all time. I love it.

[worldly sage]

I gonna tell this to shakarov

[steady leaf]

-___-

[surreal magnet]

Snorks can kiss my ass for the ungodly amount of times I was murdered whilst trying to reach agroprom underground

[regal grove]

Womp womp

[quaint jetty]

Very true.

[main igloo]

i was playing stalker like normal the n a group of bandits killed me and one of the m said eat lemon, fag!

[thick lantern]

im suprised it didnt explode,
Yet...

[oblique willow]

[remote musk]

i never knew i wanted something like this

[lone raven]

You're the one who really deserves the 🚿, even from me who tries to be friendly for everyone.

[foggy phoenix]

This is one of the only times I’ve left a shower emoji under a post, this shall be last thing I do before I sleep. You really deserved it.

[feral sapphire]

Please. Never again.

[analog lotus]

Surely this is bannable

[quasi pagoda]

what

what does mean

[night barn]

Ayo no way, it's the Arkham Knight's militia, not UNISG

[drifting surge]

Guys im cooking up the worst version of stalker

[slow ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-stalker-меченый-стрелок-сталкер-gif-11142719355214393418

[mighty gorge]

I love mspaint

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-enojado-molesto-newspaper-gif-15571434

[lunar pond]

where funny

[regal grove]

Floating car (funny)

[weak crest]

the zombies are so much scarier if they can use guns

[fossil solstice]

Sidorovishu

[upper fern]

I have schizophrenia

[torpid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-sniper-shades-cowboy-hat-sunglasses-cowboy-gif-17344963

[steady leaf]

SoC with Gunslinger ?

[upper fern]

Yes

[fossil solstice]

Off to sid to sell this

[olive burrow]

We post STALKER memes here, sir...

[alpine siren]

project delta?

[remote musk]

oh hi voxel i was wondering when ill see you here X)

[weak crest]

Ayyy how ya doin?

[mellow notch]

What does it say?

[remote musk]

im good, i would have replied sooner but slowmodes on

[torpid notch]

Роблокс

[shell trail]

Корисна інформація, як я жив без цього слова

[regal grove]

How would adding women hurt realism or atmosphere?

[feral sapphire]

What?

[wispy plinth]

we need to bring back this era of when stoc hated the announcement of hip

[analog lotus]

bro stop typing snarky shit in memes you are literally german

[brisk niche]

stoc used to care about anomaly?

[boreal oxide]

no not really

[upper fern]

Because i don't see any irl, unrealistic

[edgy phoenix]

What?!

[weak crest]

"Ah Bylat. Here we go again"

[daring osprey]

"All you had to do was kill the damn Strelok, Marked One!"

[lunar pond]

where funny..

[golden shell]

there is no funny, accept it.

[steady leaf]

if there's no funny, find it

[slow ruin]

I killed all the freedomers I found at their base to redeem myself for my evil deeds against the duty fellas.

and rejoined duty😃

[boreal oxide]

you're in a public discord's memes channel. thats like asking where the water is in a third world country

[weak crest]

[lyric gazelle]

Life is roblox

[midnight flare]

I found from whom they drew the stranger

[upper fern]

Leonidas from 300!

[woeful barn]

omg they added batman to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!!!!

[midnight flare]

This zone needs a hero

[forest rampart]

He's like batman! Except he kills everyone and has no moral code, and is actually the villain.

[cold crystal]

It’s paris

[rich steeple]

Здравствуйте, Сталкеры!
Я - Райан Гослинг, ветеран зоны.
Выхожу на связь, чтобы вы помогли мне деньхой, я застрял на кордоне, вояки не пускают на большую землю! Треьуют, падлы, много. 1500$
Прошу всех ровных ребят скинуться мне по 500 рублей, или больше, если вы успешный пахан.
Чтобы вы не подумали, что это фейк, прикреплю снизу фотографию себя.

[fossil solstice]

My honest reaction:

[foggy phoenix]

Why would you put a silencer on a guitar?

[feral sapphire]

To make the music silent. So you don't wake someone up.

[analog lotus]

🤓 🤓 🤓

[regal hemlock]

Same reason you would put any other attachment on a guitar

[pseudo blaze]

But wait, there's more

[weak crest]

I demand a Canned food or Saucage gun.

[worldly sage]

I need that bread gun

[vernal pilot]

IM COOMING

[cosmic saddle]

Africa kids?

[feral sapphire]

Lockheed Martin can't compete with this marvel of weaponry.

[regal grove]

Gives it a unique sound, like putting a mute on a trumpet

[fossil solstice]

Me after the zone

[paper glacier]

solyanka moment

[young belfry]

This is literally me

[rancid thicket]

Cursed drinking sound. Dude choked from vodka. (ingame)

[ripe dock]

indeed... my adds are getting worse...

[regal grove]

I feel like most games have death and suffering

[weak crest]

Does Touhou has male pattern bladness? i dont think so...

[wispy plinth]

when will god drop the female pattern baldness update

[hazy mason]

latin america cartels already did

[weak crest]

A huevo! La cucaracha. La cucaracha ya no puede caminar.

[weak crest]

It sounds like someone dropping a nuke on Dark Valley

[cold crystal]

Someone ruined the meme

[jolly zephyr]

Tarkovsky be like

[worldly sage]

Yas

[cold crystal]

Translation plz

[median roost]

• What will you take? (he meant order)
• ....
• We'll take CNPP!

[weak crest]

I am sorry. Should I remove it?

[proud hinge]

eheh.. trustworthy

[graceful fox]

Nah that's the sound of a pack of flesh being thrown into a vortex anomaly. Me and the boys bait a pack time to time into them, it's one of our only entertainments

[proud hinge]

Guess everybody here is an abnomaly fan

[boreal oxide]

shutup

[fossil solstice]

Sidorovich's respected loot

[weak crest]

monolith to clear sky after they brainwashed them

[brisk niche]

im not sure... on the one hand, this is 🚿 content, but on the other hand, its anti-monolith (i think) content... what to do?

[glass latch]

go straight in to anomaly

[slow ruin]

Ta é queimado em nome de jesus

[weak crest]

Aaaah yes! the Heart of the Oasis!!!

[hazy mason]

[analog lotus]

the real reason the monolith left is because of degeneracy like this. purge the femboys and weebs, my final request

[feral sapphire]

We need to send the wolf brigade.

[steady leaf]

it's better commencing an Exterminatus

[woeful barn]

jump into a whirligig

[analog lotus]

We will never forget your crimes.

[pearl kraken]

Roblox?

[hazy mason]

reddit assemble!

[weak crest]

Monolith are basically Clear Sky 2.0.

[fossil solstice]

Yeah Its roblox

[lunar pond]

I come here. I see the hard R slur, no funny. Day ruined.

[cold crystal]

Me checking my stash if I’m running out of

[weak crest]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 is looking great.

[nimble raft]

Bandits at their finest

[proud hinge]

Bros just spawned

[pearl kraken]

may i ask what the game is called

[lunar pond]

The funny has been found for today.

[hazy mason]

I come here. I dont see the hard R slur, no funny. Day ruined

[willow fox]

a nuuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke

[proper mural]

Stalker 2 is looking good

[woeful barn]

the best thing apple’s done

[lone aspen]

Tiktok knows whats good

[feral sapphire]

Is this leaked S2 footage of bandit encounters?

[proper mural]

Escape from Tarkov

[weak crest]

Yes

[lone aspen]

take a shower before you simp again

[azure phoenix]

Nobody:
Bandits in death screen after they trick shot you with a sawn off:

[remote musk]

when to use 🚿 emoji?

[boreal oxide]

now

[weak crest]

I can confirm yes.

[lone aspen]

who tf made this 💀

[mellow notch]

m-mabye i should stop killing monolith and see whats on the other side of the barrier freedombros?

[quiet vessel]

monolith doesnt have a infinite supply of ZaZa...

[tame jolt]

jokes from russian audios in stalker:

A stalker comes to a doctor:

• Doctor, I can't sleep, I always dream that I am locked in the Sarcophagus with monsters tearing me apart!
• Oh, thats a controller doing that to you. But I know a remedy! Next time you go to deep inside the Zone, take a few bottles (of vodka) and give him them.
• Thank you Doctor, you cant imagine how much you helped me!
• No, it's nothing - said the controller - and thanks for the doctor, by the way!
  (laughter)

• Get me the Gold Fish artifact, everyone has one, only I'm like an idiot!
• But it's radioactive!
• Radioactive, radiopassive, who cares? It's not like I'll put it down my pants, I'll keep it on a chain!
  (laughter)
  Not bad heh!
  How about you shut up, you're getting on my nerves!

Heard this once:
An experienced stalker is standing at a crossroads, looking at a sign:
"if you go right, there will be anomalies and a little loot"
"if you go forward, there will be lots of monsters and medium loot"
"if you go left, there will be inns, women, and endless loot"
The stalker thinks a while, and goes forward. While walking he thinks: I think I heard something about this, but should ask at the bar, what crap are "inns and women"?
(laughter)
Wow, you're good!
Anything slightly newer?

[woeful barn]

here’s the video thing of me though, it still counts as a stalker meme because of the many factions I have joined

[weak crest]

No way ur the one that posts that

[lunar pond]

Where is daily funny..

[hazy mason]

On any type of sexualized content or reference, and at people with anime avatars or posts.

[eager flare]

Imagine being a Russian soldier in Ukraine, and dying to some people who jumped out of a van that says STALKER on it. Biggest game promo EVER

[weak crest]

Nah homie

[drifting surge]

Monolith are a bunch of femboys, furries, and weebs

[tame jolt]

4. And why are there no female stalkers? Imagine that, an Amazon... (sigh)

5. An experienced stalker returns to his jeep, and sees a controller

• Get lost, beast!
  (sentence removed, not needed for the humour)
• Do you think I need your 100 year old truck?
• You might not steal it, but you'll definetly write something (on it)
  (laughter)
  Damn it, it's not funny!
  (dreamily) Would be nice to have some cold Kvas (non-alchoholic Russian drink) now... so the bubbles would go up the nose...

6. (1st) Im too slacked lately... But I shouldn't give up yet... No, I shouldn't...
   (2nd) (several words, cant understand them yet)
   The mercs and bandits had an argument
   A fight started
   The controller who was meanwhile sitting at the crossroads was happy

• Good spot I chose here, always wanted to see a real gangfight
  (laughter)
  Not bad heh!
  I dont understand, whats so funny?

7. A stalker is lost in the zone. He's walking around shouting. Suddenly, he feels a hand on his shoulder, and turns around to see a monster.

• Why are you shouting?
• I'm lost, I thought someone might hear me...
• I heard you, feel any better?
  (laughter)
  Good...
  He's always good (happy, same word in Russian)... Find a clearing with mushrooms, and thats your dinner. And you have to carry around your food, if you go deep (into the zone) for a week. So this is work, defending others... (next part unclear) Would be nice to find out who is depending, and the circus will reply (probably incorrect, will relook).

8. I rembered now:
   A military is walking in the woods, shouting "help, people!". A stalker is in a nearby bush:

• Oh yeah, on the blockpost checking documents it's "gits and bastards", and once you get in a tight spot (literally "climb up (the) ass") its "people"?
  (laughter)
  What is there to laugh about?

[thick lantern]

he's just like me fr

[cold crystal]

Who ping

[novel stone]

Skill issue, I used this tactic yesterday and it worked

[weak crest]

played by Ricardo Milos

[warm topaz]

shhhhhhh

[drifting surge]

Its truith tho

[chrome yew]

no way, stalker mobile

[rancid thicket]

is that analmeme or a mod for cop

[boreal oxide]

idk!!!

[steady leaf]

No.

[wide kernel]

bro what

[boreal oxide]

sighting

[slow ruin]

Duty

[chrome yew]

Пес Протон

[kind frigate]

ah yes clear sky at its best

[weak crest]

Thx for the Rocket Laucher.

[sage bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1109235648688308294/YouCut_20230308_175913538_AdobeExpress-1.gif

[night barn]

Nice modded screenshots

[regal hemlock]

Literally me

[steady leaf]

i can feel the cold

[nimble raft]

Haha I'm trying this now

[plain brook]

Yo guys something is up with Sidorovich?

[quasi cypress]

?

[cold crystal]

Me listening to the Monolith trooper babble on and on about his big stupid rock

[weak crest]

The Monolithians fanaticism to the Wish Granter is truly special, and must be examined further.
(Translation: they are absolutely braindead)

[stable mirage]

The ecologist being the bravest people in the zone risking there life for the pursuit of science.
(Translation: they sit in there bunker scared to do anything and pay off people to do the real work for them)

[steady leaf]

THE ROCK TALKS SO WE BOW DOWN TO IT!

[rancid thicket]

Hmm. This isn't beard it's shaved.

[regal grove]

They found the wish granter!

[molten pasture]

Real hero

[rancid thicket]

Misery chimera is built different tho.

[tame jolt]

says a fallen monolith?

[steady leaf]

hehe Brother Charon!

[frosty quiver]

how hard is this

[wispy plinth]

stolen

[weak crest]

Stalker 2 combat leak?!??!?

[regal hemlock]

Monolith vs Clear Sky
Monolith:

• Praise Rock.
• Kill those who aren’t their own faction.
• Chernobyl Power Plant is their main base.

Clear Sky:

• Shreks Neighbors.
• Survive (Optional)

[weak crest]

• and those who survived turn into monolith.

[olive prairie]

Strelok ❌🧢

[magic pumice]

I'll use this thanks💯

[boreal oxide]

athea has risen

[pearl kraken]

wats the context lol

[olive prairie]

@fossil solstice

[fossil solstice]

Well I lost my memes bc I lost my PC

[woeful barn]

Marked one, what the hell?! (what happened)

[regal grove]

Good thing all it had was "KILL THE STRELOK"

[fossil solstice]

Instead it was stalker memes with other memes also games

[tame jolt]

guys... i found an artefact...

https://youtu.be/3MmPAm7JJW8?si=jt9PsmDtVExhGSrV

[violet iron]

fellas, anyone got the
'No stealing military documents
Kids at the back of the class: (stalker)'
Started playing stalker for the first time yesterday, got to that part and finally know where it's from

[glass latch]

"We thank Monolith for giving us exactly what we needed.

We are working" this is real

[jolly zephyr]

I'm afraid they've killed Strelok again. That's why it all happened

[torn isle]

i love this

[violet iron]

this one

[thick lantern]

war thunder players

[weak crest]

i love you too

[granite monolith]

My freedom brain cells when the controller starts doing psychic shit

[lone aspen]

Anime... well deserved 🚿

[regal grove]

Never eat fish from the zone

[fossil solstice]

Imagine killing me

[urban badger]

Wait, Marked One is Strelok?!🤯

[weak crest]

is this a stalker (game) reference

[jolly zephyr]

It's impossible. Space and time itself will split.

[brisk niche]

pin this mods

[echo warren]

[night barn]

Fora-14, tbh

[fossil solstice]

It can become seperated

[magic pumice]

Idk.

[pure quartz]

Завдання - вполювати Плоть

Плоть:

[olive prairie]

That's my husband

[chrome yew]

таку плоть навіть сталкери гатити не будуть

[hazy mason]

good meme, never seen that one

[serene holly]

gay

[sterile coyote]

The deep dark cheeki breeki

[nocturne idol]

hey

[fossil solstice]

Ahem ahem

[jolly steeple]

I saw whole stalker’s life

[haughty wraith]

atomkraft_ja_bitte has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wide kernel]

nice

[hazy mason]

i dont even know what to say

[weak crest]

A woman in my bed?
Must be an anomaly

[oblique crypt]

Woman? Never heard of it.

[wide kernel]

must be a controller

[granite monolith]

Average artefact in the zone

[red spade]

oh gee I've never seen this video before!

[median roost]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-26242052 epic gif fail

[lean imp]

!ban 877115970873872394

[haughty wraith]

bylogist has been banned

Reason: Unspecified

[split wharf]

this watermark 😤

[thick lantern]

god damn it not again 💀

[cold crystal]

Use Kapwing

[weak crest]

what did he do? i missed it

[weak crest]

Finally made my own meme

[flint anchor]

love it

[lone aspen]

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