🤨┃stalker_memes

[pastel kettle]

pseudodogs when you do literally anything

[rose elk]

It wasn't even about the documents

[thorny junco]

Ah, thanks for the translation. Now I feel bad

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456766354402574346/1101240801889112065/915bf2e3-2473-4045-bc83-19372abcff11_G9K3fenI.mov

[pliant wren]

I Am a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[regal grove]

Don't just stand there, come in! Get out of here stalker

[ashen ravine]

The legendary stalker named “Embouta Kahm”

[lone lily]

Translate?

[pulsar ember]

(stalker fans when strelok says "I am the stalker")

[azure phoenix]

Monolith has been mass producing Gauss rifles and now are beginning with grenades

[regal grove]

Strelok IS hot

[echo warren]

Me too. Me too.

[weak crest]

I swear to god bandits are batshit insane

[jaunty furnace]

female stalker fans be like:

[autumn forge]

What Stalker fans?

[surreal canopy]

Those don't exist, is a myth.

[hasty otter]

That's not true and you all know it

[regal grove]

no matter what happens in my life that message will my my biggest regret

[warped onyx]

Hello Stalkeresse i need to sell your pda

[winged current]

-What did you bring?
shows this photo
-You're lying!.. It can't be!

[robust oar]

I have a female friend and she loves stalker

[azure phoenix]

He's literally me

[civic marten]

Me when my nephew touched my legos (never touch a man’s lego)

[earnest osprey]

the best thing is that this is cut from monolith hentai nbc suit

[cold crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[modest galleon]

HD Models 🤮

[ocean ermine]

This is not HD models, it worse - Anomaly

[pulsar ember]

yikes

[earnest osprey]

yeah everything that is not vanilla stalker is yikes🤓

[full tinsel]

see he gets it

[soft crescent]

i don't see what's wrong with the monolith suit, it's just a recolored vanilla skin with mag pouches and a different gas mask

[regal grove]

True

[brisk niche]

that means "Stalker fans when Strelok says 'I am the Stalker' ", right? nice to see my few months of learning spanish are paying for themselves

[pulsar ember]

yup

[weak crest]

false monolithian
the monolith wouldn't ever be distracted by such nonsense as that type of content, too busy doing more important stuff (praising the monolith)

[pastel kettle]

just a bit of shakedowns

[brisk sonnet]

.

[silk sage]

That's just a guy with big round chest muscle girls are fake

[robust oar]

Nah she cute af

[civic marten]

Imaginary friends are real cute Fr fr

[exotic harness]

Zone produced cheese

[pastel kettle]

from what, pseudogiant milk?

[thick prairie]

[civic marten]

Pseudogiant milkers where

[weak crest]

I like girls

[exotic harness]

bloodsucker kisser

[barren dirge]

Women don’t exist. It’s just an illusion made by the Zone

[thick lantern]

We exist, but we just look like guys (there are no female models for us)

[pulsar ember]

True

[robust oar]

Sorry didnt want to make you jealous

[civic marten]

Jealous of your schizophrenia? No thanks bro

[regal grove]

The ones wearing gasmasks, seva suits, or balaclavas

[thick lantern]

Yes.

[prime lintel]

"Hey, you! Would you like to buy a gauss rifle for 800 rou-"

The 7.62/39 bullet exiting the chamber of my gun:

[cold crystal]

Loners meeting loners

[dire wolf]

Master...

[robust oar]

Im sorry i forgot duty gets no b***hes so you are just jealous :D

[civic marten]

Bro why u so mad ?

[weak crest]

Ni*** ,you got a stromae profile picture... be quiet.

[weak crest]

Anomaly 🤮

[quiet vessel]

both of you shut the hell up youre making the place sound like a used car dealership!!!!

[frosty quiver]

were bored enough to spam the helicopter rocket fx over a video from 90s

[wicked venture]

Translate, pls

[regal grove]

Go back to black Mesa, g man

[weak crest]

S2 hater- Your trashker will never come out!
True fan- I know

[weak crest]

what if like all 3 STALKER, Metro and Fallout
what do i do then
(Fallout 1, 2 and NV tho)

[civic marten]

stop metroing and falling out , and start stalking all over the place

[weak crest]

Stalker is ther only thing you need

[regal grove]

Metro and stalker are great, fallout is sometimes great

[lean fable]

Why only play Stalker?
When you can also read the Metro novels during the times you can’t play on your computer, cause it’s also a cool Universe with a post-apocalyptic setting in a Slavic country

[weak crest]

Read Roadside Picnic Instead

[quasi pagoda]

or watch Tarkovsky's Stalker

[cold crystal]

Me questioning the funny looking bandit
(It’s a controller)

[eager flare]

LR300 with PSO and GP25?

[civic marten]

Cursed

[regal grove]

I've been listening to metro, great while riding on public transit

[weak crest]

AK-74/2M with SUSAT and M203

[pulsar ember]

Then you get expelled by all 3 fanbases cus you can only like one ((atleast on the view of most stalkers here))

[regal grove]

I still dont see why stalker and metro have a rivalry, metro (the book) even nods to roadside picnic

[weak crest]

Both made my same devs

[weak crest]

Me playing what i want cause i don't listen some people on discord

[full tinsel]

based, but i also dont like your opinions

[hazy mason]

one has a furry pfp and the other is officially cool, needless to say i dont need to read the discussion to know who is right

[regal grove]

I can post anything here, as long as I add text saying anything vaguely related to stalker

[full tinsel]

yeah you can post low effort memes and get away with it

[south onyx]

how old were you when you realized that noah looks like Jasse Pinkman

[civic marten]

Same actor

[final orchid]

Noah, we need to cook

[tidal oyster]

They deleted my message 😭

[haughty wraith]

Crabticus#1586 has been muted for 6 hours

Reason: only STALKER memes in #🤨┃stalker_memes

Muted until · May 5, 2023, 5:07 PM

[west rapids]

only metro and stalker

[late stratus]

Both not fun

[native forum]

Stop offtoping in memes please

[cold crystal]

Keep offtoping the memes

[lone lily]

GSC Game World Please if you have to delay the game
delay it until it finished
you don't want to mess up like them
even if it's will be good after updates
you will not reach you full potential
first impressions it's the key for all

[kindred halo]

[robust oar]

low quality

[modest hemlock]

Better was T-pose

[cinder verge]

I was hoping it was a toaster nintendo but it was the last thousand copies of ET the extra terrestrial

[weak crest]

Oh god this is beautiful

[exotic harness]

:(

[weak crest]

:c

[cinder urchin]

:[

[thick lantern]

do not trust what they say, just drink some vodka after petting one 👍

[regal grove]

Psy dogs

[hallow lotus]

No hate on you or anything just I thought this was funny

[weak crest]

Это искусство.

[unborn folio]

Боричелло-то между тем выкатил вот такой видос
https://youtu.be/B5VDBft3B8Q

[cold crystal]

Couldent understand a word but still funny

[formal jacinth]

The controller at the end of the agroprom hallway

[weak crest]

me after using 5 sausages instead of health kits in soc

[weak crest]

after playing stalker for 16h

[foggy phoenix]

He became snork.

[hazy mason]

this has to be the worst joke ive seen at this chat in two entire years

[frosty quiver]

i cant believe i am siding with a dutier without influence for first time in past 2 years

[regal grove]

And my axe

[earnest panther]

Hey buddy I think you got a wrong base, the hippie base is few km away.

[latent pivot]

...

[quiet vessel]

step 1
become one with the nature
step 2
bone a bloodsucker
step 3
become the devil bloodsucker that will haunt rostok
step 4
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

[regal hemlock]

Replace that Dutter with a bloodsucker and you’ll have a semi-accurate meme

[ashen ravine]

Then flip the freedom and bloodsucker places

[regal grove]

Bludsucker

[modest galleon]

so real

[hallow lotus]

Probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while thank you for that I really needed that today

[velvet lotus]

enough internet for today

[torn isle]

fr what the hell did i just see

[haughty wraith]

Rijo312#9801 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[frosty quiver]

i recreated that meme while making another playermodel

[quiet vessel]

what is jihadi john doing in clear sky

[regal grove]

😵‍💫

[slim holly]

a w domu wszyscy zdrowi ?

[lusty stump]

my honest reaction

[velvet lotus]

sounds to praise a rock and develop schizophrenia to.

[tepid sentinel]

it is a Jani station - the only safe place in the vicinity of Jupiter

[raven plinth]

"Українська Локалізація" як мед на душу.

[steady wagon]

Звичайний день на Янові

[leaden bison]

Thank you

[tidal oyster]

Hope they don’t change the model of the energy drink in Stalker 2

[regal grove]

♻️

[urban crest]

♻️

[haughty wraith]

6six#1899 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[regal grove]

[kindred halo]

[manic lantern]

YOU CANT STOP ME YOUR MEMES ARE ALL MINE!

[frosty quiver]

And then Wolf said, "I am S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community"

[regal grove]

Tbf I did steal it from YouTube

[sly sphinx]

And then Strelok revealed himself. “It was I! I was the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl!”

[strange hound]

Stalker fans when they eat "bread" instead of bread:

||(free One Piece meme too cuz i'm to lazy to find the video without the meme)||

[prime lintel]

"oh boy i cant wait to get out of agroprom underground!"

The Controller:

[weak crest]

Live image at bar keepers kitchen

[robust oar]

stop

[weak crest]

3 in 1
STALKER joke with a one piece meme using a Jojo's clip

[regal grove]

Reddit

[weak crest]

Sssh

[soft crescent]

this shit looks like it was taken in scp106's pocket dimension

[regal grove]

I see double and hear voices when I read this

[sly sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-explaining-gif-25555840

[sly sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-bloodsucker-on-bicycle-gif-20911439

[regal grove]

Remember when this channel had good memes?

[exotic harness]

I saw a woman today

[proper sonnet]

no

[earnest panther]

Fake

[exotic harness]

Yea I don't believe myself either at times

[prime lintel]

100rads best food

[torn isle]

Nutritious meal!

[civic marten]

*magic weird blue rock

[glass parrot]

!warn 1064749586138275851 only stalker memes

[haughty wraith]

RedTheOriginal#5883 has been warned

Reason: only stalker memes

[lethal valley]

xd

[weak crest]

[regal grove]

Should have added text vaguely related to stalker 😞

[kindred halo]

[full tinsel]

[foggy phoenix]

[strange hound]

Some ex-monolith guys after getting recruited by duty:

[regal grove]

[weak crest]

Stalker when he see an anomaly in front of himself in Clear Sky

[rose elk]

I walk right through just like the monolith intended

[lucid token]

[weak crest]

[regal grove]

🚿

[wispy plinth]

before may 2022
good times

[lament lichen]

NOOOO!, emission doesnt aproove

[frosty quiver]

we are all the evil robber man, in our soul

[foggy phoenix]

[weak crest]

🇨

[regal grove]

[warm topaz]

[weak crest]

[still tangle]

Just a normal day on Army Warehouses;

[brisk niche]

what did he say?

[weak crest]

I don't care what will happen to me

[velvet lotus]

Death, very painful. Wouldn't recommend

[cold crystal]

My two comrades watching as I am torn to shreds in an instance by an anomaly

[exotic harness]

Who was in Paris?

[lament lichen]

monolith_number_6 ?

[lone sleet]

Every Bandit's Starter Kit, blyat! 😂

[weak crest]

[regal grove]

No sausage? 😵‍💫

[amber lotus]

when I open a new cigarette

[cold crystal]

POV: Nonstop energy drink

[ashen ravine]

The primal fear I felt watching this video…

[regal hemlock]

I too feel the primal fear of being an energy drink and being chased by a giant hand

[weak crest]

[torn isle]

if anxiety was a video

[mellow notch]

What game is this

[jaunty furnace]

Garry's Mod

[full tinsel]

better question: what map is this

[regal grove]

I stole this in cold blood

[red spade]

I stole this in colder blood

[torn isle]

bruh

[full tinsel]

I stole this in the coldest blood

[merry breach]

I stole this in the colder then coldest blood

[loud stratus]

Somebody have the meme of american psycho (patrick bateman) meme about stalker? xD

[pastel kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996096175419707585/1086131784867127406/677248e95dc37becc282343c8a0d3c11b8d8252c36bbcfebfa79ba4bf119d622_1.mp4 this?

[lament lichen]

i stole this cause this mans handsom, F paris, france sucks
(for legal discordian rules, i state this sentence as a joke, kinda )

[weak crest]

I stole this in the colder then coldest blood

[azure phoenix]

I'm the sheriff and I killed the last man who stole it and I'm now returning it to its rightful owner

[weak crest]

streloks in paris 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[loud stratus]

No brother, the one of patrick bateman listening to Williem Dafoe about he going through scorcher and shit and patrick like "aham..." and perfect girl song behind

[pastel kettle]

yeahhh sorry, dont have that one

[kindred halo]

I stole this from the sheriff in the colder then coldest blood

[haughty wraith]

Der Jäger#9665 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[late stratus]

I stole this from the guy that stole this from the sheriff and I'm gonna put this in an auction

[merry breach]

I stole this from the guy that stole this from the another guy that stole this from the sheriff and now i'm going to protect it to not be stolen again

[regal grove]

I was the one who originally stole this, I'm coming back to claim my rightful plunder

[lone lily]

I started it all

[full tinsel]

memes channel has been completely derailed

[oblique willow]

this is the counting incident all over again

[azure phoenix]

I'm destroying the "Strekok in Paris" art work by @lone lily

[exotic harness]

I wish I saw those who were in Paris

[sly sphinx]

Stalkas in Paris

[glass parrot]

Alright we are gonna stop posting stalker in Paris

We all know Paris is way way worse than that

[jagged dock]

I stole this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1106195631275515995/1-1.png

[regal grove]

No more, it's lost to a burner anomaly now

[iron heron]

[warm topaz]

days

[lone lily]

Strelok can survive everything

[glass parrot]

next to post this image gets muted

[regal grove]

I will

[pulsar ember]

🫡 It was nice to know you

[glass parrot]

!tempmute 690598423103143936 1d spam

[haughty wraith]

Atomkraft?_Ja_Bitte!#5835 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: spam

Muted until · May 12, 2023, 5:50 PM

[velvet lotus]

(he liked paris too much)

[delicate finch]

I also love Paris too much

[merry breach]

I love Paris too

[earnest vortex]

Guys what if this was actually the Eiffel tower from Las Vegas

[full tinsel]

the meme channel revolt

[glass parrot]

!tempmute 1005158812099018833 1d spam in memes

[haughty wraith]

Sraegy#2772 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: spam in memes

Muted until · May 12, 2023, 6:43 PM

[glass parrot]

!tempmute 687925631534497803 1d spam in memes

[haughty wraith]

Зero#2569 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: spam in memes

Muted until · May 12, 2023, 6:44 PM

[thick prairie]

!tempmute @lucid token 7d spam

[haughty wraith]

Princess_Luna_The_Best_Pony#3545 has been muted for 1 week

Reason: spam

Muted until · May 18, 2023, 7:03 PM

[peak sluice]

Nah bruh, I'll just be a free stalker

[pulsar ember]

I'd rather live on swamps and have my fate sealed to brainwashing thank you very much

[velvet lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-on-the-computer-on-the-internet-using-the-computer-browsing-gif-15481503

[kindred halo]

[exotic harness]

Viva la France 🇫🇷

[weak crest]

The irony

[rare briar]

Stalker 2 Siderovich

[frosty quiver]

neighbors cant stop throwing shit at my car like dawg im not even praying to rocks i accidently sneaked in and they still didnt notice 😭😭

[sly sphinx]

Not true. False. Untruthful. Fibs.

[wintry musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891097988745797696/1106449222372438047/watermark.webp

[velvet lotus]

I just now realized that's gmod. Not bad for a game used for larping and scamming kids.

[weak crest]

random bandit around the corner:

[willow fox]

stonks

[weak crest]

“Bread”

[frosty quiver]

me all the time

[weak crest]

Goooood

[hardy valley]

Low effort done to death meme i made in 5 minutes

[candid cedar]

whats the music

[weak crest]

peaceful ending of soc

[regal grove]

Teacher should have been sidorovich

[cobalt bronze]

Amazing

[brisk niche]

gta san andreas beta moment

[weak crest]

Thugshaker

[brisk niche]

mrВист

[weak crest]

the zone is a very strange place

[weak crest]

Monolith reference?!?!?!(this is relevant trust me)

[lone sleet]

Well, Combine and Monolith have a lot of in common , so maybe there's a lot of references. 😁

[civic marten]

No

[south onyx]

ok dutyer https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777141839474982913/1104464823254790264/1177.jpg

[brisk niche]

indeed

[barren dirge]

Fixed to be more accurate. All my homies hate dooti

[torn isle]

No they dont(ok maybe a bit)
((ok fine they do))

[hazy mason]

one of the moments of all times

[regal grove]

I don't know what 🍪 means, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[urban crest]

It's just a cookie: beautiful, pleasant, delicious

[full tinsel]

he's true

[weak crest]

True. Thats why I choose monolith because also emotionless and brainwashed.

[regal grove]

?

[autumn forge]

Does anyone have the meme with a guy writing on a burning paper and stalker related caption?

[formal jacinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1106896887119892521/caption-3.gif

[wispy plinth]

it was posted here like 24 hours ago i think just scroll up
nvm i was wrong

[quasi knoll]

Are there people who actually prefer freedom over duty?'

[weak crest]

yes, I hope they find a cure

[wispy plinth]

thanks joe biden i will make sure to give you ALL of my information

[dim shard]

I AM A MERCENARY DR KRUGLOV!

[dire wolf]

Actual stalker meme

[regal grove]

Heliborne

[wintry musk]

what the hell be goin on in the zone bru

[graceful fox]

My theory: Was Strelok made in a lab?

reason why I think this: I saw an Indian version of Strelok, Lithuanian version of Strelok, and some random guy who looks like Strelok on the streets.

conclusion: 'nough said. strelok real!!11!!!

[prime lintel]

who this

[sweet onyx]

WHY ARE THERE NO EMBEDS HERE AAAAAAA now i have to wait 2 hours

[peak portal]

ghost one of the strelok close friends he die lab-x16

[magic fog]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/1106801492972818452/RomanticalController.mp4

[echo grail]

Who is Nough?

[haughty wraith]

RedTheOriginal#5883 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[haughty wraith]

Atomkraft?_Ja_Bitte!#5835 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[weak crest]

As Somebody that has played all 3 of the originals and only after that touched an overhaul, this picture is disgusting on so many levels.

[slim holly]

I played all the original and I will even say that Gamma is not bad, it's better than Stalcraft

[agile tartan]

Germany liked your post🇩🇪

[lone lily]

I talk about people who didn't played the originals I don't talk about all the GAMMA / EFP players
if you like any Overhaul enjoy it even if your never played the originals
but it's weird that people start playing Stalker with [[5]] Overhauls
and calling themselves an Stalker Fan without even playing the originals
now think what expectations those people come with Stalker 2
hugely false ones

[cold crystal]

Kill bandits. Behead bandits. Roundhouse kick a bandit into the concrete. Slam dunk a bandit baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bandits. Defecate in a bandits food. Launch bandits into the sun. Stir fry bandits in a wok. Toss bandits into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bandits gas tank. Judo throw bandits into a wood chipper. Twist bandits heads off. Report bandits to the IRS. Karate chop bandits in half. Curb stomp pregnant starving bandits. Trap bandits in quicksand. Crush bandits in the trash compactor. Liquefy bandits in a vat of acid. Eat bandits. Dissect bandits. Exterminate bandits in the gas chamber. Stomp bandits skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bandits in the oven. Lobotomize bandits. Mandatory abortions for bandits. Grind banditsfetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bandits in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bandits with a ray gun. Kick old bandits down the stairs. Feed bandits to alligators. Slice bandits with a katana.

[wispy plinth]

this is targeted at the average gamma/efp fan
you are the exception, not the norm

[karmic jetty]

whats an overhaul?

[torn isle]

[vernal pilot]

anybody got the big image of this emoji?

[hazy mason]

Kill gamma. Behead gamma. Roundhouse kick a gamma into the concrete. Slam dunk a gamma baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gamma. Defecate in a gamma food. Launch gamma into the sun. Stir fry gamma in a wok. Toss gamma into active volcanoes. Urinate into a gamma gas tank. Judo throw gamma into a wood chipper. Twist gamma heads off. Report gamma to the IRS. Karate chop gamma in half. Curb stomp pregnant starving gamma. Trap gamma in quicksand. Crush gamma in the trash compactor. Liquefy gamma in a vat of acid. Eat gamma. Dissect gamma. Exterminate gamma in the gas chamber. Stomp gamma skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gamma in the oven. Lobotomize gamma. Mandatory abortions for gamma. Grind gamma fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown gamma in fried chicken grease. Vaporize gamma with a ray gun. Kick old gamma down the stairs. Feed gamma to alligators. Slice gamma with a katana.

[regal hemlock]

What about EFP?

[weak crest]

Monolith is turning people into femboys? A hell nah i aint never going near the brain scorcher

[soft crescent]

i love paris

[echo grail]

I played the trilogy first and honestly, they aren't bad
But due to that one case of GROK being a scum, I am on EFP side

[lone lily]

hmm

[kindred halo]

[regal grove]

What's wrong?

[barren dirge]

No godddd not again

[lament lichen]

Oh no! They kidnapped strelok!

[wispy plinth]

he stopped loving paris

[oblique willow]

“i love paris” strelok meme

[regal grove]

yes, its happening again

[weak crest]

it's okay bro we're gonna get out of here

[hazy mason]

No idea what that is

[weak crest]

🤓

[subtle coyote]

Why people don't like gamma? Real question, I don't understand

[wintry musk]

community associated with it, many people havent played the og trilogy

[exotic harness]

context?

[brisk niche]

everyone on may 15th be like

[subtle coyote]

there are rumours that they will release something?

[autumn forge]

a fart

[graceful fox]

😭

[regal grove]

To be fair, their country is kind of at war

[weak crest]

Average american stalker player

[surreal canopy]

the ultimate stalker setup

[regal grove]

Average american stalker player

[west rapids]

dont ask strelok who was in paris

[merry breach]

I love paris

[haughty wraith]

BÖNEZÖNE#5157 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[merry breach]

I stole this in warm blood

[lone lily]

Grok is using Synth work without permission and telling him to f*ck off and getting money of it in the end
Synth also use other people work and make money of it but he got actual permission and he promised to share with them the money

[regal hemlock]

Same

[barren dirge]

It’s starting again

[full tinsel]

if there is a stalker movie, ryan gosling must be strelok

[regal grove]

I 'ate Paris 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂‍♀️🔪

[vernal pilot]

Nuke paris into dust powder

[earnest vortex]

Who was in Paris ?

[exotic harness]

Me too

[weak crest]

ew stalkraft.

[autumn forge]

Stalcraft is cool + this is roblox

[ember pike]

I am him

[kindred halo]

[strange hound]

I am the one who wishes

[spare flax]

hey guys i made a thingy thing sound mod thing,, i think cool
maybe is stalker 2 hiden boss!!! bandit tank!!!

[regal grove]

He escaped

[weak crest]

Grok dosent deserve his platform and there are many good reasons i dont hate gamma that much tho i do believe in the fact that someone has to crush his huge ego and show him that he isnt some sort of messiah to the stalker community he is a tarkov reject like alot of em

[lone lily]

Stalker 2 vs Old Builds of Shadow of Chernobyl
maybe GSC (Reworking) old builds
but this can also mean nothing

[regal hemlock]

He doesn’t deserve his position or fame of where he sits currently at all. Yes GAMMA is a “great” mod, I frankly don’t like it just because it screws over the whole stalker vibe of what is originally stalker. Someone with his position and his power can really do damage to the stalker community if he decides to do something stupid and as Mr. Defender showed he completely forgot to credit a mod author (on purpose or accident) and now he definitely won’t be giving credit so you can probably only imagine how many more he’s screwed over or didn’t credit besides Synth. Now let’s probably stop talking about this before the mods end up muting us for a week for having a conversation in #🤨┃stalker_memes

[regal grove]

Who is grok

[mild warren]

why ya post it in meme

[formal jacinth]

I've politely shoplifted this

[regal grove]

I miss the pre strelok in Paris days of this Server. People used to post high quality memes once upon a time

[jaunty furnace]

Yeah, as if, you don't remember or 🤨 ?

[upper wedge]

i just love this video

[thick lantern]

i hate paris 🖕

[cold crystal]

I hate the fr*nch

[merry breach]

This is mine now

[civic marten]

Don’t mention them , yuck

[thick prairie]

Stop with the repost

[merry breach]

I created this new image

[thick lantern]

A little goof made me do this

[arctic pumice]

kharkiv is awesome

[lone sleet]

Stalkraft ain't so bad.

[cold crystal]

Successful Artifact hunt

[earnest panther]

Me when I finally found a "Golden fish"

[weak crest]

Stfu

i cant imagine playing stalkraft unironically

[brisk niche]

im out of the loop, whats with the who was in paris meme

[near tangle]

What a lovely wallpaper

[torn isle]

wałbrzych...

[valid hedge]

Wałbrzych my beloved

[cold crystal]

My honest reaction

[prime lintel]

bru jak można kochać bydgoszcz???

[weak crest]

tsoi didn't die he just lives in microsoft bliss

[brisk niche]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[rare briar]

DOLG, its in official site, its not edit haha

[haughty wraith]

HarryCallahan#5588 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[full tinsel]

bad word

[soft mirage]

Good bot

[earnest vortex]

Delete this

[brisk niche]

it would have cost nothing to not post this

[exotic harness]

No good words can express how much I hate ХТЗ.
ХТЗ is the equivalent of Detroit.

[regal grove]

I will throw myself into an anomaly

[graceful fox]

STALKER is real!!!!1!!11!1!

[wild citrus]

Holy moley - is it a STALKER reference?!?!?!?!

[weak crest]

strelok in paris

[regal grove]

I stole this, this is a repost. I'm not sorry and I will do it again.

[merry breach]

I stole this from guy that stole this from another guy that stole this from other guy

[subtle coyote]

Gotaga the French Monster ???

[azure phoenix]

It's been 2 years since strelok entered the Paris anomaly, I'm slowly giving up on finding him

[brisk niche]

billy > gotaga

[regal hemlock]

I thought I saw him earlier… I must’ve wandered too close to the Scorcher.

[rose elk]

Once you paris, you parish (very funny I know thank you)

[formal jacinth]

Where is paris

[weak crest]

IT NEVER HAPPENED! PARIS NEVER EXISTED! STRELOK NEVER EXISTED EITHER! IT WAS ALL IN YOUR HEAD

[earnest vortex]

The evolution of this meme is simply fantastic

[ember pike]

pretend there's stredog on the screen and she's twerking and strelok is twerking too and ghost is just staring

[wispy plinth]

what

[full tinsel]

im going to make this a wojak

[wild citrus]

DO IT - I dream of having my own wojak

[regal grove]

Gp 5?

[regal grove]

I uhh

[echo warren]

@olive prairie sorry for your loss 😢😢😢

[verbal violet]

Seeing the old paris meme turn and evolve, is heart warming!

[weak crest]

Its like the counting all over again.

[glacial charm]

What if it was all just a dream?

[cold crystal]

Do it Tampico, or I’ll block you again

[weak crest]

That one mutant in the undern ground agroprom

[full tinsel]

i forgot, ill do it later maybe

[cold crystal]

blocked

[west rapids]

i love paris

[regal grove]

i love paris

[quick elk]

I love Zaporizhzhia

[hazy mason]

Jellyfish smokers rise up

[earnest panther]

I love Kyiv

[cinder urchin]

those psi-emitters are powerful stuff
be turning people into french

[warm topaz]

it is horrific 💔

[earnest vortex]

I am sad to admit I can confirm those facts

[regal hemlock]

A fate worse than zombification

[velvet lotus]

^this goes on in an zombified stalkers brain^

[weak crest]

i came here for funny memes not brainwashing come on bruh

[full tinsel]

yet they only mutter about their daughter at home

[azure phoenix]

This is what actually goes on inside the zombified stalkers brain, their brain is working at such high speeds that they can only mumble out a few dear things

[proper hazel]

The Gothic Style churches!?

[regal grove]

If you've come here for funny memes then you are in the wrong place

[olive prairie]

I'm going to eat you

[echo warren]

DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU AND THE SCIENTIST COULD ESCAPE TO YANTAR? THINK STRELOK, THINK!!

[full tinsel]

why do you only speak once a month in random channels

[modest galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027945131552276482/1107730965893218455/Conflict.gif

[regal hemlock]

They just spawn in once a Month before vanishing again.

[modest galleon]

boy got a swastika in the pfp 😂

[quasi knoll]

what discipline is there in freedom?
no weed after 10pm?

[earnest vortex]

No d*ck measuring contests

[civic marten]

No mutant sex on fridays

[thick lantern]

No using megaphone on wednesdays
I'm looking at you Yar and Ashot

[strange hound]

Marked One dreaming about a guy who is identically like him called Strelok, wondering what does that dream mean:

[fringe otter]

STALKER QUICK
PULL OUT YOUR SHOTGUN AND DO A 180

[azure phoenix]

Bloodsuckers

[torn isle]

[fossil kiln]

[cold crystal]

[strange hound]

OH NO HE CAN'T HEAR YOU HE IS WEARING AIRPODS

[sage bobcat]

'

[velvet lotus]

.

[frosty quiver]

my honest reaction to your lack of knowledgement on symbols

[arctic pumice]

Azov battalion insignia, certainly an uhh interesting way to support Ukraine

[regal hemlock]

Ashot and Yar DLC for S2 cost: $20

[regal grove]

It ultimately works against Ukraine to support the Azovs

[weak crest]

who was in the cnpp

[weak crest]

[rapid pebble]

exactly

[exotic shuttle]

the boys

[regal grove]

Liquidators

[regal grove]

Finally

[lucid token]

Nooooo paris 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[full tinsel]

me.

[cold crystal]

Hey did you hear? you can find a really rare artifact in this place called Paris! Too bad Only Strelok knows where it is...

[regal hemlock]

“Strelok huh? Never thought I’d hear that name after he got sucked into that Paris Anomaly. Heard it was located deeper in the Zone then where we are. Now, sit down and have a drink.”

[wispy plinth]

strelok is just stuck in a space anomaly where its only paris

[hallow lotus]

Can I get a Translation from someone please

[hasty rain]

"Stalker"

[regal grove]

i love paris

[atomic gale]

[oblique willow]

lv 100 mafia boss

[hallow lotus]

Thanks

[merry breach]

We must rebuild paris

[quiet vessel]

you cheapskate,alright bring it to the commandant

[lean fable]

That….
Dosent even look similar to a swastika…
I’m German, I know what I’m talking about…

lil edit: it’s still a Right-radical symbol tho… it’s taken from a other German Nazi symbol and used by a Ukrainian neo-facist party

[prime lintel]

forgive Huide shes a woman

[glass parrot]

let us stop the offtop shall we?

[velvet lotus]

That's a Georgian symbol representing the sun and its has zero affiliation with right wing radicalism. The "Wolfsklaue" was used by Ukrainian volunteers but that's already known.

[glass parrot]

Next to continue the conversation here gets a mute

[cold crystal]

Live huide reaction

[frosty quiver]

rtx (do not question why only 2 paris are there)

[velvet lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008103806459986083/1109187191617372220/caption.gif

[weak crest]

be me
befriend a girl that shares same interests
explain IN EXTREME DETAIL the lore of S.T.A.L.K.E.R
immediately blocked

[weak crest]

roblox rp games are so funny cause you see people taking everything seriously while the avatars look like knockoff legos

[full tinsel]

she wasn't for you

[regal grove]

Well yeah, you probably spoiled it

[thick lantern]

holy monolith thats so true literally

[vernal pilot]

hejtiujmy pl!

[iron heron]

strelok was in paris

[lone lily]

it's not 🚿 watch a little longer it's not what you think

[quiet vessel]

what theme ost is this? im pretty sure i never heard it

[hazy mason]

this is 100% a 🚿

you dumbass

[frosty quiver]

🚿 is an insult only if you never 🚿 , its a compliment if you do 🚿

[azure phoenix]

Dark Valley - CS (think it was in soc as well in another area)

[earnest vortex]

Hilarious leaked effects of the brain scorcher

[weak crest]

need a mod that adds that song on the radio

[regal grove]

The metro version

[haughty wraith]

The Free Mann#1426 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hazy mason]

+ratio +no arm plate +ye belly exposed +jesterlike crotch armor +thy baron was overthrown +no coat of arms +no squire +horse deceased +son hast the plague +feud lord is taxing thee +lost blacksmith alliance +broken sheath +zero shank mail +no feet plate

[weak crest]

exactly, if she aint into stalker i dont want nothing to do with her

[regal grove]

Idk who this @haughty wraith guy is, but he never posts memes

[weak crest]

i heard that he's a legend and knows victoria's secret

[regal hemlock]

I’ve heard he warns a lot of people for minor things

[exotic roost]

I heard that he is a nerd 🤓

[cold crystal]

I heard he knows who’s in Paris

[weak crest]

He was a good stalker

[echo warren]

Newcomers getting banned instantaneously after posting an off topic meme for the 50th time in a day

[upper wedge]

he's actually listening to bandit radio on 200% that's for sure

[regal grove]

honestly the kettle helm is a better helmet that whatever he has on

[velvet lotus]

A Freedomer high on grass clippings trying to debate a bloodsucker

[haughty wraith]

Atomkraft?_Ja_Bitte!#5835 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[exotic harness]

https://tenor.com/view/stanley-sleeping-the-office-gif-10555880

[strange hound]

Duty vs Freedom: Kind of chilling when they are next to each other (Like in Call of Pripyat)

Some researchers with blue camo suits and the biggests scums of criminals fighting for the territory of a big swamp full of mud next to cordon:

[weak crest]

Kinda Based.

[kindred halo]

[formal jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[lucid token]

minuses?

[quartz pawn]

women in stalker dont exist

[lone lily]

nice
but I don't understand why I get 🚿 and you don't

[weak crest]

Moving gravity anomaly spotyed in poland

[sullen mason]

Touch it

[woeful abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508429516352258059/988203554596593704/v12044gd02_1.mp4

[uneven maple]

To the ♻️ reacters, proof or didn't happen

[cold crystal]

kuro finally being based

[thick lantern]

I posted general in memes

[vernal pilot]

Throw this man into an anomaly immediately

[haughty wraith]

Atomkraft?_Ja_Bitte!#5835 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[weak crest]

Install stalcraft on this mans pc now

[exotic harness]

We post stalker memes here sir

[olive prairie]

ew

[hazy mason]

become paris

[eager flare]

welcome to paris

[weak crest]

every street got the zaza 🤑

If there Is Weed on the street then Take It and sell It to the freedomers.

[glass parrot]

!tempmute 832163513850003456 2d offtop in memes

[haughty wraith]

Freilyn#3024 has been muted for 2 days

Reason: offtop in memes

Muted until · May 23, 2023, 10:13 AM

[haughty wraith]

Elio?#7433 has been muted for 3 weeks

Reason: offtopic in #🤨┃stalker_memes

Muted until · Jun 11, 2023, 12:07 PM

[echo grail]

That looked like a boner to me

[kindred halo]

[frank scaffold]

What did you use to get that?

[weak crest]

i was confused at first with this mission too

[cold crystal]

Someone give me the I love Paris meme without Strelok
I got an idea

[regal grove]

Why was this delete? Edit: nvm it wasn't, wifi issue

[regal grove]

REDDIT

[weak crest]

any problem with reddit, m'lady?

[azure phoenix]

Shouldn't it be the opposite? Novice difficulty is 10 times more harder than Master difficulty

[glass parrot]

???

[wispy plinth]

that is a hoax

[lean fable]

Strelok after he finds out that he never reached Paris

[olive prairie]

@verbal violet Are you seeing the memes people are making about Strelok in Paris now?!?!?

[regal hemlock]

We need someone to made a new mod of stalker called Strelok in Paris

[regal grove]

I think that those kinds of problems that people have with stalker dont come from difficulty. They come from people blindly rushing into situations like its doom, then getting mowed down

[lean fable]

Yes
That would be a great idea

[velvet lotus]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Escape from Paris

[cold crystal]

(He’s taking you to Paris)

[azure phoenix]

Me when I find about enemies being bullet sponges on novice is only a myth and not real

[rose elk]

Stalker: call of paris

[pastel kettle]

mike ehrmantraut

[echo grail]

Mike ehrmtrout

[earnest vortex]

STALKER Shadow of the Eiffel Tower

[lean fable]

im happy that others also use that clip as a meme

[torn isle]

me

[regal grove]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Bastille

[idle badger]

stalker tour de france

[lean fable]

Stalker Heart of The Eiffel Tower

[frosty quiver]

operation paris where the military had to bombard the eiffel tower but fail due to an emission caused by it

[lament lichen]

[echo grail]

what music

[graceful fox]

Me in the future in Paris, France, seeing the Eiffel Tower as flashbacks about memes of Strelok in Paris start appearing in my head (getoutofmyheadplz):

[lean fable]

Brian is the Most Beautiful by Memo Boy

[chrome sigil]

literally me in dead city

[muted mural]

I need a good meme template about taking a stroll in Pripyat and encountering two Burers and almost yeeting my keyboard pls
the heartattack was real

[oblique willow]

[zinc bolt]

a picture of a mercenary basement execution held by freedom. SVOBOOODAAA

[velvet lotus]

larp

[regal grove]

Freedom leader

[valid hedge]

We at freedom here are silly

[weak crest]

oh no…..

[verbal violet]

I AM!!!!!!!! its so funny!!! i love that! :D

[loud stratus]

https://tenor.com/pt-BR/view/hitting-someone-with-a-bat-hitting-a-guy-into-a-screen-hitting-and-breaking-the-screen-gif-24414471

[civic marten]

Can’t even post a meme in #🤨┃stalker_memes

[weak crest]

The military near cordon resisting themselves to shoot down a news plane flying over the Zone for the 6th time a day

[echo grail]

(Note: Meme off Reddit, if you're the og maker dm me and I'll remove it)

[cinder verge]

https://imgflip.com/gif/7mom78

[barren dirge]

Larp

[surreal canopy]

larp

[regal hemlock]

Anyone got that meme of Strelok throwing a BTR onto wolf? You can DM it to me if you want

[full tinsel]

what does the cookie reaction mean. is this the new 🤨

[regal grove]

It means a scrumptious cookie

[regal grove]

What a loveable little scamp

[surreal magnet]

I ain't smoking your stupid cannabis

[valid hedge]

Okay

[vernal pilot]

real freedomers smoke crack

[surreal magnet]

All work, no game. At least getting paid is nice

[balmy sage]

Todd does not smoke cannabis
Todd is a christian dutyer

[split scaffold]

i love these reactions

[weak crest]

Zone produced wheels

[hasty otter]

There's no friends, my friend

[ocean ermine]

He isn't your friend, there's no friends, my friend

[full tinsel]

im your friend, my friend

[cold crystal]

I love Paris
But who was in paris

[upper wedge]

there should be more videos like this but with others factions like clear sky, loners, etc

[weak crest]

Bro they putting stalker voice lines over actul war footage💀

[regal hemlock]

That’s practically what any edits are

[regal grove]

Scientists

[full tinsel]

bro thats a whole new level of larp

[weak crest]

Yo guys does anyone have a phonk edit of duty? it was made exactly like this freedom edit but it was dooty

[exotic shuttle]

lmao i was about to make one

[uncut peak]

No

[arctic pumice]

Duty ideology kinda sucks tho

[foggy phoenix]

Agreed.

[lean fable]

In Monolith We don’t have friends…
We have Brothers
until they are gunned down in a suicidal charge again… or some weird guy with memory loss and a Kalashnikov appears again

[regal hemlock]

Their ideology is like shooting a water gun or throwing a nerf dart at a Pseudogiant until it dies

[weak crest]

Average stalker ( or me)

[regal grove]

hon hon hon

[somber tulip]

dont be edgy

[forest sail]

🖕🖕🖕😈

[uncut peak]

This is my favorite intended feature in the game

[olive prairie]

[pine mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1110594587761856582/real.kawudk_2023-05-23-18-44-14_1684856654149.mp4

[mighty rover]

Anyone got any clear sky faction edits?

[surreal magnet]

Idk if you mean the game or the faction

[lunar pond]

can confirm

[nimble raft]

Cat anomaly

[surreal magnet]

This ruined my day

[lucid token]

I love paris

[lean fable]

Id still pat the cat
Death through floof radiation?
Sounds wonderful

[weak crest]

Its the żorik cat who ate the death lamp

[earnest vortex]

Anyone got that "Me circulating around my wife's restraining order anomaly" meme ?

[azure phoenix]

What the f are these meme requests, not even Sidorovich can get his hands on that stuff

[weak crest]

Yall memes suck
-walter white

[regal grove]

Real

[velvet lotus]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/41700/STALKER_Call_of_Pripyat/ Thank the Lord, 70% Discount on Pripyat. Finally something else to play then just Clear Sky.

[frosty quiver]

we love zone
duty don't
we don't like duty
duty does not like us

[weak crest]

dooty bad

[barren dirge]

Monolith Above All

[regal hemlock]

All 3 bad

[wary turtle]

based

[cold crystal]

Me watching a starving bandit eating 14 pieces of bread, 7 diet sausages, 19 tourists delight, and downing 12 shots of vodka from my stash

[thick lantern]

They were found dead behind the Yanov station later the same day

[olive prairie]

Drained of blood <3

[zinc bolt]

Tremor no!

[barren dirge]

Lone Stalker Crosses the Barrier and confronts a Monolithian

[regal hemlock]

I recognized this as soon as I saw where the PDA was

[torn isle]

😤** **

[red spade]

this but fallout

[lean fable]

Yes
That’s the accurate version

[surreal magnet]

I feel violated but yet so true

[cold crystal]

I love Paris

[merry breach]

I love paris

[prime lintel]

I love Paris

[lone sleet]

No, Ecolog is zone gud.
Loner is money gud. 😅

[wintry nacelle]

I.. hate Paris…

[proud hinge]

Me and that friend when stalker 2 is released

[olive prairie]

[merry breach]

Officialy canonical

[surreal magnet]

Man i sure do love The Eiffel tower

[frosty quiver]

recreated an image of leshiy offering weed

[cold crystal]

i love paris

[merry breach]

I love paris

[oblique ruin]

Pls no more paris

[delicate finch]

Pls more Paris

[rose elk]

He so me fr

[weak crest]

I love Paris
-Juliet Capulet

[exotic harness]

🇫🇷🥖 🚬

[thick prairie]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/715790786482143233/1110360400190509056/o0UqKXcLyInBBchF8ANfgFmhEXzQQ8AldotX1Y.mov

Oh wait, that's a repost... But i have the solution

[thick prairie]

Here we go

[still tangle]

hey thats my meme

[cold crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1111410508420104212/1.png

[lone lily]

what am I done?

[weak crest]

Nah

[still tangle]

#🤨┃stalker_memes message

[haughty wraith]

Doctor Thomas#4434 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[regal grove]

I hate this man, so much

[merry breach]

I love paris

[tacit ferry]

The eiffel tower is higher than Duga, but it feels the same when you watch it IRL speaking of dimensions, given that there is nothing around Duga. Some people really do love Paris, but i'm always amazed how people could pay thousands to see that

[thick lantern]

Some random loner after saving him:
They're selling a Gauss at the farm for 800 rubles!
Me:

[brisk niche]

guys, please keep the meme alive, at least until i go to the eiffel tower irl and make a live action version

[regal grove]

Some of the mercs are American?

[hasty rain]

Author: Dr4cusson

[proud hinge]

I'm all ears stalkers.

[azure phoenix]

None are, it's a myth that's been further used in mods

[upper wedge]

this is masterpiece

[zenith veldt]

Can confirm

[rose elk]

ofc some are but not to the degree shown in mods

[earnest vortex]

Everyone knows the mercs are in fact french, that's why Strelok went to Paris

[wary turtle]

i hate Paris

[weak crest]

Hell naw not again

[glacial charm]

i tolerate Paris

[neon terrace]

P.A.R.I.S

[weak crest]

P.A.R.I.S.exe

[regal grove]

Babe, it's 4:00 pm time to post Paris again

[exotic harness]

Damn do I love me some radioactive paris

[delicate finch]

It's time to love London

[lucid token]

bruuuh

[wispy mural]

i love NYC

[valid hedge]

Ah duty, also known as zombies 2.

[dense sentinel]

🤑

[proper hazel]

So true my friend,so true.

[warped onyx]

Paris but Strelók forgor to disable the Baguette Scorcher

[arctic pumice]

Now carve it out with a knife to show your allegiance to the great saviour and the one that guides us to the light, the mighty Monolith. Slava monolitu.

[weak crest]

Whats wrong with homies hand?

[weak crest]

I cant take any more of paris

[echo warren]

POV: you’re a nuisance

[regal hemlock]

Jump off the Paris towers

[cold crystal]

I love Paris

[regal grove]

I stole this in cold blood

[thick lantern]

I love Paris (random stock image lol)

[surreal magnet]

Wait, Paris is real?

[red spade]

No its a psyop by the devs to make you play the game (I'm not insane trust me)

[regal grove]

Is that unshielded radar?

[weak crest]

what is this paris joke im missing

[weak crest]

i stole this image of a person that stole this image in cold blood

[cold crystal]

I love Paris

[azure phoenix]

I'm the old sheriff and I killed the last person in order to retrieve this art piece to its rightful owner

[high lark]

I just simply repost it because i love London too

[dense sentinel]

I stole from myself

[weak crest]

The mods cant stop it, its not like the counting… its stalker related

[ripe dock]

I hate British but I love London, so I repost too

[oak cipher]

[delicate finch]

Strelok went North

[weak crest]

everyday i suffer but at least

[haughty wraith]

Rikseholten#2050 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wintry nacelle]

I HATE London…

[urban crest]

Translation:
1-we will be careful on outdoors!
2-yes!
a month later:

• we weren't careful...

[lucid token]

🇬🇧 london is the capital of great britan