🤨┃stalker_memes

[weak crest]

[last viper]

Me after running out of ammo when going halfway through lab X-16:

[gritty cloak]

Who's side you on?

[crisp prairie]

vova pissed

[steel cape]

Vova kisser

[olive prairie]

I’m shocked there’s nothing insulting about me on there

[weak crest]

Real life fireball artifact

[thick prairie]

Not enough long

I am willing to make a slander meme with S2 clips too

[echo grail]

Nothing about me?

[late bridge]

Music pls

[royal chasm]

https://youtu.be/DGeLYYtb3jw

[echo warren]

surprised that me, tampico, quartz, and nozar were not named

[cerulean vortex]

Roses are red
In Minecraft, I got a diamond chestplate,
I'm going to turn this
Into a meme template

[misty timber]

Roses are red
Churches are quaint
I licked a cat’s taint?

[fickle tulip]

Ue 5
put my glasses
Unreal xray engine 5.0

[weak crest]

It really is not that hard to sign in with a google account man. (Kapwing logo)

[olive prairie]

Atheadax slander??

[misty timber]

Who are you

[wispy plinth]

ngl you try way too hard to make yourself the main character

[cold crystal]

I’ll make a longer one

[cold crystal]

Very nice

[prime lintel]

atheadax on the quest to simp for Tremor:

[weak crest]

she would probably not pick a Scorpion tho...

[grim jetty]

can i have a duty propaganda pls

[haughty wraith]

PinkGamer#5658 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[graceful fox]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-stalker-gif-23354558

[olive prairie]

I ask myself that question everyday

[weak crest]

Made a majestic asf remake💀(this took me 5 minutes)

[fossil escarp]

master zombie killer

[weak crest]

[kindred halo]

[weak crest]

[weak crest]

I wanna learn from you.

[lone lily]

my goofy ahh school project

[gritty cloak]

The Pixel gun 3d music 💀

[olive prairie]

I put a Freedumber and a Dutyer in a chat and they turned gay. This is proof that Freedumb and Duty are both gay

[echo grail]

@cold crystal where is slander

[vague pine]

That random dialogue of a freedomer meeting up with dutier amidst the truce now has a whole new meaning

[echo warren]

POV: You shot a duty npc that has an exosuit and a groza

[cerulean vortex]

Roses are red
Windows are made out of glass
I want a hot duty guy
To... you know the rest

[weak crest]

chad game

[steel cape]

✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

[cold crystal]

:)

[versed willow]

Я ему отдал, а потом понял, что меня обдурили. Больше он не живет

[neon walrus]

Every stalker ever

[charred gyro]

Cthulhu

[arctic shard]

Mod ?

[weak crest]

Not... Everyone...

[placid glacier]

Трештолк расширяется?

[weak crest]

He didnt seek shelter immidently

[earnest spire]

[weak crest]

Vote!

[azure phoenix]

Clear Sky during Stalker CS: Poor group of like minded fellas
Clear Sky in Stalker 2:

[fickle tulip]

You know theres a shot down pedrator drone in cop with strelok stashs locations on his black box, it's just my headplot but as cs was tracking strelok, it could be them, or it's just aliens
Aliens

[echo grail]

Screw it I am 6

[weak crest]

Na górze róże na dole uran, radziecka misja energja-Buran

I CAN READ SOME OF THESE!!!🔥

[vagrant turtle]

I can read all of it, but I can only understand monolith 😎

[weak crest]

Average stalker

[warm pollen]

Wtf

[oak path]

jeja.pl

[clear ingot]

Looks like I caught sid at a bad time while teleporting around the CNPP

[steep lark]

https://youtu.be/7ZOmmFqBsAI

[wise flume]

Now that's what I call mutation.

[rocky lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887789965927407677/934941456211271680/video0_-_2021-11-20T153320.239.mp4

embed fail

[olive prairie]

Idk if I ever posted this here

[weak crest]

They're not just loners in game

[cold crystal]

Atheadax your obsession with the vampire needs to stop

[prime lintel]

Okay im not doing the "umm achually" but aint garik a loner???

[weak crest]

He is on the Duty's territory so he's dutier

[haughty wraith]

Mavoru Games#0767 has been warned

Reason: мат

[wintry estuary]

omg wth ?

[dusty elm]

I laughed for a solid 90 seconds

[kindred halo]

[olive prairie]

shut up

[steel cape]

smelly^

[lone hazel]

[wild iris]

S2 release date?

[weak crest]

[fickle tulip]

THE COUNT, STOP THE COUNT!!!!
NO MORE COUNT STooPPP

[haughty wraith]

Sylky#5506 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[gentle ore]

Modding anonally is fun (I'm using provaks weapon overhaul)

[full tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-count-donald-trump-alec-baldwin-saturday-night-live-stop-counting-the-votes-gif-19311809

can we get me a

[vagrant turtle]

don't worry, they don't exist in the zone, you can have peace there 😌

[weak crest]

guys where is the guy that uploaded anime stalker girls i have something i need to show him

[vague pine]

just post it here, he'll see

[kindred halo]

[full tinsel]

he aims at them

[azure phoenix]

Use mod organiser 2

[shell heron]

It's not Strelok.

[solar lagoon]

He just aims down the sight?

[warm topaz]

fine ill remake it

[wispy plinth]

i made a better version (mb i was halfway done when you said you would remake it)

[lone lily]

those are unused stalker soundtracks (so its stalker related) don't delete this again
Wasteland 1: https://youtu.be/_vOlelsURRE
Wasteland 2: https://youtu.be/gcAP1WwWmU4

[weak crest]

Wasteland I sounds like it should've played at the end or the credits. I feel like it really fits the feeling in the true ending of [SPOILER KIND OF] ||not knowing if you did the right thing or not||

[echo grail]

Did you listen to OLR credits?
Not only they sound like something from a western movie, still has that world is ending vibe to it
Hell the whole end-game concept for Oblivion Lost was end of the world

[vague pine]

They had some great ideas on creating a feeling of impending doom towards the end of the game. Here's a translation of scenario_elements.xls

[olive prairie]

It’s the reverse

[vagrant turtle]

Ik it's a very bad edit, but I'm still proud of it

[weak crest]

Screwed around with vocoding software in fl studio and came out with this thing. I thought of it as maybe what a monolith soldier may hear when "communicating" with the monolith or something. Idk.

[warm topaz]

No worries, ill make one about degtyarev then

[echo grail]

JESUS
OK... by the way I recently watched a STALKER definitive iceberg and in the bottom layer there was a concept of a compan that was supposed to die in garbage as he was a tutorial only character because you wouldn't need him later on, at night Strelok would eventually have hallucinations of him, chasing him or eventually dream of him at night

[graceful fox]

Now I just wonder how the world tried to cope to this. Imagine if duty was right and the zone started to spread across the globe. I can just imagine the terrifying new mutants.

[lone lily]

if you put wasteland 1 in reverse its sound exactly the same only parts of the songs are in different time

[static oracle]

ah yes unused monolith commander

[echo grail]

You know what makes me wonder?
If STALKER would release Oblivion Lost, it would have been a much popular game, it would be people's childhood and above all the ultimate fricking horror experience, however the prize would be the stuff I mentioned before for the price of cheeki breeki meme, optimism and pretty much the type of atmosphere the games contain now, not to mention OL was going to end with a apocalypse, so what's the point of sequels? I would say this, The second game would obviously (or maybe not) a prequel like Clear Sky is, it's explaining Strelok's past like clear sky however this time the clear sky will be Final Day faction, so the title may aswell be S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Final Day (FD), as for COP well, maybe from Call Of Pripyat it would be named Call Of Humanity? As the game might aswell begin right at the beginning of the whole catastrophic events after Oblivion Lost, basically it will play out like COP but just a different theme to it, eventually ending with that whole 97% of humans mutate ending (Strelok canonically destroyed C-con so in OL we can assume same happens)
so pretty much it could be like this
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Oblivion Lost (OL) for Shadow Of Chernobyl (SOC)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Final Day (FD) for Clear Sky (CS)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call Of Humanity (COH) for Call Of Pripyat (COP)
sounds good enough or did I miss something? (no not sorry I did the same before)

[charred gyro]

[warm topaz]

Degtyarev

[graceful fox]

Imagine if instead of mass zombification from a world-wide psi emission, the zone would just expand worldwide, forcing governments to collapse while the world alters itself to the zone, and people have to survive.

(better than fallout tbh)

[copper zephyr]

Ohio

[slim holly]

bro im only use effective first aid kit, Normal Medkit not some syringes which suck

[static oracle]

Army and Scientific Medkit

[brisk niche]

sounds right, though since much of the success of s.t.al.k.e.r can be attributed to its atmosphere, im not sure it would have been as as successful

[untold comet]

igazán kiváló! 😄

[tall sequoia]

[echo grail]

The atmosphere would be the same just... horror

[brave pollen]

Quality level: still better than Anomaly.

[graceful fox]

I have installed a strange mod

[cold crystal]

NO MARKED ONE DONT

[haughty wraith]

BattleLars#3490 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[steel cape]

hi there can you sign my petition

[brisk niche]

download link?

[olive prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/stalking-gif-23099546

[woven vortex]

It's will be op

[kindred halo]

[hazy mason]

[surreal canopy]

bajo jajo bajo jajo 📻

[azure phoenix]

"Can anybody hear me, god damn it were stuck in here."

[mellow notch]

[copper zephyr]

people who hate on anomaly are just coping lmao

[wispy plinth]

who are you?

[brisk niche]

what are they saying tho

[robust knot]

Yeah we dont need the mp40 anymore so give it

[steel cape]

👍

[weak crest]

Only in Clear Sky...

[weak crest]

awesome game

[fading scroll]

someone has polish stalker memes?

[fickle tulip]

Anomaly players in a nutshell:

[vague pine]

the closest thing i have

[vagrant turtle]

Yes, they are real boys. Real boys.

[copper zephyr]

literal ineptitude, Anomaly adds anomalies and new ones that were cut too i think

[graceful fox]

What a buffoon, without anomalies there is no stalker, like how blind you gotta be to not see em, they're quite easy to spot.

Plus, radiation is easy to deal with. Just drink cossacks vodka and walk it off

I guess this is what happens if you don't play vanilla before anomaly

[soft crescent]

i wonder if 5 years from now stalker 2 will have it's own equivalent of anomaly and that it'll start flame wars just like it does now

[cerulean vortex]

I asked an AI to make a poem about cheeki breeki and it made this

`Through the zones of danger and strife,
We Cheeki Breeki our way to life.
With each step we take, we stand strong,
And our enemies, they do us wrong.

But we never falter, we never bend,
For we are the stalkers, with hearts unspent.
We've got our gear, and we've got our wit,
And we'll keep moving, not a single bit.

So let us Cheeki Breeki, let us survive,
And keep our spirits high and bright alive.
For the journey ahead is ours to take,
And we'll always make it through, for heaven's sake.`

[echo grail]

Did everyone forget about Life Of Boris?

[fickle tulip]

Life of boris forget about life of boris

[fading scroll]

vodka cooling pc on metro exodus

[vagrant turtle]

no

[olive prairie]

I give up

[cinder urchin]

Damn

[slim holly]

And after that he say yes

[graceful fox]

I wanna kiss Strelok on the forehead and tell him good night

[vague pine]

Ayo we found your twitter

[weak crest]

i think in anomaly the only new medical item that works are the stimpaks as it can more easily get you out of a pinch but that's all

[prime lintel]

Youtube algorithm is giving him some hard time

[jolly zephyr]

I'm screaming 🙈
P.S. I'm afraid he's already married...on the Zone

[still aurora]

lol is that wolf in army werehouses

[echo warren]

would it be insensitive to say,
🇰 🇦 🇷 🇲 🇦❔

[crisp prairie]

Karma? no

Sarma

[jolly zephyr]

In continuing... (not mine)

[dire cairn]

they are completmenting eachother

[copper zephyr]

when you play original games before anomaly but nobody believes you

[cerulean vortex]

I swear to God and all that is holy I am going to frame this image on my wall

[wispy plinth]

do it

[weak crest]

Hey guys. Stalker Anomaly is pretty fun guys. Better than vanilla.

Edit: Just kidding. Playing Anomaly is like pleasuring myself while using sandpaper.

[surreal canopy]

I hope you get well soon

[oblique ruin]

Keep yourself safe.

[jolly zephyr]

GSC - Marked One - I'm

[last viper]

How do you know what pleasuring yourself with sandpaper feels like? 🤨

[earnest osprey]

I like anomaly its pretty fun

[weak crest]

It's true. Anomaly is fun but only when you disable story mode.

[midnight condor]

That seems familiar.

[vagrant turtle]

it is okay, don't kill yourself 😔

[graceful fox]

Strelok pls notice me you are my life and my motivation strelok my beloved pls I need to see your beautiful balding, shining head

[olive prairie]

He's mine. Cry about it.
(We almost got divorced)

[cold crystal]

Atheadax your obsession with Strelok and vampires is concerning me greatly

[jolly zephyr]

The meme channel turns into a wailing wall

[oak path]

epic fail

[echo grail]

Divorce divorce divorce... Do people understand point of marriage or even understand love, lust swallowed so much of relationships it's just deppresing, no more marry because somebody feels like family, close to you but marry because others do it, law and being allowed to have kids
what's the 🤓 for that's the truth!!!!!
also no not because divorce is a sin or smth

[weak crest]

You got divorced cuz you sold his gold fish?

[gritty cloak]

"Was needing to get a SEVA Suit, thanks from saving me money my dead friend."
Me coming in with a fully loaded G36 to "Negotiate" for the suit :

[olive prairie]

We almost got divorced bc I didn't want him to go back out to the Zone- it was my fault but I apologized and we're good now

[graceful fox]

I dont see yours

(nah jk, clearly a cropped pic. Why do you have to frame me like that smh)

I ain't taking anything personal, hope you ain't either.

[nimble jasper]

Eyy bruh invite me in this roleplay
I'll play better than anyone, trust me

[weak crest]

blud must be stopped at all costs

[chrome summit]

Unironically my SoC run

[slim holly]

Yee Clear Sky have Strelok, nice

[vestal cedar]

Original meme

[modest hatch]

Certified Sarcophagus Moment

[cerulean vortex]

So I have like a piano concert thing st my school in like 2 months.
I guess it would be pretty hilare if I were to learn the bandit radio song, wouldn't it?

[high lark]

True

[hazy mason]

it would be a win for both sides

[wintry nacelle]

I want strelok so bad 😭😭😭

[oak cipher]

never

[jolly zephyr]

From such shame poor Strelok has already turned over several times in the S2 game files

[olive prairie]

Take him and I eat you alive

[wintry nacelle]

We’ll see about that

[weak crest]

Personally I prefer the very dissapointed sad looking original version

[nimble jasper]

Approved ✅
(Mods will ban me maybe, i pray its not)

[steel cape]

What the
Im pretty gay but what the heck

[weak crest]

Alpha schizophrenia

[haughty wraith]

daedon#0706 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nimble jasper]

Dutier

[steel cape]

Im an ecologist

[vagrant turtle]

Being a dutier doesn't make you gay.
I mean I'm gay as hell, but still

[graceful fox]

You say that, while you're saying that you're gay. Curious.

[full tinsel]

stop being duty you're making us look bad

[fickle tulip]

The strongest bandit vs the weakest renegade

[nimble jasper]

Hold my boof, ill check it

[weak crest]

New way to summon an electra

[elder ridge]

yeah spray a chemical in your outlet to make your electricity more efficient... how stupid do they think people are?

[ashen ravine]

I know at least 3 people that would do this…

[vagrant turtle]

what, are you insecure?

[full tinsel]

yes.

[fickle tulip]

Based

[summer flint]

bruh are you ok

[echo grail]

God damn it the first one is more relatable to me

[regal hemlock]

We won't be needing to have exoskeletons for carrying stuff after we do this

[mystic oasis]

what about manual saves though?

[sacred kelp]

[wintry nacelle]

PLSSSMAJAJSXKKSNDND

[haughty wraith]

Sammmy#6999 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[graceful fox]

The joke here is that both factions bloody hate each other.

Nah just kidding they suck, bandits W.

Playing slapping music, being able to drink 200 bottles of cossacks without liver failure and being able to snipe with TOZs is something that duty and freedom can't do

[crisp prairie]

bandits are just common criminals

[fringe otter]

still better than freedom and duty

[surreal canopy]

average bandit:

[graceful fox]

Average Scientist:

[lament lichen]

liar, it says scientists

[steel cape]

🤓 🤓 🤓
Same thing

[exotic harness]

do you have more

[vestal cedar]

Sadly not, but we'll be creating more

[brisk niche]

screw all factions (especially monolith) and faction wars, stay independant

[wild iris]

🤓

[waxen girder]

[hazy mason]

*proceeds to get raided and unmercifully killed by monolithians (the lack of centralized groups in strategic points through out the zone gave them an major advantage over all the other stalkers)

[brisk niche]

pulls out gauss what did you say?

[olive prairie]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
@fickle tulip :

[fickle tulip]

Also i got a new bolt

[graceful fox]

I need rubles to treat my hercules addiction

[restive scaffold]

I need bottle caps to treat my buffout addiction

[summer flint]

i need to treat my mentats addiction

[plush hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286225316806918144/1070427279882191018/rapidsave.com_3qil75ci5ep81.gif

[olive prairie]

I need weak unsuspecting stalkers to treat my haemoglobin addiction

[oblique ruin]

you need a Makarov

[vagrant turtle]

good ending, it's better to die a horrible death than having s€x with a w*man 🤮

[hazy mason]

pretty sure a gauss rifle wont save you from being shot from four different directions but ok

[warm pollen]

Lol

[olive prairie]

Return of the 🤨

[wild iris]

gorilka, not vodka 🚿

[wispy plinth]

gorilla

[regal hemlock]

🤨 vs ♻️ war

[pulsar ember]

The faction war we truly need

[true ermine]

7.62x39cm

[tight monolith]

[olive prairie]

[fickle tulip]

STOP THE COUNT, NO COUNT, NO MORE NUMBERS

[haughty wraith]

Sylky#5506 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[civic flower]

🤨

[wispy plinth]

🤨

[atomic raft]

🤨

[weak crest]

🤨

[cold crystal]

It begins once again

[oblique ruin]

[graceful fox]

[brisk niche]

[shell heron]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-boom-tails-sonic-sonic-boom-tails-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-25468947

[weak crest]

[delicate finch]

[halcyon apex]

well would he sign it?

[plain swallow]

🤨

[young onyx]

[kind wing]

"моноліт"

[weak crest]

🤨

[kindred halo]

[rose hearth]

[stable plover]

Strelok found in the Donbas

[hasty rain]

Бандеромобіль

[cerulean vortex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904878826885107813/1024353163777683496/image0-4.gif

[vagrant turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-gif-23508659

[lament lichen]

lmfao, giant embed fail moment

[hoary sluice]

🤨

[weak crest]

blyatmobile

[echo grail]

Saw it once on reddit I believe

[plain hedge]

druzia

[tight monolith]

[rigid plover]

[delicate finch]

Stalkers! Counting emission is approaching, seek shelter emmediately!

[young onyx]

[weak crest]

The numbers mason. What do they mean?!

[still tangle]

nooo please no more maths...

[spare flax]

made thing i think is cool

[grim jetty]

[graceful fox]

Stalker 2 2023 leaked first hostile bird Mutant model fr fr I'm not lying

[echo grail]

DEGET
YAROV : )

[uneven maple]

Strelok in battlefield 3 no way

[jolly zephyr]

No, it is BREAD

[weak crest]

Actually it is "bread"

[tight monolith]

[oak oak]

[cinder urchin]

[tight monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1071310196414087228/ow.gif

[haughty wraith]

Søkol#1256 has been warned

Reason: only stalker memes in #🤨┃stalker_memes

[weak crest]

I have three “bread” in my inventory i dont know what to do with it

[prime lintel]

Controller convincing me to kill myself so he can eat my balls after i die

[graceful fox]

good ol' times, where vova vist and loaf was the good meme

[bright adder]

duwuty

[uneven maple]

Manliest dutier out there

[olive prairie]

Not a meme but I love all of you
(want to make sure all you stalkers see this message :) )

[kindred halo]

[wild iris]

gorilka means vodka in ukrainian

[weak crest]

isn't it horilka?

[vague pine]

transliteration issue

[crystal dust]

Friendly fire

[fickle tulip]

He is just posing for the pic

[hazy mason]

my joke got deleted :(

[azure phoenix]

Just like me the first time I saw a Gauss wielding monolith soldier at the end of the hallway in CNPP

[steel cape]

awww thankie<3333

[weak crest]

Eat the "bread".

[weak crest]

It’s impossible

[olive prairie]

Why isn't it possible

[waxen girder]

[uneven maple]

It's just not

[cerulean vortex]

Why not, you stupid bastard!

[azure phoenix]

Then the time froze, waiting for stalker 2

[wispy plinth]

who said i was talking about vodka

[weak crest]

Its “bread”

[valid fox]

Un clásico

[nimble jasper]

[echo grail]

Zapomnij means forget in Polish

[weak crest]

WUNDERSCHÖN

[haughty wraith]

Sergeant Bence#5303 has been muted for 4 hours

Reason: only STALKER memes in #🤨┃stalker_memes

Muted until · Feb 5, 2023, 3:13 PM

[echo grail]

haha

[cold crystal]

who made this

[wispy plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/monkewait-gorilla-eating-meme-monke-siegemonkewait-gorilla-wait-gif-22185671 embed fail 😔

[echo grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/335051631810838538/640285530075955251/1448532043953-1.gif

[hoary gull]

Burner anomaly

[nimble jasper]

After the blowout, you wake up with some strange feelings, and when you return to the base, you look at yourself in the mirror:

[oblique ruin]

[hazy mason]

[steel cape]

Me

[pulsar ember]

[slim holly]

[quick pagoda]

[marble seal]

[fickle tulip]

Nice crop

[cerulean vortex]

Literally the entirity of this channel

[ruby lodge]

Whoops apologies about the crop

[south cairn]

Hope they said no homo

[fossil scaffold]

Does anyone have the video of the dude broadcasting stalker propaganda on a speaker out his window

[slim holly]

I waiting for the foto where one freedom guy try bonner bloodsucker. Btw who keep that's photo in PDA?

[prime lintel]

Why do you have this in yo gallery

[azure phoenix]

Monolith guided me

[prime lintel]

Stalker 2 faction leak

[haughty wraith]

PinkGamer#5658 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[weak crest]

Stalker reference

[manic shadow]

new weapon mod

[waxen spoke]

На чьей стороне ты?

[weak crest]

eng??

[grave wagon]

"Whose side are you on?"

[weak crest]

This meme works in similar ways to the monolith. [SPOILER] ||Instead of when they see it they don't begin worshipping it they immediately think they have to repost it in #🤨┃stalker_memes . ||

[cold crystal]

Repost if cat

[hushed onyx]

[high lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1072215473309089842/MonolithCat.mp4

[slim holly]

Bro that's fast

[hazy mason]

its ok bro gay corn is funny

[cerulean vortex]

It's corn
A big lump of knobs

[weak crest]

i hate russian music

[formal jacinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1072099956850180146/Stalker_punch.gif

[weak crest]

gruh

[wispy plinth]

it is sacrilege to hate kino

[weak crest]

Ew stalker anomaly 🤮

[cinder urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-synthwave-sovietsynthwave-future-music-gif-25540022

[misty timber]

I hate you

[brisk niche]

song name?

[graceful fox]

I wanna genuinely turn in the guy who keeps reacting to every post with 🤨 to the bandits for artifacts slave labor

[uneven maple]

Prismed one what the hell?????

[kindred halo]

[forest robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg3O_G9Gr_8

[hasty rain]

[neon walrus]

my diet sausage seems valuable now

[weak crest]

kino is sovok band,

[hazy mason]

🙏

[slim holly]

Sometime Russian music is good

[echo grail]

put those fingers on your body not lower you slut

[steel cape]

Slut above me

[gentle walrus]

So true

[hearty cosmos]

So true

[hasty rain]

kino 🤮

[dire birch]

kys

[weak crest]

what a bright smile

[weak crest]

he found rare artifact

[hushed onyx]

Sniffing for Strelok

[hushed onyx]

Watching Strelok

[slim holly]

I see you Rookie and you now in Darkspace

[sacred kelp]

XD

[weak crest]

praise monolit

[versed cypress]

Іди до мене

[karmic moat]

a golden one too

[dry dove]

uh yeah

[hushed onyx]

"Strelok looks at me in confusion"

[wild iris]

Based opinion

[wispy plinth]

damn
tremor was just your side hoe all along 😔

[earnest panther]

Something isn't right on the first photo...

[neon walrus]

Freedom moment

[hearty glen]

yeah check out my medkit sewing kit

[maiden leaf]

I always snipe the shooter

[earnest panther]

Medkit is a medkit!

[gentle walrus]

Is mundfish actually bad or is this just a funny?

[leaden bison]

I can’t comment on their character, I intended it to be a funny as I tend not to take things seriously very often. That being said, I have heard of some rather shady dealings they have been involved in outside of the tastelessly Lenient use of Soviet nationalist imagery which I am mocking. I am not interested enough to dig any further personally, but if you are concerned then you should probably Google it

[weak drum]

Found it on a Vtuber's server

[maiden leaf]

Never worry, have a joint fellow stalker 🚬

[flint bone]

Zaza

[neon walrus]

AGH, A FREEDOMER!
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RASCAL

[bleak frost]

lol🚬

[vagrant turtle]

gruppa krovi from kino

[ivory merlin]

ANARCHIST SCUM

[prime lintel]

Duty mf'ers getting mad cause people wanna chill

[arctic shard]

When someone proposes " Women stalker 2 "

[slim holly]

Strelok does vrum vrum

[bleak frost]

so many average rules fans🚬

[civic flower]

based

[azure phoenix]

The true reason why stalkers don't have a long gas mask

[steel cape]

I confirm

[vagrant turtle]

I don't

[halcyon parrot]

🤨

[hushed onyx]

What a nice looking fella

[prime lintel]

How you dare insult my COwOl of Pripyat

[weak light]

Their ceo worked as head of design for mail.ru and one of their sponsors’ ceos used to be a head at one of gazprom’s subsidaries
Make of that what you will
I can dm a video analysis by a ukrainian

[gentle walrus]

Can you send me the vid?

[potent zinc]

here is the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7QEo3LmVE&ab_channel=Harenko

[hushed onyx]

average freedomer finding a blood sucker

[weak crest]

Ngl real

[delicate finch]

Recycle your memes kids

[bleak frost]

yeah we love smoke, but we aren't rules fans🚬

[cerulean vortex]

Gotta love that guy playing the accordion

[surreal canopy]

[echo warren]

literally a freedumb moment

[unique steeple]

what do stalker anomaly fans wear 💀

[wispy plinth]

full trans jumpsuits

[cinder urchin]

trans color maid dresses

[earnest panther]

Genshin impact characters.
Strelok

[echo grail]

WAIT DID SOMEBODY DROP THE SOAP AT 0:09

[steel cape]

Venti♥️

[dim heart]

Idk what to post lol

[azure phoenix]

Doesn't duty cooperate with the army? 🤨 (Soc NPC dialogues)

[prime lintel]

Dont mercs and freedomers hate eachother?

[ivory merlin]

Isn't monolith against everyone?

[graceful fox]

I don't think they do directly, but they make trade deals with the corrupt officers and commanders like trading artifacts for guns and equipment

I might be wrong though, they probably do a bit since the duty faction has been founded by soldiers who survived the first large operation into the zone

[echo steeple]

Very based 🚬

[brisk niche]

where is my man degtyarev

[slim holly]

Pov: Military try destroy Zone

[weak crest]

personażi genszin XD

[azure phoenix]

They literally worked together to capture the base in army warehouses during Clear Sky

[graceful fox]

Meanwhile they were ambushing them at dark valley

[cold crystal]

A fate worse than death

[earnest panther]

Yeah...

[regal hemlock]

I would rather be zombified

[oblique ruin]

I would rather join monolith

[jolly zephyr]

Enough Internet for today. Goodbye.

[chrome summit]

I would rather skinny dip on Chernobyl Radiated water

[mellow notch]

They have no reason to, mercs did attack freedom in clear sky but considering (iirc) the mercs helped freedom get the army warehouses id think they were on neutral terms. Also just philosophy wise neither should hate each other

[azure phoenix]

There are different Merc squads that have different contractors and therefore jobs

[graceful fox]

Oh yeah right I forgot about that bit. Most of the time I imagined mercs as one unknown contractor since they were the same exact uniforms lol

[prime lintel]

But wasnt the mercs helping freedom in the warehouses just a lonely group? Not Like the entirety of mercs?

[wild citrus]

AAAAAAAAAAAA MEINE AUGEEEEEEEEEN

[lucid token]

Based

[weak crest]

the wood sound was his head smacking against the shopfront

[oblique ruin]

Can confirm, dutyers hate having fun

[full tinsel]

erm you are misrepresenting our faction. please do not make such statements on social media or we will terminate your contract.

[graceful fox]

Imagine trying to destroy what you cannot even destroy

[solemn sand]

Bred

[echo grail]

even better
(ahem) WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU?! @oblique ruin THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME!

[vagrant turtle]

why were you searching for genshin impact characters? 🤨

[olive prairie]

I got bored so I made this. Idk why Grouse looks like that

[bleak frost]

bruh🚬

[echo grail]

Ayo that looks good Athea

[full tinsel]

erm you are misrepresenting our faction. please do not make such statements on social media or we will terminate your contract.

[lucid token]

Where memes?

[olive prairie]

Template for you all

[weak crest]

you're mad because DUTY are chads

[hazy mason]

not a joke or anything, i just want to share bubu

[regal hemlock]

Day 3 of the Zone, my meds have taken in enough radiation.

[surreal canopy]

Military wannabes*

[weak crest]

Happened to me on like my first soc playthrough when the game was glitching and I was getting automatic tasks and the duty leader was giving them and it wouldn't let me finish them

[prime lintel]

Average duty squad after they kill the only people actually protecting the rest of the zone from the monolith plaque

[solemn sand]

Seeing a breedable blood sucker*

[neon walrus]

A rare footage of mi-24 roaming in the cordon

[cold crystal]

Literally the climate crisis

[echo grail]

He doesn't blow up? Is this made in Blender or smth?

[ivory merlin]

Duty would definitely do this

[cold crystal]

How

[slim holly]

Is that's, video what i think ?

[lone lily]

what mod is this?

[weak crest]

bro whats with the new stalker 2 update

[olive prairie]

Please stop

[steel cape]

you want to bang tremor and marry strelok

[echo grail]

Yeah she's right
@solemn sand STOP YOU DAMN FEMBOY

[fickle tulip]

"The right man in the wrong deathtruck can make all the difference in the zone"

[weak crest]

english dubbing is so mid

[steel cape]

No:3

[weak crest]

[pulsar ember]

Bro dropped with the McDonald's ecologist💀💀💀

[weak crest]

seva suit in the happy meal

[sterile summit]

Urutau is a nice bird

[prime lintel]

Bro i almost fell on the floor laughing

[placid glacier]

CNPP moment

[olive prairie]

For legal reasons this is a joke

[echo grail]

NIKO BELLIC

[valid fox]

Olé!!!!

[haughty wraith]

Patches#4696 has been muted for 5 days

Reason: Posting offtopic memes and trolling

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Reason: Posting offtopic memes and trolling

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[weak crest]

Its fine

[hazy mason]

stalker english dub is a complete disaster and i like it that way

[brisk sonnet]

same

[eager flare]

God bless it

[kindred halo]

[hoary gull]

POV: You walked up to a seemingly dead Monolithian

[olive prairie]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ITS FINE-
Tremor and Strelok’s voice in English 🥵

[lavish siren]

The italian Sidorovich 🇮🇹 ✨

[brisk niche]

what mod is this

[weak crest]

Minecraft lost to the zone

[rare compass]

Marked One, what the hell

[weak crest]

jake is stupid

[cerulean vortex]

There is SO MUCH S.T.A.L.K.E.R. furry shit online...

[hearty glen]

where?

[prime lintel]

Dont

[fickle tulip]

No furrys allowed on duty

[earnest panther]

I'm glad that you left the Duty.

[upbeat arrow]

My friend sent me this.

[weak crest]

Execute him.

[solemn topaz]

Seems like he gae

[full tinsel]

kill your friend

[south radish]

Hy guys. Can someone explain, how shower reaction scares hornyposters?

[graceful fox]

basically, they don't shower. They stinky.

[grim lodge]

they smell like the zone

[cerulean vortex]

But what does The Zone smell like?
(Game Theory)

[ivory merlin]

these freedomers always have the weirdest stuff

[karmic moat]

leaked stalker 2 dlc quests

[hazy mason]

dead carcasses, rot swamp water, also depends on the location but its never great

[pulsar ember]

Dark valley or any other place with groups of big mutants also probably smell like poop everywhere most likely

[cerulean vortex]

"Pseudo dog from S.T.A.L.K.E.R." on midjourney

Not a meme, just thought I'd show

[pearl spade]

Does anyone have the ecologist version? Because for me it's total lost media

[plain hedge]

što bled?

[weak crest]

steam community hub

[hazy mason]

throw a bolt debil

[weak crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY725AQDLZg

[hoary gull]

Tourist delight ingredients confirmed

[weak crest]

Clear Sky if it was a good game(and faction)

[wanton lotus]

"UNISG will be so fun"

[mellow notch]

Theres not that much tbh, its just overreactions by nonfurries

[cerulean vortex]

As a furry myself, I can say that there is a concerning amount

[maiden leaf]

Sam the monolith worthshiper

[ivory merlin]

Explain to me why freedom has the furries

[delicate nebula]

Freedom is literally just weed smoking woke hippies.

[wispy plinth]

two duty members said this (hypocrites)^

[pastel pumice]

Shkrek&Klick
Да ты на ностальгию пробил меня

[olive prairie]

I feel like this server needs this image

[cobalt bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-cringe-dies-of-cringe-gif-stalker-game-meme-gif-24274079

[fossil kiln]

Нужно тоже самое, только с бандитами

[royal chasm]

I don't speak chinese

[fickle tulip]

-10000000 social credits

[uneven maple]

Don't ask where i got this from

[lament lichen]

where did you get this from?

[tranquil gyro]

Bro thinks he's freedom 💀

[earnest panther]

Sorry, but I can't not joke about freedomer on your pfp...

[ivory merlin]

you are a soldier yet you have a freedomer on your pfp im gonna question it

[hazy mason]

forgot to say they're financed by jeff bezos

[surreal canopy]

What would you rather be:

Duty🏳️‍🌈 (kiss men)
Or
Freedom (smoke grass)

[steel cape]

Ecologist (Kiss everyone)

[last viper]

[weak crest]

monolith (kill everyone)

[brave pollen]

Yooo where are the Monolith cringe boys tho?

[cerulean vortex]

military (kill myself)

[still tangle]

Clearsky (already dead)

[pastel kettle]

Zombified (braindead)

[balmy sage]

Renegades (braindead unless plot)

[maiden leaf]

Give me

[uneven maple]

Bloodsucker titties are haram my frăţior

[pastel kettle]

idk man, sounds like another military campaign

[delicate nebula]

Yes 😎😎😎

[wild iris]

Hey

[weak crest]

My brother in christ I have I seen literal furry p*rn of a duty exoskeleton "soldier".

[severe escarp]

its both Duty and Freedom that has them. You can count on both of those factions having or have done something fucked, such as bloodsucker girlfriend

[hearty glen]

awesome

[manic shadow]

show?

[cold crystal]

I will NOW post OFFTOPIC memes and be BANNED for 2 WEEKS

[exotic harness]

Can you share the original link so that we could definitely report it for inappropriate posting?

[lucid token]

UwU

[dry crag]

What about the merc patch he has

[pastel kettle]

dooty hired a merc to take photos of bloodsuckers so that it could be planted at a freedom outpost

[west rapids]

Instead of skull emojis we should use The bandit ones

[pastel kettle]

hell yeahh

[wild iris]

How much does your weed cost? I'm asking for purely scientific purposes

[dim heart]

Wait, I've got a meme for this...

[red spade]

What freedom uses for soap (They got a bit hungry)

[pulsar ember]

intrusive thoughts won

[weak crest]

how small are their teeth?

[echo grail]

Nastayavshi ubludok 🥰

[surreal canopy]

[hazy mason]

delete your message, get out of the server, relax and take a bath with a toaster

[fickle tulip]

Bring some dudes with blue camo to there
ASAP !

[jolly zephyr]

I would say the same to the author of this meme if I knew him. The funny thing is that it came to someone's mind

[weak crest]

I wish i knew what they were saying but i think that not knowing makes it funnier

[exotic harness]

they are searching for slenderman
let em cook

[graceful fox]

Down in Ohio, swag like Ohio!

[static oracle]

Call the military

[jolly zephyr]

• Kruglov, can WE go to Yantar already?
• Nope.

Pavel Streletsky: Kruglyashik, please, let's go, please, let's go already.

P.S. This is the real screenshot

[weak crest]

his valentine ❤️

[echo grail]

For a second I thought it was a loner proposing a female ecologist to marry him and she says no
I look at it closely and it's the guy who approves based things (also known as Kruglov)

[olive prairie]

Happy Valentine’s Day Pavel/Strelok! I love you so much, and I’m so lucky to have you as my beautiful husband ❤️❤️❤️

[graceful fox]

Scar is hotter bruv and I'm happy hes mine

[hazy mason]

youre no better than him

[tidal oyster]

The fish are dead and the water isn’t drinkable

[ember pike]

theres no women in the zone so this can do

[graceful fox]

I don't think we need to discuss this. Monolith wins

[upbeat arrow]

I find it funny.

[weak crest]

Clear Sky if it was good(1)

[pseudo harness]

🚿 🥶

[weak crest]

Slenderman in the zone real?????

[weak crest]

1. play game about a depressing radioactive wasteland filled with people who must risk their life to find and sell artifacts bought by sidorovich for the equivalent of about 10-20USD for their family
2. join the discord
3. half of the community is, somehow, weebs and femboys

[thick stone]

They have to cope with the horrors of the zone one way or another

[manic pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535864485685100564/1075130154541645844/image.png

[weak crest]

sad

[hazy mason]

honestly we are provably on the top 3 servers with less weebs ever, these shitters just show up here to get attention

[weak crest]

☝️factual material

[lucid token]

Literally me

[haughty wraith]

Sevka Slav#8452 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dim heart]

Man, I'm bored today...

[elder ridge]

me too

[weak crest]

the most reposted repost of the reposts

[regal hemlock]

Me too brother

[echo grail]

Depressing...
ISN'T IT?!

[wintry nacelle]

Degtyarev is my valentine..

[earnest panther]

The most manly clear sky members?

[exotic harness]

Yeaaa, these sausages are getting worse each day

[azure phoenix]

Bar guard is my sleep paralysis demon

[echo grail]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-do-you-single-to-back-that-up-gif-21443611 OMFG!

[smoky tulip]

killing everyone and everything in stalker
https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[vagrant turtle]

I like men ♂️

[night tendon]

BRUH

[olive prairie]

Song??

[eager hollow]

pretty sure its the gta 4 main theme
either that or the loading theme

[brisk niche]

gta iv loading theme

[nimble merlin]

The soviet connection

[turbid crystal]

antarctica

[bold flume]

does anyone have juba the monolith sniper meme
it was here somewhere

[lucid token]

Real "Duty"

[vagrant turtle]

yes

[dim heart]

Repost ♻️

[olive prairie]

You’re a Freedomer with a My Little Pony pfp

[bleak frost]

monolith be like:

[echo grail]

You're bringing shame to the uniform, make sure Voronin doesn't find out

[wispy plinth]

closeted duty member vs proud duty member

[vagrant turtle]

there are no women in the zone, and doing men are still better than boning bloodsuckers or something, ain't that right?

[weak crest]

I honestly guess the reason women were never in stalker was to save time and money on models and voice actors and also to negate r34. Too bad they had bloodsuckers.

[brisk niche]

there is one woman in the french version of call of pripyat though

[surreal canopy]

False, women weren’t added because they don’t exist. Every true stalker fan knows this

[wild citrus]

Nah - parrots are better

[weak crest]

True. Only femboys exist.

[steel cape]

Woah

[echo grail]

Who the frick do you think everybody's wants are? YOU THINK EVERYONE IN THE ZONE WANTS PUSSY?! BRO I DON'T FRICK MEN

[vagrant turtle]

That's a u problem

[maiden leaf]

Have some Zaza and follow the to the red forest

[cold crystal]

And thus the throwing of hands began

[median roost]

bruh, woman robot enjoyer vs no woman in the zone chad is better 🤷‍♂️

[mental cedar]

shit

[surreal canopy]

human game vs orkish game

[manic shadow]

the original shadow wizard money gang

[ember pike]

atomic hearts is for coomers

[exotic harness]

12 hours of robot lesbians vs 12 hours of bloodsucking

[fickle tulip]

One of then take your blood the other one takes your soul

[earnest panther]

I am ready to give a handshake even to a freedomer, but not to a atomic heart funboy

[regal hemlock]

I would rather play Fallout 4 main quests + Preston Garvey's settlement quests without any mods vs a game with lesbian robots

[maiden leaf]

Imma just pirate it, get real

@exotic harness yes

[exotic harness]

Before you do, ask yourself is it really worth catching malware for this game?

[uneven maple]

ok Mr "I bang lifeless commie machines of steel"

[dim heart]

The 90% of Atomic Hearts players just play the game because of the robot-twins

[weak crest]

I have to agree on ez2 for now

[mild warren]

EZ2 is the best yea

[thick prairie]

I agree with the 1st one

[native brook]

Когда Шрам догнал Стрелка 😏

[cerulean vortex]

Disagree, it was absolute dogshit /hj

[ashen ravine]

Make the snorks female snorks

[red spade]

I do not fear that house

[full tinsel]

get out of here with your slashes you twitterer

[weak crest]

a STALKER player's worst nightmares combined

[hazy mason]

the french bringing doom upon us all once more

[olive prairie]

Literally me coming to this channel:

[wispy plinth]

you never played soc

[fickle tulip]

The funny thing is that bloodsucker is there since cs, the freedom let a bloodsucker live literally at doors of their base and do it nothing to take him out

[haughty zinc]

i wonder why...

[cerulean vortex]

Apparently there is supposed to be a bloodsucker, but the xray engine being what it is (hot steaming garbage) it didn't spawn, so there was just a guy there, wounded who told me about the 800 gauss gun

[ashen ravine]

What, you wouldn’t want a lady snork snorking you up on a Friday night?

[weak crest]

Man i sped run that crap i have no idea about any house

[red spade]

[hearty glen]

not a clue what that house is

[echo warren]

I know that house, I know that place, but I don't fear it because literally 0 bandits camp out there anymore

[leaden bison]

I do not fear the zone

[neon walrus]

Me going to the army warehouse to steal Freedom's lifetime supply of boof

[jaunty furnace]

holy schmoly two unreleased games with no raw unedited gameplay footage!

[weak crest]

One is clearly superior

[modern grail]

Okay, no more mods for stalker this time!
5 minutes later with friends:

[pine vigil]

He made that

[surreal canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-goro-majima-watermelon-video-game-gif-17741515

[ashen ravine]

Y’all can’t take a joke

[lone lily]

horny posts aren't funny its annoying

[rapid carbon]

♻️

[haughty wraith]

Princess_Luna_The_Best_Pony#3545 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[azure phoenix]

Unemployed mfs on a Tuesday night at 3am

[olive prairie]

12 of bloodsucking everyday for me

[late bridge]

Ой ну це бан

[olive prairie]

There is no meme. Just Скіф.

[gritty cloak]

Oh hey tremor

[exotic harness]

Who? Oh no I was talking about bloodsuckers

[modern grail]

That guy killed stalkers and blames bloodsuckers for his own actions

[regal hemlock]

That Opossum is so c h u n k y

[weak crest]

Instead of kino it should be the nerd emoji

[weak crest]

perfect tutor!

[olive prairie]

Just another day in the Zone boys

[steel meteor]

That’s a real папуг

[full tinsel]

you cant make a joke

[ashen ravine]

Eh. You’re not wrong

[weak crest]

Loner when shot by a bandit idk

[weak crest]

streussy

[olive prairie]

Does anyone have the template for this meme? Asking for a friend

[ruby lodge]

Dms

[graceful fox]

Sometimes... you just don't feel like cheeki breeki

[hardy valley]

one day you'll cheeki your last breeki 😔

[rapid carbon]

Employer: Fill out your resume, please.
Me:

[waxen spoke]

сколько лет максиму: 9 с половиной

[olive prairie]

This is actually really cute 😭 it reminds me of the time my youngest brother (12) made an attempt to dress up as a stalker with the clothes he already had.

[idle halo]

I miss the half life 2 memes here

[cold crystal]

Version 2.0

[echo warren]

AYO @olive prairie

[misty timber]

[olive prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-morshu-gif-19945976

[slim holly]

Well...

[dry dove]

add me on god

[weak crest]

add me on god

[ember pike]

TOZ-34..

[full tinsel]

damn i have yet to make it to the slander videos

[fickle tulip]

Put neco arc memes on it

[regal hemlock]

does anyone got the first one?

[subtle ridge]

[fickle tulip]

Bingus

[earnest panther]

True, I usually store my car in the lunchbox.

[sturdy needle]

noclipped into the noosphere

[echo grail]

Ngl that's kinda correct about me, not pfp wise but correct
anybody agree?

[graceful fox]

As a bandit, that brings a smile to my face

[weak crest]

In anomaly you can get mission from freedomers to go end the bloodsucker but its true that bloodsuckers have been there already at clear sky. I guess they like it there.

[echo grail]

Right let's be honest this guy might aswell be KIA rn

[ember pike]

no he has a firefly artifact

[oblique ruin]

not gonna save him if he forgor to put it in his pocket

[weak crest]

Prepare for an army of 🚿

[ivory merlin]

What is up with all the helltaker shit

[hearty glen]

demon chicks in suits, simple as

[native forum]

Nickname...

[weak crest]

HE DELETED IT DAMMIT!

[worldly obsidian]

Nope, he got banned

[high lark]

Lol

[cold crystal]

What did he post

[brisk niche]

who posted what

[static oracle]

stalker military officer with helltaker character on it

[past ferry]

I love stalker shitposts

[keen bear]

Да-да?

[weak crest]

bingera

[past ferry]

Real

[cobalt bronze]

@weak crest I saw that bro

[weak crest]

I did NOT react with a fat juicy thug ass to that meme
Do NOT believe lies

[olive prairie]

I'm going to die

[echo warren]

I want to kill you

[wispy plinth]

the monoshaker

[muted granite]

pov: you are overdosed freedomer

[weak crest]

never buy freedomer gas station weed

[full tinsel]

its over for stalkerbros