🤨┃stalker_memes

[queen jetty]

Reborn

[icy granite]

@red spade

[hushed pagoda]

I'm going to act like one of the gatekeepers from earlier and be outraged at the fact that this meme has "Ecstasy of Gold" playing, which is incorrect, "Il Triello" should be playing. SMHSHIBMNAFOMD (shake my head so hard I broke my neck and fell off my dinosaur)

[red spade]

[dry lagoon]

Certified S.T.A.L.K.E.R#1871 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hazy mason]

play the originals first, if you already did play them again^99

[oak oak]

Stalker shadow of vanyuchka

[dreamy ivy]

i have beat them

[full tinsel]

do it again

[weak crest]

stalker modders trying to have a hardcore horror tactical survival shooter while giving their players godlike control over the game

[thick lantern]

Me vibing to my Geiger counter sound as i walked into highly radioactive place (i drank 34 Cossacks bottles i instantly got rid of the radiation)

[weak crest]

this is truly the moment where the marked one is marked the one

[cold crystal]

What is he saying

[shell heron]

• Hey, brother, look what we found!
• Hello!
• TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE THE MURLO AWAY FROM ME!

[slender sapphire]

this one

[cold bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/400663100874948608/1032310529517166723/BREAD.png

[hushed pagoda]

Tell me you didn't get the joke without telling me you didn't get the joke

[cold crystal]

Strelok stealing military documents

[hazy mason]

uhm... like., uh so basically... you like, you need to grind for like, one hundred hours to buy a average suit and them umm, you also can wipe an entire enemy base with any avaible long range weapon

[weak crest]

ehem

[full tinsel]

freedom moment

[weak crest]

ASKING FREEDOM MEMBERS ABOUT THEIR DADS // GONE WRONG!!1! // ZONE V-LOG

[dry lagoon]

Mikanoko#7929 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[tough raft]

Just filmed this potential meme template. (E.G. Duty when they see someone having fun, Freedom when they see a bloodsucker, My dad when he needs milk, etc)

[regal hemlock]

Monolith Troops when they see a Loner with only a PM and no equipment:

[wild citrus]

NO WAY
NO F*CKIN' WAY

[dry lagoon]

Valforces#8794 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[full tinsel]

(he is a threat to their beliefs)

[cold crystal]

THE HORDE

[echo warren]

me and the gang when we found out the chemistry club was going to the local nuclear reactor facility

[weak crest]

yes this is my own comment shut up

[oak oak]

Vano haters

[vague pine]

New anomaly has been discovered

[cinder urchin]

Vano haters really

[weak crest]

baiting a chimera to leap into a vortex

[strange hound]

New artifact: Contained anomalous cat

[wintry mountain]

Return of the build 1935 A-life hordes

[tough raft]

Had slowmode on so I had to wait to post this, then I forgot, but I remember now. Here's a better video template.

[cinder verge]

You can control it to be just like regular stalker too so not sure what the issue is with making it so people can make it how they want. You can always have presets as well for dev approved difficulty

[wild citrus]

Literally this

[cold crystal]

Loner: Finds a piece of rotten bread
Every bandit within a 5 kilometer radius:

[primal veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1022473383583154216/Stalker_memes.png

[regal estuary]

АХХАХХ

[weak crest]

such is life in the zone

[full tinsel]

deserved

[azure nimbus]

you can hear the blood pouring down damn

[weak crest]

what was the video

[hushed spear]

'' dont mess with there beast ''

[weak crest]

Monolith

[regal hemlock]

Ecologists appearing out of nowhere to get an artifact:

[strange hound]

Military: About to get attacked by an unknown enemy. Strelok:

[echo warren]

The random chimera in the grass:

[cold crystal]

Random Burner Anomaly:

[trail copper]

Stalker shadow of chernobyl beta build 750(in this time is called ovlidion lost)

[full tinsel]

this is a meme... how?

[surreal canopy]

[wild citrus]

Quake III railgun 😳

[thick prairie]

Finally a good meme, thanks.

[daring osprey]

exquisite

[vague pine]

splendacious

[misty timber]

What was it

[regal hemlock]

Random Bolt:

[weak crest]

it was ronnie mcnutt but when he shoots it shows an image of a bloodsucker

[prime lintel]

why is the hate on drewski

[brave pollen]

it's hate on Anomaly.

[split scaffold]

😐

[hushed pagoda]

The phallus

[full tinsel]

he's the one publicizing it

[tardy verge]

It's about new players that only play Anomaly because they think it's the only good STALKER game.

[prime lintel]

I see

[spiral whale]

Random:

[azure phoenix]

The true reason why other factions didn't know about clear sky:

[regal hemlock]

X-ray engine:

[echo warren]

love it when the bandits just choose to hover

[hazy mason]

me entering the gamma anomaly discord server to witness milions and milions of newcomers ignoring the original games (im deeply disturbed and in pain because of it)

[solar lagoon]

FROM THE MIST, A SHAPE, A SHIP IS TAKING FORM

[dry lagoon]

TheWaffleOfOz#7642 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[red spade]

larper detected

[regal hemlock]

And the silence of the seas about to drift into a storm

[solar lagoon]

“He likes something I dont like which means I’m gonna call him a larper”

[red spade]

[wispy plinth]

larper ^

[weak crest]

people after they got the false ending for ignoring guide’s quest when playing stalker for the first time:

[exotic harness]

Fixed that for you

[cold crystal]

Cringe

[night barn]

If only Duty weren't Military allies

[shell heron]

As a meme maker, I can confirm that the meme above is bad.

Check this instead.
(Not "day", but "say".)

[wintry ingot]

The typo in this meme is giving me a stroke

[glacial marsh]

cringy 20 yo larper whose fans are a bunch of tacticool soldier-wannabe teenagers

[livid belfry]

Sheesh, let's lighten up the mood

[dry lagoon]

California Ranger#9715 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pastel pumice]

А теперь признавайся кто в ыталкея мой мем выложил

[quick elk]

Якщо щось не так, видаліть, але не баньте і мут не давайте, не хочу ще декілька тижнів думати над своєю поведінкою)

[ember nebula]

Ayeee my balls do the same thing

[weak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905163478262759474/1019658946509799434/D5274415-F07A-4893-951B-211864B983F3.gif

[uneven maple]

How I feel after finishing the games

[red spade]

this will be stalker in 4 minutes

[azure nimbus]

Wrist be like

[wild iris]

Suslow Balls

[echo warren]

Prismed One

[full tinsel]

stalker meme dump

[spiral whale]

Quickload, DO IT

[wet prism]

Quackload

[daring osprey]

No Vano, no good

[static oracle]

[weak crest]

Military Stalker team arriving at the Duty warehouses

[void bloom]

na most people only hate drewski cause of the stuff he does https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1031040753985650760/unknown.png embed fail, great

[latent cypress]

https://media.tenor.com/images/2d525585a405981a917592bc5ede2de2/tenor.gif

[hazy mason]

Ad racial slurs and that veteran is literally me

[surreal canopy]

Same

[weak crest]

[molten spindle]

Both have their merits. Sin has the positive of not being an exclusively hostile faction. But Monolith has the more unique design.

[placid glacier]

@soft mirage

[dry lagoon]

intooblivion#0485 has been warned

Reason: offtop meme

[stone lark]

Monolith when you get to the CNPP

[tight monolith]

they aren't
shut up you're the 🤡 around here

[shell heron]

No you.

[thick prairie]

they actually are allies and military secretly supplies Duty, also Duty veterans were ex-military

[daring osprey]

I think it mostly depends on what suits the military in the moment, lore-wise it is known there have been shoot-outs between groups of the two factions. Some military might see Duty as allies, others might see them as deserters.

[barren geyser]

[spiral whale]

Instead of reacting to so called "offensive childish behavior" 🚿 gang should react to this

[daring dagger]

10B Vodkas are sending to your house

[tight monolith]

I find that stupid since they commit multiple crimes like desertion, assault and murder on military personnel and terrorism (terrorism because they are trying to destroy the zone while the military wants to research it) and illegally being in the zone

[thick prairie]

Then why the Ukrainian Spetsnaz resupply them with helicopters

[azure nimbus]

Wtf

[livid belfry]

You should Brain Scorch yourself NOW

[spring jungle]

Sin doesn't exist

[cedar timber]

You're not veteran tho🤨

[thick lantern]

My reaction to people arguing here

[shell heron]

-Hey, Yar!
-Yep?
-Look what I got in here!
-And what you got there A-shot?
-Come here an see.
-You don't have anything that would impress even a little girl. Heh... No you come over or maybe I should stick it out for you?
-I don't have a microscope.
-Cut the 111, you 111. Have you lost your 111 minds? What is this? A 111 measuring context? Cut your 111, NOW!

[wild citrus]

Thank you - just screamed loudly on my Polish lesson

[spiral whale]

Strongest polish male vs weakest -------- male

[night barn]

Duty even has soldiers defending the perimeter and preventing people from entering. Of course, the majority of the Duty members don't know anything about their relationship, because most of their members are former Stalker with an immense hatred for the Military. Also, the Military does want the Zone destroyed, but they're playing the long game

[wild citrus]

Two worst factions killing each other?
Brilliant! At least we don't have to fight!

[static oracle]

Me watching Freedom and Duty doing endless fighting because for their ideology

[violet grove]

Its always opportunity for easy money for mercs, taking jobs from freedom to kill some duty members

[thick prairie]

Meanwhile Freedom hates Mercs because they slaughtered them in the Dark Valley

[regal hemlock]

Be a freedomer
Tease your buddy over the speakers
Higher-ups get involved
Do it again and repeat the process
Ashot/Yar Grindset

[night barn]

Freedom and Mercs have an extremely shakey relationship

[violet grove]

If its not about being friends then about common enemy

[azure nimbus]

MY Child will
Not be retarded

[slender sapphire]

happens

[weak crest]

The freedomer watching me smoking all his joints (i also stole all the ammo from army warehouses including their weapons so they can't shoot me)

[quick elk]

Тримайте вам шпалери на робочий стіл)

[hazy mason]

i am

[mellow depot]

Imo it’s rather cool that gamma can introduce people to the original games, hopefully some will buy the og game to support GSC

[night barn]

Based meme template

[weak crest]

"We have monolith at home" and it's just Sin

🤨

[cold crystal]

[full tinsel]

same pfp (screenshotted his own post)

[strange hound]

What's wrong about that?

[dire cairn]

Source?

[weak crest]

just make sure on your true ending run, you do the quest for guide after turning off the scorcher

[unique nexus]

Бандит, когда не смог уничтожить блокпост военных с пистолета

Bandit, when he could not destroy the military checkpoint with a pistol

[wispy plinth]

baller

[surreal canopy]

baller

[placid glacier]

🤓

[weak crest]

stalker fans when they find out a dog contracted cataracts in an animal shelter (its a mutant now)

[dry lagoon]

SURGICAL#6778 has been warned

Reason: offtopic meme in stalker_memes

[weak crest]

THE OASIS IS REAL!!!

[dry lagoon]

Koupak#7752 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[knotty remnant]

we stalker memes , sir

[shell heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-the-man-caught-in4k-caught-in4k-meme-4k-photo-gif-23918294

[weak crest]

How I be looking at the controller after trying to leave agroprom underground for the first time in SoC

[hazy mason]

i know most loners are illiterate but cmon guys its clear that 6 reposts where the objective

[weak crest]

One last time so we have 10))))

[still tangle]

I am not doing a STALKER check-in. Not showing support for one another. I don't need SIX mon to post, share, this message to show you are always not there if someone don't needs to talk. Pretty not sure i know who will.
Let's don't go STALKERS...

[weak crest]

Do you have the original image?

[hazy mason]

I think you can find it going up this chat

[jaunty furnace]

Redditors, assemble!

[weak crest]

[cold crystal]

[errant gyro]

pov: freedom hq

[tardy verge]

kys

[azure phoenix]

(keep yourself safe, don't mute the poor guy)

[weak crest]

american describe mutants: chimera

[jaunty furnace]

🇺🇸: uhhh fugly dog

[dusk viper]

Average pitbull

[weak crest]

👆

[regal hemlock]

nah, clearly a worm born next to a nuclear reactor

[weak prairie]

Ex wife

[queen latch]

Thank you homie u also keep urself safe

[echo warren]

how my crush's dog acts around me

[weak crest]

Average Pseudodog fan vs average Bayun enjoyer

[shell heron]

Unfortunately I'm the real loner. I'm not in any faction, even in "Loner".

[wild citrus]

That's why Anomaly calls them "Free Stalkers"

[weak crest]

It starts with one thing i dont know why

[cerulean vortex]

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

[dusk thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-confusion-cat-white-cat-im-confusion-gif-16828447

[daring osprey]

and his real name was ''Stroke'' which, incidentally, is what I had while reading this...

[exotic harness]

Stalkier: return of stroke

[thick prairie]

@weak crest Only STALKER memes here

[hazy mason]

Keep that in mind

[weak crest]

Wow

[thorny junco]

Is there a full version or is that it?

[weak crest]

We post SpongeBob memes here sir.

[cedar timber]

My honest reaction:

[cold crystal]

Average Monolith prayer session

[weak crest]

We post metro memes here sir

[rocky lily]

Ecologists when someone tells to they added horny mods via the global comms mod:

[soft mirage]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Do not forget, do not forgive. And if you have forgotten — #CheckPDA.

[weak crest]

iv seen the original of this ( Kill La Kill fanmade hentai)

[daring osprey]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Хочешь кабанчиком метнутся? Смотри, чтобы кабанчиком в «жарке» не оказался. Везде и всегда ступай аккуратно и не спеша.

[cold crystal]

When you have a mission in the red forest

[restive trout]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Не стоит бояться радиацию. Радиация от слова Радость!

[halcyon mist]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

A cat has nine lives. You aren't a cat.

[shadow aurora]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Не забывай, не прощай. А если забыл — смотри в КПК.

[weak crest]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Забей болт, кинь гайку, напиши комментарий в чате, получи уровень.

[vague pine]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

🚫 Me, you need to wait 20 seconds to use that command again.

[thick stone]

Only time I was actually terrified in Stalker was a night walk in a red forest, it was scary as hell, even with nocto

[quick elk]

Stalker meme

Say ahahah

[kind zinc]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

God knows how long I've spent at the Offtops... but it's like this place just doesn't want to let me go. . It's either a new reply, or a new picture, or a funny meme... and every time I think "OK, just this once, and then I'm outta here", but here I am.

[vagrant turtle]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Нет, ну обязательно надо прийти и отвлечь? Я занят — #fanart_and_cosplay просматриваю. Тут нужно тонкое состояние души!

[thick prairie]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Хочешь кабанчиком метнутся? Смотри, чтобы кабанчиком в «жарке» не оказался. Везде и всегда ступай аккуратно и не спеша.

[cinder field]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

🚫 Steep127, you need to wait 13 seconds to use that command again.

[exotic harness]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

God knows how long I've spent at the Offtops... but it's like this place just doesn't want to let me go. . It's either a new reply, or a new picture, or a funny meme... and every time I think "OK, just this once, and then I'm outta here", but here I am.

[oak cipher]

And I took that personaly

[cold crystal]

As a Norwegian, it is required by scandinavian Law to hate everyone who is not norwegian. Same for all other scandinavian countries
Scandinavian Rivalries are the best rivalries :)

[lone lily]

I'm back

[weak crest]

you already gonna get muted again for what he says

[daring osprey]

could have gone without seeing that...

[cedar timber]

Stalker ballin

[pastel pumice]

Lol kekw xdddd monolith suslov

[barren geyser]

🎃💀spooked

[cedar timber]

No way mystical wise merc

[still tangle]

Bruh Major Degtyarev??????
wtf is he in china?????

[jagged nebula]

man, what shop is that

literally worse than seeing a stalker: clear sky poster in an airsoft shooting range

[heady hatch]

usually you will get a shit BB gun, try to hit the balloons.if you successd you will get some toy. but the problem is, BB guns are all tampered.

[haughty wraith]

Gavrilean#3862 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[quick elk]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Mission complete:
Transaction: collect your reward from Wolf

[daring osprey]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Ти написав, а фрази нема, Підманула підвела.

[thick prairie]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

А ну, чики-брики и в Новый год!

[thick prairie]

AH

[covert furnace]

I think i saw this once where he Just stared screaming at someone in a car

[weak crest]

Me when wear a face mask

[wintry ingot]

I used to have the OP-1 as well, you start swimming in your own sweat after 5 minutes

[regal hemlock]

Bandits on their way to rob some poor guy who was having the best day of his stalker career in the Zone:

[weak crest]

Zhidao: Shadow of Qinshan

[surreal canopy]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

They say that sometimes you may share the views you have seen in the #screens_and_videos

[vagrant turtle]

Balkan

[weak crest]

serbs an albanians

[spiral whale]

Mobile downloaded gif

[hazy mason]

no way

[wintry mountain]

Having the best day of your life
In the Zone

[quick elk]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

The Zone teaches you to be tough, and I can tolerate most things. But Bad Words Usage is different.... You are going to regret doing this.

[robust pelican]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Here’s… to a steady hand in 2022!

[vagrant turtle]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Получен предмет:
Аптечка армейская. Жаль, что полупустая... Но хотя-бы кейс хороший!

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Варто боятися корову спереду, коня ззаду, а Вовка з усіх боків.

[chrome basin]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Banning people is a tricky task.

[lavish siren]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Congratulations! You won a side sleeping place without a pillow on a train to Yanov!

[south cairn]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Do not forget, do not forgive. And if you have forgotten — #CheckPDA.

[weak crest]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

They say that sometimes you may share the views you have seen in the #screens_and_videos

[stable shale]

The things people will do over Vodka

[cerulean vortex]

Fr fr lol

[weak crest]

i love being a serb

[hushed pagoda]

Which faction is that?

[full tinsel]

not a faction. just the mutants

[weak crest]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Там когда пойдешь на кабанов, найдешь труп бандита, на нем будет «Кровь камня». Не трогай — это на Хеллоуин.

[delicate finch]

🤨

[echo warren]

me resisting the primal urge to blast him in the face like

[thick prairie]

What

[wispy plinth]

THE WISH GRANTER IS REAL

[haughty wraith]

Penguan#5019 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[full tinsel]

can we get much higher

[hallow niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588474826105290753/1034655098044940458/unknown.png

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Wake me up, when Emission ends!

[weak crest]

why the first one got lithiania flag on his cap

dont lie this is ur best friend

[azure nimbus]

Bro did the Combine rifle slam on you

[daring osprey]

Yeah I didn't put the can in the trash

[cerulean vortex]

No my best friend would be the VSS Vintorez

[haughty wraith]

Відстань між Кордоном і Саркофагом вимірюється в патронах.

[hazy mason]

This post is approved by the Shower Reactors Gang

[ember sedge]

— Какие у вас огромные арбузы!
— Это не арбузы, это виноград
— А какие у вас большие кабачки!
— Это не кабачки, это горох.
— А какой у вас энергичный хардбасс играет из проигрывателя!
— Это не проигрыватель, это счетчик Гейгера.

[chrome basin]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Завдання оновлено: привітатися з оффтопом, знайти емодзі з котиком і відправити в будь-який чат.

[lone birch]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Я здесь вроде главного. Помни, чтобы не забыть.

[spiral whale]

Bosni...

[quick elk]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

🚫 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, you need to wait 12 seconds to use that command again.

[placid glacier]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Here’s… to a steady hand in 2022!

[weak crest]

ehhh

[olive prairie]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Робота не вовк, я — Вовк.

[weak crest]

Yo

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Собака — друг человека. Псевдособака — враг сталкера.

[spiral whale]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Береженого борг береже, а сталкера — детектор.

Ты выиграл хеллоуинскую верхнюю боковушку без постели до Янова!

[violet quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/955090326870171648/1025442420294439013/black_blockparty_soldat.mp4

[thick prairie]

The hell is Nosorga and Exoseva

[full tinsel]

probably from some anomaly pack

[vagrant turtle]

yes

[deep furnace]

pretty sure those go all the way back to Last Day but don't quote me on that

[weak crest]

stalker reference in plague inc

[uneven maple]

Fireball artifact irl

[spiral whale]

Manoleet??????? IMPOSTER AMONG THE STALKERS??? SUSSY?????

[weak crest]

Bandits after murdering a buncha loners for no reason (they are based bandits)

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Wake me up, when Emission ends!

[daring osprey]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

New mission:
Strange phenomenon: find the source of the glow at the dredge station.

[thick prairie]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Хочешь кабанчиком метнутся? Смотри, чтобы кабанчиком в «жарке» не оказался. Везде и всегда ступай аккуратно и не спеша.

[uneven maple]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Там когда пойдешь на кабанов, найдешь труп бандита, на нем будет «Кровь камня». Не трогай — это на Хеллоуин.

[still tangle]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Ех, warn би тобі виписати, та толку?.. Бачу ж, що людина хороша.

[stark solstice]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

I do not know who Mee6 and Outtaja are, are they loners?

[weak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924695377473585152/1036207249892311070/IMG_20220529_172551_393-1.jpg?width=702&height=702

[still tangle]

Most healthy stalker without Rad protect(He said he licked Elephant Foot in CNPP)

[summer ginkgo]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Получен предмет:
10 минутное видео с ножом. Такая версия только у тебя, никому не показывай!

[atomic sundial]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Відстань між Кордоном і Саркофагом вимірюється в патронах.

[echo warren]

how in the world do you fail to cook a potato in a way that leaves it glowing like lava.

[cold crystal]

whats the original video?

[quick elk]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

З ранку до ночі спамити хочу...

[placid glacier]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Собака — друг человека. Псевдособака — враг сталкера.

[full tinsel]

get out of here stalker. get out of here stalker. get out if here stalker

[wispy plinth]

someone is unhappy 😔

[weak crest]

Tarkov Raid behins the scenes

☠️

[weak crest]

I love how the stalker server is slowly turning into a tf2 server

[cedar timber]

Stalker Fortress is a thing

[thick prairie]

!tempmute @lone lily 3w Offtopic meme (the post where he gets angry about moderators)

[haughty wraith]

Strelok#2119 has been muted for 3 weeks

Reason: Offtopic meme (the post where he gets angry about moderators)

Muted until · Nov 20, 2022, 7:18 PM

[wet prism]

#🤨┃stalker_memes offtop posters when they got mutted for literally breaking the rules

[quick elk]

[shell heron]

Imagine breaking the rules, which are not existing.

[weak crest]

it is https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/exoseva-cbse-outfits-12-for-rc22

[spiral whale]

Wait, is there actually a rule? I only saw about no NSFW, and before we were able to post non-stalker memes here aswell

[marble seal]

its in the name, stalker memes

[swift swift]

Mercenaries

[cinder urchin]

toyota

[weak crest]

bandits after murdering 6 loners in order to obtain a singular jellyfish

[weak crest]

like the pfp

[cerulean oyster]

Don’t be like duty, be like freedom!

[full tinsel]

soyjak this man

[echo warren]

Freedom:
Hardly ever wears masks, nothing more than a gaiter
Doesn't social distance
-In fact, they often gather in close groups around fires or within confined buildings
Smokes and drinks all the time, making themselves more susceptible to the virus
Lets infected individuals roam free
Is often in "close contact" with infected individuals, like the snork
"Come over here, let's have a little chat"

[regal hemlock]

Can't forget in infected carriers known as bloodsuckers as well

[weak crest]

! wolfcheer

[mellow valve]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

You wanna chat? Let's chat!

[cerulean vortex]

Literally my pfp lol

[grand nexus]

Good choice!

[still tangle]

The origin of Pseudogiant

[weak crest]

me when im supposed to be defending the yantar scientist camp

[quick elk]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Тут офтоп для новичков, а не чат косплейщиков, парень.

[weak crest]

song?

[vague pine]

puppet master — sweet dreams

[cedar timber]

Or just get an loner radsuit, is better than Duty

[full tinsel]

soyjak this man

[tawdry tiger]

anyone got high quality smiling strelok image?

[cedar timber]

Cry some more it won't change that Duty has a garbage gear

[weak crest]

when the wish granter is sus 😳

[tawdry tiger]

handsome

[wet prism]

He looks like he put some cocaine in his coffee instead of sugar

[weak crest]

Poland ☕

[thick prairie]

PM>Gauss

[daring osprey]

PM can fire more than once every two seconds

[weak crest]

Scar if there were cars in STALKER

[quick elk]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Item lost:
Wolf's banhammer.

Stop… Could you please give it back to me?

[wet prism]

But a knife wins the day

[placid glacier]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Там когда пойдешь на кабанов, найдешь труп бандита, на нем будет «Кровь камня». Не трогай — это на Хеллоуин.

[full tinsel]

nine soyjak reactions say otherwise

[hazy mason]

even tho warsaw is incomparably cooler than nato, equipment isnt important as the friends we make along the way (and our morals as dutiers of course, also dont forget to join were fr trying to save the world)

[cold crystal]

You don’t wanna know trust me

[night barn]

PMm Gang

[azure phoenix]

I'm kinda surprised them being cannibals isn't a stereotype

[cold crystal]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wet prism]

@thick prairie

[haughty wraith]

๖ۣۜRagnar#0230 has been warned

Reason: Offtopic meme in stalker_memes

[shell heron]

!warn @haughty wraith Offtop conversation in #🤨┃stalker_memes .

[haughty wraith]

🚫 +Faker+, you can't use that.

[soft crescent]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Легко вставать, когда нельзя ложиться.

[daring osprey]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Artifact isn't wolf. I'm Wolf, woof-woof!

[sullen tree]

Will you allow him to take your order?

[wheat plank]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

🚫 Rico_Zeus, you need to wait 5 seconds to use that command again.

[night barn]

Obvious joke is obvious

[elder ridge]

is it not just from some stupid line that a mod adds that for some reason everyone takes as canon??

[glass parrot]

It is actually from CS (unmodded), but the dialogue spoken by the Freedomer is actually Bandit dialogue. Dialogue in an area is shared, so that's why some Freedomers can be seen talking as if they were Neutral/Bandit/Duty members

[spiral whale]

NGL in clear sky I modified the LR in such a way to make it a sniper rifle, and my TRS became a machine gun, GP36 became a helicopter shooter

[wispy plinth]

THE WISH GRANTER IS REAL

[haughty wraith]

Penguan#5019 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[jaunty furnace]

Canon Stalker cat ears. Strelowok

[hazy mason]

s, when did that happened

[lament lichen]

!wolfcheer

[spiral whale]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Чужой схрон трудно найти, легко потерять и невозможно забыть.

[mental badge]

More specifically, if faction does not have unique dialogs in the area, it takes other faction’s dialog specific for that area. And Freedomers don’t have any lines for Garbage.

[spiral whale]

Me crawling with 59 kg overweight just to buy a normal weight cap suit

[echo warren]

if only you could carry stalkers between maps
there's probably like 200,000 roubles worth of rifles waiting for me in Rostok

[wet prism]

In SoC on the Freedom's base you can find a guy, who will tell you that times are hard, and he needs to eat you, but after telling him that you're not tasty he will change his mind

[weak crest]

its a wink, there are drugs that make you act really weird but also make you prone to suggestions very easily, and freedom of course loves their drugs
Just casually convincing the dude you arent tasty so he doesnt cannibalize you, peak humor

[thick lantern]

Some clear sky watching all this and just be like: 👍

[wet prism]

Sydorovych watching some shock content

[haughty wraith]

PinkGamer#5658 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[shell heron]

!warn @dry lagoon Nobody asked your opinion, offtop bot.

[haughty wraith]

🚫 [60HZ Gang] +Truther+, you can't use that.

[delicate finch]

!ban @haughty wraith Bad guy

[haughty wraith]

🚫 Зero, you can't use that.

[wintry ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK4AumVIzmE

[atomic sundial]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Ох, тяжко це — мути видавати!

[weak crest]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Ех, warn би тобі виписати, та толку?.. Бачу ж, що людина хороша.

[lament lichen]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

One stalker always asked me to do not stand "there", something tells me he is the one to listen.

[placid glacier]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Робота не вовк, я — Вовк.

[full tinsel]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

А ну, чики-брики и в Новый год!

[shell heron]

The guy below me...

Skull react him!

[shadow aurora]

🤨

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Ты выиграл хеллоуинскую верхнюю боковушку без постели до Янова!

[cerulean vortex]

Some based S.T.A.L.K.E.R. player just wondering wtf is happening

[worldly obsidian]

It can be looped

[wet prism]

Trying to keep this meme at least Stalker themed

[ocean ermine]

Ayo Skif wtf? 🤨

[cedar timber]

Meanwhile me having rusty weapons

[haughty zinc]

i need the wise tree in stalker meme

[haughty zinc]

wrong one, but this works

[weak crest]

[stark solstice]

OMG

[wild citrus]

Assassin's Creed Serbia

[quick elk]

А де сам Сталкер то?

[shell heron]

Треба писати яка частина.
Або просто цифру 2 добавити.

Бо сталкер це той хто за тобою стежить.

[weak crest]

Average Division fans vs Average Unity enjoyer

[cold crystal]

Link?

[weak crest]

idk if theres a full video i, maybe on some tarkov telegram or smt

[spiral whale]

I wanna feel how a gauss rifle shot would feel, will it vaporize or just like a regular bullet with higher intensity

[weak crest]

the bullet would go so fast it'd pierce a straight line through your ass

[spiral whale]

Then its ineffective as fuck, and I thought it was more of a magic wand kind, with your limb being heated up thoroughly, or if its a projectile, then we can always say "electric anomaly"

[violet quest]

what is this?

[full tinsel]

it would be a blast of plasma wouldn't it

[weak crest]

Chad loner also possesses several different cancers.

[hazy mason]

whana try it?

[spiral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[quick elk]

Тільки українці зрозуміють)

[livid belfry]

So apparently when I posted this to YouTube, some douchebag named Jeembo copyright claimed it, and YouTube labeled it as being from his song Nekrolpol, even though he sampled the damn song from stalker in the first place.

[wispy plinth]

thank you for replying to that
i have legit been looking for it for a month

[echo warren]

smells like a lawsuit

[cold crystal]

Found it

[weak crest]

Where lol

[still tangle]

I hear cheeki breeki in there

[restive iron]

Average Factions Battling For the Zone's fate fan

Average Being Lonely with the Homies enjoyer

[regal hemlock]

Most intelligent Stalker AI

[idle halo]

@haughty zinc Is this wise tree the one you were exactly looking for?

[tight monolith]

this is why I hate british people

[mental cedar]

@static rose

[static rose]

Перші та останні меми

[restive iron]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxQoljuxlx0U1G4nU1P28i0QVi-2LgEG2M
did the thing show up

[haughty wraith]

Vuk_USTIPAK#3326 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[thorny junco]

Is it funny that I’ve never had stalker crash?

[cold crystal]

Someone sent it to me

[icy hemlock]

This is hysterical

[idle halo]

That’s a very small artifact container.

[wet prism]

Sydorovych watching his favourite series

[haughty zinc]

[azure phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-political-pripyat-jupiter-underground-gif-24761909 emblem fail :(

[weak crest]

No SEX

[spiral whale]

Before marriage

[echo warren]

And without the partner's consent

[restive iron]

Truly based Zoners

[red spade]

The oppressive nature of the zone vs The indomitable stalker spirit

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

В Зоні важко самому, можеш приєднатись до якоїсь фракції в #faction-choice

[south radish]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

We post S.T.A.L.K.E.R. memes in #stalker_memes, as simple as it is.

[mental cedar]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

One stalker always asked me to do not stand "there", something tells me he is the one to listen.

[weak crest]

Dear god

[brazen plume]

!wolfcheer

[haughty wraith]

Ех, warn би тобі виписати, та толку?.. Бачу ж, що людина хороша.

[jaunty furnace]

lmaooo

[hazy mason]

Xdddddd

[carmine wing]

Match pfg gang

[echo warren]

sausage type beat

[lost trout]

[weak crest]

N

[hazy mason]

I

[placid glacier]

C
E

T
R
Y

G
U
Y
S

[wet prism]

Almost everyone there will die to protect something, and Renegades woke up and choose violence

[true ermine]

[brazen plume]

funny XD

[minor crane]

Fend:)

[spiral whale]

Freedom ->

[weak crest]

Ahem

[static oracle]

Ecolosus

[exotic harness]

lets do it again for good measure

[weak crest]

OMg No bolts?????

[weak crest]

unleash the ♻️s!

[hazy mason]

the first is WAY longer than it should

[weak crest]

was the shooting real or air soft it looks fake as hell?

[shadow aurora]

🤨

[wispy plinth]

fixed it for you

[wraith laurel]

fixed

[grim jetty]

[haughty zinc]

🤨

[pseudo fossil]

Stalker 2 leaked gameplay !!!111!

My dad works for GSC !!!!

[weak crest]

its all Blank fire

[weak crest]

ok

[carmine wing]

yo let me talk to your dad. Those graphics are insaneee

[uneven maple]

I did this with no art skills

[stone lark]

Amogus

[hazy mason]

very true

[regal hemlock]

ecologus

[stable plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440171654195445762/896888719842344980/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future.webm

[tropic sparrow]

И как это объяснить?

[echo steeple]

||Ecologus||

[rocky lily]

Get out there and good hunting stalkers to your week.

[cold crystal]

Alright, noted

[uneven maple]

Thank you kind sir for the advice

[static oracle]

800 Gauss Rifle

[haughty wraith]

PinkGamer#5658 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[soft crescent]

!wolfcheer

[weak crest]

selling a gauss rifle for 800 billion rouble

[brazen plume]

!wolfcheer

[exotic harness]

https://tenor.com/view/backrooms-smiler-attack-jumpscare-gif-gif-25930658

[uneven maple]

average day in yantar

[weak crest]

[night tendon]

You just need to take it, not to smoke, so don't make that one friendly guy sad...

[brazen plume]

!wolfcheer

[exotic harness]

Call of Duty

[knotty remnant]

[cerulean vortex]

[hushed spear]

[eager hollow]

[tight monolith]

[full tinsel]

[placid glacier]

[hazy mason]

sus

[echo warren]

the cat done OD'd

edit: Snoop Catt

[thick lantern]

This cat just straight up more High on catnip than Ganja on weed

[crisp prairie]

nice stalker meme

[weak crest]

[outer swift]

[echo warren]

[regal hemlock]

[full tinsel]

[cinder urchin]

purgatory

[outer swift]

[haughty zinc]

[tropic sparrow]

Хахахаха

[mental cedar]

[weak crest]

[steel cape]

[stark solstice]

[lilac marten]

[quick elk]

[brazen plume]

||twenty one||

[exotic harness]

||twenty|| ||two||

[static oracle]

[daring osprey]

[stark solstice]

[steel cape]

[echo steeple]

[hazy mason]

[weak crest]

[ocean ermine]

[surreal canopy]

+ =

[thick lantern]

+=

[stark solstice]

. . . this you?

[civic flower]

I have bad news, 77+33 is not 100

[steel cape]

+ = In base
||Why is there a 2 hour slowmode||

[daring osprey]

+ =

[feral musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613687311032385536/1039505124487340062/unknown.png

[still tangle]

Fortnite card, Who wants it?

[weak crest]

[tropic sparrow]

[lost trout]

[weak crest]

[lament lichen]

[exotic harness]

[earnest osprey]

Everyone is out of memes or what

[cold crystal]

Yes

[solemn topaz]

Ptsd? I hab none GL fixed that

[outer swift]

[daring osprey]

$

[azure phoenix]

Once you play l4d2 with a mod that replaces tank theme with bandit radio, you'll understand

[uneven maple]

[tropic sparrow]

[weak crest]

me when im supposed to be defending the bar from bloodsuckers

[cobalt onyx]

No way

[exotic harness]

Holy sh*t

[hallow chasm]

, ...

[mental cedar]

+ =

[wild citrus]

[surreal lichen]

так оно звідки ти то мені тоді припер це

[quick elk]

не матюкайся, мут дадуть!

[mental cedar]

[weak crest]

bandit power

🤓

[cerulean vortex]

🥧

[thorny junco]

A challenge to anyone who wants too. Try to turn this image into a meme

[red spade]

whats +

[south cairn]

[feral blaze]

-

[exotic harness]

It's crazy what zone can do to stalkers

[hazy mason]

freedomer became a hot furry (literally)

[weak crest]

pseudodogs mutated again

[weak crest]

Metro

[haughty zinc]

METRO

[weak crest]

Live footage of a bandit trying to fry some mutant meat in a burner anomaly

[weak crest]

do NOT pour lighter fluid on the burner anomalies, worst mistake of my life

[worthy mantle]

69

[kind zinc]

Worst Monolith Execution ever recorded

[weak crest]

rumour has it that ukrainian spetnaz tortured stalkers in abandoned buildings in the cordon

[full tinsel]

with mouse traps and rebar

[drowsy grove]

Якось упіймали найманці сталкера. Підійшли до колодязя, занурили його головою вниз до пояса. За хвилину дістають і запитують:

• Артефакти, бабло є?
  Він їм:
• Немає…
  Опускають його ще раз. Дістали, питають:
• Артефакти, бабло є?
  — Та нема!
  Знову занурили. І знову питають:
• Артефакти, бабло є?
  Та той і не витримав:
• Блін . Ви або опускайте глибше, або тримайте довше. Дно каламутне — ані хріну не видно!

[exotic harness]

[lilac marten]

why not

[jagged nebula]

[exotic harness]

[hoary sluice]

[weak crest]

imagine a paranoid schizophrenic seeing this channel filled with random numbers

[stone lark]

Random? You mean these aren't coordinates to Government Black Sites?

[cold crystal]

Credit to u/Kawalan

[celest coyote]

- =

[rocky lily]

Bandits onto their way to fleece loners entering the garbage:

[prime zealot]

Bolt v3
This bolt will kill every anomaly in 50 m radius

[weak crest]

[echo warren]

[tropic sparrow]

[stark solstice]

Lmfao

[main laurel]

very low effort but challenged completed

[restive iron]

[thorny junco]

Nicely done

[exotic harness]

*

[weak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949819485181853766/1031122321534107678/unknown.png?width=553&height=676

[cerulean vortex]

https://tenor.com/bBH8e.gif

[tight monolith]

who has the image of sidorovich holding a large loaf of bread while his other arm is around a pseudodog

[weak crest]

my privates when i explore a magnetic anomaly

[wet prism]

I only have the original image without Sydor and a normal dog

[echo grail]

What's the music?

[vague vigil]

driftveil city from pokemon black/white

[tight monolith]

No
No you're the 🤡
No you're the 🤓
Okay just shut up

[cerulean vortex]

"Krug antenna complex my beloved"
-no one ever

[hazy mason]

happened so many times with me...

[wild citrus]

Da heck...

[exotic harness]

[weak crest]

simply an oopsie daisy

[restive iron]

Man is actually alive, sending a message from beyond the grave

[primal osprey]

Woa ı miss this place

[azure phoenix]

I expected him to do the exact same dance as the duty guy in 100 rads bar, now my day is ruined

[weak crest]

anomaly 👎

[stark solstice]

That isnt even anomaly

[faint spade]

Cringe

[covert furnace]

[restive iron]

Me omw to venture the zone and drain any body out of useful consumables as a Loner

[regal plover]

i want bosnian clear sky waifu

[restive iron]

Sex can wait, can we play STALKER? Please, I'll let you murder Bandits now-

Where did she go?
Where am I?
Why am I still alive?

(this was a reply)

[tight monolith]

oh god what will happen

[stark solstice]

" dick dissapears "

[weak prairie]

No

[weak crest]

NO

[restive iron]

Your dick gets ripped from you

[regal hemlock]

Anything that's living population ceases everywhere in every multiverse

[red spade]

Ok but how will this effect the rare artifact market

[weak crest]

Love is in the air?
WRONG
A blowout just started!

[tight monolith]

love is in the air?
WRONG
that's mustard gas

[weak crest]

love is in the air?
CORRECT
how romantic

[exotic harness]

"Don't join mods homies, people here are getting violated"

[covert furnace]

A New artifact

[haughty wraith]

Lord Chef Al-Assad.#1597 has been warned

Reason: Offtopic meme in stalker_memes

[thick prairie]

Facts

[neon walrus]

For all new members

[rocky lily]

Whenever wolf deletes a post:

[weak crest]

We thank you oh monolith

[gaunt quarry]

everytime im trying to play vanilla stalker shadow of chernobly:

[regal plover]

monolith are such good loot dispensers

[idle halo]

Crows in the zone:

[unique steeple]

pov: you slammed your door after arguing with your parents

[weak crest]

** B O Z O**

[cedar timber]

Well can't say much, this channel is filled with reposted memes and depressing message chains

[real mulch]

[weak crest]

[exotic harness]

I go first
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[regal hemlock]

Stalkers when Artifact:

[echo warren]

I'll join you
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[weak crest]

I think I might be dying of radiation poisoning, I keep seeing inanimate objects as cats

[exotic harness]

I'll join you
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛

[mental cedar]

I'll join you
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛

[steel cape]

Join deez nutz

[echo warren]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛

[delicate finch]

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-fortnite-fortnite-dance-monolith-сталкер-gif-18905167

[shell heron]

So there was this.

[quasi pagoda]

bjutiful

[echo warren]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛

[hazy mason]

can you dont

[stark solstice]

cringe asf

[dreamy hull]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛

[weak crest]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[weak crest]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛

[weak crest]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛

[mental cedar]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛

[covert furnace]

[delicate finch]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛

[weak crest]

[deft kettle]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[mental cedar]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[static oracle]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[drowsy grove]

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