⭐┃nospoilers_general

[median rock]

That one cool version 😎

[finite dragon]

yeah when I went to medieval fest here
I heard pack of 🇱🇹 sing it
reminded me to play stalker as that in back ground

lol

[tired anvil]

I like both a lot tbh

[wide aspen]

i just saw a meme of a furry saying he likes guys and then some weird brave man came and sprayed an ak at him then said cword and b word

[tired anvil]

Sounds like the Strelok meme

[median rock]

I still wonder how you didn't understand it was Ukrainian 🤡

[wide aspen]

i saved it i cant send in dm's if you want

[median rock]

Literally had the flag and the band is Ukrainian 🤡

[tired anvil]

Well not like we don't have Lithuanians performing our songs in Ukraine

It was pretty popular after the...you know

[median rock]

No I don't, explain 🤡 🤡 🤡

[tired anvil]

[half glade]

Best song

[median rock]

Ai davaj davaj opa

[half glade]

Lithuania based

[median rock]

I can't find this song damn

Oh finally

[half glade]

Also one I love that has that 80/90 vibe is foje-keistuolis

I love the song also lyrically I love it as well

[wide aspen]

btw your profile image is fricking terrifying

[finite dragon]

its great haha

[fathom crest]

its biautifull

[wide aspen]

it goes perfictly with the name too

[tired anvil]

Thanks, means the goal is achieved

[wide aspen]

feels like something babushka says to her grand sons so they dont go out in the night xD

[half glade]

Na its geyjunas

Cuz he is a moderator u see

[open lintel]

🧨

[half glade]

[wide aspen]

every time i look at his profile pic i get the chills looks like a gin or a demon!

or him in a mask

[fathom crest]

how do u play stalker?

[half glade]

Tho my pfp us cute

[wide aspen]

shy strelok

[half glade]

Man I was a bloody fearless kid that I played stalker when I was young and wasn't afraid

[wide aspen]

i pit my shants when a blood sucker attacked me when i was 14

it was a scary dark place

[half glade]

The weiner sucker

[wide aspen]

ye

[fathom crest]

agropom underground most likely

[wide aspen]

the weiner sucker, what a great name i heard

[wide aspen]

yes and another one inside a house full of bodies

[fathom crest]

the prostitute of the zone

[wide aspen]

XD

[fathom crest]

freedom moment

[half glade]

The freedoms favorite mutant

[wide aspen]

wait

is that why i found freedom near the blood sucker village ?

there were like 10 weiner suckers

and some freedom near them

[fathom crest]

i guess its now confirmed lore not only some horny modders

[half glade]

[wide aspen]

i swear i saw a blood sucker standing near a campfire full of freedom guys and i thought it was a bug!

anyway i killed them both

[half glade]

Ofc freedom would hang around there

[fathom crest]

damn what an evening, confirmed turkeys in stalker, freedom boning mutants lore

[open lintel]

👀

Merc Gang

[fathom crest]

more like dickhead gang

[tired anvil]

All started with "can I repair my gun in SoC"

[median rock]

PMm Gang

[half glade]

In stalker soup I had to kill nazi merch to save scientists

[open lintel]

true

[half glade]

Absolute banger

[wide aspen]

also i hate monolith i just respect how they shoot me with a rocket just to get me away from pripyat

[median rock]

Actually there's a bug if i remember correctly...

[fathom crest]

sidorovich simps

[tired anvil]

There is, we know

We discussed it earlier, dw

[median rock]

You can give it to zombified stalker, ah

[wide aspen]

lol

[half glade]

Chicken eater simps

[fathom crest]

turkey eater simps*

[open lintel]

idk about rubber boolets man

[wide aspen]

pseudodog eater simps

[half glade]

How did he get a damm turkey

[wide aspen]

mutated fly

[median rock]

Sidor has it in the cutscene

So why not

[fathom crest]

only police use them for peacefully neutralizing rioters, real chads use armasel protecta (eliminator, street sweper) for riots

[half glade]

Yeah but how did he get in the zone

[half glade]

Real guns are preferred

[fathom crest]

did u miss the lore we discussed earlier

[half glade]

Yeah I did

[wide aspen]

thats why he fat first he gives you a job of getting a pseudodog tail and then a monsters flesh eye and then a nutated boar hoof

leg

[open lintel]

giga chad move

[fathom crest]

here

[median rock]

Yes amazing lore

[fathom crest]

even the name irl suggest what it is used for- street sweeping

[half glade]

Last time I was on a patrol I didn't get to use my bulletproof West 😔

Not even pepper spray

[median rock]

That's like these mod quests where you have to bring some food that is considered good outside of the zone, not even talking about the inside

[wide aspen]

also can you go inside with sidrovich there is some cans of S.T.A.L.K.E.R juice i want to get it

and some ammo

[fathom crest]

probably sidorovich sent someone to infiltrate the base and take all the Wests so he can scam rookies

[wide aspen]

same with bar man

[half glade]

No unless u use kind of a cheat

[wide aspen]

ah ok then

[fathom crest]

a feature*

[half glade]

Ngl I want to get shot to see how it feels

[fathom crest]

feels alright I guess never got shot

bc i got the dodge build from payday'

[half glade]

I want to get a plate carrier someday

I only got an ammo belt that's too big for me

[median rock]

Come to Ukraine, we can make it real for you

[half glade]

Oh it's fine i can go to rimi and get shot hahaha

[fathom crest]

or eat some turkeys then u will not even need a west you will be naturaly protected

[wide aspen]

also when i played stalker for first time when i was 13 and i went to the bar everytime i enter the garage to go inside the safezone the duty keep telling me :get outa here stalker: and i thought if i go inside i will launch a war and get shot at

[half glade]

Someone shot a guard in Rimi shop cuz he told the man to put a mask on

[median rock]

Why not norfa

Or maxima

[fathom crest]

antivaxers gone wild

[half glade]

Rimi was closer to the guys place I guess

[fathom crest]

probably some sherlock homeless dude

[wide aspen]

someone in:classified: just pullled an kalashinlov and started spraying people

its near me in some "place"

[half glade]

Actually on patrol there was a call for a guy who shot his wife and owned like 6 guns like damn

Florida man na weak its lithuanian man moments

[fathom crest]

why tf the dinner is not cooked woman

[median rock]

I mean, Can Lithuania offer you the deal i have? You can get various types of gun wounds. You can even try artillery, UAVs or mortars on yourself

Seems more fun to me

[half glade]

Ooooou I am listening

Do I get to shot someone tho

[fathom crest]

ah yes using artillery on yourself sounds fun

[fathom crest]

only urself

[wide aspen]

thats dark xDlol

but true

chad move

[fathom crest]

0 simp move

[wide aspen]

yeah

[median rock]

Join the Ukrainian army, get sent to Donbas, make money/protect the country/get shot if you want

Profit

[half glade]

There was an Estonian paramilitary guy who shot himself to get a cool scar from an ak4 u know not a pistol round

[wide aspen]

story time

[fathom crest]

commit warcrimes if you want

[half glade]

Yaaaas WAR CRIME TIME QUEEEEN

[median rock]

Nah nah nah we don't do that here, go to the other line then

[half glade]

Always wanted to make feminists proud by being the first woman war criminal

[median rock]

But I can't guarantee these deals on the other side

[fathom crest]

woman confirmed exposed

[stark steppe]

Imagine sending your soldiers to the zone
no way

[median rock]

The other side seems to be worse so yes 🤡

[half glade]

Yeah well we hate the other side so

[wide aspen]

there was 3 police men and a "explosives happy man" he was gonna explode one police man jumped uptop the explosive man and stoped it the others lost a legs and hands the police man who died got money alot of it for his family the others got their job taken from them with no money and nothing

[half glade]

U never know these day

[fathom crest]

nosexual

[half glade]

I would make a joke but I will get muted

[wide aspen]

ye

[half glade]

[median rock]

"I am becoming war criminal at Donbas (gone sexual)"

[half glade]

[fathom crest]

ono

[wide aspen]

better not even im scared to say something wrong

[fathom crest]

therapist

[median rock]

*oho, nice cereals btw

They're sold here 😎

[fathom crest]

from raping to cereals dam......

[median rock]

🤡

That's how i am avoiding topics

[tired anvil]

They don't say Oho! for no reason

[median rock]

Oho! Small pack

[wide aspen]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[fathom crest]

darker than..................................... ( 0 mutes speedrun)

[half glade]

🇱🇹 🇱🇹

[stark steppe]

Since when did you become mod again imao

[median rock]

Oh my god lmao

[wide aspen]

just add a green mask to those two eyes and mouth you will have a stalker

[half glade]

He became gay again

[tired anvil]

Idk, but I wasn't one for 2 months or so, so whenever that happened

[median rock]

I liked these oreo cereals the most

My favourite

[stark steppe]

Feelsbad

[fathom crest]

bruh they taste like puting melted sugar in your mouth

[tired anvil]

Yea but that's only because you didn't get Trys Draugai or šokoladiniai bliūdėliai or bitutė or idk

[half glade]

BEST MORNING SNACC IS CURD SNACC sureliai rules

[tired anvil]

Those are nice yea

[half glade]

Nykštukas and pasaka

[median rock]

And you have roshen, the best company in the world

[fathom crest]

today I ate cheburek for breakfast

[median rock]

😎

[wide aspen]

do you pour the cereal then the milk or milk then cereal ?

[median rock]

Second

[tired anvil]

I pour the cereal, then the milk, then add the bowl

[fathom crest]

i pour the bowl in the cereal

[tired anvil]

Lmfao

[stark steppe]

I pour the cereal on the ground

[half glade]

I eat cereal without the milk

Soggy is gay and I am not gay

[fathom crest]

I eat milk without cereal

[tired anvil]

They're not called „sausi” pusryčiai for no reason

[half glade]

Exactly

[wide aspen]

me i pour it the most humane way posible wich is cereal then milk after the milk toches cereal it dies instantly better then throw it in milk till it drowns

[median rock]

Sausi bacca

[fathom crest]

But the best is eating bowl without cereal

[wide aspen]

those are some wise words my guy

[half glade]

I eat lithuanian dirt because I am a patriot

[wide aspen]

i eat sosig with cereal, gives you proteen!

[median rock]

"this is a graveyard wtf are you doing"

[fathom crest]

gives u diarhea too, only pluses

[wide aspen]

sometimes i eat cereal and drink from huge girl friend momey milkers

or just eat from the hole box

[median rock]

🤡

[stark steppe]

i pour my milk in the cereal box

[wide aspen]

yes

[fathom crest]

real chads dont use bowl they use the box

[wide aspen]

wait your milk? dats sus

[stark steppe]

Well

[fathom crest]

kumpis

[wide aspen]

i guess to get that chunky felling yeah

[median rock]

Cereal mixed with borscht

[stark steppe]

some people own there own milk related products uhm

[wide aspen]

it takes time to get that milk doe xD

its hard to get 🙂

[fathom crest]

an artefact of sorts

[wide aspen]

yeah maybe

[half glade]

Get a cheap ass vodka

[median rock]

Pure alcohol is better

[fathom crest]

Stalker 2 new artefact leaked cumceareal

[half glade]

Mmmm yes burning insides

[wide aspen]

LMFAO

[half glade]

It sterilizes u from the inside

[median rock]

You will become a dragon

[fathom crest]

real chads use medicine spirit or antifreeze so u dont get cold

[half glade]

The worms u had forget it they are dead the wound na its healed the balls empty forever now congrats

[median rock]

Not balls, why

[fathom crest]

thats the cost u have to pay'

[median rock]

Literally empty inside

[fathom crest]

empty like my head

[half glade]

Yeah bro like balloons with no air

[fathom crest]

deflated

[half glade]

Yeah my brain dumb cuz it's latec

[wide aspen]

imagine you wake up at a hospital and you find the doctor playing with two large balls and blood is where your sosig is

[median rock]

If Nauseda's head was empty we could fit the entire planet there

[fathom crest]

Gitaras Naudosnera

[median rock]

Mikro, makro

[half glade]

Dude he is our Minecraft president don't bully our kvadatinuko

[median rock]

Ekonomika

[half glade]

Geografija

[median rock]

Kanalizacija

[tired anvil]

You make me proud Serjous

[median rock]

Korupcija

[tired anvil]

Getting all the references

[fathom crest]

Imagine having an not affected opinion . This post was made by nauseda gang

[half glade]

[tired anvil]

Vytautas would be proud

The Black sea effort didn't go in vain

[half glade]

So u must live in kanalizacija tu bomžara

[median rock]

His thoughts are unknown

[tired anvil]

Nesakyk taip jam valkata tu

[median rock]

Mes bomžai

[fathom crest]

bomzu dainele

[wide aspen]

en offtop is being raded by weebs

[half glade]

No apsiprašam kap dzieva myliu

[median rock]

It's always full of them

Taip ir ne

Choose

[half glade]

Yeah it's good reason not to go there

Yes mes bomžai we can't afford stalker 2

[median rock]

Every Ukrainian has already bought it

[fathom crest]

already preordered ultimate edition

[half glade]

[fathom crest]

had to rob a bank

[half glade]

So u are the guy that shot a man in rimi

[median rock]

I robbed my money box to buy it

[fathom crest]

meybi

[half glade]

[tired anvil]

Wish I could post the Norfa meme here

[half glade]

Dew it

[median rock]

HOLD UP

[tired anvil]

No Serjous don't lmao

[median rock]

TUTUTUTU

[half glade]

DEW IT

[median rock]

🤡

[half glade]

HAHAHAAH

[fathom crest]

ay ka cia keikis'

[half glade]

Myžbalė

[tired anvil]

Po paraliais

[fathom crest]

bala nemate

[half glade]

O pedikas tai čia labai blogas are ne

[wide aspen]

wait FRICK

WHERE IS THE MEME I DIDNOT SEE

[fathom crest]

kazinau nlb

[tired anvil]

Šiaip link blogesnių

Netradicinės pažiūros vyras

[half glade]

Reik naujuosius lietuvius posting

[fathom crest]

geriau negu v***ų pedikas

[wide aspen]

en offtop confirmed full of weebs

[fathom crest]

nelygus vyras

[wide aspen]

go see it

[tired anvil]

We know, sadly

[half glade]

We know

[median rock]

Lithuanians suggesting where to jump off to die 🤡

[wide aspen]

ah

well i know too now

[tired anvil]

Alytaus-Lietuvos aukščiausiais pėsčiųjų tiltas ftw

[half glade]

Šūdgabalis

[fathom crest]

Nuo tavo mamos

[tired anvil]

Karkvabali ramiau

[half glade]

😔

Ale dar prikarksėsiu

[median rock]

Ah so that's the reason why it was built

Great

[half glade]

Wait there is a great lithuanina text on why Lithuanians love the forest

Cuz it has many braches to hang ur self on

[median rock]

Ik about it

[half glade]

I love that one

[fathom crest]

labanakt nes rytoj varau i rietavo turgu

[wide aspen]

i will just pretend i know what are we talking about

[half glade]

Sėkmes kokia gera dešra nusipirk

[median rock]

Добре

Далі так і думай

[half glade]

Dobre

[fathom crest]

vistas jauciu pirksiu arba dar anciu

[half glade]

Mėsines are kur kiaušus deda

[fathom crest]

i spurgine kur ant kampo yra nuleksiu parvesiu spurgu lauktuvem

bye

[tired anvil]

Viso

[half glade]

Davai

[wide aspen]

yes ?

[half glade]

He said dobre

[median rock]

Та ні

Затролив ахаахахахаах 😎

[half glade]

Добрый утро

[median rock]

I was born to prank

[half glade]

I was born to spank

[wide aspen]

i know davai means lets go or come on

[half glade]

Yeah

[median rock]

Unlaba diena yourself

😎

[half glade]

[wide aspen]

da means yes niet means no i think

[median rock]

так

[half glade]

Sorry lad i can understand spoke russiam better tham written still gotta work on that

[wide aspen]

and i know the swears

who does not know whem

[median rock]

I dunno, write them to me

🤡

[wide aspen]

i cant i will get muted

c word and b word

[half glade]

Скушна

[wide aspen]

i wont say it good cuz i will be muted

so here is this

[median rock]

А чого

Still not sure 🤡

[wide aspen]

SOSIG

[half glade]

Sad cuz my russian bad

[wide aspen]

i dont even know russian

only abit of words from dulingo xD

[median rock]

Who knows it, we ukrainians can't know it, that's all i can say

[half glade]

Well I learned it cuz of my parents cuz they would watch russian shows and talk in russian so kids would not understand what they say

[wide aspen]

the alphabit is weird

[wide aspen]

they talking about what gonna happen to dat booty later lol

[half glade]

Like I remember once they were talking in russiam about us so I just came there and said I understand russian I'm russian ofc and just left em baffled

Cuz I never learned it in school I had germam instead

Accidently learning a language

[median rock]

I had german foo

I remember nothing

[wide aspen]

i heard mom talk bad stuff at me with france so i learned english

[half glade]

Oh jaaaa aufidersein

[wide aspen]

after then they dont give a crap anymore they just talk at me while i can hear them clearly and understand them

[half glade]

Zo wie ghest es dir

[wide aspen]

untill i said i hear my name one more time in this dinner table and someone is getting theese hands

im a big guy so yeah they shut up xD

after then no one talked about me

not infront of me atleast

[median rock]

Так так так досить 🤡 🤡 🤡

[tired anvil]

How tall?

[wide aspen]

6.1

[tired anvil]

Eh

[half glade]

Speak European

[tired anvil]

That's sorta average nowadays

[tired anvil]

~185

[wide aspen]

avrage is 5.6

i know only one man who is 7 foot i think

[tired anvil]

I get that there's the 6 foot stereotype thing in America, though almost all guys at that or taller here

Or really close

[half glade]

Блин

I am very tall I am 1.66

Literally the peak of height

The damn perkunas of the height uh

[median rock]

Hmm

Are you Lithuanian 🤨 🤨 🤨

[half glade]

[tired anvil]

Damn, didn't know that Sabonis had a daughter

[half glade]

More like a failed abortion

[tired anvil]

Same difference

[half glade]

I mean in my old basketball team my nickname was ant so

[median rock]

It reminded me that short Putin meme 🤡

[half glade]

I have a better shot at kicking ur balls tho so u better hide

[median rock]

I am more than 1k kilometres away

[tired anvil]

He can walk off before you would catch him

[half glade]

I will get a stick

I mean the damn ak4 is half the size of me

[wide aspen]

Ye dont mess with short people some little guy hit my nutz with a fist i hurted but i kicked his head he went flying

[half glade]

Lol

He was not fast enough

[wide aspen]

Ye

But he hits hard

[half glade]

I am a weak little bastard but that doesn't stop me from doing hard stuff like military trainings with the boys

[wide aspen]

Gonna beat my sosig to stalker blood sucker animation xD

[wide aspen]

Do muscles

[half glade]

U should join freedom then

[median rock]

Bruh wtf

No, not freedom

[wide aspen]

I was joking there is no animation

[half glade]

Haha homo freedom

[wide aspen]

I didnot search it a friend did xD

[half glade]

Yeah yeah excuses excuses

[wide aspen]

I did search it there is none

[half glade]

Ok it's sleep time gotta dream about guns gn lads

[median rock]

Joke on you animation of sucking exists 🤡

[wide aspen]

Bouta dream about gajunas profile pic

[half glade]

Don't let fleshes bite u

[median rock]

Dream about.... uhhhh

Less and less migrants from the funi country

[wide aspen]

There is but not blood sucker

[median rock]

They can literally suck your blood in COP and had to in SOC

[wide aspen]

Yes

You will hear slurp slurp" choke" xD

Cop they are scary soc they are hacking

They hit you from 6 feet away

And boolets go past them

They dont hit

[median rock]

They do

[wide aspen]

Sometimes they dont

Anyway

Good night

Good meme of the hot ones

I found blood sucker adult stuff its real and disturbing

[finite dragon]

i love getting more notifications about videos in a different language than actual news about the game

[finite dragon]

automatkarabin 4

[tulip maple]

One thing I want to know can I change barrels on my firearms like the G36 can I make it the compact version G36C

[wispy pier]

freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

[finite dragon]

this lmao

no game

[scarlet oracle]

Second play through of SOC and I wanna do it modded, do you guys know some good ones for weapon designs animations & graphics?

and also does reshad work with SOC or only for anomally

[potent bluff]

Reshade should work with every game

[scarlet oracle]

hell yeah

[scarlet oracle]

is agressor reshade suppost to be a rar? Pretty sure it was a 7 zip file

[silver fern]

y tho?

[half glade]

In other words old uncomfortable garbage

[finite dragon]

what did you expect
It's a G3 variant

ofc there's going to be harsh recoil

[half glade]

Not even about recoil the damn gun is just terrible to handle

We call it oar for a reason cuz its long as hell

[finite dragon]

ergonomics?

[half glade]

Yeah

[finite dragon]

true

[half glade]

But what u expect it is from 60s

We get it cuz our military didn't need it no more so we just took scraps

[finite dragon]

kek

[half glade]

They got g36s and we hell yeah give me that rusted old beauty

[finite dragon]

le funny

[half glade]

When I was disassembling one it actually had rust so not even impressed

[median rock]

mfw you have g36

but at the same time we were sending barbed wire to Litva

[half glade]

Yeah and boxers but yeah we kinds neglected our border

Tho with tensions going up maybe finally a war can start

[median rock]

it's okay, you send us aid too 😎

[median rock]

finally

do you want to get shot that badly

[half glade]

But before that I also want to comit war crimes

[median rock]

you can kill some migrants on the border if you want

and say it was done by Belarussian soldiers

no one will believe them even if they're "innocent" anyway 🤡

[half glade]

That absolutely brilliant

[median rock]

and yeah don't forget to use AK instead of G36

NATO bullets would be sus

[half glade]

Let's be honest it's not hard to get an ak in East eu

[median rock]

it's not, just a reminder

because one of our soldiers did a funi thing in the enemy trenches once and they started to accuse us because of NATO bullets

it happened a few months ago, probably they lied but who knows lmao

they would accuse us anyway but the scary bullets (if it's real) gave them more confidence

[half glade]

Ofc enemies always pulls some dirty tricks

[median rock]

the guy literally did 1 vs 5

[fathom crest]

Lil problem in yantar scientist bunker the door doesn't close because kruglov is behind the doors and kruglov cant get out and i cant get in (for the mission i got to lead kruglov to some place) any ideas how to fix this bug?( already tried to go to wild teritory and back didnt work

[median rock]

maybe try to bring an enemy to the bunker and he will get out somehow

[fathom crest]

naw the problem is one of the doors are open and they cant close bc kruglov is trying to open them but the other doors are closed so he cant get out

[median rock]

interesting 🤡

tried to reload the save a lot of times?

this thing can fix AI sometimes 🤔

[fathom crest]

yeah have worked before but this time this is some stranger bug doesn't work

also does deleting an autosave just gives last autosave back?

[median rock]

nah i don't think so

actually don't do this lemme try in SOC

[fathom crest]

havent tryed but too afraid to do

[median rock]

i doubt it's a thing but i will try

[fathom crest]

ok

[median rock]

COP save system is much better for sure

nope

[fathom crest]

dam

[median rock]

it is just gone

[half glade]

When science goes wrong

[fathom crest]

those doors always bring problems

[half glade]

when does the ai doesnt have an issues with something tbh

[median rock]

With looking at you through walls

[half glade]

shooting from inside of wall

[fathom crest]

noclipping

is there a way to enble nocliping in vanila soc?

[median rock]

Only with camera

[half glade]

the camera mode

[median rock]

Not the character himself

Aka you won't be able to use anything

[fathom crest]

well f

[median rock]

Also that guy shouting at you at bar

[half glade]

does any of u know some crazy stalker mods u know like funny one

[median rock]

Idk about Eng and Ru versions but he can actually be kind to you

[median rock]

Free A life

It messes the game up

Monolit fighting with pseudogigants at Cordon and much more that you can't wxpect

[half glade]

for what game tho

soc cs cop

[median rock]

i think every

but i saw it for SOC

[half glade]

hm weird cant find the mods free a life

[median rock]

i found only ru sites

[half glade]

i wanted to do russian witcher stalker mod but i dont trust my russian yet

its a bit too terrible yet

[median rock]

https://stalkerportaal.ru/load/teni_chernobylja_mini_modifikacii/a_life_controller_v1_0/137-1-0-1979

i found this one and you can change everything in it

seems like, spawn etc

[half glade]

i swear to god russians make the greatest mods to f around with

[median rock]

bruh wanted to send an ogg file but you can't do this here 🥲

[half glade]

bruh u cant do crap here

[median rock]

only speaking about war crimes

[half glade]

oh yeah thats tru

but who doesnt like a good war crime am i right

we can also talk about strelok oh yeah

[median rock]

you can because you're his simp, i dunno what to say about him

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[half glade]

i am a proud simp

[median rock]

did you chase him down in CS

[half glade]

i even tried to shoot him but the mf is immortal

also the funny run

[median rock]

you just had to blast him with duracell powered gauss gun and he would die

[half glade]

damn would that bug the game out or na

[median rock]

CS ending was easy af for me

[half glade]

cuz i did the cop thing to catch gauss rifle before it fell down and it didnt let me finish the mission haha

[median rock]

i was almost dead, no medic kits or bandages and low health

then all of sudden Strelok gets stuck on one of the bridges

[half glade]

i just shot him when he for some reason appeared on the ground

[median rock]

ah yes, that's what happened to me as well

i just remember that it happened when he was on the bridge

[half glade]

originally it would be hard but the bug helped xd

[median rock]

if the hospital was that easy

[half glade]

i hated that part when u would go down near the exist and i would get surounded by monolith with no cover god i hated it

[median rock]

yep

[half glade]

even tho weirdly enough clear sky was the most memorable for me as a kid

[median rock]

i have played only SOC before 2019 maybe

i have completed COP only in 2019 and CS in 2020 but played SOC years before

[half glade]

my father got all the stalker games on our old ass windows xp

it was great only issue it was only in russian

[median rock]

i had no clue UA version exists before i played steam version

[half glade]

i was a dumb ass kid didnt know nor english that well back then and lets not even talk about russian but somehow i still loved the game

[median rock]

in most of the games i have or UA or ENG version

[crystal temple]

What if you kill strelok in clear sky

In red forest

[half glade]

u get to suck his weeewee

[crystal temple]

Ok I’ll get on it asap

[median rock]

RU is exception for a little list of games that i just like more with it

[crystal temple]

😍😍😍

[half glade]

i wish there was more lithuanian translations but guess what there are non

so kinda had to be forced to learn english and ofc games helped more than school

[median rock]

i am sure minecraft has lithuanian

minecraft has any langauge

[half glade]

yeah the only game i know has it

actually i did play it in lithuanian

but yeah u gotta learn russian or english to play a game and understand

[median rock]

i would rather know something else instead of russian 🥲

[long harbor]

Playing Call of Chernobyl and my I think my laptop's gonna explode.

[half glade]

u know english no ?

[median rock]

something else 🥲

[half glade]

ok then go back to learning german

[median rock]

i opened one of the school books , was fun at first but then meh🤡

2020 was just an interesting year, quarantine started and i started to learn english, even tried lithuanian but then got sick and bruh

[half glade]

well i came back to learning russian

i even got like a scool book of russian thats pretty good helps to learn

[median rock]

we had russian one time a week, still wonder why we even have it

people already know it here and it's not like you have to fill documents in russian or whatever

it's all ukrainian, so what's the point

[half glade]

i had english and german no russian thats why i never learned to read until now ofc

[median rock]

well, i had 4 langauges in school

[half glade]

god damn

[median rock]

ukrainian obviously, english, german and russian

[half glade]

we only had 3

[median rock]

mfw even german was more often than russian lmao

like 2 times a week i think

[half glade]

interesting u didnt even get to choose not to learn it right it was like mandatory

[median rock]

yep

we were the only class having german

some other had french and that's all

[half glade]

blergh french thank god i didnt choose it

i kinda wish i would have choosen russian it would have helped more than german

as when u work lower wage jobs it tend to have more russians

[tired anvil]

Wish I had German instead of French

[half glade]

loser

why even choose it did someone put a gun to your head ?

[tired anvil]

Mandatory, like anywhere else

[median rock]

i just hated Russian lessons lmao, they're useless

[tired anvil]

But there was no German option

Because it's not Žemaitija

[half glade]

oi oi oi u just had a bad school

[median rock]

even English was more useful tho i almost didn't even know it then

[tired anvil]

Vilnius has Polish, Žemaitija has German, the rest have French

[median rock]

wtf

[half glade]

i didnt get to choose polish

[median rock]

Polish, you really learn it

[half glade]

no we dont

[tired anvil]

If you want, some Vilnius schools offer it

[half glade]

he is smoking crack

[tired anvil]

Nah

[half glade]

yeah not that many never seen that choice in school i went

[tired anvil]

Exists though, glad it's not super popular

[half glade]

i did see it in uni but the again they got many languages

yeah well lithuanians dont really want to learn polish

[median rock]

oh i wonder why lmao

[half glade]

🇱🇹

well polish kinda useless here there are more russians that dont speak lithuanian than the poles

russian seems to be more used

[fathom crest]

is there a debug menu addon mod for shadow of chernobyl?

[tired anvil]

Both are declining so meh

[median rock]

imagine living in Estonia

[tired anvil]

I think ZRP might have it, not sure

[fathom crest]

Is zrp a website?

[tired anvil]

Mod

[half glade]

the damn guys try to suck up to scandinavians

[tired anvil]

1/4 of Talling being Russian lmao

[tame helm]

zone reclamation project (i tgink)

[half glade]

latvians have more tho

[median rock]

they have bigger Ru population than most of our places (in%)

except one funi place i won't name 🤡

[half glade]

if u had a choice to perfectly one 1 language what would u choose

[tame helm]

what do you mean

[tired anvil]

To perfectly learn

[tame helm]

it's a hard choice

English is good for global stuff while Russian is just a personal thing

[median rock]

Russian is used by many people as well

not that many for sure

[tired anvil]

Yea, but nothing is stopping you from learning English almost perfectly

Especially with how easy it is

[tame helm]

yeah used by alot but English is more known and used by the entire population of earth

[tame helm]

It's easy to learn, hard to master

[tired anvil]

It's not hard to master tbh

Maybe for Americans, which I find a bit funny

[median rock]

most of the people won't understand you here, some basic words but not a normal convo

[tame helm]

yeah

but i wouldn't say hard but

[tired anvil]

I see Eastern Europeans speaking it better than Americans nowadays

[tame helm]

more of kinda hard to master

what's the hardest language in your opinion

[half glade]

lithuanian

[tame helm]

I'm learning Chinese and i can say it's torture

[tired anvil]

Probably one of the Asian languages, whether Eastern or Western Asia

Though Lithuanian is pretty difficult as well if someone wanted to "master" it

[half glade]

even i cant master it

[median rock]

i fully know Lithuanian 🤡

[half glade]

nu gerai tai pakalbek tada tu proto bokste

[median rock]

i understood the first part

[half glade]

i called u a smart ass

[median rock]

i don't understand, can you repeat

[tired anvil]

Birbink genį

[half glade]

[half glade]

eik kaku

[median rock]

бібіс

[half glade]

yes u love that dont u

[median rock]

ne

tu 😎

[tired anvil]

I mean

When these cost almost nothing

Yea, who didn't love them

[half glade]

yes i love bibis

those candies were kind awfull but i always wanted more

[tired anvil]

They were amazing, could stay in the store for 3 years and the taste would still be the same with everyone buying them

[median rock]

is it iris or smth

[half glade]

duok bibi

[finite dragon]

hehehehehhehehhehehehheheh

mine is probably easier

[half glade]

LITHUANIA NUMBAAA ONE

[median rock]

Україні слава

[finite dragon]

every country is numba one if their popul can afford a potato

[tame helm]

just like mine, yes it's easier

[finite dragon]

what's that

[tame helm]

aku tahu kamu bicara apa

yea

[finite dragon]

oooooo kau tahu huh

[tame helm]

except it's not malaysian

[finite dragon]

It's the dutch variant

[tame helm]

what

[finite dragon]

meaning Indonesian

[tame helm]

i didn't know Indonesian is the dutch variant

i mean yeah some words derived from ir

[tired anvil]

Dutch East Indies, ever heard of them?

[tame helm]

yea

[finite dragon]

was a very cool colony /s

will stalker 2 have multyplayer?

[half glade]

if u read the main page u can see it

[median rock]

buy S2 and check

[half glade]

everything is written there

[tame helm]

can't wait to see it compete with codvanguard

[half glade]

pirate it

[median rock]

no

[half glade]

i will be honest the first time i bought stalker my self was this year

[median rock]

i bought SOC in 2018

[tame helm]

same

bought the bundle

rest in peace wallet from the steam sales

[half glade]

i grew up un cracked games almost every game i had was cracked even bf2

[tame helm]

yeah me too i also did crack

[half glade]

my dad had some good game sources ngl

[tame helm]

oops wrong crack

[finite dragon]

Damn

Cool father

i bought all 3 games this year even thought i played them years ago

[finite dragon]

Physical?

[finite dragon]

steam

a

[half glade]

yeah i love my father a lot he cracks windows till this day absolute lad

[finite dragon]

ok

[finite dragon]

Chad

[half glade]

even my windows are cracked

[finite dragon]

heh

[half glade]

imagine paying

[finite dragon]

yeah

i would really like for stalker 2 to have like open world survival multiplayer, that would be cool

[half glade]

u mean co op or roleplay

[tame helm]

my father cracks like nearly everything

[finite dragon]

roleplay cringe

[finite dragon]

no, like dayz or something similar

[half glade]

then just play dayz

[finite dragon]

walking simulator

[half glade]

i want story co op

[finite dragon]

i dont like physics

gunning down people from 194915415 meters simulator

zombie killing you simulator

[half glade]

day z sucks honestly its boring

[finite dragon]

[half glade]

i dont buy singleplayers games i only got stalker cuz i kinda felt like i love the game so much i have to have it officially

other then that i mostly get multiplayer games for free from friends and such

[finite dragon]

fun

all games that are set in chernobyl like zone took inspiration from stalker

[half glade]

well accept liquidators

[finite dragon]

first game i ever played was stalker

[finite dragon]

first game I played was
no

thi

ng

[tame helm]

i bought stalker because very cool

[half glade]

i mean lets be honest the game deserves all the love its stalker god damn

[finite dragon]

got all of the bundle from friends
it's cool

i dont know wheter i was right or wrong when i bought them, i guess ill never know.

[tame helm]

[finite dragon]

cool strelok reference

[median rock]

i hope the choice was right

[finite dragon]

do you guys know tejas stalker?

[half glade]

i am kinda curious what actually happened in the zone that made the new archanomalies

what could have gone that bad

[tame helm]

simple

[median rock]

the experiment of the laboratory bois

[tame helm]

@finite dragon

[finite dragon]

ok

[half glade]

i think its something stronger tbh

[tame helm]

ccon probably tried to contain stuff

besides emissions

[finite dragon]

double fruit punch

[half glade]

fruit punch fart gas

[finite dragon]

gas anomaly

double gas anomaly

[tired anvil]

The guy who has like 15k hours in SoC?

[finite dragon]

y

[tired anvil]

What about him?

[finite dragon]

i lost contact with him

we were good friends once

[half glade]

les be friens

[finite dragon]

i dont know if he is still alive

[finite dragon]

used to be in this server, probably alive

[tired anvil]

No, he never was

Don't mix "who is Tejas" with TejasStalker

[finite dragon]

ooooooo ok

There is a difference?

[tired anvil]

Huge

Tejas still uses Internet Explorer and genuinely can't figure out Discord

Guy is stuck in 2009

[finite dragon]

what the hell

[half glade]

hey internet explorer is amazing its so fast

[finite dragon]

until it evolved(probably not) to Edge

I also have 10k hours in SoC

[narrow leaf]

Nice!

[finite dragon]

cool

[half glade]

good job

[narrow leaf]

Prove it

[finite dragon]

kek

[narrow leaf]

This guy listens to the valve theme

[finite dragon]

yeah it's cool

[narrow leaf]

Respect

[finite dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvjRwUoJuws

[wispy pier]

@tame helm dats a ebic profile

[tame helm]

what

[half glade]

its just a smiley face

[wide aspen]

what is the news stalkers!

[half glade]

no news comrade

[hollow bough]

Sup players

Do you like pistols?

I like the fact that small caliber pistolls with higher RoF surpass Desert Eagle :D

[half glade]

taip

[fathom crest]

does someone know how to use debug menu in zrp mod that allows you to noclip?

[wide aspen]

sadly there is none

[open lintel]

yeah I was gonna say, I don't think there ever was a noclip

[wide aspen]

cuz the black ak i forgot its name got out of a gate that takes me to aprogom or something like that

and another bandit took it from the ground i waited for him to come inside the place i was in and killed him

i got my task done doe

[finite dragon]

Huh.

[fathom crest]

man instaled that for 1 hour now cant even use it for bug fixing:/ anyone know a mod that alows you to noclip in soc?

[wide aspen]

there is but its not trusted and old

so if you have a newer version it wont work

[fathom crest]

im ready for everything at this point

[wide aspen]

zpr is good though, you teleport with it spawn weapons and armor if you want so its a good mod

[fathom crest]

but it isnt what i need

[wide aspen]

just search noclip mod cuz it does not even have a name that is why its not trusted

i also wanted no clip but yeah

[fathom crest]

ok

[quick portal]

hi

[wide aspen]

sup

i mean... welcome stalker!

[quick portal]

thx

[wide aspen]

go choose who you want to be in the server if you are new.

its in info called fractions

[quick portal]

any new infos about stalker 2?

[wide aspen]

they said its gonna come out in 28 april 2022 but i dont know

i just realized i wont see 2200

thats sad

[quick portal]

hope it will not a bugfest like cyberpunk XD ^^

[wide aspen]

yeah i realy hope its good

if you want to post memes or be a weeb or a furry go to offtop to do all that stuff cuz they dont let you do it here

[quick portal]

iam excitied for the entire game map how it looks 🙂

[wide aspen]

i post memes there and talk about beans

[wide aspen]

chernobyl but more scary and more open

hope they add cars or dog friends you take with you

some thing new better than walking half an hour just to go from cordon to bar place

or horse

[quick portal]

i heard there no cars sadly

😦

[wide aspen]

dang it

maybe they will ad horses

nice level 8

[quick portal]

yeah but how knows maybe they put cars in 🙂

[wide aspen]

they was gonna out cars in shadow of chernobyl but they removed them

cars and anomalies dont get very well together

[quick portal]

A COOP Mode would be awesome up to 4 STALKER Friends 🙂

[wide aspen]

OMG YES

it would be the best game ever

[quick portal]

hope aslo for scary new mutants for heartattacks 😄 xD

[wide aspen]

yeah

the best one who scared me are thoes pigs in the barn and blood suckers

[quick portal]

the dwarfs in COP 😄

[quick portal]

I have rebuild the NPP from STALKER in Far Cry 3 wanna see it :)?

[wide aspen]

yeah! i forgot holy crap they jump right at your face from the bushes

[wide aspen]

yes of course

[quick portal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne9pKrSO010

[wide aspen]

if its rickroll im sending strelok to your housexD

ah ok its good

BRO!

[tired anvil]

Oh damn that's cooler than I thought

[wide aspen]

no way its real

[quick portal]

thx 🙂

[wide aspen]

good work @quick portal !

[quick portal]

4 months of work 🙂

used screenshots from STALKER for build

[wide aspen]

heck yeah!

what would be more good is you can do a cheat that makes you a camera and fly around stalker games

so you would fly get what you need and build

but that was hella good bro

you need to build more stuff like that and put it in the internet

get some money

[quick portal]

thx 🙂

[wide aspen]

gotta go pit ny shants

if you know what i mean

not my shants the toilet

[quick portal]

ok^^

[wide aspen]

im back

[quick portal]

wb

[wide aspen]

i pooped mu pants

[quick portal]

xD

[wide aspen]

the second got up from my chair and started going downstairs my watery poop came out so fast i wont running

yeah i changed clothes and took a fast shower

[quick portal]

xD its ok that happened me too long time ago xD xD 😄 ^^

[wide aspen]

xD

anyway keep doing the great job you are doing i will sub

[quick portal]

thx
by the way iam german 🙂 xD^^

[wide aspen]

nice to meet you then!

most people here are from lithuania or they just like it so much

[quick portal]

the german synchro in games is not so good xD. Most play in english.

[wide aspen]

yeah

yesterday they typed in giberish so i asked like an idiot : is this russian: ... yeah i got kill threats xD

[quick portal]

xD

like the STALKER Bug: "GEt out of here STALKER" ;D xD

[wide aspen]

yeah

[quick portal]

"I said come in dont stand there" 😄

[wide aspen]

also in stalker the bar place when i was 13 and played the game when ever i get inside the garage to go to the inside they keep telling me get outa here stalker! so i got scared that if i enter i will launch a war and get shot at xD

[wide aspen]

he annoyed me

xD one time i got stuck near him underground and he kept saying it!

[quick portal]

"ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" 😄 xD

[wide aspen]

Lol

man you know all the words

all i remember is ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE and GRANADA and get outa here stalker! and we also should not forget: what is this S*IT:

when you go to see what sidrovich has and you get out he says that word

[quick portal]

yeah xD like to drive vehicles in mods through anomalys and fly high to the sky with the car...xD 😄

[wide aspen]

yeah that is what i was talking about

also

i just found out about a freedom guy that got so much horni that he wanted to segs a blood sucker

its in the real game

[finite dragon]

One of the phrases giving Stalker players PTSD

[wide aspen]

yeah exactly

i just want to shoot his face

[quick portal]

I play often Killing Floor 1 and Killing Floor 2. On the server i play they have Stalker Maps like the Bar, Limansk, Cordon etc. Its fun to kill Zeds in Chernobyl 😄 xD.

[wide aspen]

i wish it was coop man

if there was just a mod i would cut my sosig for it

[quick portal]

ALL STALKER GAMES WITH 64 PLAYER SUPPORT 😄 xD

[wide aspen]

that would be great

all you will hear is CYA bLyt

and some cheeki breeki screaming xD

[quick portal]

if all play bandits: 64 x CHEEKI BREEKI POWER xD

[scenic gulch]

Any tips for taking down the military outpost right next to the rookie village for someone new to the game? Should I just progress over the railroad crossing and come back when I have better kit?

[quick portal]

no

i have take the outpost at start

[wide aspen]

you can avoid it or just save in rookie village and try your luck

i killed them and got a box of files

[quick portal]

try to sprint in the outpost and kill everyone inside from a house

[wide aspen]

get good weapons doe

go to bar place and kill someguys in the trains place

or go to duty and attack freedom

they have such good weapons and snipers

[scenic gulch]

I’m playing vanilla and pretty sure I broke something, I was sneaking around the minefield and all of them started chasing me over there, I lose them and then all 10 of them just sit there and never go back to their posts

[quick portal]

xD

[wide aspen]

grenade them!

[quick portal]

CHEEKI BREEKI THEM 😄 xD

[wide aspen]

xD yeah

[quick portal]

^^

[finite dragon]

Let them live, they missed their wives

[quick portal]

xD

[scenic gulch]

The weirdest part is I was able to just walk right in the front gates, I walk into the barracks and theres just 2 dudes standing there not attacking me

[quick portal]

lol

[finite dragon]

Cries in Military

[wide aspen]

lmao

[scenic gulch]

2 sawed off rounds later and I got all the loot

[wide aspen]

??? WOW

just get a bazooka and kaboom them

[finite dragon]

Strange bug anomaly

[quick portal]

In soviet russia militarys must go out of here xD

[wide aspen]

afk just a sec

[true pagoda]

ok guys so im behind the curve. just got the stalker games thanks to steams halloween sale. so any particular mods i should check out to make gameplay better and enhance the story?

[quick portal]

Stalker complete Mods 🙂

[quick portal]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-complete-2009

[wide aspen]

zpr mod

use it if you dont want to spend half an hour going from place to place

you can basicly teleport like you are in city a you can teleport to city b if you are in b you can teleport to c

but i would recomend to play it as is to get how the game works

[finite dragon]

Imho first playthrough of the trilogy should be without any mod(s), because no matter how many mods there are and how good they might be, but it's just isn't the same as original with mods

[wide aspen]

facts

[quick portal]

i like the old Oblivion Lost concept of STALKER...its very different in atmophere...

[wide aspen]

and nostalgic

feels like home

[flat arch]

There are some mods that fix some game bugs. O tried the vanilla version and it was too buggy

[true pagoda]

how much different is the anomaly mod compared to the og story?

[finite dragon]

Also another thing with mods is, that how much they'll change the gameplay and even the story

[wide aspen]

SO MUCH anomaly mod is a free world no game story or nothing you start as poor and chose who you are

[finite dragon]

At some point it'll feel like a bit different game

[wide aspen]

you can be rich or a killer a monolith a bandit anything you want

[quick portal]

The Dead Air mode also good?

[flat arch]

Wait the story? How

[wide aspen]

but in vanila you are just a loner and you do story mod

anomaly mod is if you finished all 3 games go and play it its fun and full of graphical stuff

if you want it goes like this
stalker shadow of chernobyl
stalker clear sky
stalker call of pripyat

all 3 games

after that you can mod the heck out of them

[true pagoda]

am i going to miss anything drastic if played out of order?

[wide aspen]

best mods are anomaly mod call of chernobyl mod and that is all the best mods to me

yes

[flat arch]

Ive yet to finish the main story. I finished the second game tho. The third i didnt get the story much it was deff

[wide aspen]

you would want to know the story i went from stalker soc to cop and i didnot know any thing at all

[grand pendant]

i don't recommend any mods for the first playthrough, it's kinda dumb

[quick portal]

COP was the mature game of the series

[wide aspen]

yes

and scary

and hard