#⭐┃nospoilers_general

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half glade
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Bro scientists neeeeerda

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Cringe

void vortex
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I encounter eggheads every day. They are a lot less cool as you'd like to think

finite dragon
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Broo bandit cringe

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Because steal master

half glade
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Dead sky

finite dragon
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but u cant deny the fact that duty's drip is just out of this world

half glade
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Stfu

finite dragon
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the drippiest mfs

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Shid camo

half glade
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They do have some dope ass style

finite dragon
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night chads

void vortex
finite dragon
half glade
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Now

broken vortex
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^

finite dragon
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Ayy that might be the reason I might join goondits

half glade
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Mister dead sky we only accept Chad's

void vortex
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Duty wouldn't be as cool without Freedom. And Freedom's ideals wouldn't be peaking interest without Duty's backpush

finite dragon
half glade
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Yeah

finite dragon
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Alright then gonna join the Free Stalkers

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(never gonna join any other faction anyways

half glade
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Ok poopoo stink sky

void vortex
finite dragon
void vortex
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Loners and CS are the most boring factions out there

finite dragon
void vortex
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everyone is half bald in stalker

finite dragon
half glade
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Bro every larper is in loners

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Chad's choose other factions

finite dragon
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Yes

void vortex
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Chad's pick any factions other than Loners/CS

half glade
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No derenegades are no no

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They are special they are worse than anyone else

void vortex
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If CS comes back in Stalker 2. I want Duty to hate their guts

finite dragon
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How to join Freedom: 1. renegade 2. join bandit 3. join dank valley

finite dragon
half glade
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Duty is better armed and better trained

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As a lots of em are ex military

finite dragon
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Defect

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i mean they do daily raids on mutants and morning drills

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Da

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Milit

void vortex
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my para military group is better than your para military group >:((

finite dragon
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it has to improve their skills

finite dragon
half glade
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Guns shoot

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Pow

finite dragon
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whats the required level for experienced ?

half glade
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16

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15

finite dragon
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😳

half glade
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Haha u get it 420 is a funny number

finite dragon
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69

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69 69

half glade
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Oh this gets better

finite dragon
half glade
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Hahahahahaha

finite dragon
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meme nomber

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mimi

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i always put my stuff for 69 420 on tarkovs flea market

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anybody grinding tarkov ? kuznetsov

solemn tapir
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Sup

half glade
solemn tapir
half glade
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Damn u are old

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Haha grandpa

solemn tapir
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Yes I'm dedushka

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Stalker was my childhood z_coffeehmm

half glade
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Same

solemn tapir
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I expected more adults here since its stalker discord

half glade
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By age I am an adult but the way I act I'd say no

solemn tapir
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I'm not suprised

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You need wife and kids soon sipsdrink

half glade
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I am not lesbian

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And f kids

solemn tapir
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Lesbian? what

half glade
sick crane
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Imagine saying someone whos 25 is old 😂

half glade
solemn tapir
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Well young kids say to 20s ppl boomers

half glade
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25 is like a death bed back in primal age

solemn tapir
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Yes but we aren't in primal age

finite dragon
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WHAT

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What

solemn tapir
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This is not 10000bc

sick crane
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Which you’d know if you weren’t basically an infant 😉

finite dragon
half glade
finite dragon
half glade
sick crane
finite dragon
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Now I understand kekw

half glade
finite dragon
half glade
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AYYYYY

finite dragon
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True fax

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Anyways I join poob camo faction

half glade
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HELL YES

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POOP FACTION

finite dragon
sick crane
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Just say #nohomo ez, keep the socks on and don’t let the balls touch (:

half glade
sick crane
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It’s called not being an infant 😉

void vortex
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I want a faction that holds guns and shoots guns

half glade
finite dragon
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Poob faction

sick crane
finite dragon
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Best faction

void vortex
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😳

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But mine is different

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They wear gas masks. Some of them

half glade
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Yours is underpayed

sick crane
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Too many rules and regulations

finite dragon
sick crane
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Too little pewpew

half glade
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Bandits my beloved

void vortex
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And they say funny lines like. My faction is better

finite dragon
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Beb

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I'll make a faction too

half glade
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Man I am bored we gotta bother some rookies

finite dragon
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Or rather a group within a faction

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Be some mercs

sick crane
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“Your faction is underpaid” meanwhile bandits: “you guys are getting paid”

finite dragon
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I cannot leave the poob faction

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Its fun you see

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(otherwise the poob will hunt me)

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But we'll be peaceful mercs

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Smth like Scar in CS

sick crane
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Nani

finite dragon
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Or Hatchet

half glade
finite dragon
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Protect me

solemn tapir
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We got a woman here

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Shoot her

finite dragon
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Friendly to Loners at least

finite dragon
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Bandits yes too

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Freedom yes

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Duty if they agree not to shoot at us

sick crane
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Loners if they can pay

finite dragon
sick crane
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Maybe

finite dragon
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Because flecktarn shid

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Ecologists yes

sick crane
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Always depends who pays the most

finite dragon
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Highest bidder

half glade
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Sid

sick crane
finite dragon
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vich

half glade
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Go to grab an artifact in cnpp for 5 bread loafs and a med pack

finite dragon
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Hunt Monolithians for a living

sick crane
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Vich sidoro?

finite dragon
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Or just serve as whichever faction pays us the best's private army

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Can I leave the poob faction

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for merc

half glade
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No

finite dragon
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No rules just live by your own laws

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And morals

half glade
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U stay in poop

finite dragon
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Although basic code is not to open fire on every single person you see

half glade
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Hahaha cheeky breeky

finite dragon
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Poob faction settlement

half glade
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Nice

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Poopie gang

solemn tapir
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Mercs ftw

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They have best starting armor

half glade
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No we do

solemn tapir
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Good joke

finite dragon
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Because no anomaly protection

solemn tapir
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Then freedom has some wind armor

finite dragon
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Duty?

finite dragon
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Monolith?

finite dragon
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Military too

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Deadass X-18 armours

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What are you talking about rn

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Anomeme?

toxic vector
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if they dont buff the armor 's bullet resistance in stalker 2, the LR300 and 5.56 weapons will be meta again

finite dragon
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Mercs have best physical protection in Anomeme

finite dragon
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Best armour

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actually shid

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i.e. guns explosions and stuff

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Mercenary Nosorog is good if you like fighting people

solemn tapir
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Cuz frick mutants

finite dragon
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Merc SEVA is also the best SEVA in Anomaly

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The second best is Duty SEVA but it has worse stats in every regard

solemn tapir
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I like mercs starting weapons

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Ak 105 is decent gun

toxic vector
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i want Exosuit wearer become some kinds of miniboss in stalker 2

finite dragon
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In StCoP CoC warfare Mercs bulldoze everyone lol

toxic vector
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if 5.56 can kill them in 2 shots again, it is boring

half glade
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Use pmm

toxic vector
finite dragon
toxic vector
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my favorite loadout is always a full moddel TRs-301 and 500+ ammo and 3 M203 grenade

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Fast rof makes it ideal for killing mutant, high accuracy makes it easy to kill human with headshot

median rock
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Why exactly 3

toxic vector
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that is why i want devs to buff the bullet resistance of all high end armors

solemn tapir
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I went samopal 58 in anomaly

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They added scorpion, cz pistols

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But not our rifle

half glade
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Hahah all u need is a sniper rifle and a shotgun

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Simple life

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For every situation

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Plus shotgun shells are cheap

solemn tapir
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Well 7.62x39mm are quite cheap too

sharp spear
half glade
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Tru but shells cheaper

sharp spear
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like the range on the shotguns

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is pretty insane

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i treat them as cheap sniper rifles

solemn tapir
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Slug shells are op

half glade
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Shotguns best

sharp spear
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because one of my objectives was to get a dooty spy from there

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but i killed the spy on accident

solemn tapir
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I loved that one Ukrainen shotgun

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What looked like toz 194

half glade
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I like when in anomaly npc can hear I knife

steel cove
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is there no subtitles for shadow of chernobyl

finite dragon
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There is none

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Which is cool (jk)

finite dragon
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Buy an earphone kekw

pseudo rivet
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Massive Rule 3 moment

steel cove
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i don't get it

finite dragon
pseudo rivet
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There's this channel called #📌┃rules and the moderators on this server get butthurt when you break these rules

finite dragon
steel cove
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i read it i still don't get it

pseudo rivet
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Right zak

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Basically, no swearing

steel cove
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uhm but i didn't swear ?

pseudo rivet
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Not anymore

half glade
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@pseudo rivet hoe

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U see I sweared

steel cove
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yea i still don't get it xD

finite dragon
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Beb

half glade
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What now bro

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Am I going to hell

finite dragon
half glade
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Mute me hoe

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Bandits rule

finite dragon
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🤔

pseudo rivet
half glade
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Damn finally some frick

pseudo rivet
jolly basalt
finite dragon
pseudo rivet
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I'd prefer to call it Darkscape, but to each their own

finite dragon
half glade
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Darkscape doesn't matter cuz it was cut

pseudo rivet
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Exactly

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You don't want to be in a cut area

half glade
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Oh I have been there

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It sucks

finite dragon
jolly basalt
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i wonder if stalker2 will bring back cut concepts

half glade
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The map is ment to be driven with a car so its just empty place

finite dragon
steel cove
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discord mods are really weird

half glade
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They are gay

void vortex
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They are poopoo

jolly basalt
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running through a building & a stalker ambushes you with an m134

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a beautiful concept, truly.

steel cove
void vortex
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I used to moderate for 4 years kuznetsov

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I'll never get that back

half glade
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U lost 4 years of your life

void vortex
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Yes

steel cove
void vortex
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So

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let me all tell you a little story

jolly basalt
stark widget
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genuine question: do moderators of various sites get paid at all? Or do they give their own time and effort for free because they like the subject or the actual moderating type thing? Genuinely want to know.

steel cove
void vortex
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When Discord just became a thing I had a Stalker Discord. GSC staff would come in too. Mod positions attracts all kinds of people

jolly basalt
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for gsc server i think all might be paid?

stark widget
void vortex
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some take it waaaaaaaaaaay too serious

steel cove
void vortex
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and get deeper and deeper

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into the mindset

half glade
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I'd like my money bullying ppl damn

steel cove
void vortex
void vortex
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bullying away new members etc

stark widget
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I suppose they're there to do a job and rules are there for a reason. I didn't mean to open a Pandoras Box here, was just interested.

steel cove
void vortex
steel cove
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like the most satisfying thing ever is bullying a stuck up moderator

half glade
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But I don't do it for evil my jokes are just rude

steel cove
half glade
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Hell yeah

jolly basalt
half glade
stark widget
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anyway........ we reckon these Retail Editions will go live today in Ye West?

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any news?

steel cove
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like that dude before deleted my comment idek why xD it was about me saying having hearing problems

jolly basalt
half glade
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I have problems

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With yall

stark widget
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yeah, Its starting to be a real drag having to be present on Discord for so long in the hopes of picking a copy up...

half glade
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Leave

jolly basalt
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i've been checking reddit, google advance searches & this discord group every hour or so

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i feel insane

half glade
void vortex
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I've been lurking here more than ever since of the retail version

jolly basalt
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been waiting so long since COP and now that stalker2 is so close i cant rest

stark widget
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same, I dont normally use Discord but have been here since day 01 for Retail

half glade
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U can get patches for a lot cheaper

steel cove
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ok i don't get what yall saying soo i'm gonna have a quick nut then come back

half glade
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What...

jolly basalt
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bruh

half glade
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Coomer

jolly basalt
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i'm considering making display shelves and displaying all of the collector editions for the whole series, if i ever get the rest of them

void vortex
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I already have a display case with masks lol

stark widget
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Ive got all the rl Faction Patches arriving soon- gonna frame them in a weathered old frame

half glade
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Cracked all started only got all 3 this year for 5 eu

stark widget
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And a first edition of Roadside Picnic in my display case 😉

void vortex
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nice

half glade
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Why don't u wear patches

jolly basalt
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i need to read Roadside some day.

half glade
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U have my duty patch on my mil backpack

stark widget
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google meshcarver and check my twitter to see the edition, well cool copy. A great book and. movie too, Stalker.

finite dragon
half glade
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Movie was filmed in Estonia

finite dragon
half glade
void vortex
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You gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything

finite dragon
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Poob faction

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Best patch

stark widget
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did any of you ever see hat pilot episode on YT about Roadside Picnic/Stalker? WELL worth seeing it- it never got made in full but whats there looked well promising

jolly basalt
finite dragon
pseudo yoke
stark widget
pseudo yoke
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Why is Monkey a sassy black girl? Why is Guta an indian woman, why is Redrick not a Redhead

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The bar scene was dumb

stark widget
pseudo yoke
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I would rather have the book.

half glade
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Hahaha

finite dragon
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@half glade Is you mad

half glade
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Poopie

finite dragon
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Poob faction

half glade
finite dragon
half glade
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I dont even know what us happening

pseudo yoke
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Just because you want low quality TV trash to desecrate Strugatsky's work doesn't mean it should

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have standards

stark widget
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jesus dude, relax

finite dragon
half glade
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LETS FIIIIIGHT

pseudo yoke
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I am objectively correct

half glade
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WOOOOO

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FIGHT TO THE DEEEEATH

pseudo yoke
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A book that is regarded as one of the best science fiction novels of all time should not

finite dragon
pseudo yoke
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be turned into AMC trash

half glade
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FIIIIIGHT

pseudo yoke
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American TV is trash

finite dragon
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Freedumb cring (let's see how many freedom apologists will react)

half glade
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It is

stark widget
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So that's TWO Pandoras Boxes I've opened in the short time Ive been here right? And both unintentionally...

jolly basalt
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wouldn't people argue the same for when the games were made?

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people should enjoy what they enjoy

pseudo yoke
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No, because the games were not called "Roadside Picnic"

finite dragon
void vortex
pseudo yoke
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They were inspired partly by Stalker and the Book

finite dragon
void vortex
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you need the peepee-2 mod installed

finite dragon
void vortex
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and realistic fart sounds

finite dragon
void vortex
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for the true exprience

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otherwise you aren't a real stalker fan!!!!!!

finite dragon
half glade
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Brain rot

jolly basalt
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you aren't a real stalker fan unless you install the dysentery mod

finite dragon
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Poop problem

jolly basalt
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make sure your canned foods are safe before eating

finite dragon
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(amomale)

jolly basalt
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i've yet to try any mods or standalone games besides ZRP

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i hear lots of good and bad about mods

solemn tapir
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Feels good to be home finally

pseudo yoke
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Much like "Annihilation" is inspired by Stalker/Roadside Picnic but isn't claiming to be Roadside Picnic/Stalker

stark widget
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EFP is great, I'm playing it atm. Really well done and adds so much to the xp.

half glade
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What is efp

pseudo yoke
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Escape from Pripyat

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Analmeme Tarkov clone

stark widget
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Escape From Pripyat.

solemn tapir
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Stí dont understand why ppl here hates on stalker with tarkov aspects

void vortex
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:((((((( tarcock

stark widget
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The Dynamic Stalkers mod is amazing too- populates previously empty areas so brings loads of new action scenarios.

pseudo yoke
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Because Tarkov isn't Stalker

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it's an entirely PvP driven game

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There are a lot of very bad elements to it

jolly basalt
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i don't understand why communities have to fight other communities, or themselves, over petty matters as it is

void vortex
solemn tapir
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FLEXAIR 6 IS OUT

stark widget
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Ive tweaked the EFP to suit me- its really versatile for that, well recommend it man.

void vortex
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and it's human instinct to group together and fight others

jolly basalt
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if i have to see one more "freedumb vs dookie" post i'm going to combust into flame

solemn tapir
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Guys

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Flexair 6 is out

jolly basalt
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no clue what flexair is

pseudo yoke
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Russian meme video

jolly basalt
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anywho strelok is total femboy yeah?

void vortex
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🤮

solemn tapir
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If he's femboy then I'm Chad

void vortex
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Tarkov is pretty fun. I dislike it because of the same reason I dislike Rust; Low life players

solemn tapir
pseudo yoke
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My main issue with tarkov is how its so boring after playing it since 2016

finite dragon
void vortex
pseudo yoke
void vortex
finite dragon
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(they are different breeds tho)

jolly basalt
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gtao is so awful no matter the situation

finite dragon
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Tryhards come at you

jolly basalt
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players are boring & gameplay is grinding

finite dragon
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And I was formally them

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(until the light showed up)

solemn tapir
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I play war Thunder since 2012 but I can't say I'm try harder cuz I play it for fun

jolly basalt
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i dropped myself 60million with kiddion menu & it was fun for like 20hrs until i had everything

void vortex
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wait is shid still mute-able

solemn tapir
void vortex
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lol

finite dragon
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Stalker came

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Kekw

finite dragon
void vortex
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that's so dumb

finite dragon
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Shidbot420 halal

solemn tapir
void vortex
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I lost what I just said

finite dragon
solemn tapir
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Just say govno instead it

void vortex
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Something something, I don't want to get rekt after looting 6 toilet roles in Tarkov

solemn tapir
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Problem solved

void vortex
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after a long day of work

pseudo yoke
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Do the wrecking then

void vortex
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I had a rusty AK and ambitions

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but that proved not enough

pseudo yoke
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😬

solemn tapir
void vortex
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I had some kills. but died to camping a lot

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and playing with online friends made me hate it

finite dragon
jolly basalt
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i personally dislike (most) pvp games. player lag is an awful thing to fight

finite dragon
pseudo yoke
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I find the game too easy

jolly basalt
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especially when you're me and live in nowhere-land, down south.

void vortex
solemn tapir
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Get better net elonlaugh

void vortex
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I already sit enough at the same spot irl to camp in a game after

finite dragon
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Ye camping is boring

half glade
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Draw male generalia on bandit base to assert dominance

jolly basalt
finite dragon
half glade
jolly basalt
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i'll get back to you in 20yrs when i can paint bandits as old French paintings

half glade
stark widget
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rnd but if anyone's interested Ive drawn some STALKER based stuff.

finite dragon
half glade
void vortex
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My gf made me a little Berill Military statue out of clay

finite dragon
half glade
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Damm u got a gf

void vortex
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I should post it somewhere

half glade
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That's gay

finite dragon
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That's cool

stark widget
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google meshcarver artstation to find if yer bored

half glade
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No

stark widget
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lol- I need to do more Staler stuff tbh...

half glade
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I thought u would post it here

jolly basalt
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i used to try learning art but never got the hang of it, also carpal tunnel.

stark widget
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can post images?

half glade
solemn tapir
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Hm I'll go listen some metal

half glade
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Nice I like the sounds of metal banging as well

void vortex
solemn tapir
stark widget
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Ah..! Id already posted there as Im on a few stalker servers and forgot

solemn tapir
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Fricking joker

stark widget
half glade
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How is that even funny bro

finite dragon
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Attention! You are approaching the secured perimeter of a ecological disaster's Zone! Illicit crossing of the perimeter is a criminal act!

half glade
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Oh god f off

finite dragon
half glade
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COME AT ME U COWARD

finite dragon
stark widget
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wtf is a MEE6?

finite dragon
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Yes based military yes? (cringe)

void vortex
half glade
void vortex
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every server uses it for ranks

half glade
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AFRAID TO GET UR ASS KICKED

stark widget
finite dragon
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Who wins?

half glade
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Poop is heavier

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We win

finite dragon
finite dragon
finite dragon
half glade
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I will Bury you in poop

finite dragon
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In the zone artillery is nonexistent

half glade
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U will die in ur own crap

finite dragon
finite dragon
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They use Helis for artillery

arctic rover
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stop being aggressive

half glade
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Army boy thinks he is cool but I'm really combat he would poo his shoes

finite dragon
half glade
finite dragon
finite dragon
finite dragon
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(also can you protect your scientists first than fighting a Big stone faction)

finite dragon
finite dragon
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(and sell it to the scientists)

finite dragon
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Hm ye it gives me motivation (been a war criminal since Duty)

half glade
finite dragon
finite dragon
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Pogdemon

finite dragon
half glade
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Weak man gives up again

finite dragon
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Oh yea if Clear Sky was former The Group

half glade
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Did mom beat u

finite dragon
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Why would Milit kill them (kinda a flaw bro)

sharp spear
finite dragon
finite dragon
sharp spear
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not sure if their infantry were former members too

finite dragon
solemn tapir
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Man

finite dragon
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Joined the bandits for fun

sharp spear
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and military hates everyone who arent government issued

finite dragon
solemn tapir
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The hell, I just had some random memory how stalker helped me to get a gf lmao

finite dragon
sharp spear
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their only neutral relationship is just ecologists

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thats it

finite dragon
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True

sharp spear
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duty are worth court martial since they deserted

finite dragon
finite dragon
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Freedom very bad

half glade
finite dragon
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Because also trespassers

finite dragon
sharp spear
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since imagine being a sarge then to get deranked to a private because you joined duty

finite dragon
sharp spear
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they take your gear

half glade
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Maybe not deserte but leave military

sharp spear
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and give you some PSZ suits

finite dragon
sharp spear
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although duty has collaborators in it

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but they dont care what they wear

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as long as they help duty they should be fine

solemn tapir
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such random ass memory

finite dragon
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"Because you were a former Sergeant doesn't mean you are not a big ass fella in Duty"

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I can only imagine

sharp spear
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freedom literally made a stalker go through a minefield naked

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skinflint was mad about that

finite dragon
sharp spear
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because that stalkers arm fell ontop his head

finite dragon
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Is

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Cringe

sharp spear
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i literally expect duty did nothing wrong

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since they help and support stalkers

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freedom declared that stupid faction war

solemn tapir
finite dragon
sharp spear
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if scar didnt do anything for freedom mercs would have just slapped them over

#

because lingov was corrupt

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which would be copied in SoC

finite dragon
#

Let them cripple

sharp spear
#

by pavlik selling freedom info to Ara a mercenary

#

and lukash knew about it

#

he straight up knew

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

and didnt do anything

sharp spear
solemn tapir
#

we all know that freedom is bunch of druggies

void vortex
#

What is the best looking suit in Stalker?

finite dragon
#

kekw

half glade
#

I crusaded freedom in CS

solemn tapir
sharp spear
#

i crusaded CS as a renechad in anomaly

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

kalancha remained alive since he wasnt given CS role instead he has trader faction role

#

so yeah coulnt deal with it but he chilled

finite dragon
void vortex
sharp spear
#

while i wrecked spore, librarian and cold

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

whats funny i killed a CS member

finite dragon
#

I do remember I became genghis khan

void vortex
sharp spear
#

called "Dennis Voldemort"

finite dragon
#

Throughout Anomaly I killed everyone

void vortex
#

or from the SoC cutscenes?

finite dragon
void vortex
#

ah

sharp spear
void vortex
#

Seva is pretty solid

sharp spear
#

anyway back to gaming im about to do copious amounts of terrorism against military in cordon since im done with great swamps

finite dragon
#

Renekek

void vortex
#

too bad you're becoming swiss cheese if you enter the Cordon

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

and i have few grenades on me

#

and given the LMG there has a limited cone of fire

finite dragon
#

Thing is, Renegade's faction patch looks cool

sharp spear
#

i could just go around its side

sharp spear
finite dragon
#

Renegade cringe

#

Sin based (might be the reason I liked krestikovs)

sharp spear
#

since renegades are a major bandit gang in a nutshell

void vortex
sharp spear
#

im going to wreck the garrison there

dusk token
#

Faction discussion momentzak

void vortex
#

uh.. good luck wasting time buddy

finite dragon
sharp spear
steel cove
#

i'm back from the nutting

finite dragon
void vortex
#

there is a better entrance of the left viewing the camp from the road

dusk token
#

Its obvious that Zombied is the best factionsmile_scar

void vortex
#

a tree trunk on a fence

sharp spear
finite dragon
#

Dead

sharp spear
#

zombified is free pass to literally go "I LIVE AGAIN"

solemn tapir
#

best faction is controler

finite dragon
void vortex
finite dragon
jolly basalt
gritty panther
#

hi 🙂

void vortex
#

Worm food to you too sir

finite dragon
#

WORM FOOOO

sharp spear
#

i can cheese to get monolith goodwill by using sin disguises

#

since anomaly has a small brain and made sin neutral to monolith

finite dragon
#

You shouldn't have come here stalker!

#

Now you'll be woooorm foood!

sharp spear
#

which acts as a bridge for me to go full moustache man and farm goodwill

jolly basalt
#

i think i vaguely remember speaking to a zombie in unmodded CS because of bugs

#

it was funny

void vortex
#

Okay.. DROP DEAD RE- This user was banned

sharp spear
#

anomaly in a nutshell is pretty much

#

"find a way to break everything and become based"

dusk token
#

become based on Tachalooh catsmile_scar

finite dragon
finite dragon
dusk token
#

indeed

finite dragon
#

Get rekt

dusk token
half glade
#

I drew my 3 emotions

jolly basalt
finite dragon
#

Maybe they sound like that

sharp spear
#

oh god theres a entire military blob in the checkpoint in cordon what the hell

finite dragon
void vortex
#

what game/mod

finite dragon
#

FPS de-cranked

finite dragon
void vortex
#

o

finite dragon
#

Look at his profile lmaoo

#

"freeplay mode"

void vortex
#

😎 👌

finite dragon
#

Yea obvious that they are going to be spawning

void vortex
#

renegod

sharp spear
#

literally one reneidiot some lonely people and a platoon go to a skirmish

finite dragon
finite dragon
#

I might need to expand later on

sharp spear
finite dragon
#

(beb moment)

sharp spear
#

i wonder what the hell are the loners doing

void vortex
#

dying

#

obv

finite dragon
finite dragon
#

Tree

sharp spear
#

yeah im going to get inside the checkpoint for more solid cover

#

i think a quater of the military forces are busy punching loners

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

propably i guess

#

3 military guys survived fighting the loners

#

what in the goddamn

#

and i crashed

#

lmao

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

the true stalker experience™️

sharp spear
#

i would bury these gigachads

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

the only thing i can do with the shovel

#

is to find treasures

#

thats it

#

anomaly not immersive enough 0/10

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

oh also the military mechanic got killed

half glade
#

Mekanic

sharp spear
#

and jesus it takes me like 2-3 buckshots to just shoot down a singular troop

#

i literally wonder loners used that like 3 guys survived that

finite dragon
#

There's a solution

#

The uninstall button

sharp spear
#

the three gigachads got deleted by the crash

#

so i have to fight military

#

again

finite dragon
#

Dude whats so hard about soldier

finite dragon
#

What guns u have

sharp spear
#

they tank a lot of buckshot

#

PM and MP-133

finite dragon
#

Use slug or darr

#

Dart

#

And head

sharp spear
#

they still fall down by headshots

finite dragon
#

Sneak

#

Shoot him in the face

sharp spear
#

somehow

#

anyway re-wrecked the checkpoint time to kill hip

half glade
#

New challenge

#

Uninstall the game after dying

sharp spear
half glade
#

Nice

sharp spear
#

im gonna propably retire at like dank valley

#

since my runs whole point was to wreck CS because reneaids grudge and kill hip for having bad backstory material

half glade
#

What

#

Hip gay tho

finite dragon
#

who tf is hip and why people simp for this human

void brook
#

only woman in the zone

sharp spear
finite dragon
#

All trespassers are the same.

solemn tapir
finite dragon
#

no that's just a controller

#

he's not real

solemn tapir
#

lmao

finite dragon
#

Beb

solemn tapir
half glade
#

Women don't exist here

finite dragon
half glade
#

This discord is women free

finite dragon
#

Hmm

#

you finally joined bandit

#

congratulations

#

now go shoot yourself

half glade
#

He is chad

finite dragon
half glade
#

He joined Chad's

finite dragon
#

The only good female stalker is a dead female stalker

solemn tapir
#

still cant believe i got a gf(now ex) thx to stalker

fallen dust
#

so uh

#

abt anomaly

#

i think i might have a hard time

#

just

half glade
#

Existing

fallen dust
#

memorizing god damn ammos

half glade
#

Women... cringe

fallen dust
#

yes uh

#

i got killed by hip

#

abt 2 times

#

and killed her

#

1 time

sharp spear
#

she has extra health than wolf

#

who has a PKM

fallen dust
#

no

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

while hip has a PM

fallen dust
#

wait hold on WHAT

sharp spear
#

wolf is literally a normal stalker

#

but they buffed hip

finite dragon
#

Nice woman rights

sharp spear
#

the only woman with a wannabe tragic backstory of freedom shenaginans

fallen dust
half glade
#

Remove hip

finite dragon
fallen dust
#

woman rights is bulls-

half glade
#

Kill it with fire

sharp spear
#

the only good thing anomaly did for hip

#

was to cut some of her dialogues which contained fetishes

#

quite literally

finite dragon
half glade
#

What...

finite dragon
#

I think it's good (jk)

solemn tapir
fallen dust
#

ok em

half glade
fallen dust
#

now that i know that she has more health than men

solemn tapir
fallen dust
#

and she kills u for saying something incorrect

#

im now gonna

#

bully her

sharp spear
fallen dust
#

which is kill her all the time

finite dragon
fallen dust
#

but reload the save

finite dragon
#

She allows it

#

(hehehe)

sharp spear
#

which is you know that meme about freedom wanting to bone bloodsuckers?

#

thats her backstory in a nutshell

fallen dust
#

after doing a mission

#

go to her and

#

"reward?"

finite dragon
sharp spear
#

lol

half glade
finite dragon
half glade
finite dragon
#

What if

#

Jk NO MORE

solemn tapir
half glade
#

So u from Poland

finite dragon
half glade
#

Where he is from then

solemn tapir
#

from slavia jk

finite dragon
#

He's from the Bohemia region

solemn tapir
#

Czechy tak

#

how polish would say it

half glade
#

I am baltic

finite dragon
#

We fish

half glade
#

Yes I live in the sea

#

I control the poo water

solemn tapir
#

i control beer

half glade
#

Alcohol is gay

#

Do combat training with your boys

solemn tapir
half glade
#

Nice what drill u doing

solemn tapir
#

well i run 3 days perk week

#

rest is some workout

finite dragon
#

Sometimes I do (because I'm not a paramilit)

half glade
#

That's pretty damn good

fallen dust
#

aeiou

solemn tapir
#

friday is my table tennis training with boys

half glade
#

This month my platoon was called for border control assistance do I will have to do that

finite dragon
fallen dust
#

hmmm

#

idk what to do in anomaly now

half glade
#

Look on my go pro as I violently beat up immigrants

fallen dust
#

i spawned at rookie camp, just started anomaly

#

im confused

solemn tapir
fallen dust
#

no

#

ok so

half glade
fallen dust
#

what is the dif between old and new ammo

#

in uh

#

anomaly

finite dragon
#

But it degrades your weapon faster

half glade
#

Old breaks ur gun faster

fallen dust
#

new increases dmg and stuff?

#

ah k

finite dragon
#

Just normal

fallen dust
#

and new is just an upgrade-ish.

solemn tapir
#

i looted sv98 from a soldier yesterday

#

what a jackpot

fallen dust
#

i killed about 5 freedomers while wearing duty suit today

#

what a jackpot

finite dragon
#

I never touched Anomaly yesterday and now

#

what a boring life

fallen dust
#

i also tried killing sido

half glade
#

I was trying to install area but there was some weird corruption

#

Idk how to fix it

fallen dust
#

ended up rocket launching myself with an RPG-7

solemn tapir
#

i smashed woman yesterday

#

what a jackpot

half glade
#

Nice

finite dragon
fallen dust
half glade
solemn tapir
#

i cant even type

half glade
#

Good

#

F u

fallen dust
finite dragon
solemn tapir
#

i should got better sleep last night

half glade
#

Same

#

Early work kills me

fallen dust
#

i uh

#

had fun in cop

#

i called in military reinforcements in cop

#

which means uh....

#

i spammed spawn soldiers

half glade
#

I uhhh had sex with your mom

fallen dust
half glade
finite dragon
solemn tapir
#

kinda ?

half glade
#

Yes

solemn tapir
#

thats hella lesbian

finite dragon
half glade
#

Ok next time I will say I did ur father from behind

solemn tapir
#

i ded

finite dragon
#

Yes

#

ded

solemn tapir
#

you can try to fuk his ashes

half glade
solemn tapir
#

gl

finite dragon
#

Or something

solemn tapir
finite dragon
#

(might be)

sharp spear
#

yes

finite dragon
fallen dust
#

reinforcements in call of pripyat

solemn tapir
fallen dust
finite dragon
half glade
#

I will smash you

#

With a rock

sharp spear
#

zone herpes

sharp spear
#

and you hear a message

#

that someone stole wish granter and charon

fallen dust
#

colonel kovalsky needed more troops to pripyat

#

now that has happened

finite dragon
half glade
finite dragon
half glade
#

SO U CHOOSS DEATH

solemn tapir