#⭐┃nospoilers_general

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finite dragon
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AFTER CoP

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imagine of stalker gets rebooted

wispy walrus
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well the military is pretty much just state border guard honestly

void vortex
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before CoP. after SoC

tiny olive
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Remastered Stalker J2ME when

wispy walrus
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its not like they're there for much other than border guarding

proper wyvern
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boy, I sure hope The Zone expanded while we were gone

void vortex
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The military used to be really active before the first zone emission. lots of troops and ground control got wiped

golden moon
# finite dragon imagine of stalker gets rebooted

lmao i wouldn't mind something like metro's redux which changed a lot but not enough to modify or ruin the actual player experience across either
but an actual reboot with a complete makeover would probably get gunned down by critics before it hits the shelves

tiny olive
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Other soldiers "defected" or something

proper wyvern
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iirc, aren't they bringing in any guys from the U.N?

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I remember there was a cut faction

tiny olive
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UNISG

finite dragon
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and the whole lore within

finite dragon
wispy walrus
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probably never gonna add the UN

proper wyvern
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sad

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I wanna steal their stuff

finite dragon
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FRICK THEM

golden moon
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yeah that would get poorly received before even coming out
its a gamble depends on who's working on it
people don't like that

pseudo yoke
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Id like to shoot the UN

golden moon
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i'm all for it but eh

finite dragon
wispy walrus
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heck Duty remerging with the army is more on the table than the UN loooooool

golden moon
finite dragon
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un = antichrist

tiny olive
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Chinese Stalkers

finite dragon
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too cringe

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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doesn't the Duty and Army have an extremely rocky relationship since they both shot each other

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once

finite dragon
void vortex
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I can already imagine Freedom teamining up with some kind of NATO faction

golden moon
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un is a joke organization
'oh no haha don't commit warcrimes oh no not another haha oh no please stop' kuznetsov

tiny olive
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What if

finite dragon
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it would be cool to see american stalkers

void vortex
finite dragon
tiny olive
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There was like cosmonauts, accidentally landed on the zone

void vortex
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Mercs are everything

golden moon
void vortex
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same as stalkers to an extend

finite dragon
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or people like indiana jones, explore for like artifacts.

tiny olive
wispy walrus
tiny olive
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Oil anomaly smile_strelok

golden moon
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lmao

finite dragon
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i think the outsiders would be lile indiana jones tbh

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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don't The Zone have something to do with Aliens as well? I remember seeing a video of a UFO over the Duty base that was in SoC

tiny olive
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If Oasis has Oil, it would be discovered very early

wispy walrus
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unironically believe post cs Freedom is just a Merc puppet faction.

proper wyvern
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eh, the lore is confusing as is. I'll just go back to squatting in a bush and drinking enough Vodka that'd kill a man

finite dragon
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(not free, just dysfunctional)

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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Sidorovich but he is great friends with the Americans because he acts more like a capitalist

finite dragon
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i hope joe binder doesnt send troops to the zone.

finite dragon
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We kill

tiny olive
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Never smuggle crayons on the zone

finite dragon
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kekw

wispy walrus
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daily reminder

finite dragon
wispy walrus
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roadside picnic is based in canada

finite dragon
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more lighter and faster than 762 but not as powerful. 762

proper wyvern
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finally, my TRS-301 has ammo

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yippee!

proper wyvern
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5.45 go brr

finite dragon
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556 is soy imo

tiny olive
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Stalker, but freeman never sold his crowbar. What faction would he belong?

finite dragon
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762 is gigachad

proper wyvern
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Freedom

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Freeman in Freedom

finite dragon
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he died

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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yeah that did happen

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actually

finite dragon
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gordon freeman is dead in soc lol

proper wyvern
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he dead now

tiny olive
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I mean heah

finite dragon
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GORODON DEADDD

tiny olive
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Just a what if lol

finite dragon
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

proper wyvern
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gordon got taken by the zone

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lmao

finite dragon
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GODRON FREMANS DEAD11!1

finite dragon
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As lukash

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gordon closedwoman

tiny olive
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Gordon electrocuted

proper wyvern
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Gordon anomalied

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now that I realise, Stalker is now becoming Mainstream

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neat

tiny olive
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Who bought the crowbar?

finite dragon
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should we diversify the stalkers? like adding russians, americans, etc.

pseudo yoke
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Russians are alreday in

finite dragon
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they would have some nice backstories.

proper wyvern
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Ukrainians are just littered in the zone

finite dragon
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because the zone has a lot of opportunties for money and fame.

proper wyvern
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Asian Stalkers when

finite dragon
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mongol stalkers

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and people can capitalize off of it

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due to artifacts

proper wyvern
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Stalker but in Fukushima or what that place in Japan is called

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since they got them mutant boars

proper wyvern
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or was it a wolf?

tiny olive
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Artifacts will be used by Karens because "Gems"

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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it was on the news like a long time ago

finite dragon
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iirc

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We kill again # 2

proper wyvern
tiny olive
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Recently China have a power plant problem.

proper wyvern
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2nd Zone opens up in Japan

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would be cool

finite dragon
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stalker china?!?!?

tiny olive
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3rd zone in US

finite dragon
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oh yeah, would get cancelled due to political issues.

tiny olive
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3 Mile something

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Or in Bikini Atoll

finite dragon
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taiwan and the xinjiang thing and winnie the pooh.

proper wyvern
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2nd Zone opens up in Japan and some Stalkers from the exclusion zone escape to Fukushima to get some of them new riches

tiny olive
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Ramen anomaly

proper wyvern
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it drops ramen

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radioactive ramen

tiny olive
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Stonks

finite dragon
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Weeaboos gon go there

proper wyvern
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Weeaboo stalkers

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done

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Ahem, Freedomers*, ahem

finite dragon
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stalker fanbase is the least toxic tbh

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Cursed poop

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compared to other game fanbases

tiny olive
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Freedomers gonna get bloodsucker bodypillow

pseudo yoke
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Unless you're Tejas

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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though a new area to play in besides Chernobyl would be awesome

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ngl

pseudo yoke
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Why

finite dragon
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duty be like: control and power

pseudo yoke
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Chernobyl is perfect

finite dragon
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monolith: crazy religious zealots

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Belarus zone when?

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loners: actual normal person

tiny olive
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Freedom Hooters

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Wahaha

real vale
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hey,stalkers new guy here.free to chat here?

finite dragon
real vale
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of course,bro

proper wyvern
finite dragon
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Petition to assign Vano to duty

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:troll:

proper wyvern
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also, do remember that the barrel in the cordorn in Rookie village went through like 4 different iterations

tiny olive
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He'll be asked to carry stuff

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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look, I wanna see how my barrel in the cordorn changed

finite dragon
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VANO DUTY CONFIRMED

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(or dead sky)

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Canonically, what faction will take Strider and his gang?

proper wyvern
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who's vano again? I need to pay more attention to the NPCs

pseudo yoke
tiny olive
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Zulu alcoholic

pseudo yoke
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We have no idea what S2 will have

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Play lost Alpha

proper wyvern
finite dragon
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His own faction instead

tiny olive
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Zulu got anomalous liver.

finite dragon
pseudo yoke
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Strider will rejoin the Holy Monolith

finite dragon
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Which talks to trash scraps "whY diD yOu leFt uS MoNoLIth"

tiny olive
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Vano's the stalker who got loansharked by Jack

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Strider will make Duolith

proper wyvern
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never played CoP

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playing through CS and SoC first before I do

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don't rob me, please

finite dragon
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OOWOWOWO

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RULE 3 MOMENTO

tiny olive
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Stalker, but Magpie is the protagonist

finite dragon
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Flint

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Stalker but it is bad

finite dragon
finite dragon
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Just make a standalone faction

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It is just bad

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Lack of locations

proper wyvern
finite dragon
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Anomalous stalker

tiny olive
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Fried Kolobok

finite dragon
finite dragon
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What if...

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We make

proper wyvern
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anomaly my liver, I wanna drink a crud ton of Vodka without repercussions

finite dragon
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Goldpshere in CoP?

tiny olive
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James Bond on Stalker when

finite dragon
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The only CoP mod I like is call of czarnobyl

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Czyarnobyl

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Yes

golden moon
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only cop mod i like is call of duty trolled

finite dragon
wispy walrus
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Coc but everything is Cossack 3 assets

finite dragon
golden moon
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it reminds me of exactly that

tiny olive
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Stalker but anomalies are tiberium

proper wyvern
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Stalker but Anomalies help you, at the cost of your personal goods

finite dragon
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Coc but gmod?😳

wispy walrus
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Been tried

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Would refund

proper wyvern
tiny olive
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Stalker, but made with Source Engine

finite dragon
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Stalker made with unreal

wispy walrus
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Gmod stalker rp is something I wish no true fan to experience

proper wyvern
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Stalker but made on paper

finite dragon
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Stalker but Stalker?

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8 bit stalker

median rock
finite dragon
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Made for gamebiy

tiny olive
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Any way to play Stalker SOC multiplayer online?

proper wyvern
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Stalker but MMORPG

finite dragon
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🤯

finite dragon
proper wyvern
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no we don't speak of Stay Out

finite dragon
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Game

tiny olive
finite dragon
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Stalker but it is strategy

golden moon
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alright old question that i never remember the answer to
does the stalker trilogy have coop multiplayer

finite dragon
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No

proper wyvern
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Stalker but it plays like Company of Heros 2

golden moon
finite dragon
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it is full of Ukrainian chads

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It has tdm

tiny olive
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Too bad the multiplayer has no bot support, pain.

finite dragon
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i cant understand them but they are chad

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And artifact hunt

half glade
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Get out of here stalkers

finite dragon
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Anomaly needs to be sacked and purged

golden moon
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i jus want coop
nothing like having a heart attack due to a chimera but you also have a friend who also had a heart attack and now you're both dead

tiny olive
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No mods to play those artifact hunt and TDM?

proper wyvern
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Stalker Co-Op but your friend can loot your gear and run off

half glade
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Waiting for co op so hard

tiny olive
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I gotta need some basis for something

golden moon
proper wyvern
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Stalker split screen smile_strelok

golden moon
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coop in stalker is gonna make every other atmospheric coop game look just shy of old

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Aloooooha

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Awww

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RIP

finite dragon
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U dont need them

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Kek

half glade
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Bro tdm is fun as hell

tiny olive
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Gonna improvise on my project

finite dragon
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Stalker but we live inside Strelok

half glade
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Thos first games multilayer is better than second

finite dragon
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Whaty is better

half glade
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Second games exo is too powerful

finite dragon
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Cs or SoC Multi

half glade
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And annoying

finite dragon
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?

half glade
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Soc better

finite dragon
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ok

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But open world stalker for multiplayer would be good

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Gege izi

tiny olive
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TDM in Stalker is standard TDM like in other games?

finite dragon
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time to sack them with my doom music

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And npcs for task giving

finite dragon
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I'd begin preperations of my Rip & Tear From Mick Gordon

tiny olive
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Hmmmmmm

half glade
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Operation break ur legs

finite dragon
half glade
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I will

finite dragon
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Ayyy

half glade
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Ayyyyy

finite dragon
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Operation duty chad Weedumb bad

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Operation all bad

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Operation zone bad

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Dark Sky also bad

half glade
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Duty is dumb but freedom is dumber

tiny olive
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Mix vodka and energy drink

finite dragon
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Fr*edom? More like

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Operation Dark Sky dead

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Operation clear sky dead

half glade
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Operation rob rookies

finite dragon
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- W        E        E        D        D        U        M        B
golden moon
finite dragon
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Operation rob bandits and anarchists

tiny olive
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Operation give wig to sultan

finite dragon
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Operation sack the Renegades

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Pirated

finite dragon
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U dont neet to buy of steam

half glade
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My fav server was full yesterday

finite dragon
finite dragon
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Gib land back

golden moon
tiny olive
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*The man himself

golden moon
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bless ukraine

finite dragon
finite dragon
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Reform language? (easier decryption I guess)

half glade
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Broo 1v1 me I stalker tdm

finite dragon
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Just camp

golden moon
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is there a leveling system or do you get the freedom to use what you want

tiny olive
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Sidorovich on diet

half glade
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Camping is for losers

finite dragon
golden moon
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yo this is cool why didnt i look into this

finite dragon
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And use nato guns if u dont want to be mad

golden moon
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lma

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o

half glade
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Nato guns > Warsaw pact

finite dragon
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Ye but the late warsaw pact are good

finite dragon
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Groza vss val

half glade
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Meh

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Not really

finite dragon
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9x39 good

half glade
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Pmm

finite dragon
finite dragon
# finite dragon Ayyyyy

და ადგა დავიდ. მეფე აფხაზთა, ქართველთა, რამთა, კახთა და სომეხთა მეფისა და შარვანშა და შაჰინშა და ყოვლისა აღმოსავლეთისა და დასავლეთისა

finite dragon
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I hate it when pubg kids say likr vss shoot same ammo as pistol and ak same as mosin nagant

tiny olive
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Sultan is Vin Diesel but no family

finite dragon
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Ye they say its still 9mm

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Sultan is dead

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39mm

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Except the one is 2 times smallrr

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Sultanus

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@tiny olive imagine Caliphate in the zon

finite dragon
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how much retarded you should be

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to make caliphate

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WITHIN THE ZONE

finite dragon
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(or not)

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Imagine zone full of 12 year olds

tiny olive
finite dragon
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they are not jihading at least

finite dragon
golden moon
finite dragon
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Imagine monolith is jihad

golden moon
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lmao

finite dragon
finite dragon
golden moon
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yeah i know

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lmao

finite dragon
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Unbased

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make Zone georgian

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Monilith is just already paid arab mercenaries by gov to protect cnpp

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Brazil zone

finite dragon
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Make Zone monke

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Jungle zone

finite dragon
tiny olive
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CNPP is Mecca

finite dragon
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ბრძოლის ყიჟინა მოგვესმა, ბრძოლის ყიჟინა მოგვესმა

finite dragon
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Decrypting is of fail

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CNPP is Tbilisi

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😳

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Cnpp is god house

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CNPP is night club

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Cordon is bakery (those flat breads)

tiny olive
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CNPP is ikea

finite dragon
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We are just here going crazy

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while GSC looks at our chat

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Nice

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Sidorovich bunker becomes strip club

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Full of freedomers

finite dragon
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One degtyarev simp, one some Clear sky hobo, one tuxedo man who terrorizes someone, and one Georgian crazy guy shouting Georgian words

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Perfect Quadro

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Newly implemented women revolt against sid

finite dragon
tiny olive
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They can now go underground of Jupiter

finite dragon
real vale
finite dragon
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Uss, i have no bussines With u

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Playing Anomaly without sound is fun

finite dragon
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One part i love is

Clear sky hobo

finite dragon
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HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE

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I like it how degtyarev has no face protection in cutscenes

finite dragon
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But unseen

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The other one?

finite dragon
tiny olive
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Protection

Unseen

:smile_strelok:

finite dragon
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:kek:

tiny olive
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I hate boars

finite dragon
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izlom

finite dragon
golden moon
finite dragon
golden moon
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nothing like hearing silence and still getting clapped by a chimera

tiny olive
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Hah one died in electro lol

finite dragon
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Just run through electro and bolt and mutant follow u and boom

tiny olive
finite dragon
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Stalker be like: have exoskelet and die to mutated rat

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What if Izlom is based off Grygorovich?

golden moon
finite dragon
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Love it how in cop when i return off the lab theres 30 dogs

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😳

finite dragon
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Once i played SoC I just already were at X-16 mission in one day

golden moon
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still playing soc

finite dragon
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It is basically you Iphone

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Your*

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You have charged it

golden moon
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its super early game all i have is a shotgun a water pistol and farmed food

finite dragon
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It drains like no other lightning

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and then it resumes charging

golden moon
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huh

finite dragon
golden moon
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oh

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when do you get bolts

finite dragon
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git gud

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Bolt is

golden moon
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or does it exist since the start and im just bad

finite dragon
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UNLIMITED

finite dragon
golden moon
finite dragon
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You also can whack soldiers with bolts

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And u have unlimite

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just kill the soldiers

golden moon
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i love this game

finite dragon
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easy enough

finite dragon
golden moon
# finite dragon pmm is good

i play on stalker diff and it cant kill people in like 4-5 headshots i just resorted to knifing the shotgun guy and stealing it

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the shotgun is my baby peepoheart

finite dragon
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are you on master?

golden moon
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stalker

finite dragon
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oh

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Master is the easiest

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crap

golden moon
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master also makes enemy bullets hit harder sad

finite dragon
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Lab x 16 was empty

half glade
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Soc can be annoying when u return to the area and all mobs are back

finite dragon
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take cover, lean out, etc

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Myb the mono lith fights would be har

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I want to make able to shoot your ToZ with both hammers and have camera like in DOOM

golden moon
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any gun overhaul or addition mods for soc that anyone knows?

finite dragon
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mods usually make the game harder

golden moon
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yeah well im on that lmao

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just wondering if there's a funny weapon mod

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like the arsenal for cop

finite dragon
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gunslinger

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so if you cant get past the railway bridge, theres no point for you to play

finite dragon
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but beat vanilla first

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not soc

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i am not in mods

golden moon
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i know to beat vanilla first im on it hidethepain

finite dragon
finite dragon
golden moon
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i just got through and hour then added stability and graphical mods and thats about it

finite dragon
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Autumn Aurora?

golden moon
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it's all from a guide made by someone who's super restrictive about modding first playthrough

finite dragon
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Never mod its haram

golden moon
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nah nothing that changes quests or stories its just graphical enhancements and a bug fix library

finite dragon
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I know that mod its alright

finite dragon
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It is a tip

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gonna be a loooooong way

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Nice spoil

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Just a tip

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also yeah

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nice spoiler

golden moon
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these are the mods i'm on

finite dragon
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DUDE

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DONT PLAY COMPLETE

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DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW

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DELETUS

golden moon
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what now

finite dragon
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wha..

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Whats up with complete

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yeah

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Its literally ui i think

sturdy cairn
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just discovered no retailers will sell ultimate in australia. guess i just save AUD$540

finite dragon
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its bad, lobotomizes the ai

golden moon
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dude was just like you guys he was mad at me for wanting to play anomaly first

finite dragon
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messes with balance

finite dragon
golden moon
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he said this is pure vanilla and small fixes/ui fixes and stuff

finite dragon
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Just play vanilla and max out everything

golden moon
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also yeah isn't complete just a UI overhaul

finite dragon
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lmao

golden moon
finite dragon
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Delete all mods lol

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And max out settings

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just delete all the mods and play that way

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The game is from 2006

finite dragon
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If u expect graphics

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U should just nit play

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Not

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I mean its great

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For thst time

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And its even good noe

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You really should play all the vanilla games first.

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No one's forcing you, but it just is best that way.

hexed yoke
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Hlelo stalkers

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My Cs autosave is synchronizing unlimited and not working 😑

finite dragon
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Dont click "load" twice, happens to me in soc

hexed yoke
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But

hexed yoke
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Not loading

finite dragon
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did i just saw someone play complete mod

void vortex
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So what is Stalker? Is it like Fallout 3?

hexed yoke
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:)

jolly basalt
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stalker is a card game

void vortex
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it must have a lot of cute anime girls

finite dragon
void vortex
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Russian Fallout game?

finite dragon
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Yes

void vortex
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they copied fallout?

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smh

finite dragon
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Smh smh

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funny joke kev.

you wanna see me come to your house tonight

void vortex
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deppends. will you bring a copy of Fallout 76?

hexed yoke
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I have perfect clear sky (graphic mod) but i think there are guns i dont know why its olny graphic mod

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Addons)

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Anybody have solution? For my bug pls

void vortex
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I once tried Stalker. Misery I think it was named?

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idk never played the vanilla

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it was too vague and difficult

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so stalker is weird

hexed yoke
void vortex
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people told me I shouldn't play the vanilla games

hexed yoke
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Why

void vortex
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because they were mega buggy

hexed yoke
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Yez

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You can download debugger

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Srp

void vortex
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but vanilla graphics look badddd xddd

hexed yoke
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Ye

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You can too add mods

tired anvil
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Jebaiting this dude real good huh

void vortex
hexed yoke
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Anybody have solution? For my bug pls

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Gajunas can you? Help bcs ur OLDPIPI

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Old master for stalker

tired anvil
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I'm on vacation

hexed yoke
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Nice

void vortex
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you get days off?

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Stalker is full time job

tired anvil
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No, but I'm on vacation yehidniy_rock

void vortex
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any interesting locations or just at home

tired anvil
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In Kyiv rn

void vortex
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that's like one letter away from my name kiev

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cool

tired anvil
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Boutta deliver Pepsi to Sergiy

void vortex
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I've never been to Ukraine

tired anvil
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My 2nd time now, pretty nice

opaque parrot
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Always wanted to visit myself

pseudo yoke
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Hey get us some photos of Sergiy drinking pepsi

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Also are you going to the Zone?

opaque parrot
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I bet he's stalking GSC devs rn

tired anvil
pseudo yoke
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Fair enough

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I am hoping I can get to Kiev in August

finite dragon
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stalker player when they starts stalking people idk i never played the game

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xddd

opaque parrot
pseudo yoke
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Gonna take a 3 day tour of the Zone

tired anvil
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Make sure to get Covid insurance, that got introduced recently and you can't enter without it

pseudo yoke
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Id pay to find a stalker

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I will

opaque parrot
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Sometime in september probably

tired anvil
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Seeing how hot it is here in June and July, September is probably one of the better months

void vortex
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@tired anvil What's your country of origin?

finite dragon
finite dragon
void vortex
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Met a bunch of people from Lithuania here

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they're just as tall as people here

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lol

finite dragon
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latvians and dutch people are tall too

void vortex
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I am Dutch

finite dragon
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you are probably too tall

finite dragon
opaque parrot
finite dragon
tired anvil
void vortex
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The joke goes that people here are tall because of the constant flooding. Your head would poke out

opaque parrot
finite dragon
pseudo yoke
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Shadow of Chernobyl > Analmeme

finite dragon
opaque parrot
void vortex
void vortex
finite dragon
void vortex
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I'm like 6'2

opaque parrot
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Are Dutch swamp Germans or are the Germans mountain Dutch?

finite dragon
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dutch people in stalker when?

void vortex
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CS

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already exists

finite dragon
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really?

finite dragon
tired anvil
void vortex
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Yeah, they live in a swamp

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183 is still pretty tall

hexed yoke
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What :/

void vortex
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it's the average male length here

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iirc

tired anvil
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Same for here

hexed yoke
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Where i have channels pls , techinal help dissapear

broken vortex
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Length?

opaque parrot
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Or 188, something like that

pseudo yoke
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169

opaque parrot
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My gf is that tall smile_strelok

crystal crescent
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Gajunas, go to the GSC office and ask for the pre-order date in Western Europe zak

tired anvil
finite dragon
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is the x ray engine open source?

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due to openxray?

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Dead

void vortex
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But yeah. I'd still like to visit Ukraine someday

opaque parrot
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@tired anvil You're Lithuanian right?

void vortex
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must be hella cheap

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I've only visited Hungary

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since of my gf

opaque parrot
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@void vortex Want cheap? Come to Bosnia

finite dragon
finite dragon
tired anvil
finite dragon
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Insta dead

void vortex
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is there actually anything nice to do over there

opaque parrot
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Oops

finite dragon
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There is (watch the lakes)

opaque parrot
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I used a bad word

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Serbian living in Bosnia, same thing

void vortex
finite dragon
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Beard getting hair

opaque parrot
# tired anvil Yes

Great I'll be on the lookout for the headline "Lithuanian man gets drunk and enters video game developer's office with an AK and a gas mask"

void vortex
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had a colleague visiting Bosnia

opaque parrot
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  • The Lithuanian man that goes by the name "Gajunas" has gotten drunk and armed himself, two hours later he entered the office of the famous video game developer GSC Game World. The reason behind this commotion were his demands for a free entrance to Chernobyl and it's surrounding areas.
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Man, I got some inspiration now

finite dragon
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O h n o

opaque parrot
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I'd pay to get him out of jail if that was the case

broken vortex
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Bus for Chernobyl leaves in 20 mins…

opaque parrot
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I'd sell my kidney for his freedom

void vortex
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what if

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we all come together

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as stalker fans

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and claim the zone for ourselfs

opaque parrot
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Dude

finite dragon
opaque parrot
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We should organize like the Yanks did in Area 51

broken vortex
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they can’t stop us all

void vortex
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and we'd shoo off the military personal

stray jay
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you can just book your holidays for a trip into the zone...

finite dragon
broken vortex
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I’ll bring a sack of rusty bolts

opaque parrot
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New country - Chernobylia

void vortex
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We could have our own bolt economy

stray jay
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there are multiple tours available but i booked mine at https://www.chernobylwel.com/ 2 years ago.
the two day trip is not cheap but it is well worth it

finite dragon
void vortex
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our own defence and farms

finite dragon
half glade
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I heard the word lithuania

finite dragon
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Not anymore

opaque parrot
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We could take on the world with bloodsuckers and controllers

finite dragon
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Armed with guns

opaque parrot
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Exactly lol

half glade
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Yes lithuania is great better than any other country I know

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Amazing

finite dragon
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Colonel Controller

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kekw

finite dragon
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The only good thing I've heard about it

half glade
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Yes

broken vortex
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Mayor Sidorovich

opaque parrot
#

Oh you mean Latvia?

finite dragon
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Best country

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Jk

half glade
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Bro I will have to go catch immigrants this month

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😔

opaque parrot
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Define catch

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Lol

finite dragon
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Lmaooo

broken vortex
#

like with a net?

half glade
#

There are illegal closing borders so we will arrest them and send em back

opaque parrot
#

I'd take Lukashenko to be my brother any time

half glade
#

I'd rather shoot em but oh well

opaque parrot
#

So we can grow potatoes

opaque parrot
finite dragon
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"Come to brazil, better country than Lithuania"

void vortex
finite dragon
half glade
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We were asked to

opaque parrot
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We leave those immigrants to the hooligans here

finite dragon
opaque parrot
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So we don't have much problems

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They leave by themselves

void vortex
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What country?

opaque parrot
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Bosnia

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Croatia does it too

finite dragon
void vortex
#

The countries that could actually use work force

half glade
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Man these god damn immigrants just use us to pas to Germany and stuff I'd rather just give them a mass grave

opaque parrot
finite dragon
finite dragon
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Controlled by 3 presidents? what could go wrong

half glade
void vortex
opaque parrot
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Lmaoooo true

finite dragon
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BEb

void vortex
#

actual jar head vibes

opaque parrot
#

Why don't they go to Kuwait? Iran or the UAE

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Saudi Arabia is cool too for them

finite dragon
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Dead asf

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Truly dead

opaque parrot
#

Why lol

half glade
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They want easy life without working hard

finite dragon
opaque parrot
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Well, next time I see a truck tossing them over the border on the way to Germany I'm hopping in myself

finite dragon
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(kekw I don't know much about them)

broken vortex
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mfw I’m a stupid American and I couldn’t point out Bosnia on a map feels_bad_stalk

half glade
#

I cant point out america

opaque parrot
#

I could pass as a Serb, Italian, Greek, Turk, Bulgarian, you name it

half glade
#

Cockroach vibes

opaque parrot
#

Lmao

finite dragon
broken vortex
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America is where all the bombs are

finite dragon
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Badd DDDDDDDDDD;

half glade
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What is a bomb

void vortex
#

@broken vortex What countries can you point out in the EU

finite dragon
void vortex
#

France, Germany, UK right?

finite dragon
half glade
finite dragon
finite dragon
broken vortex
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bombs are things we drop on brown people’s heads feels_bad_stalk

finite dragon
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Mountainous

half glade
finite dragon
finite dragon
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raeceest

half glade
#

Yes I am

opaque parrot
#

Think I just witnessed the birth of the South

finite dragon
finite dragon
broken vortex
#

If stalker is Russian fallout does that mean fallout is American stalker? Chiken

void vortex
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Yes

finite dragon
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Yes

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im gonna hunt you racist people item_PMm_left owo

half glade
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Come and get me hoe

finite dragon
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@finite dragon 1. plan a flight to Lithuania 2. Kill fat raccoon 3. declare it as a holy day

void vortex
finite dragon
half glade
finite dragon
half glade
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No he doesn't

broken vortex
#

The Zone. The Zone never changes.

finite dragon
#

By throwing a sack of rice

opaque parrot
broken vortex
#

lol

void vortex
#

Stalker got inspired and created from Fallout right?

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🎣

opaque parrot
#

Nope

finite dragon
#

from deez

opaque parrot
opaque parrot
#

Someone put Vova Vist emoji

finite dragon
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Lemme say that again: Hunt da weed

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Jk

half glade
#

His skull is soft and mushy even a single punch will blow his brains like 50 cal

finite dragon
opaque parrot
#

Stalker is just apocalyptic Tarkov

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Change my mind

finite dragon
half glade
#

Die

finite dragon
#

No

half glade
#

Not u the tarkov guy

finite dragon
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Because I live on the outskirts you dumb

finite dragon
opaque parrot
#

Lol

half glade
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Dumbass

finite dragon
half glade
#

Dumb ni

half basin
half glade
opaque parrot
#

Oi! Mate! You got a loicence fo' that artifact?

finite dragon
#

Or is it

half glade
#

Russian scamers again

finite dragon
void vortex
#

Stalker copied Fortnite

broken vortex
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Stalker copied WoW

opaque parrot
void vortex
#

you shoot and got people with gas masks

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they copied Fortnite

opaque parrot
#

I tear gas masks off snork's faces with my bare hands

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You gonna get some rippin' and tearin'

broken vortex
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I tear off snork hands and use those to tear off the mask

opaque parrot
#

Now that's next level

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Destruction 100

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Stalker is modern Skyrim

void vortex
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I pet snorks and give them a nice home

finite dragon
opaque parrot
#

Lol just imagine having a pet snork

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You feed him what? People?

broken vortex
#

snorks are actually adorable when they do that little tumble roll move

finite dragon
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Because they're human

void vortex
#

it's pretty easy to maintain a snork as a military man. You just give them the occasional trespasser

opaque parrot
broken vortex
#

ya

finite dragon
#

Damn I forgot Kev is a milit

broken vortex
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I found out the hard way smokes can jump like 40 feet up in the air

opaque parrot
#

Nah, he's a western spy

broken vortex
#

snorks

finite dragon
void vortex
#

my ideals match Freedom better. but I like the military suits a lot

finite dragon
#

That's your ideals?

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Aight cool

void vortex
#

well

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yes

finite dragon
#

Military suits?

void vortex
#

but military larping is a lot more fun

finite dragon
#

Freedom has those

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Except under their name

void vortex
#

since loners are dumb

broken vortex
#

dam right, the hell with those duty bastards

finite dragon
#

I'd rather not join da Military

void vortex
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I like the idea of not even wanting to be there and going corrupt over time and dropping your 'good believes' for momentary gain in name of survival and selfishness. Freedom is too clean

void vortex
#

they hate Dooty and authority

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and smog wjed

finite dragon
void vortex
#

something something bloodsucker

finite dragon
#

Weed eh?

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(I hope the Dutch didn't bring them here)

void vortex
#

I like it that Freedom is actually based on rebel and Ukraine nationalist culture

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Unlike Duty who still is full ruskie mode

opaque parrot
#

What?

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How's that?

finite dragon
#

Monolit?

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Sounds like urban camo

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And also big stone that left them

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dooty boys have thicc ruski skull

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u cant kill them

void vortex
#

Duty is don't question it and kill it. tunnel vision whilst Freedom by their NATO gun use and western camo tries to differ from that view point all together

broken vortex
#

monolith are misunderstood

finite dragon
#

Yea they look cool

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Calibre is shid

void vortex
#

:(

#

no u

opaque parrot
toxic vector
#

Freedom use both Nato and warsaw weapons

finite dragon
opaque parrot
#

@broken vortex is supplying Freedom

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To destabilize the region

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Lmao

void vortex
finite dragon
#

freedom need some 12.7 to penetrate the skull of a duty member

hexed yoke
#

I need techincalcagain link pls

finite dragon
#

Freedom is nationalist culture?\

hexed yoke
#

Technical

void vortex
broken vortex
#

I only use sawd off shotgun and makarov like true stalker

finite dragon
#

Well I might as well make my own faction

void vortex
#

they have the Ukrainian flag on their patch

finite dragon
#

Takes both Duty and Freedom ideal

#

free the zone and then destroy it ?

finite dragon
void vortex
#

Freedom is a heavy counter to Duty's destruction

finite dragon
#

freedom is a joke

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So do dooty

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:000

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And Dark Sky

broken vortex
#

swamp bois

finite dragon
void vortex
#

Duty's actions are great. their cause is rather unrealistic. Freedom wants to understand and benefit

opaque parrot
void vortex
#

Duty's unwillingness to understand and be in that USSR mindset will be the end of them

finite dragon
#

i mean u never know which faction is right tbh

void vortex
#

what has that to do with this @finite dragon

finite dragon
#

they all wrong KEK

void vortex
#

))

finite dragon
void vortex
#

Freedom also might be a ploy by the western countries to keep the favour on their side

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😳

finite dragon
#

Freedom secks bloodsook ? 😳

broken vortex
#

That’s why I like scientists, they are just a sitting in a bunker popping pills and listening to hard bass all day

finite dragon
#

Alright I'll stop with the ganja (also a city)