#⭐┃nospoilers_general
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well the military is pretty much just state border guard honestly
before CoP. after SoC
Remastered Stalker J2ME when
its not like they're there for much other than border guarding
the Zone angey
boy, I sure hope The Zone expanded while we were gone
The military used to be really active before the first zone emission. lots of troops and ground control got wiped
Dead
lmao i wouldn't mind something like metro's redux which changed a lot but not enough to modify or ruin the actual player experience across either
but an actual reboot with a complete makeover would probably get gunned down by critics before it hits the shelves
Other soldiers "defected" or something
iirc, aren't they bringing in any guys from the U.N?
I remember there was a cut faction
UNISG
no, like as in the entire story gets rebooted
and the whole lore within
Defected? I read it like Defecting
probably never gonna add the UN
NEVER
FRICK THEM
yeah that would get poorly received before even coming out
its a gamble depends on who's working on it
people don't like that
Id like to shoot the UN
i'm all for it but eh
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!
heck Duty remerging with the army is more on the table than the UN loooooool

un = antichrist
Chinese Stalkers
too cringe
Cring
doesn't the Duty and Army have an extremely rocky relationship since they both shot each other
once
stalkers from around the world?
I can already imagine Freedom teamining up with some kind of NATO faction
un is a joke organization
'oh no haha don't commit warcrimes oh no not another haha oh no please stop' 
What if
it would be cool to see american stalkers
Kek
Mercs
true
There was like cosmonauts, accidentally landed on the zone
Mercs are everything
overused joke but oil in the zone 
same as stalkers to an extend
or people like indiana jones, explore for like artifacts.
Mercs
No oil
you act like Freedom isn't literally a merc puppet designed to slow down duty and the army from messing with the merc ops up north

Oil anomaly 
lmao
i think the outsiders would be lile indiana jones tbh
Oil artifact
don't The Zone have something to do with Aliens as well? I remember seeing a video of a UFO over the Duty base that was in SoC
If Oasis has Oil, it would be discovered very early
unironically believe post cs Freedom is just a Merc puppet faction.
eh, the lore is confusing as is. I'll just go back to squatting in a bush and drinking enough Vodka that'd kill a man
Deadass Mericans gunna make the zone free
(not free, just dysfunctional)
and make it a "democracy"
Sidorovich but he is great friends with the Americans because he acts more like a capitalist
i hope joe binder doesnt send troops to the zone.
Joe mama sends troops
We kill
Never smuggle crayons on the zone
adding american people will get you 556 ammo
kekw
daily reminder
Frick 5.56
roadside picnic is based in canada
more lighter and faster than 762 but not as powerful. 762
Poop calibre
5.45 go brr
556 is soy imo
Stalker, but freeman never sold his crowbar. What faction would he belong?
762 is gigachad
gordon freeman existed in stalker soc
he died
Standalone Mercenary or something like that
gordon freeman is dead in soc lol
he dead now
I mean heah
GORODON DEADDD
Just a what if lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GODRON FREMANS DEAD11!1
Gordon reborn
As lukash
gordon closedwoman
Gordon electrocuted
Who bought the crowbar?
should we diversify the stalkers? like adding russians, americans, etc.
Russians are alreday in
they would have some nice backstories.
Ukrainians are just littered in the zone
because the zone has a lot of opportunties for money and fame.
Asian Stalkers when
Stalker but in Fukushima or what that place in Japan is called
since they got them mutant boars
hiroshima?
Dead
or was it a wolf?
Artifacts will be used by Karens because "Gems"
Frick them
the place in Japan that had their plant go down
it was on the news like a long time ago
oh, it was fukushima.
iirc
We kill again # 2
yeah, they have a mutant boar iirc
Recently China have a power plant problem.
stalker china?!?!?
3rd zone in US
oh yeah, would get cancelled due to political issues.
taiwan and the xinjiang thing and winnie the pooh.
2nd Zone opens up in Japan and some Stalkers from the exclusion zone escape to Fukushima to get some of them new riches
Ramen anomaly
Nah
Stonks
Weeaboos gon go there
Nahhh
Ahem, Freedomers*, ahem
stalker fanbase is the least toxic tbh
Cursed poop
compared to other game fanbases
Freedomers gonna get bloodsucker bodypillow
Unless you're Tejas
freedom be like: weed and femboy
Why
duty be like: control and power
Chernobyl is perfect
monolith: crazy religious zealots
Belarus zone when?
loners: actual normal person
Freedom Hooters
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wahaha
yes, make sure to get your role.
well yes, but there's only so much till you already explored every nook and cranny of it
also, do remember that the barrel in the cordorn in Rookie village went through like 4 different iterations
He'll be asked to carry stuff
YES
look, I wanna see how my barrel in the cordorn changed
Yes but it is better than being an alcoholic and fans of mutant brazzers
Canonically, what faction will take Strider and his gang?
who's vano again? I need to pay more attention to the NPCs
Zulu
You've played a game from 2007 - 2010
Zulu alcoholic
fair
None
His own faction instead
Zulu got anomalous liver.
The bearded guy
Strider will rejoin the Holy Monolith
Which talks to trash scraps "whY diD yOu leFt uS MoNoLIth"
CoP
never played CoP
playing through CS and SoC first before I do
don't rob me, please
Stalker, but Magpie is the protagonist
Nahh
Impossible
Just make a standalone faction
It is just bad
Lack of locations
we don't call it bad, we call it full of anomalies 
Anomalous stalker
Fried Kolobok
You have power from all of the artifacts
Just goes and anomalies everyone
What if...
We make
anomaly my liver, I wanna drink a crud ton of Vodka without repercussions
Goldpshere in CoP?
James Bond on Stalker when
PEPEPEPPEW
The only CoP mod I like is call of czarnobyl
Czyarnobyl
Yes
john wick/doomguy mode on stalker?
Literal Euro map
honestly some guy uploaded a cool silenced pistol gameplay screenshot in #📸┃screens_and_videos and i like it a lot
it reminds me of exactly that
Stalker but anomalies are tiberium
Stalker but Anomalies help you, at the cost of your personal goods
Coc but gmod?😳
what, you want the Anomalies to spout Sidorovich lines?
Stalker, but made with Source Engine
Loner from garbage: Just walked on anomaly... Costed me all of my clothes and my no no square
Stalker made with unreal
Stalker but made on paper
Death or suffering, choose 
Made for gamebiy
Any way to play Stalker SOC multiplayer online?
Stalker but MMORPG
🤯
U click network gane
no we don't speak of Stay Out
Game
rushes to make one using GB Studio
Stalker but it is strategy
alright old question that i never remember the answer to
does the stalker trilogy have coop multiplayer

No
Stalker but it plays like Company of Heros 2

Too bad the multiplayer has no bot support, pain.
Get out of here stalkers
Anomaly needs to be sacked and purged
i jus want coop
nothing like having a heart attack due to a chimera but you also have a friend who also had a heart attack and now you're both dead

No mods to play those artifact hunt and TDM?
Stalker Co-Op but your friend can loot your gear and run off
Waiting for co op so hard
I gotta need some basis for something
real
Stalker split screen 
coop in stalker is gonna make every other atmospheric coop game look just shy of old
-И д и С в о е й Д о р о г о й С т а л к е р...
Aloooooha
No mods
Bro tdm is fun as hell
Gonna improvise on my project
Stalker but we live inside Strelok
Thos first games multilayer is better than second
Second games exo is too powerful
Cs or SoC Multi
And annoying
?
Soc better
TDM in Stalker is standard TDM like in other games?
2 teams fight to death
I'd begin preperations of my Rip & Tear From Mick Gordon
Hmmmmmm
Operation kill yourself
Ayyy
Ayyyyy
Operation duty chad Weedumb bad
Operation all bad

Operation zone bad
Dark Sky also bad
Duty is dumb but freedom is dumber
Mix vodka and energy drink
Operation rob rookies
- W E E D D U M B
stalker tdm still alive though?
do i need the steam version for it or is it just standard auth?
Operation rob bandits and anarchists
I used to play pirared
Operation give wig to sultan
Oh it's alive baby
U dont neet to buy of steam
My fav server was full yesterday
Operation make sultan Ottoman
no authentication?
that's a miracle
every other game like that just got bogged down with hackers and server downing no-lifes and the like
*The man himself
bless ukraine
Operation MAKE VANO KING OF GEORGIA
Ayyyyy
Reform language? (easier decryption I guess)
Broo 1v1 me I stalker tdm
Just camp
is there a leveling system or do you get the freedom to use what you want
Sidorovich on diet
Camping is for losers
Breb
yo this is cool why didnt i look into this
And use nato guns if u dont want to be mad
Nato guns > Warsaw pact
Ye but the late warsaw pact are good
9x39 good
Ash.12.7 better
და ადგა დავიდ. მეფე აფხაზთა, ქართველთა, რამთა, კახთა და სომეხთა მეფისა და შარვანშა და შაჰინშა და ყოვლისა აღმოსავლეთისა და დასავლეთისა
OOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
I hate it when pubg kids say likr vss shoot same ammo as pistol and ak same as mosin nagant
Tarded
Sultan is Vin Diesel but no family
Ye they say its still 9mm
Sultan is dead
39mm
Except the one is 2 times smallrr
Sultanus
@tiny olive imagine Caliphate in the zon
Dead
how much retarded you should be
to make caliphate
WITHIN THE ZONE
Yea a second remake of Monolith
(or not)
Imagine zone full of 12 year olds
Pish posh. These same kids probably doesn't like VSS.
VSS in PUBG is kinda underrated
they are not jihading at least
Ayyy
pubg kids don't know that .50 GS and .50 BMG is different either
Imagine monolith is jihad
lmao
someone did say in suggestions about giving Monolith chance of Jihad
One's a pistol caliber and one's a anti tank rifle
Ye
Unbased
make Zone georgian
Monilith is just already paid arab mercenaries by gov to protect cnpp
O no
Brazil zone
Yes
CNPP is Mecca
ბრძოლის ყიჟინა მოგვესმა, ბრძოლის ყიჟინა მოგვესმა
Hallal
Decrypting is of fail
CNPP is Tbilisi
😳
Cnpp is god house
CNPP is night club
Cordon is bakery (those flat breads)
CNPP is ikea
We are just here going crazy
while GSC looks at our chat
Nice

Sidorovich bunker becomes strip club
Lmaoooo
Full of freedomers
And bloodsuckerd

One degtyarev simp, one some Clear sky hobo, one tuxedo man who terrorizes someone, and one Georgian crazy guy shouting Georgian words
Perfect Quadro

Newly implemented women revolt against sid
Best squad to ever exist
yes yes
They can now go underground of Jupiter
And die
A GMAN here?wow
Uss, i have no bussines With u
Theres snorks in there
Playing Anomaly without sound is fun
One part i love is
Clear sky hobo
Lmaoo what happens?
HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE
I like it how degtyarev has no face protection in cutscenes
He has protection
But unseen
The other one?
meanwhile just walks smelling all the German shower leftovers from war

Protection
Unseen
:smile_strelok:
I hate boars
izlom
Shoot them in the rear
takes away the atmosphere
you won't stain your pants
0/10

nothing like hearing silence and still getting clapped by a chimera
Hah one died in electro lol
Just run through electro and bolt and mutant follow u and boom
Dead
Heck i literally have no idea i am being chased by a darn cat
Stalker be like: have exoskelet and die to mutated rat
What if Izlom is based off Grygorovich?
unironically did this in like first 50 mins of stalker soc
very fun i died 
Just throw a bolt and run through its easy
Once i played SoC I just already were at X-16 mission in one day
i dont even know you can do that 
still playing soc
its super early game all i have is a shotgun a water pistol and farmed food
huh
When u throw a bolt anomaly is disharged and u have some time to go through and after a few sec its charged again and kills behind u
pmm is good
git gud
Bolt is
or does it exist since the start and im just bad
UNLIMITED
U press 6

You also can whack soldiers with bolts
And u have unlimite
just kill the soldiers
i love this game
easy enough
Imagine whacking a soldier with a regular bolt
i play on stalker diff and it cant kill people in like 4-5 headshots i just resorted to knifing the shotgun guy and stealing it
the shotgun is my baby 
are you on master?
play on master
stalker
master also makes enemy bullets hit harder 
Lab x 16 was empty
get good
Soc can be annoying when u return to the area and all mobs are back
take cover, lean out, etc
Myb the mono lith fights would be har
I want to make able to shoot your ToZ with both hammers and have camera like in DOOM
then play doom
not stalker


any gun overhaul or addition mods for soc that anyone knows?
finish without mods first.
mods usually make the game harder
yeah well im on that lmao
just wondering if there's a funny weapon mod
like the arsenal for cop
gunslinger
so if you cant get past the railway bridge, theres no point for you to play
thats for cop
but beat vanilla first
not soc

i am not in mods
i know to beat vanilla first im on it 

then dont reccomend them if you dont even know what part of the game they are for

i just got through and hour then added stability and graphical mods and thats about it
what mods are you playing on
Autumn Aurora?
it's all from a guide made by someone who's super restrictive about modding first playthrough
Never mod its haram
nah nothing that changes quests or stories its just graphical enhancements and a bug fix library
Pro tip: Save all the army and scientific medkits and grind anti rads for last raid on the CNPP
I know that mod its alright
hes in cordon
It is a tip
gonna be a loooooong way
Nice spoil
Just a tip
also yeah
nice spoiler

just discovered no retailers will sell ultimate in australia. guess i just save AUD$540
its bad, lobotomizes the ai
dude was just like you guys he was mad at me for wanting to play anomaly first
messes with balance
you really shouldn't play modded for first playthrough
he said this is pure vanilla and small fixes/ui fixes and stuff
Complete is utter garbage
Just play vanilla and max out everything
also yeah isn't complete just a UI overhaul
lmao
yeah i know i get that now

Delete all mods lol
And max out settings
just delete all the mods and play that way
The game is from 2006
2007
If u expect graphics
U should just nit play
Not
I mean its great
For thst time
And its even good noe
You really should play all the vanilla games first.
No one's forcing you, but it just is best that way.
Dont click "load" twice, happens to me in soc
But
When i am going to other place into trashyard or what
Not loading
So what is Stalker? Is it like Fallout 3?
stalker is a card game
it must have a lot of cute anime girls
shoot game with in ruski fall out is amerika shoot game
Russian Fallout game?
Yes
deppends. will you bring a copy of Fallout 76?
I have perfect clear sky (graphic mod) but i think there are guns i dont know why its olny graphic mod
Addons)
Anybody have solution? For my bug pls
I once tried Stalker. Misery I think it was named?
idk never played the vanilla
it was too vague and difficult
so stalker is weird
Uuuuuuf , then change dificulty to newborn :)
people told me I shouldn't play the vanilla games
Why
because they were mega buggy
but vanilla graphics look badddd xddd
Jebaiting this dude real good huh

Anybody have solution? For my bug pls
Gajunas can you? Help bcs ur OLDPIPI
Old master for stalker
I'm on vacation
Nice
No, but I'm on vacation 
any interesting locations or just at home
In Kyiv rn
Boutta deliver Pepsi to Sergiy
I've never been to Ukraine
My 2nd time now, pretty nice
Always wanted to visit myself
I bet he's stalking GSC devs rn
I'm more focused on just Europe/cities this year, Zone probably next year
Me and my gf are planning on going to the Zone next year too!
Gonna take a 3 day tour of the Zone
Make sure to get Covid insurance, that got introduced recently and you can't enter without it
Sometime in september probably
Aye congrats
Seeing how hot it is here in June and July, September is probably one of the better months
@tired anvil What's your country of origin?
hope yall dont get killed by bandits and mutants.
probaly brazil
Lithuania
latvians and dutch people are tall too
I am Dutch
you are probably too tall
Fad raccoon gonna see this :DDD
You know someone who could help me bring an AK to the Zone? 
fad raggoon gonna see dis :DDDDDDDD
Crimson tells me that you guys aren't tall at all
The joke goes that people here are tall because of the constant flooding. Your head would poke out
Yeah, that's what I thought
Even here where I am is too hot rn, about 40°C
is it true that dutch people are tall?
Shadow of Chernobyl > Analmeme

bonk go to horny jail
my 2 colleagues are 2 meters tall. not everyone is tall obviously but there are a lot more tall people in a small radius
Most are. yes
you?
I'm like 6'2
Are Dutch swamp Germans or are the Germans mountain Dutch?
dutch people in stalker when?
really?
cough Freedom cough
I'm 183cm 
What :/
Same for here
Where i have channels pls , techinal help dissapear
Length?
That's good height, I'm 186
Or 188, something like that
169
My gf is that tall 
Gajunas, go to the GSC office and ask for the pre-order date in Western Europe 

But yeah. I'd still like to visit Ukraine someday
@tired anvil You're Lithuanian right?
Yes
@void vortex Want cheap? Come to Bosnia
you are bosnian?
Beware of mines
Pretty sure it is, yea
Insta dead
is there actually anything nice to do over there
Oops
Yea
There is (watch the lakes)

Great I'll be on the lookout for the headline "Lithuanian man gets drunk and enters video game developer's office with an AK and a gas mask"
had a colleague visiting Bosnia
LMAOOO

- The Lithuanian man that goes by the name "Gajunas" has gotten drunk and armed himself, two hours later he entered the office of the famous video game developer GSC Game World. The reason behind this commotion were his demands for a free entrance to Chernobyl and it's surrounding areas.
Man, I got some inspiration now
O h n o
I'd pay to get him out of jail if that was the case
Bus for Chernobyl leaves in 20 mins…
I'd sell my kidney for his freedom
Lmaoo
Dude
United Stalkers
We should organize like the Yanks did in Area 51
they can’t stop us all
and we'd shoo off the military personal
you can just book your holidays for a trip into the zone...
- Armed militias from around the world has declared that the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone is theirs
I’ll bring a sack of rusty bolts
New country - Chernobylia
We could have our own bolt economy
there are multiple tours available but i booked mine at https://www.chernobylwel.com/ 2 years ago.
the two day trip is not cheap but it is well worth it
Heheheheh
our own defence and farms

I heard the word lithuania
Not anymore
We could take on the world with bloodsuckers and controllers
Controller army
Armed with guns
Exactly lol
Zeppelins
The only good thing I've heard about it
Yes
Mayor Sidorovich
like with a net?
There are illegal closing borders so we will arrest them and send em back
I'd take Lukashenko to be my brother any time
I'd rather shoot em but oh well
So we can grow potatoes
Bet them from Brazil
Amen
"Come to brazil, better country than Lithuania"
Are you actual border patrol?
He is a paramilitia (not the illegal ones)
No I will have to go assist them
We were asked to
We leave those immigrants to the hooligans here
Old man
What country?
Also known as the hellhole of the 90's
The countries that could actually use work force
Man these god damn immigrants just use us to pas to Germany and stuff I'd rather just give them a mass grave
90s? It's a hellhole even now lol
Kekw
Napalm
Controlled by 3 presidents? what could go wrong

Do you blame them? If I had nothing I'd go to the place of dreams too
Lmaoooo true
I do blame them

BEb
actual jar head vibes
Not Iran
Dead asf
Truly dead
Why lol
They want easy life without working hard
You know why the country named itself over a religion
Well, next time I see a truck tossing them over the border on the way to Germany I'm hopping in myself
(kekw I don't know much about them)
mfw I’m a stupid American and I couldn’t point out Bosnia on a map 
ahh damn
I could pass as a Serb, Italian, Greek, Turk, Bulgarian, you name it
turk turk
Cockroach vibes
Lmao
Same
America is where all the bombs are
What is a bomb
@broken vortex What countries can you point out in the EU
Bomb is a bomb
France, Germany, UK right?
Da Netherlands (we've had a history of them settling here neutrally alongside the Portugese)
What does the bomb do
xplosion
It's like Chechnya but in Europe
Kekw
bombs are things we drop on brown people’s heads 
Mountainous
What is xplosion
Boom
Chad

raeceest
Think I just witnessed the birth of the South
Too bad he lives on a country that looks like a big continent but flat
Heheheheh
If stalker is Russian fallout does that mean fallout is American stalker? 
Yes
Hunt da weed
Come and get me hoe
@finite dragon 1. plan a flight to Lithuania 2. Kill fat raccoon 3. declare it as a holy day
😰
Heheheheh
He would not have the strength to even come near me
He does
No he doesn't
The Zone. The Zone never changes.
By throwing a sack of rice
lol
Nope
from deez

Kekw
Someone put Vova Vist emoji
His skull is soft and mushy even a single punch will blow his brains like 50 cal

I don't mind him being dead
Die
No
Not u the tarkov guy
Because I live on the outskirts you dumb
Beb
Lol
Dumbass
Dumarse
Dumb ni

Oi! Mate! You got a loicence fo' that artifact?
Russian scamers again
O' yes, I do'
Stalker copied Fortnite
Stalker copied WoW
Don't make me turn into the Doom Slayer
I tear gas masks off snork's faces with my bare hands
You gonna get some rippin' and tearin'
I tear off snork hands and use those to tear off the mask
I pet snorks and give them a nice home
Based
snorks are actually adorable when they do that little tumble roll move
it's pretty easy to maintain a snork as a military man. You just give them the occasional trespasser
Until they go ninja on your a$ yes
OOOO NOOOOO
ya
Damn I forgot Kev is a milit
I found out the hard way smokes can jump like 40 feet up in the air
Nah, he's a western spy
snorks
Batavian spy
my ideals match Freedom better. but I like the military suits a lot
FREE ZONE
That's your ideals?
Aight cool
Military suits?
but military larping is a lot more fun
since loners are dumb
dam right, the hell with those duty bastards
I'd rather not join da Military
I like the idea of not even wanting to be there and going corrupt over time and dropping your 'good believes' for momentary gain in name of survival and selfishness. Freedom is too clean
What "Freedom is too clean"
Haha same
something something bloodsucker
I like it that Freedom is actually based on rebel and Ukraine nationalist culture
Unlike Duty who still is full ruskie mode
Monolit?
Sounds like urban camo
And also big stone that left them
dooty boys have thicc ruski skull
u cant kill them
Duty is don't question it and kill it. tunnel vision whilst Freedom by their NATO gun use and western camo tries to differ from that view point all together
monolith are misunderstood
NATO gun?
Yea they look cool
Calibre is shid
Well they do use NATO weapons
Freedom use both Nato and warsaw weapons
It's true tho
there higher rankings don't
freedom need some 12.7 to penetrate the skull of a duty member
I need techincalcagain link pls
Freedom is nationalist culture?\
Technical
yes
I only use sawd off shotgun and makarov like true stalker
Well I might as well make my own faction
they have the Ukrainian flag on their patch
Contain it
Freedom is a heavy counter to Duty's destruction
swamp bois
At least they can fight unlike the Eggheads
Duty's actions are great. their cause is rather unrealistic. Freedom wants to understand and benefit
True stalkers carry only ammo and wait for the one with the gun to die

Duty's unwillingness to understand and be in that USSR mindset will be the end of them
Well isn't the Zone created by some USSR scientists?
i mean u never know which faction is right tbh
what has that to do with this @finite dragon
they all wrong KEK
))
Ayyy'
Freedom also might be a ploy by the western countries to keep the favour on their side
😳
Weed is supplied
Freedom secks bloodsook ? 😳
That’s why I like scientists, they are just a sitting in a bunker popping pills and listening to hard bass all day
Alright I'll stop with the ganja (also a city)




