⭐┃nospoilers_general

[empty gorge]

yeah no pretty sure there is an 8x cus i was laughing my ass off using it for 100m render

one moment im scouting an open field and suddenly i see them plop in my scope like some sniper skit video

[nocturne edge]

oh they see it alright, they know what the community says.

[empty gorge]

i just wonder what sauce gsc is cooking to make anything immersive with 100m render that causes ai to spawn in middle of a field in front of your face

[lament crypt]

That 100m render distance is a sad excuse to deliberately promise you A-Life 2.0 literally 2.0

[empty gorge]

except trilogy games had it at 150m default

[lament crypt]

Trilogy had no problem with distance render thats why there's this thing called binoculars

[nocturne edge]

Isn't there a new mod that drastically increases the spawn radius? pretty sure i saw it like yesterday when i checked if there was any new mod released that fixes the abysmal ragdoll physics

[empty gorge]

hahahahhaa nah

well spawn distances of scenarios maybe? but do you mean like the player bubble?

[nocturne edge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stalker2heartofchornobyl/mods/1122 take a look at this, i read through the descryption quite quick so im not sure

[thick zodiac]

guys, let us all go outside, weather in Germany is so nice

[empty gorge]

ohh yeah wools alife mod, thats distance but it doesnt matter all that much imo if you are still capped at 100m render

[nocturne edge]

it looks like Medieval Autumn here in Poland, and i live like 15 km from German border, you guys are stealing nice weather from us confirmed

[thick zodiac]

I lived in Cottbus, do u know this place? Very close to Poland

[nocturne edge]

bro i have a work jacket with your city's name on it. I'm repping the set

[thick zodiac]

well, the plot twist is I am not German and I don't live in Cottbus anymore 😐

[nocturne edge]

if you know Goerlitz, i live right below it

[thick zodiac]

I love how this city is pronounced "giiiirlitss"

[zinc apex]

Nah it's not 🤣

[nocturne edge]

yeah lol, what's your nationality

[hot canopy]

It's gonna be 70F and sunny here in Wisconsin today. Can't wait! My dog is gonna love it

[thick zodiac]

you know I have a something weird to share, I always had bad experience with Polish people they were kinda xenophobic, but recently I have met 2 new Polish friends

[thick zodiac]

shhhhhhhhh. u can pronounce it so and people will undersand, this is important

[sly matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-orange-cat-cat-falling-asleep-sleepy-cat-cat-sleepy-gif-16787743594167330608

[thick zodiac]

sorry, don't speak freedom units, is it more like warmth of a monkey butt or a boiled egg?

[nocturne edge]

Few things to note, a lot of Poles living close to border see Germans as those outfashioned snobs
Poles are pretty grumpy and judgy-looking by nature
Yes there's a lot of bad uneducated apples this side of the river

[empty gorge]

[hot canopy]

21C

[nocturne edge]

man i envy you so much, This month teased us with a week of 18-20C and it's back to 0-5 now 😮

[thick zodiac]

you know I am just generally not patient by nature. A guy mocked me 4 times by calling Borat I turned mean to him.
So it is a "me" issue

[nocturne edge]

Oh then you came across what is known as idiot

[zinc apex]

🇮🇩

[nocturne edge]

blasphemy

[thick zodiac]

yes!

[nocturne edge]

where do you originally come from

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

Peak cat ngl

[celest blaze]

fr

[vale quartz]

someone knows if the stalker board game will be avaible to buy now that the pledge has ended?

[thick zodiac]

I thought you caught the clue: Borat as in American comedy (Kazakhstan)

[nocturne edge]

yeah i just assumed that somewhere east from us lol

[lofty helm]

[proven dagger]

[nocturne edge]

i just checked your messages out of curiosuty cuz it's the sedcond time i see you post an emoji without any elaboration and damn that's some serious determination

[celest blaze]

[lofty helm]

Ill keep posting until patch drops

[dim topaz]

ah nuuu requires no further elaboration

[proven dagger]

[nocturne edge]

i wish you guys that you won't have to post it for too long

[celest blaze]

based for this commitment

[dim topaz]

I hope someone makes an anime girl bandit mod and replaces ah nuuu with anooo

[nocturne edge]

Namaikina burīkī iv damuke

[celest blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-sad-cat-snaugz-gif-25724376

[dim topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-breakfast-butter-yaranaika-weird-gif-9841011

[celest blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417492765124067339/1341756159094296647/1739800952540665.gif

[thick zodiac]

because of my obvious name?

[drowsy blade]

Brother’s got the same name as me

[nocturne edge]

and because of Borat, but i also thought whoever the idiot was also just assumed

[dim topaz]

woah whoo wee whoa wow

[drowsy blade]

Oh but from Kazakhstan

insert obligatory ‘Kazakhstan threatens us with bombardment’.mp4’ meme

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[empty gorge]

[finite dragon]

[drifting island]

anyone else play in Ukrainian, despite not understanding it? The voice acting feels so much better there imo.

[thick zodiac]

is it true that if you play this game in russia u go to prison?

[hot canopy]

I hope they give us DLSS 4 with this patch.

[high dune]

Yeah, I don't really know why everybody praise English voiceover, while Ukrainian is a pure diamond

[celest blaze]

most likely tbh anything pro ukraine in that country will get you in a gulag or forced into a pointless meat wave assault lol

[drowsy blade]

It’s been officially banned, but Russians have found ways to get around those bans for years

[thick zodiac]

oh wow, thanks for the info let's change the topic to something more pleasant, I wish the patch would fix my sound disappearing randomly

[drowsy blade]

It’s one of those laws they do for “patriotism” but can’t really enforce unless the Militsiya break down your door in the middle of playing the game

Hell Russians have streamed the game for the Gods’ sake

[high dune]

My game still make sounds from x3 oasis despite I'm above point of no return now, lol

[azure dock]

Patch due today?

[mild palm]

Yes. @vale quartz confirmed it

[vale quartz]

🐿️ drops today

[azure dock]

I hope you're not pulling my leg!

[celest goblet]

Patch is due When It's Ready

[dire dagger]

Yah me wife is 9 months pregnant with the patch

[drowsy blade]

Is that why you need Mol1t for marriage counseling

[dire dagger]

Yes

[mild palm]

Everyone accepts that, it’s just that it has to be ready now.

[nocturne edge]

TM

[mild palm]

Ok hear me out though: the game has showstoppers aplenty since its release. And that’s beside all the other stuff that’s missing etc.

How about we get a patch not when “it’s ready” but like today?

[nocturne edge]

i mean, not giving the devs enough time is what got them into this mess

[empty gorge]

what if it isnt ready today

[granite mortar]

Ive seen Ukrainians say the same thing
About English VA...

[empty gorge]

i actually like scars english va more than the ukrainian one

ukrainian one ngl sounds like a delulu chainsmoker thats always on some substance

which fits the character i guess? since everyone finds him to be a schizo? see meme gif

[nocturne edge]

i remember english skif giving me little V vibes

[mild palm]

Time is only a factor to an extent. A game delayed is not necessarily better. In my opinion we should be getting monthly updates.

[mild palm]

The YT musician?

[nocturne edge]

no, male V from Cyberpunk

[vale quartz]

so close no matter how far
the patch could be from the heart

[celest goblet]

So far we have largely been getting monthly updates. January is the exception but it came after the holidays so

[sly viper]

[nocturne edge]

is there anything significant in this upcoming patch apart from the squirrels?

[mild palm]

Point taken.

[thick zodiac]

After the war I hope there will be Russian VA :0

[weary token]

they told it will have some quality of life changes. For example endgame items will be moved to before Point of no return

[drowsy blade]

it will also fix a bunch of the bugs that locked people out of certain endings

[vale quartz]

no, it's squirrels mate. It' all about squirrel

[sly viper]

no we need MIXED localization first before anything

[weary token]

also mutants hunting will be more rewarding (didnt mention about mutant loots though)

[nocturne edge]

all of that is pretty uninteresting imo

[sly viper]

first they gotta feed us nostalgic fans then we can talk interesting

[drowsy blade]

This I’m interested in what they mean

Right now fighting mutants is just not worth it

[nocturne edge]

cant they just feed nostalgic fans in an interesting way? 👀

[empty gorge]

they mean movement, navmesh pathfinding and less downtime between navigating nav points

[drowsy blade]

They gotta fix the game before they can feed nostalgic fans tbh

[nocturne edge]

yeah but...there's no end... in sight

[sly viper]

alife fixing is feeding the nostalgic fans, part of it at least

[mystic sigil]

we need gta 6 guys

[nocturne edge]

oh yeah that's trueee like most of the nostalgia at least personally comes from how living the zone used to be

[sly viper]

alife, mixed language, binos, nvgs

[drowsy blade]

full A-Life in the game’s current state would make it even more unplayable with the current optimization

[sly viper]

what memes am i going to have with "i got a suprize for yaaaaaa!" for every 5 nades they throw at me

[nocturne edge]

that makes you realize how far from fully implemented A-life we are lol

[weary token]

exactly! its more like a "burden"

[drowsy blade]

Yes but I’d rather they fix the game first and then add A-Life rather than pushing it out too early and breaking everyone’s game

[empty gorge]

weve managed 500 npc's in render without any issues, its when you start spreading them out across a long radius will it be noticable for some reason but yeah about 500 give or take in render was max before we aborted

[nocturne edge]

i guess i'm gonna come back in few months to check up on things

and i expect to get the same answers i got today lmao

[lofty helm]

[night crest]

i will make it a point to remember you and give you the same answers

[nocturne edge]

it's true when they say that real Stalker 2 is friends we made along the way...

[latent kite]

There was "no end in sight" for 2077 either at first

[celest blaze]

The real stalker 2 is gamma...

Millions must gamma..

[latent kite]

I'd rather stick pins in my japs eye

[celest blaze]

Same haha

I wanna believe stalker 2 will have a 2077 rebound as it's great now

[latent kite]

Just revisited to finally do PL the other week

Phenomenal

[empty gorge]

except now is nothing they advertised...

[drowsy blade]

NO WE LOST ANOTHER ONE

[celest blaze]

Naw I hate most western mods tbh

Story and soups..

[empty gorge]

real chads play with filipino and indonesian stalker trilogy mods

[celest blaze]

Based as hell

[drowsy blade]

tbh 2077 didn’t exactly deliver what it promised either at launch, now it absolutely does

I remember my friends not touching that game for months before it got fixed

[empty gorge]

no it doesnt haha go see the footage of night city live before release and the things they did like removing descriptions before release and altering them

[drowsy blade]

Well I’d argue that now with the DLC it gets closer to it

[empty gorge]

that is true but it still isnt 100% what it promised to be before release

[drowsy blade]

That’s fair

[celest blaze]

I'm excited for 2077 sequel however it's now on ue5....

[latent kite]

Hot take witcher 3 wasn't as great as people make out

Roll roll slash roll roll

11/10 combat

[celest blaze]

Bro I wish we got peak radiant ai in oblivion.. we got a neutered version

[empty gorge]

logic take: it came out during the times ubisoft was rehashing most of their core game designs across several ip's and the fact open world games with that scale and depth where not seen for a while especially from a more indie studio

[drowsy blade]

“Have you heard of the High Elves?”

[latent kite]

I thought it was shit tbh

[celest blaze]

It was too unpredictable they had to nerf it

[latent kite]

I do like the books

Games are shit though

[celest goblet]

Witcher 3 had pretty amazing stories but yeah I found the combat bland

[celest blaze]

Oops disregard

Thought we were talking about oblivion still lol

[mild palm]

I am about to get rowdy up in this ish. WHATCHUSAY?!?!

[latent kite]

Straight to the bin

[mild palm]

You’ve made an enemy for life

[celest blaze]

Ngl I bought the Witcher trilogy but haven't played any of the games yet

[mild palm]

Curved swords

[latent kite]

They're very underwhelming

[nocturne edge]

if you played witcher purely for combat i dont see how you can enjoy any rpg game lol

[night crest]

id argue stalker 2 is more shallow at its core than 2077

[celest blaze]

It is all the stalker games are

[latent kite]

Where did i say I played it just for combat?

[mild palm]

Stop that!!!!

[celest blaze]

2077 is a different genre

[latent kite]

The story was also shit

[drowsy blade]

the soundtrack was great

[nocturne edge]

thats a no brainer, cp2077 is pretty good game with deep mechanics

[night crest]

literally elden ring combat

also, if you play witcher 3 for combat youre playing it wrong

witcher is mainly a story game

and witcher 3 is so great because its full of great writing and stories and also a beautiful end to a trilogy of games and 8 books 💀

[latent kite]

I wouldn't say great writing

It was ok

[empty gorge]

bro wtf

[unreal raptor]

really like the witcher games but took me a while to get out geralt the unlikable tit

[celest blaze]

Stalker is a scifi horror fps and 2077 is rpg

[mild palm]

Somebody please stop trksthtmn

[night crest]

id disagree, especially SoC had more soul than HoC

[latent kite]

Calling witcher trash is more controversial than bringing up politics

[celest blaze]

Speaking of politics

Clear sky >

[empty gorge]

PEAK SKYYY UURRAHHHHH

[unreal raptor]

if i was being honest — the metro games are the closet we have to a true stalker sequel post trilogy.

[latent kite]

Outer worlds was shit as well

But that we can agree on

[celest blaze]

New vegas aswell tbh

[unreal raptor]

we have found our commonplace it seems

[latent kite]

Obsidian forever riding on the success of new vegas which we only consider a good game because it's the best of the 3D fallouts

[celest blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

3 is awesome imo I do agree the baby and kid phase is not good after doing it for the first time but it's a fun game

[night crest]

not really, fundementally different games

[latent kite]

Best part of NV was the dlcs

[celest blaze]

Dlcs were cool

[night crest]

3 is ass youre tweaking bro

[latent kite]

Old world blues was good shit

[celest blaze]

Awful take

You're *

[latent kite]

Liam Neeson >

[night crest]

kinda? not really? all game studios do it tbh

not to mention obisidan released PoE1, PoE2, pentiment, grounded etc. which are all very great games

[unreal raptor]

story yeah — but the feel, tension and atmosphere. Not to mention the first two looking better than Stalker 2 does right now, amazing.

The open world metro was ass imo, lost all the tension of the previous.

[celest blaze]

3 > 4 > 76 > nv Ong

[latent kite]

[drowsy blade]

I lobe clear sky

[latent kite]

Grounded was not a great game

[night crest]

i wasnt even talking about the story

they have fundementally different gameplay and focus

and they in fact do not look better than S2 unless you have a potato pc or console

[night crest]

you love being a contrarian i get it

[latent kite]

I love good games

[unreal raptor]

Stalker 2 has had one of the most obvious visual downgrades since trailers, so much of the game looks like you are playing with LOD models. Decent pc too.

[latent kite]

You've yet to name one that I would consider great and not just good or ok

[celest blaze]

Ngl I wish we still had pip scopes

[sly viper]

[celest blaze]

I remember that trailer..

[night crest]

oh yeah absolutely

but saying Metro 2033 looks better is a stretch

[night crest]

esp if youre talking about the OG and not redux

[sly viper]

wait till we get 2026 ultimate 4k quality mod tha nobody can run and zone will become real-life

[nocturne edge]

unpopular opinion but i dislike all souls games

[unreal raptor]

Talking ofc of the redux. The fidelty of the visuals is so much sharper, Stalker 2 reminds me of GTA4 with that mucky fiter over it.

[night crest]

reasonable opinion tbh

[celest blaze]

Fair opinion imo

[latent kite]

The only one I really fucked with was Sekiro

[nocturne edge]

on the other hand if they polish dragons dogma 2 a bit mire and made mire content it would be a personal goty

[latent kite]

Similarly elden ring was some ass

I really tried to like it

It was very bland

And that's coming from someone who's good at souls like combat

It just wasn't great

[unreal raptor]

Elden Ring is the game carrying me through at mo whilst this game whittles away. Enjoying the heck out of it, after getting over the fact it's 'open-world' which i didn't like at first.

[latent kite]

Yeah I wasn't huge on that either

I wanted to like it but after so long it just felt like I was playing for the sake of getting my moneys worth

[lofty helm]

[latent kite]

And I was mad hyped for it too

Seems to be a common thing with more recent releases though, playing to get your moneys worth

[potent mica]

@spartan_mozi lies of p was good

[unreal raptor]

i need to give lies of p a go — something about it is putting me off. Maybe it looks a little twee j-pop persona vibes?

[latent kite]

Funnily enough one of the next releases I'm actually hyped for and 100% know I will enjoy is MGS Snake Eater/Delta/Remake

[calm bough]

sqwiwells patch today?

[latent kite]

And I detest remakes with few exceptions

One of those exceptions being RE4 and another being Dead Space

[unreal raptor]

I'd say no, but could be wrong.

[night crest]

LoP is good and easily the best non fromsoft soulslike

arguably better than some fromsoft games either

[latent kite]

KCD2 I'm waiting for a sale but no doubt that'll be a blast

[thick zodiac]

mixed with who

[sly viper]

English with Ukrainian dialogue in the background for starters

Unless you are talking to an npc you should hear non English. Like the trilogy ofc

[zinc apex]

Salam aleikum. Patch today or nah?

[sly viper]

[vale quartz]

I COMMAND THEE DROP DA PATCH!

[gritty orchid]

No patch today

[nocturne edge]

well see how MGS remake turns out

[mild palm]

Don’t say that

[indigo marsh]

The patch is coming next ||Deez Mama's beads ||

[zinc apex]

Does he know?

[feral totem]

Is the patch dropping today?

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[mild palm]

The patch will only drop today if we all spam “Mol1t” in chat

[nocturne edge]

actually have you guys said thank you even once for a patch? maybe thats why they dont release it you ungrateful bastards

[vale quartz]

drop da patch or I'll make a dead air inspired s2 mod

[nocturne edge]

hiw about spam "thank you Mol1t"

[dire dagger]

We love you mol1t

Try that

[zinc apex]

Mol1t for CEO!

[mild palm]

Mol1t has been taking advantage of US

[dire dagger]

See no

You guys are all off script

[little saddle]

With all the updates since release, is AI in a good place now?

[night crest]

no

[nocturne edge]

those are not magic words!

[zinc apex]

Come back next year

[little saddle]

damn 😦

[nocturne edge]

come back in a year 2028*

[mild palm]

Mol1t has been summoned?!?!

[nocturne edge]

i saw mol1t typing

[zinc apex]

[nocturne edge]

MaYBe hes writing an announcement but started in a wrong channel

[mild palm]

Oh God, more discounts

[prisma cargo]

Spring Sale Marketing Squirrels When?!!

[zinc apex]

ANNOUNCING:
Cancellation of Stalger 2 - good luck to you guys

[mild palm]

We almost had Mol1t. You guys just won’t listen and spam 😦

[nocturne edge]

yeah youre supposed to recite the incantation

[prisma cargo]

There was a log in a bog and tree the bog and squirrel in the tree.... coughh ghhmmm there are no squirrels in this song

[unreal raptor]

Squirrel Plushies are ready guys! 🐿️

[zinc apex]

Oh yes!

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[zinc apex]

Squirrel

[nocturne edge]

aight femboys, im out, be seeing you around few months

[vale quartz]

Patch. Drop. Today.

[rapid warren]

Yes

[unreal raptor]

You have interpreted 'week' all wrong @vale quartz

[viral apex]

As a atomic heart player
I can certainly confirm yall people are right about You Say about that Game

[hot canopy]

Thats the game with the horny fridge.

[zinc apex]

Atomic Heart suxx big time

[daring storm]

Just for saying that the patch has now been delayed till next month.

[feral totem]

Hope they have some performance improvements this patch (pure copium)

[slow sand]

Mol1t our savior, release the Kraken.

[unreal raptor]

if this minor patch (and squirrels it seems) is such a problem — i have no idea about how long the bigger problems will take to correct in this game.

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[viral apex]

The game were You dislike the MC
But You can be fair with him because You don't know what is going on every time

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[finite dragon]

waow i cant believe they canceled stalgor two,, .,,

[sly viper]

[zinc apex]

Development is finished

[mild palm]

Bro, we’ve got like half an hour to go and I’m the only one summoming mol1t

[hot canopy]

Summoning him to do what? Surely a discord community manager does not have the power to release the patch at will.

[prisma cargo]

Nah can't do that needs squirrel for Spring Sale marketing!!!

[unreal raptor]

can we summon an alt reality where the game released in a great state

[slow sand]

we still have an hour or an hour and a half.

[prisma cargo]

No sorry world is in dark timeline

Need to step through a Stargate or fly through a wormhole during a super nova or something crazy like that.

[slow sand]

Hopefully Mol1t is typing the patch notes right now.

[empty gorge]

really tho? an update on a friday before weekend?

[zinc apex]

the team is preparing to go into the weekend

[coarse sparrow]

where patchie?

[empty gorge]

next week

[sly viper]

[prisma cargo]

Hammy the squirrel wants da cookie!

[zinc apex]

Any timetraveler around to tell if the patch is worth waiting for?

[prisma cargo]

I'll tell you tomorrow

[zinc apex]

🫃

[unreal raptor]

I'm back — sweet lord that is rough on your organs — no, no it's not worth the wait.

[rapid warren]

Mol1t please bless us🙏

[empty gorge]

in b4 the patch is called 1.2.2

[high dune]

Patch ples, my disk is hard

[vale quartz]

patch is out, shut down steam, format disk drive and start again to begin download

[mild palm]

I don’t appreciate this attitude

[prisma cargo]

Sure it won't be 1.2.S for squirrel?

[hot canopy]

I don't appreciate your entitlement, sir.

[mild palm]

Look, if you want the damn patch, you gotta put some effort into it. Now help me summon Mol1t or stand aside!

[empty gorge]

oh fork isnt april fools soon? imagine they do a massive troll announcement

[static compass]

[empty gorge]

this little manouvre is going to cost us all goodwill ievgen

[prisma cargo]

We've now added garden gnomes and rainbows. Emissions has been replaced with Sunshine and Unicorns!

[rapid warren]

They already trolled us enough with these annoucments (board game looks fire tho)

[empty gorge]

dlc 1 changed to The Zoo, added a dozen new animals to the zo(n)e

[empty gorge]

new free quest: chase the rainbow, you unlock alife 2.0 at the end

[rapid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[rapid warren]

Molt REALSE THE SQUIRELLS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

And gib clear sky back

[sharp minnow]

🐿️

[mild palm]

You guys probably don’t realise but Mol1t almost typed something here earlier

[prisma cargo]

As long as it includes a sarcastic moose named Bullwinkle and flying squirrel I'm onboard.

[tiny token]

meow

[mild palm]

Also note the absence of red posters

Something may very well be going down

[prisma cargo]

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-yummy-eating-nut-peanut-gif-16997475277966055265

[prisma cargo]

Spring Sale Promotion Material!!!!

[sharp minnow]

How funny would it be if the patch was 1.2.2 and they only added a squirrel🐿️

[prisma cargo]

Fall Sale will include Trash Panda

Winter sale beavers! Maybe roadmap

[hazy jewel]

Hardware ray tracing

[rapid warren]

Peak

[analog light]

Honestly I’d be fine with it. It would resolve the largest issue most players have with the game. The complete lack of any squirrel content is pretty immersion breaking.

[thick wolf]

3 mins?

[zinc apex]

update out. Restart windows and house power supply

[coarse sparrow]

MAJOR patchie

btw UPDATE is out, ALife 2.0 and other stuff IS now working

[dire dagger]

Gaslighting 100

[zinc apex]

ARGH-life

[dire dagger]

Goon life

[mild palm]

Can we start to panic? Like … no patch this week either?!

[dire dagger]

Your free to panic when ever you want

[thick wolf]

I'm gonna have a panic by the roadside

[mild palm]

@vale quartz talk to me, son. What’s happening?!

[celest goblet]

Panic is free

[dire dagger]

Panic panic

The world is ending

Fire is raining down from the sky

[vale quartz]

I am afraid that... patch... drops... tomorrow...

[mild palm]

Nnnooooooooooooooooooooo

[zinc apex]

today i went to the shop and bought some cool pirate patches to put on my trousers

[mild palm]

You got pirate patches in a garage?

[paper brook]

No patch today ? :(((

[zinc apex]

welcome to the blue man group

[mild palm]

I hate it here. Give me back my freedom!!

[thick wolf]

New coping metric: mol1t is still online

[dire dagger]

Emergency

[drowsy blade]

the Emergencig

[analog light]

I believe they are waiting until the end of the work week Hawaii time. Too many employers were complaining to them that their employees were unproductive when the last patch dropped.

[prisma goblet]

Patch is there. (I'm lying 🚬 )

[sharp minnow]

[thick wolf]

Nicotine patch, anyone?

[worldly topaz]

Hi @glossy blade , just wanted you to know you are the best community manager. I have also been wondering when patch? I know you care a lot about community

[zinc apex]

It's over for you bruvva

[thick wolf]

See ya

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[prisma goblet]

You can be banned for pinging a community manager?

[empty gorge]

BRATAN VERE IS PATCH REEEEEEEEEE

[celest blaze]

Don't ping for shit like that

[analog light]

Some might call it spam, some might call it a legitimate question. The community wants to know. It was suggested that the patch would be released today. And we haven’t seen anything yet.

[zinc apex]

It's against the rules so yea, I guess

[prisma goblet]

Weird. that's like the job of a community manager lol

[zinc apex]

Nah they don't talk to us. We must accept our place

[azure dock]

Where patch? 🦧

[celest blaze]

Community managers reach out to us

[analog light]

I’d be inclined to agree.

[hazy jewel]

I’d have to disagree

[zinc apex]

Most interactive cm is probably super prophet on reddit

[rapid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/nom-eat-eating-snack-popcorn-gif-17130656807028417887

[gritty pine]

Epic embed failure

[celest blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1195534644079251486/trevor.gif

[mild palm]

That dude vanished from Steam on release day

[analog light]

What’s the deal with them not releasing a future project timeline yet? For real though. Having worked in project management that’s like the world’s largest red flag.

[rapid warren]

Idk whats wrong with this, one time it works other time it doesnt

[hazy jewel]

It’s not ready yet

[mild palm]

That’s a non-answer

[gritty pine]

Stalker 3 : the slop tree
Stalker 4 : the restless boar
Stalker : origins

[hazy jewel]

It’s the truth ?

[analog light]

Yeah but dude that should be the kind of thing that should have been ready before the game even launched it’s like a basic business plan.

[empty gorge]

its a slow cook fam

[mild palm]

Gonna have to side with mr. Hammer on this one

[analog light]

That’s how you make game development take like 10 years

[sharp minnow]

Clear Sky : Heart of Bloodsuckers

[zinc apex]

Business plan was to get as much fast money possible

[hazy jewel]

They haven’t even finished fixing the game yet how would they make a time line if whats coming next if they can’t even fully work on that

[prisma cargo]

🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Everything is fine🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[azure dock]

There's a noticeable lack of transparency, no matter how you look at it. I'm not eager for the roadmap, as I suspect many of the requested features will still be a long way off.

[prisma cargo]

🐿️ We get squirrel for spring sale marketing!!

[hazy jewel]

Best they could probably do is just put what’s coming next and just dont include a date

[rapid warren]

i agree, or some very very loose dates perhaps

[dim topaz]

Do you guys have to be told every day by someone that they are "working on it" to calm down?
It's only been 3 months since release, come back in like 2 years

[azure dock]

I doubt that will carry much weight with fans.

[rapid warren]

yea but its probably the safest way to do it

[hazy jewel]

Then just don’t release the road map at all

[azure dock]

The fact that you expect players who have purchased the game to wait two years for it to be fully realized speaks volumes.

[celest blaze]

Who said 2 years

[hazy jewel]

Better to not say any dates then to get the dates you said wrong

[dim topaz]

I have waited 14 years bro
Whats 2 more

[celest blaze]

Patience is a virtue ong

I'm having fun playing other games while I wait

[hazy jewel]

Most people have the attention span of a fish so what do you expect

[dim topaz]

Just because you have someone here saying yes we messed up, yes working on it won't speed it up is my point

[zinc apex]

Playing Indiana Jones currently and it's liiiittt

[celest blaze]

I gotta try that

[azure dock]

I've been beyond patient. I've waited for Stalker 2 since its original announcement in 2010, only to see it cancelled and revived. I just want the game that was promised in the years leading up to its release, not the hollow shell that persists even after extensive bug fixes.

[rapid warren]

thats true, we can only wait but damn I'm just so excited to come back to the zone

[hazy jewel]

70$ by the way

[thick wolf]

Or game pass

[rapid warren]

I'm finishing kcd 1 tonight its amazing

[analog light]

I’m not expecting a polished game day one. But it would be nice to be able to get more than 5 missions in before I can’t progress.

[clear raft]

No Patch Friday ™️

[zinc apex]

And then hop on KCD2

[paper brook]

No patch this week
Probably delayed

[rapid warren]

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY

[hazy jewel]

Kcd2 is so damn buggy I would wait a bit

[dim topaz]

Literally nobody is happy about its current state
But spamming about here is not going to fix it faster

[paper brook]

Kcd 2 is buggy ? Playing on ps5 pro 60 hours in and it’s perfect

[zinc apex]

Not had a single bug in 100h

[rapid warren]

You're typing this on stalker discord of all places

[nocturne monolith]

Basically 4 months. Not 3

[prisma cargo]

Squirrel saw it shadow and went back to bed. Will release after 6 more weeks... Too late for Spring Sale marketing 😦

[dim topaz]

Bruh

[celest blaze]

Same I've been waiting since Nov 24 trying to remain optimistic

[clear raft]

6 gorillion sold copies ™️

[hazy jewel]

I’ve gotten into 2 different death loop glitches and can’t even play either of my saves now because of it and on top of that when ever the game crashes it blue screens my whole computer there are multiple people reporting these bugs

[nocturne monolith]

25% margin of error is pretty big miss tbh

[dim topaz]

Compared to the 2 years i told him to wait?

[azure dock]

Let's not pretend they didn't deliberately conceal the game's true state before launch or only showcase carefully curated footage to obscure its condition. There's simply no justification.

[rapid warren]

I think I'll save it for later, rather than that ill catch up with invincible and try out T-100 in mk1 next tuesday

[nocturne monolith]

Pre launch delay’s v.s delay’s after launch where a product has been paid for, and promises made,

Is different

[hazy jewel]

Even in early access you still have to pay wdym

[zinc apex]

Finally some action in this dc again

[dim topaz]

Whats the difference
Nobody guarantees ea to be fixed either

[nocturne monolith]

sorry correction

*pre launch, not early access

[clear raft]

Pretty sure Microshit's CEO told them to put it out before Christmas or he was going to tell the shareholders about how GSC stole all their funding.

[hazy jewel]

They should’ve partnered with Sony instead

[analog light]

What are you playing on?

[azure dock]

GSC has already stated that Microsoft did not pressure them to launch the game.

[dim topaz]

Fuk no

[rapid warren]

ngl 1.1 patch was huge improvment, and I do really like reading the patch notes even, if these are bugs I have never encountered. I believe in this game, core aspects of true Stalker are there it just needs quite a lot of work to be fully complete

[mild palm]

Does Mol1t hate us?

[zinc apex]

PC

[nocturne monolith]

I figured this is what happened, but after 2 years of development when the game only needed 8 months of work, I thought the optimization would be better

Missing features I already accepted tho

[clear raft]

You literally can't trust anything anyone says under Microsoft's umbrella.

[hazy jewel]

Almost every single player Sony game is very highly rated what do you mean ?

[nocturne monolith]

Coming to PC in 2030

[dim topaz]

It's not even been a day or two since you told someone here you'd chill out about spamming Mol1t ...

[thick wolf]

It wasn't a direct tag

[mild palm]

Never have I said that

[hazy jewel]

Not all games have exclusivity deals + they shortened it to 1.5 years and the last game was only exclusive for 4 months

[analog light]

Damn feels bad man, I’m on GeForce now because my gaming PC just died. I have had two quests in a row require patches to continue. I’m stuck waiting for a no show NPC on return to slagheap

[sand fiber]

1.5 years??? fuсkkkkk we're not getting death stranding 2 any time soon 😭😭

[azure dock]

Given their extenuating circumstances, Microsoft made ample accommodations.

[fallow garden]

zdalger update ven?

[hazy jewel]

The cfo behind death stranding said it was only a 6 month deal

[sand fiber]

stalker woke update

[dim topaz]

Sony is just like any other corpo, they would still want returns on investment after a while. Microsoft already gave stalker 2 multiple delays too
Plus I hate them for hoarding Bloodborne and Demon souls

[sand fiber]

Plus I hate them for hoarding Bloodborne and Demon souls
so true bestie

[celest goblet]

GSC is not under their umbrella

[hazy jewel]

They don’t care about those 2 they might aswell be non existent to them either way there are already ports of those 2 games

[dim topaz]

And then they DMCA the emulator because they are the good guys and innocent and being ripped off yknow 🙂

Thank god they were saved from the damages from all those people who literally won't buy their game anyway

[nocturne monolith]

I think its more accurate to say Xbox gave them the delay’s

Cause Microsoft kinda doesnt care about xbox much, it was always treated like a side project

[dim topaz]

Xbox is... Microsoft

[sand fiber]

console corpos are so bad i swear, somehow worse than most of the gamedev companies, and that's already a LOW bar

[thick zodiac]

Oooff! 1.3 is fire, they finally fixed Lumen and added A-Life!

[dim topaz]

(Hot take coming)
With Nintendo proudly leading the shitwagon

[nocturne monolith]

Yes, but youre missing the nuance 🤦‍♂️

Xbox is a subsidiary of Microsoft.

Microsoft as a company does not get involved or invests much in XBOX

Like i said, it was always treated as a side project of sorts

[zinc apex]

Welcome to the blue man group

[mystic sigil]

how did you read the patch notes that fast? its only been 2 minutes

[thick wolf]

Someone post the gif of Tobias painted blue saying "I feel like a f*king idiot"

[nocturne monolith]

To thus day microsoft has not published profitability data on Xbox, as far as I can recall

[thick zodiac]

people spamming about the patch? Heerroo!😳

[dim topaz]

Brother what are you talking about Microsoft is literally making Xbox, Xbox is not a company

[sand fiber]

i hate IP laws so fuсking much i can't

[thick zodiac]

hahaha made my double take

[sand fiber]

already bad in the west due to disney and shit, but somehow even worse in japan

[nocturne monolith]

Xbox is a division within Microsoft

But Xbox makes its own decisions within its own division

Very little of it is done by Microsoft external divisions themselves

[mystic sigil]

damn you guys work for xbox? can you tell them to update the game

[dim topaz]

PLEASE step away from the cooker

[thick zodiac]

can you add me as a stalker? Or I guess I was already added Lexa the shitster

[thick wolf]

Yeah I'll ask when Phil Spencer gets back from the bloodletting of recently laid off devs

[azure dock]

Gaming has surpassed Windows as Microsoft's third-largest business.

[nocturne monolith]

Microsoft gaming(Xbox)
Is the subsidiary under Microsoft

Phil Spencer is literally a CEO. But he is not the CEO of Microsoft

[azure dock]

He is the CEO of Microsoft Gaming, iirc.

[sand fiber]

we need to kill phil spencer

[mystic sigil]

you might be a criminal

[nocturne monolith]

Yes, but if you see their revenue, it only makes up a fraction compared to server and office services

[sand fiber]

so was luigi mangione 🙏🙏

[mystic sigil]

lock this guy up😭

[sand fiber]

gorl 😔

[rapid warren]

what are you talking about, he was with me chilling in great swamps when all the commotion happend

[dim topaz]

You are saying this like the Xbox division actually makes any financial decisions (which they don't)
They are literally just responsinle for the Xbox console and related gaming stuff
Microsoft makes every single funding decision
Such as partnering with Stalker 2

[nocturne monolith]

Lmfao, then what is Phil Spencers job?

[mild palm]

Mol1t

[zinc apex]

A real.... erm... girll? Lieke Gamer...girl? 😵‍💫

[azure dock]

Gaming has more growth potential, which is why it's the largest sector of the entertainment industry. Microsoft isn't slowing down on Xbox.

[nocturne monolith]

Obviously Microsoft has the ultimate funding decision, I literally said that. But the decions to buy and requests come from Microsoft gaming themselves

[nocturne monolith]

I never said it was slowing down

[finite dragon]

yall still talking about this 😂

[mystic sigil]

3 microsoft employees in stalker chat is wild

[hazy jewel]

I’m also female …

[rapid warren]

😝

[dim topaz]

Close, I work at a Microsoft partner

[thick wolf]

We're mad there's no patch yet,and have determined Microsoft and Phil Spencer are to blame

[sand fiber]

we'll have to kill you during the revolution 😔😔

[hazy jewel]

That’s why Sony is much better they are way easier to work with

[rapid warren]

thats okay brudda, we're both cursed by the embed gods

[dim topaz]

I'm at the bottom bich department man, i'm not the rich we'll be eating

[empty gorge]

accurate. i concur

[latent kite]

Just another cog in the machine

[dim topaz]

Konkord lol

[hazy jewel]

The last of us part 1 lol

[latent kite]

There is no good or bad argument between Sony and M@

MS

They're both shit

[dim topaz]

Part 2 lol

[latent kite]

But does it really matter? We the consumer will keep lining their pockets

[hazy jewel]

Better gameplay in part 2 lol

[latent kite]

It's all a series of moot points

[dim topaz]

(too bad everything other than the gameplay was a mess)

[nocturne monolith]

I got this game on gamepass, I aint paying full price for an unoptimized, missing feature, early access game lmfao

[hazy jewel]

Spider-Man 2

[latent kite]

The problem I have with all the MS bad / Sony bad whinging is the fact that gamers sit there and act hard done by

[zinc apex]

It's joever guys. No patch today

[dim topaz]

Do you actually only play the most normie shovelware on consoles and then come here to make points about million dollar companies being good guys?

[latent kite]

Where's the insert wholesaler / supermarket / large food retailer here bad?

[empty gorge]

ikr im dead inside

[thick wolf]

I like video games regardless of platform 🤷‍♂️

[hazy jewel]

I don’t own a console but I own every single Sony game on steam and most Xbox games

[latent kite]

The new spider man games are shit

God of war is shit

[empty gorge]

wanted to see what da squirels doing, if they are entities we getting squirel life boyozzz

[zinc apex]

Enjoy your weekend without patches - xoxo you's sincere GSC 💋

[latent kite]

Horizon is also shit

Tsushima was good

[sand fiber]

all sony games are just mid

[dim topaz]

They are literally the most passable experiences, shallow as a puddle but very pretty and safe and solid

[latent kite]

MS shall redeem themselves with the Gears of War prequel

[hazy jewel]

the game play and map were so much better then in the 1st game what are you talking about

[sand fiber]

^^^

[latent kite]

They're shit

The story is trash, the dialogue is cringe

[nocturne monolith]

You would think it would be smarter to say
“Release is NEXT Friday”

Then if its done early, release it as a surprise, evreyones happy

[latent kite]

Hurr hurr look at me I can shoot webs

Trash

[empty gorge]

ew bro wth you coming here with logic? ugh

[hazy jewel]

What about stellar blade

[latent kite]

Mid

[mild palm]

Dear Lord, you ought to be arrested

[latent kite]

Both sides are failing rn

[hazy jewel]

Yea he should never rate again like WTH

[dim topaz]

I admit man I played some Uncharted because wife convinced me to, and it's just set pieces and woohoo wild adventure but the gameplay is so boring i couldnt get past the halfway point

[latent kite]

Uncharted 1 & 2 were alright

[hazy jewel]

Sony sold 3x more consoles then Xbox in 2024

[latent kite]

And yet both are still failing

Or am I mistaken into thinking consoles rules the industry?

[dim topaz]

One of them falls slightly faster

[sand fiber]

Uncharted is particularly bad i think, it's old and one of those 00s "videogame" videogame titles

but yeah true, no tlou or horizon is particularly bad, just incredibly boring

[hazy jewel]

How ? More ps5 have sold then ps4 so how are they going down ?

[latent kite]

The units sold does not equal quality

[thick wolf]

I just hope Sony learned something from the Concord disaster

[latent kite]

Console users are starved in comparison to PC gamers

And I am currently a console player due to my PC now being my sons

[hazy jewel]

500$ console compared to 1000$ pc ?

[dim topaz]

One thing to keep in mind is sony is a HUGE company not just games yknow.
Like every other asian company (especially in korea) they sell everything under the sun from hair driers to probably even underwear
They will keep funneling funds into consoles even if they are at a loss for a while

[latent kite]

That's an outdated and overused argument

Stop copying what you see on socials and form your own unique points

Please

[sand fiber]

no, 500$ console compared to 500$ pc
Oh, also remember that you HAVE to pay for games on consoles :p

[latent kite]

Hehe

[hazy jewel]

True pc cost way more now with almost no gpus in stock so i should’ve said 1600

[latent kite]

🏴‍☠️

I get it you're a console player who feels the need to defend your starvation

I gave my PC to my son, I play on a console. I can admit consoles are shit

[rapid warren]

Honey (mol1t), the sony and microsoft guys are at it again!

[latent kite]

Neither console is worth the investment

[hazy jewel]

I don’t own a console I only own a high end pc lol ..

[dim topaz]

Okay but you can goon on 3 monitors and also play 2 different games at the same time while listening to joe rogan experience if you're on pc

[empty gorge]

i liked alife discussions more 😦

[sand fiber]

TRVE

[zinc apex]

Yas lets talk alife

[empty gorge]

WHERE IS IT LEBOWSKI? WHERE IS THE ALIFE SHIRTHEAD!

[latent kite]

You can't name poor titles and expect people to fall in line and agree that Sony are putting out anything good when it's all shit

[hazy jewel]

Once stellar blade comes to pc I will be putting good use to my oled ultra wide 👀

[sand fiber]

you are so basic holy shit

[latent kite]

MS similarly haven't had a good title in years

[hazy jewel]

I don’t care stellar blade is peak

[latent kite]

[hazy jewel]

Gotta put good use to this 4090 rendering curves in 4k

[dim topaz]

Look I am a man of principle if another man is a fellow gooner, then he is a friend of mine

[sand fiber]

"ohhh, an ASS on a korean doll? oof, so daring 👀 👀 👀 "
go jerk off to some furry porn like a normal person or smth 💅

[dim topaz]

I'm open to putting away our differences

[thick zodiac]

this conversation went south very qyuck not going to lie

[latent kite]

Tekkens got better ass anyway

[thick wolf]

No patch and this chat becomes the thunderdome

[empty gorge]

people here clearly never played DoA

[dim topaz]

This is very true
But 7 was better

[rapid warren]

never goon.. (i'd post this AI minion gifs but id get embed clowned again )

[hazy jewel]

Yea no I don’t watch that, I don’t even watch porn at all …

[latent kite]

[sand fiber]

told ya

[latent kite]

Man what the fuck

[dim topaz]

I never played doa per se...

[latent kite]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[zinc apex]

Where you guys drifted off

[hazy jewel]

I’d rather look at the female characters is stellar blade then find a real female

[thick wolf]

I asked my older sister to buy DoA Xtreme 1 for me back in the day. She laughed me out of the room

[dim topaz]

Why not both

[zinc apex]

Based sis

[hazy jewel]

Since real females don’t have perfect ray traced curves and wear what ever outfits I want + she fights like a evil demon king

[thick wolf]

In retrospect, yes, but 13 y/o me wanted it real bad

[empty gorge]

what no alife patch does to a mfer

[dim topaz]

But you get tactile feedback

[latent kite]

Sony chads are always so strange

[hazy jewel]

Vr does the same thing

[empty gorge]

[rapid warren]

its not about fixing the game anymore its about preventing this community from crashing out

[latent kite]

[empty gorge]

queue cyberpunk johnny silverhand

[dim topaz]

Anyway good night you guys dream of wholesome A-life interactions

[zinc apex]

I already lost my mind when they announced alife to be in 1.1

[rapid warren]

Arasaka ate a life

[empty gorge]

put it in that chip of theirs behind the blackwall

[hazy jewel]

To be fair stellar blade was the 2nd most sold game so far on PlayStation

[rapid warren]

i just looked it up, it kinda looks like a gooner game lmao

[thick wolf]

S.T.E.L.L.A.R. Blade of Chornobyl

[hazy jewel]

It’s not it’s a souls like

[latent kite]

As the kids say

Frfr no cap

[rapid warren]

ooh okay, I never heard of it before

[thick wolf]

Both can be true

[rapid warren]

[feral totem]

So no patch this week after all? It’s almost 7 cet

[hazy jewel]

It’s not though it’s just a really detailed souls like with a more friendly approach just look up a boss fight

[thick wolf]

I've played it, it's fun! Some lite souls mechanics, some DMC, good stuff

[rapid warren]

It's ofically frogover

[hazy jewel]

People are so quick to call it a nsfw game once they see the lead character is female like some people need a grip

[finite dragon]

paper hands deserve to be folded

[latent kite]

Nobody said it was an nsfw game

[rapid warren]

hmm well I like how jedi fallen order implemented more friendly souls mechanics, it was very fun

[hazy jewel]

Scroll up ?

[rapid warren]

Btw has anyone tried Jedi survivor? Is it good now?

[thick wolf]

It's a good game AND you know people are gooning over it 🤣

Jedi Survivor is the ultimate gooner game tho

[rapid warren]

Marvel rivals situation

[hazy jewel]

People freak out over any female character I wish they made the character a male instead

[latent kite]

This coming from the man who said he'd rather have a game female than a real female

[thick wolf]

I agree, the "controversy" around Stellar Blade was insane, like what are we even doing as humans

[hazy jewel]

I was taking about tifa from final fantasy

[rapid warren]

fair

[finite dragon]

lmfao

game females less work so i dont blame dude now i give it a second thought 😂

[latent kite]

Depends on the woman

[hazy jewel]

I’ve been cheated on twice and I can promise Im never getting in another relationship again

[latent kite]

Did they cheat because you paid pixels more attention?

[finite dragon]

those dudes that date their pillows are crazy though

[latent kite]

😭

[hazy jewel]

Those are anime people not gamers don’t mix those 2 groups up

[latent kite]

There was another joke there but it's too much

[finite dragon]

unfortunately the two circles tend to have a lot of overlap lol

[latent kite]

You can't blame a girl for cheating when they find that pillow gf

[hazy jewel]

Spending 60$ on a pillow instead of buying games on steam is a waste of money and resources steam sale always makes me spend money

[rapid warren]

does richter bodypillow count?

[latent kite]

@crisp ruin would say no

[crisp ruin]

[latent kite]

[finite dragon]

ive been actively looking to find something to spend money on but literally nothing on steam interests me lately

[hazy jewel]

Have you tried Batman Arkham knight ?

[rapid warren]

kinda same, I thought about getting aliens dark descent but didnt buy it in the end

[latent kite]

Dark Descent is good

[nimble cipher]

siriuslyvega has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[latent kite]

Really good actually

[rapid warren]

So I heard and I do like aliens a lot

[finite dragon]

now thats interesting, you can say that word in the no spoiler chat but not this one?

[latent kite]

Patiently waiting for alien isolation 2 too

[rapid warren]

mandalorian gaming did a great review on it (dark descent)

[thick wolf]

Amnesia?

[hazy jewel]

I’m finding the combat in atomic heart to be fun just wished there was a block system or parry

[rapid warren]

True, isolation was one of the few truly scary horrros to me. Also it still holds up so well graphically its impresive

[latent kite]

The AI was something else

[thick wolf]

You only play gooner games??

[latent kite]

Alien dark descent but amnesia was good stuff

Rebirth sucked though

Really sucked

[thick wolf]

I liked the newest one, The Bunker, hbu?

[rapid warren]

Thats true, they really I'd love to see something like that in otger games as well

[hazy jewel]

What ? All the humans are literally dead what part of this game could you goon to ?

[latent kite]

Bunker was alright, just the right amount of changes without ruining the formula that made it great in the first place

[thick wolf]

I'm teasing but those shiny Russian bots

[rapid warren]

(Squirells alien ai update pls mol1t )

[latent kite]

SOMA always deserves a shout out when talking about frictional games

What a game

[finite dragon]

oh! atomic heart was so fun but damn did it get bad reviews lol

[latent kite]

I wish I could experience SOMA blind again cos that game genuinely blew me away

[thick wolf]

Gotta give Soma another shot. I fell off after a single session

[hazy jewel]

You see them 1 time
At the start and 1 time at the end the story is like 40 hours long and you see them for like 20 minutes lol

[rapid warren]

It's csgo surfing/fall guys dlc is abysmal crap tho

[latent kite]

I gave up on atomic heart after about 6h

[thick wolf]

That's all I need. Again I'm just playing up the gooner sTUFF for laughs

[hazy jewel]

On steam it has very positive where did it get bad reviews ?

[thick wolf]

Oops I swore briefly there 😨

[finite dragon]

just comments ive been seeing recently on reddit, dunno why i said reviews, more general opinion x amount of time later

[crisp ruin]

[latent kite]

It'll get shit on rn because of soviet themes I'd imagine

[finite dragon]

people were complaining about the story, and it being repetitive

i thought it looked gorgeous though, and i loved how the combat felt

[hazy jewel]

Yea those robots will destroy the hell out of you if you let them group up and takes awhile to heal

[rapid warren]

since we're on the topic, are you looking forward to any of new games being released? Cronos the new dawn looks amazing but they dont have as much info about it yet despite it coming out this year

Also new doom looks great

[thick wolf]

What's the one called with Rahul Kohli from the studio Housemarque?

[hazy jewel]

Tides of Annihilation, Lost Soul Aside and Inzoi look cool

[thick wolf]

Welp mol1t is offline, it's truly over now

[finite dragon]

Literally nothing on my end 😂 only things I know of coming up that are personally interesting, GTA 6, Elder Scrolls and Fallout

[unreal raptor]

Atomfall is going to scratch my stalker itch for a while.

[rapid warren]

Tides of Annihilation cover gives me a huge shadow of mordor vibes

[finite dragon]

No good looking grand strategy games coming, no survival bunker building post apocalypse games, no interesting city builders that have anything new, manor lords, foundation, cities skylines, meh

[thick wolf]

Death Stranding 2 👨‍🍼

[hazy jewel]

Ps5 exclusive so I won’t be able to play it

[latent kite]

Trailer for ds2 was so good

Although I am a Kojima chad

[pseudo rivet]

Kept us waiting, huh?

[coarse sparrow]

its patchever, rite?

[dire dagger]

Guys we gotta get ready to celebrate patch over

For the Jewish members of the community

[sharp minnow]

GG no patch in this week

Maybe tomorrow

[sand fiber]

new game from the cruelty squad dev is about to release, lookin forward to that 💅

[prisma goblet]

Patch was yesterday, sorry yall you missed it

[crisp ruin]

nah I'm gonna play old games

[rapid warren]

oh my god, I cant wait what the new finland simulator will look like

[rapid warren]

You ate it again, didin't you

[crisp ruin]

Most mentally normal Finnish game

[sand fiber]

there are lots of EA and indie projects i'm waiting for, not much so with big releases though

[rapid warren]

gotta check out dead space remake tho

[sand fiber]

booooooriiiiing

dead space isn't particularly interesting to begin with, and remakes are just ew

if i wanna play some survival horror in space i'm gonna play signalis, at least there are lesbians there 💅

[latent kite]

In fairness the dead space remake was alright

I detest remakes but that was a good example

[unreal raptor]

Happy patch over all. Now back to your soft locks.

[latent kite]

RE4 being the best example of a remake ever

[crisp ruin]

For me, the best girl was Judy from Cyberpunk 2077, I'm still heart broken over that mission

[rapid warren]

The original 2 games are some of my core Gaming memories. It simply delivers everything you'd want from sci fi survival horror

[latent kite]

Callisto on the other hand was aids

[unreal raptor]

I tried them but alien isolation spoilt me on space horror. Loved that game.

[stiff pasture]

Come on now, you’re giving Aids a bad name

[dire dagger]

Callisto my balls

[rapid warren]

Death scenes were pretty rad.

[sand fiber]

about what mission?
honestly kinda a hottake but judy and V doesn't work, nomad ending is the only one where it does

still not as bad as river romance, eeewwwwww

[latent kite]

Aliens isolate deez nuts

[rapid warren]

Fair

[mild palm]

Mol1t?

[crisp ruin]

he gone sleepu

[latent kite]

Nomad was indeed the one

[rapid warren]

Sweet dreams mol1t!

[crisp ruin]

Isn't that default one

[latent kite]

Although V going beyond the Blackwall was a depressingly spectacular example

[sand fiber]

nooope, the default one is V robbing the crystal palace

[latent kite]

The ending that ends all in PL was ok

But songbird had to be saved

[sand fiber]

so true.....

[crisp ruin]

Whole game after ending gave me depression

[unreal raptor]

I played dead space one on a mad rush for some reason. Think I was aware of my backlog. So I can’t remember anything other than the lack of ui and having it all diegetic was nice.

[crisp ruin]

I remember crying for a week

[latent kite]

Killing Idris Elba was the singular worst thing I've ever had to do in a video game ever

[sand fiber]

i love the nomad ending sequence, it's toppled only by Don't Fear the Reaper

and in PL i wanted to kill Myers literally from the moment i saw her :p

[latent kite]

I just stood looking at idris for about 10 mins after that

[unreal raptor]

Cyberpunk 2077? The books are better 😎

[latent kite]

It didn't feel good

[sand fiber]

cyberpunk 2077? you already live in a cyberpunk dystopia, what do you need games for

[latent kite]

The nomad ending was good because it made the most sense

[crisp ruin]

Me after finishing...
Cyberpunk 2077 =
Stalker 2 =

[latent kite]

Blackwall 👎
Cure 👎
Panam's ass 👍

[rapid warren]

Panams ass ending?

[crisp ruin]

Latinas ain't lyin

[hazy jewel]

Cyberpunk was one of the biggest fails of 2022 lol

[unreal raptor]

Game was fantastic I’m glad I waited for five years to experience it.

So — will I play stalker 2 in 2029?

[crisp ruin]

and has biggest comebacks

[hazy jewel]

Nope that’s no man’s sky

[crisp ruin]

[latent kite]

This guy says spider man 2 is great but 2077 is bad

[unreal raptor]

Why I can’t play that damn game. Tried like 4/5 times. Just can’t get into it. No matter how much tat they clamp onto it.

[hazy jewel]

lol what if you think cyberpunk had a good launch your on drugs

[latent kite]

I was on drugs when it launched

And I enjoyed it then as well as now

[sand fiber]

and how does the launch affect the game's quality exactly

[crisp ruin]

really?

[latent kite]

Yeah

[crisp ruin]

so now... are you free from drug now?

[latent kite]

Clean and sober for nearly 3 years

[crisp ruin]

Good thing you did

[hazy jewel]

Because I said in 2020 and he replied to my message about the launch ?

[sand fiber]

😔

[latent kite]

2077 at launch was still more enjoyable than the slop that is Spider Man 2

[crisp ruin]

Sony Slop

COME TO PC GAMING

[hazy jewel]

Maybe you think so but at launch cyberpunk 2077 was overwhelming negative and Spider-Man 2 is very positive but in cyberpunks current state it is better

[orchid gale]

Cyberpunk at launch on PlayStation > Gamma

[sand fiber]

people will say "come to pc gaming" and then play AAA shi exclusively 💅

[latent kite]

[crisp ruin]

I ply old gam

[latent kite]

Yes play papers please instead

[crisp ruin]

[latent kite]

(Not joking actually a great game)

[orchid gale]

Only game PCs players should ever play is Stalcraft

[sand fiber]

play esoteric transbian games from itch io 💅 💅

[hazy jewel]

Is ready or not even a AAA game

[latent kite]

Ready or not is shit

[sand fiber]

milsim slop...

[unreal raptor]

The elephant in the room of talking about shit games in stalker 2 general. 🤡

[latent kite]

I thought you said Muslim slop for a second

😭

[crisp ruin]

[orchid gale]

Yeag gamma

[celest blaze]

Fuck gamma

Fuck anomaly

Fuck efp

[latent kite]

It's okay my Turkish slop

[unreal raptor]

Gamma is beta.

[sand fiber]

idk haven't played

[celest blaze]

Ong

[orchid gale]

All my homies HATE gamma

[crisp ruin]

all my homies play OG Stalker games

[celest blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/true-ong-fr-discord-servers-gif-4259105061169434962

[latent kite]

Wait what

[crisp ruin]

[sand fiber]

stalker 2 rimjob update

[orchid gale]

All my homies exclusively play max games.com

[latent kite]

[crisp ruin]

All my homies installs LINUX

[orchid gale]

All my homies use aircrack

Sudo apt get install deez nuts

[drowsy blade]

CoolMathGames.com

[indigo marsh]

It's peak

[orchid gale]

Wait what’s extra minecraft

Isn’t that just terraria

[night crest]

play eso

[sand fiber]

i'm currently losing my mind in kcd thankyouverymuch

[latent kite]

This I can get behind

Get it?

[crisp ruin]

and Say Gex

[orchid gale]

Brother I can give you this update rn irl

[crisp ruin]

[night crest]

😔

[sand fiber]

sesbian lex

[celest blaze]

Play warthunder

[orchid gale]

Play with me

[sand fiber]

IM GOING TO OKAY!!!

[night crest]

no

[sand fiber]

i played like 5 hours of warthunder and it got boring real fast

[latent kite]

Rizz -5

[sand fiber]

i think you need like a thousand hours before you unlock the cool modern airplanes

[tiny token]

i tried to play it with my mate and it was so miserable

[orchid gale]

I’m trying my best 😔 I just woke up

[latent kite]

She wants to be treated like a wench in 1400s bohemia man

[crisp ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-death-sad-lasagna-blow-torch-gif--garfield-death-sad-lasagna-gif-16442652701325459644

[indigo marsh]

I thought you had a chicken for your PFP for a second

[orchid gale]

Damn it ain’t gon work out then,

That’s how I’m tryna be

[orchid gale]

No it’s my dog!!! And my parents new puppy I love my dog

[indigo marsh]

It looked like that on my phone from the chat view

[orchid gale]

I’m going to tell
Him you said that

[indigo marsh]

It is a cute dog when I finally see it in full screen

[orchid gale]

He’s the best thing I’ve ever experienced tbh. I think my love for him is actively preventing me from becoming emotionally invested in a relationship

[celest blaze]

Omw

[orchid gale]

Let’s go, I’m in blue river at the moment for work have my own hotel room and everything

[orchid gale]

I don’t know what that emption is 😭

[celest blaze]

The want is there but can't atm

[indigo marsh]

Why the hell are the ecologists and army at war
They are both government

[orchid gale]

Call in sick, do it

[orchid gale]

Civil war things

[indigo marsh]

The army literally went
"My friendship ended with eggheads
Now CS is my best friend"

[night crest]

play eso

[latent kite]

👎

[sharp minnow]

#📜┃gsc-answers

[rapid warren]

How are we supposed to get patch this week? During weekend?

[empty gorge]

i guess?

[clear raft]

No Patch Friday ™️

[thick zodiac]

in an alternative universe players have their patch, we just live in another one

[empty gorge]

will prob be next week wth weekend haha

[rapid warren]

Stalker multiverse when

[thick zodiac]

I mean... if you played the game, I am pretty confused

[clear raft]

It's pretty hard to release a patch when you're holding your bags of cash from the 6 gorillion sold copies of Slav simulator 2.

[thick zodiac]

did they turn profit? I hope so!

[clear raft]

We'll never know, pretty sure the CEO of GSC turned it into hookers and blow.

[latent kite]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[empty gorge]

[night crest]

the universe when they didnt kill harambe

[rapid warren]

Im actually glad they've made their money. We wont have the suicide squad situation and they did sag they are planning long term support

[latent kite]

I can neither confirm nor deny that the patch will release between one of the 24 hours within one of the 7 days

[empty gorge]

[coarse sparrow]

guys, how is it kcd2 already has steam mods, but we in stalker2 not 😢

[latent kite]

Because no 2 games are the same

[night crest]

because they have to finish stalker 2 still

[rapid warren]

Because Henry was quite hungry

[quaint trout]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V7M9rZoycHM?feature=share

[worn oar]

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

[rapid warren]

How much time does it usually take you to find all the cats when catching up here?

[dire dagger]

He’s a gremlin

He never misses

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

[granite mortar]

I got Svarog Catector

[indigo marsh]

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

[viral apex]

Would You people judge me if i wanna play the full Stalker SoC with a mod that improves gameplay

Or i should just play vanilla

[granite mortar]

I would judge you a lot

[latent kite]

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-cat-cat-staring-gif-9361542949532271665

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

[viral apex]

But not cuz "baaah vanilla unplayable"
More like
"I just want smooth and cool gunplay"

[strong cape]

Hi, I wasnt in game since last year. Is the game still broken and randomly stuttering (performance issues)? thinking whether its worth downloading all those last updates ..

[granite mortar]

the main thing is
have you finished the game before?

[viral apex]

No, but did i play a lot
I passed the duty borderline and got into a quest where i should get a gun back to a stalker
And is an unique weapon

[granite mortar]

thats like 1/3rd through
what mod did you want?

[latent kite]

Yeah that's nothing

[viral apex]

I don't Even know
Just best silent patch for avoid any problema
And just any kind of mod that at friendly gunplay

Not just Extreme warzone matrix wick gunplay

[granite mortar]

OGSR engine I guess
or IX-Ray
you could try SoC SWR, it plays like vanilla just with bit nicer and smoother animations

[latent kite]

Typically where you're up to is around the point you should be conquering the learning curve

[viral apex]

I did actually
I learned the point of use of the nail and try My Best for the play

I think My last save was during the MERC assault, i got in Crossfire and just got full strelok on them

[worn oar]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-jonesy-cat-cinema-gif-15237522794543062564

[granite mortar]

Omg
Cat

[outer laurel]

When patch

[empty gorge]

today

just pray

[crisp ruin]

We cannot escape from bald Skif

[azure dock]

Patch is live. Oh, wait.

[crisp ruin]

[ebon hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-evil-sonic-evil-sonic-licking-lips-licking-lips-gif-2719707929499039839

[ebon hatch]

your profile cover disgusts me

[rapid warren]

The most shippable thing after richter and skif

[crisp ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-what-shocked-gif-2838692306077965347

[ebon hatch]

I prefer Korshucoc x Dalin

[rapid warren]

Oooh raising the bar I see