⭐┃nospoilers_general

[torpid hill]

"some people aren't built for the zone" this is a videogame by the way.. I bet you ain't made for the Rocket League streets

[rose glacier]

soon is at least one month

[grizzled orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-shadow-of-chernobyl-chornobyl-chernobyl-gif-3707974255428954678

[quick yarrow]

Who tf would release update at friday , when they cant hotfix bugs the update will cause? tf is that ideology 🫃

[quaint ruin]

Source?

[red wave]

im making your mom bounce on it sloppy style, her thigh muscles engaged with every action you can see the definition in every movement she sweating, heaving, groaning

[river imp]

you clearly like the game .. let them fix it .. let it sit in your library .. play it when its working better for you ..

[frank iron]

strange anomaly in the zone causing men to become impregnanted

[terse meadow]

Veibei

[echo nexus]

I want to know why the game spawned a bloodsucker on me AND THEN 5 BOARS

[grand pewter]

Free palestine

[manic minnow]

Post something related to russia there

[summer cliff]

Kalina romance patch when

[leaden scaffold]

i think i have officially hit the point where i cannot progress in the game anymore because of bug

[valid cloak]

what about bloodsucker romance patch?

[fierce totem]

@dire dagger Just leaving this here before things turn vile

[strong meadow]

https://medal.tv/games/s-t-a-l-k-e-r-2-heart-of-chornobyl/clips/jbnC4kMaJphX3ZpRL?invite=cr-MSxibDUsMTAxNTU1MDMs

I refuse to believe this encounter was play tested

[ebon kelp]

I hope to. That way I'll have a friend. My social circle is rather tardy these days. My wife won't even let me watch anymore. But this chat helps alleviate some of that. Thanks for being there. Someday someone other than this chat would be there for me.

[nova palm]

The devs with radio silence again, things aren’t looking good once more.
But don’t worry, now they’ll probably post something like "thanks for 1.5 million copies sold" or something like that.

[ebon flume]

Guys, let’s be totally real. Ya’ll are having problems with the game because Ya’ll don’t even meet he minimum system requirements of an RTX 4090 and 7800XD

[orchid gale]

Buddy I fought on the western front in 1942 this isn’t a video game, just stay in the lesser zone cordon would eat you alive

[primal salmon]

Stalker Johnny Sins when

[prime oxide]

brother ew

[wide herald]

Like literally nobody gave a fck,but you

[ruby cypress]

11am est

[indigo carbon]

Free Patch

[rose grotto]

🫃

[agile osprey]

Just not pleased that all game developers think it's okay to release projects that arent even functional let alone fully finished. AAA studios are acting like indie game devs but with a 600% markup on their 'product'

[round dagger]

🤓

[frank iron]

snitches get stiches

[quaint ruin]

We should all stand against occupation 🙏 thanks

[earnest bear]

The sun will outlive the end of the milky way Galaxy so those 4.5billion years can also be considered soon

[rose glacier]

^this.
left first area and games freezes after few min
@nova palm they did, check steam news 😆

[charred remnant]

you @'d the wrong one general is the only one coming in here

[torpid hill]

what... americans in the zone? Youre dead meat to monolith pal

[leaden scaffold]

dw it’s working now

[manic minnow]

No politics, only patch

[vocal imp]

You should get an occupation

[fierce totem]

🫃

[zinc apex]

🍆💦

[unique phoenix]

[lunar loom]

"It's coming out later this week", It's last working day of the week and no sign of it. Awesome

[late acorn]

Hotfix “should” be dropping today right?

[primal salmon]

free patchpatine

[silk stump]

Relax guys, the Preggo Man is just here to let us know the patch is in its third trimester. Any day now! 🫃

[red wave]

last working day of the week and yo mama bouncing on it crazy style

[indigo carbon]

Have you tried this

If the Game Doesn’t Run as It Should
Check Your PC Specs
Make sure your system meets the game’s minimum system requirements.

Update Your Graphics Drivers
Use the provided mini-guide if you encounter any issues updating your drivers.

Verify the Integrity of Game Files

Follow the specific instructions for verifying game files on Steam.

Run as Administrator

[river imp]

ouh it sucks 100% .. but it is what it is .. for now .. and to be fair to the devs .. i dont think any of them would like to release a broken product themselves .. you think they like taking all this crap ^^ if you wanna blame somebody there are always the publishers ^^

[orchid gale]

I don’t take opinions from people with 4060s

[frank iron]

oh no the ukrainians have made it into the en chat

[earnest bear]

Don't forget to make sure the power is plugged in is missing

[wide herald]

I did it
And my gtx 1060 6bg still can't run it on minimum settings at least with 20 fps

[hushed venture]

Guys, this is not a company like EA. Give em time, they are a lot smaller than you think

[candid oracle]

i am not sure but shadercompiling is an inbuild problem with unreal engine, hogwarts leagcy had the same problem

[quick yarrow]

🦅 🇺🇸

[slate pumice]

put it in rice

[tired bane]

just don’t tell me that gsc also moved the patch

[robust mountain]

Stalker 2 is self published by GSC, so I'm blaming the publisher

[manic minnow]

Murica f yeah, coming again to save a madafuka world yeah

[nova palm]

For now, they are, and they're acting like it.

[robust vapor]

I blame you. Stupid royal cat lookin ass

[vague gust]

Maybe game must cost less then?

[late acorn]

I’m just going we get dead zone fixes in the first patch.

[torpid hill]

Just make sure you are 21+ whern you enter the zone, alcohol is common here..

[snow lark]

Patch 1 waiting room?

[turbid jay]

only 1030GT matters

[grand pewter]

Its all because of juice

[red wave]

with microsoft as primary investor explaining its presence in the gamepass stop spewing idiocies before i bend you over give you the sidorovich treatment

[dusty ravine]

"soon" 24 hours ago

[prisma narwhal]

somehow it seems that in the last hour we've exchanged one kind of uncivilized for another. I'm excited for the intellectual misadventures that lie ahead of us.

[leaden scaffold]

oh patch i appreciate it but 1 i got it working and 2 i’m on xbox

[chrome dock]

No politics please

[wild beacon]

my gtx960 plays this game fine

[frank iron]

i called off chemo for this patch please

[west tapir]

And turn off overclock i CPU

[foggy harbor]

🧑🏻‍🍼

[wide herald]

Wow that's worked!
Now I have 16 fps on minimum system requirements which I'm 100% sure were tested before the release

[vocal imp]

I wanna watch HBO and eat chips or play stalker 2 but i have fomo

[orchid gale]

No politics please

[static compass]

Knock it off with the pregnant emoji

[earnest bear]

Soon is extremely relative

[river imp]

there surely was pressure outside of their control to release it sooner than it was good for the product .. and its not like the game is in a terrible state that it has to be pulled from stores .. its quest bugs that gathered most of us here .. if they werent here (which they wont be for much longer) this chat .. would probably still go for a pregnancy typhoon lol but we would be whining about perfomence in 2 weeks instead of now ^^

[charred remnant]

Soon means nothing that's why they said it instead of a real date

[manic minnow]

There are no restrictions in the zone, mom

[lunar loom]

"Soon"

[quaint ruin]

I feel like anything Microsoft touches becomes broken mess

[worn oar]

Stop the political ffs

[agile osprey]

That is who I'm blaming, the people who stand the most to gain by pushing unready product to release. They saw that people like indie games, so they wanted to copy them. But the only thing they copied was the 'game isn't complete yet' part of indie games and it has turned all games into basically a scamming competition, it's just AAAs seeing how much they can rip you off for. Gaming is dying and profiteering killed it

[indigo carbon]

Step 1.

Check Your PC Specs
Make sure your system meets the game’s minimum system requirements.

[quick yarrow]

this chat is unmanageable 🫃 🤡 🏳️‍🌈 🤣

[jolly mountain]

Step 1. secure the key

[rose grotto]

step 2. 🫃

[fierce totem]

step 1. get preggo

[nova palm]

Like the game

[robust vapor]

Guys is anyone else noticing some emoji reactions? Idk i keep seeing them but they go away so fast

[primal salmon]

step 3, plow that bloodsucker

[turbid jay]

Discussing trumps wig permitted or ban

[frank iron]

r u bad?

[chrome dock]

No politics please

[orchid gale]

No politics please

[finite dragon]

can skif get pregnant

[raven zenith]

what's with the pregnant man reaction?

[river imp]

if you want to believe that, have at it ^^ i am telling you that its a more nuanced situation than "we wanna make money, screw the customer" ^^

[still prairie]

SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charred remnant]

children find it funny

[smoky lichen]

Guys please stop emote the clown emojis!!!!!

[signal bronze]

looks like the emojis have calmed down a bit

[round dagger]

Only if you have the season pass

[jade geyser]

Yes, his name become skuf

[quaint ruin]

How do you guys think bloodsuckers reproduce

[finite dragon]

Patch out yet?

[wide herald]

@smoky lichen I'm 30 and I will spam mpreg

[red wave]

Me.

[west tapir]

They said after release that patch will be during this week. You act like braindeads because they wrote "soon" and you cant understand that this week still didnt finish and even saturday or sunday is possible and this still counts as "soon"

[eternal bobcat]

Skoof

[ancient slate]

Can i say russia president is a asashole.?

[indigo carbon]

Step 2. Update Your Graphics Drivers
Use the provided mini-guide if you encounter any issues updating your drivers.

[quick yarrow]

🫃 Lets collect all the pregnant mans here 🫃

[cinder star]

Patch delayed til Tuesday.

[manic minnow]

Monolith is made of Trump's wig

[vernal moss]

touching their testicles i guess

[subtle isle]

Who said

[wild beacon]

bruh I'm a 42 year old investment banker

[rose grotto]

mama says im special 🫃

[robust vapor]

@still prairie youre.. not the guy on my friends list are you? surely I didn't meet someone i know in here of all places

[fierce totem]

booooo, that joke sucked and you should feel ashamed of yourself 🫃

[unique dawn]

Actually it’s Friday next week

[frank iron]

its funny how people waiting for the patch are now just pregnant

[odd abyss]

hey it's me adam

[agile osprey]

It's either incompetence or maliciousness, for my faith in humanity I will hope that people aren't completely incompetent

[primal salmon]

What 10 days of no a life does to a stalker:

[unique phoenix]

Sorry guys. Patch is stuck in traffic.

[digital bison]

wen patch

[torpid hill]

why does ukranian sound like the language from Farcry Primal ....

[hardy apex]

Hello, when will be Stalker 2 released?

[rigid hearth]

Question did you play Stalker on release?
Or any of of the previous STALKERS on release?

[hushed venture]

They never said at the end of a work week. Idk man they a small ass team

@hardy apex I have amazing news for you

[quaint ruin]

I bear bloodsuckers children

[orchid gale]

ITS JOEVER IS BACK!!!!!

[tired island]

no politics please

[signal ginkgo]

🫄

[ancient slate]

I'm not a pregnant man

[quick yarrow]

[manic minnow]

Fr, in your world only kids allowed to have fun? You goofy

[wild beacon]

hello i am new to server and was actually just born when will mountable snorks be released?

[indigo carbon]

Step 3. Verify the Integrity of Game Files
Follow the specific instructions for verifying game files on Steam.

[vernal moss]

NO POLITICS pls

[round dagger]

You could say Stalker 2 was born prematurely 🫃

[warped swan]

🐒 🐒 A LIFE, A LIFE 🐒 🐒

[robust vapor]

No politics please

[robust mountain]

Path of Exile 2 less than a week away!

[clear wagon]

I want he/him they/them availability in this patch please

[left plume]

POE2 HYPE LOGIN

[red wave]

guys its the controllers im definitely not into mpreg its the controller hes controlling my mind aaahhhh nooo i dont like mpreg!!!!!

[fierce totem]

hell yeah, cant wait

[frank iron]

🫃

[atomic marsh]

Where patch?

[dusty ravine]

Soon next year

[static compass]

Can you guys chill?

[zinc apex]

CORCK

[vocal imp]

I wanna be referred to as stalkerx for inclusivity purposes please

[rigid hearth]

Could the dammed emoji please be banned in to the Snork Den surounded by Army of Bloocksuckers?

[charred remnant]

oh god a furry I'm out, hope the patch happens soon

[unique phoenix]

Alright guys. Time to start smearing peanut butter on everyone.

[prisma narwhal]

let's revive that idea of a 30 min slow mode, shall we?

[vagrant raptor]

this discord is so toxic 😄

[quaint ruin]

Soon

[primal salmon]

What if 'pregnant man' is actually a dad bod man

[fierce arch]

this chat needs to get rekt

[foggy harbor]

It’s the first language on earth

[golden harness]

🤭 😜 🥺

[river imp]

wouldnt stop the emojis ^^

[signal ginkgo]

pregnantman emoji this message if you gay pregnant man

[turbid jay]

Alright guys, I got my patch delivered. Postman just handed me some hefty USB stick imma bout to stick it and enjoy

[rose grotto]

welcome to the zone

[slate pumice]

can skif get divorced? I can't assimilate myself with the main character if not...

[reef viper]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-monolith-ryan-gosling-cold-falling-snow-gif-7493567383040129594

[indigo carbon]

Step 4. Run as Administrator

[ionic cargo]

Good morning chat how is ev-

Aight nevermind

[signal bronze]

I feel the almighty Ban Hammer approaching

[static compass]

Epic embed fail

[finite dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245704156681994241/1292184712307281930/cat.gif-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[round dagger]

Me when I gotta get a man pregnant 🫃

[fierce totem]

only took 2 hours for a mod/helper to warn us, im so proud of all us strong pregnant man 🫃

[faint raft]

Patch. When

[terse willow]

💀💀💀

[prime locust]

Someone knows: patches are coming out on xbox and steam at the same time or xbox's delayed?

[unique dawn]

Have you brought the patch with you?

[icy tangle]

🫃

[vocal imp]

Don't forget to lube up for easier adaptation

[frank iron]

we thank you oh pregnant man for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us may your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will onward warriors of the pregnant man avenge your fallen brothers blessed as they are in their eternal union with the pregnant man. bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the pregnant man

[wild beacon]

I literally just want mountable snorks, mpreg mutant close 2nd

[paper mirage]

It's currently 2:24 in Czech time. If there's no patch in the next 3 hours, there's a good chance this week will be over.

[orchid gale]

No politics please

[primal salmon]

Skif's Bloodsucker harem when

[vernal moss]

same in Poland czech bro

[jade geyser]

in first dlc

[robust vapor]

I liked how fast the avatar command got sniped by the mods lol

[prisma narwhal]

mods gotta be on heroin to not get mad in this environment

[indigo carbon]

No Patch please

[latent raptor]

Controller support is working again for me!

[ionic cargo]

Tried to but I got pulled over and the cop confiscated it

[foggy harbor]

OFFICIAL: development of the first patch starts tomorrow. Release in 2025

[tired island]

fent

[prisma goblet]

Patch for 5 september 2025

[robust mountain]

The patch is stuck and we need to help push!!! 🫃

[vital basin]

how do you disable corner slicing ???

[terse willow]

I almost died

[round dagger]

What's the lore behind being a pregnant man in the zone, wouldn't the radiation be bad for the baby?

[red wave]

tf is that pfp

[frank iron]

yk the mods are laughing

[orchid gale]

no politics please (mhmmm I love fent 😫)

[unique phoenix]

Remove corner

[rigid hearth]

Eeeyyy o/ Listen maybe do some winged hussar?
it maybe It will spook the devs and one of them will panic press the release patch button XD

[unique dawn]

The radiation is how the man got pregnant in the first place

[quaint ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-microphone-interview-walk-gif-2478024445377708296

[topaz pebble]

anyone elses game runs fine until u die and reload a save?

[manic minnow]

I like it

[signal bronze]

no politics or emojis please

[digital bison]

[warped swan]

Patch just dropped on a flash drive from my mailbox, let's plug this bad boy in and see what we got

[smoky lichen]

meh

[torpid hill]

Nope it just runs like shit in general

[stark lake]

Polando zalando. Też czekasz na patcha?

[river imp]

for me it runs fine until i look too fast at a corpse and it crashes ^^

[rapid solar]

I wanna complain about having to wait for a patch, is this the correct channel for that? Thanks

[primal salmon]

I give you permission guys to 4k my pfp. For the Sanguinius ! Commander Dante.

[snow lark]

[icy tangle]

alr guys im going to take a poop. when im back the patch better be live

[rose grotto]

the lore is: 🫃

[ionic cargo]

Lots of weed bought from Freedom

[primal copper]

Still no info on patch release???

[jade geyser]

It seems like it's been a long time since anyone asked when the patch is coming

[prisma narwhal]

Think I'm gonna join in honestly

[vernal moss]

oczywiscie, jak kazdy////

[median cosmos]

Patch when

[indigo carbon]

Patch 1.2.0 Notes

We’re excited to bring you the latest update, addressing key issues and making significant improvements to enhance your gaming experience. Here’s what’s included:
• No Patch

[fierce totem]

[cobalt locust]

Any channel is correct

[foggy harbor]

🍑🍆

[wild beacon]

i imagine mpreg mutant like pregnant pig in original stalker 2 concept art (google it)

[frank iron]

why was that a command? 🫃

[quaint ruin]

What the hell was that ghost 👻 lady bruh

[terse willow]

Fr tho

[daring storm]

[robust vapor]

Literally @terse willow

[signal bronze]

Where dem tig ol bitties go

[teal bough]

I hope one off the mod will write down “Where is patch” straight before the release

[valid cloak]

a word start with p end with h do you know what is this?

[stark lake]

Patch today
Source: War thunder outside window

[finite dragon]

this is what skif is packing

[river imp]

love how long it took for that to get taken down .. mod definitely saved that pic 🤣

[manic minnow]

[eternal bobcat]

🧑‍🦽 💨 💨 💨

[torpid hill]

put the spooky tiddies away

[primal salmon]

Bluds gooning for patch 10 days straight

[manic oriole]

"Look, folks, STALKER 2—they promised a week 1 patch, right? But here we are, still nothing. It’s sad, really. But trust me, I know how it works. They’ll get it together. They have to. It’ll be big when it comes—huge, really. But right now? It’s not what they promised, and that’s disappointing. But when that patch drops, oh, it’s going to be incredible."

[uneven apex]

Who wants to do black tar heroin with me in Reactor 4

[vernal moss]

y'all just in fever dream, wake up! its still 2008 lmao

[orchid gale]

Tell me how big again god I love hearing about it

[vagrant raptor]

zone is more happy than this 😄

[red wave]

we got gooning in en_nospoilers_general before gta 6

[uncut zephyr]

PATCH TODAY???

[vocal imp]

Usa need to cut gsc a stimmy check to accelerate things

[fierce totem]

wanna know what else is huge? 🫃

[frank iron]

do you think this is going on a wall or something ?

[indigo carbon]

Patch 1.2.0 Notes

We’re excited to bring you the latest update, addressing key issues and making significant improvements to enhance your gaming experience. Here’s what’s included:
• No Patch

[slate zephyr]

I believe they said update to drop in this week... Theres still satuday and Sunday left in this week. 2 more days.

[prisma goblet]

THIS IS COLONEL KORSHUNOV, STALKERS. THE PATCH WILL REMAIN OUT OF BONDS UNTIL NOVEMBER 20, PENDING THE COMPLETION OF THE WARD's OFFICIAL AFFAIRS. CONSIDER THIS AS ME GIVING YOUR TIME TO PREPARE BETTER. OVER.

[cobalt locust]

Approximately patch will drop between today and 1st january 25

[safe shard]

erm actually Sunday would be the beginning of next week

[foggy harbor]

Ok boomers, let’s jork before patch🍑🍌

[manic minnow]

Need a mod that changes bloodsuckers to that ghost lady

[static compass]

Stop

[icy tangle]

**You know, folks, I’ve been hearing about what's happening over at the Stalker Discord, particularly in the “en_nospoilers_general” channel. I’ve got to tell you, it’s not looking good. Not good at all, folks. People are losing their minds, absolutely losing it. GSC says, "The patch is coming soon," but let me tell you something, they’ve been saying "soon" for what feels like forever. It's like when you order a steak—beautiful steak—but they keep saying it's "coming soon," and then suddenly, it’s 2:30 PM CET, and you're sitting there wondering, "Are we ever getting it?"

And folks, let’s not forget, the working hours end at 5 PM. Five PM, folks! That’s a hard stop. And if it doesn’t come before then? Well, let me tell you, it might as well never come. It’s like vaporware at this point, the ultimate fake news of patches. We’re scared—everyone’s scared. They promised us this week, but here we are. It’s a disaster.

And what’s going on with those pregnant man emojis? Have you seen them? They’re under every single post now. Every. Single. Post. People are giving up, folks. They’ve lost hope. They’re saying, “You know what? The patch isn’t coming. Forget it. Let’s just meme it into oblivion.” It’s a total breakdown of morale. The server’s in chaos. We’ve never seen anything like this before.

But let me tell you something—when that patch does drop, IF it ever does—it’s going to be huge. Tremendous. The best patch you’ve ever seen, folks. Believe me. But until then? We wait. We wait and we meme. Sad!**

[river imp]

yeah no chance ima read that lol

[uneven apex]

Gooning in Palace of Culture

[wild beacon]

Patch 1.2.0 Notes

We’re excited to bring you the latest update, addressing key issues and making significant improvements to enhance your gaming experience. Here’s what’s included:
• mpreg playable character

[zinc apex]

First patch and a-life are being held hostage. send swats in

[uncut zephyr]

AAAAAAAA, WHAT A THING!

I LOVE STALKER, IT'S MY FIRST EXPERIENCE, BUT I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE OF THE POOR OPTIMIZATION... THIS PATCH DELAY, AARGHHHHH

[nimble solar]

VAC

[primal salmon]

fellow merc is right

[fierce totem]

🫃

[frank iron]

do u think stalkers in game will open their pda and download discord and become pregnant

[orchid gale]

No politics please

[molten dome]

Like they said 24 hours ago - SOON

[slate zephyr]

Really so why are Saturday and Sunday called the Weekend? Checkmate.

[quartz wind]

yea Sunday is the first day of the week and Monday is the first day of most peoples work week so people think of yea Mondays the first day of my week

[robust vapor]

No politics please

[cobalt locust]

saturday and sunday are not working days my mate, if no patch today, then patch on monday

[west tapir]

Go touch grass

[warped swan]

oogachaga ogachaga oogaa oogaa oogachaga where patch where a-life 🙊 🐒

[subtle isle]

So a modder finally after a week long investigation said that the A-Life is broken to the very core and even patching it is very difficult. I am not sure if they should have released the game in such a state.

[daring storm]

Bruh I bet you haven't touched grass in a long time either.

[indigo carbon]

Patch 1.2.0 Notes

We’re excited to bring you the latest update, addressing key issues and making significant improvements to enhance your gaming experience. Here’s what’s included:
• No Patch

•    Soon

•    This week

[lunar loom]

Source: my moms hole

[white karma]

Developers are Ukrainian. Monday is the first day of the week in Ukraine.

[leaden scaffold]

date: 30th of november 2024. patch status: unknown

[manic minnow]

[river imp]

i wish someone would brake me down to the core 💦

[terse willow]

Patch A-Hole

[foggy harbor]

Ok ladies, let’s play Garry’s mod stalker rp before patch

[primal salmon]

Is this Israel's analogue of Florida man ?

[manic oriole]

STALKER 2 – Week 1 Patch Notes

1. AI Improvements: We’ve made the AI tremendously better. It’s going to be the best AI you’ve ever seen. No more of these weak, pathetic NPCs standing around. They’re smarter, faster, more dynamic. Trust me, folks, you’re going to love it.

2. Bug Fixes: Tons of bugs? Not anymore! We’ve eliminated most of them—many, many bugs gone. There are still some, but we’ve made the game so much better. Believe me, no one fixes bugs like we do.

3. Graphics Update: The graphics are now even more beautiful. Just stunning. People are already saying it’s the best looking game ever. You won’t believe how incredible the Zone looks now. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

4. Farming Mechanics (Inspired by Stardew Valley): We’re bringing in huge farming mechanics. You wanted it, we gave it to you. You can now grow crops in the Zone. You’ll be planting, harvesting—relaxing after all that mutant killing. It’s big, folks. Trust me, it’s going to be amazing.

5. Performance Boost: The game now runs smoother than ever. If you thought the game was slow, you were wrong. Now it’s fast, responsive, and efficient. It’s going to run like a well-oiled machine. No more waiting, no more crashing. You’ll love it.

6. New Mutants: We’ve added a few new mutants—tougher, scarier, and more dangerous than ever. You’ve never seen anything like this. But don’t worry, you can handle it. You’re strong, you’re capable, and you’ve got what it takes. We believe in you.

7. Miscellaneous Tweaks: We’ve made small changes—big changes, actually—that you might not notice right away. But trust me, they’re huge. The game’s better in every way, and you’re going to love it.

[nimble solar]

Oh you guys thought we were patching the game? No we meant we were releasing patch, the office dog, back into the wild. Great news stalker patch has been released back into his natural habitat

[fierce totem]

no politics please

[orchid gale]

Me and my friends (and by friends I mean the bloodsucker den I stumbled across) straight jorking it in some random cave underground

[weary topaz]

i saw it

[vocal imp]

Lmaooo what was that huhh

Anomaly in the chat

[azure tartan]

Yeah nah, in any working environment W/C refers to Monday. Sunday is week ending

[solid glade]

I was wondering where the eggs and pregnant people went to 😭 I was all alone in the other general ...

[signal bronze]

no patch sorry.. here have some bread

[robust vapor]

You must now go on a quest to find me who tf asked

[turbid jay]

no politics please

[vernal moss]

some dong

[frank iron]

my hand is tired no more pregnant

[slate zephyr]

Means nothin, maybe they work overtime. Nobody knows.

[finite dragon]

Damn I was sure the patch would be out by the time I was home

[daring storm]

I lost my watch in there can you fish it out for me?

[subtle isle]

Ur moms hole spitting facts bruh🌚

[misty kiln]

Anyone know if POIs regenerate loot? either open or in stash containers?

[quaint ruin]

Guys im losing it, someone bring the patch. @indigo carbon come here ditch

[cobalt locust]

Also Skyrim house building will be implemented, you will be able to order different materials from vendors across the entire zone, and establish your own house in any place you want

[prisma narwhal]

Too early for patch, just in time to see chat go insane

[zinc apex]

Unrelease Stalker 2 it's not ready yet

[uncut zephyr]

@azure nimbus PATCH TODAY!

[indigo carbon]

So where exactly are you located? Asking for a friend (Mol1t)

[red wave]

instead only thing that's out is me from your mom as we lay tenderly linked to one another breathless after another day of longing unification in bed

[river imp]

not that i have noticed

[dense hatch]

how's it going y'all

[foggy harbor]

No romance options?😿😿😿

[valid cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-eric-cartman-craig-tucker-lola-south-park-gif-22863637

[nimble solar]

Overtime in Europe? Funny joke

[lunar loom]

Nope. No point in re-exploring PoIs either lol

[azure tartan]

I wouldn't work OT for the population of this discord, even for triple time.

[fierce totem]

🫃

[solid glade]

Interlinked

[orchid gale]

When sidorovich maid outfit update?

[summer cliff]

Sidorovich romance is in the game

[patent nova]

So 4 hours ago was commit about pcr_compliance. Your bets, when the patch will be released?)

[pallid sky]

Patch will come tomorrow? Any guesses?

[rain moon]

richter romance option

[wild beacon]

'n wat’s garn on with those fahkin' pregnant bloke emojis? av ya seen them? they’ah undah every single post now. Every. Single. Post. People ahah givin' up, folks. They’ve lost hope. They’ah saying, “you know wat? the bloody patch isn’t comin'. Fawrget it. Let’s just meme it into oblivion.” it’s a total breakdown of mawrale. The bloody server’s in chaos. We’ve nevah seen anythin' liyyke this befawah.

but let me tell ya something—when that patch does drop, if it evah does—it’s garn ta be fahkin' huge. Grouse. The bloody best patch you’ve evah seen, folks. Believe me. But until then? we wait. We wait 'n we meme. Sad! Fahkin' fair dinkum cobber.

[turbid jay]

Interlinked

[signal bronze]

Patch notes: added big booby bloodsuckers.

[remote oak]

i agree but I think it will be much smaller than people are assuming

[static compass]

It's rough rn

[quartz wind]

chances the patch comes out today are very low sadly

[subtle isle]

Give patch hole

[mystic bison]

people think optimization patch is gonna help them get more frames on their gtx 1080

[frank iron]

goodnight

[warped swan]

= 🧑‍🦯

[daring storm]

Good morning!

[frigid anchor]

Can someone explain why are the pregnant man everywhere

[robust vapor]

Cells, have you ever had a goon sesh, interlinked

[ebon flume]

People be like “I am having FPS drops on an RTX 4090 at 4K with performance DLSS.” GSC gaming be like “Run the game at 1080p should fix the problem”

[spark kettle]

Guys, it's not even 3PM in Prague, there's still 3 work hours left.
This chat is melting lol.

[quaint ruin]

No politics please 🥺

[misty kiln]

why tf is there a pregnant man emoji? wtf

[cold pewter]

patch notes: GSC finally figures out how to write code after 15 years

[jade geyser]

soon

[zinc apex]

Totally honest? Patch isn't going to release today my bet

[weary topaz]

If update is not dropping in 2 hours, i'm gonna get a furry mod for anomaly

[indigo carbon]

Patch 1.2.0 Notes

We’re excited to bring you the latest update, addressing key issues and making significant improvements to enhance your gaming experience. Here’s what’s included:
• No Patch

•    Soon

•    This week

[digital sapphire]

So I know there is a patch coming in the following hours/days but is it safe to play now? I'm currently ||at the swamp and got the info from sat dish kinda thing||, I don't know how further can I go without the bugs everyone is talking about. Do you think the hotfix could break my saves if I encounter hardlocking bugs so I should wait or what?

[red wave]

they used to put people like you against a wall and test firearms on them to see the effectiveness of newly developped weapons

[paper mirage]

If the patch doesn't work, shouldn't it be banned from sale on Steam? It's been a week since release, and only 0.1% of users have seen the ending.

[grave verge]

Sidorovich with a furry plug 😮‍💨

[icy tangle]

Within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked

[fierce totem]

the fact you know it exsists makes me believe you were going to download it regardless 🫃

[orchid gale]

The patch has been edging me, now you too?

[patent nova]

Yesterday was release_candidate, its pre-gold stage in sw development cycle👀

[celest oracle]

this chat is a big anomaly

[solid glade]

Within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked

[rain moon]

GSC is birthing the patch soon 🫃

[signal bronze]

This chat is cooked. Got pregnant men running around with monkeys and orangutans now.

[scarlet lintel]

Good day fine yns when shall the patch be meeting us in this humble acquaintance of ours?

[obsidian dew]

Furry play through is your ticket to YouTube fame

[safe shard]

funnily enough their steam store page actually does violate Steam's new terms

[turbid jay]

Within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked

[subtle isle]

Give us fokin patch gsc fok it

[cobalt locust]

With first story DLC, option to dress Sidorovich in maid costume and ability to bring Lebedev back to life will be added. Also romance options and pregnancy for Skif and different characters such as Barkeep, Sultan, Beard and others

[leaden scaffold]

sidirovich ate the patch

[analog helm]

the rest are experiencing some skill issue. The game was meant to be hardcore

[rapid solar]

helo guis pls listen to this while looting in stalker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtV9Vi6tSVk

[granite mortar]

this chat is a big shithole ever since like a week before launch

[river imp]

throw a bolt at us .. see what happens 😛

[frank iron]

Within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked

[sullen vessel]

I am tired boss

[robust vapor]

Interlinked, have you ever posted a mods profile picture in main chat, interlinked

[somber grail]

hello guys!

[remote oak]

will we ever get companions?

[nimble cipher]

rikflair_ has been warned

Reason: political jokes

[primal salmon]

I love bloodsucker nipples

[indigo carbon]

Just like the game

[zinc apex]

Put a bolt up my arse pls

[misty kiln]

patch released, game is now FLAWLESS

[mystic sigil]

Within cells Monolith.

[manic oriole]

"I went into the Zone, okay? I got hit by a fire anomaly. Total disaster. But I survived. Why? Because I’m smart. I know how to avoid danger. Other stalkers? Not so much. They walk right into it! It’s sad, really."

[left plume]

Patch in 19mins?

[vague gust]

True!

Just released!!

[keen bone]

omg chat have lost their minds I'm so sorry guys

[robust mountain]

**PFRRRRTRTT.. 🫃 💨 .. huge gas anomaly just got released.. who's going to look for the artifact? 😏 **

[dawn imp]

Its steam summer sale why isnt this game on sale yet ?

[manic minnow]

LETS GOOO PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[finite dragon]

uh oh, finger waggy nanny got mad that I said "putin". stinky.

[orchid gale]

WHOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOO, THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR BABY!!!!!! Finally some real transparency!!!

[uneven apex]

Eng chat is so cooked. No recovery

[solid glade]

Within cells Monolith.Within cells Monolith.Within cells Monolith.

[nimble heron]

When patch?

[warped swan]

come 1v1 me in mid

[fierce totem]

U can throw me around any day big guy 🫦

[grave verge]

let me maintain eye contact while searching

[summer cliff]

As I've said, they need to introduce laptops in safezones where you can play previous stalker games

[still ridge]

😭

[weary topaz]

🐟

[coarse sparrow]

ENG chat is beyond redemption

[icy tangle]

Constant K... You can pick up your patch.

[leaden scaffold]

“OmG GuyS PAtcH Is OuT!!” 🙀🙀

[valid cloak]

PATCH RELEASED, I HAVE GRAVITY ANOMALY ROMANCE OPTION RIGHT NOW

[red wave]

in like 5 minutes we should all say the patch is out to trick people just joining

[daring storm]

Bruh just get a Steam Deck.

[thin spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cheekibreeki-cheeki-breeki-intensifies-stalker-bandit-radio-stalker-clear-sky-gif-24295015

[raw yew]

not to troll or anything but would of been nice for a hotfix just to fix the quest that has softlocked a lot of people. Then do another patch later to fix more issues.

[azure tartan]

Check out the big brain on Brett

[river imp]

that would imply that new people stay here longer than you can type mpreg lol

[indigo carbon]

When Game Release?

[stoic ermine]

Guys. Patch notes are here!!!
But for some reason the only change is that Sidorovich now charges more for his wares! D:

[scarlet lintel]

Yo chat what if they added a dlc to stalker 2 where you play as some military guy whos task is to find the missing helicopters in the zone

[woven merlin]

aight just bought the the game

[patent nova]

👿👿👿👿👿:

[cobalt locust]

To much expectations my man

[primal salmon]

They better implement female bloodsuckers after a patch, or else....

[zinc apex]

Alife fix or nothing

[timid canyon]

Have devs fired their community manager post release?

[errant lark]

for game we waiting 15 years they make shit

[foggy harbor]

Main story is bugged for me so I’m on my own quest. I’m searching for legendary female bloodsucker, I have found some notes about her, I think I’m onto something.

[frank iron]

did u guys hear stalker 2 released

[robust vapor]

What happened to mpreg?? Is it safe?

[manic oriole]

These anomalies, they’re a disaster, folks. You never know where they are, they can hit you anytime. But let me tell you something—if I were in charge of the Zone, we’d build a wall around those anomalies. And it would be the best wall. No anomalies would get through, trust me

[vague gust]

Jokes aside.

The patch has been officially released.

Wishing everyone an enjoyable game and fewer bugs!

[orchid gale]

Me when I finally find the 6,3 mommy dom gf ( she told me to kneel)

[finite dragon]

sir, will you kindly disclose average BMI of a furry jannie?

[warped swan]

rush B

[leaden scaffold]

fella keeps writing majestic literature

[fierce totem]

The monkeys joined in. but the mpreg emission seems to be dying down slowly

[manic minnow]

GSC just released a demo of the A-Life 2.0 capabilities

https://youtu.be/8j3Ub8g2uX8

[red wave]

i need a 6'8ft tall duty stalker mommy who has three artifacts that make her weigh even more so she can crush me under her black military boots

[static compass]

[vivid oracle]

Restarted steam, I see it

[nimble heron]

Link to patch notes

[uneven apex]

це повідомлення не містить нічого значущого

[rocky moat]

that one is definitely politics

[wild beacon]

All i want is ta ride snawrks, is it too much ta ask? it's been a week now 'n i'm still usin' my own legs ta traverse the bloody zone liyyke some rookie fresh out of cawrdon. Sids jokin' that my thighs ahah biggah than a pseudogiants. Bloody oath cobber.

[nova palm]

go to your own chat

[indigo carbon]

Amateurs when patch

[snow lark]

[stoic ermine]

"Mpreg is slowly dying out"
Chat: Are you sure about that?!

[deep bloom]

Patch When

[hidden radish]

How big is the patch?

[jade geyser]

no politics pls

[winged crow]

When multi-player I install again. 160gb for a fo4 mod is a bit much

[cobalt locust]

I heard rumors about big dong Chimera wandering around Prypiat and CNPP, that's my mission to complete

[frigid ginkgo]

150gb

[solid glade]

The patch knows where it patch at all times. It patches this because it patches where it isn't, by patching where it patches, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where patch'nt, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or patchiation.

[turbid jay]

8.9GB

[woven merlin]

Capitalism got to him

[orchid gale]

How big tell me more please

[coarse sparrow]

I am starting to think patch is not coming actually guys, you can go do stuff

[jolly urchin]

anyone know if it is normal to only recieve confirmation of purchase and the key from game legends for collector physical edition, getting woried since its been 9 days now lmfao

[spark kettle]

I for sure hope we get the patch so I can get past the post-SIRCAA quests this weekend

[errant lark]

go back to stalker Gamma

[sweet oasis]

There is no Patch yet. Please dont lie

[vague gust]

I have 8.64GB in Steam

[scarlet lintel]

They added the low taper fade to stalker 2 in this patch guys

[blissful dome]

Mines 6.9gb

[robust mountain]

My update is pregnant

[warped swan]

pill kutin 😎

[icy tangle]

mine is 16 centimeter

[manic minnow]

New patch is 139 GB

[leaden scaffold]

the low taper fade meme is still massive, i’m seeing new ones everyday

[mystic sigil]

Within cells, Monolith. Within Pripyat, monolith. Interlinked. Within cells, Monolith, monolith.

[patent nova]

Liar's😿

[foggy harbor]

2 hours 13 minutes until patch

[azure tartan]

Pretty sure most places aren't shipping physical until next year? April maybe?

[sweet belfry]

GSC ceo needs a low taper fade

[uneven apex]

https://tenor.com/view/fcc-finch-chicken-channel-stalker-chernobyl-strelok-gif-25426279

[summer cliff]

This chat is bricked beyond repair

[indigo carbon]

About 8 cm fully hard

[stoic ermine]

You guys are lucky. My patch is making me re-download the entire game with extra 20gb on top

[rocky moat]

pretty average, right?

[river imp]

lights smoke

[frank iron]

mine is 5.8

[jade geyser]

proofs in dm please

[elfin sail]

This game doesn’t have awesome sauce status

[somber grail]

Patch only for ultimate edition!

[solid glade]

Delectable, you will be egged

[robust vapor]

How many of you are surviving tonight without getting banned? Imma guess like half

[jolly urchin]

lol fair ill just wait until i get harassed by customs 💀

[orchid gale]

Proof?

[frigid ginkgo]

Edged?

[gray turret]

there is no patch I see no patch my patch is unpergante

[scarlet lintel]

This patch is gonna be be massive, but yknow what is also massive?

[cobalt locust]

Bigger than elephant's

[vague gust]

Check the #📰┃announcement

No patch this week 😦

[terse willow]

Unpregnante?

[fierce totem]

🫃

[turbid jay]

Within cells, Monolith. Within Pripyat, monolith. Interlinked. Within cells, Monolith, monolith.

[naive rain]

yeah guys they released the patch with no announcement or anything! mine is 69.69 gigs!

[reef raptor]

this chat's warns/bans list

[warped swan]

I'm inspired to get the same haircut as the GSC CEO, it's really manly and stylish

[manic minnow]

A woman

[red wave]

im never leaving

[leaden scaffold]

what the heck do you mean bricked 💀💀

[versed kernel]

2 1/5 inches

[azure tartan]

This discord needs to be nuked and restarted with an age limit.

[keen bone]

The Purge is necessary to ensure the stability of the chat for future generations

[rocky moat]

he is a big ukrainian guy!

[ember kettle]

wtf is this pregnancy thing hahaha

[stoic ermine]

I'm just enjoying the dumpster fire I'm in the middle of.

[river imp]

since you used your avatar command we lost the mod that was here ^^ .. noticed? 😛

[white lion]

What is A-Life ?

[solid glade]

Within cells, Monolith. Within Pripyat, monolith. Interlinked. Within cells, Monolith, monolith.

[quartz wind]

people in here are kind retarded

[robust vapor]

I am like 99% positive we are all over 18 here lol

Welcome to the future of brain rot

[quaint ruin]

Your m...

[patent nova]

👿👿👿👿

[foggy harbor]

Shhhiiiit. Man, I think he’s in the same dungeon with female bloodsucker

[manic oriole]

Look, folks, I’ve been in the Zone. Tremendous place, really. But here’s the thing—there’s this mutant called a Burer… It’s supposed to control minds, right? Well, I’ve seen better leadership from some of the stalkers I’ve met. Believe me

[orchid gale]

🫦

[indigo carbon]

When will this game come out of early access?

[turbid jay]

My son hit 17 this year, old prick

[warped swan]

my disappointment in this game

[red wave]

yo please i need this as a gif please i need to save this please bro please bro please send this as a gif bro please i need it bro

[cobalt locust]

Within next 14 years, that if If GSC will not go radio silent like they did after CoP

[leaden scaffold]

not nice. mods, kill this guy

[icy tangle]

When will you come out of your closet?

[hardy apex]

Hello, is Stalker 3 announced yet?

[gray turret]

Stalker 69

[floral osprey]

I am stuck on Loadingscreen What i need to do

[cunning vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-patiently-melissa-gif-18714692

[rapid solar]

Its called patch cause when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

[azure tartan]

Nah, I meant 30+

[pastel stream]

where's the update

[river imp]

press any button to continue ^^

[cobalt kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/robozz-electro-man-electro-gif-14636392030153133537

[terse willow]

Blud is in his 60s

[ashen compass]

F for Patch

[robust vapor]

Have you talked to the old heads around here? They are worse, especially if you conglomerate them

[solid glade]

We are retarded.

But kind :3

[manic minnow]

Update's over there

[white terrace]

STEAM PATCH OUT, RESTART STEAM BROS

[nimble solar]

GSC just announced that they released patch the dog from captivity, you can all stop asking now

[errant lark]

i have cracked version of the game and he worked better than the official.

[indigo carbon]

Yes you can pre order the ultimate softlock edition for 999$

[quartz wind]

hey I am in here to so yea I am kind of retarded myself it burn on me too

[leaden scaffold]

blud says this every 20 minutes

[red wave]

Sidorovich begging for my mac n cheese consistency baby batter

[left plume]

you need to update ur BIOS to get the update

[gray turret]

I got version of game for $69 had nudie burer got dang

[hardy apex]

Ill order your mom

[signal bronze]

Patch Adams

[floral osprey]

cant

[elfin sail]

Really gottem with that one

[orchid gale]

I’m going to absolutely freak on sidorovich

[wind cedar]

The patch is a lie

[naive rain]

my snorks have a weird second gasmask between their legs...did i get the right game D:

[warped swan]

Drink your stalker energy drinks boys

[glacial stream]

SIZES [ 128 | 256 | 512 | 1024 | 2048 ]

This is the avatar from _litchking_

[spare dome]

Do you think freedomers shag mutants?

[nimble cipher]

lordhezi has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[somber grail]

Patch will release after putin (khuilo) dead

[frank iron]

🫃

[viscid sleet]

I've just got the patch by email, restart your browser guys

[indigo carbon]

Wann be my daddy? 🫦

[unique phoenix]

You guys have to download Sly Cooper: Band of Thieves for the patch to show up

[solid glade]

Strider warned us of the patch. He told us to move on but Faust kept sayin the patch cometh

[errant lark]

fitgirl-repacks work better than my steam version

[nimble solar]

The prophet has returned

[leaden scaffold]

when stalker 3 molt?

[rocky moat]

Mol1t is here! we summoned him

[patent nova]

Send me bank card data + cvv and patch will be released

[late egret]

Funny friends! I went into a pub and there are only monoliths and zombies... 🤣

[red wave]

someone avatar my pfp

[gray turret]

[foggy harbor]

He’s immortal 😔😔😔

[fierce totem]

if you cant beat em, join em 🫃

[tropic cobalt]

he knows stuff i am sure

[orchid gale]

Please guide us show us the way, tell us the truth, let us down easy

[icy tangle]

[floral osprey]

I AM STUCK ON LOADING SCREEN WHAT I NEED TO DO GUYSS

[hardy apex]

Strelok is trying to bring us the patch from Chernobyl right this moment

[bronze patrol]

I love this chat

[warped swan]

[robust vapor]

Oop

[white terrace]

UNINSTALL AND BECOME PREGNANT

[cobalt locust]

Have some freaky time with Sidorovich

[solid glade]

Do not go gentle into that good night

[nimble solar]

Oh lady of the lake, your arm clad in purest shimmering samite, holding aloft the patch

[ashen compass]

most of yall need this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teIbh8hFQos&ab_channel=TheGedvis

[finite dragon]

Still no patch.. wtf guys

[patent nova]

Pls brotha tell the devs to hurry, i have softlock😿

[red wave]

do not go gentle with sidorovich he likes it tough and rough, rumble and tumble

[robust mountain]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Patch Ne Budet

[sterile tinsel]

I have been playing the game in vr on my quest 2 using both cloudplay and remote play, really enjoying it

[zinc apex]

Salam Aleikum. Why are mods removing avatar pics??

[wind cedar]

Sonya Kalyna is best waifu

[elfin sail]

Yes I playing stalker 2 on my Samsung fridge

[hard chasm]

[icy tangle]

guys yall need to join the c-consciousness in order to patch this game

[white lion]

What's wrong with LGBTQ in Kentucky? I feel insulted ngl.

[orchid gale]

About to bend that mam till he breaks

[thick wolf]

1 more minute until @indigo carbon

[glossy blade]

How soon is the soon? We gonna find out soon

[vague gust]

Everyone!

Go to Steam's game settings!

Game files -> Beta versions -> choose #26419673

So you will access the Patch!

Welcome 🙏

[raven gulch]

Any update on the patch? I really wanna do the Main Story mission but also dont wanna brick my game

[hardy apex]

In dire need of Streloks nudes.

[frank iron]

🫃

[mighty sentinel]

Install new patch that releases in 1 min

[robust vapor]

What are your thoughts on the level of brain rot in this channel tonight?

[warped swan]

🅱️ 🇦 🇹 🇨 🇭 👀

[obsidian herald]

Hello guys im John Stalker and the Zone is my home

[naive rain]

dang haha i dropped my i phone max 26 checking for the patch...still not out, guess ill drive my silly 6'4" self to chic fil a in my bentley haha

[somber grail]

patch = wipe?

[signal bronze]

gib patch

[solid glade]

Awww shiieeet ... not agaaaiiinnn ? ...

[cobalt locust]

That's some next level foreshadowing

[zinc hornet]

why did you left us oh monolith

soon ™

[static compass]

Avatar spam

[tropic cobalt]

bro is playing with my feelings

[tawdry lily]

Patch is ouuuuttt

[viscid sleet]

Imagine the level of trolling if the patch does not even exist

[errant lark]

fitgirl-repacks work better than steam version

[versed cobalt]

YOOOO THE PATCH IS REALY HERE

[glossy blade]

ok, info is on the way

[ocean raven]

😏

[crisp turtle]

Hello fellas

[weary osprey]

It’s real

[shadow axle]

Can mod set 15min slow mode to stop this shitstorm ?

[frail arch]

Can we pls have update so i can finally play this game this weekend? PLS

[fierce totem]

OMFG its happening ya all

[dusty ravine]

damn actually here

[indigo carbon]

Maybe you guys should follow these steps

1. Check Your PC Specs
   Make sure your system meets the game’s minimum system requirements.

2. Update Your Graphics Drivers
   Use the provided mini-guide if you encounter any issues updating your drivers.

3.Verify the Integrity of Game Files

Follow the specific instructions for verifying game files on Steam.

4. Run as Administrator

[wooden sundial]

omg

[manic minnow]

Patch notes:

Added ray reconstruction option in the settings, see you next year

[keen bone]

omg chat we're patchnant

[fierce arch]

patch is out, format you computers to update

[safe shard]

it's a boy 🫃

[true smelt]

13,68 GB

[terse willow]

Time for a gender reveal party in Kentucky!

[white terrace]

PATCH IS ACTUALLY OUT

[digital sapphire]

yeah patch 's really out

[summer cliff]

I'm gonna touch you

[left plume]

ITS OUT 13 GB

[grave verge]

Stop Trolling guys or i will touch you

[azure tartan]

Yeah boooooy

[proven meteor]

WUUUUT I dont see it on my steam

[static compass]

Don't

[mystic whale]

downloadin but wheres the notes

[sick shoal]

Restart Steam if you don't see it yet

[sterile tinsel]

Im very serious about playing in vr, yes its still flat but i find it more enjoyable with a much bigger screen then my 50" 4k tv

[rain marten]

Restart steam, can confirm there is an update this time.

[mystic sigil]

Patch out o/

[livid slate]

Its actually out; restart steam

[tame coral]

Omg I am leaving work rn

[rugged osprey]

dont download its a trap wait for announcement

[rain moon]

i think its out? 13.68 GB, quite a big one

[zinc apex]

It's there! Praise Allah! 🇩🇪

[glossy blade]

Pushed the buttons for steam, egs and gog, #📰┃announcement inc. with full patchnote

[reef viper]

13,7 GB

[raven kiln]

Is it out on Xbox

[main ermine]

yep it's in public branch

[nimble solar]

WE BULLIED THEM INTO RELEASING THE PATCH WE DID IT REDDIT

[foggy wing]

[crystal glen]

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH🫃

[orchid gale]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO 5 min timer is atrocious

[feral crow]

XBOX has it on gamepass

[vague gust]

This time it's really LIVE 🙂

[golden harness]

Brooo

[oak narwhal]

PATCHY PATCH FUСK YEAH

[wind cedar]

Alife is fixed braders

[ember birch]

patch notes where

[smoky bane]

It's not.

[frank iron]

power of 🫃

[woven nymph]

batching?

[robust vapor]

I WAS HERE CHAT, I WAS HEREEEE
5 minutes is INSANE

[velvet ivy]

it's out!

[warped swan]

Nine Inch Nails - Closer
This song is dedicated to the chat

[icy tangle]

you better fix damn crashes or ill marry you

[turbid jay]

WE HAVE IT BOYS PATCH IS OUT!

[hard chasm]

PATCH is not HERE

[modest canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/ehh-larry-david-confused-gif-13481267

[foggy harbor]

My last hope. My last tool. Hope. Hope. Gulliman. Liar! Betrayer!

[versed cape]

The man the myth @glossy blade !

[cobalt locust]

wowowo, some changes made 4 minutes ago

[uneven apex]

Todays patch has cured my 🇨ock and balls cancer

[half heath]

Whu about XBAWX

[zinc hornet]

restart your steam it's updating rn. thank you monolith

[golden mesa]

patch ?

[mortal kindle]

@glossy blade any idea when Xbox patch will go live?

[glossy blade]

a little later today

[rapid ibex]

PAAAAAAAAAATCH

[graceful onyx]

13.68 GB Patch on Steam

[elfin sail]

React to claim your ‘witnessed stalker 2 patch live’ badge 👇

[potent mica]

Here?

[safe pasture]

Soon

[fossil lotus]

Patch

[worthy lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[thin spire]

did the patch fix wireless controller issues

[jolly mountain]

where can I find the notes, mol1t?

[jade geyser]

push it for gamepass

[hidden radish]

Where can we see what is included in the patch? (Is it in the announcements?)

[glacial perch]

why are we spamming the pregnant man emoji

[unreal grove]

update just dropped get your bread

[rapid solar]

@indigo carbon

[rotund sorrel]

where patch notes?

[snow lark]

Patch is out

[weary osprey]

Deadzone is hopefully implemented @glossy blade 👀😘

[static compass]

[weary topaz]

Patch is gay

[bronze patrol]

Hold ur pregnant men

[patent nova]

Does old saves comply with new patch?

[fierce totem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
This chat rn

[tranquil yacht]

let's goooo

[ocean raven]

Patch is trans

[manic minnow]

PATCH NOTES

[safe shard]

patch notes or 🫃

[worthy lagoon]

Restart Steam, the patch is out

[indigo carbon]

And everyone said it would be a dumb move to push a patch on a Friday. First time here?

[digital sapphire]

we might sometimes bully you but we love you @glossy blade and the whole team, don't get burnt out pls

[obsidian herald]

Banana or Apple

[dawn imp]

@worthy lagoon lower the cooldown

[turbid moat]

That juicy 13.68 gb patch

[craggy carbon]

Dont expect a life fixes this early. Dont be dissapointed for no reason

[summer cliff]

Now watch the patch break the game even more guys (jk)

[ripe osprey]

is not out is game pass

[long warren]

it's downloadiiiiiiiiing

[light wigeon]

Hmmm

[glossy falcon]

Patch wfor game passss !!!!!!!

[stark steppe]

just got the update on GOG

[prisma narwhal]

Shows how much the average guy knows about game development

[stray gyro]

Patchnotes ???

[obsidian sphinx]

🫃

[quartz wind]

dedicate Pantera Floods to this chat https://youtu.be/R5pr9lDaEyw?si=rg2W7PscQA7twpRD

[hasty wyvern]

how to force update on Xbox game Pass (PC)?

[spark stone]

patchnotes please

[hidden gull]

13 gigs PATCH?!?!?!

[left plume]

Patch Notes?

[worthy lagoon]

Soon

[rose grotto]

🫃

[wise timber]

Spit on it and give it a twist

[lament sphinx]

you wait

[ionic crater]

13gb

[plush hare]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-lennon-joueur-du-grenier-les-rpg-money-argent-gif-23631707

[wary saddle]

13.6

[proven meteor]

ye I have tried it as at 1st I thought that it is spam and lies but it is not ... downloaded already 😄
Back to the Zone S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !

[quiet zinc]

damn no ones ever satisfied ig, patch comes out and everyones now upset about there not being instant patchnotes, patch on gamespass immediately etc

[zinc apex]

Alife is fixed 💦💦💦

[mossy frigate]

Are there any patch notes?

[glossy blade]

Patchnotes are going live on steam, once they load we do a ping

[lime canyon]

🫃

[oblique mural]

It's 132 gb patch? Can we have sexy Snork option for deluxe user

[nimble solar]

THE SACRED TEXTS

[wild beacon]

mpreg confirmed?

[orchid gale]

Please reduce my timer from 5 mins I’ve been a good boy

[pale socket]

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[daring ember]

patch today?

[unreal yacht]

patch on black friday!

[eternal bobcat]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[torpid bay]

Download is 13.7GB

[worn plank]

yeah you can download it now

[clear wind]

Controllers still borked 🥳🥳🥳

[wind cedar]

Hopefully existing mods will still work

[vague gust]

Wow!

I have no stutters and bugs at all!!

Thank you GSC!

[warped swan]

The prison riot shall subside.. for now

[radiant bough]

PATCHIE

[rain bridge]

What about 🫃Skif?

[frigid ginkgo]

yes, its updating now

[inland vector]

patch is out?

[burnt owl]

gamepass patch when?

[covert cradle]

Now its time for when patch note

[foggy wing]

[alpine fiber]

[zinc hornet]

patch notes?

[ember birch]

[frank tundra]

please dont break mods

[shrewd egret]

tricked

[earnest haven]

Patch notes please

[simple scarab]

the Monolith has answered our prayers brothers. Let us take this moment to bathe in his eternal light and carry out his will. Glory to the Monolith.

[ebon flume]

Finally, GSC released the patch before GTA 6 came out

[gaunt basin]

Hmmmmmmmm

[pastel jay]

where could we read the patch notes?

[tired island]

my skif is pregnant after the update

[torn iron]

that includes pc gamepass?

[smoky bane]

He's just a man, can you wait a little bit?

[turbid jay]

love you dad, baby delivered

[signal elk]

Okay this patch is out. Now the important question, when the next patch comes out? Next patch when? Give us patch

[finite dragon]

When I picture skiff I see Theo von idk why

[neon sandal]

patch is up

[static compass]

https://discord.com/channels/504587323577729024/504592534081896458

[red wave]

We all been thru so much,
i'd like to thank @robust vapor for being my day 1 fighting wog and snorzi
id also like to thank mpreg sidorovich for being so welcoming into his bunker bed

[tranquil yacht]

Waiting patiently for Xbox patch 🤔

[worthy lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-explaining-gif-25555840

[weary topaz]

For real ? 💀

[fierce totem]

gamepass patch when? 🫃

[nimble sparrow]

[undone epoch]

Update is out, 13 gigs

[worn mica]

Hopefully they drop patch notes soon. Thanks to the whole team for making this happen.

[timid canyon]

HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY 🤣

[jade geyser]

thank me for booty duck or im leaving

[gleaming fiber]

Wouldnt expect deadzone fixes here. Make the game run better first.

[wooden epoch]

when is patch? ||now||

[primal hill]

YAAAYYY

[tame coral]

Thanks @glossy blade

[foggy harbor]

PATCH 2 WHEN???🫃🏿

[main ermine]

Congrats on first patch, have a good weekend GSC.

Would love to see the notes soon

[brazen saffron]

I hope that money bug is still not fixed

[rough condor]

@safe shard I'm softlocked like that as well, bloodcyka baby daddy keeps respawning, demanding I give him weekends

[glossy falcon]

God damn PATCH FOR XBOX GAME PASSSSSSSSSS WHEREEEEEE

[quartz wind]

announcements is a lie you need to wait in this chat for random weirdoes too tell you when its out

[safe shard]

I don't want to mpreg my pc again if the patch isn't worthy

[keen bone]

I hope the hotfix list is a bit longer cos to me 13GB to fix like 5 things is kind of HUGE but if not its ok I understand optimization and bug fixes in modern games these days can require big patches like that

[stark steppe]

interesting that steams update is 13GB and on GOG only 10GB

[left plume]

thank you GSC for the patch ❤️

[turbid moat]

Insert Oprah Gif: You get a patch. You get a patch. Everyone gets a patch!

[mighty sentinel]

The day zero patch was 120gb

[reef sable]

https://tenor.com/view/orban-orbán-orbán-viktro-viktor-hello-gif-19153970

[deep trench]

Does game pass version get a patch right now as well? I don’t have power at my home so I can’t check

[manic oriole]

Whole game is a patch

[somber grail]

lodochkin opened door??

[wooden dust]

Whens the patch getting pushed for Xbox?

[drowsy brook]

I think they compressed it a lot because the updating takes a lot of time for me personally

[flint saddle]

I mean, it's correct that it's unwise to push a patch on Friday unless you're fine with working weekends

[somber furnace]

Waiting for xbox patch

[solemn axle]

just turn the power on ?

[scenic lark]

can i save my cute dilf Gaffer now?

[dapper dove]

PATCH 13 GIG

[wise timber]

Stalker 2 made me pregerant

[ember robin]

So when is Xbox getting the patch? Some communication would be nice

[wanton remnant]

PATCH! 13GB

[heavy valve]

Later today for Xbox apparently

[tulip drum]

13.7 GB on Steam

[lime canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[nimble solar]

It’s a community event we have to identify the changes ourselves and when we find the last one they will fix a life

[spark kettle]

I have 43 Gb free on the disk, why does it say not enough free disk space?

[rugged osprey]

where patch notes

[polar salmon]

i wonder if it will mess up pak. mods

[daring ember]

I hope the patch fix the softlocked especially on the "Like the Good Old Days" and "On the Edge"

[snow lark]

Soon downloaded the 13 GB patch 🙂

[spare dome]

10gb of the patch are new texture for Sidorovich's bald head

[patent nova]

Downloaded and installed. Less go guys!

[digital sapphire]

You can check the steamdb page, actual filesize increase is 11.89MiB but I guess the changes are scattered across files so they should be redownloaded so I would'nt get my expectations too high until the patchnotes

[wary saddle]

cause there's alot of file reorganization

[foggy bobcat]

the stalker 2 arg

[warped swan]

Okay gang, the patch dropped so we can go back to A-Life now.
🐒 🐒 A-LIFE APES STRONG TOGETHER 🐒 🐒

[orchid gale]

I’m sorry, waiting for the patch had me acting up

[pale vigil]

Update????

LETS GO

[golden harness]

Of course, the modders have to update their mods

[visual warren]

Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious

[digital bison]

where patch notes

[eager vector]

the 132 reserved space for 13 gbs is kinda crazy, steam is going nuts lmao

[vivid lantern]

i just want to say one thing ..... ONE THING ..... that is all

[wind cedar]

Install finished. Cya in the zone nerds.

[robust mountain]

I still crash in Rostok 💀

[ripe quail]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UPDATEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[rose glacier]

HERE WE ARE

[gloomy knoll]

Monolith be praised!

[chilly bronze]

NO WAYYY

[inland vector]

wheres the patch notes?

[raven zenith]

13gb update

[elfin sail]

Patch notes out ok I’m leaving

[quick abyss]

im not gonna update

[jade ember]

Patch download complete lol let's go

[lost hatch]

finally 😄

[primal salmon]

69 mb update

[thick owl]

gigachad

[rose grotto]

PATCH 🫃

[sullen radish]

No patch in gamepass?

[ember birch]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1643320/view/4455844537830474602

[humble walrus]

YAY Stalker Patch

[quiet zinc]

There's STILL no sex with Sidorovich update. WHAT have the devs even been doing

[summer cliff]

Now let this chat figure out the patchnotws

[cobalt plume]

13.7 gig patch?

[meager kindle]

can we see the patch notes

[vague gust]

Check

#📰┃announcement

[signal elk]

Damn we gamepass users are like the adopted son they don't like :( lol

[sullen vessel]

Patch notes?

[finite dragon]

same PC gamepass over here. Nothing yet.. think we might be screwed waiting for the console patch which makes no sense since we're also PC

[proven meteor]

Do we have to disable mods now till new versions are released?

[lyric cave]

PATCH IS OUT!! so happy i didn’t get to modding anything yet LOL

[rain moon]

they remove the pregmoji from the announcement 🫃

[silk tree]

xbox game pass takes a lil while, but it should be out later 😄
fuking finally i can play now 😄

[vivid fossil]

I don't see any update

[finite dragon]

Restart steam if you don't see an update

[crystal glen]

NOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEESSSSS?

[hybrid ether]

remove mods?