#⭐┃nospoilers_general
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Is the multiplayer just gonna be pvp?
Maybe more
hi where could i know information about what exact time is stalker 2 going to be released?
Watching a video of someone playing COP and there was an emission coming, and he drank something which made him pass out and I guess the emission didn't kill him. What was that??
id expect 30
I bet itll be like Survarium
Hey all I want to ask I bought ultimate physical edition on game legends , when I will recive cd key to predownload game ? Don’t tell me with preorder I will get it on 20 🥲
no one knows yet
it’s been implied that it’s gonna be like deathmatch
Thug shaker anomaly when , you just get stuck there shaking it until you die
Multiplayer will not be a kind of pvp like those in soc?
i would love proper co op
That's what i want to know, because someone told me IT WAS NOT COOP so..
12:00AM to 11:59PM on November 20th.
Yup, ew
I did read it, the issue here is that I am not able to access the channel to select a fraction, so I am asking what's the solution to access it.
I’m saying dude. I could care less about pvp
blocked
@near roost Sweepstakes Faction change restriction will become active on November 18, at 00:05 CET
No one knows. Pay attention to #📰┃announcement the next two days
I hope for something like private server hosting, like free roaming in the zone, chilling and else
@near roost have you heard of a man being sued by the fish poles agency
Wouldn't we all , just imagine a massive lobby with like 20+ people roaming the zone , or a massive multiplayer server with like atleast 60+ , that'd be a real experience ngl
I CANT EVEN APPLY THE BUTTON ISNT WORKING
they should add vapes that randomly explode
Guess it's too late 
We have all the PVP games out there and the one game we want multiplayer in (just coop), is also going to have PVP 😒
Fake.
Im going over to my friends house to play the game with him next weekend, he's had it preordered since I think early 2022
no coop officially
i just realized
"made in China" frfr
@worn oar it's too late to become a cow
Hey all I want to ask I bought ultimate physical edition on game legends , when I will recive cd key to predownload game ? Don’t tell me with preorder I will get it on 20 🥲
Even just coop with 1 person in stalker 2 would be enough for me
It is too late to join a faction now, you can only participate in the ROG Ally giveaway.
Modders will do it hopefully
A proper VR mod is very possible with stalker 2 due to it being UE5
You gotta be kidding me
Well.. Private server with that kind of feature is not coop 
Heard of UEVR?
yeah
ask the third party seller you bought from. How are we supposed to know the terms and conditions of every third party site
imagine taking a hit to fight the radiation and it just explodes in your face
bot?
that sounds like coop
So in other words you're saying I'll have to wait until then to access the fraction channel?
this new footage with those rats looks so flat with this lighting, no dynamic shadows at all, dont you think the same?
rip free stalkers channel
me thinks most stalker players are not Gen Z
@cold urchin get moisture by cats forg
Sounds like the pitch to fallout 76 ngl 
I hope, or GSC releases an SDK for people with servers, like me, to create our own coop session.
multiplayer is gonna be similar to the previous games
You are basically 15 mins late. Joining or switching faction is locked now.
Multiplayer will be classic PVP on enclosed maps only, like in the originals, no?
@lean sigil I understand how to become a Abba person
yeh the button still aint working for some
Not really, people can do anything they want on the server, like private server on Gamma
oh my god are we talking about co op AGAIN
Ok thank you, got that.
What’s that?
a pvp with shops?
40yr old me just crying in the corner 
Hopefully they bring some artifacts inspired by the book cause that'd be awesome , well more artifacts
That's what the devs have heavily implied, yes.
I would rather say it's too late to become a normal human being lmao
But you can still join for the ROG Ally giveaway!
You and me both
NOOOOOOOO
damn bro took the "grow up already" too serious
So. Theres alot of leaks rn. Saying its a mess on xbox
It may require completely stripping all of the games mechanics down and rebuilding them to get proper VR so it could take many many months if not years for someone to make and finish a project like that I think
Expected
YES IT WORKED
What’s probably the best artifact to smoke 🤔 freedom probably knows
whats a mess?
that would be amazing to see, my hopes are up
im getting that prize im telling you
Half the work's already done as far as gettting the game running in VR is concerned due to UEVR
The game.
IT AINT OUT YET CUH
i think realistically if we want full vr support that'd be a few years but some basic stuff could defintely be done in <1 year
there was like one guy on reddit lol
Eh, no Day 1 patch so far
I mean actually having it like other VR games like contractors or Into the radius
oh no, thats what im going to play it on 😢
some people go their copys.
If I don't win the giveaway I will protest and disable the brain scorcher (GSC servers)
i don't think having full vr interactivity is necessary
Damn doomers at it again hoping the game fails then will find some other way to try to make sure they’re right once it doesn’t fail
i dont own an xbox, not my prob
their fault for gaming on console 
something like subnautica's vr mod would be plenty IMO
That doesn't surprise me. Isn't the map like absolutely gigantic
Will there be a day1 patch
No not necessary but it would be really awesome
Roger that, but part of the rules say I quote "• Within the specified Sweepstakes period, choose a Faction to join and remain in that Faction until the results of the Sweepstakes are announced."
ppl have copies
we got new factions?
60 square km
However I don’t think current VR tech could run stalker 2
I want to harvest all the sweet sweet artifacts
Poll spam
this been official for 4 years xD
poop spam
A mess how?
About the size of north sentinel island
@glossy blade can you repost the giveaways in free_stalkers? hard to find
oh it would 100% need to be running on a pc
@copper otter how's the hernia been doing for you
It's pinned
one guy on reddit said there was bugs but didnt elaborate lmao
It's bigger than my real town btw
oh
Honestly hope the multiplayer is just better then BLOPS 6 at the moment
@spiral stump how's your hernia
60km2 isn’t that big when you have maps like altis and chernarus
my bad I'll just pay him a visit
Low framerate. Framepacing issues. Bugged texture/Lighting.
lmao imagine buying S2 because you're hyped for the deathmatch mode
@limpid salmon how's the Maxie doing
Comes to Xbox at 10am Central. If you want yours, search 10am Central into Google.
The Day Before was better than this game..
So it's clear to me that I needed a faction role to be eligible, well that's how its written @flint osprey
cyberpunk 2077 moment
Reason: Bad word usage
like 8 different giveaways in free_Stalker only chat
its doing
Sounds about right, reddit's an echo chamber of complainers after all 
👀
Yeah oath
fr
ur accoutn has to be at least 6 months old to participate, damn. mine is prob 3 or 4 months old
So bad time for me to not own a pc huh?
🦜
I sincerely hope not, but it seems that way
nah dude you'll probably be fine
I dont know man. Lets hope theres a day 1 patch
oh i see now
lets all just sit back and hope whatever issues are fixed soon after launch
mine is over 6 years old, way over
no bad time to dive into PC gaming was during the pandemic prices were utterly insane
can i have ur password if u win
I mean, for maps made now. It is, it's not common to see that big of open map games anymore
kill monolith fighters and take their stuff
there will almost certainly be one, most games have one, the players are the best play testers afterall
Big and squishy
could u link me to the game? in dm?
no
Who is Prapor
is that a game? could u link me to it in dm?
I have it pre-ordered, it's more because I've been waiting for it for years than because I really expect it to turn out well, but oh well, the die is cast.
Tarkov trader
There is a Sweepstakes period and there is a Sweepstakes Faction change restriction period. You missed the deadline for the faction change, but the Sweepstakes period is still ongoing. For the ROG Ally it says, I quote, "that will be a prize for anyone present during the Sweepstakes period on the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Discord Community at Discord.gg/stalker regardless of the participation in any Faction).".
Oh you dear sweet innocent child. How I envy you.
which are empty af. stalker 2's map is going to be much more dense
am i not allowed to enter the give away, i clicked to join it since it started and still not in it 😭
I only use 5.56 because I have so many from dead monoliths
What the crap is he doing here
nope not a game it just honestly sounds like they say that when you face monolith soldiers lol
I keep seeing "1 new message" in #free-stalkers but no new message
day one patch isnt out. cant judge until then tbh
Literally Sid but good prices and gives free loot
i wonder who wins in a few days. Western Polish expectations or Slavic Tech Jank
bingo
True but who doesn’t like walking through a giant expanse of grass for 40 minutes just to reach a tiny village
They should host a server wide twerk off , winner gets a free and early copy of stalker 2
loot everything and everyone you kill chug a load of hercules bring it back to a techie repair everything and sell it, repeat and you get bank
Thanks for that mate, I did miss that part.

Tashonka looming menacing
POLANNN 
and im not even going to be playing on launch, going over to a friends house next weekend so day one patch will be out by then
2 more days
Damn
Holy shit , death stranding!

I'm hungry, need me some of that Stalker "bread"
@wide owl till your water breaks
There must BE at least 1 T posing bandit loool
All I’m gonna say is don’t expect max setting at 100fps+ on your 7 year old PCs on a game that uses the newest modern graphics and engine and then say it’s unoptimized because your PC is slower than Internet Explorer
can i make tickets to ask questions?
those little creatures...needs more pet tushonka
as long as theres cigarette animations for me to enjoy, i dont mind a hike
You can download the files the day before.?
Need me some of that good old radiation bread
ME ACTIVELY PLAYING DS 🤯
The reacts are wild 😂😭
Download what?
these polls
its so dry, there is no radiation
@gleaming ruin stoop hoop
Amazon worker simulator
ONG lol
How many years post launch do you guys think itll be until we get the first iteration of anomaly/gamma
@cedar token I am going to sue you for discrimination against pregnant people
funny thing is, I probably can't even launch Stalker 2, let alone play it
the game files so that it is installed on the day of release
No preload on pc. So no.
That's nice , come oiled up on our day of the court meeting
On the xbox console, yes. On PC, no.
People who bear wombs*
Probably at least 0, at most 999,999,999. Just my estimate though
Cheeki breeki
Lets just hope anomaly doesn't get taken down
People who wear bombs?
Never?
So I guess all that remains is to wait until midnight to leave it downloading on the 20th.
@stray wadi @ivory sinew I'd now pronounce you men and wife
Bears are wounded?
generational hater
On the steam PC has anyone gotten their digital code from ordering the physical edition?
I pre-ordered the Ultimate Edition, but I still can't access the game. Do I need to wait until the 20th? I thought purchasing this edition would grant me early access to the game as well
😭 bro
These polls suck donkey pp
probably 4 years
There isn't preload for gamepass too ? ( PC)
Nope you gotta wait till launch to download
No early access.
no
yes you have towait, there was zero mention of early access anywhere idk why you would think this
There is no early access who told you that??
ayo this kinda to much
The Day Before was a terrible game
Damn
on release obviously....gamma S2 edition available for DL lol
@royal badger @copper otter I now pronounce you man and wife
wasnt even a game. It was a giant scam
I preloaded 10mbs 💀
It comes out in like, almost 2 days. Cmon, wait a lil
I leave for 13 seconds and I come back to a question regarding “precum”. What have we devolved into?
when will Stalker 2 be on sale?
i hope theres a thirdperson mode or even mod later down the line so I can admire the stalker gear. Even if it's gated behind a first time completion Id appreciate the option
I heard death stranding
coomer chat
so did I
Aight, everyone, for offtopic go to #💬┃en_offtop
@limpid salmon come to me tell me about the burrito that turned into a house
@royal badger
okay chat real question
I spoke for the 2-3rd time in chat and im husband and wife with someone, you're fine

@ashen fjord let's get sexy with @hoary kiln
I'll tell you about p diddler
The discord has gone nuclear
The amount of coom I would consume to release the game right now for us all...
do I play call of pripyat or do I walk across the rocky mountains to deliver a keychain (death stranding)
What happens to a fanbase when the devs don't water them for many many years
fake answer
Can somebody suggest which of the original 3 stalker games would be most fun for someone who is new to these games?? I like open world gameplay and looting the most
both
straight from the source?
All
bet, Imma get killed by a controller and a BT
start from SoC, then Clear Sky and end with CoP
Makes sense. Mol1t wants to remove Bandit channel 
not clear sky cause they all die in the end
Anyone wants to see a picture of my wife
Stalker: call of gamma
I'll be surprised if there will be a Stalker 2 Gamma, seems like Grok's been coping about S2's release 
You mean a ghost
My totally non biased opinion would be Clear sky
both 
straight
I’m scared someone will make a sexy poll about me now
Is she beautiful , if so then maybe
Did bro actually say that? 
does she look like Sidorovich?
we back on gamma talk again 
Is stalker 2 will have offline mode?
what is happening in the bandit channel ?
No its only MMO
Obviously 
Shhhhhhh
💀
have at it then
Why bandits?
Yeah idc there will be alot if great mods
Stalker 2 is MMORPG
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Don’t make a horny poll about me
I believe he means without a wifi connection because for some reason thats not the standard anymore
People have no idea what type of game this is
Bandits must live on
anyone know if buying a key off cdkeys comes with the prepurchase bonuses?
Cheeki breeki
All I know is my internet is ready for this download
Rude awakening
Pay to win?
Find me the MMO aspect of the game 
Im scared as well
My fav game is stalker: elder zone online
Yes
Not saying there won't be great mods mind you, I'm all for modding
!tempmute 1196947063854878942 3d trolling way too much
Reason: trolling way too much

Find me the rpg aspect as well
HIS NAME, LMFAO
damn people getting muted left and right
Constantly monitored and pelted with battle pass and multi gigabyte patch slop
:c
🚶♂️➡️ 🚪 👐
i cant wait for release so the mods can have a break
Stalker 2 battlepass when?
All the freedomers getting muted whose next
Sadly , I think alot if the new comers are here becuz fallout and game looks gud
Yeah this chat going wild
Soonn't 
That’s where the fun begins, not ends
the amount of, "my game isnt working right" messages will make it the same as it is right now
they will have to work 100x as hard lol.
Me 😳
That's the least of problems there is alot that think this will be a dark souls rpg in modern times
can I see Sidorovich naked if I buy the battle pass
UwU
No
i might just spam "why game not work" regardless
You can't
💀
then I won't be buying it
Rip
m0lt doing slave labour rn
plenty of new faces
say it in broken english
crimson is my favourite mod

Hopefully it doesn’t get review bombed because “it’s a worse fallout”
Who? 
Stalker: become human is another great game
We usually watch from the shadows but now we're here
Can't wait for the game to drop and have a caked up shrelok mod day one
mod please i question have game why not work
we need driveable Lada in Stalker 2, how am I supposed to go all the way to the CNPP from Cordon? by foot?
anywho yall have a wonderful day, imma go download CoP and hope it runs well ON MY GAMING LAPTOP THAT CANT EVEN RUN A FARCRY GAME FROM 2014 😭
i hate how people even compare stalker to fallout lol
Yes
by walking usually
Istg if they actually make a battle pass that would be the end of GSC
Stop making weird polls
They're practically the asme game
No way they would
me whipping my lada straight into a spacial anomaly and catching a freedomer porking a bloodsucker
bad bait bro
make it so we can drink and drive
Can't wait to mod a miata into stalker2
Nah, mods will do that eventually 
The game's definitely gonna be alot different than what most people expect ngl , it's gonna be a hardcore slow burn compared to other stuff in this category that's guns blazing action packed slop everyone's used to these days which I think might deter some people away , also difficulty
With crappy Russian dash cams
stalker is like dark souls but with guns
metro and fallout are comparable
Don't do artifacts and drive, Stalkers
no miata, no no
yes miata, yes yes
add Lada Samara
Day 1 mod is gonna be skinny sidorvich
gamma and stalker are comparable
the world outside the zone is fine and normal
Too late, gooning with a jellyfish driving an armored Tahoe to shutdown the brain scorcher
Im just trynna see that new mechanic 
Make it so we can romance bloodsuckers while drunk driving
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
Someone make this model ASAP
im having so much fun in this server right now this is awesome
4k bloodsucker interactive sex scenes
Freedomer spotted ^
I'll leave that up to the modding scene
NOW
You know what? I respect it. Godspeed, Bandit 🫡
YES
Stalker isn't a post-apocalyptic setting. It's science fiction.
Technically Bandits 
Imagine they already made him skinny in the game already
freedomers wilding in chat 
🫡 I will goon in your name
NOW that being said a post apocolyptic stalker would be cool if the zone expanded across the entire world

monolith chat is dead how boring

WHOS READY FOR STALKER LAUNCH DAY SWAMP ASS FROM SITTING THERE ALL DAY PLAYING
what are they giving away?
I stole all their PDAs
maybe this is one of stalker 2's endings 
Okay I'm gonna be real but it always got me how caked up a snork is when you look at them close
If not then metahumans are gonna come in clutch
i already got swamp ass from sitting in this server all day
Your virginity
Free tickets to chernobyl
Bold of you to assume I don’t already have it
a bag of shrimps
Looks like you cant hear the Monoliths voice anymore huh 
STALKER 2, LOTZ, stuff like that 
Not just the freedomer men, but the women and children too.
would be cool tbh
thanks for the real response
Sounds like a "You" problem 
When there's nothing to talk about but licking rocks that's expected
rip cdkeys wont give me my stalker key until the 20th. no preorder bonus for me 😭
I'm afraid I cannot confirm this
they should have given a way a PC that can run Stalker 2
clear sky members stay caked tf up
Nor this
All im saying is that bloodsuckers probably have feelings too and maybe we should explore those feelings
Snorks do be caked up, ngl

thicc sidorovich overpowers the monolith

Just finished cop
Will there be a preload before release?
I suggest looking for a Bloodsucker lair, then 
Yeah with a 12 Guage heavy load at close range
no one knows

No.
W
lul ungrokable? as in gamma guy?
Xbox only
ngl im geeked off the nic, feeling like a total sigma rn
It do B wat it B
time of opportunities is the goat
Romance Sidorovich speed run when?
crimson scared of gamma confirmed
anyone who votes for "come to me" is sus
it has best music in it too
Games gonna have no drm or protection , basically condom off so if there was a preload someone would somehow rip that and distribute it before the date it drops
There are trailers?
as someone that speedruns a single game, I can't wait to see how they break this game lol
Don't tell everyone 🤫
I know the game is big but I’ve been avoiding the trailers because I don’t want to be spoiled
i keep seeing this but steams pre-loads are encrypted
im hitting s2 raw
Wooooo~ your gun will jam at the worse time woooooo~
I’m curious as to how broke they make it
only thing I'm hitting is a tree at full speed
Woo you need to spend 50 hours to cobble together a broken AKSU wooooo
drunk driving lada in the zone when
You're telling this to a certified IL 86 enjoyer 
Granma is scary, ngl
FUGGIN SAME
It's gonna be broken af. I'm guessing it'll be a 30 min speed run in a matter of a month or so
Scarily unfun
"mercy how long did it take hackers to crack the overwatch model file encryption" ahhh response
need that for brain scorcher speed run
Simon says minigame for weapon cleaning and repair.

Crimson is my spirit animal
gamma is just a mod pack where I do silly things and not follow whatever story line it has. Such as building a small home in the red forest.
no il86 in stalker 2 
A lot of trailers end up spoiling a lot of majors plot points especially in movies
throwing sidorovich body pillows at the monolith to distract them
Sadge
what is bro waffling about
Should I play the trilogy stalker to understand this one
Idk about y'all but new red forest is probably gonna clap our cheeks
I don't think that distracts them
How are we doing boys
Yep! I’m going into this game raw dog style
DNIPRO will have to do.
Welp, at least we've got the Fora-221
And sometimes a movie is so crappy that all the funny or good parts are shown in the trailer.
I should call her
and that
Search up what I just said 💀
Nah you need to play Elden Ring first and beat the DLC before playing Stalker 2 to understand the story. The whole games history STARTS with Elden Eing.
Chat's wildin' 
will stalker 2 have OBOKAN
Probably, since there are some reoccurring characters but most immersion would probably be going in blind
no (good) british guns in stalker... MODDERS PLEASE HELP
I am doing this too. Want to experience everything for the first time, hopefully it will be good.
Alright I won’t. Buy either
People are either too hyped or too brainrotten from the waiting 
I can promise you I did not start the braindead train
unlikely
day 1 stalker 2 gamma item bloat when ?
How so what we doin
Caked up 4K bloodsucker gonna make me act up 
From what we know, no
You won't buy either?
I am sure it will make some things more clear but the devs already said you don't have to play the previous games to enjoy the game and its story
I ordered a USSR first aid kit with the tourniquet and bandage from Ukraine.
I seriously hope that I don't get it before the game comes out.
im brain rotted by default
The British have good guns? 
Anybody got 20Gbps Internet for the download?
My condolences
So it wasn't caused by a bunch of oiled up nerds at the Chernobyl plant when their sexperiment went wrong :(?
Yeah, it's called Lee-Enfield
not at first, it takes 20+ years to sort em out
Just talking 
thank you
arctic warfare is aight i guess
ill be having 200mb/s download on steam for the game so it should download under an hour
l85a3 and 4 are so based tho
Nah It's when brother and sister Marika/Radagon did the dirty it sploded all over and Chornobyl blew its load.
what about mutated mosquitoes
I mean, techncially in the lore, the British replaced the IL 86 with the GP 37, so yeah 
huge cockroaches like fallout
Mauser and Mosin better
I’m wondering if there’s going to have a battle royale mode for the multiplayer
Bunch of dudes sticking and taking rods in and out of holes.
if someone (myself) was completely new to the franchise, and could only play one of the first 3 before s2 launches, which would it be
Cringe take
We know basically absolutely nothing about the multiplayer
op2 mosquitoes in stalker 2
Soc
Nuh uh
I can’t wait to walk into a minefield on day one
bet ty
Soc
Experience ungodly performance with Verizon Fios Unlimited Plan for the whole family
Yuh uh
But we do know how MP was in the Trilogy, so perhaps it'll be kinda like that?
Why is Saint Trina the top tier waifu in Elden Ring and not Ranni?
stalker 2 battle royale multiplayer 💀 💀 💀
i see no brainrot here.
GSC really has left this fanbase to ferment for a little too long , what no new titles does to a mf
STALKNITE CHUG JUG WHEN?
If it does go for a br and they’ve kept it hidden I know I still wouldn’t play it. Hate extraction modes / brs
what about Romanian AK? they have wood foregrip, looks nice
What about chinese ak?
Escape From Chernobyl
I will be sure to post the 'what did I do first stepping into the zone' screenshot. Not sure about playing the game on day 1, since I have two exams that same day. 
I honestly never played the multiplayer on the original, I still had dialup at the time.
too many malfunctions
drink driving lada into brainscorcher
gotta do a mag jam with chopsticks shi be hard
Not a fan of the handguard, it's good enough as it is. Romanian handguard is like just for spraying into civilians
does stalker have tarkov boss mechanics where they have an aura that jams your gun
You have to scream praise the ccp for every shot
for some reason im expecting s2 to be like metro exodus except without a train
If they did that in an extraction looter shooter kinda way, I'd be so for it.
Jams every 3rd round and explodes after a full magazine
What about AK-AK? 
Same but we’ll have modders to do it
Guns only jam when on somewhat low durability, besides that I’ve not got a clue what you mean
hypnotized civilians
stalktro 2: shadow of trains
Hey wolf just let me in
1984th round mysteriously disappears
in tarkov, certain bosses will make your guns jam just by being in the same area as them. "game design"
GOD PLEASEEE LET THIS WAIT FEEL QUICK
Escape from Chernobyl but it's PvE or PvEvP, I REALLY liked Call of Duty's DMZ game mode they had. That was so fun. Tarkov is fun only in SPT/FIKA
In that case, no. It’s just durability, no non transparent mechanics do that here
Sounds cringe, glad I never picked it up
PvEvPvPP
Yeah definitely
Dw I got you covered , just face the wall and you'll get stalker 2
Can’t wait for mod support so we can get it
its fake difficulty for sure. tarkov is the greatest worst game of all time
Escape from Chernobyl could easily compete with tarkov, especially sense tarkov isn't on console so Chernobyl would dominate console
oh boy!
I bet polls get locked pretty soon
Tarkov is fun until you get headeyesed every match and get massive gear fear
Erm sir that would be star citizen
EFT is the only game I've ever experienced gear fear in
Please do not speak the word Tarkov into existence. Prapor is a copy cat of our fav bunker man.
Never in DayZ, never in Rust or anything else
its never your gear -- it's just your turn
couldn't find the server and thought I got banned, anyway, gn stalkers, don't let the bloodsucker suc- I mean bite
HOW TO SPEED UP WAITING FOR S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: HEART OF CHORNOBYL RELEASE
- Step 1. - Sleep
- Step 2. - Sleep
- Step 3. - Sleep
- Step 4. - Profit???
tarkov devs escaped from moscow
Muscle Relaxers and a bottle of Vodka
basically you want us to stop the brainrot right?
May I also submit "Have a job" 😛
I decided to make a helpful guide to speed up waiting for HoC :D
Are the English voices for stalker 2 not going to have an accent like previous games?
not a single word about war
hopefully this will fix my sleep schedule, most I get is 1-3 hours of sleep.
That's what I've been doing tbh :(
That'd be nice, but it's just advice 
If you can completely modify pre-existing code, models, animations etc then stalker 2 will be legendary
Sleep is fine I suppose.
But what about Pervitin?
Youve always given the best advice dad, always kept me out of trouble. I will now initiate Step. 1
Ooo, spicy 
does someone know, which openxray file i need, to run Stalker cop in Ubuntu 22.10?
slam head into wall, 3 day coma
Step 0.5: poop
Windows
north american cardboard homes prohibit me from doing this
Step .25: pee
Trying to get all the Wolf Achievements... 
Can't wait for the stalker mod that replaces literally everything with an anime girl equivalent
This delta force extraction game looks promising
There are achievements?
Step .12,5: fart and accidentally poo
Take a squad's supply and before you know it, a whole week has passed and you'll be cross country skiing in snow covered Ukraine gnawing on a raw nightjar.
Just a single one
React to a message 20 times is an achievement
What is it?
i also cant seem to find the right one named windows
This
ubuntu poopunto, just pirate windows
Linux is cool
nah i purposefully dont use windows
i should buy 2 lines
*un school pc
Why would you even pay that much , omg
only femboy use linux
Truen't!
Every steam deck owner would like to know your location
i have it for 5 years
Yes the steam deck runs Linux
for nothin
Bloke loves his multiple choice
Is there a problem with this?
I am so keen
i enjoy survarium more
I got a steam deck without knowing it ran Linux 😭 wish I got an ally instead tbh
Keen as a bean
are normal boys, men, girls, woman, transpeople, nonbinarys and attack helicopters not allowed to use linux?
time to swap back to windows then
He gets no grippy
Flick dat bean 
idk
It's kinda very dead 
you just gotta hit the support beams
90%+ of the internet runs on Linux btw
How grippy do you think sido is?
exactly
yes
By using the steam deck that uses Linux you're an ally by default.
anyone played survrium
Sent them a question if the game will have built-in supersampling. Really hope it does to lift some pressure off of my poor CPU.
I’m starting to think I might have been lied to about the achievement
Yeah, me
Lmaoooo nice one
Mods , toss this man into a vortex
where are guys from vostok games
Vortex? I myself prefer MO2
i went to mod for a second and chat devolved again lol
Interesting take 
Any zero sievert enjoyers
Not 
It’s pretty good
i preffer JGSME
What is the giveaway?
Ghosted
they were guys from original gsc
I only enjoy the idea of stalker 2 and Elden Ring atm, hopefully in a couple days I'll enjoy both.
give me 20k € I need to buy something vital
Agreed, I'd say not very based on how he eats his chicken.
Nah 
Free Early copy of stalker 2 that's a 20 hour long video of sidorvich eating chicken in HD
But I need it, cant do without it
I like it. Plays pretty well in the steam deck, too.
you can just install windows on the deck lol
Sucks to suck, I guess 
am i allowed to sleep
24
32
2
no
eatting or inhaling? 
Rip
no, I'm not a bloodsucker
@pseudo rivet How come I don't have access to the choose a faction channel? Can I please select Free Stalker?
Whaaa. I never heard of that, that's wild lol
This
Yes.
I'm pretty sure it's over

Does anyone know what wards deal is?
it's a whole computer, you can do whatever you want with it.
Should I make a poll?
13
21
2
No
Not just HD, it's in 8K and surround sound.
Unfortunately, there's currently a game going on and selecting factions will not be available for 23 hours. You can try again tomorrow 
Ryan Gosling in S2 when
bout to get a bunch of spam poll ending in chat very soon
Ahh rip
Unlikely, but I did make this 
By definition we wouldn't know, but it's a safe bet.
Legend has it GSC will get a someone to cosplay as him and send them to your house to eat it Infront of you irl
Lobster eyes artifact looks like balls
is he thick?
Being nice and not entering any giveaways aside from board game 🙏 already ordered ultimate physical
:(
no not worth
Ah, live action plays. The highest resolution you can get.
I usually eat the whole cat
are you insane?
am i insane?
are stalkers insane?
i think this is triple yes
Sounds like a waste of cat 
Sadly I'm blind asf , 1080p irl for me
get a new gpu (eyes)
no no, no waste, I eat it all
There should be an Easter egg where everyone's just naked
Yes, sounds like a waste 
Oh hell yeah I'm participating in everything now
keep in mind we are in a gaming discord
It's time to pack up son
In APA or MLA?
omw to Darkscape
As a representative of the Bandit community I commandeer this poll and take all the artefacts for Sultan
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Nothing but grass and some dingy house
Should I buy the game on greenman for a discount or on steam? What supports the devs more
This message is brought to you by Watch Master Polski and Affiliates
me is gonna leave, save the last bit of sanity i have.
farewell, fellow stalkers
Also that place always scared the shit outta me
fr, thats all a man needs
me getting it on steam so i can has achievements
dont forget your mamas beads you left on the counter on your way out
The greenman gaming version is a steam key
*our achievements
yea, white, black, hairy, naked, I eat all of them
Kenshi Vibes?
Me getting it on steam so I don't have to be Infront my PC because I can just stream it on my phone while I'm on the toilet or in bed
Touching some grass isn't too bad
minus the sunglasses ofc
All-inclusive 
can i have them
No one sees cats in the zone but everyone sees Diet Sausage.
Coincidence?
sure
It's all fun and games until it's that stupid moss thing that damages you
When I hear all inclusive I picture the virgin islands get away.
Uh, there are cats in the Zone 
or cancun
Good morning amerikans
no proof
HIP CONFIRMED?
I ate most cats in the zone
Sitting here ready to hit the buy button but i just can't get over the fact that they added a mission to the ultimate edition pre-order only.. Kinda gives a bad taste in my mouth thinking of it :/
I ate Hip too
i will ask for a refund if they put hip in stalker 2
Okay who keeps making and leaving bread in the zone , like that's a legit ass question
Don't trust even familiar sounds in the Zone, as bayun rejoices in the taste of the trusting.
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No
Mama Teresa
Would?
i didnt
Some random side mission, just watch it on YouTube
No
isnt she17
Busted
does anyone know why anomaly devs made a non canon 17 year old girl ( hip) and put it in their game
Nudded even
We should try to form a sentence one word at a time
Because mods
WHAT
shes 17 yeah
you simp Hip, I make her carry all the heavy and radioactive artifacts, we're not the same
Lost to the Zone
jail
is
Almost two days until the catastrophe. It is so joever fellow Stalkers 
Anyways, yeah, I wouldn't make any jokes about that before the mods jump in 
most people dont know shes 17 cuz her charactor model is the same size as a grown man lol
Stalker players only ever simulated experience with a woman
shes not 17
she is bro
Lost my bone in the zone
in the .ini files i made her 18

she's over 18 in dog years
where i post ?
Nobody gives me HoC, I pay the iron price. I wish the best to those that will participate in the giveway

Radiation made it fall off like jelly
meme i want to post, where
You don’t
Bloodsucker slurped it up
why couldnt hip just be like 25 or something
why
Cause you smell
hip is male
Stalker 2 Mod of the Week: Hip Age Slider
Still. I don't like when companies hide content like that behind pre-order or even dlc. Especially day 1 dlc.
Because mods
because Drake
Age slider
transmuted women
Bust siz-
hip remover
the diddler is a new mutant stalking the zone
Organ Seller
the Draker only attacks if you're underage
i agree with this
Hip buster
It's just a reskinned fracture with controller abilities
Wouldn't it be cool to have something like weeping angels
omg wolf is offline again i just saw a swear word
They're not hiding anything. They made a mission for dlc. It's called a reward for supporting the devs by buying a higher tier.
You can swear in here tho
Well shite
fr those things are freaky
The feet people are probably drooling at the fact that you can look down and see skiff's feet
im kinda new to stalker is the Controller enemy just like a floating xbox elite series controller?
Some things anyways
yesnt
the fact that has worked like 3 times tonight has been hilarious.
They're definitely gonna make a mod to make him bear foot ^
i hope theres a mod that adds tsar bomba
Yo, Sid gonna make act up
If they leaked evrything what wold be the fun in the hype. Wait for the road map and make an idea of what wild be the dlc's about and future paid content
Someone send this man to the agraprom underground
I hope they add a mod with different brands of Piwo
what happens if you rob a bandit
+aura
Tsukanos are literally the Chihuahuas of the zone
Thousand years of pardon
mutated hampters
Nothing, because you can't rob them except from their life 
any gameplay yet?
I warned y'all about the Hip age jokes, so please stop that. Pwetty pwease 
You better leave me out of this, Crimson.
send Sultan a zip bomb
I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE MY STUFF
20th can't come any sooner
I will rob you of your dignity
No but I can
Does anyone know the price on Mama's Beads?
Bandit ahhh dialogue
what if i do that, and then rob them, will the rest of the bandits come after all my belongings
During november? Pathetic.
I’ll become your step-sultan
Mess around and find out 
im better wolf just said i reached level 7

should i be worried
Very
Maybe? Maybe not 
ill take that as a yes
Wolf told me my Steam copy will activate 5 hours earlier than the rest.
Actions, after all, do have consequences 
damn, i guess you're better 😔
I will spread my bandit seed all across the zone. No one will be able to live with my spunkminions roaming around
18th already 
stalker 2 releases in 2 days 15 hours and 33 minutes if they releases at 16:00 utc
or in 63 hours or 3813 minutes or 228824 seconds
You showed him your vortex anomaly technique didn't you
no guns, no consequences, I emptied their armory
I showed him the ways of MO2
I will sell their guns back to them
I showed you my vortex anomaly, please respond
sussy
the gawk gawk anomaly
Im gonna be honest boys, i dont really like some sound design on certain monsters. The talking cat whatever its name is and now rats. Its like they used the same audio effect with different tone
Small as a tsukano , come back when it's a psedogiant
for science
Blue chew got me
Beware the Hawk Tuah anomaly 💦
Don't give a flying f about that tbh, I'm just praying the game is actually optimized.
who up vortex anomaly-ing thier little stalker right now
the only anomaly you willingfully walk in
where
Who said I’d be walking into it 😏
My gun Hawk Tuahs all over enemy factions, spitting that lead
"come in we won't hurt you , but don't cry as you walk out"
its gonna be alright. We donna use modern fps gen tech to our advantege
DraftKings Lineup: Crimson the Un-Grokable VS. General Rahmi
I got Crimson to TKO General under 2.5 Rounds


FPS gen ain't saving my ass if it's as CPU bound as I'm afraid it is.
Rahma? Bunda Rahma?
Imma need you to mark it on my PDA before I act up
i gotta know
Balls itch
asking for a friend ahhh boy
Skill issue
"a settlement need our help"
I can do a test run if you tell me what cpu you running?
Wait I think I have seen that girl on one of my favorite websites. No idea what her name is but the comments section usually will tell me.
Hip?
God damnit.. “aNoThEr SeTtLeMeNt NeEdS mY hElP”, I know..
5600x :(
Hailey Welch
youll be fine, no need to test. I have 5600
I’ll brb
Ryzen 5 3600, 32 GB RAM at 3600 Hz. Using SAM. Plan on running the game with supersampling (2K) to make it easier for my CPU.
she can Hailey on my Welch til I tuah
I didn't need to know, the joke was porn.
What about my OC'd 6650xt , how will she hold up doc
How well does it run?
you might need to use the ingame fps gen or eventually 2x lossless scaling
no pls no ban
WHAT do they say ab the early bird? what does it get!
PSA: Make sure you double check that you have ReBar and XMP enabled before you get into stalker on PC
they didn't talk about 7900xtx on 2k, so clearly this means i cant run 2k
Read it.
no the early bird gets the worm boomer
You good bruv with fsr but without it you cooked
Will Stalker 2 ?
17
20
1
Yes
598821423636545548
feels_good_stalk
If it's not already enabled and you're trying to play new games that's wild.
Doesn't it only help you in games where you're GPU bound?
Edit: at least the lossless scaling
So, my question still has not been answered:
if you buy STALKER on Xbox do you also get the PC version as well?
You’d be absolutely surprised
NO
unlike many of you, I have a job(sadly) so I'll have to bounce
No, obviously not 

They recommend the 5700xt for medium 60 and it's better than it
Correction, on the Xbox app on PC
Those are recommendation with FSR/DLSS
PC version is on steam
There is also an Xbox app version
You can probably look for an answer on #📜┃gsc-answers
Oof , it's Joever , we're so done
PC Game Pass
I tried, not a damn thing :/ I’ve already asked the same question twice with no answer
Time will tell, I suppose 
anyone know when the review embargo goes down? kinda weird tbh
I have gamepass ultimate, always will, but knowing I own the Xbox app version too would be great lol. I know other games do this, so I am curious about this one.
It's apparently common with most modern games now. Not like I wouldn't know, but yeah 
Yo
24 hrs before probably
Does anyone think an rtx 4060 and a 5600x will do okay in this
Anyways, the answer is "Soon™️"
At this point the reviews will only come out post-launch.
very soon?
Soon™️
Crimson, how much $ to receive Stalker 2 10 minutes early?
Wait so native perf must be really bad then if all of them are with dlss and fsr , damn
You’re totally fine my dude
when will it be soon?
Thanks appreciate the response
TBA
Left nutsack
thats totally ass imo, reviews should go out the moment the game has the release build ready for reviewers
Not sure if Australia will get to play it earlier. If so, move everything you've got to Australia 
No problem homie. Expect medium to high settings at 1080p to run well
How would a 3060 and a 5600x go?
I play at 1080p so this works
worth mentioning it's with upscalers which is... kinda bad
Im looking at property now.
Good.
Yeah, but it unfortunately is what it is 
Stop mentioning yours and other people's body parts. Think of something better.
Soon™️
I do too and I run a 6950xt. AMD’s 3090 competitor
Hi! This might sound like a really stupid question, but when the game releases is it going to be possible to get a physical edition of stalker 2?
It doesn't say play anywhere on the xbox store page so probably not
Nice 👍 I’ve just been worried ever since the requirements got posted
Probably from scalpers, if you want to give them money 
they would rush it to be the first with the review and get the cake
No. Physical editions stop being sold officially tomorrow
Nah, you’re good. Just make sure you have 16GBs or more of Ram.
5700xt is aproximatelly 20% slower than 6700xt which is probably for highs at 1080p with shadows down. You will be fine with some settings on med
Only buy directly from GSC affiliations to truly support them.
ugh i hate scalpers, they ruin everything 
i think ill be fine?, 7900xtx and 7800x3d on 2k?
Yeah, they're scum
Yep.
lol you know you’re fine. Stahp
thank you for letting me know!
I'm on the 6650xt....
can't wait for the 2,000 MSRP 5090 to be 3,000 from scalpers after 1-2 months.
im fiending for stalker 2...im fiending, my SSD cant wait to absorb all of stalker 2
I have 16gb of fast ddr4
I've bought liimted edition for 50 euro while finalbossbundle sells it for 92... and they are official reccomended by gsc. Kinda lame ngl
im not trying to brag or anything i honestly didn't know yet, just since well ue5 games recently and my goofy self hasn't looked at what you need to run the game 💀😭
Price y'all have to pay for "the best"
I need the game so bad
Even better, you more than good
Message scammer, agree to meet at a local sex toy shop, never show, have them making people wonder why a creep with a 5090 is standing in the horny zone
Hopefully we get future performance patches
but the best feels so gooooooooooooood

