☢┃stalker-general

[visual mortar]

conqueror adding nothing

[undone heron]

because there hasn’t been a good game in years gang cod died 10 years ago

[visual mortar]

cod has nothing to do with this

[fickle hill]

All we gettin is fortnights creepy uncles

[main jewel]

i want ready or not pvp ngl, the gun play is awesome

a nice tdm

[undone heron]

1 shot insta death

[main jewel]

there was a pvp that existed

[visual mortar]

meh

[plain fiber]

I feel like the recent single-player stuff is being used to set up the PvP mode.

[undone heron]

how much to bet multiplayer will get scrapped

[vapid galleon]

lil tampico ading nothing

[fickle hill]

Probably already has

[main jewel]

cause its better because all the actual multiplayers ARE SLOP GARBAGE WITH FORTNITE SKINS

[visual mortar]

the game was going to be pvp originally and they scrapped it because it was fucking ass

[undone heron]

they can’t finish the solo game and u think they will make multiplayer

[visual mortar]

like genuinely was terrible

[dusky pawn]

Ready or not doesnt have great gunplay tbh

[undone heron]

do you know how laggy it would be

[dusky pawn]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

[visual mortar]

ass take

[main jewel]

the only actual pvp’s i play now are arena breakout, arma, and insurgency

[visual mortar]

what

[fickle hill]

When you get the one china player

[visual mortar]

did i just

im

[dreamy dagger]

Ready or not, Here I Cum

[shell flax]

Insurgency PvP is cancer

[dusky pawn]

Yes u did

[undone heron]

lmao

[visual mortar]

ass take

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[dusky pawn]

I think u might have schizophrenia

[visual mortar]

also no one would know

[undone heron]

erm erm swearing is against the rules

[visual mortar]

shut the fuck up

[plain fiber]

@shell flax Can I please get my old name back? It was just Tim [STOC Old Guard].

[visual mortar]

dont change it

[main jewel]

okay im sorry it doesnt have minimal recoil and the guns are more realistic compared to cod slop

[shell flax]

Sure

[plain fiber]

[main jewel]

tim jim

[undone heron]

erm actually cod has the best gunplay bo7 is the best cod ever released

[visual mortar]

jimthim

[main jewel]

like slim jim

[plain fiber]

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[plain fiber]

Remember when bait was believable?

[visual mortar]

no

[plain fiber]

Lol, thank you.

[visual mortar]

anyways

s2 multiplayer

awesome

[plain fiber]

Honestly? Me neither.

[undone heron]

1989 Tiananmen

[plain fiber]

Yes, S2 multiplayer! Will it come eventually, will it not? Find out, next Saturday!

[cyan sparrow]

Dayz is great game wasted by corrupt rp servers, and cheaters on officials

[plain fiber]

I remember when DayZ was just a mod.

[visual mortar]

I'd like to try the dayz stalker rp servers

sounds fun

[plain fiber]

Olb

[undone heron]

maybe after a few drinks

[plain fiber]

Ponder the Olb.

[stoic flax]

NOOOOOO nah but I tried one got called 7 slurs in a damn min

[visual mortar]

destroyed by the Czech

[undone heron]

czechoslovakia?

[main jewel]

thay was me sorry

[stoic flax]

@main jewel again

[cyan sparrow]

There is! She had aimbot

[undone heron]

can we get stalker 2 Yugoslavia dlc

[visual mortar]

that hasn't existed for like 30 years

[cyan sparrow]

And esp

[undone heron]

since when

[visual mortar]

30 years

[undone heron]

it will always exist in my heart

[visual mortar]

💔

[main jewel]

i call tampico slurs

[stoic flax]

Lol

[main jewel]

@visual mortar your a &;&($&@

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[proven hollow]

Let's just bring back austro-hungary while we're at it

[undone heron]

GREATEST COUNTRY

LONG LIVE FRANZ JOSEPH

[visual mortar]

:mend

[bold smelt]

yeah but i mean like actual porn and not just jokes about it

[visual mortar]

❤️‍🩹

[proven hollow]

i remember playing austro-hungary in hoi4 ww1 mod 😛

[visual mortar]

guh

huh

[smoky hawk]

you say this likes it self evidently okay

[visual mortar]

my a &&;($&@

[plain fiber]

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

[visual mortar]

remove that fucking reaction penguan

brimstone rain upon you

[plain fiber]

Plus bloodsuckers are humanoid, so it probably makes the NSFW easier.

[undone heron]

What is this conversation

I don’t want to know about your tentacle fantasy

[main jewel]

i look away for one second

[proven hollow]

would you like to hear about mine?

[plain fiber]

Someone was complaining that bloodsucker R34 is a thing, I'm speculating about its origins.

[main jewel]

thats it bro

[dreamy dagger]

Bloodsuckers dry you out

WHAT?

[proven hollow]

Bloodsuckers suck blood

[dreamy dagger]

What does that mean even?

[undone heron]

[main jewel]

now your old gourd

[dreamy dagger]

But from where?

[plain fiber]

What kind of gourd though?

[undone heron]

your uvula

[proven hollow]

From a straw i'd imagine

[plain fiber]

Real answer? On humans it's probably from the jugular.

[dreamy dagger]

YALL ARE NASTY

[proven hollow]

@main jewel where do you think the bloodsucker sucks exactly?

[stuck flint]

https://tenor.com/view/gol-d-roger-meme-funny-one-piece-writing-gif-5206510315195397953

[dreamy dagger]

Why do bloodsuckers suck @main jewel ?

[main jewel]

your ARTERIES GUYS CAN WE USE OUR BRAINS

[stuck flint]

this chat rn

[main jewel]

wrong reply

but

whatevevt

[undone heron]

it sucks ur labubu bro

[odd sky]

I have no gif to this situation

[main jewel]

they are hungry for a feast

[proven hollow]

how do bloodsuckers suck?

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-kissing-turning-turning-around-surprised-gif-10954422701417471537

[proven hollow]

is there like a... probuscis or something?

[stuck flint]

https://tenor.com/view/ninomae-inanis-takodachi-tako-no-horni-horni-gif-26104396

[keen terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1355988188052717587/get_out_of_here_stalker.gif

[undone heron]

if I say ts I’m not recovering from it

[main jewel]

theres a reason tampico left this chat

gsc hasnt given us news in so long people talking about r34 and bloodsuckers sucking

[proven hollow]

one time we're talking about something stalker related

[main jewel]

💔

[proven hollow]

I'd talk about snorks but that makes mods go 1984

[undone heron]

official r34 dropping in new dlc

[main jewel]

i hope yall cant buy the dlc

[undone heron]

I have ultimate edition nerd

[visual mortar]

[main jewel]

and the payment declines

[main jewel]

not the dlc yet tho so

it just wont download

[stoic flax]

No

[main jewel]

time to play insurgency sandstorm

[main jewel]

lets walk away together

[undone heron]

there’s this place that begins with ru

[dreamy dagger]

Yall [blood]suckers...

[main jewel]

hold my hand tampico

[main jewel]

theres many roads

[visual mortar]

emrm

[main jewel]

ahead

with cars

[proven hollow]

eggs don't have hands

[dreamy dagger]

rubber duck?

[visual mortar]

oncoming traffic

[undone heron]

🤐

[visual mortar]

you see big headlights and you gotta dive to the side

[dreamy dagger]

rubber band?

rubbing alcohol?

[visual mortar]

he's telling you to zip it

[undone heron]

rubbing your alcohol

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chong-smokingpipe-tommy-chong-gif-12447099168689147877

[undone heron]

I like your vodka

[bold smelt]

this can be inferred and did not need to be said

[dreamy dagger]

rubberbanding!!!!!!!

I WIN

[undone heron]

this is debil activities

[dreamy dagger]

Gimme all your alcohol, britches

[proven hollow]

he's calling us debil's 🙁

[odd sky]

Do not search skif r34

[visual mortar]

tim walking into a conversation and saying "PORN!"

[undone heron]

I’m good

[dreamy dagger]

Straight up calling us oligophrens

[stoic flax]

Bro what

[plain fiber]

Your jugular is in your neck...

[undone heron]

I hope a member of the gsc team reads this chat and retires

[dreamy dagger]

My dickular is down there!!!

[proven hollow]

wait they suck from the jugs?!

[visual mortar]

this is extremely tame

[main jewel]

tampico stop your not holding my hand your gunna die

[marble gyro]

Thats vulgar, there are children present

[undone heron]

is mge permitted then 🥺

[plain fiber]

Penguan said it first.

[main jewel]

so THATS THE THING YOUR WORRIED ABOUT

THE JUGULAR

[visual mortar]

but penguan is infallible

so

[robust pendant]

Team Fortress 2 reference??????

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-meme-funny-zias-falling-off-chair-zias-gif-21837694

[plain fiber]

Start a new job tomorrow, I'm nervous.

[main jewel]

im killing everyone in the chat

[proven hollow]

I think i'll apply to become a bloodsucker

[undone heron]

I forgot that ur female

[visual mortar]

so anxious to flip burgers

[main jewel]

i hope they see this chat and fire you

[stoic flax]

Im 13 and I've seen a dead animal buried a dead bird and my dog brought me a fox's head help please

[main jewel]

i am

[dreamy dagger]

You getting a new blow job tomorrow? CONGRATULATIONS, who is the chick?

[proven hollow]

sounds like projection

[marble gyro]

You'll grow out of it

[main jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1404628926164107336/1501332681760309468/IMG_0008.gif

[plain fiber]

Office job actually.

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-steve-harvey-smiling-smile-gif-17522269

[visual mortar]

krezzin genuinely does nothing but talk about porn

[undone heron]

this can only be a european because an American girl would run

[main jewel]

i am a europenan

[undone heron]

europenan

[main jewel]

but i live in merica

[plain fiber]

At a medical billing agency.

[dreamy dagger]

Says who? Some mexican street outlaw?

[main jewel]

i hope you flip burgers anyway

[marble gyro]

Lexa is a europenan*

[proven hollow]

don't try suprema @main jewel already has a huge crush on one of the mods here

[plain fiber]

I did three years in retail - I'm over it.

[main jewel]

who

[visual mortar]

lar0

larp

[undone heron]

I have a woman chill ur going to get me in trouble

[frigid hill]

usmcfan. has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-don-limbus-limbus-company-company-gif-10831138881645340118

[plain fiber]

Lol.

[odd sky]

What means larp

[main jewel]

flips you like a burger

[plain fiber]

LARP = Live Action Role Playing

[visual mortar]

who is that

[stoic flax]

Bro what

[dreamy dagger]

@visual mortar You gay though?

[visual mortar]

curious

yeah

[undone heron]

can I larp you

[odd sky]

Noted ✍️

[proven hollow]

[bold smelt]

live-action-role-play, basically means someone is so into something fictional that they make it part of their real life, usually used to describe someone that is taking something way too seriously

[vapid galleon]

lmao

[main jewel]

im curious too

[dreamy dagger]

NO WAY YOU GAY?

[plain fiber]

Reenactments would fall under LARPing I believe.

[main jewel]

tampico likes boys

[undone heron]

what did you expect he moderates stalker

[main jewel]

os this why tampico was in the…

@visual mortar

yknow what im talking about tampcior

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-neil-de-grasse-tyson-hilarious-funny-gif-16244347

[proven hollow]

technically musicals fall under larping as well

[odd sky]

Noted ✍️

[proven hollow]

And theatre performances as well....

[odd sky]

Learning English with #☢┃stalker-general

[stoic flax]

Oh so I larp the American civil war

[undone heron]

what is ur mother tongue

[bold smelt]

larp is a surprisingly old term from the late 1970s but exploded in use lately

[proven hollow]

you should learn dutch it's a much better language

[odd sky]

Ukrainian 😎

[plain fiber]

That's the internet lingo definition. The real-world definition is basically just people dressing up in costumes and playing pretend, but it's more organized.

[frigid hill]

suprema has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[stoic flax]

HAHA

[undone heron]

noooooOooOoooOOOOOOOO

[odd sky]

What the heck

[stoic flax]

Jk

[main jewel]

hehe

[plain fiber]

Civil War reenactments, renaissance fairs, etc. are effectively LARPing.

[proven hollow]

mods pls ban

[bold smelt]

even before the new slang version it was still used to mock people taking things too seriously

[undone heron]

not being able to swear as a joke so lame

[main jewel]

who

[marble gyro]

Understood

[proven hollow]

it's goddamned crazy

[stoic flax]

NOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT IS LARP WHYYYYYYT

[bold smelt]

i want to go to one

[proven hollow]

Tampico ofcourse

[undone heron]

you know the joke yes?

[plain fiber]

I never heard it being used in that context until relatively recently, and only then it was exclusively used on the internet.

[odd sky]

What joke?

[undone heron]

nvm u didn’t see the chat before it was deleted then all good

[bold smelt]

ive heard it be used like that since at least the mid 2010s

[marble gyro]

?

[stoic flax]

Didn't mean to copy that

[bold smelt]

so it cant be from after the internet became too ironic

[odd sky]

My second language is german

[undone heron]

yes all ukranian learn german

[plain fiber]

Damn, is it really that old? I must not've been in the right circles then.

[odd sky]

Third English

[undone heron]

because we treat Ukraine better than Soviet Union 😔

[main jewel]

dude if i dated tampico i would blow my head off

[odd sky]

And now a little bit of Japanese

[plain fiber]

Mandarin would probably be a good choice too.

[undone heron]

neat

[bold smelt]

japanese is fun but really hard

[stoic flax]

Why

[main jewel]

making it sound like a bad thing

[plain fiber]

God my left foot hurts.

[undone heron]

it is so hot that my phone is getting temperature warnings

[plain fiber]

No air conditioning?

[undone heron]

I’m european that doesn’t exist

[bold smelt]

i will play cupid

[main jewel]

tamberino is a idiot stupid dumbass

[stoic flax]

Dang

[main jewel]

but me too

[undone heron]

my room currently reads 42c

[proven hollow]

dissing on tampico like that it's bullying

[undone heron]

phone gets temperature warnings from being 50c+

[main jewel]

@visual mortar i love you tampico im sorry for the hurtful things friend

[dreamy dagger]

No wonder he disappeared suddenly

[undone heron]

Friend zoned him too wow..

[main jewel]

are you happy now robot

[stoic flax]

Damn

[dreamy dagger]

Nothing bad being gay, but damn... he revealed it himself!

[proven hollow]

idk man i didn't know you were this cruel

[undone heron]

[main jewel]

theres a reason why you wanted to ge a bloodsucker to suck jugs

[stoic flax]

I mean....

[proven hollow]

and that's no reason to be so cruel to tampico

[main jewel]

NO

[stoic flax]

But why not

[odd sky]

Me being born 20 years after SU collapse and having post-soviet youth

[main jewel]

WE ARENT DOING THIS

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[undone heron]

that would make you a child

[main jewel]

aaaauuugghhhhh

[odd sky]

15*

[undone heron]

I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF THE Cold War

[main jewel]

youer old

[undone heron]

that was the wrong emoji

[proven hollow]

erm, we're just discussing mutants of the critically acclaimed GSC game STALKER 2: Heart of Chornobyl, of which this is the official discord server

[undone heron]

no it’s a joke I’m 24

[main jewel]

you literally said you wanna suck jugs

[odd sky]

No, I'm 20 this year

[dreamy dagger]

@visual mortar What happened here?

[main jewel]

im 4 years younger

[main jewel]

we will both be 20

[bold smelt]

you are young enough to be tampicos kid

[shell flax]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-meme-dank-emoji-creepy-gif-17128309

[proven hollow]

heresy, lies and slander

[undone heron]

Kinky

[visual mortar]

what

[simple dagger]

SO my save is not corrupted.. it loaded after 10 mins or something? idk what is going on. also it loaded in 5 fps.. When i start a new game everything is fine tho.. any ideas??

[plain fiber]

I'm turning 30 this year.

[visual mortar]

dude

[main jewel]

how old r u

[visual mortar]

24

I turn 25 next week

[undone heron]

twinning

[main jewel]

get yourself a girl friend

[main jewel]

ill forget ur birthday

[visual mortar]

yes, my son

[visual mortar]

working on it

[main jewel]

any progress

[odd sky]

Soon I will be searching for a job....

[visual mortar]

no

💔

[main jewel]

ouh

[undone heron]

basically go to Odesa and wave citizenship papers easiest girlfriend ever (ts is what I did)

[main jewel]

uhee job job job employyymentt

[shell flax]

https://tenor.com/view/knocking-stalker-hitting-punch-fist-gif-10291862284626848805

[proven hollow]

lexa just keeps dissing on tampico i swear imma get the geneva convention

[odd sky]

AAAAAAAAAA

[main jewel]

im robo and i wanna be a blood sucker to suck jugs ehe ehe eh ehehhe

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-don-limbus-limbus-company-company-gif-10831138881645340118

[shell flax]

They’re next

[visual mortar]

yes it is quite hurtful but i gotta keep the strong and tough facade

[undone heron]

u should totally ask out in the stalker general text chat

[main jewel]

i literally send you 30 reels a day in dms SYBAUUUUUU

[visual mortar]

who

[undone heron]

Ur favourite

[visual mortar]

you talk like twice a week

[main jewel]

who wants to see a reel guys

[proven hollow]

good luck bro, dw cruelty comes before the fall

[bold smelt]

he is so stoich

[main jewel]

nah uh

[undone heron]

I’m ok

[visual mortar]

stoich

[proven hollow]

is it about a bloodsucker sucking?

[visual mortar]

not particularly

[main jewel]

no

[main jewel]

MY STICKER

[undone heron]

if I boost do I get media perm

[proven hollow]

then why even offer?

[main jewel]

no

[stoic flax]

Hear me out Blood suckers

[undone heron]

that’s mid………

[main jewel]

no, they will not suck you or anyones jugs

[plain fiber]

You have to be....what is it, Master at least to get media perms?

[undone heron]

what level is master

[main jewel]

50

i have it

im level 50

[stoic flax]

Why tho

[undone heron]

what level is experienced

[bold smelt]

she just got it and is really proud

[proven hollow]

unironically claiming bloodsuckers don't such, lmao have you even played the game

[main jewel]

they suck blood not milk

[bold smelt]

10 iirc

[undone heron]

sounds good

[bold smelt]

milksucker

[plain fiber]

Type /rank <your name here> into chat to see your level.

[main jewel]

they go for the arteries in your

[undone heron]

I’m nearly experienced after being here for YEARS 😔

[stoic flax]

How sad

[proven hollow]

i'm lvl 40 after years as well 😛

[visual mortar]

im master

[main jewel]

yall just dont talk

[stoic flax]

Ok massa

[undone heron]

you’re the master at baiting people

[main jewel]

and im a stupid foid what about it

[proven hollow]

mol1t is bait master

[main jewel]

hes a master debater

[visual mortar]

oh you know it

[stoic flax]

Yes massa

[plain fiber]

I'm close to level 40 finally.

[main jewel]

bait be master

[visual mortar]

gross and icky like an ugly beetle

[plain fiber]

Oh shit, 14:06 - time to play some TLD.

[undone heron]

What is tld

[stoic flax]

Peak

[main jewel]

im sending a 4 letter word in your dms

[stoic flax]

What is it

[visual mortar]

Troy Lee Designs

[main jewel]

im
afraid i cant say

[fickle hill]

4 slurs fresh from the oven

[undone heron]

that’s a helmet

[stoic flax]

Starts with a F?

[visual mortar]

sock

[bold smelt]

love ❤️

[proven hollow]

s-u-c-k

[stoic flax]

OH COC-

[main jewel]

no

[main jewel]

no

[main jewel]

yeah probably

no it was milk

🥛

[undone heron]

do blood suckers lactate

[stoic flax]

AYOOO

[undone heron]

what it’s a normal question

[visual mortar]

a

a

a

a

[undone heron]

how else do stalkers get milk there’s no cows for coffee

[stoic flax]

Themselves

[visual mortar]

they buy milk

[undone heron]

WILD

anyway

[stoic flax]

It's a guess

[visual mortar]

46 hornets

[undone heron]

mm I want honey

[stoic flax]

Why

[undone heron]

because it’s nice in coffee

[stoic flax]

What kind

[proven hollow]

thank you for this, that was so brave

[undone heron]

manuka

[stoic flax]

Unc?

[undone heron]

gang what

[stoic flax]

Idk unc

[visual mortar]

i am trembling....

[main jewel]

no

[undone heron]

I am 6 foot 7 let me enjoy my manuka honey

[visual mortar]

you are not 6 foot 7

[undone heron]

I genuinely am 😔

[stoic flax]

Chud unc

[visual mortar]

chud unc

[undone heron]

ur a chud

[visual mortar]

duch

[stoic flax]

Unc

[visual mortar]

dutch

oh my god the dutch are chuds

[undone heron]

german

[stoic flax]

Peak

[undone heron]

insert 400bpm techno mix

[visual mortar]

Deutsch

[stoic flax]

The Fatherland

[undone heron]

ja deutsch 👍

[proven hollow]

always reading about at least 6 ft tall only to find out it's 182 cm which is literally smaller than the average height in The Netherlands like what

[visual mortar]

nein, ich spreche jamaikanisches patois.

[undone heron]

deutsche Bank number 1

Greece wouldn’t exist without it

[undone heron]

Ur not Jamaican lil bro

[stoic flax]

Huh

[undone heron]

LMAO

[stoic flax]

Why did I say the Fatherland and it's Di Faadalan in this

[undone heron]

it’s 1pm in Jamaica though not 11

[visual mortar]

because it di faadalan

[undone heron]

😔

[visual mortar]

sound it out

dumbass

[stoic flax]

Oki

[visual mortar]

uhhb this is an old screenshot yeah

[undone heron]

are you from vladivostok

[visual mortar]

yeah yup

[undone heron]

unless that’s 11pm

but why would you use am/pm

[main jewel]

im 6’4

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-don-limbus-limbus-company-company-gif-10831138881645340118

[visual mortar]

hungry

[main jewel]

unnmgghhh

[visual mortar]

hi

[main jewel]

unnghhh

hi

im so sloppy slopful

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[visual mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/48-percent-48percent-forty-eight-percent-forty-eightpercent-48-percentage-gif-12534209048004864703

[visual mortar]

whatever that means

[main jewel]

im a foid

[main jewel]

what does this mean

[visual mortar]

48

like 37 but with 11 more

[main jewel]

ougg

its just us now tampico

everyone left

im so freaking scared

[visual mortar]

jesus CHRIST

[proven hollow]

it's just getting a bit too akward

[main jewel]

you just now saw that

[visual mortar]

robo lets get out of here and leave these freaks

i got a shuffleboard

[main jewel]

crys amd crys amd crys

[visual mortar]

a million pings

[main jewel]

whatever you say jug master

[undone heron]

hello orban

[main jewel]

kill 7 billion people

[proven hollow]

no need to get all offended you egg

[undone heron]

😔

[visual mortar]

dont care

[undone heron]

oh wait I forgot Orban isn’t the leader of Hungary anymore

[visual mortar]

idk

im Tampico

[bold smelt]

🌷

[main jewel]

[main jewel]

hi

[proven hollow]

lexa singlehandedly killing this chat smh

[warm parcel]

pls discount 70% 😄

[main jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191434645951238267/1506299775136305246/6b7588f24f94c4693b407c3e8dc2535c.gif

yall r making me cry

[visual mortar]

destructive souls leave a path of terror wherever they tread

[main jewel]

crys

[visual mortar]

bullies tampico: 😄
gets bullied: ☹️

[main jewel]

IQM SORRRRYYYYY

[proven hollow]

and then she thinks she can wiggle herself out of it with some "erms" and "crys" as if she's the victim

[main jewel]

IT WAS A JOKEEEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[bold smelt]

bullys*

[main jewel]

jug master sybau

[proven hollow]

and she's back to bullying

[visual mortar]

incorrect

nice try

[visual mortar]

we can recover

[main jewel]

im turning everyone into pickles

[stoic flax]

No

[visual mortar]

now how do you tiedye a cat

[main jewel]

um

[stoic flax]

Idk prob hurts it

[main jewel]

tou dip him

theres pet hair dye

but i dunno how yo do ut

[undone heron]

it causes cancer

[visual mortar]

several users do that

[main jewel]

67

[stoic flax]

I'm a pickle

[vapid galleon]

I'm a pickle Riicccck

[stoic flax]

Nah IM PICKLEEEE RICKKKKK

[main jewel]

i said i was gunna turn people into pickles

[stoic flax]

I'm the best pickle I'm the best

[stoic flax]

I'm the first

[keen condor]

Hi Guys, could you please help me if there is any mod or solution to keep my stash and inventory as I organized it after selling stuff to traders in stalker 2? Every time I close and reopen my personal stash it is scrambled in a default way not how I organized it. This is the case after I sell anything to a trader I have to organize everything because it gets back to a default sorting. Thank you in advance!

[still current]

Not sure tbh

[main jewel]

im playing bf6

and getting kills with helicopters

[stoic flax]

Use gun

[main jewel]

i already have the ak4d maxed

[main jewel]

thanks i needed this

[stoic flax]

Proof

Get a clip with it

[marble gyro]

I'm drinking martinis and messing with spy gadgets

[knotty pelican]

Kobayashi-san top1

[main jewel]

@marble gyro

[marble gyro]

Yooooooo WTF???!!

[main jewel]

how fid you

[marble gyro]

SHROUD IS IN 007

[main jewel]

[marble gyro]

Nice KA-M, scope, 3 mags a candy cane and jelly, at least you'll survive a couple encounters

For a second I thought I saw a stab vest

[visual mortar]

@bold smelt g

[undone heron]

you know when you press print screen it takes a screenshot so u dont have to use ur phone

[proven hollow]

people who take a photo of their screen are technologically illiterate

[main jewel]

uh i have a xbox

and im not taking 83 thousand years to download somthing to the xbox network

[undone heron]

oh fair

[main jewel]

[ruby zealot]

goop goop goop goop 🥹

[main jewel]

i died so

i restarted

i have a cr75

some unknown food

a axe

and some clothes

2 cans of unknown foods

[ruby zealot]

gone kuru

[main jewel]

one was damp

dude i just got bombed what the hell

the town i was in got bombed by artillery

[marble gyro]

Oof

[frigid hill]

_vvolkova has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[thin ice]

пизедц

[undone heron]

this is the English chat

the ua chat is below it

[shell flax]

‘Fucker’

[still current]

You translated?

[robust pendant]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

[undone heron]

no

he meant piz-dets

in ua

in - middle is for filter probably don’t want warning

it’s still swearing but it’s a different swear

[shell flax]

That what the translation came out to

Honestly I don’t care about the swear, I just nuked the random ass link

Guy was inactive for two months and randomly shared a ‘Spotify’ link?
I don’t buy it

[agile gorge]

Is there any point to the electronic parts I find in X18 (Sealed Truth) or are they just sellable fodder?

[main jewel]

collectables

one you should collect tho cause its a item mentioned in soc

[agile gorge]

Oh oops I sold them 😬

[main jewel]

[still current]

Ban likely compromised. If he's not, he'll reach out and I'll unban

[sour spear]

Eid mubarak to all stalkers

[still current]

You too

[sour spear]

[vast tartan]

strelok 2005

[undone heron]

Thank you for your consideration, but I don't adhere to those festivals though enjoy it ig

[radiant mango]

hi

love to all

[main jewel]

bye

hate to all..

[charred nova]

Hate everyone

[marble gyro]

So, I'm finished with 007 first light

Took me 9hrs on hard

Started today and finished today

[cyan sparrow]

70€ game in 9h… did you enjoyed?

[marble gyro]

Oh I fucking loved it

As a 00 fan, this easily top 3 bond 007 games

[vapid galleon]

let's finish the game in 1 day that we waited for months

[marble gyro]

I'm not a speed runner or anything but I already found some things to finish the game even faster

It's a natural talent

I guess

[main jewel]

this is why i dont pay for games like that

[marble gyro]

There is more content coming for free

[vapid galleon]

+?hours?

[marble gyro]

It's a 20hr game, but I'm kinda fast

And ioi already said that there is going to be more sandbox like modes plus story

Hell when hitman 1 2016 came out, I beat that game in about a day too

And I take breaks and go for walks too

[cyan sparrow]

Maybe it's not a bad thing 20h game, however I'm so used to get lost in huge ow games.

[marble gyro]

20hr story is good, but I dunno man I think I skipped a couple of setpieces

Because I finished in 9hrs lol

[main jewel]

for 70 bucks..

[marble gyro]

I actually paid 300

I got the ultimate edition

Comes with a replica Golden gun

[compact pier]

Hot take - its better than the games with 100+ hours

[marble gyro]

DUDE FUCKING TRUTH MAN

[compact pier]

I hate those type of games, cause its require to take a vacation, so you can complete ut

Like I was playing skyrim and spend 280 hours

[marble gyro]

This game is way better than any current open world game out

Like on par with RE9 requiem

Story is that good

[compact pier]

30 hours its the gold standard

[marble gyro]

Gameplay is that good, reminds me of uncharted

[compact pier]

If its bigger, it most cases its just Ubisoft shit

[marble gyro]

And uncharted games are 9hrs max

[compact pier]

Like Valhalla

[marble gyro]

Bro, Valhalla is....no

We dont talk about that

[compact pier]

I only started yesterday and its kinda interesting

Maybe only optimization may be a little better

Cause for this req. Hair is just lame

[small quest]

Sounds like I’m getting this. What’s the blend of Hitman like?

[marble gyro]

Not really that much

[small quest]

Just that initial look and feel of it. Very hitman.

[compact pier]

You have a task and 5 ways to solve it

Its like light version of hitman with a uncharted boost

[small quest]

And it runs on steamdeck! So optimisation sounds good!

[marble gyro]

Nooooo

Do not play it on steam deck

[small quest]

Haha

[marble gyro]

You'll get max 20frames

Wait for some optimization updates for that handheld device

[small quest]

30 locked from what I saw with no frame gen?

Either way. That’s not bad for a new game. So used to shit unreal 5 games with no optimisation at this point.

[marble gyro]

Dawg...I've played UE5 games that actually have good optimization

It's the AAA devs that dont know

[smoky ore]

as someone who is new to STALKER and just heard of the existence of the Red Forest how toxic is the Red Forest in the STALKER games?

[main jewel]

wait till you get cooked by psi emissions

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[silver elbow]

new to stalker 2
played a bit of gamma

Ik this game has it's issues and I've heard enemies are bullet sponges (just what I've heard)

anyways question i want to know is what MOD/Workshop mods should i install for a normal playthrough to help make the game better

starting brand new, i don't need anything CRAZY game changing just make stalker better with modded QOL mods

a list with a few would be nice if you don't mind helping me out! (preferable from the steam workshop tbh lol)

[main jewel]

lots of anomalies, and a large psi field and mutants and bandits for some reason

[smoky ore]

I sure would hate to be the unfortunate soldier who has to be sent into the red forest

[main jewel]

are in the red forest

[compact pier]

Mods disable achievments

So first run should be clean

Second feel free to experiment

[main jewel]

hes right

[silver elbow]

already fixed that by installing the mod that disables that issue

[main jewel]

SON THATS NOT THE POINTT

[smoky ore]

I tried getting GOG Call of Pripyat running and it froze

[main jewel]

the point is is to have a original stlaker feel

not

GAMMA SLOP

[silver elbow]

idc about them tbh

[smoky ore]

do I need fixes for that one or?

[main jewel]

or any other mod slop

[compact pier]

But in general, I always try to have play as the expected by devs

With the all.original issues etc

[main jewel]

play your first playthrough normally

[silver elbow]

i played like 1hr of gamma i didn't care for it and deleted it 🤣
then bought a real game

[compact pier]

And only after such experience- use mods

Its a playbook with games for me, cause even bugs are still a part of the process

[smoky ore]

inb4 Stalker MMod (featuring the Tau Cannon from the Half-Life series!)

[silver elbow]

i just don't know if i have the full time to do that tho

but i just figured id ask since modding after starting a game can sometimes be a huge headache

to be clear i am by no means trying to shit on the game, i haven't even playted it yet!

just asking based off reviews and stuff i've watched before buying the game

[compact pier]

Well, if you don't have full time then its even better to not use mods

Since with every patch - they often bricks

[undone heron]

I don’t like mods for stalker 2 personally

they’re all kinda eh compared to trilogy mods

[smoky ore]

play STALKER, and also if you're interested Metro is another amazing one

its made by former GSC devs

[silver elbow]

i heard you get like the same 5 loot items from almost all enemy's lol
sausage and vodka being most of that loot lol
is that true 🤣

[compact pier]

Its great man, optimization typical for ue5 game, story and atmosphere great

With stalker its like you like it or hate it

There's no third state

[smoky ore]

So thats why HL3 is never coming out

[undone heron]

yes the mistake was picking ue but in terms of a ue5 game it’s not terribly optimised just don’t play with character hair on epic otherwise you’ll lose loads of fps for no reason

I have everything on epic and character hair on high

[smoky ore]

wait is hair the reason why UE5 games go to performance hell

[undone heron]

because unreal engine itself is unoptimised it’s spaghetti coded

[smoky ore]

fair enough

[silver elbow]

i mean i've just got an upgraded pc
not the craziest but should run this fine... i think
ultra 7 256KF, GTX 5070ti 16gb, 32gb ram

[undone heron]

lumen is a taxing lighting model

[smoky ore]

I have a 8th gen i7 and a RTX 4060 I should be somewhat fine

[undone heron]

It’ll run on epic

[compact pier]

Native high u guess

[smoky ore]

I think

[undone heron]

just use tsr ultra quality epic

you’ll get 80fps

[smoky ore]

Does scalers like DLSS and FSR help with performance at all

[undone heron]

don’t use it, makes the game blurry

[smoky ore]

fair

[undone heron]

tsr is the built in upscaler for ue5 games

it’s the best option

[silver elbow]

this is fine i cap all my games at like 80-100 fps no matter what

[smoky ore]

btw prepare for me to say fair enough alot, because its a habit of mine IRL and online lmao

[undone heron]

it’s alr

[smoky ore]

just saying lol

[undone heron]

i mean yeah as long as it’s above 60 it feels fine enough

[silver elbow]

ill run the game no mods and give it a shot then!
if i need to mod ig i'll give an update

question are NVGs in the game yet?
heard that was a thing a long time ago

[smoky ore]

I should begin capping framerates

[undone heron]

I usually cap at 240fps 🙏

[smoky ore]

usually I just use the 240hz refresh rate

but I also primarily play older games

[undone heron]

but I obviously don’t get 240 in new triple a games because not even a 5090 will

[silver elbow]

i can't play on 60 sadly, idky but it makes me kinda feel motion sick for some reason
has to me like at least 70-75fps

same reason i can never go back to playing with my console friends :/

sometimes i wish i never experience above 30fps sometimes lolol

[smoky ore]

Oh god I just realized when the 6090 comes out people are probably gonna meme that to death because of the 69 meme

[undone heron]

Honestly I get what u mean

[undone heron]

Personally I probably won’t get it

[silver elbow]

lets be real no one needs above 120fps 😂
not really

[undone heron]

I prefer amd I just want them to release a competitor to it

[smoky ore]

same honestly

[undone heron]

I use the 7900xtx still

[smoky ore]

I can't even afford a 5070 ti

[silver elbow]

no it will be the 6070 sadly 😮‍💨

if that is gonna be a thing LOL

[smoky ore]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[undone heron]

I mean pc parts are uber expensive rn

[smoky ore]

I hope to god they go down eventually

[undone heron]

I got mine before the insane price hikes

[smoky ore]

even if it takes a few years

[undone heron]

I got 32gb of ddr5 for 190 euro last april

[silver elbow]

SUCH A STUPID MEME ISTG LOL

[undone heron]

Impossible now lol

[undone heron]

It will 100%

[frigid hill]

jordanspaz has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[silver elbow]

HUH 🤣

[undone heron]

It will probably not go down to what it used to be because companies know they can charge more and people will buy but it will still go down

[silver elbow]

i had to buy a prebuild at micro cent
the ram alone in my rig is fcking 600$ 🤯
like wtf is that shII 💀

[undone heron]

they don’t let you swear here

[silver elbow]

there BETTER 🤣
no warning lol

[undone heron]

yes lol

It’s because the biggest supplier of the ram chips left the consumer market

[silver elbow]

stupid AI smh

[undone heron]

I woke up like 20 mins ago don’t mind my typing mistakes

[main jewel]

commission commission

[undone heron]

THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION OH GOD

[silver elbow]

all good I'm pretty illtreated and use auto correct 24/7

[main jewel]

|| soon ill have at least one scammer in my dms, its a scammer trap ||

[undone heron]

fair

[silver elbow]

alright well i think imma try and hop into the zone :b

[undone heron]

free vbucks just sign up to the marines today!!

[proven hollow]

hey, lexa, wanna buy some crypto?

[undone heron]

alright have fun enjoy

[silver elbow]

i get them allllllllll the time

ohhh you have a cool pfp where did you get it
it's always like the same stupid message

[main jewel]

true

[main jewel]

dont make me..

nngghh…

[silver elbow]

[silver elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-baby-kick-stfu-shut-gif-14893493857803161302

no gifs either LOL

w.e it's from a game call ILL and it looks sick

[silver elbow]

ok fr im leaving now to play XD

[marble gyro]

My b, I just wanted to sell you used car insurance

Low interest

No contract

[proven hollow]

anyways, how about them bloodsuckers, eeh?

[undone heron]

Is that Astolfo I knew you was a man

[undone heron]

we are NOT doing this again

[marble gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/no-god-please-no-no-please-no-no-god-no-yelling-gif-26334007

[proven hollow]

Pff, fine

So, theoratically, how tight do y'all think the grip of a burer is?

[dreamy dagger]

Why the black robe tho?

[main jewel]

no

that is not astolfo

and i am not a man

[main jewel]

jug suckers as you want them to be

weirdo

[ruby zealot]

ohhhh, like if they're using telekinesis on you? 😎

[undone heron]

I know I’m gaslighting you

[main jewel]

enough to squeeze a gold bar completely flat

[marble gyro]

I dont think....that's what robo meant

[silver elbow]

HUHHHHH WTF is this?
https://store.epicgames.com/p/wand-e31d12?lang=en-US

so i was looking up an interactive map and this popped up and ig it's a thing on epic games as well?

it seems like a cheat, like there is an option to toggle health regen?
but popping up an interactive map overlay does sound cool if you don't have a 2nd monitor

[undone heron]

gold is weak even I can do that

[dreamy dagger]

you are Astolfo

[dreamy dagger]

and you are a man

[main jewel]

❌

i have purple hair

[marble gyro]

Close enough

[dreamy dagger]

Who is Astolfo tho?
And who is that man?

[main jewel]

and multiple mods have seen what iiii look like

[main jewel]

astolfo is a servant from fate

[undone heron]

dantes wife

[dreamy dagger]

Sexy is back, or at least das what Timberlake sang

[main jewel]

wor

wot

[undone heron]

you don’t know her?

[main jewel]

true

[silver elbow]

like dose this not seem like a cheat?
is this really a thing now... has anyone even heard of this
https://wand.com/#how-it-works

[main jewel]

well i meam burers have more success at doing it quicker

[main jewel]

no

[marble gyro]

Trish or lady?

[main jewel]

why would i know someones random wife

[undone heron]

he’s a massive streamer

[main jewel]

people use something like this on single player games

[dreamy dagger]

So pink hair. Hmm.

[undone heron]

for league of legends

[main jewel]

for rdr2

dude its lighting and thundering oitside

im scared

[dreamy dagger]

Why no goth style, Lexy sexy?

[marble gyro]

Lost all interest

[undone heron]

WHAT

[undone heron]

makes sense

[main jewel]

i have a more alternative goth style

alt girl

[silver elbow]

i mean yee sure i can see that
but on the site it says it can like let you insta fast travel, ect ect and a whole lot of other things

like id be down to just use the map but it would probably tank some FPS or something

[main jewel]

pastel goths exist too

[main jewel]

wad i do

[undone heron]

dark or light purple

[main jewel]

it shouldnt

[proven hollow]

lexa is bullying me again

[main jewel]

i have a darker purple

[undone heron]

ok you get a pass then

[marble gyro]

They do, but they remind me of cotton candy

[dreamy dagger]

What does that constitute, liking both genders?

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-biting-catattack-kitty-gif-22092626

[undone heron]

I only respect it because purple is my favourite colour

[dreamy dagger]

What is an Alt Girl, man.

[undone heron]

lesbian

[dreamy dagger]

Thats what I thought

Lesbians are good

[undone heron]

I mean I think idk english is my second language

[marble gyro]

Has to do with style, taste of music and mainstream trends

[proven hollow]

you have alt girls, ctrl girls and shift girls, it refers to the keys on a keyboard

[dreamy dagger]

What music does alt girls listen to? K-pop?

[dreamy dagger]

[marble gyro]

Wide variety

[main jewel]

no its a style liek these are the stereotypical alt girls

[dreamy dagger]

What if we combine CTRL+SHIFT+ALT, what does dat mean, Robo, what it do mean

[main jewel]

they look like yhis

[dreamy dagger]

Oh hell no, that 2nd photo, OH HELL NO. REMOVE DAT!

[undone heron]

woman in a stalker community makes sense

[proven hollow]

you can put a rope on it though

[main jewel]

yeah i dont like piercings

[undone heron]

no normal person likes ts game

[marble gyro]

Goddamm the first picture looks like my ex

[main jewel]

in places that arent supposed to be pierced

[dreamy dagger]

Piercings and eyebrows, man

[marble gyro]

Same haircut too

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/hakari-kirara-kirara-hoshi-kinji-hakari-hakari-and-kirara-gif-2248900940056250659

[undone heron]

you’re better off then

[dreamy dagger]

First photo is acceptable

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[dreamy dagger]

Second photo is diabolical

[marble gyro]

I have a gf currently dude

[main jewel]

hes right, but thats my style im that

[dreamy dagger]

[silver elbow]

lol girls play games CHILL boys 😂

[undone heron]

good

[dreamy dagger]

Then SEXY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

[main jewel]

i just wear black skater shirts mostly not like

[proven hollow]

[main jewel]

croptops with 37 web patterns that might expose something bad

[dreamy dagger]

Girls don't play games. GIRLS ARE PLAYING WITH US.

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-holla-lemme-holla-at-you-gif-7784985

[undone heron]

this is why you live in America

[proven hollow]

like... tic tac toe?

[dreamy dagger]

Toe? Hmm...

[marble gyro]

Ngl tho, German American girls are pretty hot

[dreamy dagger]

You onto something, Robocopman badman naughtyman

[silver elbow]

tic tac NO

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-run-meme-gif-12385055482594746031

[undone heron]

last time I saw a woman in a crop top she was being chased by a nun

[proven hollow]

I wonder if bloodsuckers ever go for the toes

[main jewel]

in texas

i love texas

[main jewel]

NO

THEY GO FOR ARTERIEIES

SSYYYBAAAAUUU

[dreamy dagger]

Yeah especially when they yell German at you

[undone heron]

can I have a double barrel smith and western

[marble gyro]

I can yell German back

[dreamy dagger]

@main jewel You will allow him to go that deep?!??!?!

[marble gyro]

It is my 3rd language

[proven hollow]

So... for the jug||ular||s?

[dreamy dagger]

I only know Scheisse and Verdammt

[dreamy dagger]

Oh, the juggies

[marble gyro]

I want to be like a translator one day, so I'm learning 8 languages

[undone heron]

es ist einfach es ist wie englisch

[proven hollow]

which ones?

[main jewel]

yaH

[silver elbow]

dammmm 8

[main jewel]

how deep

deep

https://tenor.com/view/chace-crawford-the-boys-the-deep-wink-gif-14839780402090172878

tbe deep

[undone heron]

9 inches deep in ur artery ok im stopping now

[dreamy dagger]

He is descending far too deep in that... ehm... well, ehm...

[main jewel]

deep

wgat cant i see through

[main jewel]

zinc, homelander

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-surprised-face-hyped-face-itstommylove-stalker-gif-4424134560208251643

[main jewel]

he got me there

[silver elbow]

wtf is goin on rn 🤣