☢┃stalker-general

[proven hollow]

it's also against the rules to go offtopic in this chat so better clean up 90% of the messages here

[vapid galleon]

lol

exactly

[main jewel]

oh my gosh McCulkin is online when we mentioned him

[proven hollow]

wouldn't be off topic if we had something to talk about

[dreamy dagger]

Its against the rules to do politics but politics are in everyday life so that means... we have to be suspended from life...

[vapid galleon]

do the what Robo says Lexa

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-oh-hell-nah-gif-9363002627084244235

[main jewel]

aye aye captain

get ready for the fat purge

[proven hollow]

all in favor of suspending krezzin from life?

[vapid galleon]

[dreamy dagger]

Can we talk in-game politics though?

[vapid galleon]

yes

[dreamy dagger]

Zoneopolitics is here
Screw geopolitics!

[proven hollow]

and then vaguely use allegory to relate it to rl politics? 😛

[vapid galleon]

Geo? Hollow Knight?

[dreamy dagger]

Okay then, did you know Nimble is an ex-ZIB guy. Zone Investigation Bureau!!!

The USB Smuggler guy, man!

[proven hollow]

Damn, guys, sure sucks how those religious fanatics called the Monolith are fighting a war against innocent homeless Loners trying to destroy it all, doesn't it?

[vapid galleon]

Nimble mean half of a byte so 4bits

[proven hollow]

@cold plover we miss you

[cold plover]

me?

[dreamy dagger]

Good frikkin one

[vapid galleon]

😯

[cold plover]

what have happened

am i DEAD?????????????????????????

[dreamy dagger]

OH HELL NAH SOMEONE SUMMONED MCCULKIN THE GOAT. WATTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[main jewel]

oh my gosh

[dreamy dagger]

The Goat has appeared!! OUT OF NOWHERE!

[proven hollow]

Lexa was really hurt that you only post in the mod chat once every few months

[vapid galleon]

idi ko mne

[dreamy dagger]

Something is brewing within the GSC offices then

[main jewel]

you should speak more McCulkin you have many fans

[proven hollow]

coffee, probably

[dreamy dagger]

Culkin responding without even being tagged

[vapid galleon]

are community team in office???

[dreamy dagger]

Breakthrough of the Year, boys

[proven hollow]

you know what they say, a tag a day keeps the GSC awake

[dreamy dagger]

Community team are communicating in office rn

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-laughing-sidorovich-stalker-gsc-game-world-gsc-gif-10511308776135339550

[vapid galleon]

😯

[dreamy dagger]

Okay we now have 2nd clue

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-i-used-to-pray-meek-mill-dreams-and-nightmares-dreams-and-nightmares-michael-jordan-gif-4600240804856944817

[dreamy dagger]

Culkin is Mbappe fan too

The cypher is slowly revealing

[proven hollow]

bro i'm still tryna decipher you

[main jewel]

this means quiet is in the dlc and tachenko is revived as a induced illusion and the area that place is in is the radiowave institute

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-you-can-figure-it-out-korshunov-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-11655978291419139094

[main jewel]

truussstt

i hope im correct

actually tachenko should stay dead

but

[dreamy dagger]

Who Tachenko? WARDen?

[main jewel]

no

founder of duty

[dreamy dagger]

Damn I even forgot his name... no wonder I always stay Loner

[main jewel]

supposedly hes the one who chokes skif in the dlc trailee

[mellow sphinx]

How do you like your new home Krezzin?

[vapid galleon]

epic faction tbh

[main jewel]

trailer

and the uh location due to the windows might be the radiowave institute

[dreamy dagger]

Oh shit Sektoras is here

[main jewel]

in limasnk

[dreamy dagger]

We have 2 GOATs return to STOC in 1 day

[main jewel]

this is a sign

[dreamy dagger]

J. H. Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is not a sign, its a revelation of God right in front of our eyes

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17458644

[proven hollow]

the only god i recognise is the c-con all hail

[dreamy dagger]

Home sweet home, baby

Actually 3rd home so to say

House, garage and STOC. I live in 3 places. Lmao.

[deep shale]

hopefully this means we get some news soon

[cold plover]

I fan of this image, big fan

[proven hollow]

😂

there will be no news

[deep shale]

lol probably

[mellow sphinx]

I am glad I see mr McCulkin here, what I dont see here though, still, is my multiplayer mode that I paid deluxe edition to get goodies, would be nice to have an answer or an estimate for the money I spent 🙂

After the DLC of course, no rush

[blazing ingot]

When will the Switch 2 upgrade launch?

-# ⓘ Signed • 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓘𝓷 𝓐 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓻 👑⁨

[proven hollow]

see this is why GSC don't talk in this chat

y'all bully them when you know they're under NDA

[blazing ingot]

CMs are under NDA, the leads aren’t.
-# ⓘ Signed • 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓘𝓷 𝓐 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓻 👑⁨

[proven hollow]

ooh, they very much are

[blazing ingot]

The leads decide what gets NDA’d
-# ⓘ Signed • 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓘𝓷 𝓐 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓻 👑⁨

[proven hollow]

which they then have to adhere to according to their NDA

[vapid galleon]

[vapid galleon]

LMFAOOOO

[main jewel]

erm so we will never get coop

[mellow sphinx]

Its paid items, advertised before the game got out, people who spent the money have the right to ask. Been nearly 2 years.

[main jewel]

or erm

actually

we might lowkey not get any type of arena either

which im fine with

[proven hollow]

surely you have that right, but expecting an answer here is either very naive or very foolish

[vapid galleon]

or erm, we'll get multiplayer someday

[mellow sphinx]

Well we have to ask somewhere. Its funny that paid dlc is coming BEFORE the advertised items on previous editions

[main jewel]

erm in 2029 when gsc releases the silence and delays stopped working awhile ago

realizes

golly

[vapid galleon]

what

[vapid galleon]

multiplayer is GSC's backup plan they will start to sell skins when they release it. Well they already did it in Steam editions

[main jewel]

average deluxe and ult edition skins

i wonder how gsc plans to actually get multiplayer working

[vapid galleon]

they sold gun skins to us

[main jewel]

true

but at least some of them look cool..

[vapid galleon]

ahh zaammn bro don't say that

[main jewel]

top 3 worst skins of all time

[vapid galleon]

it's not about skins are good or not

[main jewel]

the riemann is actually pretty awesome tho

p12 (p90 like shotgun)

[vapid galleon]

I will start to believe that you have a 1000$ Counter Strike inventory bro

[vapid galleon]

I wonder how this backfired

[main jewel]

uh so i had this tiger tooth gut knife

[vapid galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-gif-244626384515777729

[main jewel]

and it looked so ass

[uncut frigate]

Hey so I got question, whats the point of Noon/Monolith traders if you can't interact with them.

[serene barn]

there is none.

[uncut frigate]

I beg to differ.

[serene barn]

probably because you can't interract with them past a point in the story.

[uncut frigate]

You can never interact with Noon trader at their place and in one mission you encounter NPC marked as Medical trader

[serene barn]

but there is a trader nearby that used to be with them but got tired of being restricted by them so he left to set up shop south of the island

[uncut frigate]

There is one in specific mission deeper in the story, litearlly marked as Medical trader.

[serene barn]

i feel like it doesn't make the most sense that we can't trade with them but i guess the idea is that Strider wanted them to be self reliant so they don't trade with outsiders

idk what you mean.

i don't remember any mission called Medical Trader.

[uncut frigate]

In An Act of Mercy, you litearlly encounter Mono trader

[serene barn]

i don't think so?

[uncut frigate]

I can't post a screenshot

[serene barn]

are you talking about an npc named medical trader or

[uncut frigate]

Named NPC from Monolith with map marker of trader.

Same as ones you get in many safe locations.

[serene barn]

🤔

[uncut frigate]

Screenss_and_Videos

[serene barn]

i feel like it's maybe because the npc may have been one from the Noontide base

[uncut frigate]

Still why mark traders if you can't ever trade with them :/

[serene barn]

like there's a medic on the island but he's with Noontide and we can't use the services of Noontide for some reason. so idk really why they bothered with giving them the compass and map markers for being in a profession when we can't.

but obviously you can't trade etc with Monolith

[dreamy dagger]

Yeah yeah, I know what you did here. Wouldn't be this obvious if you didn't make it this far obvious.

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-saying-denzel-washington-training-day-cigarette-gif-4823415

They promised, they have to deliver it, no matter when

Could be they do it 10 years from now, but promise will be kept! Timeframe don't matter as long the promise is fulfilled!

[proven hollow]

you probably won't live another ten years with your rainwater addiction

[bitter plover]

go play Hunt Sek

[charred nova]

Mythical McCulkin appearance

[meager crag]

They always ask "Where is McCulkin?" but never "How is McCulkin?"

[hardy totem]

-# Who's McCulkin...?

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-red-cat-evil-cat-normal-cat-gif-7123425318368299957

[blazing ingot]

Why is McCulkin?

-# ⓘ Signed • 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓘𝓷 𝓐 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓻 👑⁨

[hardy totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cats-kitten-kittens-gif-24184782

[meager crag]

When is McCulkin?

[main jewel]

dude me and robo summoned him

i was there to witness the big Culk

best image ever

[charred nova]

I think it’s dead ass been years since he’s spoken in English channels

[main jewel]

we summoned like a god

its like seeinf bigfoot

[charred nova]

And he brought no news on stalker 2

So over

[main jewel]

the news was him

[burnt bridge]

Unpopular opinion bloodsuckers would be scarier without the tentacles

[main jewel]

you would be scarier without the tentacles

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[charred nova]

True

[frigid axle]

unpopular opinion, if Stalker 2 Horror design was Analog horror it would be one of the most horrifying games to ever exist lmao,

imagine you're walking at night, and you hear something in the trees, you look behind you, but nothing, but far away behind a tree, you see 2 glowing dots like eyes, you look around you and look in that place again but theire gone, and then you hear footsteps getting closer and closer without seeing any source of them

[smoky hawk]

its unpopular for a reason

[small quest]

chance of anything that might resemble news/info this week?

Scrolls up — ok.

[charred nova]

Stalker never been that type of horror game

[frigid axle]

like i explained it baldy, i meant like told like an analog horror, not made an analog horror

[small quest]

stalker 2's horror is based in it's bugs

[frigid axle]

Baldy

[frigid axle]

five hundred burers

[small quest]

It's ok I've got walls for cover...

[frigid axle]

five hundred snorks

[small quest]

can snorks jump through walls too?

I haven't played in a long while not sure what the current meta is

[frigid axle]

can walls jump through snorks?

[small quest]

you got me

[frigid axle]

the meta is skif's pistol, it got low repair costs, gets broken slower, does more damage than almost any pistol, and burers can't take it from you

[small quest]

can they really not?!

bwhwhaa why have I never tried that.

[frigid axle]

if you're playing Vanilla yeah, they can't take it

[small quest]

insane

Skiffa Pistola it is

[frigid axle]

wait, oh damn i got such a genius idea, if the like ak that the dude at slang heap can't be dropped or deposited in your chest until you tell him that you are gonna keep it, it means the burger can't take it off your hands too??

[charred nova]

nah

meta is kora now

[small quest]

ahh is it quest marked?

[frigid axle]

Kora can still be stolen by the burer and 4 shot you in veteran or smt

[charred nova]

so?

[frigid axle]

skifs pistol can't be stolen

[charred nova]

and?

[small quest]

Question:
On Master difficulty, the last boss in the game almost always kills Skif with a single shot from a Gauss cannon, even if maximum physical protection has been achieved with the help of artifacts and the best armor suits. Even then, he easily shoots through TV stands, which makes it difficult to hide from him. Is this by design, or are there balance issues at this point?

Answer:
He's a powerful guy 🙂

Humour is cathartic at this point

[frigid axle]

less of a pain in the ahh

[charred nova]

it would take like over 100 bullets to kill a burer with skifs pistol

why would you even do that

[frigid axle]

yes

[small quest]

Fun

[main jewel]

top most unpopular opinions of all time

[frigid axle]

also i tried to kill burers in veteran with a knife but they knock me out and throw me a thing and i immediately die after

[main jewel]

you might be the first person to say that

[frigid axle]

im in 1st in the list then heh

[frigid axle]

answer: you don't play the game on master

[main jewel]

also analog horror isnt scary at all

[proven hollow]

answer: get gud

[small quest]

Or — at all.

[charred nova]

analog horror is slop

[frigid axle]

answer: ohio

[main jewel]

analog horror genuinely is corny as hell

[frigid axle]

the one of now? yes, it's over produced and overrated asf, but when it was unpopular and knew by few people it was better

[main jewel]

you have never played mw2 and gotten yhe xbox 360 message (behind you) and died to a guy that came up behind you

[charred nova]

this is true i had a wii

[main jewel]

if you think analog horror is scary

if you think its scary

your gunna die from a heart attack playing dayz

[frigid axle]

Nah Any Dayz moment beats that

[frigid axle]

indeed

i used to play milsim servers a lot on dayz, but smh they all died and now slop servers "red vs green" are the only options and there aren't any tactical servers anymore that i can find

[main jewel]

i play vanilla

[frigid axle]

i spent like 200h on vanilla learning the basics and then like other 500h on community servers and like another 100h on smt

like 500-600h i spent them on ps4, which was soo bad and the controls were delayed af, then i switched to ps5 and i finally became good at almost everything

[marble gyro]

Morning

[charred nova]

only to get mogged by pc players

[frigid axle]

1 sec im watching a cleaning video where they remove rust

[burnt bridge]

Way too much grieving on conquest nowadays. KarmaKrew isn’t bad on Xbox cause pc hackers 😡

[vernal lily]

morning

[frigid axle]

ur talking about Conquest of Invincible?

[burnt bridge]

Nah haven’t heard that one. Playing Arma is the best choice for milsim but that’s still janky as

[frigid axle]

Arma is good but doesn't give the same heart attack feeling of dayz that's why i prefer it on dayz

[burnt bridge]

Your so right it’s hard to beat an official run where you don’t die for hours

[frigid axle]

yeah but i mean in milsim servers too, back when Military warfare server still existed, that was peak milsim

[burnt bridge]

Damn wish I got to experience that

STALKER Z?!

[frigid axle]

like, not too much milsim as well, just follow high role people and their commands and that's it, not over complicated

[frigid axle]

?

[cyan sparrow]

Horrendously wrong idea

[burnt bridge]

Or day stalker I can see the whoopsies

Whoopsie

[main jewel]

sybau

im no more mr nice guy

[vernal lily]

[cyan sparrow]

Stalker 2 update comes before xmass by trusty source, analytical analysis and mathematical equations

[frigid axle]

ur a guy!?

[dusky pawn]

No a lexa

[cyan sparrow]

She’s a woman, pretty tall one ☝️

Taller than me

Don’t count other mods bc they’re under 5,5”

[vernal lily]

Is Lexa taller than Molt

[charred nova]

probably

[silent valve]

any news about playing dont this or that mission before next DLC?

[main jewel]

no

[main jewel]

6’3 tuah 6’4

[main jewel]

you can buy a car

augh

just go around the left side of the cnpp fence and youll see a bandit

he will offer you a price and you can buy the car if your at a certain stage in the game

[sage dew]

Allright I am pleasently susprised that MASTER difficulty actually really has reballanced difficulty - NPCs are generally a lot less spongy. MP5 mag dump fallowed by TOZ34 double tap and Bloodsucker in the cave you know the one I mean, sits on its butt, and later on slag heap 3 headshots from pump shotty and another bloodsucker in the dirt, the time to kill on human NPCs so far also much improved ! Nice nice!

[proven hollow]

Don't believe the lies, Lexa is an egg

[charred nova]

you're a tall scary monster ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[sage dew]

so anyways 5.5.4 when?

[robust pendant]

We cant know for sure, so

[robust pendant]

Soon™

[hardy totem]

Someday©

[floral elm]

In beetwen now and forever. But also would make sense before dlc

[shell flax]

In between now and then

[frigid axle]

u said it tho

[digital geyser]

worst thing about new dlc and engine update is all my mods are gonna break. I cant play without modded ballistics and oxa anymore 😭

[sage dew]

dont forget the STALKER2 on fire, which will happen right after the engine update xD theres gonna be MASSIVE flood of bugs that should be patched before the DLC - hence why my guess is that DLC will come with the engine update. so that they debug it all at once - kinda like CP77 did with its Phantom Liberty DLC and CP2.0 version of the game

[floral elm]

Makes sense, i didint follow cybeprunk realasing its dlc so thouroughly, but it makes sense

Summer 2026, so the latest will be what? Septmeber? Only 4 months, what aren4 months for stslker fans

[frigid axle]

dw just wait 3 months bro it's not that much

[proven hollow]

if we can wait 17 years for a new sequel certainly we can wait 4 more months

except for the fact that we simply know it'll be delayed to autumn or winter

[frigid axle]

we will have gta6 before the 2nd dlc

[digital geyser]

100% it gets delayed

[floral elm]

Bruuuuuuhhhh

If it does get delayed it will be super sad

[hardy totem]

Sad with a cape?

[floral elm]

It would also be nice to get any update on UE updatr, soon itl be a yea and we dont know whats going on

[floral elm]

With everything

[proven hollow]

all they give us is that "they're working on it"

which is quite frankly one of the most concerning things a game developer can say 😂

[floral elm]

Yup, would be nice to comment on it further like. ,,we're at this and thay stage" or something

Show some screenshots i dunno

[main jewel]

cause its a saying

but fear not.. i am a woman.. no guy

[charred nova]

This is a verified true statement

[main jewel]

oh yeah definitely, usually that tells people they havent started or the game is completely broken but erm i have faith in gsc

[main jewel]

youve seen my evil face before

[charred nova]

I would call it [redacted] instead

[main jewel]

me when gsc delays the dlc to December 5th

https://tenor.com/view/lewisauu-gif-14619640480469457782

[main jewel]

ugly..

[charred nova]

Mmm no not the word I’d use

[main jewel]

boiled bubblegum

[charred nova]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[proven hollow]

be nice to each other, mods

[plain fiber]

I would be very surprised if it actually ended up pushed out that far. It'd be PR suicide.

[tame panther]

Have you forgotten for how many years S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 was delayed

[small quest]

I wouldn't be suprised to see it released on time in an absolute shambles though

aka v1.0 all over again

[hardy totem]

Could be, but I doubt it. I suspect S2 released in the state it was in because Microsoft pushed/forced the release before it was close to ready. I doubt Microsoft is still involved in that matter with the development of the engine upgrade, so I assume GSC is now taking the time they also would have prefered to also have taken for release. But that's all speculation and for all we know you're right.

[cyan sparrow]

Stalker 2 update comes before xmass by trusty source, analytical analysis and mathematical equations 🔪

[hardy totem]

No statistics? Amateur

[charred nova]

Gsc is famous for delays so

Don’t count on it

[still edge]

#📜┃gsc-answers again with this nothing burger questions, i made a question about possible new feature in the future, alife plans, and nothing, they dont answer

[small quest]

honestly it's a completely useless channel now

when the questions are relevant they just answer joke nonsense

[tame panther]

Only answer the useless questions too

[still edge]

they either respond to silly questions like "why cant a kill bloodsucker so op" Molt1"git good lol"
or they answer questions about merchandising and pre orders, nothing about actual patches and features.

[hardy totem]

[still edge]

i think it would be less insulting if they just stop using that channel all together or they start comunicating for real instead of being radio silence

[frigid axle]

microslop

[hardy totem]

Micoslorp

[tame panther]

I vageuly remember what Mol1t said about Burers doing more damage with bullets than normal

[frigid axle]

mute gsc answers, like 1y ago i checked it every day but it seems like it's just slop jokes now

[main jewel]

pov when gsc ask and answers is used for slop

[main jewel]

what he basically said is the bullets are merged with mutant damage

he just gave a more lore like explanation

[frigid axle]

he was joking, but i remember exactly what he said

[main jewel]

but the real explanation is laziness or not enough time to genuinely separate the damage

[tame panther]

No he had another one, something about the gunpowder not exploding or some bullcrap

[frigid axle]

"burers do more damage when controlling weapons because instead of shooting the projectile they spit it with the telepathic force they have"

he literally said this, not exactly but this was the point

i think i maybe still have the screenshot bcs i talked about it in chat about how bad of an idea it was

[hardy totem]

Mindbullets™

[small quest]

ask-slop

[tame panther]

This would make no difference😭
A bullet is a bullet

[main jewel]

well thats just the lore like explanation but that makes no sense when the gun literally fires like it would when a human shoots it

it flashes too and smoke does indeed come out the barrel

[still edge]

petition to change the #📜┃gsc-answers to # | slop-answers

[frigid axle]

THAT WAS MY POINT OF ARGUE, but then everyone ganged up on me saying that i was arguing over a dude joking about it

[small quest]

slop-slop?

[main jewel]

well its just an explanation to cover the lazy or strict time requirements

that gsc had

[small quest]

can we get some momentum here please.

[tame panther]

#gsc-trolling

[main jewel]

or did

cause erm i know damn well theres a way to code the burers to not have the damage output for bullets mutant based

cause bullets are still bullets

[still edge]

the only thing we need is for them to use AI to answer in #📜┃gsc-answers and thats bingo

[main jewel]

and they fire like they would if a normal guy did it

[frigid axle]

@charred nova remember when i argued about Molt1 answering why burers bullets do more damage than bullets fired by normal npcs and then the convo turned off because it all ended by "hes just a dude he doesn't know anything about it, he was joking"

[main jewel]

cause the trigger does get pulled

[tame panther]

Alsdont make them pull my weapon out with one telekenisis attack
You always had to be low on stamina for that to work

[frigid axle]

trust me thats what i was saying, the gun blatantly fires, the ignition of the bullet happens, it doesn't just get spit, where would the cartridge go?

[tame panther]

If there is no Burer fix during the DLC release, im will do things

[main jewel]

yall worried about burer fixes

yall should be worried on the fact npcs dont react to getting hit

[tame panther]

Free loot

[main jewel]

or mutants get stuck in fences

[tame panther]

Easy mutant kill

[main jewel]

sometimes you cant kill them

[frigid axle]

i mean a burer not only can knock me out if too close, throw me objects and shoot me with overpowered projectiles, but he can remove my gun too, it's a bit too much

[main jewel]

that also messes up missions

and immersion

[tame panther]

Well that sucks

[tame panther]

Bring triology burers back

[main jewel]

he can block the bullets too

[tame panther]

Only when the shield is up

[main jewel]

id say just use a saiga and fire as fast as you can to his head

[frigid axle]

oh yeah another annoying thing, THE SHIELD REGENERATES AS SOON AS YOU SHOOT HIM AGAIN, NO INTERVAL

[tame panther]

Get this man a true....

[main jewel]

well he can only do one thing at a time

except for picking up objects

[tame panther]

But really fast after one another

[main jewel]

i believe he can do that at the same time as the shield but im not sure

[tame panther]

And the actions go by fast too

[frigid axle]

If you play veteran, you get 4-5 shotted by any weapon he controls even if you have good armour

while he has a shield

[tame panther]

Man even on Stalker difficulty its just a matter of 2 seconds. Max

[main jewel]

bandits too

bandits are overtuned btw

they have better accuracy and range than a veteran monolith npc

[tame panther]

They just posses cheeki breeki techniques

[main jewel]

well they arent supposed to be like tha

[serene barn]

Burer controlled guns are doing way more than they should be.

for literally no reason.

[tame panther]

Also
I dont like how almost every Monolithian you encounter either has a exoskeleton, or that half exosuit whatever it was called
Replace some of them with just standard Monolithians

[frigid axle]

nah stalker diff theire way more manageable but still unbalanced

in veteran 3 shots from the telepathic weapons and you're dead

[serene barn]

i feel like if you unloaded a gun it shouldn't just magically work when grabbed by a burer

[tame panther]

We need fixes please...

[frigid axle]

THAT'S TRUE BRO, THEY BE SPAWNING PROJECTILES

[frigid axle]

nah GSC needs money so they make dlc instead of fixes

[tame panther]

Greedy Sidorovich Corporation

[frigid axle]

they also know we're all content hungry so instead of releasing new features or. things they put a dlc with new guns and maybe new mutants

[tame panther]

Jew mutants????

[frigid axle]

typo

[tame panther]

I want my humanoid tree mutant mentioned once in SoC

[frigid axle]

wat

[frigid axle]

i think that, every npc has the same accuracy in S2

[tame panther]

Remember when you save Kruglov and he tells you about this [Bunch of Latin words] hes been studying
That translated means humanoid tree mutant

[frigid axle]

theire just different models with different voice lines and different items, but The combat code is identical for everyone of them

[tame panther]

WHERE IS MY HUMANOID TREE MUTANT!!!!

[frigid axle]

[main jewel]

erm

[frigid axle]

im saying that a mono has the same accuracy as a bandit and a bandit has the same accuracy as a mono, which is very unbalanced

[tame panther]

I imagine this mutant blending in with the trees
We could have three variants
A normal one
Burnt Forest one
And Red Forest one, also spottable on Wild Island maybe

[main jewel]

bandits have more accuracy tho

[frigid axle]

imagine if it's locked behind a 30€ dlc

alongside tons of other things

[main jewel]

TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHURRRR @visual mortar

[visual mortar]

what

[main jewel]

OMG ITS TUNG TUNG

[main jewel]

are you familiar with triple t

i guess not

nvm

[visual mortar]

i am

[main jewel]

die

[visual mortar]

im triple t

[main jewel]

oh

okay

[frigid axle]

in my veteran playthrough so far everyone seems to have the same accuracy, sometimes shooting me while im behind walls

[main jewel]

i retract my statement

[visual mortar]

[main jewel]

erm so delete this cause this can get you banned

[frigid axle]

if the dlc is 15€ ill buy it surely

[tame panther]

Its a joke but fine
GSC cant take it ig

[odd sky]

What? "Кадавр"? Idk how to english

[main jewel]

i lowkey said the same thing when i wasnt a mod except instead of burn i said bomb so erm

[tame panther]

I dont know how to Cyrillic

[frigid axle]

Totoya!

[main jewel]

then i knew

[visual mortar]

you did just say that you would arson the hq which is a public address

especially in their own 'cord

[main jewel]

syyyyyyBAUUUUU

[tame panther]

People say that about all kinds of companies
Jokingly ofc

[frigid axle]

Hes a Russian spy!!

[visual mortar]

yeah but not in their own discord

[tame panther]

Blyat! Zhey got me

[visual mortar]

box

[main jewel]

nooooo

traitooorr

[frigid axle]

wait how ru able to say blya, wolf censors me

[odd sky]

No swearing 👎

[frigid axle]

TRAKTORRR

[tame panther]

Wolf just loves me idk

[main jewel]

bans fox for 30000 years

and eats his phone

[visual mortar]

FUCK

FUCK

[frigid axle]

AHHHH

[main jewel]

fudge..

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/nokotan-plush-plushie-plushies-boom-gif-247205074479300967

[frigid axle]

yo @charred nova

[odd sky]

NOOOOOO

[charred nova]

I mean he’s a cm

[frigid axle]

centimeter?

[charred nova]

He doesn’t know the technical details

Community manager

If you try and drop technical stuff on him he won’t know

He’d have to ask someone else

[frigid axle]

ohh, though why hes answering jokingly things that he doesn't know, like 90% of gsc answers is just slop

[charred nova]

I mostly agree that is a net negative

Some stuff is nda

[frigid axle]

obv not his fault or everyone's fault but why is it called gsc answers if he's not from gsc directly

[charred nova]

So what ever but asking question with idk I do agree is just not very epic

And makes people really mad

[frigid axle]

i do remember that some useful questions were answered back then but now it's just useless

like i used to check it a lot and submit a lot of questions which didn't have to be NDA answered

like it doesn't need to be a direct answer if it's nda, a tease or hint is alredy a lot

[charred nova]

The cms are basically middle men to ask the devs questions and what does and doesn’t get answered is all controlled through them

For the most part

[frigid axle]

Then why isn't it called Cm's answers

[charred nova]

CMs are the voice of gsc

[frigid axle]

the muted voice of GSC

the NDA voice of gsc, i got it

[odd sky]

New discord event 🤯🤯🤯

I wish it would be an art contest

[tame panther]

Most sexiest mutant found ingame contest

[vernal lily]

Do we even do those weekly meme/artist thing anymore

[odd sky]

No time to draw

I have 2 unfinished stalker arts in my pocket

[visual mortar]

dr faut

dr faut

[still edge]

#📜┃gsc-answers message
they answer this but if i ask about alife or features, they dont answer... bro im done hahaha

close that wack ass channel

[odd sky]

Maybe they are cooking

[frigid axle]

theire cooking them selves

[frigid axle]

As Jack said, the Cms know nothing ab alife or can't say anything about it, so it's pretty useless asking that

[still edge]

then why its call "GSC-answers" , call it "Mods-Answers"

[frigid axle]

because Cms are the voice of gsc

[still edge]

create a channel call "Klutz-answers" i can do slop answers too

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-majima-majima-goro-melon-here-gif-17916850

[still edge]

well the voice of gsc is kind of a mute person, voice of gsc only knows about

[visual mortar]

why did you blacklist penguan's interactions

poor fella was heartbroken

[hardy totem]

https://tenor.com/view/suboptimal-explosion-watermelon-melon-hydraulic-press-gif-3906443365678527169

[main jewel]

#📜┃gsc-answers message there is no more hope

[odd sky]

I heard this words right before dlc trailer

[main jewel]

im gunna start my own faction called the gsclith its the monolith except the monolith is gsc and we cant hear them

oh monolith we cant hear you

[hardy totem]

Alexa, play Despacito

[main jewel]

call of pripyat monoliths fr

[main jewel]

no way it worked

[vernal lily]

But Molt talks inside our head every once in a while

[main jewel]

ih yrah

[odd sky]

Idk about you guys, but I will play today forza horizon

[main jewel]

i do not enjoy many racing games but i hope its fun

[odd sky]

I don't even have driving licence

[main jewel]

the best thing that happened to me was a live McCulkin sighting

[vernal lily]

I am planning to check out Screamer eventually

[main jewel]

ouh well racing games have helped people
how to drive properly

[vernal lily]

If you are using the actual control sim and not a keyboard and mouse

[odd sky]

But I will play on keyboard or gamepad

[main jewel]

ough

[main jewel]

hook up a mouse and keyboard to a vehicle

[odd sky]

Keyboard i mean
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹

[main jewel]

[odd sky]

[main jewel]

piano a vehicle

[vernal lily]

I bought a control sim for a drone, and I could pretty much drive the real thing pretty well

[odd sky]

Let it rock and roll

[vernal lily]

vehicle a piano

[frigid axle]

dr lonme

[peak grove]

I want a complete blood/damage system where the enemy limps forward when shot in the leg.. and loses health and bleeds out and dies if it's not patched up.

[visual mortar]

Yamaha 'Super U1' (U10A) 48" Premium Upright Piano

[odd sky]

No, piano "Ukraine"
I love vintage

[visual mortar]

i want a system where they collapse and cry for help

[odd sky]

I remembered a guy who played cod with freaking FLUTE

[visual mortar]

play cod with a midi keyboard

not hard to do actually

[odd sky]

I have skill issues

[visual mortar]

there's software that maps notes to keys

would probably sound like shit though

[dreamy dagger]

Dr Foot!

[marble gyro]

Fantastic work day today

2hrs in, twisted my ankle on the staircase, hell yeah!

[proven hollow]

beat up the staircase to show dominance

[dreamy dagger]

Beat up or... BLOW UP THAT MFER

[hardy totem]

-# sue your employer for having unsafe stairs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544757291682103300/1367224622529122325/mood.gif

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-face-itstommylove-stalker-stalker-2-laughing-gif-10586093784146847821

[marble gyro]

They sent me home

[hardy totem]

-# they were afraid you were gonna sue, weren't they

[marble gyro]

Lol, maybe

[dreamy dagger]

Sue your employer for sending you home. GET BACK TO WORK TO PROTEST!

[hardy totem]

I should move to america, I'd be rich before the end of the week

[dreamy dagger]

lol

[marble gyro]

You still have to pay law firms like 2,000 out of pocket to start a case

[hardy totem]

I'll just tell them to do it for exposure

[visual mortar]

company is supposed to handle that

workplace injuries are legally the company's responsibility

you should have training and documentation on that

[marble gyro]

Not if you are sueing

[visual mortar]

why are you suing

[marble gyro]

I'm not

[visual mortar]

okay

[marble gyro]

It was the topic

[visual mortar]

submit a claim to your claims dpt

[marble gyro]

A work injury then a joke about suing and Tankovich saying he wants to come to America to become rich because of sueing, which i then responded you gotta pay the lawyers starter fee

[visual mortar]

you'd probably make better money gambling

[fickle hill]

Nah come to America and sue the Canadians

[visual mortar]

come to America and kill the Canadians

[dreamy dagger]

You sue the topic? (Krezzin pretends to be an idiot Episode 432)

[fickle hill]

Legally for breathing

[marble gyro]

Seems to be on brand

[marble gyro]

You are not wrong actually

Play your cards right, you can win a lot

All it is, is a bunch of math

[visual mortar]

"pretends"

🔭

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/august-happy-thats-a-bunch-give-me-a-break-gif-14683180

[dreamy dagger]

Oh, Tampico hating on me again. Another day in the office.

[visual mortar]

just catching on patterns

⛽

[dreamy dagger]

Detective Tampico

List my past crimes, GO

[visual mortar]

what

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/starion-starioncostumes-stalker-stalker-2-astoranoble-gif-11502131507317313935

[charred nova]

If I listed your crimes I’d have to ban you

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-mouse-p-i-for-hire-mouse-pi-for-hire-mouse-absolute-gif-9009936549468947741

[dreamy dagger]

Yall know I have nothing against bans. In all honesty, not joking.

[charred nova]

Hey mol1t this guy just signed his own death flag can we ban him

[dreamy dagger]

Do it, son

I would like to see the server disappear from the list, Harry Potter style!

I had a joke about this before

Gimme mod perms and I'll ban myself.

[hardy totem]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[dreamy dagger]

...but then someone has to unban me

Okay okay, ban me for 900 years. I'll come back once everyone is gone.

[vapid galleon]

you are a good kid, Krezzin

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/stir-crazy-thats-right-we-bad-gif-9696631

[dreamy dagger]

W-w... ARE YOU MY FATHER? PAPA!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-denzel-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532550

[vapid galleon]

no

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/training-day-denzel-washington-you-think-you-can-do-this-to-me-mad-gif-17147488

[visual mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/macaco-macaco-sério-sem-reação-monkey-reaction-gif-15934985753061585426

me looking at this chat

[vapid galleon]

stop doing RP of the baby who hatches from the egg sees Red instead of his father in Angry Birds bro

[vapid galleon]

you realize Conqueror in the chat

[hardy totem]

Disregard chat, return to monke

[vapid galleon]

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

The key is in the monkey house, who dare enters?

[charred mortar]

Will engine updated drop before GTA6?

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/creep-smiling-creepy-stalker-stalking-gif-3916248

Lets ask Artemida

[charred nova]

Maybe

[marble gyro]

Indubitably

[main jewel]

hes right

[main jewel]

family roleplays in my stalker general??

[visual mortar]

im always right

[vapid galleon]

naah nobody is doing family rp here why did you get this like that very sad very sad

[tame panther]

Can i be the momma

[vapid galleon]

yes :]

[meager crag]

You're barely old enough to be a momma

[meager crag]

Ban Speedrun Any%

[vapid galleon]

lmao

[fervent island]

I asked about if it's possible get a portuguese localization for the EE and em never gave a answer😭

[serene scarab]

What is the best way to finds mods compatible with the newest version of the game?

[main jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1316216060629749770.gif?size=320

[main jewel]

no

[vapid galleon]

😔

[frigid axle]

GSC after 1st dlc make a 2nd one without releasing fixes okay

[meager crag]

"It's so over" Speedrun Any%

[bold smelt]

what am i

[frigid axle]

are

[meager crag]

Is

[visual mortar]

the

[vapid galleon]

DLC Making Speedrun Any%

I just get wolf'd to being 30 level

yuppii

[visual mortar]

revoke 13 levels from this man

[dusty rivet]

Im on my way to Icarus for the first time, following the story mission. An emmision hits right when im about to enter. The building the game is directing me to is locked. I went into a random building and the guys started shooting me. Wtf?

[small quest]

Modders — modders will fix it

i'm just praying they leak the source code so they can do gods work, again.

[robust pendant]

The hell you mean with "again"

[visual mortar]

what

[shell flax]

If they leak the source code, GSC is killing everything

Or DMCAing anyone who uses it

[hardy totem]

-# and YOU get a vortex, and YOU get a vortex

[small quest]

well someones got to fix it at some point, they don't seem too keen on doing it

[vapid galleon]

cry about it

[vapid galleon]

wait, not mod support

[shell flax]

So you want someone to steal GSC’s source code to fix bugs?

[vapid galleon]

2007 moment

[small quest]

it seems more plausable than the other option

[shell flax]

Brother if you’re at this point with S2 you need to take a full step back

I’m not even trying to be an ass here

[small quest]

brother just saying, i'm fine with it

[plain fiber]

I'm 98% certain it's a joke, but man I hope to God that isn't actually true.

[plain fiber]

The engine upgrade is a monumental task just due to the amount of shit that was custom-built on their current version of the engine. Pretty sure I remember reading they had to rebuild entire systems in the process. If they rushed it, that's how we would end up with launch-day level instability.

Just because we can't see it for ourselves, doesn't mean stuff isn't getting done.

[vapid galleon]

lmao offering any opinion other than Leaper's not allowrd you can't be an ass here already,

[shell flax]

I know you aren’t talking about being an ass, my brother

And where did I shit on his opinion? I just said if the dude is so angry with S2 he should step back, he said he’s fine with it, boom, civil conversation

[vernal lily]

yipes

[small quest]

all good brothers

[hardy totem]

how dare

[vapid galleon]

all good lol

[vernal lily]

I feel like this is what's happening, but can't confirm

[plain fiber]

Expecting anyone on the internet to actually act like an adult is too much these days - you know this.

[still current]

[vernal lily]

Hi Rahmi

[still current]

What's up

[frigid hill]

timothy6952 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[still current]

Hey faust

[vapid galleon]

get wolf'd

[hardy totem]

well, also a lot of actual young people here, so it's to be expected

[vapid galleon]

bro's exiting the civil con while saying he's civil kek

[still current]

Tf is wrong?

[vernal lily]

I feel like it's a bullshart explanation. Like, even if it's true, armor should still provide some degree of protection. It's a physical object being thrown at high speeds, not magic.
- Tim

[plain fiber]

Lol, thank you.

[vapid galleon]

nothin

[plain fiber]

I never know anymore.

[still current]

When did you copy it

Lmao

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/scar-stalker-pibb-xtra-clear-sky-gif-14605512341377138525

[vapid galleon]

there's so much kek in this chat nowadays

[hardy totem]

-# what in tarnation is that username I just saw typing...

[halcyon echo]

i wonder what happens if x7 lab is destroyed for good...

instead of, being put to use once again

[hardy totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeptical-futurama--k01KS0Y90ZC1YE1MA6GR776EWDA

[vapid galleon]

kek count is increasing every second

[odd sky]

I said before to stop swearing 🤓☝️

[plain fiber]

I can never remember what's on Wolf's banned words list when it comes to shit variations - it's not consistent.

[vapid galleon]

getting wolf is very rare nowadays

[odd sky]

ua sector is very strict with bad words

[dusky pawn]

As if this isnt strict

[hardy totem]

you're literally saying bad words though, and wolf is doing nothing

[dusky pawn]

It bans elementary school swear words

[plain fiber]

Ukrainian's legally can't swear?

[odd sky]

We only allowed to use old ukr swearings and words like "damnit"

[plain fiber]

...

[hardy totem]

gosh darn it

golly geez

[odd sky]

Old ukr swearings are like cockney accent
Literally

[vernal lily]

holy carp

[plain fiber]

Gotta say those in a Wisconsin accent, otherwise it doesn't sound right.

Gash dern it.

[vernal lily]

I can hear that in my head

[hardy totem]

I'm in your head

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544757291682103300/1367224622529122325/mood.gif

[odd sky]

"Let duck kicks you" literally means f-word

Etc.

[vapid galleon]

lol

[plain fiber]

I find it very hard to believe that Ukrainian law prohibits swearing. For a democratic country that just seems extremely backwards.

[tame panther]

b-box???

WHO NAMED ME BOX!!!!
AND WHY

[odd sky]

Even ukr dub in cinema, swearing are prohibited

[tame panther]

@visual mortar YOU BASTARD

[vapid galleon]

bro started to talk about democracy after getting wolfed

[plain fiber]

Doesn't S.T.A.L.K.E.R. have swearing though?

[vapid galleon]

wolf is a strong guy

[tame panther]

Not in Rookie Village under Wolf

[vapid galleon]

lmao

[tame panther]

Billions will suffer for this

[vapid galleon]

[odd sky]

about democratic, i think this is good, for example I don't want to hear swear words in ads, or tv shows

[proven hollow]

mods bullying like usual

[frigid axle]

the Gsc answers channel is slop and molt1 just gave out a pun answer that he him self didn't even think about, so nah don't take it seriously, the burers are just unbalanced

[vapid galleon]

if the majority in Ukraine want it prohibited, there should be no problem ?

[proven hollow]

They haven't even named me Handsome Robo yet

[vapid galleon]

fr

[tame panther]

I think you are handsome

[vapid galleon]

fr

[odd sky]

Yes, it has, but there is another problem, there are not many(only few) games, where ukr dub is

[visual mortar]

hi what's up

[proven hollow]

Thanks king you too

[tame panther]

[visual mortar]

what

what's up man

[vapid galleon]

[wraith fractal]

DROOOOOP
DROP GSC DROP IM GOING INSANE

[tame panther]

What have you done to me
I KNOW IT WAS YOU
WHY AM I BOX

[plain fiber]

Annete, break it down for me - in what contexts is swearing prohibited under Ukrainian law? Are we talking draconian "You'll get fined if a cop hears you swear on the street." or just the normal media restrictions as per ratings like TV shows and video games?

[wraith fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[visual mortar]

not sure what you mean

[vernal lily]

ayo

[visual mortar]

these bluenames man

[proven hollow]

Tampico is the biggest bully of them all

[tame panther]

Coincidence? I think not!

[frigid axle]

yo box

[wraith fractal]

is there a caste system in this server? :3

[visual mortar]

urm i think you're making things up

[wraith fractal]

are you my superior~? ;3

[proven hollow]

he the kind of guy who would bully a man in a wheelchair

[frigid axle]

ok bro

[proven hollow]

Yes, there is, Monolith is upper caste, everything else is lower caste

[visual mortar]

keep on the straight and narrow and things will be looking good for you

[visual mortar]

this guy thinks he's the embedulator

[odd sky]

You can swear, but not on live tv program or in ukr dub of movies, tv shows. Other media like youtube video, twitch stream, books are allowed

[proven hollow]

i've never sworn in my life

[vernal lily]

Well no one was doing it, so I posted it

[visual mortar]

[frigid axle]

I've never shart in my life (maybe)

[proven hollow]

god times like this make me realize how ridiculous the english language is

[visual mortar]

I'll let it slide this time

[proven hollow]

dumb ass language

[visual mortar]

NEVER. FUCKING. SWEAR.

[vernal lily]

what

[frigid axle]

blya-t

[visual mortar]

you heard me

[proven hollow]

I SWEAR I NEVER WILL

[odd sky]

Recently i watched movie in cinema, where was swear words, and it was good

[proven hollow]

wait

[vernal lily]

https://klipy.com/gifs/round-round-bird--k01KQRHFQCAW78K8GGYV6A2JNMM

[wraith fractal]

this vexes me

[visual mortar]

perplexed

astonished

bewildered

[odd sky]

But it was very rare exeptance

[frigid axle]

is bro a scp

[proven hollow]

y'all are literally missing half a vocabulary, and you can't even choose what language you steal from, like for example the word "scale"

[wraith fractal]

me calling tampico my superior was a true... faux pas...

[odd sky]

In #💬┃ua_offtop you would already got warn

[frigid axle]

fuk

[odd sky]

So do not swear

[visual mortar]

what are you talking about

[wraith fractal]

me? brat im from venezuela

[visual mortar]

ohhhhh nooo that wont do

[proven hollow]

is it to measure weights?! is it from a fish?! is it a relative measurement?!

[visual mortar]

that's not good

[wraith fractal]

yeah no shit

[proven hollow]

ooh how's life in venezuela now?

[small quest]

oh dear — this is what the server has come to

[plain fiber]

Thanks for clearing that up. The way you were describing it at first made it sound kind of extreme. So it's basically the same as in the US but with a little bit more restrictions for TV and movies. In the US, I believe you're allowed to have one f-bomb in a movie if it's PG-13, and as many as you want with an R rating.

[vernal lily]

so many things

[frigid axle]

isn't that in Austria

[wraith fractal]

sorry for swearing..........

[visual mortar]

minor banter

[vernal lily]

fuсk

[visual mortar]

watch your tongue pal

[small quest]

almost perceptible

[wraith fractal]

same dog water as always literally nothing has changed i hate ith ere

[proven hollow]

why are you posting minors?

[wraith fractal]

yeah just south of agartha brat 💔

[vernal lily]

dafuq robo

[visual mortar]

🔭

[proven hollow]

Come to The Netherlands

[frigid axle]

ohh that's why you're upside down

[proven hollow]

don't you talk you're not even a real doctor!

[odd sky]

Stalker2 is actually a first game, where dub has swear words

[tame panther]

You definetily should
WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT GO TO THE PLACE "BELGIUM"
It sucks trust me, i've been there

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/gsc-chernobyl-strelok-stalker-freedom-gif-12268763575315961204

[wraith fractal]

first time in my 25 years of existence someone tells me to "go" to their country usually the world looks down at us like we are cockroaches

:3

[plain fiber]

What media rating system does Ukraine follow? PEGI or something else?

[odd sky]

Trilogy doesn't have swearing

[tame panther]

Just dont go near the boomers you'll be fine

[visual mortar]

Beufert Billboard

[proven hollow]

idont recognise the existence of belgium, that's just a weirdly thick border between The Netherlands and France

[odd sky]

Idk

[tame panther]

Cap

[wraith fractal]

cap

[odd sky]

Only old ukr swearings, that are hilarious

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[proven hollow]

well that's dumb we're all just trying to make the best of it

[plain fiber]

I think the trilogy did have swearing, but it was all rather mild.

[tame panther]

Beufert Billboard....
Huh i kinda like this one

[visual mortar]

genuine falke

[frigid axle]

ru serious, bandits be saying bly4t for everything

[wraith fractal]

very nice of you i love you i send you kiss on that big ass forehead ❤️

[plain fiber]

@odd sky I'm not anti-swearing, I just don't want it to be overused.

[tame panther]

Sidorovich literally calls you the hard R

[wraith fractal]

too much swearing is corny and bad writing, none at all is unnatural

[visual mortar]

fuck fuck fuck fuck

FUCK

** FUCK FUCK FUCK**

[frigid axle]

stalkeR

[plain fiber]

That's how I feel as well.

[visual mortar]

this is true this happens

[odd sky]

I swear in irl a lot

[frigid axle]

bro is gonna bust or smt

[wraith fractal]

WOAH

[visual mortar]

[proven hollow]

You hear Annete? You damned pigs better stop your dumb ass swearing and behave

[frigid axle]

BANN

[plain fiber]

Depends on the situation and context for me.

[wraith fractal]

hazbin hotel server

[odd sky]

Holy cow

[frigid axle]

hotel server

[frigid axle]

5 dollars for 1 cup of coffe

[proven hollow]

do i get two girls with that?

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-16819962687542329639

[frigid axle]

you get 2 more bills to pay

[odd sky]

1,5 dollar for 1 cup of coffee

[proven hollow]

already got plenty of those

[visual mortar]

"hehehe heheheheh man im so funny eheheheheh porn ehhehehehe"

[meager crag]

omg cat

[frigid axle]

double it and ill give it to the same person

[wraith fractal]

god i miss flying and travelling around back when i was sucessful and not the bum i am today. miss spending $5+ on mid cafeteria coffee and another $5 on a MID croissant

[plain fiber]

What's funny is one of my former drum teachers is this highly educated dude with a Masters Degree (maybe a PHD? I can't remember if he went for it or not) and works at a university - he swears more than every blue collar worker I've ever known or met, and I've worked in a warehouse, as a trucker, and a welder.

[wraith fractal]

i felt so rich..............

[frigid axle]

in Australia?

[visual mortar]

TIM.

[proven hollow]

what happened?

[plain fiber]

Yes?

[visual mortar]

Timuth Thortenbury

[wraith fractal]

no bro shangri-la we went over this already

[frigid axle]

im talking ab the old days

[odd sky]

Well... I live in Ukraine 🚬

[plain fiber]

Sounds like a professor from a British comedy novel or something.

[wraith fractal]

nothing just the usual lost my comfy wfh job and haven't been able to find another since and its been a few months and im losing my mind and im going to rip my hair out and grab my savings and disappear into the forest

[plain fiber]

God dammit.

[frigid axle]

timothy tung tung

[plain fiber]

Racist Asian caricature character.

[proven hollow]

imagine having a forest you can dissappear into, can't imagine as a dutchman

[visual mortar]

gunk

[meager crag]

Honestly, that's the most sane thing I've heard all day

[proven hollow]

must be insanity then

[plain fiber]

I've escaped retail and will be starting a new job on the 27th.

[wraith fractal]

im sure many people can agree and resonate with that message to some degree

[meager crag]

Today has been an eventful day

[frigid axle]

Sidorovich doesn't sell coupons anymore

[visual mortar]

freed from the firm grasps of the shackles of hellish damnation

[odd sky]

I'm going to phycologist tomorrow....🚬

[meager crag]

He sells weapons, armor, ammo and food, remember?

Who sells money?

[hardy totem]

plenty of bots around here

[meager crag]

TRUE!

[plain fiber]

Yes indeed. Long-term I still want to work in IT, but this is a stepping stone in the right direction. Gets me back into an office at least.

[vernal lily]

mr beast level bots in the Zone

[frigid axle]

no he sells rubles, coupons dollars and pounds, and he buys weapons armour etc

[meager crag]

Wow

[proven hollow]

currency exchange in the zone

[meager crag]

Very interesting

[wraith fractal]

koupons with a hard K. sid likes his hard letters

[plain fiber]

Oooh, I'm almost level 40.

[frigid axle]

imagine S2 multiplayer, Dayz experience

[meager crag]

Next you're telling me he can also give me social credit

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-credit-social-уважение-плюс-уважение-gif-1626328442317885176

[frigid axle]

[plain fiber]

Let's team up and snipe newcomers with VSSs in the Red Forest.

[odd sky]

I don't know who i wanna be, when i grow up

[wraith fractal]

me, a humble newcomer eager to socialize in the official stalker discord server:

[proven hollow]

Monolith would just roll all servers

[meager crag]

I mean, there are Stalker mods for DayZ

[proven hollow]

run while you can

[meager crag]

Unironically fax

[frigid axle]

OMG I HAVE THE BIGGEST IDEA EVER, LET'S CLAIM OURS ALL THE NORTH ZONE, AND GUARD THE RED FOREST FROM ANY STALKER, WE WOULD BE CALLED THE DIAMOND WALL CLAN

[small quest]

we are not alloweds to discuss hardcore survival, else we mention GAMMA and the server gets all jumpy.

[meager crag]

Don't grow up

Ez

[hardy totem]

it's overrated

[odd sky]

I'm gonna be 20 this year

[small quest]

DayZ is a vibe though.

[meager crag]

Fallout 4 reference???

[plain fiber]

For the first hazing ritual, we'll tie you to a cooking spit and roll you over a Fruit Punch anomaly until you say uncle.

[frigid axle]

?

[meager crag]

Don't grow up

[tame panther]

I like singleplayer DayZ

[wraith fractal]

i had a thought (rare event) where i imagined this multiplayer gamemode where three people from three factions (which are chosen via a short elimination process at the beginning of the game) need to find a couple of hidden artifacts in a somewhat small area of the map and they can work together and leave the area splitting the profits with one another OR kill each other for higher profits

[plain fiber]

GAMMA

There, I said it.

[proven hollow]

yeah, a very frustrating vibe

[wraith fractal]

extraction deathmatch type deal

MID or kinda GOOD what do you think!!!

[tame panther]

KILL HIM!!!!!

[small quest]

Never tried it single player, how's it work?

[visual mortar]

1 before i depart, let me bestow these words upon thee.

2 For there is a land as pure as gold, as soft as silk, as clean as snow, and it is good. But, there is also a land of perversion, as dirty as soil, as unpure as tar. The land Gammnation

3 Temptations of Grok will fall upon you, but resist and Gammnation will be absent from your pure heart and soul

[fervent island]

Maybe on some point of the next decade, tho, GSC security isn't that great soooooo perhaps, just perhapsssss

[tame panther]

Private servwr, ez

[wraith fractal]

at least its not an electro or something thanks guys haha thanks yeah...

[proven hollow]

eww GAMMA

[frigid axle]

artifacts arent that valuable, you'd get more valuable loot by killing the 2 other players

[meager crag]

Diamond City who got this obsession with the protection the Wall gives them

[hardy totem]

TAR AND FEATHERS

[vernal lily]

gamma is just funny to shit on

[small quest]

Ahh like the old ARMA self host/lan route?

[frigid axle]

nah

[wraith fractal]

sssssh larp along imagine theyre super duper rare artifacts or whatever

[plain fiber]

Yeah, I don't actually hate GAMMA or Anomaly, it's just fun to join in the communal shitting.

[meager crag]

I LOBE CLEAR SKY

[frigid axle]

the only rare artifacts are the ones you find in Iceland

[odd sky]

But I don't want to be a child anymore, I already have a phycological trauma

[vernal lily]

grokkin

[tame panther]

Yes
For me its a much more fun experience than having sweats gun me down
Peaceful survival

[tame panther]

I TOO LOBE CLEAR SKY

[frigid hill]

st.prophet. has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[meager crag]

What ams phycological

[vernal lily]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-dance-ethosaur-nonagon-demolisher-gif-27678955

[tame panther]

Ooohhh potty mouth

[small quest]

that's long dark for me, looking forward to the 2nd

[plain fiber]

UNZIP YOUR BOTTOM POUCHES AND PREPARE TO FIRE!

[wraith fractal]

aaand nobody read my idea for a multiplayer gamemode except kupon and hes just LAUGHING he's LAUGHING at me this is so sad i hate you guys......

[proven hollow]

arma is great

[wraith fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137076549607235665/1270072081748594738/attachment.gif

[vernal lily]

I don't even know what's going on here half the time

[tame panther]

DayZ has a better looking nature with their graphics

[wraith fractal]

embeddeneitor send this one brat ❤️ its cute i promise ❤️

[small quest]

the milsim guys ruin it mind.

[bold smelt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137076549607235665/1270072081748594738/attachment.gif?ex=6a0df04d&is=6a0c9ecd&hm=120105abb523b6f5d3c4f695ecfffca921a1629f8746234479c3e7e84dd36db8&

[proven hollow]

it's a milsim game

[frigid axle]

i farted

[tame panther]

I dont feel like playing as NATO chuds

[plain fiber]

Hell yeah, fellow TLD fan. Been playing in various-length spurts of time since 2015 Early Access, how about you?

[wraith fractal]

so true bestie

[frigid axle]

it wasn't a fart unfortunately

[small quest]

more the modded servers — i play a bit of reforger and the amouint of weapons (mild variants) is just outright boring.

[proven hollow]

NATO is based and everyone saying different is honestly just seething

[meager crag]

Based

[hardy totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thanos-impossible-4--k01KS10EA1N8NVK79BNJRT3WFKS

[tame panther]

It'd be based without Murica

[bold smelt]

what did i do to get blocked by faust

[proven hollow]

I play Arma 3 with an orgnised clan, PvE missions, great fun

[wraith fractal]

arma has to be the pinnacle of milsim larp

[proven hollow]

That's seething

[tame panther]

Heresy against the Monolith

[plain fiber]

Hey Faust, Penguan wants to know what they did to get blocked by you.

[small quest]

yup early access, barely recognise the game now. But love it. Not really done the story.

[odd sky]

6 years ago was covid, I was 14, 4 years ago war, I was 16
now I 20, my adolescent literally stolen from my life

[tame panther]

I see what kind of man you are....

[bold smelt]

arma is alright (i never played it)

[frigid axle]

@vernal lily why did u block penguaann

[bold smelt]

why is everyone latching onto me saying that

[wraith fractal]

GOD playing it with a group of friends taking it kind of seriously sounds like great fun

[proven hollow]

Based beyond belief?

[meager crag]

Rutte ams wack

[wraith fractal]

yeah its alright to be honest (fell asleep multiple times playing 2 solo)

[plain fiber]

If you do ever go through Wintermute, my advice would be to not play it like Survival, it's not meant to be. Do you have Tales From the Far Territory?

[meager crag]

But that's politics so I'm not gonna continue

[tame panther]

We're not allowed to get political so ima stop right here unfortunately

[proven hollow]

we take it just seriously enough so that we can remain organised, but none of that nonsense sir calling or RP or anything

[plain fiber]

But you're a mod, you can do anything.

[small quest]

yeah that was a little far fetched for my liking, but enjyoed the new maps.