INHATE LARPSERRRSDS
#☢┃stalker-general
cinder kite
“I love democracy because Muh morals Muh rights”
regal sinew
Someone's triggered lol.
cinder kite
i dunno if a dictatorship is exactly a w
What rights would I lose under Depostate Tyrannical Monolith Autocracy
Buzzwords
main jewel
What rights would I lose under Depostate Tyrannical Monolith Autocracy
Buzzword...
youve lost all rights as a free willed human
like
cinder kite
youve lost all rights as a free willed human
What of it
dusky pawn
Its not about democracy lmao but how unstable these entities are freedom goes from an anarchic group fighting for a very noble idea to a super well organised cryptoscammers 😂
cinder kite
Its not about democracy lmao but how unstable these entities are freedom goes fr...
Freedom fans r just Redditors larping as intellectuals
main jewel
the way HoC describes it, you dont know your a monolith soldier until you wake up and have faint memories of it or you have faint visions like your staring at yourself through a screen
you cant do anything for yourself at all
cinder kite
Its not about democracy lmao but how unstable these entities are freedom goes fr...
Monolith supports BTC confirmed!!!!!! Let’s go
main jewel
everything is automated without your control
dusky pawn
Same with duty militaristic organised faction fighting for something noble became a second hand ward (and Id like to point out the ward does NOT want to destroy the zone AND YET duty propaganda calls them best buddies)
cinder kite
the way HoC describes it, you dont know your a monolith soldier until you wake u...
New life begins now
dusky pawn
Also disorganised
main jewel
Freedom fans r just Redditors larping as intellectuals
id rather be a freedomer and a monolith
cinder kite
Same with duty militaristic organised faction fighting for something noble becam...
I agree with this Duty isn’t safe from irrational biased scrutiny
cinder kite
this could never actually happen btw
Wym ppl get blackmailed coerced and threatened all the time
dusky pawn
I agree with this Duty isn’t safe from irrational biased scrutiny
The point is no faction is because its just small groups of crazy people lead by someone with their own ideas and nearly absolute control over them
cinder kite
some monos stay monos
New life as in new life as a mono
main jewel
New life as in new life as a mono
but this is buns
life as a mono aint even life
your basically dead
cinder kite
Fallout 3 STALKER love child
main jewel
cinder kite
your basically dead
U serve mono living and dead no greater purpose
ruby gale
dusky pawn
It could be debated if monos are actually even alive genuinely because they seem to run on magic and (likely) cannot reproduce which is one of characteristics of life (but it doesnt make them not alive by itself)
But its a reversible state so
main jewel
i hope one day i can wish apon the stars and hope that the world changes and the gamma and orher mods didnt misrepresent the monolith
dusky pawn
Anyway a very unfortunate end
main jewel
cause infact
cinder kite
But its a reversible state so
No u c my brain oozed out my ear after frolicking in the psi fields
dusky pawn
Not just here everywhere
cinder kite
theres many monolith larpers here
This I what happens when chronically online stalcraft
main jewel
It could be debated if monos are actually even alive genuinely because they seem...
i mean yeah how are they able to regenerate from a heat lamp
dusky pawn
In fact i genuinely think monos are the 2nd most popular faction people larp as behind loners (centrists)
regal sinew
theres many monolith larpers here
Not sure why it annoys you so much what other people choose to do, live and let live.
cinder kite
In fact i genuinely think monos are the 2nd most popular faction people larp as ...
Loners r basically true freedom
Answer to nobody do as u please
dusky pawn
Not being in the zone is loners are still subject to terrible people like sidorovich
No one is free in the zone except the protags because plot armor
And agatha I guess cause she has so much power
cinder kite
Me when I can’t change the language of a save without restarting
dusky pawn
But without of other people in the zone you just die
charred nova
It could be debated if monos are actually even alive genuinely because they seem...
It’s explained they traded all psychonic protection the mind normally has to gain that ability
cinder kite
It’s explained they traded all psychonic protection the mind normally has to gai...
Woah lore drop
dusky pawn
That is a valid explanation but it does basically ammount to magic
dusky pawn
Im fine with it cause its fantasy afterall and gamedevs never do biology right anyway
Cant blame em its a very different field from tech
Healing skull fractures in gamma with ibuprofen and magic healing shot always cracked me up btw
charred nova
But it’s why when the monolith is activated skif is disturbed by it and clearly feels some level of mental anguish but the ex monolith soldiers instantly snap back to their old selves
visual mortar
AHHHH BHHH UHHIOLM I
charred nova
As they lack the basic pyschonic protection regular stalkers do
They lack the ability to resist the will of the monolith
violet dune
finally yaniv station door bug will be fixed 
#📜┃gsc-answers message
normal sail
Strelok is a gooby snoobert
dusky pawn
They lack the ability to resist the will of the monolith
Do we know what continues to control monos ? If it was the duga they could just destroy it
charred nova
Do we know what continues to control monos ? If it was the duga they could just ...
That’s where the lore falls apart
They tried to write a consistent story only sometimes
carmine star
There is no story only shoot
violet dune
faust will come back in 4d to control minions
dusky pawn
That’s where the lore falls apart
Yeah...should have figured 😂
dreamy dagger
There is no story only shoot
There is story and sex tapes
carmine star
There is story and sex tapes
Skiff sex scandal is real, true reason he is in the zone
violet dune
dalin x korshunov, vixen deep tapes
charred nova
Yeah...should have figured 😂
Generally I think bringing the monolith back was boring story telling
still current
Interesting chat
charred nova
Like imagine if instead Faust has his splinter basically break away from they start fighting with the noontide faction
Because they believe the monolith has gone silent because they have failed in there mission
dusky pawn
Generally I think bringing the monolith back was boring story telling
Same I think that it would work better as a 5th ending that happened if you just refused to side with anyone
And that the storytelling focuses on faust trying to achieve this
Not it being brought back
dusky pawn
Because they believe the monolith has gone silent because they have failed in th...
Thats also cool
charred nova
Like Faust being right is kinda boring in the way it’s done
Like he being part of an experiment which gives him a deep connection to the zone
That’s cool
dusky pawn
The environment evolving aspect is also cool even if simplistic (after sircaa)
dusky pawn
Like he being part of an experiment which gives him a deep connection to the zon...
And that he actually chooses not to be a controller but to use subtle manipulation
Most of the time anyway
charred nova
But I think the fact there is no alternate ending where the monolith isn’t activated is super lame
Like I have a heavy feeling
The best elements of the stalker 2 story
Are left overs from the older draft
The story was re written pretty heavily from what I understand
If what some say is true the character that seems to replace strelok in the final game
Wasn’t originally a place holder
limber flax
i have joined this server to kick bandit ass and eat bread
and i am all out of bullets
dusky pawn
Wasn’t originally a place holder
I think thats just bs but I also think strelok's ending and project y feel odd
Ward vs spark feels more fleshed out
charred nova
I think thats just bs but I also think strelok's ending and project y feel odd
W...
Nah in the original script he’s a Russian FSB agent
That alone likely explains why he was cut
So they say anyways
Personally I think that would kinda explain why strelok is a bit off
main jewel
i wish we had the old story where we were strelok
visual mortar
i wish we had the old story where Tampico is there
iron wind
bro 1.9 is vaporware trust
carmine star
bro 1.9 is vaporware trust
Are you not excited for locked door????
proven hollow
one bug fix and they found a key for a door 
cyan sparrow
bro 1.9 is vaporware trust
I almost forgot about probability of the update.
charred nova
This game is basically battle bit
Soon the devs will start gas lighting us about ricochet effects
I know it’s been a year since our last update but check out this new effect we made
Isn’t it awesome
ruby gale
burnt bridge
Crazy times
proven hollow
Crazy days
ruby gale
Crazy people
unique locust
Crazy meow meow
proven hollow
Crazy meow meow
Kot!
shell flax
I’ll say this, while updates are slow
At least GSC isn’t VOID
charred nova
I’ll say this, while updates are slow
At least GSC isn’t VOID <:smile_scar:59883...
again always could be worse
look at battlebit
shell flax
Look at Mordhau 
shell flax
Look at Mordhau <:kuznetsov:619174545995202581>
Actually nah look at Star Citizen lmao
What was it last count? Over a billion or something and still not full release?
charred nova
What was it last count? Over a billion or something and *still* not full release...
at least they update the game
and sell you virtual ships for over 1000 real united states dollars
marble gyro
VTO VTO!!
shell flax
and sell you virtual ships for over 1000 real united states dollars
There’s a pack for nearly 50k
charred nova
i just don't get it
you can buy a civic type r for that kinda money
you can build the most baller gaming pc possible
shell flax
Fuck a new car I’m buying me some range toys with that money
marble gyro
I heard star citizen is massive pay 2 win
shell flax
Yes
marble gyro
Thats dumb
marble gyro
THATS SUPER DUMB
marble gyro
And people buy this crap?
charred nova
and all the non paying players must re grind everything
while the paid players get to keep their ships
shell flax
Even fucking Nikita & EA isn’t this greedy, god fucking damn
marble gyro
But yet they get flak because of adding micro transactions to their game
And star citizen is the gray child that you don't like but accept its there
marble gyro
That's so dumb tho
serene barn
i wonder if EA being privately owned is going to be noticable at all vs how it's been lol
marble gyro
As long as the new owners bring back dead space
I don't really care what they do
Oh and new star wars jedi game
carmine star
I feel like dead space ended good. True horror ending, everything dies
marble gyro
But dead space 2 tho
Literally the best one in the series
Just give it the oblivion treatment throw a coat of paint over it and call it new
iron wind
at this point its just one intern in UA office who works for 2hrs when there is electricity
that's the 1.9 patch trust
shell flax
I feel like dead space ended good. True horror ending, everything dies
Good ol Fermi Paradox
ruby gale
But yet they get flak because of adding micro transactions to their game
Most egregious game with micro transactions is first descendant
main jewel
visual mortar
at least they update the game
is star citizen still early access
also yeah its insane that people pay probably a real life price for one of those ships
what was i typing
idk its such a goddamn scam
robust pendant
idk its such a goddamn scam
It is
You have about 900.000.000 in donations and not only your game isnt finished yet, you also use pay to win practices
To give you a scale, the last of us 2 took 220 million to make
native jay
visual mortar
To give you a scale, the last of us 2 took 220 million to make
black ops cold war was $700
million
truly shows how much money went into star citizen
and none of it went anywhere
robust pendant
black ops cold war was $700
And about half of that is marketing
harsh jungle
i have to Honse post daily or else this server collapses fr fr ong
visual mortar
And about half of that is marketing
actually no, all of it went into licensing
they paid a ton for licensed characters
because the game took place in the 80s so they shoved as many 80s movie references as possible
robust pendant
Oh damn lol
marble gyro
Most egregious game with micro transactions is first descendant
Haven't played it but I heard good things about it
visual mortar
Haven't played it but I heard good things about it
good things about what
sweet leaf
Does anyone know how to fix the sprinting bug?
After around 3 hours of game time I can no longer sprint, check the video above. I can load an old game save and sprint, but going to my later game saves I cannot sprint anymore
I healed, ate, energy drinks, dropped all inventory, nothing works but reverting a save 2 hours bacl
ruby gale
Haven't played it but I heard good things about it
Dont bother, its a worse warframe
Grinding is tedious/excessively difficult, the monetization is greedier than E.A., and pretty much every cosmetic is paywalled
marble gyro
Oh damn
Well the cosmetic stuff, I'm fine with being behind a pay wall for a mmo like game
ruby gale
But still, theres like no way to get premium currency naturally unlike warframe
marble gyro
I mean, i can't tell you the exact number on how much glamor prisms and cosmetics I spent for ff14
Like it's at least In the 3,000 range
Plus the subscription to even play the game
errant fjord
This game is on my list hopefully it will go on sale soon
errant fjord
😩
violet dune
what was i typing
isnt EVE online have insane expensive ships
which cost like 50k$ or some shit
i played a bit back in 2012-13
vagrant light
I smacked a model of the ammo box in a pile of boxes for a few minutes before shooting it and realizing it wasn’t real and was in fact a lie 🥲
fluid zealot
So I finally got my XBOX copy of the Collectors Edition with the Artifact Lamp. This one has 2 knobs that turn it on/off and volume up/down. I wonder if the first batch was rushed and that was not included and the one that took over a year more to get does...
main jewel
I healed, ate, energy drinks, dropped all inventory, nothing works but reverting...
thats the fix
reload that save 2h back
violet dune
i aint monolith
random plank
@jade kraken
graceful dirge
So I finally got my XBOX copy of the Collectors Edition with the Artifact Lamp. ...
Can you send a video of those knobs in #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay ? I've got a first edition and been curious about those upgrades
main jewel
i do bad things to bad people
stable warren
does loot found in stashes change between rookie and stalker?
floral elm
I hope daddy molt blesses us with some more door info today
proven hollow
i do bad things to bad people
no you don't you're a soft egg
rapid cypress
how good is the A-life now?
carmine star
how good is the A-life now?
interesting now,
smoky hawk
how good is the A-life now?
beetween SoC and CS
dreamy plover
how good is the A-life now?
5 years away from 2.0
little beacon
5 years away from 2.0
I think it will never get fixed, a year passed and we are still with a half complete game.
carmine star
i have a confession, after 630hrs i only beat the game once
little beacon
i have a confession, after 630hrs i only beat the game once
You never had the varsity makings of a professional game completer.
stable warren
how do i make skiff stop hearing whispering?
carmine star
You never had the varsity makings of a professional game completer.
He destroyed to C con is what he did, he was a brave slavic hobo ,and in this house Strelok is a hero
carmine star
how do i make skiff stop hearing whispering?
Gun to his head only solution
hazy haven
Does anyone know what PDA tablets mean?
dreamy dagger
Its PTSDA but spelled wrong. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Anomaly
proven hollow
Its PTSDA but spelled wrong. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Anomaly
krezzin, relax
hazy haven
Do upgrades add some extra value to your weapons and gear when you want to sell them?
dusky pawn
Im like 90% sure that yes but its very disproportionate
stable warren
do i have to choose between ward and spark or can i somehow go my own way... one is lowk a bunch of psychos and the other some... psychoes
i feel like this js duty v freedom again but this time freedom is really just some mega hippies
then again considering everything in the zone scars psychotic behaviors lowk kinda justified
hybrid tangle
do anyone knows every psi-field in STALKER 2?
crystal dawn
smoky hawk
Does anyone know what PDA tablets mean?
personal digital assistant
stable warren
nvm nah i lowk fw the ward
lament pelican
5 years away from 2.0
gsc really need to come forward and define what 2.0 means, and how it's suppose to be different from 1.0
marble gyro
Morning
marble gyro
gsc really need to come forward and define what 2.0 means, and how it's suppose ...
2.0 is a generation jump, a rehaul thats closer to what the devs envisioned in the first place
lament pelican
i get it that it's suppose to be better, it's just not clear what is that "devs vision" is
fresh crypt
guys do you recomend eany story mods based on stalker
wicked magnet
Yes, nothing is known except hints about new locations and quests
robust pendant
guys do you recomend eany story mods based on stalker
Spatial Anomaly, Goldsphere, Escape from the Zone and Return to the Zone (same author of goldsphere), Incubator/Dreamcatcher/Attribut (its a trilogy), SFZ, True Stalker, Oblivion Lost Remake 2.5, OLR: Vector of Alienation, Wind of Time, Winter Sniper, Path in the Mist, Valley of Whispers, Stranger, Bad Company 2, Adventure/Greed/Payback trilogy, Troubled Times, Clear Sky Revision, Secrets of Cordon, Fotograf, NLC 7 HE
hoary crest
Who bets the interesting door is the one at the industrial site in Yaniv
main jewel
main jewel
Who bets the interesting door is the one at the industrial site in Yaniv
imagine gsc touches us and its the x-16 lab door thinga mabob
i think its x16 with the brain
or it might just be a metaphor or sm for future game stuff
like
new possibilities
im betting on the last one
the first is a joke
robust pendant
Spatial Anomaly, Goldsphere, Escape from the Zone *and* Return to the Zone (same...
Ok Im done editing, thats pretty much the recommended ones, you can always dig deeper
main jewel
ruby gale
or 
main jewel
its your fault
youuuu started it
dont beat me cause of what you decided to start doing
stable warren
Gng why I gotta snitch to some bro called “agartha” tf is stalker even abt anymore
main jewel
Gng why I gotta snitch to some bro called “agartha” tf is stalker even abt anymo...
agatha
but
stalker 2 is a fanfic
thats why its called stalker 2
ruby gale
stable warren
Idk who to side w anymore cus like the ward has a decent idea, study the zone but like don’t let 5 year olds wander into it aimlessly but they also lowk mean ash and the other side is just a bunch of drunkies
main jewel
Idk who to side w anymore cus like the ward has a decent idea, study the zone bu...
does he know
if you decide to do the ward
finish it
and come back to me
ill explain the ending for you when youve seen it
hoary crest
imagine gsc touches us and its the x-16 lab door thinga mabob
If GSC touches me, i'm calling the police
main jewel
dude if gsc touches me id enjoy it and be honored
if they didnt exist
i wouldve never experienced 2000+ hours of joy across all stalkers
rocky moon
I played the game on launch and did not finish it? Was thinking about going back. Would you start now or wait for the next patch?
stable warren
if you decide to do the ward
Idk yet cus I wanna be a good person fr
Yk that smiling Superman panel is lit what im feeling rn fr
ruby gale
I played the game on launch and did not finish it? Was thinking about going back...
Personally im waiting for 2.0, but its still pretty good now
fresh crypt
guys is tehre eany workign mod that will let you reapir stuff in tsalekr shadow of charnobyl
rocky moon
Personally im waiting for 2.0, but its still pretty good now
But 2.0 is like half a year of wait isnt it?
ruby gale
Probably, just giving the game a long break
fresh crypt
?
main jewel
guys is tehre eany workign mod that will let you reapir stuff in tsalekr shadow ...
oxa prototype for pc
sleek bloom
hi
main jewel
craftable and lootable for pc n console
sleek bloom
i eat people
What is that server tag
fresh crypt
i talk about stalker shadow of charnobyl
main jewel
What is that server tag
its plap bro
sleek bloom
its plap bro
What is plap
main jewel
What is plap
nothing
ruby gale
What is that server tag
Shes a perverted woman
main jewel
SHHHHHH
fresh crypt
bruh
main jewel
Shes a perverted woman
sleek bloom
stable warren
https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279
Fr
main jewel
we are all slaughtering you
ruby gale
fresh crypt
bruh
stable warren
Lowk maybe I js go for the drunkies they remind me of the city n I like the city
main jewel
<:feels_bad_stalk:598821281277673475>
its okay, my profile is bad too but you dont have to look at that
main jewel
Lowk maybe I js go for the drunkies they remind me of the city n I like the city
the scar ending aint it
sleek bloom
its okay, my profile is bad too but you dont have to look at that
Oh god
main jewel
dont go dor that
stable warren
the scar ending aint it
I mean like is there no middle ground..? I feel like even from duty v stalker it’s either study zone and let everyone in or completely destroy it… what abt study it but not be stupid ykwim
wicked magnet
Molit where are new details? Not useless answers
ruby gale
what are your thoughts on warthunder infantry
I saw that, it actually looks ok
main jewel
I mean like is there no middle ground..? I feel like even from duty v stalker it...
strelok ending would be the thing
stable warren
Doesn’t strelok want to destroy the zone tho?
main jewel
Molit where are new details? Not useless answers
MOL1T IS sleeping
main jewel
Doesn’t strelok want to destroy the zone tho?
nah
sleek bloom
what are your thoughts on warthunder infantry
Boring
main jewel
he wants to protect it
fresh crypt
guys is there eany working mod that will let you repair stuff in stalker shadow of charnobyl?
wicked magnet
MOL1T IS sleeping
Don't care
stable warren
nah
I thought in the wish granter he literally says smth like “I want no more zone” (but in a Ukrainian accent)
main jewel
go to no spoilers
stable warren
it you dont wanna be spoilerd
Nah idc i js wanna do the right thing fr (Superman thing again iykyk)
main jewel
I thought in the wish granter he literally says smth like “I want no more zone” ...
thats a non canon ending
stable warren
Also what is ur banner
main jewel
uh
stable warren
Freaky ahh ong
main jewel
we dont have to talk about that
sleek bloom
Yes we do
main jewel
fresh crypt
?????
stable warren
Ts was not the wind
fresh crypt
eanyone help?
main jewel
theres a 5.11 store outside ur houseeee
sleek bloom
Strelok would not approve
main jewel
pay attention to thatttt
fresh crypt
bruh
stable warren
thats a non canon ending
I mean even at the end of cop he offers to help the gov take down the zone
Lowk ecologists and clear sky ideology wise tuff ash but they so bummy so I can’t support them ykwim
Like fym u wearing bright blue camo ts so ugly
Also lebedev a bum
sleek bloom
Yeah
main jewel
Molit where are new details? Not useless answers
@waxen marten momlet people are craving details, can you tell us something oh momlet,… btw im on multiple videos and its me calling uou momlet
ruby gale
I really don't want to walk into work, im tempted to call in sick in my car rn
ruby gale
like the most minuscule thing ever
...your brain?
main jewel
I mean even at the end of cop he offers to help the gov take down the zone
he joined sircaa
waxen marten
Molit where are new details? Not useless answers
it is still a bit far from the patch, cant get into the juiciest one yet
stable warren
Everything circles back to either hippie stoners or facists with a leader called agartha ✋ 😔 🤚 (do thumbs move that way? I forgot)
waxen marten
stable warren
he joined sircaa
Oh tuff aight im rejecting both of em fr
main jewel
patch late march
waxen marten
Test most likely starts next week
main jewel
1.9 late march guys
stable warren
Test most likely starts next week
Pls censor that word ):
main jewel
Oh tuff aight im rejecting both of em fr
sleek bloom
Nah in all seriousness what is that banner
fluid zealot
Can you send a video of those knobs in <#524229636599840769> ? I've got a first ...
Ill see if I can get to it today. They look the same but are functional
stable warren
Nah in all seriousness what is that banner
This is the question we needa ask
We won’t judge (js a fair bit of judging but ykwim) like I prolly got worse in my camera roll
sleek bloom
Wdym worse
ruby gale
Nah in all seriousness what is that banner
main jewel
Nah in all seriousness what is that banner
i only have showed one person the full image cause they are my friend and they are like 20 something and im 20
stable warren
Wait nvm what is that tag aswell goddah
main jewel
Wait nvm what is that tag aswell goddah
its the tag to a art server
with friends
cause we all draw things
stable warren
Did u draw ur banner??
ruby gale
"Draw things"
main jewel
no
sleek bloom
Your banner scares me
main jewel
Your banner scares me
stable warren
I’m lit doakes btw but I’m white and also like not as built and I usually wear baggier clothes and I don’t have a moustache and I’m also not a detective but like ykwim
main jewel
stalker 2 fish
stable warren
Ur banner is not stalker 2 fish
ruby gale
main jewel
you dont haveee to look at my banner yknow
stable warren
Lowk fair
ruby gale
Alright, im going to lurk in a different server now 
sleek bloom
Gross banner
main jewel
Alright, im going to lurk in a different server now <:SnakeWave:1402744318850236...
you stupid lurker
hoary crest
Lexa choosing violence today huh
charred nova
Good morning chuds
sleek bloom
Good morning chuds
Hello fellow chud
hoary crest
Good morning chuds
Greetings
stable warren
Gng I messed up I deadahh had a test and got 3 as an answer to a question that was meant to be 8 hunnid smth im not getting accepted into anywhere atp💔
hoary crest
even tho im taller than u
Like thats an achievement
charred nova
why are you my higher up
i have great manager qualities
sleek bloom
I have a better question
hoary crest
Gng I messed up I deadahh had a test and got 3 as an answer to a question that w...
English motherf*cker, do you speak it?
charred nova
jack is like 2’4
i found out im the same hight of stalin apparently
stable warren
English motherf*cker, do you speak it?
Not very well
hoary crest
Apparently not.
stable warren
That’s what I just said
charred nova
main jewel
i found out im the same hight of stalin apparently
im taller unc
charred nova
im taller unc
most people are
charred nova
he was only 5'5
charred nova
im 5'5
sleek bloom
Cough
main jewel
hoary crest
im 6’4 and your like
You're 6'4?!
hoary crest
Damn, thats hot
stable warren
im 6’4 and your like
64 cm ain’t tall
charred nova
Yes t the page cuts off
stable warren
I’m like 4 hunnid cm or smth but like im js saying idk much yk
main jewel
Yes t *the page cuts off*
i think people know what your doing
main jewel
64 cm ain’t tall
stable warren
I’m not wrong
dreamy dagger
krezzin, relax
stable warren
I’m cloudy
dreamy dagger
I’m not wrong
charred nova
i think people know what your doing
they will never know what exactly im doing which is the point
dreamy dagger
main jewel
they will never know what exactly im doing which is the point
its kinda obvious now
charred nova
its kinda obvious now
your making it obvious smh
dreamy dagger
Yall plain obvious
stable warren
https://tenor.com/view/off-work-big-lebowski-youre-not-wrong-youre-just-an-assho...
I’m not that either. I’m cloudy, as I already said
stable warren
https://tenor.com/view/gardening-springtime-dig-soil-gif-10395281785354426679
Yum!
ruby gale
you stupid lurker
You stupid perverted woman
dreamy dagger
You stupid perverted woman
main jewel
Yall plain obvious
charred nova
ruby gale
No
main jewel
where did everynyan go
ruby gale
You scared them away
main jewel
erm
nuh uh
i left to go do something
and then i show back up
and everyone gone
charred nova
ruby gale
main jewel
im gunna slime you out
ruby gale
You ain't florp, foolin no one
main jewel
:c
stable warren
Ahh idk if I should help ward or spark cus initially I showed the special psa to scar instead of the ward cus the guy lowk kicked me and it made me sad but like I can’t just betray my guy scar now ):
main jewel
scar isnt scar in this game
but
youll figure that out if you go down into the scar ending
ill explain the ending you choose when you get to it
mkaaaaaaay
stable warren
youll figure that out if you go down into the scar ending
Vas?? It’s not the cool scar? I mean tbf he got a concussion so like
main jewel
youll find out
stable warren
Nvm he looks silly I’m betraying him
stable warren
I feel like I’m too much of an upstanding citizen for the zone ykwim
main jewel
truth
off topic
i wonder how many minors are in this server
cause i hate minors
they all need ti be slaughtered
stable warren
Where is this coming from 😭
stable warren
Lowk yeah i cant say its in my books to talk about minors with strangers on the internet
stable warren
Idk I just don’t think abt kids that much
main jewel
airplanes have specific classes for babys and their mothers and or fathers
like
it only makes sense
think about it
stable warren
airplanes have specific classes for babys and their mothers and or fathers
Ye but that’s not minors that’s like mega minors iykwim
shell flax
I don’t think about kids
main jewel
now everyone isnt disturbed
stable warren
I’m disturbed by how much u thought abt minors
main jewel
i just dont like them
i wonder whens the next cult @visual mortar
also
what does NE
stand for
stable warren
This some crazy topic hop
proven hollow
eggs bouncing all over the place
main jewel
i hop from topic to topic
hoary crest
ADHD havers in chat
main jewel
eggs bouncing all over the place
stable warren
Ughhh lowk js spoil this much in terms of morals what’s the best ending I can lowk get cus I needa be a good boy type shi
stable warren
ADHD havers in chat
Wow crazy observation
hoary crest
I know, im good at that
main jewel
Ughhh lowk js spoil this much in terms of morals what’s the best ending I can lo...
scar ending bad, ward ending eventually bad, skif ending mega bad, strelok ending mainly good for the mainland
stable warren
🐱 👍 (pretend it’s a cat giving thumbs up gif instead)
main jewel
strelok ending is pretty much the only good ending
shell flax
Ughhh lowk js spoil this much in terms of morals what’s the best ending I can lo...
So you want
Destroy the zone
Lock the zone down & cause everyone to starve to death
Release the zone & doom humanity
Or zombify everyone in the zone & don’t stop the expansion
hoary crest
scar ending bad, ward ending eventually bad, skif ending mega bad, strelok endin...
All the endings are bad
Goddamn Strelok simp
shell flax
Strelok can fuck himself, backstabbing traitor
main jewel
you kill the zones people population keeping billions more safe
stable warren
So you want
Destroy the zone
Lock the zone down & cause everyone to starve to de...
I mean out of all these options destroying the zone is the only rlly good option ig but id rather not
hoary crest
The mainland is still gonna suffer cos people will still come to the zone and get turned into zombies or shot on sight
main jewel
I mean out of all these options destroying the zone is the only rlly good option...
the ward ending is destroying it, but all agents are repurposed by agatha and now are used for surveillance, and who knows what could happen from that
stable warren
Bruh why can’t there js be a normal faction we either got agartha maxing or drunkie northbridge ppl
shell flax
The mainland is still gonna suffer cos people will still come to the zone and ge...
Also don’t forget locking the zone down will cause science to backslide because they can’t study artifacts anymore
stable warren
the ward ending is destroying it, but all agents are repurposed by agatha and no...
Oh… ts literally agartha
main jewel
Also don’t forget locking the zone down will cause science to backslide because ...
we are literally just fine without them
main jewel
The mainland is still gonna suffer cos people will still come to the zone and ge...
well thats cause people are stupid
hoary crest
Bruh why can’t there js be a normal faction we either got agartha maxing or drun...
Whats wrong with Agatha? I would.. Just sayin
main jewel
Whats wrong with Agatha? I would.. Just sayin
gang she probably has loose skin on her arms
stable warren
Also don’t forget locking the zone down will cause science to backslide because ...
Yes gng. This is lowk the only reason I liked freedom sm but I hated how they lowk wanted it completely free like no way im letting a toddler into the zone
hoary crest
natural selection as i say
So it is, but you cant then say the mainland isnt gonna suffer
main jewel
shes that old
stable warren
Whats wrong with Agatha? I would.. Just sayin
She lowk creepy and also called agartha
main jewel
So it is, but you cant then say the mainland isnt gonna suffer
lowkey the world would be just fine
hoary crest
gang she probably has loose skin on her arms
You are a strange individual
stable warren
Is there no normal faction apart from ecologists
hoary crest
She's hot fam
main jewel
we dont even know if shes like human or not based on the things shes done
stable warren
And clear sky don’t count they got silly billy lebedev
shell flax
Is there no normal faction apart from ecologists
You look me in the eyes and tell me a normal person would be in the zone
stable warren
She's hot fam
Unc…
hoary crest
Yes, well observed
main jewel
She's hot fam
in a public server with mutuals
stable warren
You look me in the eyes and tell me a normal person would be in the zone
Aight I’ll rephrase, most normal faction. Also I can’t look you in the eyes cus it’s thru a screen and it down work
stable warren
Yes, well observed
“Aaandd send!” Ahh statement
main jewel
you said tall women are hot, now agatha, whats next harpy??
hoary crest
in a public server with mutuals
You asked, I told, if you dont like the answers, don't ask the questions 😄
shell flax
in a public server with mutuals
Oh you are the last person to talk about being a gooner, Lexa
stable warren
https://tenor.com/view/cabeza-head-revienta-reventar-crush-gif-11525087
):
main jewel
https://tenor.com/view/cabeza-head-revienta-reventar-crush-gif-11525087
ground beef
stable warren
Aight I’ll rephrase, most normal faction. Also I can’t look you in the eyes cus ...
Waddo u reckon? Cus freedom n spark js hippies who assume people are smart; and duty n ward don’t understand benefits of science. Ig technically ward is a bit better since they do wanna help sircca but their ultimate goal is to destroy the zone from what I understand
Unless I’m completely off and this is the meds talking
shell flax
Spark are cultists, not hippies
main jewel
Waddo u reckon? Cus freedom n spark js hippies who assume people are smart; and ...
lowtea
i duno
GUYS WHAT IF THE STRELOK ENDING IS THE CANON ONE AND WE ARE SKIF TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF THE ZONE AND OPEN ITS BORDERS AGAN WTALKER 3 AMAZING PLOT
shell flax
Ward wants to destroy the Zone and harvest its energy as an infinite power source and be able to make artifacts on demand
stable warren
Spark are cultists, not hippies
Well, I mean tbf if u see the zone and like u have evidence that there r random bubbles that kill u and like zombies and like floating fire sources im psure anything is possible so maybe not a cult atp. Don’t they just believe in some sparkling zone?
stable warren
Idk enuf abt that I js remember scar talking abt some glowing sparkle zone with magic touch and like if I saw a floating fire I wouldn’t rlly put it past that for a sparkle zone to exist
stable warren
Yeah but like he’s trying his best ):
What even does spark do that’s cult-y? I’ve not been attentive tbh
stable warren
Just rmbr him talking abt how strelok went to some sparkle zone and like I mean atp anything in the zone is doable
main jewel
stable warren
Is sparkle zone even right?
main jewel
have you found the bandit that sells you a car yet
main jewel
Is sparkle zone even right?
the shining zone isnt real
stable warren
the shining zone isnt real
Back to what I said tho, considering the wish granter is real, floating fire sources poltergeist things I wouldn’t rlly blame someone for believing in that. Like I get the concept of see first then believe but atp yk
main jewel
Back to what I said tho, considering the wish granter is real, floating fire sou...
the wish granter isnt real
its an illusion
stable warren
Yeah but like it still kinda granted a wish kinda
stable warren
Yeah but it give the illusion then kills you so you at least think u got ur wish
main jewel
or turns you into a monolith
stable warren
And monolith js chill guys
main jewel
no
stable warren
They so silly /:
main jewel
they are instruments used by the ccon
stable warren
Yeah but like they happy
main jewel
they cant think for themselves
stable warren
Ignorance is bliss.
main jewel
they dont have emotions either
stable warren
Wasn’t Faust saying they were happy under monolith cus everything was just spoon fed to them?
main jewel
they are basically just zombies programmed with a bunch of stuff
hoary crest
They're drones with good combat routines
stable warren
I don’t get why spark believing in sparkle zone is so far fetched tho… even if it’s not real like considering everything else it’s pretty believable
main jewel
Wasn’t Faust saying they were happy under monolith cus everything was just spoon...
faust is kinda weird, hes a experiment
stable warren
faust is kinda weird, hes a experiment
Yeah but like at least he’s not slow
stable warren
Yeah but like at least he’s not slow
(See what I did there?)
main jewel
no
hoary crest
I don’t get why spark believing in sparkle zone is so far fetched tho… even if i...
How is believing in what amounts to a version of heaven in a radioactive hellscape not culty
main jewel
the monolith that were noontiders didnt have anything else for them to do they cant even remember their original name
so
why not go back to what they were doing
hoary crest
They're one bottle of vodka away from group suicide
stable warren
How is believing in what amounts to a version of heaven in a radioactive hellsca...
I mean u alr have evidence of artefacts that don’t have downsides. And sure as I said, it doesn’t make sense but like it’s not THAT far fetched
If I personally saw a floating medical box that tried to kill me id lowk believe anything
hoary crest
If I personally saw a floating medical box that tried to kill me id lowk believe...
I mean, whilst thats a fair point, they have context for it, they know what polties are, its not just out the blue with no ryhme or reason
stable warren
I mean, whilst thats a fair point, they have context for it, they know what polt...
Yeah that’s fair, but still the concept of a poltergeist is wild as is
I mean if u think about it properly sure, but I mean if u dedicate your life to just surviving in a wasteland im not sure thinking deeply and philosophically is main priority
hoary crest
I mean if u think about it properly sure, but I mean if u dedicate your life to ...
Apparently it is for Spork
stable warren
Yeah, for the higher ups sure but I’d bet (from what I’ve seen so far) most lower ranking spark members don’t rlly think that deep
ruby gale
hoary crest
Isnt that how cults operate? The higherups have the grand ideas and the followers are there because they need a sense of belonging or help with thier lives?
stable warren
Plus even tho scar is crazy I mean like going back to what I said, if the concept of a poltergeist exists or smth like that a fair few concepts wouldn’t be that far fetched anymore
stable warren
Isnt that how cults operate? The higherups have the grand ideas and the follower...
I lowk dunno the details of a cult ;-;
main jewel
<a:POPCORN:1376254267744321627>
cam i have some
if not
im gunna spit in that popcorn bucket of yours
stable warren
I thought it’s js when everyone there worships some make belief stuff that’s clearly stupid, and my entire point is tho the sparkle zone is kinda off id argue its not stupid to believe in considering everything else.
stable warren
Like if rn they started talking abt a magic stick that summoned nuclear energy or smth then sure that’s a cult but an area of the zone that happens to only really have good anomalous effects rather than bad is a bit more understandable
Ok imma go to sleep now. Gn people!
ruby gale
Ok imma go to sleep now. Gn people!
marble gyro
fluid zealot
Can you send a video of those knobs in <#524229636599840769> ? I've got a first ...
Uploaded now
main jewel
crys
dreamy dagger
krezzin, relax
Still cant relax,HALP
old forge
Still cant relax,HALP
Halp
hoary crest
how tall are you mr
Sorry to disappoint you lass, but not taller than 6'4 😂
main jewel
Sorry to disappoint you lass, but not taller than 6'4 😂
but how tall are you
hoary crest
6'1
main jewel
woa
odd sky
Hello
hoary crest
Affernoon
main jewel
i like smaller peoples lowkey
hoary crest
i like smaller peoples lowkey
Should I let Jack know? 😄
odd sky
is it morning for you too?
No, evening
main jewel
Should I let Jack know? 😄
odd sky
we arent twinning
hoary crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1404628926164107336/1476072766154342472/I...
Alright, bet.
Spark did nothing wrong
main jewel
Alright, bet.
Spark did nothing wrong
but i know your faking it
hoary crest
Damnnit
hoary crest
Unc status achieved huh? 😄
odd sky
Unc status achieved huh? 😄
What means "unc"?
hoary crest
What means "unc"?
Yeah, what she said, its what the kids call people older than them
odd sky
How old?
odd sky
30+? 35+? 50+?
hoary crest
30+? 35+? 50+?
cringes inwardly
main jewel
i love people
i wonder how big a group hug would be if evryone in this server group hugged
odd sky
*cringes inwardly*
I'm still learning eng slang 😭😭😭
hoary crest
I'm still learning eng slang 😭😭😭
There is an enourmous amount of it 😂
Every county has their own words for various things
hoary crest
An then you have the Americans who probably have a fair amount of their own
hoary crest
english slang is kinda retarded
Ma'am, my country is spectacularly retarded i'll have you know, so much so it would be impressive if it wasnt so fckin tragic
ruby gale
visual mortar
<:znae:1478291066355449957>
new set of emojis i see
marble gyro
So hungry
harsh jungle
then get something to eat
visual mortar
So hungry
dude you're not gonna believe this... i have an insane solution
are you ready
harsh jungle
hoary crest
Eat your collegues
marble gyro
Also for a basic bagle here at the kiosk, is $9
shell flax
Eat your boss
marble gyro
HEEEEELLL NO
harsh jungle
eat the richest person there
marble gyro
Nah
I'll live
I'll just be extra hungry at lunch
There is like this taco truck that comes here Tuesday-Thursday
And I usually get food from them
Like 6 tacos, and a burrito
And that is usually a snack for me
hoary crest
Never has tacos before, well, not the food item taco anyway 😄
marble gyro
Depending on the place and how they make it, determines if they will be good or not
Because some Mexican joints that make tacos, are like the white versions
Anyways break is over, back to it
proven hollow
Shoot me please
Sure
ruby gale
Shoot me please
dusky pawn
Because some Mexican joints that make tacos, are like the white versions
Honestly wheat tacos>corn tacos
visual mortar
i wonder whens the next cult <@624682336872693788>
yeah i wonder 
visual mortar
what does NE
idk
visual mortar
eat the richest person there
eat the poor
proven hollow
Eat @jade kraken
slow crypt
Eat some bloodsuker
visual mortar
hmmmm im so hungry.... i could eat a Robo
visual mortar
yeah
visual mortar
yeah
ruby gale
why are you like this
Idk, why are you the way you are
visual mortar
i got my melon
visual mortar
Idk, why are you the way you are
if there was four people pointing a gun at you they'd all be me
ruby gale
If there was someone id wish to be 4 miles away from itd be you stinky
ruby gale
odd sky
https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-gif-5377699542763594656
BUNNY
main jewel
i just did thus irl
odd sky
I LOVE BUNNIES
I HAVE BUNNY AS A PET
sudden rapids
I HAVE BUNNY AS A PET
post in pet channel
visual mortar
i just did thus irl
con gratl ution
ruby gale
Congraduration
main jewel
I HAVE BUNNY AS A PET
i wan
main jewel
Congraduration
i know what you are
odd sky
post in pet channel
#🐺┃pets message
sudden rapids
ruby gale
Lunch time
still current
ruby gale
errant fjord
When is the next big update coming out?
ruby gale
Probably not for awhile, maybe late this month
main jewel
When is the next big update coming out?
definitely late this month
thick wraith
Man, I just bought it and played for about 2 hours, now I'm waiting for the next update
ruby gale
You know nothing
odd sky
https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-gif-5377699542763594656
My bunny soon will be 8 years old
odd grove
Is anything known about PSSR support?
ruby gale
This woman is threatening me
marble gyro
Hell yeah!!! BURRITO TIME
lost gulch
Sup folks I need a bit of creative aid. I need idea for a big mutant that lives in swamps, I want to draw hunting scene and I just can't figure out what I want. Maybe there's some cool cut mutants?
untold timber
patch testing started? Or is gsc still sleeping?
ruby gale
Testing hasn't started yet, next week I think
marble gyro
Wow....eating that entire burrito, just wants to make me sleep
marble gyro
Driving does not make me sleep, it makes me want to stay awake
ruby gale
Built different
lost gulch
Where to post art?
ruby gale
lost gulch
<#524229636599840769>
Does presence of Chimera's cut off head and SVD rifle counts as fanart?
ruby gale
Im not sure
wanton blaze
Got the physical edition stuff and the lamp is weird. The little 'artifact' just hard locks to 3 places and will not float, power on and all. It just locks onto one of the 3 places.
graceful dirge
Got the physical edition stuff and the lamp is weird. The little 'artifact' just...
Some others have reported issues getting the ball to float, is it illuminating as you bring it closer to the base but just unable to center it or not lighting up at all? Have heard of some faulty power cables as well #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay message example vid
wanton blaze
Update, I turn it on, let the audio run to make sure it works, and the whole thing dies when trying to insert the artifact at all
graceful dirge
Update, I turn it on, let the audio run to make sure it works, and the whole thi...
Hmm I know @spring patrol was having an issue with getting the ball to levitate, as well as theirs turning off when trying and that issue turned out to be a faulty power cable so could try getting another one of identical spec.
wanton blaze
New cable works, still.doesnt float but it lights up and the thing doesnt shut off
Still locks to those points so might just have to wait and see
robust pendant
Update, I turn it on, let the audio run to make sure it works, and the whole thi...
You should probably contact GSC support
wanton blaze
This lamp is a RAT
the minute I get a response email, I havent even read it yet.
Tried again, it works.
main jewel
You should probably contact GSC support
dont do this
gsc aint gunna do anything
you shouldddd contact the manufacturer or where you got it from
such as
and their customer support
visual mortar
its not gsc tbh its the seller and manufacturer
gsc cant help you because they don't see your orders
main jewel
tamsnapple im gunna cut your hands off if you say what i say
visual mortar
you should contact health.amazon.de instead
main jewel
ruby gale
You should contact an Indian scammer
main jewel
you should contact (insert my phone number right here)
ruby gale
Nah, im good
graceful dirge
This lamp is a RAT
the minute I get a response email, I havent even read it yet...
Lol can be tricky to center, but you'll get a feel for it and there's a sort of audible squeak when you find the right spot
ruby gale
you might try to pat me through the phone
I wouldn't want to actually touch you, this is already pushing it 
main jewel
I wouldn't want to actually touch you, this is already pushing it <:ttjuice:6701...
uou sorta asked for it.. replying to alot of my messages with pat stickers for the past couple weeks
proven hollow
i'd like to boil the egg
main jewel
still current
You should probably contact GSC support
GSC support does not have anything to do with physical orders. Any issue should be discussed with the 3rd party seller.
robust pendant
@wanton blaze well, this
wanton blaze
Support said essentially the same and did give me links, which was helpful
still current
Support said essentially the same and did give me links, which was helpful
Yeah. The only think they can do is direct you to the 3rd party and somewhat tell you what to do, but they can't do anything more than that. The delays were all 3rd party related as well, sadly
proven hollow
i will boil you in sus sticker names
stable warren
Laters, Sparker
Nuh uh
proven hollow
cloudy why didn't you select glorious monolith
main jewel
i will boil you in sus sticker names
beats yu
main jewel
eggs don't have arms to beat people with!
proven hollow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452957463203811501/1477262642833002618/T...
floating hands don't scare me
marble gyro
2hrs of straight chilling and getting paid? Man best job ever
ruby gale
Week* actually
main jewel
ruby gale
stable warren
are you a sparker
Not sparker
ruby gale
Speter Sparker
stable warren
Gng why don’t stalkers js use like a regular phone or smth like why they gotta use an outdated ash pda
ruby gale
EMI interference
visual mortar
2hrs of straight chilling and getting paid? Man best job ever
its awesome until you're the only guy on the team and then you actually have to work
jade kraken
<@1114198065209954366>
🖕
jade kraken
Eat <@1114198065209954366>
🖕
odd sky
Gng why don’t stalkers js use like a regular phone or smth like why they gotta u...
Kyivstar(the biggest phone operator in Ukraine) doesn't work in the Zone
Even in my village mobile boundary sometimes stops working
What about about Zone?? Well...
harsh jungle
Honse
marble gyro
its awesome until you're the only guy on the team and then you actually have to ...
I've had that happen to me a couple times
marble gyro
Like my entire crew called out on a snow day because their snowman got ran over or some dumb reason like that
And I had to fill in for them
marble gyro
i had that happen to me now
My condolences man
tiny ingot
yo whats up stalkers
visual mortar
yo whats up stalkers
can someone deqrypt this guy i dont like his secrecy
tiny ingot
can someone deqrypt this guy i dont like his secrecy
nuh uh
marble gyro
The funniest callout I ever had tho, was like when one of my crew members pulled their back by farting too hard
visual mortar
how the hell they making that shit up
marble gyro
So they are old right? Flatulence problems, all that jazz
visual mortar
i think a "im not feeling well i can't come in" would suffice
marble gyro
I gave them the okay because I thought it was hilarious but as well I asked for a doctors note because of standard procedure
visual mortar
dude i just freaking slipped and fell down the stair so now my leg is backwards so I cant come in today
marble gyro
And they didn't show up for an entire week, I was like "yo what happened to that guy" so I get a call at my desk and it was one of their doctors
Confirming that they did pull their disc by farting too hard
To tell my boss why my coworker was not coming in, was the worst of it
charred nova
Should I let Jack know? 😄
You guys really think theres something going on huh
stable warren
Kyivstar(the biggest phone operator in Ukraine) doesn't work in the Zone
Ah
Also like why does everyone hate on sidorovich ):
And how tf does he grow hair
robust pendant
Also like why does everyone hate on sidorovich ):
Scammer
He is a filthy filthy scammer
visual mortar
dude. anyone else sitting in a wooden chair backwards looking out the window longingly at a passing seafood food truck
or just me
tiny ingot
where the hell do you live to have seafood food trucks man
robust pendant
Where? How? What? I’m bamboozeled
Scammer. You risk your life and he gives you shit prices, smh smh smh smh
stable warren
where the hell do you live to have seafood food trucks man
This the questions you should be asking fr
tiny ingot
I wish I was doing that rn
stable warren
Scammer. You risk your life and he gives you shit prices, smh smh smh smh
Yeah but like everyone in the zone alr risking their lives so like… sidorovich got his cool radio
violet dune
wake me up when skif is in cnpp
ruby gale
See you never
violet dune
🛌
hoary crest
You guys really think theres something going on huh
I never said that?
hoary crest
Confirming that they did pull their disc by farting too hard
Hang on? How does that work?
marble gyro
I dunno, I'm not a doctor
I just laughed and said "okay buddy I'll give him the day off"
main jewel
hi uncs
hoary crest
Farting so hard you pull a disc makes it sound like matey blew a hole through a chair or summat 😂
marble gyro
He should be bringing in the note tomorrow or fax it to my desk in the morning
hoary crest
He should be bringing in the note tomorrow or fax it to my desk in the morning
Please keep us in the loop, that is intriguing 😂