☢┃stalker-general

[main jewel]

she gon call me baby boo

[jade kraken]

I rizz who i wanna rizz

[main jewel]

LRHHH LEEHH LEHHH MMGNHDFFFF IM TOO FULLL STOPPP!!!

uh

[meager crag]

Who knows, we'll see

[main jewel]

ngl

cornel

i have no clue

[meager crag]

Probably a glitch, is the weapon itself not optainable?

[main jewel]

im naming you cornel cause of your misspelling @maiden river

[odd sky]

I have roshen candies

[main jewel]

average ragman akm

[jade kraken]

You think you can win me over with candy?

[odd sky]

and cans of non-stop

[jade kraken]

OK lets say i do join, then what

[main jewel]

are you trying to rizz florp

[meager crag]

Then it'll be a waste of your time

[maiden river]

wierd i was searching on the internet and ppl say that it should be on the table some say that it is on the ground and other say that it is bugged

[harsh jungle]

I rizz nobody

[main jewel]

ohhh you mean combatant

[maiden river]

nice that the devs fixed this after 1 year XD

[shell flax]

Did you side with richter in the lesser zone

[main jewel]

you probably didnt go through the right choices

[odd sky]

nothing

[main jewel]

people a year ago are stupid

anyway

[jade kraken]

Exactly so why would i join

[main jewel]

you gotta full send the ward

[meager crag]

Still are bruh

[main jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1404628926164107336/1476072766871568395/IMG_7917.gif

[shell flax]

Lexa you need to side with richter first

[main jewel]

oh oh yeah

after that tho

[maiden river]

i am with the ward this playthrough

[main jewel]

you gotta

[odd sky]

to speak with your ukrainian friends

[main jewel]

guve the pda

to unc

korshy

[jade kraken]

I am speaking with a Ukrainian friend right now

[main jewel]

grabs your shoulder

[shell flax]

If you didn’t side with richter in lesser zone you don’t get the option to get combatant

[main jewel]

its okay bro

[odd sky]

in vc

[meager crag]

@charred nova
Bro send your winter weather over here, I miss it fr

[maiden river]

maybe i didnt do seomthing in the past not sure

on master difficulty every gun counts haha

[jade kraken]

I can talk from here and still listen to music

[odd sky]

for 1 minute

[ruby gale]

Hell its thinking about snowing again here

[jade kraken]

I sense an ulterior motive

Is it because im a girl and you want hear my voice now

[meager crag]

It's just for attention bro, you know how it is

Or are you going for the bit?

[odd sky]

are you under 18?

[jade kraken]

What is the bit

[jade kraken]

No

[meager crag]

Riiiiiight 😉

[jade kraken]

What

[odd sky]

hmmmmmm

[meager crag]

I gotchu bro 😉

[jade kraken]

What bit😭

[ruby gale]

Wtf is happening

[harsh jungle]

huh

idk what i missed

[meager crag]

#☢┃stalker-general is happening

[odd sky]

if you under 18, we have no right to have you join vc

[jade kraken]

I am 18

[harsh jungle]

I’m in me late 20s

[jade kraken]

Ok aunty

[harsh jungle]

I feel old

[thorn orbit]

Florp [age not confirmed]?

[jade kraken]

Lets get you down for a nap

[harsh jungle]

hold on my hair is allegedly very dirty

[jade kraken]

Does your handler need to wash it?

[harsh jungle]

my mom said it has to be nice for tomorrow

[harsh jungle]

I unironically do it myself

[jade kraken]

Whats tomorrow

[harsh jungle]

the stupid program I go to

the youngest person there is gonna force us all to watch the pokemon direct

[jade kraken]

What😭 lmao

[harsh jungle]

purely bc it’s pokemon day

I’m gonna play some fire emblem on my switch while the present is playing

[odd sky]

My nickname is normal again 🥳🥳🥳

[compact pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1307750070648832121/ezgif-2-ffc7a7d429.gif

let me think about it

[odd sky]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[visual mortar]

meowkula did you wiggle your ears yesterday for ear wiggling Wednesday

[odd sky]

Return to Anetta156

[compact pier]

It

not

me

[odd sky]

NYAWKULA

[compact pier]

I'm drinking my tea for night right now

[visual mortar]

Damn I'll never know

[jade kraken]

Anyone here play blockblast

[jade kraken]

What kind

[visual mortar]

tea

the leaf stuff

[odd sky]

[main jewel]

i drooled a bunch when i napped

[jade kraken]

Yeah what kind

[visual mortar]

well rested

[main jewel]

drools

[ruby gale]

Ew

[main jewel]

its only natural

[visual mortar]

wait

my clan has fallen

horrible dat

[jade kraken]

Awww how unfortunate

[visual mortar]

day

[visual mortar]

you did this

[main jewel]

im still ypur frien

[jade kraken]

Who? Meeee? Lil ol me? Nooo

[main jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1404628926164107336/1476072766154342472/IMG_7915.gif

[visual mortar]

now im stuck with green jack

[jade kraken]

Ragebaits

[visual mortar]

the frequency of thsi sticker fills me with rage

[jade kraken]

So does the frequency of your chats but you dont see me complaining

[visual mortar]

thats not true you don't mean that

[jade kraken]

I do mean that

Its true

[main jewel]

i wish someone patted me like this

im too tall for the average folk

[ruby gale]

Ladder

[odd sky]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[ruby gale]

Actually what are those people called that walk with those tall pieces of wood

[visual mortar]

how tall are you

[ruby gale]

6'4?

[harsh jungle]

something something plank

[jade kraken]

I shalln't say what i want to say

[visual mortar]

hold your tongue this is hallowed ground

[main jewel]

yess

6’3-6’4

[visual mortar]

you are not

[ruby gale]

Thought so

[odd sky]

2 meters?

[main jewel]

keep telling yourself that gang

[ruby gale]

Idk, im 6'1"

[main jewel]

a little under

[visual mortar]

a little under?

[main jewel]

2 meters is 6’6

[jade kraken]

Screw your ground

[harsh jungle]

huh what are we talking about

[main jewel]

6’7 if you round

[plucky pilot]

https://imgur.com/3LNsO5u

[odd sky]

I'm small

[main jewel]

oh may god

thank u

[ruby gale]

Not jack small

[main jewel]

[harsh jungle]

im kinda short ish

[visual mortar]

https://imgur.com/3LNsO5u

dude whipped that up quick

[odd sky]

I'm 160 cm

[main jewel]

you can see my uh

my interesting banner

[ruby gale]

Thats a save

[main jewel]

woa

i feel so special

[harsh jungle]

im whatever the hell 5'3" is

[visual mortar]

[main jewel]

this warmed up my day

[plucky pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308034374473617459/1476717738180477008/IMG_7971.gif

[jade kraken]

Damn

[main jewel]

i feel like a kid on christmas morning

[visual mortar]

my day has chilled from the fall of the clan

sorrow

[main jewel]

i love you guys starts crying happily

[jade kraken]

My day has warmed

[ruby gale]

Little under jack at 5'4"

[harsh jungle]

my mom says im 5'2" but i refuse to believe her

[main jewel]

i forgot jack was kinda small

or at least i remember jack being small

[jade kraken]

Poor jack

[harsh jungle]

lol

[visual mortar]

jack is 5' 7" or something

[harsh jungle]

short

[ruby gale]

Im tempted to , but I will instead, for now

[visual mortar]

little guy

[main jewel]

crys hatefully

im just kidding

[ruby gale]

I dont think so

[visual mortar]

what do you mean je literally said it

[plucky pilot]

[jade kraken]

Jack is not taller than me

[ruby gale]

One sec

[visual mortar]

tiny man

[jade kraken]

I was a malnourished child

Now i am a malnourished adult

[main jewel]

im a well fattened adult

i eat ggoood

[jade kraken]

Must be nice😑

[ruby gale]

Think im at 210/220lbs

[main jewel]

im around this range but a little higher

[compact pier]

Mint, chamomile and lemon

[visual mortar]

bones of a bird

[main jewel]

feeds you

[visual mortar]

FEELS

dude

[main jewel]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

[jade kraken]

I wonder if that was an accident

[visual mortar]

don't go and touch people

[main jewel]

ITT WAS

[ruby gale]

Shame

[jade kraken]

Nice

[main jewel]

also florp isnt a stupid minor

so its okay

[visual mortar]

he could be a miner

[main jewel]

i feel bad for him

[jade kraken]

Yeah i can be felt alll you want

[ruby gale]

Its ok to accidentally feel him?

[main jewel]

dirty coals

[visual mortar]

pity the florp

[main jewel]

alright gang jokes over

[jade kraken]

WHAT why

[main jewel]

you should eat bro

[visual mortar]

yeah i see why you feel bad for him

[main jewel]

no human deserves malnutrition

[jade kraken]

I used to be 93 lbs before i was force fed

[ruby gale]

Debatable

[visual mortar]

you're right

[ruby gale]

Hitler could've been starved

[jade kraken]

But it made it worse, i went 3 days without eating because i hate my weight now

[visual mortar]

anorexia is badass

[jade kraken]

The eating disorder clinic gave me an eating disorder

[visual mortar]

see if you can go longer

moses fasted for 40 days

[jade kraken]

Yeah you right, my new streak starts today

[main jewel]

heyyy

dont do that

youll die

im quite sweaty it was real hot today

[jade kraken]

My body has fat to sustain itself

[main jewel]

was it hot for yall

[ruby gale]

Its only like, 30°F

[visual mortar]

become the monks who mummify themselves

[main jewel]

youll turn skinny

[jade kraken]

Not here, its like 50

[main jewel]

i dont want to be

boney

i dont wany YOU

to be boney

[ruby gale]

Apparently its suppose to snow again

[main jewel]

snows on you

[ruby gale]

[jade kraken]

I will have fat where i want to have fat, people are just too judgemental about stomach fat

[ruby gale]

Fair enough

[jade kraken]

I'll never get a bf otherwise because guys care too much about looks and girls dont want me so my options are limited

[main jewel]

youuu should get a cat

[ruby gale]

I have one, she's kinda stupid

[jade kraken]

I dont think cat will help me not be self conscious🤔

[ruby gale]

In all actual seriousness, you do you, just try not to tear yourself apart over it

[main jewel]

itll meow at you

[crimson crest]

post pics

[jade kraken]

I dont think I'll end up dead and thats what really matters

[jade kraken]

That'll only make me temporarily happy

[ruby gale]

True

[jade kraken]

Of what??

[main jewel]

but if you keep seeing the cat then itll keep making uou happy

think about it

[crimson crest]

of yourself, I bet that you're exaggerating and way too self conscious.

[ruby gale]

That might be pushing it

[crimson crest]

I'm sure you're just fine.

[jade kraken]

But then when the cats not around I'll be sad again

[jade kraken]

It'd take something special for me to show a picture of myself to someone

[crimson crest]

I know, I was only semi serious. But on a serious note, other people rarely care about what you look like.

And if they do, then they aren't worth interacting with.

[jade kraken]

I couldn't give aaaany less of a fck what some random dude thinks of me, i meant relationship wise

[ruby gale]

Thats the attitude to have

[jade kraken]

I don't wanna be rich or successful all i want in life is to find someone to spend it with

[crimson crest]

I mean, it's good to not consciously look like a slob, and put in a little effort, but beyond that, nah.

[jade kraken]

The gen Z dating scene is a hellscape

[crimson crest]

I'm glad I've been married for 25 years, and I dont have to play the dating game. It sounds rough these days

[ruby gale]

I dont even bother anymore

If i find someone I find someone, if not, more me time

[visual mortar]

i need a house

thats all inwant

[ruby gale]

In this economy?

[jade kraken]

Most people dont even give you a chance to see who you are if you don't look hot

[ruby gale]

Or tall/rich

[jade kraken]

May be harder than my goal tbh😂

[crimson crest]

Back in my day we still met people face to face. Nowadays its all determined by apps. Its sad. People actively avoid human interaction.

[visual mortar]

gonna be honest the "its so hard to date nowadays" is pretty bullshit. you gotta actually try and look

[jade kraken]

Its brutal, i go putting in so much effort for something that was pointless bc i dont look a certain way

[visual mortar]

i dont try because im still building my career

[ruby gale]

And bars arent that great a place to meet anyone anymore, at least in my experience

[visual mortar]

also its a sentiment that exists primarily online

go out there dude

do something

[jade kraken]

From what I've heard bars are horrible

[crimson crest]

Depends on the bar really

[visual mortar]

and yeah "meet someone at a bar" is not very good advice

[crimson crest]

And also who is there at the moment

[jade kraken]

For finding someone i meant

[ruby gale]

Oh yeah, online dating is absolutely trash, way better to find someone in the real world

[crimson crest]

It still might be. Sometimes people go there to find someone. It's all about the right time.

[ruby gale]

Sometimes you can find decent people, but thats starting to get harder

[visual mortar]

well yeah

[visual mortar]

nah its a bar, it will always be a hit or miss

[jade kraken]

I had a bf i met thru app that we were both ready to spend our lives together and then i was forced to move

[crimson crest]

I met my wife 25 years ago online, so it IS possible.

but that was way before dating apps

[visual mortar]

some people get lucky, some dont

[crimson crest]

True

[visual mortar]

but its also because you may be missing opportunities

[jade kraken]

As soon as i get my id im getting a job and when i graduate im going to college but right now im just sorta waiting doing nothing

[crimson crest]

Every failure and success will lead you to where you are now, and continue to. So there's always hope of just one day suddenly finding that one person. Don't give up 🙂 It may just fall into your lap

[jade kraken]

My mom wants to wait until her id expires to go in August to get both of ours🤦‍♂️

[ruby gale]

Eh, college looked like a scam to me so I just started working

[jade kraken]

I want to be teacher

[ruby gale]

Fair enough, im just a mechanic

[crimson crest]

Ewww, just a mechanic, you low life. (just kidding, thats a great career)

I wish I had your skills

[ruby gale]

Oh yeah, especially if I learn electrical

[visual mortar]

wait how old are you?

[jade kraken]

18

[ruby gale]

Right now im focusing on tires with a few other odd jobs here and there, just before I left today I pulled a rear diff apart because the left rear axle seal was blown up and the rear cover seal was rotted

[crimson crest]

Oh geez, life hasnt even started yet for you

[visual mortar]

you got a long time to decide

you're good

[jade kraken]

Its nearly ended a few times and im still struggling with that

[jade kraken]

Maybe, maybe not, im not sure if i even want to live to be an old man

[visual mortar]

not really a choice

[crimson crest]

Perhaps, but dang, that's really young still, dont be in a rush

[visual mortar]

but yeah

you get old anyway

[jade kraken]

There's always a choice in that regard

[visual mortar]

no not really

[jade kraken]

Wdym

[visual mortar]

you're 18 you literally can't think that far ahead yet

you have literally 50 or so years before that applies

[jade kraken]

Im just saying i dont know if I'd even want to life life as an old man, not being able to do as much

[crimson crest]

I'm kinda glad I'm not that young anymore, this world has gotten really shit in the last 15 years, and rapidly declinging at a pace I've never seen before.

[visual mortar]

its life

[crimson crest]

Trust me, being older is great 😄

[visual mortar]

if you can't come to terms with change then you'll have a lot of other problems

[crimson crest]

change is hard for everyone

[visual mortar]

exactly

everyone has to do it

[jade kraken]

My whole life just changed, i lost my bf, my future, my little sister, my entire life for the last 7 years, i was doing fine bc i had everything planned out kinda like a roadmap

[visual mortar]

you're 18

that's one of many

you'll be fine

also nothing goes to plan

[crimson crest]

I think you need to go to see the Wish Granter

[visual mortar]

shit happens

you can only control how you handle it

[crimson crest]

become monolith

[jade kraken]

Im not saying i wont be fine for the immediate future, I've attempted twice before for lesser situations, im just worried that if things dont start getting better I'll fall back into that rut

[visual mortar]

or yeah just join a hive mind and give up thinking

[visual mortar]

you have control of yourself

and you know for a fact there are resources

its up to you

[jade kraken]

Have you ever been in that mindset?

[crimson crest]

They say struggle and strife creates a strong person. Thats why Im such a loser

[visual mortar]

trust me

[jade kraken]

You cant know what its like to not want to live if you haven't been in that place yourself

[visual mortar]

how do you know i haven't. im sorry, but you are 18, you barely experienced anything. dont tell me what i have experienced

[crimson crest]

I think that's just a struggle everyone faces at some point in their life, it's not unique.

[visual mortar]

everyone is different

no life is the same

[jade kraken]

Im not telling you anything

[visual mortar]

you just did

[jade kraken]

Im said if you haven't wanted to kill yourself you dont know what its like to want to kill yourself

[visual mortar]

thats a given

[jade kraken]

To different degrees, i wasn't able to drag myself out of bed to go to school in the past, im better know but i used to be in a very bad place

[visual mortar]

but it doesn't mean those who haven't, have not experienced other things

[jade kraken]

I just meant if you haven't had those thoughts you cant know the feeling of hopelessness with them, but like i said it will never be the same for each person, it manifests differently for different situations

[visual mortar]

yes

[jade kraken]

When i attempted i thought it was my only choice and I would've 100% if i wasn't stopped

[crimson crest]

If you really wanted to die, you would have found a way. You didn't really want to die, you wanted someone to notice your struggle.

[visual mortar]

you always have control

[jade kraken]

No, i was on my way to the highway to step in front of a semi but my cousin found me

I wanted to die thats a fact

[visual mortar]

but you didn't

[crimson crest]

I get that, but in the back of your mind, deep down, you did not.

[visual mortar]

you continue on to experience more

[jade kraken]

Because someone stoped me

[visual mortar]

yes, because they cared

[jade kraken]

I might not anymore but at the time thats what i wanted

[visual mortar]

why would you want to throw that away

[crimson crest]

If you really wanted to die, you would not have been here right now.

As Jeff Goldblum said: Life...uhhh...finds a way 😄

[jade kraken]

It was my cousin, i didn't live with him, he was hardly in my life, i lived with my dad who made fun of my mental health and belittled me for it every day

[jade kraken]

If he hadn't stopped me i wouldn't be here

[visual mortar]

did you get out of that situation

[jade kraken]

Yeah thats why im doing better now

[crimson crest]

Im just saying, if you REALLY wanted to die, you would have attempted it and been successful another way.

[visual mortar]

you can't forsee the future

anything could have happened

but something worked in a way where you're here now

[jade kraken]

After that my dad stopped being as much of a prick and got me into a therapist, ending it was always a last ditch effort if i felt i was cornered which after i didn't

I think we've lost the plot of the original conversation

[crimson crest]

Yeah I came here for Stalker, but ended up here 😄

[ruby gale]

@visual mortar I was close enough, 5'5" not 5'7"

[jade kraken]

Ha i am taller than jack i knew it

[main jewel]

ger

grr

[jade kraken]

Animal

[main jewel]

meow

[jade kraken]

Pat

[harsh jungle]

I should play some fo4 after I do whatever it is I decided to do

[jade kraken]

Doohickey

[crimson crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gas-mask-gif-10225845366829710402

[fickle hill]

Ayeeee nice

[charred nova]

My new favorite toy

Yet to be seen if it de thrones my leatherman arc

[fickle hill]

I been wanting to continue the collection my father has

[charred nova]

If you want a multi tool

I can’t recommend the arc more

The arc is simply incredible

[fickle hill]

Yeah I will remember that maybe one day the whole snap-on box after some time will be worth from 40k maybe to 80k depending on what I am pulling

[charred nova]

Damn bruh

[fickle hill]

Gotta continue the Legacy grind

[charred nova]

The arc is butterfly pliers

[fickle hill]

Nice I do have the snap-on website pulled up

[charred nova]

Well that’s not a snap on

It’s a leatherman

[fickle hill]

Oh

[crimson crest]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-22562169

[charred nova]

https://www.leatherman.com/products/arc?srsltid=AfmBOorQe3ZT4xHjSLQFKEutqmEk8dHkIbyKHaNTiNBcZ2YDDLJ1--hv

[charred nova]

It’s got a snap on like warranty though

They offer a 30 year warranty

And dude it’s insanely good

[fickle hill]

Oh yeah most snap on stuff will offer 3-lifetime warranties that's my favorite thing about snap on

[charred nova]

I bought a totally destroyed crunch off eBay and was able to warranty it for a brand new one for 0 dollars

Didn’t require me to even provide a proof of purchase

[fickle hill]

LMAO

[fickle hill]

Realistically all you need is a truck account for the city you live in

[charred nova]

The one I had had broken jaws and like 50 dents and cuts

[ruby gale]

Im avoiding the snap on truck like the plague, too bad its the only one that comes around

[charred nova]

It couldn’t even hold its self closed anymore it was so used

[fickle hill]

Wait wtf jack I didn't realize it was you

[charred nova]

It’s me

[jade kraken]

He joined a cult

[fickle hill]

Lmao

[charred nova]

I buy with my student discount

[ruby gale]

I dont have such luxurious

[fickle hill]

What's the next thing you plan to get their bluetooth earmuffs

[ruby gale]

Buy all you can while you can, because its gonna suck without a discount

[grand moat]

my companys PC has 32gb of ram, should I steal one stick

[charred nova]

I have air pods they do the same thing

I’ve already tested this

Enable noise cancelling and it can even almost entirely mute an air hammer going full blast

[ruby gale]

Apparently raycons are pretty good

I cant do actual ear buds, keep falling out

[crimson crest]

multitools make so moist

[fickle hill]

My sony xms also have this my skull is let's say not centered for any earbuds

[charred nova]

Oh rip

I guess I’m lucky

[crimson crest]

So you're like Sloth from the Goonies?

[fickle hill]

Well no autism at its finest

[charred nova]

No autism…..

Got a doctors letter here that says the opposite

[fickle hill]

Yeaaah my autism anger when I was a child.... yeah

[charred nova]

We’re in the same boat

[crimson crest]

your rage deformed your skull

[fickle hill]

Well it's amazing when your child doesn't know what to do with the anger the best way is to just bang the head

[charred nova]

Pow pow pow

[crimson crest]

thats always my first instinct too, to bang my skull on a wall

[jade kraken]

Absolutely

[crimson crest]

I like eggs

especially after about 30 minutes

[jade kraken]

Have you ever met an egg?

[crimson crest]

I have met at least a thousand eggs

but they didnt survive the encounter

[jade kraken]

Oh you met the food

[crimson crest]

I dont know any eggs that arent food?

Im curious now

[jade kraken]

Aha dont worry about it, past your time

[crimson crest]

Hmm ok, well I guess I will have to live with this egg mystery for the rest of my life.

[jade kraken]

Yes how unfortunate

[crimson crest]

I've moved on

It wasnt easy, but my willpower persevered.

[jade kraken]

Good for you unc, we should celebrate with 50 bottles of jack daniels

[crimson crest]

well you can have 25, and I'll have 25 tequillas

[jade kraken]

Alright I'll be expecting the shipment within the week

[crimson crest]

and then we can walk around the zone without being afraid of radiation

[jade kraken]

In the case you should go to the cnpp! I'll hang back and keep watch

[crimson crest]

thats not very brotherly

[crimson crest]

oh shit, I hope you drink lots of vodka all day being around that thing

I like your banana on the counter too

[charred nova]

Thanks

[crimson crest]

I have a GP5 gas mask, thats about the extent of my stalker props

I make sure I get that asbestos filter used up a little bit every day

[ruby gale]

I have nothing

[crimson crest]

You have everything

[charred nova]

I have the stalker 2900 xt

[ruby gale]

All i have is the game, haven't looked for anything stalker related to collect

[jade kraken]

Oopsies

[crimson crest]

When you ARE the stalker, you have nothing to collect.

Collecting stalker stuff is only for pretend stalkers, like myself

[ruby gale]

The dead body with the gun I want says otherwise

[jade kraken]

The body doesn't know its dead yet, still walking and talking

[crimson crest]

I have the basic cheesy stalker gear. Flectarn jacket and pants, and flak vest, and a gp5 mask. and a pistol grip stock shotgun. Im a loser.

[charred nova]

They should add this item to stalker 2

[crimson crest]

Theres nothing to goon to though

Unlike Anomaly, we can goon to Hip

Unless you count Agatha I guess

Ngl, would.

[jade kraken]

Bad idea

[charred nova]

Skif can wear it to enable god mode

As his drip is too powerful to take damage

[jade kraken]

Skif be gooning tho

[fierce nexus]

Mine should arrive soon

[fierce nexus]

Skiffing™

[jade kraken]

Oohhhuhhh im skiffing it oohh im skiffing it

[fierce nexus]

[jade kraken]

Alien boykisser

[fierce nexus]

Glorpkisser

[jade kraken]

The best kisser

[sterile radish]

heya glorp 👋

[fierce nexus]

[jade kraken]

That is NOT glorp... that is the ENVOY of glorp brother florp, put respect on his name no disrespect to the envoy of glorp

[gusty field]

What is changelog for update 1.8.1.1 ?

[robust pendant]

#📜┃gsc-answers message
This is just the first of a couple that they will reveal later

[gusty field]

OK, because I find nothing

[violet dune]

we need stalker isometric like zomboid

[charred nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fPM0KvKQt28?si=NI4VfyGpm39NYfgW

This should be skif

[jade kraken]

Is it confirmed skif is a godly entity?

[burnt bridge]

Ngl that’s fire

[teal shadow]

Mfs in the zone will goon to any woman they see🙏

[hallow magnet]

Wasssah everyone

[stable warren]

bruh i just helped strider and hes still marked as yellow on my map ): did i not do enuf for bro?

[naive nymph]

why is monolith literally just a goy beam

[tame panther]

Ever installed the Hip Kardashian mod...

[lament mortar]

How do I remove the yellow dot on the tutorial tab? I have already checked everything. It's driving me nuts!

[dusky pawn]

Rep is faction based and honestly idk how it works
Its either something to do with monetary exchange at traders or quests

[keen terrace]

Why didn't you just ask us, I mean, we were in vc for some time. But we I mean ua mods, for example

[gleaming ember]

man. finally gonna have a proper build to run this game. 40h on my RX580 was playable but man finally i can play it like it was intended lmao, gotta wait for monday for parts to arrive first smh

[woven hound]

Is there any leaks or information about possible DLC price?

[proven hollow]

mol1t really just warmed us up with a teaser to then reveal a bugfix, this man i swear

[charred nova]

For the bit

[proven hollow]

it was a very cringy bit though

[sturdy verge]

[pure kernel]

Performance is stable now?

[lament mortar]

Is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 woke?

[proven hollow]

yes, monolith rights such as the right to the zone, the right to shoot everyone in the zone, the right to free living under the glory of the Monolith and the right to unify everyone under the auspicious equality of the Monolith are major themes in the game, this concludes in a very progressive tone where the oppressed zone eventually overcomes the evil bourgeoisie (ward) and shows the world that the discriminated minority (Monolith) is in fact the only righteous and just path.

[lament mortar]

Not woke enough, which faction is the gay?

[proven hollow]

Ward

[lament mortar]

So they're the gay bourgeois

[proven hollow]

no u

[lament mortar]

That's something a monolith gay bourgeois would say

[proven hollow]

eww, u woke

[stable warren]

i mean i got him to join freedom and im allied with all of them except strider ig

also can companions/support heal over time? i dont want my boy vano dying on me fr

[pastel latch]

Hello stalkers

[carmine star]

Ello stalker

[main jewel]

20~ bucks

maybe 10-20

average dlc cost for dlcs like this

[stark marsh]

You know things are going combat theme 3 when You hear
VISUALE CONTAK

[dusky pawn]

Ohh you are playing COP lmao nvm

[charred nova]

[still current]

[proven hollow]

wdym gsc like money it'll be 30 bucks at least

[charred nova]

It will be 80 bux

[still current]

Nah

If I'm to guess, it'll be around 25~17$

[dusky pawn]

Id expect the first one to also potentially be cheaper than the 2nd one

[still current]

Or vise versa

[lament pelican]

30 dollars is justified if DLC adds ~15-20 hours of gameplay

[wicked magnet]

I want crafting/survival mechanics

[lament pelican]

there are mods for that

[marble gyro]

Morning

[proven hollow]

you're wrong

[lament pelican]

but yeah, some level of crafting in the base game would be nice

imagine if Skif can craft his own suite

[smoky hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-hitting-cat-cat-punching-cat-cat-slapping-cat-orange-cat-hitting-cat-gif-6585435513579432745

[stable warren]

do i needa find all documents in x8? it says i can leave but i dont wanna have to come back ts so spooky

[still current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188461429683134565/1311348835947122708/dalinlike.gif

[proven hollow]

@waxen marten you can't do this to us though, tease us with a little patch reveal and then only say that a bug will be fixed, this is bullying

[waxen marten]

we always start from small things

[stark marsh]

Strelok vs scar in a nutshell

I found funny in a vs they put endurance point to scar lmao

I'll doubt that after all what strelok went between Clear Sky and SoC

[proven hollow]

can't you start with a slightly less small thing?

[stark marsh]

"he tanked 3 emissions"
Strelok literally survived a truck explotion and Even being hit with a thunderbolt

At the same time

[stable warren]

aye in cop, why couldnt they just... walk out the zone..? like the guide who brings them us out of pripyat couldve brought all them to skadovsk then from there it shouldve been a lot safer no?

[stark marsh]

It became a chaos land

CoP is more an epilogue after the events of SoC

It happens after the fail of operation Bridge

[stable warren]

Yeah but like degtyarev was able to get into zaton… if the guide brings them back to zaton then out the zone

[lament pelican]

can we at least expect the poltergeist bug to be fixed in 1.9?

[stark marsh]

He is going undercover alike SO they don't know he is a military

[main jewel]

momlet can we get a little bigger

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-gif-5377699542763594656

[main jewel]

we can only hope

CAUSEE GOODDD LORDDD

i better only see like 4 bloodsuckers

from 1.9 to 2.0

i saw like 400 through the last two patches with their spawns

[stark marsh]

Where is combat theme 3 update for stalker 2

[main jewel]

cossacks 3 stalker update

we want a cossacks 3 gun in stalker 2 pls

[stable warren]

yeah but like, once he found out where they were, take the military back the same way he came in. make them wear loner clothes or smth

[stark marsh]

Imagine going full pumped with that ost in Stalker 2

[main jewel]

i think they have guns

i dunno

i only know of the name

[proven hollow]

a second egg has hit the zone

[main jewel]

if not then give us a spear

[marble gyro]

Burer spawn fix

[main jewel]

i like the random burer

[waxen marten]

it might get slower since we are considering sharing key details in one place a bit later, will see

[marble gyro]

Oh hey Mol1t hope the evening or day has gone well

Nothing to report

[main jewel]

oh okay argh

then i shall wait on my post

[stable warren]

bruh vano my goat why he dissapear ):

[main jewel]

he ate too much food

he popped

it was sad to see

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-limbus-company-sancho-gif-1708613006492832765

[still current]

Jack kidnapped hin...

He demanded a Ransom and no one answered

So he offed him

That's why he's not present anymore

[marble gyro]

Calamity damage

[charred nova]

Yah bro died

I blasted his head off

[proven hollow]

Good

[marble gyro]

Time for more resident evil

[harsh jungle]

turns out we are not forced to watch the pokemon presents

[marble gyro]

Says you, they have me at gunpoint

[harsh jungle]

you mean the kid at the program that I’m at?

the one that willingly puts zip ties in his mouth?

[marble gyro]

I was more so talking about security

[harsh jungle]

oh bamboozled

[stable warren]

bro im lowkey doing the evacuation mission and sokolov js stands there aimlessly not moving. waddo i do? 😭

ive tried reloading the save, previously there was some other guy who just stood there next to him, and by reloading he follows the team but this pilot guy js stands still

nvm now everyone is just standing there staring into blank space

nah i lowkey cant progress cus this guy just wont move

[jade kraken]

Do you guys sleep in timezones?

[maiden river]

guys please help me with this: i have some visual issues with the brightness i am unable to see something if i am outside and aim into a building window its pinch black and also when i am inside a building i am seeing really bright colours outside

[random plank]

@jade kraken

[random plank]

i sleep in my bed honestly

[maiden river]

can you please share your settings or what fixed it for you because defult settings have the same problem

[violet bloom]

me too bro

[random plank]

hi fellow duck

[violet bloom]

yoooo

[random plank]

nice profile decoration

[violet bloom]

thanks, i got it for free using orbs 🙂

[visual mortar]

the q

[dusky pawn]

Me when someone says S2 is buggy

[random plank]

haha i will buy that too but im too impatient i keep buying 3 day nitro

[violet bloom]

damn

[random plank]

🩷🩷

[stable warren]

i lowk feel bad bruh the slideshow at the end telling me how much i messed yanov station up ;-;

[violet bloom]

quack (idk what else to say)

[random plank]

it's ok ducky, i like you

[violet bloom]

gifs dont work 🙁

[visual mortar]

DUDE

[random plank]

thanks

[violet bloom]

uhhhh

[visual mortar]

probably shouldn't send that

[random plank]

especially when you are a moderator

[visual mortar]

now what is that supposed to mean

[dusky pawn]

The ending slideshow ? Or do you get one after crossing the tunnels

[frigid hill]

3thical has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[stable warren]

The ending

[dusky pawn]

Damn you just rushed through pripyat then lol

Did you atleast talk to zulu ?

Actually was zulu even with you ?

[marble gyro]

I sense something

[proven hollow]

is it an egg?

[marble gyro]

No

[cedar oriole]

What the force?

[main jewel]

GANG

FISHING IN STALKER 2

#1404418274904510586 message

[rain pond]

today?

[proven hollow]

BAN THAT MOD AND THAT MAN

[main jewel]

NO

KYNE STAYS

THE FISHS ARE COOL

heres the vanilla stalker 2 fish

[floral elm]

https://tenor.com/view/death-meme-memedeath-emoji-discord-emoji-gif-3333488701315454362

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/death-meme-memedeath-emoji-discord-emoji-gif-3333488701315454362

[floral elm]

Thank you

[stable warren]

Damn I checked the wiki. Apparently there’s a lot of side quests I missed in cop.

[dusky pawn]

These mfs grow to almost 3m irl so in the zone a 10m wouldnt be ridiculous

[bronze rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-unrealengine-unrealengine5-my-beloved-ue5-gif-12837168120580381014

[main jewel]

true

but the fish is actually normal size for them or a bit higger in stalker 2

the image is just a weird close up

hes not actually crazily big

[jade kraken]

I tried to play stalker 2 and nothing happened

[proven hollow]

eat a florp, peel a florp, roast a florp, flambe a florp, slice a florp, bake a florp, saute a florp, fry a florp, boil a florp

[jade kraken]

How to know when comedy reaches its peak

[dusky pawn]

Ohh ik just saying these could basically be a genuinely scary mutant

[jade kraken]

I want the catfish from metro exodus

[marble gyro]

Dyslexia has me believing you said something else

[jade kraken]

"I got banned for saying gg five times"

[odd sky]

Hello 👋

[hollow briar]

hello, is there a "searching for mods / videos / whatever" dedicated channel down here somewhere?

so the requests for help don't get lost too fast?

[stoic sinew]

hello

[smoky hawk]

you have a #❔┃seeking-for-advice

[sudden rapids]

67

[hollow briar]

made a post: #🤨┃stalker_memes message

hope some kind soul keks and helps

[turbid perch]

I don't think so but I could be wrong. Lemme check

Maybe you're looking for #mods-help-center #en-mods-general #1389175453297803354

[main jewel]

nooo

[visual mortar]

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[visual mortar]

hello user

[jade kraken]

Tamsnapple

[visual mortar]

hello f

[jade kraken]

If i showed up at your house would you shoot me?

[visual mortar]

probably not

I'd probably invite you in for a drink

depends on your demeanor

[jade kraken]

Drink of what?

[visual mortar]

idk whatever i have

soda

juice

water

[jade kraken]

What if i was cracked up on herion and meth?

[visual mortar]

canola oil

[visual mortar]

I'd shoot you

[jade kraken]

My man

[violet dune]

dont forget acid

no fun without acid

[fickle hill]

May I interest you in Peanut butter oil

[jade kraken]

Give this man a true

[ruby gale]

No

[robust pendant]

if there is something that stalker taught me, that is to not get close to acid

[gentle marten]

We were supposed to get some info on the patch yesterday... Anyone knows what the hell is wrong again?

[dusky pawn]

Bases are worse

[jade kraken]

Give this man a false

[ruby gale]

No

[jade kraken]

Give this man a false

[robust pendant]

They didn't mention they would post the details daily

[gentle marten]

So... It's been months since the last patch, people have been waiting for something, maybe even getting hyped for new content or features, the CM announces that the info drop begins in a day and the only thing he drops is... a tease of some basic bugfix?

[maiden river]

guys when i aim with a scope its black i only see the red arrow how to fix that

[fervent island]

A TFF or OPF font of stalker 2011 potentially doens't exists, seems be a edited font using as base the one in the promotional images of S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Oblivion Lost and i found somehow a DDS adapted to X-Ray that seems a recreation of the font of the announcement image of 2018 but as it's a DDS and not a TFF or OPF i couldn't use it, perhaps i will manage to port it to TFF

[marble gyro]

???

[odd sky]

Hello 👋

[jade kraken]

Hi anetta, why are you not normal

[odd sky]

It's moderators fault

[jade kraken]

Maybe you're not normal

[odd sky]

Yep, I'm weird

[mystic temple]

Same

[visual mortar]

.. .j
well im m
not

im fricjeb awesome

[charred nova]

but how do we know you are awesome

can you provide some sort of proof

[visual mortar]

someone KILL this guy

[hoary crest]

You're a mod, do it yerself 😄

[visual mortar]

hey jack, I'm awesome

[meager crag]

Do the thing

[ruby gale]

It'll be a hate crime to kill me now

[visual mortar]

you know because you were so inspired that you used my pfp

[visual mortar]

i uhhh

hey guys im Tampico

[meager crag]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-samus-paulicelli-66samus-incorrect-no-way-gif-17257183

[odd sky]

I'm weird, no proof needed

[meager crag]

Hope you're proud of that

[ruby gale]

Being weird is awesome ig, look at all the cringe tiktok trends

[visual mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/international-polar-bear-day-protect-the-arctic-save-the-bears-tenor-gif-5676474183480300435

[charred nova]

weird is just different flavors of autism

[visual mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/rb-rubidium-periodic-table-37-element-37-37th-element-gif-11999891589654690659

[charred nova]

some people have train autism some people have car autism other people have tractor autism

[odd sky]

Today I spend some time with @thorn orbit and @glossy dagger they can say few things about me

[meager crag]

Good for them

[visual mortar]

spend time with Tampico... :(

[meager crag]

Eh

[odd sky]

We were on a exhibition

[meager crag]

Neat

[charred nova]

like irl?

[odd sky]

Yes

[charred nova]

ay

thats epic

[thorn orbit]

They don’t believe you again?

[meager crag]

I don't care tbf

[odd sky]

Who changed my nickname again

[hoary crest]

Moderator abuse 😄

[meager crag]

Dunno, but the name's inaccurate fr

[charred nova]

I'd say its pretty accurate

[meager crag]

Says you

[charred nova]

wdym says me

[thorn orbit]

Finally confirmed

[hoary crest]

Somethingsomething, shortass, no girls, somethingsomething 😄

[meager crag]

Says you

[visual mortar]

says you

[meager crag]

Says me

[visual mortar]

waiy

[visual mortar]

no

says jack

FUCK

[meager crag]

Yeee

[charred nova]

[visual mortar]

says you

[charred nova]

mfs really destroying my whole life like that fr

[meager crag]

What life?

[charred nova]

[visual mortar]

owned

[charred nova]

so true

[visual mortar]

Jack how can you recover

[meager crag]

Ez

Realize it's me who said it

[odd sky]

Who changed my nickname

Again

[charred nova]

i have a strong reason to believe it may have been crimson

[meager crag]

Bruh wat

Y u so mean

[charred nova]

lmao

[visual mortar]

hurhhmnn

[meager crag]

Tampico, when are you getting typing lessons?

[visual mortar]

qhatr do yodu eman."._?

[meager crag]

What?

Bro I can't read that

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-false-fact-check-false-keepstock-gif-17821176312366660180

[robust pendant]

They did say "starting with smaller details", so yeah hehe

[meager crag]

(Damn, he's onto me)

[thorn orbit]

Omg Madame Annette

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-gif-5377699542763594656

[charred nova]

what up lexa

[jade kraken]

His greed will be his downfall

[sharp sierra]

Completed the dlc is medulins door supposed to be locked or is he on the roof?

[main jewel]

hi

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bunny-dessert-spank-jiggly-bunny-jiggly-gif-25255921

beats u

[charred nova]

mean

[main jewel]

oh

im sooo sleepyyy

[odd sky]

Omg

[proven hollow]

go to sleep then

[fierce nexus]

[jade kraken]

Glorp

[fierce nexus]

Oh yeah

[jade kraken]

I love glorp

[fierce nexus]

Yee

[visual mortar]

any bald people in here

[jade kraken]

Look in a mirror

[winged glen]

Wild

[visual mortar]

yeah i look pretty good

anyway is there any bald people here

[jade kraken]

You got a beard to match?

[visual mortar]

oh yeah

are you bald

[jade kraken]

I have long hair

[visual mortar]

darn

well I'll look elsewhere

[jade kraken]

Why you want a bald man

[visual mortar]

I didn't specify man

[jade kraken]

Why do you want a bald person

[visual mortar]

i have an inquiry

[stuck seal]

Has anyone else noticed that spark still goes into malachite even when they don’t control it, and no one stops them?

Also I may or may not be bald

[winged glen]

Yall im halfway through stalker im sad 😭

[stuck seal]

Halfway through stalker 2?

[winged glen]

Yea

[stuck seal]

What’s sad about the halfway point? I mean there’s a lot of sad things in terms of the gameplay at that point but what specifically has you sad

[winged glen]

Bc I spoiled it for myself and I know what’s gonna happen to strider 😔

[stuck seal]

Imma be real, them removing a lot of characters wasn’t a big deal for me. Sure they can leave the characters be, but if they involve them in the story, everyone having a happy ending just doesn’t fit stalker

[winged glen]

Yea I get that but I like Strider I’m not complaining on how the story goes I love it so far but I like strider so it’s still a lil sad

[stuck seal]

The stalker trilogy introduced these characters, and gave them their own stories, their own hardships, stalker 2 isn’t about them though, it’s a new story, a new time, it’s not about the old characters

[winged glen]

I get that I’m just saying

[stuck seal]

I do agree, some characters should’ve been left alone, but of course, we’re not GSC writers

[winged glen]

He

Yea*

[jade kraken]

Its about skif and his genocide to get a new apartment👍

[stuck seal]

Reclaiming his apartment has taken skif to places he wouldn’t even go to with a gun

[jade kraken]

Completely reasonable and fair crashout

[stuck seal]

The ward ending would be so messed up if the keys he’s given is literally the keys to another apartment and not an actual house

[jade kraken]

I love that ending but fck the ward

[winged glen]

I hope I get the good ending

[stuck seal]

Don’t worry, you’ll definitely get the good ending, no doubt about it

[winged glen]

I hope soooo 😀

[stuck seal]

You’ll love the good ending

[winged glen]

Isn’t there two

[stuck seal]

Nope, just one good ending, and you’re gonna get it

[winged glen]

Manifesting this rn

[opal jay]

Hi guys

[jade kraken]

Yooo lil curt whats up

[opal jay]

Hi florp, im just chilling and drawing

Wby

[jade kraken]

Thats sick lil curt

[jade kraken]

I'm playing space marine 2 with the hb

[opal jay]

Nice

[jade kraken]

Chat been dead today

[stable warren]

just started s2, is the ward just the military?

[marble gyro]

I have finished re9

All files found, all mr raccoons shot, I still got it

Only took me 17 1/2 hrs

Damn that was a game

[charred nova]

It’s been almost 3 months no update everyone gotten tired of this goofy ah game

Why you gotta come down to the off topic garage

WE BALLING IN THERE

[jade kraken]

No go fck yourself i asked someone to tell me about their car and they ignored me im not going back there

[sterile radish]

basically the “police of the zone”, IPSF are the guys you’re looking for

[charred nova]

He fucken aura farmed on your ass

Explain your build ignore user to assert dominance

[hoary tundra]

Freedom?... 👀

[charred nova]

Yah freedom driving a car with a manual gear box

[main jewel]

raor

[charred nova]

Boop

[main jewel]

me trying to find a new bad banner

[charred nova]

Is that like bad apple

But a banner

[main jewel]

no

look at my banner

[charred nova]

I know I was trying to be funny

[stuck seal]

The ward is the military inside of the zone, they work with the IPSF and follow SIRCAAs goals

[opal jay]

What do you have in mind for a new one

[main jewel]

i aint telling you gangalang

[opal jay]

This reminds me, i should choose a banner

I'm thinking erich honecker

[jade kraken]

Not without nitro

[stuck seal]

Even though if you work with ward, IPSF still attacks you. Despite skif being well known enough that random ward grunts don’t question him, and skif basically can just use up the wards budget by getting good gear and repairs, yet for some reason korshunov doesn’t share this information with local IPSF???

[opal jay]

🙁

[charred nova]

I’ve had this banner for like 5 years

Maybe I should change it

[opal jay]

Who runs discord

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Some furry guy

[jade kraken]

Someone who want be alive much longer

[opal jay]

Whats his full name

[charred nova]

Idk dude look it up on google

Some guy named Jason citron

[jade kraken]

Gonna end up like a certain healthcare ceo if things keep up like this

[opal jay]

Just checked his early life

[charred nova]

Dude fucken named citron

[jade kraken]

Discord protects pdfs thats all you need to know

[opal jay]

Check his early life on Wikipedia, its not surprising at all

[charred nova]

Yah I see that

Bro not beating the allegations

💀

[jade kraken]

Send him and david bazucki to china, they have the death penalty for those types now

[charred nova]

I think you miss understand

Alright let’s not talk about this anymore

This is playing with fire

[main jewel]

pow

new banner

and a backup just incasw

[jade kraken]

Speaking of not beating allegations

[opal jay]

Anime person

They all look the same nowadays, anime

[main jewel]

dude

watch this

I AM A GOONERRR

I AM A GOONERRR

[charred nova]

No no no

[main jewel]

they arent allegations if they arent true bro

[charred nova]

No talking about gooning in general chat

[main jewel]

are

[jade kraken]

I regret speaking

[main jewel]

im just saying unclator

tample tinkle just dmed me

[opal jay]

Gooners erwache!!

[charred nova]

What he say