#☢┃stalker-general
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huh?
You can change it individually for this server only
I remember 3 minute slowmode
nitro thing only
i remember seven hour slowmode for crimson only
Thank you discord
Reason: Bad word usage
@fading shuttle you gotta change it my friend
dman.
....
...
Get wolfed
Never happened 
what's wrong with a completely covered cleavage though?
AAAUHHH WHO PUT THIS SLOWMODE IN PLACEEE
How does it feeeeel
It makes pweople feel weally uncomfy-womfy
"cleavage" inherently implies its not completely covered 
people dont like it
crimson gets excited when he sees it
damn like y'all never walked outside during summer time 

dude
bro
Dude thisnis discord
*Lexa
true
Looking for an alternative rn I will. Got banned from 2 servers today before I even got to type so thanks for the time
Didn't realise this was such a christian minecraft server 
I'm completely ruined
aaauhg
My reputation destroyed
Robo unlike you I don't stare at tits whenever i see a woman
this slowmode is gunnaa killllllll meeeeeeee

Ayo film it
lemme see something actually
Am I the only one here that always had slowmode?
neither do i which is why i don't mind the pfp 
Sin be like "uhh its always been that way"
For me yeah
cause i remember thre being a new discord role change that made peole with power not be able to bypass slowmode
i read it in my server
Tragic
but there's no face
Aye, because y'all aren't supposed to have slowmode fr
its so people cant bypass things or something like that
oh
idk i like it better this way
True
and the new update is today
Wait fr??? Sheeeeet sign me up unc
It grounds them to how it is to be a regular chatter
Slow mode makes things more smooth
why would they change that
said literally no one
It's Discord
I WAS FUCKIN RIGHT
1 minute slow mode for all the mods!
Pretty sure slowmode is for servees with dozens of people trying to talk at once
Welp, time to call mommy
HAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA
I second this
OHHHHH ADMINSSSSS PLEASE CONFIGURE THE ROLES
Better than moving at mach f*ck
and five minutes for the egg 
Huh guess Lexa wasn't having a schitzo episode afterall
sorry im already on the phone with her
Problem is, I don't know if mommy can help us
i want mommy
Depending on if mommy is on vacation or not
who is my mother
cant you fix roles or something
Chad, hope you can fix this vro
are you calling mol1t mommy
oh you mean molly
Lexa
No, I can only mute you
oh
m dog
calling the big bad mod mommy are we?
do i ping mol1t
Yeah, Mol1t is my mom apparently?
what do you prefer mum
mcculkin is online
Lexa is more like one of those seductive aunts you see in every sitcom 
Slowmode for mods might be the biggest news since clav got mogged by the ASU frat leader
I was thinking perverted cousin you avoid
CRAZZZZZY
best patch we got in a while

the fuckinwhatnow?
I agree, mods need to SHUT their damn mouths
Scared her away
oi now that's just rude
some people should just stay quiet
gang
You said it, i just said what you were really thinking
i am younger than most people here
some thoughts shouldn't leave your head
Like I said, perverted cousin you avoid
time to go to bed, and @dreamy dagger relax pls
Oh shit!! I gotta get back
Are you assuming people here are like 40 😭😭
not a crazy assumption
half the active chat are 30+
cause they are
Well, whether or not you're an adult depends on your culture as well 
the youngest you could possibly be is 18 dude

Stalker is like a fine bourbon, us old heads love on it. Did you guys like the book stalker is based on too or naw
its alright
the writing is very strange
It also depends in when you turn 18🤷♂️ some 18 year olds are younger than others
shut up
Theres no need for hostility

Half of us are old farts with back pain
Oh you just fck uped BIG time pal BIG time, you did NOT just insult me in my native language
Cubblel berbu keeber neep norp bir dee
Hes COOKED dude COOKED
@fierce nexus GET GLORP RIGHT NOW
Back to my station at work now I can goof off for the next 2hrs
woah dude no need to call in the gang no need to get serious
Glib gerb fob zob calib zoeg zverb clib clib ZIB ZAAAAAB ZOOOORB
Nah bro im phoning ALL the gleebs
Gonna smite you with a gleeb ray
Alright, im getting out of here early, I have things I actually want to do today and discord is distracting
Yeah same i haven't met my daily alcohol quota
I just need to burn through ride 6 to unlock the supersonic Playlist so I can buy the ninja h2r

What's going on round here
Bro is getting glorped on fr
He insulted me in OUR language
Its okay tho i threatened him with a gleeb ray and he ran away
im gunna glorp someone
I felt a disturbance, now i leave
meow
I know all about glorping
who is the glorpee
Good luck queen 
Can't wait to go home
i gotta do some arts n crafts
I want to play some stalker clear sky
You should get fire emblem heroes three houses
The good one or the bad one?
fire emblem three houses
Oof
i kinda wanna beat the golden deer route tbh but i keep abandoning it
The bad ones
what bad ones?
Ah well, you do you
WHAT BAD ONES
Fire emblem engage was pretty bad, but three houses was actually close to path of radiance quality
i beat engage once
I have yet to beat engage
never again
i still have to beat the golden deer path but like.... what if the soundtrack comes out on the nintendo music app
maybe i will after this blue lions run
i need to replay the trilogy for the umpteenth time
poke
Gleeb
I was called
I was stright up GLEEBING
My thang and by my thang haha lets just say
My zorb
Ahaha is this thing on?🎤
Am i mutted?🎙
purring
What da hell
:(
Did you just purr at me?
Well not anymore 😒 and it wasn’t at you Heaven forbid I feel content
You pinged me purring what else am i supposed to think
Shit my bad b
You good twin?
Game with Dave confirmed testing is going to start soon
What do you all want to see tested?
Your patience
I have plenty
We shall see
If I didn't have patience then I wouldn't be able untie fishing lines when it would get caught from another douchebag casting his line over mine while I'm fighting a bass
Maybe he wanted your number?
Or when I'm out hunting deer, calm and collected, every shot counts
Hope it's with a .270
30-06
Is that a welding stick that I don't know of where the trick is to sharpen the ends when it's at a certain length and loaded with gunpowder into a mag fed musket?
30-06 is like 180 grain, extremely versatile
Oh

Dislocate jaw and eat shoe whole
The lion is about to get a DUI
Wasssssup everyone
How about...
NO
Huh ?
Lost in context
Lost in the sauce
Every day I'm closer to believing I might be one of the youngest people here
Someone know if there available tff or opf versions of the fonts used in the promotional images of Stalker 2?, the older ones, not the font from the release game.
Im searching if there available fonts of the fonts used in Stalker 2 (2011) title and in the announcement image of 2018
More like a dinosaur
I died and didn’t save 😭
CNPP is just staring at me in the distance
I want to go so badly but the radiation wall is kicking my ass
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage
No and the update wont come in a long time
okay screw you then
And even then, it wont be co-op, confirmed by the devs
douche
How to be socially weird in 3 seconds:
Also he was being honest
no need to be rude dude i just joined and you have been a A hole
He took that shit to heart
I wasnt rude in the slightless
I was literal
you accusing me of not having friends
????????
What????
He's ragebaiting
Like a 2/10 ragebait
yeah im leaving, i joined 5 minutes ago and i can tell that this place has satans hold on it
When the multiple is playing
I think gsc makes bot accounts to get you guys riled up
peace
Pfft, whatever man
Whatever floats your boat
When the gsc is riling
lol
Success
I think bro was the one possessed all along
@frigid hill is a cucklord
Wolf is a bot
When the filtering is Wolfing
Was this guy here before or am I heaving a head injury de ja vu?
Pfft, whatever man
I'll protect

Take his boots
Roger
Take his RAM
Dibs on the GPU
dibs on everything else
So who’s ready for the future where the graphics card is gonna be the cheapest part of the rig at this rate 
Searching for candidates
no, multiplayer is possibly one of gscs like least concerns
gsc probably said that to get people hyped ngl
Even then I’m still of the position they should nuke multiplayer & make a third DLC
Or just give me more attachments and guns
true
More guns yes
Attachment bloat no
Also more dynamic encounters and not the occasional schizo I gotta shoot this dog out of his fur antics
Oh boy
i love tons of attachments dough, so much customization
OXA and mods? Dope for them
I barely use anything other then the Acog in vanilla
WHATTTTTTTTTT ACOGGG BOYYYY
hope ur toenail is sliced off
Bye
Pfft, whatever man
thats so boring
Idgaf 
If I want a shooter with a bunch of attachments I boot up insurgency
eh well i like using different things
yea sin is gunn ban hom
or kick or something 💔
I’m just of the opinion 46 different two time zooms is just bloat
oh mute
I'm not that serious cmon
infinite mute on accident 💔
Show where they hide their RAM
oxa has.. like a bunch of uh 1x, a few 2x, a 3x, a couple 4x’s and a couple 8x’s
I use OXA Lexa 
Acog vanilla ice cream
The lion needs more alcohol
Ahaha i looove dying light 2!! My favorite part was when my 100+ hour legend level 200 account had its data corrupted for no reason!
The fact you put 100+hrs on DL2 is shocking
I loved the parkour it was so much fun
I like the parkour in The first DL, DL2 made Aiden look superhuman
I mean he was😂
He was pretty much part volatile as a human
Also I hated this mechanic and it's personal preference, the stamina at launch, and the fact that you can't stay in the dark too long even if it's a tiny shadow
Combat was fun
The stamina was pretty dumb, much better once you got infinite
Story could be.....infinitely better and not boring
Yeah it was kinda all over the place, main villian was kinda dumb with the sister shit especially
Also the terrain, and buildings didn't feel like buildings, they felt like training obstacle courses that were not native to the environment
Broo i loved the sections when adien went feral tho, i wanted that as an ability for the longest time
The climb able pannels felt so goofy
And at launch GUNS TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE OF POLITICS????? Cmon..really
I’ve got good news for you with the new Dying Light 
The beast is awesome
I know what im buying when i get money
Feels like DL1 all over again only you are a powerhouse maniac
Volatiles are still the kings of the night though lmao
DL2 was fun to hop on run around and listen to music whenever i felt like shit tho
They weren't before they got buffes in dl2😂 i would farm them for xp
Oh I’m nearly at legend level 20 & they still beat my ass
Oh what I did not like about DL2 the most, when they introduced timed events that are now permanent, the fact that you can get infinitely swarmed by runners because of a misclick and you weapon hits the wall is wild
You can stand and fight but you will never slaughter them by the hundreds like DL1
They used to be push overs but they got a major buff, you could just farm them infinite in a chase if you had a good weapon
Even on the hardest diff
I miss cheesing volatiles with high pillars, they would fall to their deaths, now they have super spit that one shots you
The spit is so damn dumb why tf would they add that
The spit was in DL1 
Because they didn't want players to get too powerful in the beginning
Like the first time volatiles showed up, you could cheese the heck out of them and instantly reached max in one night
It’s not new, they just buffed the living shit out of it
They wanted the volatiles to be a "force to he reckoned with" but instead they lazily made them cheap
Exactly you used to be able to farm them for an entire night straight
Like if a volatile glitches on a terrain it will automatically spit at you because it cannot reach you
And even if it's not your fault, they will just wait there and spit at you
Oh and cheesing them with UV lights near settlements??? Not anymore because they can spit
I found one in the middle of a random building I would cheese them on😂
Don't get me wrong I like dl2, I just did not like the choices they end up with at the end of it's dev cycle
Lets not forget when they said there would be areas revealed or locked off depending on story actions and it was just some sunken area at the end of the game with a few inhibitors you could just dive to get
Type of dog the neighbor will see and call the cops cause you left them outside
Rude
Oh that pissed me off the most
Well, technically the X-Labs and Pripyat are included, but yeah
We talking about dying light 2😂
I just realized we now have slow mode in general chat
Also. Why is Pripyat suffering from setpiece syndrome and is barely explorable
HAHAHAHA
Oh my bad lel
I feel like my god like powers have been stripped away
Man.......the cope for a good zombie game is so high right now......I really want RE9 to be my ace in the hole
How does it feel to he with the peasant class?
Literally never chatting in this place again
I think you were the only one😂
I think it's intentional, because they wanted to make the player wait till they brought it to life in the 6th dlc
You joke, but I really do hope it gets a huge expansion at somepoint
Is an iconic place, it deserves it
Dude I just want CNPP
Also yes tbh
I’m gonna need to beg mol1t to remove our slow mode what’s the point of moderating here otherwise
It's ten seconds Jack
10 seconds too long
Becauseeeee the immersive experience of speaking like a new chatter?
Yah all that time wasted I could be owning people in this chat
Ooooh ts tuff in the zone
Not sure I've ever seen you own anyone compared to some of the other regulars 😂
You have been demoted to Peasant, all of your tools will be downgraded to ‘barely stable scrap’ in ten minutes 
10 trillion K to repair
Anyway, I'm gonna go back to torturing my neighbours with grubby basslines. (their dog barks constantly for 3 hours every night)
Imagine being a mod, but you have to ban people Via a voting system
I’m not as ruthless as vasim this is true
Like you can't just hit the red button anymore
Guy said a slur? Time to vote!
I’d rig every vote heavily
Rig every vote like the council in tamriel against orcs
So this is how liberty dies
And argonians free will
HOW do you not know the quote that is an oldhead quote
I messing with you😭
i already notified mol1t
Huzzahhh!!
Mol1t will save us I have faith
apparently mol1t is a mommy
Ooof man, I can feel these meds the quack of a doc gave me for my fever
Yes mol1t is the server mother
FREE THE UPPER CLASS
And we are the loving children
Mol1t is gonna skin you all 
God i cant type with my fat chud fingers
what if i was the mother and mol1t was the grandma
This wasn’t my idea it’s crimsons
Says you, I'm adopted
So was my dad
Ooooooooooof that one hurt
uuuhhppmmmhhh……… ough imm shooo full!!!…
i cant eat another bite!
Too close to home
Shut up foid larping as chud you'll never reach true worthless femcel status like me
My brain had a stroke, what?
guys he hasnt seen what im like in my home
You asked for it
Don’t tell them please
You mean on a daily basis?
Im more of a fat worthless slob chud than you
There could be children watching
yeaaaa
maine fuck dem kids im kidding
Yo same bro, I'm fat as hell
Foid alert
i love that video so much actually

i need to find it
DUDE THIS SLOWMODE IS PISSING ME OFF
IM SPAMMING THE SEND BUTTON LIKE ITS MAGICALLY GUNNA FO AWAY
Lmao
Damn...I could really go for something to eat right now
LARP
All this energy, is like...making me starved
I’ve got pulled pork in the fridge 
im so big
No seriously, I ca hear my stomach growling
I need to finish this championship but im so tired of these motard bikes
You're on the right
huh wha
Like I'm debating if I want to make a shrimp scampi, but I dunno if have any chardonnay left
You'll never be one of us
What?
Orrrrr I could grill up the tomahawk, and make a steam baked potatoes with onion chives and bacon pieces, and the second side would rice pilaf
Mmm, potatoes
And for desert, lava cake
Thick...chocolate....lava cake
Ughhhh...I'm soooo hungry!!!
Hunger got this man texting like a teenage girl😭
Shut the FCK up
Eh, not a fan of overly chocolate themed stuff
Worthless foid
I’m right
Dude I freaking love chocolate, I'm like Augustus gloop from willy Wonka, only not as fat
Go wander the burnt forest in your underwear
I've been eating less lately luckily enough, makes the recent exercising worth it
i do this except the burnt forest is my house
im so big and chuggly
I was looking up health stuff on burning cals and saw cortisol and lost my shit😭
This was known information
find the shit, its scared
LARP
Eh, ive just been sticking to 2,000 cals a day and light exercise before bed
you dont know
What does this even mean
he doesnt know
Hmmm...burger...
No Follower/Companion Mods yet right ya'll?
Maybe you're the non knower
BURGER?!
skibidi skibidi toilet
DID HE JUST SAY HIS LAST NAME IS BURGER
BURGER?? YOUR NAME IS BUGERR??? DO YOU COME WITH FRIES???? IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE???
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Shay has one in development
yea i did it wrong im sorry
Its okay you know ball
Glad to hear. Not sure if Rbwadle is still working on his iteration of it.
I haven’t heard from him in a minute
Hmmm brioche bun, toasted with light butter and garlic, crisp cut Roma tomatoes, romane lettuce, salt and pepper on the patty with a hint of my special seasoning....crisp bacon and a avocado slice
I dont like vegetables, like none at all except potatoes
Maybe carrots if prepared right
Ok gordan Ramsey
Yoooo he is my idol!! My passion for cooking came from watching him
I did also study at Le cordon bleu, well online courses anyways, it was like 2,000 round-trip to France and back
And 2,000 I did not have at the time
The unexpected lore
I wanted to be an iron chef at one point, but I lacked inspiration to create
So I just stuck with making whatever I saw fit and what striked my mood
Oh well, guess I'll just be a cop that likes to cook or lawyer or whatever
Your girl will be very happy tho
Yeah, one day
My moms bf cooks and she talks about all the time if he gets brought up
I wouldn't know hes been doing rehab after getting off his deathbed
Yo....my condolences man, prayers to a speedy recovery
Damn.
Yeah thanks, i barely even know the guy, other than that he's chill and the sneaking suspicion he's my moms plug
Mods, pull up the deleted message logs
No someone just said "what" then deleted it I thought it was funny
is leon and Ada still just friend in RE9?
i hate the way Japanese make game and anime
erm
they always make protagonist a no love person
mer
Oh so like something happened in between the events of 6 and death island, ada just went off the grid and leon never heard from her since
woah
dude.......
Hello stalkers
oh hey Michael
imagine tamptinkle if you had clones and they pulled up on this server like
Grand theft stalker 67 😂
He talks about her in Vendetta, but like never actually shows anymore interest than just being business partners
average life of a bandit
what would happen
i dunno bro
Truth nuke
dude really upvoted
Don't be rude.
There is also a lot of drinking involved
In fact, after ada found out she was cloned she made a promise to herself to continue to defy Umbrellas orders and take down the ceo, so most likely my Theory is that we'll know in the next Revelations
everyone one the mod team should become a clone of @visual mortar
I love updoot
that would be pretty cool wouldn't it
ill be Tamsnackle
I think its really funny

Lamsnapple
start the trend change your name
aye aye captain
Yeah, the story gets convoluted with the decisions made in the movies so I get where you are coming from
But game and anime are canon
Stalker? Did he say his mark was stalker? Does he come with a side of artifact!? 😂
But Fromsoft tho
Fromsoft just wants more poison swamps
i watched most classic 80s-90s animes
like ninja scroll
I'm not really a anime watcher, I mean only anime I ever truly watched and hated was Attack on titan
Is his middle name zone 😂
But that's cool tho, I heard the 80s 90s anime were pretty good
Finally decide to show your little head again huh

back off dude.... i got my Glorp to English dictionary
Istg whenever i leave everyone starts talking
Bro can't even speek gleeb he has to translate😭😂
It's 9pm
Lets feed lexa to a bloodsucker!
I speak Zeep which is a dialect
i dont wanna be sucked
Ayo FCK the zeeps
they dont like me anyway
hey nice pfp where'd you get it
Get this girl a false
I dunno its kinda dumb
woah dude... we aren't getting political now.mm
The zeeps deserve to burn and die
in stalker 2, highest tier exo armors still get decent protection stats after being 0 durability
typical Glorp, denying their war climes and antagonizing the innocent 
so i can just equip the best and most expensive exo
Dont make me get the gleeb ray again
and dont need to repair at all
One time I had a nightmare about the meowl and I felt bad
billions of Zeeps
this is something Michael would say
I was probeing your dreams my bad
the armor should be 0 protections at 0 durability
They deserved it
devs need to change this
dudem.....Feebu nurp fam
GLAB gloip flib zab ZIB ZIB ZIB
Okay Bill cosby
I feel horrible
Apples in the zone
Burger in the zone? 😅did he just say his last name is burger
DO YOU COME WITH A SIDE OF FRIES
IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE
i feel like im watching a foreign cultural custom
Even burger 😂
Bullies wet dream
Empty your back pack
Burger
BURGER??
I haaad the perfect video but NO GOD FORBID you gotta send THOUSANDS of messages to have image perms for NO reason, wanna post gore? HAVE FUN IN OFF TOPIC BECAUSE YOU GET PERMS THERE BUT GOD FORBID YOU GET THEM HERE thats would be outrageous to even consider and should be a permanent ban offense for even thinking, go ahead and stick a fcking neruolink in my head along with with C4 TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT IF I EVEN CONSIDER THAT HERASY FOR EVEN A SECOND ZONE FCKING FORBID its as bad as the fil es its worse even mol1t himself will personally sime you out and post it on live television and stream it on live on here BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW HORRIBLE IT IS
Hi lexa why did you delete your hi

yep
to get a screenshot
Of you saying hi florp?
oh hey whats up Tampico
hi
Oh my brain rotted away if you couldn't tell
pth
Brain has been rotted
My room is freezing, i feel nauseous, and im anxious, wheres jack Daniels when you need him
Hmm....stealth archer or....stealth archer vampire
Neither you nerd
Wild
Hi guys
hi curtis
hey curtis
Holy crashout
Yo lil curt
i thought curtis would never show up
I was busy
glad you could make it
It was deserved
hmmm
we saved you a seat
Thanks
Camsnapple
Yo call my boy by his street name lil curt
god i love tampico
omg why are there so many tampicos
tampico war
Guten abend
Bc its mid
Its gunna get real confusing
One is an egg one is purple and not an egg and one is red
oh hey what's up Iron guy
Because that makes it better
Because bread tastes better than key
Yo......bread sounds bomb right now
Matter of perspective, I quite liked the taste of key
Sheeeeeiiit im down for some key
Innit
Do yous wanna hear about the cool thing i saw today
Oh yeah?
At an opp shop i found an original bundesgrezshutz splinter camo jacket for 18 dollars
Some foid grabbed it first unfortunately
FOID ALERT
Spicked my cortisol
Police force jacket what?????
Lil curt mogged by a foid😭😭
Nah, 120 at most on ebay
im getting a cortisol spike from all the tampicos making me bald
I told her what it was instead of trying to get her to give it to me so hopefully that got me some thrift karma
Tell me why the official warframe sever, being a game with an INFINITE amount of freaks gooners and degens has OVER 200,000 more members than this server has image perms FOR FREE!! MAKE THAT MAKE SENSEEE i dont understand it. I need a face to face with gsc my cortisol IS SPIKED OFF THE CHARTS
Fck my chud life
I took a pic but i cant show,
EXACTLY
Jor jor well predicted this is 1784 or something
Getting kinda tired, think I'll head to sleep soon
dont go to sleep you will miss something
Dont worry nothing ever happens
Noo wait the server erp session is soon
Chudmaxxing
my profile downloaded bot can steal pfps
banners and other small but easily accessible info like user id
it awdokememem
you just doxxed chingus blaster 69
YES
oh i can also trace back emojis to the server they came from and i can steal emojis and stickers
Hmm
i can gamble woth it too
Discord pro vs discord noob
ALL IN ON RED🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💲💲💲
Does anybody here fw IFA wartburg perchance?
Guten nacht
let me see what my channel identifer does
Nein
OHHHH
it gives the channel id
i have such awesome mod tools
i can also see the server id too
verrryyy weird
T-1 day
i had id to time too
im guhna format your id into a time snowflake
hello 
I have no clue what that means but do it
okay
ohhhhh nevermind
i cant show this, it shows the exacr time you joined down to the second
Hello fellow duty enjoyer
and every past id youve had
Oh hell yeah whats wrong with that
thats what the “snowflake” means
people can do bad atuff with this data
Jeepers
i forgot my bot is a developer bot so i lowkirk forgot that it coukd do that
Can you dm it?
Yippe
Yes way
the scar emoji was created at 7/11/2019
Why is that surprising
7/11
I wish they had those in Kentucky
Tomato von Road Da Ketchup
is phsyical protection a capped stat or should i use artifacts to boost it even when it looks capped?
All stats visible in armor analysis are capped from what I know and phys prot is definitely capped
Sometimes when I get money I go to the shops and buy a blue v and a salami stick then go bushwalking or urban exploring and pretend I'm a stalker
Sometimes i lay down in the full bathroom tub partially submerged with a bunch of hotdogs floating around to pounce on to pretend im a crocodile
True
Do we have any info on the first dlcs release date. It should not be taking 2, nearly 3 years 💔
Im lowk gay but its late and chats dead so no one will ever see this
why not be highkey gay though
Got keep in the down low
I'm gay especially for jager (the guide at cement factory in stalker 2)
It would help if half the devs weren’t in blackouts every other day due to Kiev drone bombardment. Just saying.
Scoutmaster>whoever that is
Pipe down pally. Hes literally the best character in the entire game
Scoutmaster ? Yeah
No. .jager is...
Based 
Sub, eh? 
Jager is dooty though...
hes still beautiful and amazing....
imma go
go then
gonta was getting murked by bandits, talked to him to tajke us back to skadovsk and now hes in skadovsk just lying down and i feel bad but theres no prompt to give a medkit. do they get better on their own?
We are free once more
Idk if he does, but if he is in skadovsk, that should be all you should worry about
Ok
It now is
yauyy
still an egg
watch your self you might get scrambled
i gotta work on my knitting project but i also gotta work on my diamond art project
you might even get poached 
we are going out elephant hunting after all
time to do some arts n crafts
sm0l ears
im gunna poach you

yeah but i feel bad ):
What did it say?

Dont 
Lowk decided to load up the old save
This time his friend got hit and was dying in the ship;-;
I had the chance to heal him tho. Not the other bro for some reason…
My ultimate edition finally shipped, I ordered it over a year ago
Wdymw original ones?
What’s the deal with ultimate edition?
the original batch of the phyiscal pre orders that were europe exclusive
Bruh I never realised pseudogiants were a seperate mutant. I just assumed they were like buffed out flesh cus they lowk look the same
If only that logic also applied to the pseudodog and psy dog in HoC 
Oh yeah, they're not the same species btw. Flesh are mutated pigs, Pseudogiants' origins are unknown but they're most likely former humans 
I woke up but im tired so im going baxk fi bed, goodnight stalkera
guys i need help after i went to 2nd location (after lesser zone) then therer is a bloodsucker location with lots of bodies and there is a locked train room
i can't shoot the wooden plank from the roof because its pinch black any idea how to change the settings so i can see that
don't worry guys the real Tampico is here
oh hey what's up Tampico
Where?
okay dude....
Im the real tampon
The forbidden tea bag
You bought it two times?
Um no?
We need proof
Ima bleed on you
Aite
the frick
I have the standard edition but want to upgrade. Should I wait to see the price of the dlc and if it's cheaper buy it rather than upgrading my game to ultimate?
you're... so ... green
I am
im tickle tip
im ticklin my tip
i wish i had one
well technically
you having this is ironic
i dont stoop to the level of a goon, i am.... nuanced
I should get you one
i wish i could say what i want too
damn before you buy me shit?
i think its a little too much thouhh
Its awsome until you lay down on it
W WHAT i was warning you
wdym dude its freaking awesome
It snapping in half is not awsome

Are you never stiff?
its true
I experience minor brain death when i get stiff from lack of brain blood
Wait what that is not what i said
you implied it
by responding
are you never stiff
to the
"Stop living life" ahh hat
are you always stiff
Pretty sure we've all done that years ago vro 
Im not always stiff because every time i do get stiff i experience minor brain death
Siri, delete feelings
What you want one too
Guys since we're all the snapples we should all have a sleep over in a bounce house and watch Instagram reels together
We should give one to Lamsnapple 
She'd love it tbh
erm if we all have a sleep over ill feel like that one white girl on the couch with all the guys behind her image
@main jewel
Vro you'd absolutely look wicked with that cap
listen up chat
You can sleep at the top of the slide and we'll sleep in the big area
but what if i want the big area


Alright we'll all sleep on top of each other on the top of slide
the fuck
I'll use tamsnapple as my pillow
you're not getting within 5 meters of me
How can you do that if you're sleeping in the big area
we all float
your acting like the big area is 3 feet long
You have no choice on the bouncy castle
sure why not you aren't hostile to my people
We all are sleeping at the top of the slide which is small
hell ywa
Oh, you mean this one?
i created the snapple idea
so true
YEAAAA EXCEPT THIBIS SONMUCH MORE PEAK
Ikr
Tamsnapple is prisoner mark
im the main guy
tamsnapple is NOT prisoner mark
that would be sinister mark
Hmmm I'll be the one who misses his mommy
tragic
Hes cool
Went out for milk and never returned, eh?
mustache mark
Tragic
only dads do that
Dies to a yoyo btw
women already have the milk in them
Well, his mom was the exception apparently
You have perms dont pretend to be one of us peasants
YEAAA
This is outrageous im gonna riot
you wont be stiff anymore after im done with you (for context im ripping it off and cause the amoujt of blood thag comes outta you, youll lose even more brain function)
he's going to say something stupid in response
Erm lamsnapple wants to make me trans
how did you know tampico
i read people
i read books
i read people like
books
goon
still compiling data
your saying im a goon
something like that
when goon
Read the part where i leave this stupid cult
its all i got
bye
uncool
Im not drunk enough for this
gloop
this is LITERALLY the most tame chat
you'd be sober as fuck if we were talking about some of the other freaky shit
fix your priorities man
someone make this guy the color blue
I've been indoctrinated as a slave to the upperclass and i refuse to continue
Beeet
are you sure about your choice
You sound like the big yazz
WHERE
Hasn't been deleted by jack yet so id say its fine
ih uh ij i dont see it wher where
Literal chest butt
Jack is literally a closet gooner vro 
crimson i need a picture of your left pinky toe quick
Oh, you don't want that
I dont think he's very closeted
he's quite open about it 
You're the only one looking at the chest instead of the headpats
Nah vro, I'm looking at the total picture man 




