☢┃stalker-general

[main jewel]

dont cry 😢

[hybrid tangle]

I need to hug my duck 😭

[proven hollow]

at it again with the sexual harrasment

[hoary crest]

Careful, ducks are hideous animals

[proven hollow]

oi, go rinse your mouth

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

its a comforting hug

but balright

[hybrid tangle]

balright

[main jewel]

I ASKED BTW

[violet bloom]

stop or else i will make you eat the monolith

[proven hollow]

oi, we'll eat you!

[hybrid tangle]

Duck, you kinda ate half of it yesterday -_-

[hoary crest]

I''ll eat you if you're not careful, Im a fan of hoisin

[violet bloom]

he will eat the other half

[hybrid tangle]

Monolith kinda mid.

[smoky hawk]

I wish this channel was dead

[main jewel]

do you need a hug 😢 im sorry your so sad 😞

sigh

maybe this world will be in your favor soon

[hybrid tangle]

holy moly unemployed radiation from here.

[main jewel]

we can only hope 😢 😭

[proven hollow]

i wish we had something stalker related to talk about

[visual mortar]

I'll tell you all what duck did to me

[main jewel]

why is strelok balding and is he okay

[hybrid tangle]

Duck kinda ate his hair.

[proven hollow]

'cause he's over 30 spent half his life in a radioactive zone and, no, he's not okay

[hybrid tangle]

what could he possibly do.

[visual mortar]

he hid my elbow pipe

the one i use as a shoe

[violet bloom]

what?

[visual mortar]

you heard me

[hoary crest]

Hey, being over 30 doesnt mean you go bald, I'm not bald! (yet)

[visual mortar]

dont even dent it

deny

it

[hybrid tangle]

I kinda told him to do it

[proven hollow]

neither am i tbh, i still got a full head of hair

[visual mortar]

... what

[hybrid tangle]

Duck

[inner wren]

Hello

[proven hollow]

bro i'll dent you!

[visual mortar]

are you Azerbaijani

[inner wren]

Yeah

[violet bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722780815087501363/1473447269322985624/Hello.gif

[visual mortar]

im sorry

[hoary crest]

I won't mind overly when it does go tho (it will) i'll end up looking like Korshunov, so its not really an L

[inner wren]

I thought my account was hacked yesterday

[visual mortar]

that was me

[inner wren]

Why?

[proven hollow]

how's life in azerbaijan?

[visual mortar]

Gamma

[inner wren]

No, it's a bit of a long story.

[hybrid tangle]

Could we invite my friend Duck into the Monolith's brotherhood?

[inner wren]

Not bad

[hybrid tangle]

bet.

[inner wren]

Explain

[visual mortar]

hard

[inner wren]

Is it because of what you said yesterday?

[hybrid tangle]

a little bit of something that makes the air kinda spicy.

[proven hollow]

tungerton sure is being extra special today

[visual mortar]

Hamza

[inner wren]

What

[visual mortar]

dude said this with a smirk on his face

[hybrid tangle]

Tungerton = TON-168 okay buddy.

[visual mortar]

how did you know

[hoary crest]

Don't call him fat, thats not very nice

[hybrid tangle]

Duck lowk told me abt it.

[visual mortar]

Gamma

[visual mortar]

duck is the most evil

[inner wren]

Is there gamma hostility on this server?

[violet bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1368759954248568955/Shotgun_please.gif

[inner wren]

I don't know if that's the case

[visual mortar]

[visual mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1368759954248568955/Shotgun_please.gif?ex=6998604b&is=69970ecb&hm=c03feb9143c19a982d11b31a12d6a3eb68cbbd786faa6a7b602aaa10417b074c&

[inner wren]

You were trying to explain this to me yesterday

[visual mortar]

are you Azerbaijani

[hybrid tangle]

You're so heavy, you have gravity of a Black-Hole.

[inner wren]

I'll be right back.

[hybrid tangle]

chat is dead, yey!

[inner wren]

Now I am one of you.

[violet bloom]

lets go

[visual mortar]

no no wait

[smoky hawk]

we are gamma racist

[inner wren]

Oh

[hybrid tangle]

bet.

[inner wren]

I didn't know that.

[hybrid tangle]

Now I am one of you!

[inner wren]

My computer doesn't run gamma anyway

[smoky hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/298886428459401236/1068218301718724648/caption-2-1-1_1.gif

[hybrid tangle]

what can I say, we love GAMMA.

[proven hollow]

i have never smirked in my life

[inner wren]

[visual mortar]

who hopping on GAMMA duos, i need to grind the Grokpass

[hybrid tangle]

me.

"ZONE" tag is kinda mid.

[visual mortar]

the only one i have

[inner wren]

What is he saying?

[visual mortar]

who

[hybrid tangle]

atleast I'm not getting decapitation.

[visual mortar]

true i got mine tomorrow

[inner wren]

I thought so too.

[visual mortar]

hey hamza are you Azerbaijani

[inner wren]

Yes why

[visual mortar]

yeah

[inner wren]

I am on the side of Ukraine.

If that's the case

[hybrid tangle]

You're in Ukraine?

[violet bloom]

i thought you were gonna do that in 5 min

[inner wren]

No?

[proven hollow]

wait who are we decapitating? the duck?

[visual mortar]

no i got mine tomorrow

[hybrid tangle]

lets go, my duck is safe right?

[visual mortar]

no his is in five minutes

[inner wren]

Hey

[visual mortar]

hello Hamza

[inner wren]

Why is it important that I am an Azerbaijani?

[hybrid tangle]

what if I let him escape?

[visual mortar]

hey Azerbaijani are you Hamza

[hybrid tangle]

nothing.

[inner wren]

I'm asking seriously.

[hybrid tangle]

Hey TON-618 are you Tungerton?

[visual mortar]

postponed

[visual mortar]

no

[inner wren]

What does it have to do with Azerbaijan?

[hybrid tangle]

I'm not talking to you lol.

[proven hollow]

it's not important at all mods are being special people

[visual mortar]

not a single joke can fly around this guy

[inner wren]

I don't know what you saw from the Azerbaijanis, but you shouldn't spread what you saw

[visual mortar]

party killer

[proven hollow]

i'm dutch that's almost german i don't do jokes

[visual mortar]

im spreading

[hybrid tangle]

We don't really care.

[inner wren]

When I see one crazy Ukrainian, I can't call all Ukrainians crazy because that's ridiculous.

[hybrid tangle]

You're the Party killer.

[shell flax]

[visual mortar]

OHHHH BOY

[hybrid tangle]

what is he talking about?

[visual mortar]

zero pressure

dude snapping under zero pressure

[visual mortar]

WHO is he??

[hybrid tangle]

Hamza.

[inner wren]

I don't know either.

[visual mortar]

is he Azerbaijani?

[hybrid tangle]

WHAT?

[visual mortar]

Gamma

[hybrid tangle]

Beta

[proven hollow]

ew gamma

imagine liking that

[visual mortar]

watch it dude... Grok is here

[inner wren]

?

[visual mortar]

not you

[fickle cosmos]

no

[visual mortar]

oh hey grok

[proven hollow]

who's grok?

[fickle cosmos]

how dare you

[hybrid tangle]

Better than STALKER 2.

[fickle cosmos]

im sending my bandits after you! 🐟

[inner wren]

Hello

[proven hollow]

the booty bandits?!

[fickle cosmos]

better than breathing the same air as a stalker 2 player:

[sudden rapids]

Time to reinstall gamma. Maybe 2027 will be the year of stalker 2

[hybrid tangle]

oh, Grok the AI?

[fickle cosmos]

the footy bandits actually

[hybrid tangle]

Grok = That Twitter "X" AI right?

[proven hollow]

aw damn...

[inner wren]

Right maybe

[proven hollow]

gamma is and remains slop though

[hybrid tangle]

GAMMA is good tho

[fickle cosmos]

am the pro bnuuy, i defeated ward and noontide and also shot an angry scientist guy

[hybrid tangle]

let's go, Lexa is dead! Duck killed her.

[inner wren]

Hello

[fickle cosmos]

actually its just your reflection..

[hybrid tangle]

Ello, i'm Grok.

[fickle cosmos]

your grok grok from the FSB lol

🐒

[hybrid tangle]

Bunny is overrated, Hamster is better.

[harsh jungle]

I gotta figure out what fire emblem character I wanna doodle

[hybrid tangle]

go back to investigate the failed Operation Fairway

[harsh jungle]

ok???? I’m not in Prypiat rn

[foggy olive]

I'm not sure if there is even open access there now. 😅

[hybrid tangle]

walk through Jupiter.

[graceful dirge]

Sure there is, just need to find the right spot to hop over

[foggy olive]

I mean IRL

[hybrid tangle]

just do the same.

[foggy olive]

secured by military

[hybrid tangle]

do the same, but careful

[shell flax]

You get too close to the city and you’ll catch a slug, Loner

[hybrid tangle]

Engine update kinda fire 🔥

CHAT IS DEAD

[violet bloom]

lets go

[vernal rampart]

Has an update dropped in?

[main jewel]

aaughh

aughh

aughh

[main jewel]

not for long

💥 💥 💥 💥 🐎

[vernal rampart]

Alexa tell me

[main jewel]

what

[vernal rampart]

update?

[main jewel]

not today

i dunno

actually

[vernal rampart]

Go check and tell. Be quick

[hardy totem]

Tomorrow at the earliest

Promise

[hybrid tangle]

Lexa, is your pillow still there Duck kinda got in your house and stole some.

[main jewel]

we can touch fingertips to lock in our promise

[vernal rampart]

Alexa you set a reminder on your phone. Be sure to tell me when it drops ok?

[main jewel]

i am not your mom

or your wife

[vernal rampart]

I know obviously

[main jewel]

i will NOT set a stalker 2 reminder

[vernal rampart]

No arguments

[hybrid tangle]

you're a clanker, okay buddy.

[visual mortar]

@evetyonr

[main jewel]

google says

[visual mortar]

i

[main jewel]

1.9 testing will atart in march

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200155660793421924/1408580958017556560/tile.webp

[hardy totem]

Seems legit

[visual mortar]

1.9 combat update in march

those who know

[inner wren]

Hello

[vernal rampart]

Azeri hi

[inner wren]

Hi

[topaz valve]

When can I post images, i have a funny sdalger meme

[vernal rampart]

Sup bro

[vernal rampart]

Go ahead!

[inner wren]

I am fine. How about you

[topaz valve]

I cant lol, perms are granted yet. Thanks for the enthusiasm

[vernal rampart]

@inner wren wanna play stalker2 together?

[inner wren]

If I had the game, yes.

[vernal rampart]

Wtf. Dont tell me

Its not yet available in Azerbaijan?

@main jewel

[carmine star]

thought combat was working as intended

[visual mortar]

it turns out you are not the one who knows

[inner wren]

No, not because of that, even if I buy the game, I don't have time to play it, but I will buy

[carmine star]

so they actually know what they are doing then?

[vernal rampart]

Why no time, school busy?

[visual mortar]

no

[hybrid tangle]

which game? STALKER SoC, STALKER 2 or other?

[inner wren]

Yes

[carmine star]

had me in the first half

[visual mortar]

1.9 combat update will add shields and an offhand slot

plus a rework to the end dimension

[main jewel]

oh hwy

the testing in march new announcements

right as i said it

[sand magnet]

in november they will start another engine update haha

[main jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200155660793421924/1408580958017556560/tile.webp

[hybrid tangle]

do you have addiction with that emoji?

[inner wren]

To be honest, I played Clear Sky, Shadow of Chernobyl, and Call of Pripyat, and they were all great. I don't think Stalker 2 will be any different.

[hybrid tangle]

it is different.

[main jewel]

get your azerbaijan tech hoodie at childrenofkhan.com

[violet bloom]

how do i become a tester?

[vernal rampart]

Its always so nice to hear smart people say things. No guys?

[inner wren]

Stalker 2 is a masterpiece

[vernal rampart]

Veg or non veg?

[hybrid tangle]

true.

[violet bloom]

what

[carmine star]

Do they actually listen to the testers ?

or is it just pr

[vernal rampart]

Which one you want to taste

[vernal rampart]

Easy guess

[violet dune]

testers check if it works like intended. i dont think they give ideas how things should work

[charred nova]

there gonna add guns akimbo

[carmine star]

thats what i mean

[charred nova]

so i can dual wield skifs pistol

[main jewel]

i am bisexual

[violet dune]

dual long swords

[frosty coral]

Does this game ever go on sale?

[vernal rampart]

M or f?

[main jewel]

no

[carmine star]

once every few weeks

[charred nova]

wdym no

[main jewel]

look at my pronouns section

[vernal rampart]

Put in steam wishlist

[violet dune]

this game is Stalker 2: Heart of Discount

[main jewel]

on my profile

[charred nova]

bros got his interests peaked

[main jewel]

itll twll you all you need

[vernal rampart]

But youre underage

[main jewel]

if 20 was underage

id be killed

[vernal rampart]

Ok thatll do then

[main jewel]

WHATTTT

[charred nova]

WOW pal

[vernal rampart]

Testing

[hoary crest]

"that'll do".. yeah thats sure to win her over 😂

[hybrid tangle]

27/1/2026

Lexa has been killed by a Monk over Discord argurment

[charred nova]

hands off the discord kittens

[violet dune]

wtf is this chat

[main jewel]

is this rizz chat

[shell flax]

[vernal rampart]

Ok time for a pause guys

[frosty coral]

I've built$75 from Xbox game pass and haven't seen a change in price so far...and yes I'm being a cheapskate.

[carmine star]

[shell flax]

Killing everyone here effective immediately

[violet dune]

WOLF DO f-cuking job.

[hoary crest]

😂

[charred nova]

mega rizz

[main jewel]

that clearly knocked my socks off

i am blown away

[carmine star]

someone wearing a fedora in here

[charred nova]

im wearing a hat

[violet dune]

gen-alpha chat

[charred nova]

though its not a fedora

[shell flax]

sorry folks, everyone getting blasted. Gotta start over.

[vernal rampart]

Whos the oldest here?

[hoary crest]

Liar

[charred nova]

i would never lie

[vernal rampart]

I second

[shell flax]

You’re first

[carmine star]

me

[hoary crest]

An aged mercenary? I dont beleive it

[charred nova]

im 23

[carmine star]

better $$$ $$$

[hoary crest]

Awh, baba

[charred nova]

and god was not kind so he made me 5'5

[hoary crest]

Is that to pay for your medical bills?

[vernal rampart]

Im 36 n half

[carmine star]

knees and hips aint cheap

[charred nova]

unc

[visual mortar]

jacck

[frosty coral]

Me as well 😥

[hoary crest]

If you're counting half years, I'd have to question you saying you're 36

[visual mortar]

EEEYIKES!!

[charred nova]

what

[vernal rampart]

Each day counts bro

[visual mortar]

wait are you actually

[frosty coral]

Is 56 too old?

[visual mortar]

yes

way too old

[vernal rampart]

Thats just the beginning

[cyan sparrow]

"Answer:
We are planning to do testing somewhere at the beginning of March and act accordingly"

[hoary crest]

This dude has surpassed unc status and reached grandpa status

[carmine star]

yeah im not the oldest

[hoary crest]

How old are you then?

[carmine star]

mid 30s

[visual mortar]

he's at least 3

[hoary crest]

Oh, same, we're both getting on a bit

[visual mortar]

this chat is crusty and grody with old men

[carmine star]

hehehehe yeah feeling it more now, injuries take longer to heal and all that crap

[carmine star]

old crust good crust

[lean dome]

Why are the reactions to gsc answers asking for fast travel? We already have it no??

[charred nova]

all the gen z chuds got bored of the game and left

[vernal rampart]

GSWs?

[hoary crest]

Not noticed it myself thus far, just thinning hair and thinning patience 😂

[carmine star]

i wish, lifting heavy crap injuries

[charred nova]

they want fallout fast travel

[lean dome]

Ick

[carmine star]

patience for sure!!

[frosty coral]

Just wait for the low libido

[carmine star]

yeah thats not cool

[lean dome]

Fallout fast travel is how you end up not playing the game

[carmine star]

might be a while yet, still going on like im 16

[hoary crest]

😂 Yeah seems a stretch to lose that

[charred nova]

i will admit some parts of the map until the last update sucked

like if you were in duga

[brittle charm]

Engine update getting delayed to 2027

[lean dome]

True. And great swamps at a certain point

[charred nova]

you had to walk like 3k meters to reach the nearest fast travel point

[waxen marten]

Lost in the Duga incident

[lean dome]

Hey mullet

[carmine star]

at least the swamps had the tele

[hybrid tangle]

we all love Duga.

[carmine star]

duga pre new hub was just a stupid slog

[charred nova]

bro pleae do not disrespect he is mol1t

[umbral garnet]

#❔┃seeking-for-advice message pls help idk where to find the FINAL ARTIFACT LEGENDARY the ones that are marked

[charred nova]

GET IT RIGHT

[hybrid tangle]

?

[violet bloom]

it was annoying to walk over a kilometer to malachite after fighting faust and having 50kg of guns

[brittle charm]

Captain America waking up in New York

[carmine star]

Pre hub duga was thought out

[waxen marten]

any captains in chat?

[umbral garnet]

Hello sir

[charred nova]

if your not friendy with ward

[hoary crest]

Define captain

[carmine star]

yeah that whole area was an after thought for sure pre new hub

[umbral garnet]

Captain oconist of the soviet armed forces

[charred nova]

you gotta walk way further

[charred nova]

think your lost bud those guys are long gone

[umbral garnet]

Im a time traveler, son.

[violet bloom]

hes a bit late

[charred nova]

yah someone must have forgotten to tell him

[carmine star]

first playthrough i just ignored the whole place except for the main mission

[charred nova]

well yah

theres fucken nothing there except the main story stuff

[carmine star]

i like exploring tho

[storm trench]

Wonder if they'll fix the spawn glitch with the mutants, 2 weeks ago at least 100 snorks appeared in front of me and that was one of the most horrifying gaming experiences ive ever had

[carmine star]

just didnt have the will to do it

[charred nova]

highly doubt it was that many

[storm trench]

I have the clip

[charred nova]

but every copy of stalker 2 is personalized

[storm trench]

Ill post it, I was scared shitless, lemme finish my workout tho

[visual mortar]

oh you know it, M-dog

[hoary crest]

There is an SVD with upgrades already on it

But not much else 😄

[charred nova]

doubt its better than the lynx

[hoary crest]

I mean its just sat there an easy to get

[charred nova]

so is the lynx

you get handed it for free

[hoary crest]

Yeah, but it requires story progress

[dusky pawn]

It used to be the only place with an extended val mag I think and it has a hornhead spawn but mostly yeah
Also nighstalker is close by

[marble gyro]

Morning

[dusky pawn]

You can get a free svd in zalissya tho unapgraded sure but still its free

I guess that forest also has a val that no one uses

[carmine star]

Favorite pistol in game

[dusky pawn]

Agreed

I wish the game just had more 'normal' pistols

[charred nova]

nightstalker is too op imo

the fact it uses 9mm should make it deal less damage

[dusky pawn]

I think it should be locked in pripyat just like nvg gen3 and kharods/dnipros
On the other hand some exos should be available earlier

[charred nova]

they are

just do pripyat early

[storm trench]

how

Is there a spot to jump over thw wall

[charred nova]

no one wants to say anymore

because anyone who says how

GSC patches it

[storm trench]

Just uhhh ban them

[marble gyro]

You can't ban YouTube

[charred nova]

well

if its on youtube

[storm trench]

Ill step in

[charred nova]

gotta be fairly recently

or it wont work

may also be really hard on controller

[storm trench]

I dont actually want to

[marble gyro]

The moment the exploit gets announced GSC is on it like a bloodhound

[storm trench]

Still curious tho

[charred nova]

why people stopped talking about it

GSC wants to patch the fun out the game

dunno why theres literally nothing to do in pripyat

hence why its highly worth it to do pripyat early

so you can actually get to enjoy the content there

since its completely useless otherwise

[marble gyro]

Yurr

[charred nova]

what good is a ton of end game gear if there is literally no more game to play beyond that point lol

[marble gyro]

I ask that about every game exploit where people want to break it and become the most powerful there ever is, to me that's not fun and takes the struggle out of the enjoyment

I like a challenge, which is why I play dark souls

Or games on the hardest difficulties and limit myself from becoming too powerful

[hoary crest]

Getting into Pripyat early is just an economy boost for me, using lower tier stuff is generally more fun so selling exos an stuff is more worth than just becoming an unstoppable tank

[lament pelican]

it's kinda immersion breaking the way these late game areas are so easily accessible, like you can run from zalissiya straight to cement factory and just buy some end game stuff

it would be cool if they were more tied to your progression, but not using just some simple radiation barriers

but make it actually dangerous to go there somehow

[hoary crest]

Tbh i cant wait for games to reach a stage of advancement where difficulty is dictated by variable AI. Harder bots having better tactics, positioning and generally reacting in a more dangerous manner over the early game fodder which doesn't have much tactical prowess

[vernal rampart]

shouldnt the patience be increasing with age

[shell flax]

No

[hoary crest]

Depends how often you have to deal with f*ckwits

[vernal rampart]

lol

if one deals very often, shouldnt he be calloused nicely

[hoary crest]

Or become so intolerant of it that they start to avoid you, both work

[vernal rampart]

lol

why burn own blood

losing temper is a sign of weakness

[hoary crest]

Because working a bar is inccessently tiring. Have you met your average pisshead?

[vernal rampart]

every work is stressful in its own

[shell flax]

I don’t envy you

[hoary crest]

Of course, just in most jobs, you're not dealing with grown adults who behave like infants once they've been sat down for an hour

[sand magnet]

two more month and i will read how they avoid lawyers lawyers who create a paper to refund the money for this crap you call hope

[vernal rampart]

have any interesting stories? from females

[hoary crest]

None I care to share on the internet

[visual mortar]

dude what

anyone here any interesting tales, specifically from ladies

[vernal rampart]

you dont like stories?

[visual mortar]

why specifically women

[vernal rampart]

lol you got the context wrong

[visual mortar]

no male stories

[marble gyro]

Ah I know who this is

[visual mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869917717304578118/1446584702428385515/caption.gif

[hoary crest]

Yeah, they were in here yesterday, being a f*ckwit

[visual mortar]

who me?

[marble gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/black-spiderman-spider-sense-spider-sense-tingling-venom-spiderman-animated-series-gif-25997529

[visual mortar]

:(

[shell flax]

No, old monk

[hoary crest]

Not you lul

[visual mortar]

yeah i know, because im awesome

[marble gyro]

You are amazing, shush

[hoary crest]

Modest too I see

[shell flax]

What kind of ai generated question was that though lmao
‘Any interesting stories? From females’

[visual mortar]

him and Hamza I'm convinced are AI

[hoary crest]

A distinctly creepy one

[cobalt fiber]

Staff complaint incoming

[visual mortar]

tell me interesting stories

but I want to hear the girl ones

[marble gyro]

[shell flax]

On a far less creepy side: paydirt got any goofy stories?

[main jewel]

one time i was on the toilet seat and a mentally unwell child girl started hanging on the stall in the middle of target and accidentally peaked up at me and fell off the stall door and started crying

peaked down

i ment

this was at target

pretty tragic story

i know

😔

[visual mortar]

what a fascinating tale

[cobalt fiber]

That’s a fantastic story

From females

[main jewel]

one time i was trying to put on high heels for reasons i cant explain and i figured out that i got ripped off and the left size was actually one size shorter than the right shoe

[visual mortar]

thats horrifying

[hoary crest]

😂

[main jewel]

and i bought them for full price

[visual mortar]

i have a scary female story

[main jewel]

and i cant refund them

[visual mortar]

one time a woman spoke to me

[main jewel]

AAAAAA

AAAA

AAAA

wait

[hoary crest]

The horror

[main jewel]

hi

[sturdy verge]

who me

[main jewel]

are you scared yet

[visual mortar]

jesus dude warn me before you do that

[main jewel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-this-random-kid-rgull1t-98L2nqrZ6XgUsjpFYr

WHO ARE YOU

[visual mortar]

Who the fuck is this guy?

[main jewel]

🥹

RANDOM KID

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-this-random-kid-rgull1t-98L2nqrZ6XgUsjpFYr

[sturdy verge]

who me

[main jewel]

its another ai

[visual mortar]

are you Azerbaijani

[main jewel]

i eat ai for break

fast

stand ready for my arrival

[hoary crest]

Did you ban the bots?

[main jewel]

you will turn into rotisserie chickens

[sturdy verge]

nah just rog lol

[hoary crest]

Thats a bit saucy for discord innit?

[visual mortar]

yeah I'll ban paydirt, give me one moment

[sturdy verge]

I missed that drama 😄

[hoary crest]

Rude

[visual mortar]

roasted over an open flame on a spit

campfire style

[marble gyro]

Don't play with my feelings, because I have not eaten since I awoke from my slumber

[hoary crest]

Sin, go and eat some food

[main jewel]

its okay you can cannablise me

sigh

[visual mortar]

you are starving...you crave the flesh of fowl...

[main jewel]

its my only purpose

[visual mortar]

are you made of food

[main jewel]

goodbye cruel world

[marble gyro]

Can't atm, need to go grocery shopping

[hoary crest]

Don't you keep some in storage?

Like tins are a thing

[main jewel]

13 habits of intelligent people

[hoary crest]

What? Keeping tinned food in the house?

I thought that was normal

[main jewel]

thats why its intelligent

i called you smart dude

[marble gyro]

I do have some in storage, but I need meat, steak and more chicken

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-run-meme-release-me-fast-gif-2134328350514985779

[hoary crest]

Why does that make me suspicious?

[main jewel]

horse

[main jewel]

of whay

im not gunna lure you in to absolutely touch you and turn tou into a soup

like witches do

[hoary crest]

Use the tinned grub to fuel your escapade to the store

[main jewel]

im not a witch

i swear

[marble gyro]

B-but steak and eggs...

[hoary crest]

I didn't say nothing about being a witch, guilty conscience?

I guess we better start a bonfire..

[hoary crest]

Bruh you dont even have eggs in the house?

[marble gyro]

A fat piece of chuck steak, eggs and homemade hashbrowns

[main jewel]

i have eggs

how do you not have eggs

if i have eggs

everyone does

[marble gyro]

I have eggs outside

[hoary crest]

Are they in the store?

[marble gyro]

Need to tend to the hens

[hoary crest]

So you have chicken outside too 😄

[marble gyro]

Yup

[hoary crest]

Problem solved

[main jewel]

should i ask mol1t if gsc will ever add more pages to the xbox art book

[marble gyro]

I'm not eating my chickens

Just the eggs, but I need to pair it up with more protein

[hoary crest]

Eat eggs > use energy to find protein > ??? > profit

[marble gyro]

I like to eat a full balanced meal that fits a buffet table and call it a snack

[main jewel]

can i have it

[hoary crest]

I want some too

[main jewel]

put it in my mouth

the food

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200155660793421924/1408580958017556560/tile.webp

the eggs

the bacon

the pancakes

[marble gyro]

Hmmmmmmmmm

I could make protein blueberry pancakes with like Greek yogurt as the base for the batter

But damn...I need Greek yogurt

[hoary crest]

Yogurt for a pancake batter sounds uhh.. like it could be messy

[marble gyro]

It's not, it's only a table spoon mixed withe batter

[hoary crest]

F*ck, now i want pancakes

Ima go cook

[vernal rampart]

So where were we

[visual mortar]

E 2nd street

[vernal rampart]

@main jewel Please tell him will ya

[main jewel]

why are u hiding behind me like im your mom

[harsh jungle]

what did I miss

[hoary crest]

Tell who what?

[visual mortar]

the horse came through again

this time it was trotting

[harsh jungle]

Why do I keep missing that

I can’t stay on discord all day

[visual mortar]

it was pretty loud idk how you didn't here it

it was dragging a man across the ground by his ankles

[harsh jungle]

I musta been outta th area then

[shell flax]

I’m almost certain Old Monk is Ai at this point

[hoary crest]

Didnt we work that out yesterday?

[visual mortar]

im almost certain Leaper is a moderator at this point

[harsh jungle]

I’m almost certain that I exist

[visual mortar]

im Tampico

[hoary crest]

Im still hungry, nice to meet you

[harsh jungle]

I’m hungy even tho I ate two hours ago

[hoary crest]

Well... two hours is better than ten minutes

[marble gyro]

I haven't eaten

[hoary crest]

Bruh

[visual mortar]

dude

what the hell man

[hoary crest]

Go eat Sin

[visual mortar]

no don't eat sin

that's bad

[hoary crest]

I've eaten and am considering second eating, hurry it up already

[marble gyro]

I have crisp potatoes, and eggs with bacon on the stove atm

That'll be a good snack

[hoary crest]

Thats more like it

[harsh jungle]

I had breakfast, fast food lunch and the lunch I brought with me

[visual mortar]

it's cold and stale because you cooked it last night and it just sat there

[harsh jungle]

mostly cause my stupid pancreas can’t produce amylin

[hoary crest]

'beetus?

[harsh jungle]

type 1

[hoary crest]

Oof, my condolences

[harsh jungle]

luckily I can’t get drafted here in the states since I got diagnosed before 18

[marble gyro]

It's cooking right now lmao, I have potatoes pre chopped the night before and I just got the eggs from the hen, and the bacon... well it's just bacon

[hoary crest]

Women are subject to the draft in the USA?

[marble gyro]

Everyone is

[harsh jungle]

yeah

[hoary crest]

I dunno how America works, never been

[harsh jungle]

the only person that can get drafted in my immediate family is my younger brother

[hoary crest]

Draft-dodgers 😄

[harsh jungle]

I’m legally required to commit draft evasion due to type one diabetes developed before the age of 18

[visual mortar]

no

[harsh jungle]

tho it’s always funny seeing a branch of the army at an anime convention

[charred nova]

I don’t think women can be drafted in the USA

[visual mortar]

they cant be

but they can enlist

[charred nova]

[hoary crest]

Well this is confusion

[harsh jungle]

glad I’m a woman with type one diabetes developed before the age of 18

they can’t draft me

[charred nova]

I’m damn near certain you can’t be drafted if your a women

Who’s gonna repopulate once we all go over seas and get blown to bits

[harsh jungle]

hash tag draft evasion

[hoary crest]

The test tubes

[harsh jungle]

not me, I’m not repopulating (I am aroace)

[hoary crest]

The google AI has spoken

[charred nova]

It’s not even ai

[harsh jungle]

I’m just trying to level up at this point

[hoary crest]

My condolences

[charred nova]

It’s literally just quoted word for word from the website

[harsh jungle]

I like not contributing to the global population

[hoary crest]

I have no intention of contributing to it myself, but i stull wanna knob people every once in a while 😂

[harsh jungle]

my bloodline ends wit me

[visual mortar]

we should draft just women and the men stay behind

[buoyant citrus]

Women are hoes

[harsh jungle]

if we draft just women then I’m gonna dodge the draft

[charred nova]

Thank you red pill daily

[hoary crest]

And men arent?

[buoyant citrus]

Men build society

[harsh jungle]

I gotta do more fire emblem character doodles

[visual mortar]

did you get rejected again

[hoary crest]

Promiscuity has become the norm in todays world. thank you social media

[harsh jungle]

or work on the loom knitting project idk

[buoyant citrus]

Women gonna bomb me i guess later hoes

[marble gyro]

??

[hoary crest]

Well that was weird

[harsh jungle]

I wasn’t paying attention

probably for the best

[marble gyro]

Been here since Dec 6, never said anything until now

[hoary crest]

Wild

[charred nova]

Nah he did

[harsh jungle]

I say stuff and sometimes I get wolfed

[charred nova]

I got one of his enlightening comments saved

[marble gyro]

Oh

[charred nova]

https://discord.com/channels/504587323577729024/1436425365844263072

[marble gyro]

Sounds normal

[charred nova]

Damn you guys ever check what’s in

https://discord.com/channels/504587323577729024/1301152050402430996

Some true comedy gold in there

[harsh jungle]

it says unknown

[charred nova]

That channel could be anything

You’ll never know what it is

[harsh jungle]

I’m just gonna imagine it’s a channel with more rizz than I get to hang out

[charred nova]

True you likely have negative rizz

[hoary crest]

I can see it

[charred nova]

What’s it called

[hoary crest]

Sorry, can't*

[charred nova]

[harsh jungle]

mr sharky says I have rizz because I am one of his followers

[charred nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169126320618344489/1449175145246756894/GLXYlInl.gif

[harsh jungle]

that is mr sharky btw

[visual mortar]

moderator furry erp

[harsh jungle]

can’t be as bad as that one thing I saw in a comment on Reddit

[marble gyro]

Wow this UI is more worse than a call of duty main menu screen

I just found the thread page

[harsh jungle]

it was something about fanfiction and a historical figure being a furry in said fanfic

[charred nova]

Moderator feet pics

[visual mortar]

lovely place

[harsh jungle]

I don’t think I want to see it anymore

[hoary crest]

Its just 800 posts of Jack's hobbit feet

[harsh jungle]

ok that sounds disgusting

[visual mortar]

jackel toe

[hoary crest]

Eww

[harsh jungle]

🤮

[visual mortar]

i have an image on my computer literally called jackeltoe.png

[hoary crest]

IRL mutant parts

[charred nova]

Yah 3 years ago I posted a photo of something

And my toe was visible in the image

[harsh jungle]

I have a Google doc called “the f’ing fanfic procrastination”

[charred nova]

Tampico instantly snatched that up for later

[harsh jungle]

the only things I’ve snatched up are memes

[charred nova]

Boot check

[harsh jungle]

those r boots

[hoary crest]

Manlet boots

[weary geode]

it really feels weird how fast the game flew by

i have like.. 100 ish hours on the game and im already at the final mission (i think) but i have yet to complete it and i thought there was more to it, like i havent even seen some of the other areas yet

[still current]

Onlymoderators startup?

Nasty

[marble gyro]

Crazy

[hoary crest]

They probably overcharge

[still current]

Jack's feet aside, it appears that my prediction on the update was correct
1.9 will not be engine upgrade. It will be 2.0 (somewhere around end April or a bit later) new prediction out in correspondance with the current revelations

[hoary crest]

Lexa beat you to it

But yeash, seems thats the case now

Which is a bit annoying, but oh well

[lost needle]

those might be boots

timbs?

[still current]

My prediction was before Lexa becoming part of the staff team tho just after story update release

[charred nova]

Think I’m some kinda broke loser who wears Tim’s

THOSE ARE REAL MANS BOOTS

MY BOOTS ARE WHITES

[still current]

Yeah, jack will skin the money out of you all

[hoary crest]

@main jewel He's stealin your predictions :kek

[charred nova]

WHITE the page cuts off

[charred nova]

She stole her prediction from me

[hoary crest]

Timbs are boots for people who are workshy anyway

[charred nova]

[hoary crest]

Human predictapede up in here

[charred nova]

And I stole it from someone else probably I just don’t remember who

[main jewel]

yep

im the first one to show pics

sigh

my secret has been revealed

[still current]

Herr ya go.
The other one can not be shared cuz it's in a secret channel hehe

[charred nova]

You could share it

[main jewel]

hggeeere

gegegrhgrgrrrr

[charred nova]

They just wouldn’t be able to see it

[still current]

Well. Yeah. No access lmao

[main jewel]

im gunna grip general rahmi and put him back to sargent rahmi

[still current]

What's the point if it'll be only visible for most of the staff and testers only

[still current]

You have no such power

[main jewel]

testers already know probably

[main jewel]

is there a secret senior mod channel btw

[still current]

Yeah. We talk and predict most of the time. And it's mostly correct

[main jewel]

oh

one day i might turn red

[charred nova]

No sadly notn

I wish we did

[still current]

I always knew that the upgrade will come either 1.9 or 2.0 but dropped the 1.9 about a month ago cuz it seemed more hopeful and less logical

[still current]

Nah. We don't need it

Why would we keep anything off mods

[cobalt fiber]

We use telekinesis

[still current]

I mean it's nasty af

Also, yeah

We use telekinesis like tracksuit said

[cobalt fiber]

Fr we’re literally having a conversation about you rn @main jewel

[still current]

Yeah

She said she would demote me to sergeant

I'm thinking of demoting her now to peasant

Instead of legend

You hear that Lexa

[cobalt fiber]

She wanted to demote me to Pyjama Hitman

But I saw it as a promotion

[still current]

Yeah, you got the red crown instead

Which says something

One of which is not getting bullied by senior mods

You hear that @main jewel

[charred nova]

I can’t be demoted

[still current]

I'll ask mol1t to name you mediocre jack then

[charred nova]

I’m your senior officer lieutenant

[still current]

I think I'm also older than you

So call me uncle

[charred nova]

You may be unc

But your babe compared to me

[still current]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

Babe

Come on Jack

[hoary crest]

So how does one aquire mod-ship

[harsh jungle]

you must be accepted by the mod team or something idk

[charred nova]

You must have compatible personality traits

[harsh jungle]

all I know is that my ship crashed

[hoary crest]

I am a responsible adult who can be trusted with power

[charred nova]

That’s what they all say

[harsh jungle]

I sometimes cannot be trusted with power

[sudden rapids]

nothing is more powerful than honse tho

[still current]

Subscribe to onlymods jack has

[harsh jungle]

I can be trusted with the power of Honse posting though

[marble gyro]

[charred nova]

Yah I’m super corrupt actually

[hoary crest]

Too much money, I have to pay for important stuff, like electricity

[charred nova]

If you PayPal me 50 bux I’ll get you in the door

[hoary crest]

besides, P*rnhub is free

[still current]

Lexa paid a 3 years sub

[hoary crest]

Unfortunate

[still current]

Wdym

[harsh jungle]

I am subscribed to daily Honse posting

[still current]

Jackhub ain't

[hoary crest]

If I wanted to look at hobbit feet, i'd take my socks off

[still current]

Shame

[hoary crest]

(the socks stay on)

[still current]

Well, you can ask sin how he got to the team if you're curious

He also paid

[hoary crest]

Who is running this racket?

[harsh jungle]

I thought it was compatible personality

[charred nova]

I collect

[still current]

Payless labour .org

[marble gyro]

[charred nova]

I run this whole show you should know this by now

[harsh jungle]

my personality isn’t comparable with the mod team lol

[hoary crest]

I was gonna say, if it was GSC it explains why no DLC yet, no takers see

[sudden rapids]

didnt sin joined the server like two weeks ago lol

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/conkers-bad-fur-day-intro-king-bad-fur-day-cheers-toast-gif-17033804974666700923

[harsh jungle]

two months ago I think

[marble gyro]

Dec17

[still current]

Lies. You also subscribed

[harsh jungle]

I’m a server booster

[still current]

Jack booster

You mean

[marble gyro]

JEEEEEEZUS

[still current]

Your secret is revealed

[hoary crest]

I mean, technically Nitro is a subscription

[harsh jungle]

Yeah I’m a jack booster and I ain’t got shit to show for it

[charred nova]

I wish I could explain what the personality trait system but the great truth behind it is too powerful for public channels

[sudden rapids]

What tha heck boostin do

[still current]

Come on jack

[still current]

Earn jack some perks

[marble gyro]

Gives more emotes more channel perks

[hoary crest]

It gives you a funny colour name, or gets you a new car, depends on the context

[harsh jungle]

afaik absolutely nothing for us but more cool stuff for the server or Jack in this case

[sudden rapids]

i dearly need gif permissions

[hoary crest]

You an me both Vision, you an me both

[sudden rapids]

cat content on this server fell off too much

[harsh jungle]

so do I bro but we just gotta keep grinding

[still current]

Boosts leave some stuff for members tho. Server tag, role icons, and more emojies too

[charred nova]

It would be really funny if I could hand out gif perms for money

I’d fucken collect

[still current]

Without those you'll have the most static exp

[hoary crest]

Pfft, ive gone up a whole two levels this month i'll have you know

[still current]

Hold the horses jack haha

[harsh jungle]

I can only be trusted with Honse posting power

[charred nova]

I’d charge monthly

[sudden rapids]

at least we have Pet channel forever

[harsh jungle]

pet channel for Honse posting

[hoary crest]

Honse is just another term for a motocycle with schizophrenia

[harsh jungle]

huh

[charred nova]

True

They don’t take gas either

They take grass

Very strange vehicles

[hoary crest]

Thats what horses are, schizophrenic motorcycles

[harsh jungle]

Honses are cool tho

[sudden rapids]

i wish cats were real

[harsh jungle]

bro is typing out a paragraph

an essay, even

[still current]

So, jokes aside. Getting into staff team requires either recommendation from current mods, you reaching out to mol1t and asking for the role which will either result in him deciding on his own or asking for our opinion on the matter and if we have any thing against that particular candidate.
the whole thing requires vacancies most cases, so it's either we need more hands on deck or you're such a nice dude who got everyone on board with you joining in.

[hoary crest]

Nah, he's writing a book

[charred nova]

He’s embracing his inner Tejas

Bros about to glaze me and call me a retard in the same message

[hoary crest]

Well, I definately failed that last part 😄

[harsh jungle]

so did I bro

[still current]

I presume I was

[sudden rapids]

Man I miss Tejas random screenshot posting

[charred nova]

I wasn’t joking about compatible personality traits btw

[hoary crest]

What happend to Tejas anyway?

[still current]

sadge

[marble gyro]

Bro vamoosed

[still current]

Not entirely yeah

[hoary crest]

Shame, he was a good dude

[hoary crest]

It just be how it is

[harsh jungle]

all I know is I failed in some regards but I don’t really care I just gotta grind

[hoary crest]

What is this? An RPG game?

[charred nova]

That part is absolutely critical to prevent a catastrophic moderator crash out

[still current]

You asked mol1t ig?

[harsh jungle]

nah I want gif perms

[hoary crest]

I did not, I was kinda only messing about lol

[harsh jungle]

and I’m not level 50 yet

[hoary crest]

As stated before; I'm a very trustworthy adult who can absolutely be trusted with power

[still current]

You'll get that on master

[harsh jungle]

I’m level 27

[sudden rapids]

how to check levels again?

[charred nova]

Rookie numbers fool

[harsh jungle]

I forgor I leveled up earlier

[charred nova]

!leaderboard

[still current]

Keep honse posting and you'll get there by the end of the year

[hoary crest]

My level coincides with my age, i wonder if the next level up will coincide with my birthday

[harsh jungle]

I’ll keep Honse posting and chatting

[harsh jungle]

it’ll all pay out eventually

[sudden rapids]

thats the spirit

[harsh jungle]

am I allowed to chat about fire emblem when it’s not too busy in here

[sudden rapids]

grind for gif permissions

[hoary crest]

No, only farming simulator

[charred nova]

In the before times that was easy

Before we had chat slow downs

[harsh jungle]

nah bro I like fire emblem

[still current]

Kula is there

[sudden rapids]

Nov/Dec 24 changed everything

[still current]

@compact pier how

[harsh jungle]

what changed in Nov/Dec 24 I forgor

[charred nova]

Most of the people either no longer chat here or have left the server

Or it’s faker

[still current]

!leaderboard

[sudden rapids]

slow downs were set because of absolute server meltdown

[charred nova]

Who rage quit the server for his mentally unstable French mommy

[harsh jungle]

understandable

[charred nova]

They became permanent after the war happened

[hoary crest]

I could do with one of them tbh

[charred nova]

[harsh jungle]

all I’m gonna say is what the frick

[sudden rapids]

[charred nova]

Most of my info about her is from sparrow

[still current]

I'm still rank 24

[charred nova]

So hard to say if it’s accurate or not

[still current]

[harsh jungle]

I’m still rank 27 (I leveled up this morning)

[charred nova]

He’s rank 24 in global rankings

He’s 50+

[harsh jungle]

oh

[hoary crest]

There is probably some truth to it, unstable french women are a thing after all

[harsh jungle]

I’m not very smart sometimes tbh

[compact pier]

What

[charred nova]

Kula grinds chat ranks

[hoary crest]

What do you think of the new map?

[still current]

62

[compact pier]

Pretty fun

[hoary crest]

Fair enough man

[harsh jungle]

I’m gettin up there

[still current]

Waky waky

[harsh jungle]

I will keep Honse posting and chatting idc what anyone says

[sudden rapids]

i support that

[still current]

I've been a bit slower than ever. It's mostly lurking around without chatting,so no exp for me

[compact pier]

I'm just talking here

Its all