#☢┃stalker-general
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That’s that
Agents aren’t Monolithians brother, they aren’t brain dead robots or meat borgs following orders
He went to the zone to get a home, he got that. Dog eat dog world. He isn’t aware of his agentness
they have 0 free will and are barely even conscious according to strider's recollections so ill meet you halfway and say 1.5
He got what he set out for the man fought all that fight just for a home
Thought I was in the aids that is lore discussions channel for a minute 
when activated they dont differ from a monos free will wise
no? Dark still had his free will while active
and they are also perfect spying tools which has even worse implications
He had a compulsion yes but he wasn’t a monotone meat slave
ahh yes he could just choose not to kill strelok surely
effectively the same seeing as he had 0 choice in the matter regardless
also half of those monotone meat slaves also chose to continue fighting after the monolith was turned off so not much different really
tho i do wonder how that feels on his side
but well irrelevant the realisation of 1984 and enslavement of countless people is not a good ending no matter how many houses the new made slave gets
didn't Strelok basically wipe his own memory to stop from killing himself?
basically Outlast trials then
bro i have no fcking idea what even happened in soc and how strelok did what he did
No? The programming failed and mentally warped him
its like a fever dream
Strelok was never a proper agent, it didn’t take
my assumption was that he wiped his own memory because he would obey the order and kill himself.
i mean there was nothing like that in soc
you just kinda strolled through the zone disabled two giant emitters got the decoder and mauled hundreds of people
i was going by the fact he was clinging to the "Kill Strelok" PDA
like it was his order
i think thats just a souvenir thats close to his heart lol
he is clearly not an agent in hoc
which is why i love when we kill him we confirm the order on the PDA
again, i assumed whatever mind wiped him cleared the sleeper agent effect
there was no mind wiping in soc as far as im aware
the lore has alot of holes in places that can be filled in more ways than one in some places
i mean tbf some are just intentional vagueness but yes
i mean i love it that way, as it leaves alot for speculation
anyway id say that skif's ending is very clearly the best case scenario
ward and spark are just evil i mean sht they are structured in such a way that the game basically makes fun of you for being an idiot in both
in wards ending agatha makes fun of you and in the other its the sudden twist and skif wandering around like a vr headset zombie that do it
however the faust speech in skif's seems to also throw off a lot of people when its pretty clearly some weird reminiscing of a dead man
Not enough people howling you’re wrong or weird pseudo political interpretations 
damn political too ? ive only experienced the 'ward is good' pseudophilospher
i mean, WArd starts off well but over the course of the playthrough the Colnel just gets more increasingly unhinged and you have to betray alot of the good people. Spark's playthrough is just one man who cannot accept he was wrong and just keeps getting more and more delusional as he tries to deny the truth. and Strelok... well Strelok is basically the overprotective father who refuses to let the zone expericne anything at all but its bedroom while he showers it with attention.
i could not give two fcks about him honestly he reminds me of this obnoxious polish teenager who read some jung and hegel and made it his life's mission to say as many big words as possible without of conveying any meaning through them
I just like Korshunov & Zotov man
honestly at the end skif gets super delusional
skif literally pushes scar to go through with that whole stupidity
and yeah ward starts of well cause dalin is still keeping korshunov in check
zotov sure but the colonel starts to get mroe and mroe erratic, wild and even starts ordering you to shoot innocent people like dalin
‘Innocent’
Uh huh
he is clearly a bit mentally unstable from the get go i mean his reaction to the mono pda is like 'OHH YEAH I CAN KILL PEOPLE'
i geinuely think it was the duga accident. that scene where he was more pissed that his men all died, he survived and he coudln;t even retrieve them i think broke him liek a full on PTSD
i mean he is one of the few characters who doesnt try to kill anyone on purpose
dalin was unarmed and cowering in a corner.
He literally lets spark in to kill Skif & the colonel
and yeah low bar but almost everyone in this game is a murderer
bro, the colenl looked like he was gonna kill him so what chocie did he have?
lowkey self defense
Also reminder, it’s partially Dalin’s fault the monolith program started again
it is partially everyone's fault
If by everyone you mean, Dalin, Ozersky & scar. Then yes.
funnily enough NO ONE that is responsible for it had bad intentions
and faust and strider and korshunov and skif
Scar & Faust Didn’t have bad intentions?
in their minds no
both wanted to basically create paradise but both are quite literally insane lunatics
Oh that makes it so much easier. Two literal head cases thought they had no bad intentions. 
intentions are synonymous with thoughts
regardless Dalin had no ill will at all in this instance
No the hell they are not
yes they are
to have a plan, result or purpose in your mind when you do something from oxford dictionary
the only thing you can have 'in your mind' is a thought so
(this is the word intend because intention=to intend something)
anyway this is literally what makes it so tragic everyone involved was a necessary piece of the puzzle and everyone involved meant something good (tho obviously faust, korshunov and scar were willing to kill for it)
Similarly it’s a moot point either side because intent is almost always near impossible to prove or disprove
One could argue well haha you got wool pulled over your eyes this was the plan all along, ulterior motives yada yada
The main point here is that no single faction or person was either 100% right or 100% wrong
nothing happened it was all a dream type sht
yup and it resulted in a 100% bad thing
a miniature catastrophe in fact
Yeah no ending is really a good close of story for anybody really
ohh no i meant sircaa
btw its also crazy that in the end even faust has doubts if this was the right thing to do for him
I gotta admit the SIRCAA I had in mind when we ended CoP vs what we got in HoC was kinda an underwhelming result
huh interesting
i was honestly kinda blown away when i first visited it
I thought it was a bit too in your face than it should have been
if not for the lack of the magical ender chest i would have thoroughly enjoyed the whole experience but umm
i liked it cause it was so grand and expansive unlike anything in the zone and so alien
but also so succesful and seemingly indestructible at first glance
i also love the environmental storytelling they did in sircaa
when you enter it it seems so modern so perfect and well organised absolutely in control of everything (shown through artifact farms and the wish granter just chilling there and the emission proof window)
and then when the quest continues you go down and see its actually the same filth as in all of the zone the literal foundation of the place is a barely contained cesspit thats constantly bubbling over and has to be recontained by skif until it finally boils over with faust's ultimate sabotage
if i wasnt overencumbered 24/7 there i would have considered it a literally perfect segment
and nearing the quest's conclusion you spend more and more time in that ugly decaying foundation to smoothly transition you to that culmination
The best ending would be the glorious Monolith unleashed
Best ending would be for us to get patch 2.0
but that'd only be the end of the alpha testing stage of the game 
im 90% sure no pistol apart from the pm is ever used in any cutscene in the game lmao and im not just talking about skif
korshunov, the mono soldier in sircaa, agatha, strelok, solder everyone has a pm
also for some reason the mono soldier skif fights with has an AK with an extended mag
i wonder if its reflected in the loot you can gather after the cutscene
?
holding a looted svd, rpg, wanderer suit, then picking up the scanner, didnt overcumber me. but picking up that goddamn folder did it. that was over the limit. a piece of paper
papers thick with knowledge
atleast there is enough hercules here to pump up a baby enough to lift a car
ohh you reminded me
apparently there is a bug somehow related to sleep that makes you take damage for no reason it can be fixed by reloading
i slept a bunch to see if it would change the malachite mutant contracts and i guess i took some damage from hunger because i didnt eat straight away then after i ate and tp'd to chem plant my character was taking damage from hunger despite not being hungry at all
also idk if this is a bug or not but the guitar guy that spawns a pseudogiant can spawn another one if you just hang around him
despite finishing his quest he continues playing that song and it just spawns another giant
flashback to that one bug with the bloodsuckers with collars that you do by the time you arrive at malachite, the one that degraded your armor over time for no reason
i spent so much money and time grinding for more money because my equipment would simply degrade endlessly and i had no clue why. only solved it by loading a save
that was the bug that kind of broke me on the game lol
ohh i dont know that one
but thats very insidious lmao
i imagine it would be hard to notice too
Random thought: whatever happened to Mewtwo? 
pikachu
Gone like a ghost off runnin
Replacing your OS with Windows with all AI features enabled 
dont forget 5 million bloatware apps
Well Welcome to 26 man not many people like the looks of that old stuff anymore especially young people
i mean its by no means my favorite car ever but
its still mad cool on the super rare chance you see one
ive seen one in real life twice
Ye I saw someone make a video on how people don't want to buy old cars because they'll sell them the same price as a new vehicle and they don't want the maintenance to deal with
That's just how it goes
if you ask me its worth it
its a car with out a black box on board
that alone is worth it
meaning no chance of your insurance randomly being increased for no reason
no matter how crazy you drive
I’m not paying hundred to thousands of dollars to get an old ass car working when I can just get a Buick or something
The budget of one will tell the answer sadly
I literally cant justify the expense to fix it up, my meds and doctor stuff takes too much
And part availability
just pick your old car wisely
don't buy some mega rare lemon car
you can't get any parts for
I’ve got my Buick encore, it’s less then 11k miles so I’m set
I just don’t have the money, time or patience to fix up a car that I paid already

it is the price of cool

He says, eyeing a bunch of project guns 
No im not buying an 1895 jack
Ik this is probably stupid or old news for you guys but uhhh…. I’m STOKED !!
boring
✅
Nah, there’s an Argentinian Mauser in a store here
I found the claw in game in Jupiter 😁
thsts crazy man
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Did you guys know it was in the game?
im doing some more set up for my ayn thor
Multiple SKS’s and just other stuff too, I’m not going on gun broker or something for one gun
It’s in an unmarked location
*that’s not a non import 
And it is HEAVILY radioactive
mhm its cause theres a marked stash there
everyone knows its there
There a stash in it and a dead stalker laying up against it with an artifact
i didn't
its an easteregg for gosh sales

sakes
It wasn’t marked with a stash for me
shut up jack things will happen to you
itll get marked at some point them
don't threaten me with a good time
I just happened upon it
EVERYBODY btw
It was awesome asf for me not knowing not hearing online and just happening upon it lemme have my moment
there are a lot of real life landmarks in jupiter and pripyat
Like I seen it in the distance and I was like absolutely no way… started getting closer and was like 😳🫠🫠🫠🫠🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
tf did I miss
This dude is not a real person 😭 😭
I didn’t think they’d add that lmao
Dlc dropped
Yall are mean alright I’m happy asf I happened upon it organically
What DLC
All 3
you realise most buildings in pripyat are real right ?
I didn’t install shit
who said its gunna be good its not like im gunna sit on you vro its im gunna rip your skin off and rub salt all over the exposed flesh
Would they be on PlayStation ?
I installed it for you
that would be really mean ;/
exactly
doubt it bro
I love how stalker 2 stashes are pre-filled
If i just know where to look i can always get good gear fast

Nah check it
Vto days suck
Which DLC like I haven’t seen anything about that on PlayStation yet do I just go to the store
I spent 12.70€ on your card for kfc
He's fcking with you
bro I am gonna be fr…. There hasn’t been an update in MONTHS
I'd never
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
1.8.1 was NOT that long ago twin
Gullible Joe 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Zero update, don't let this man lie to you
the only update I got is for 76
I’m like DOPE I’m buyin RN
This dude plays fallout 76
I would know since I literally am on my pc, and ps5 always
Where is it ! 🤦♂️
I play it with a friend once in a while
Fallout got so stale
On the personal 'puter n el cinco
They haven't even dropped the engine update, no way there'd be dlc
I got so bored mid stalker 2 run that i reinstalled fallout 1 and im having a lotta fun
Really? Stalker is cool asf to me
Speak English m8
It’s literally BETTER metro
engine update likely is not even the next update
which is the funny bit
Im just vibing with Spotify on motorfest
Say it with your chest or don't say it at all
my money is on the engine update being 2.0
And I LOVEDDDDDD metro so like having stalker 2 is amazing I’m already on hour 103
engine is probably gunna be 2.0
yup
Completely agree, its just that after your 12th playthrough and on some bum hardcore mod things get pretty stale
like stalker 2.0 sounds like a overhaul update
once the engine comes out and im working again
The personal 'puter n the fifth son of sony
i might actually pay someone to put the 1895 in the game
Oh yea I don’t have much left I got my ward ending and am on hour 103 I’m not doing another play through just keeping my save and exploring
Yea skif is basically a super soldier sleeper agent
Like out of all the agents homie is probably the deadliest
Skif isnt an agent tho, he just has military experience
I mean come on plowing over granite squad lmao send the entire army after bro 🤣
Skif is a universal soldier in a JCVD action flick
The end of ward ending you see he’s an angent
And might I say the studdiest agent of em all lmao
i think you kinda misinterpreted it
Dudes almost unstoppable he didn’t need powers like strelok
Wym? You can see through his eyes like the other agents
Its to show that the ward can spy on every person because they have access to the noosphere
Ah
So basically 1984
Well that just makes it EVEN better he truly did get away and won and got his home and he’s not some unwilling agent
Still beats scars ending
Agatha said whatever this stalker wants, he gets
Skifs living that good life after the ward ending
Dude literally won lmao he the true winner of the entire thing
Genuinely yeah
Sure ward got noosphere whatever
Skif is like Comethazine lmao 🤣 he killed all his ops made his dues and now he’s doing whatever he wants
Without the wacked out rebrand to a weird jazz guy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I find it funny how you really just kill almost EVERYONE in the ward ending
Reminder: in the Ward ending, Agatha wanted Skif to take Korshunov’s place
Yea but it’s impossible because he didn’t get level 5 psi protection
So Agatha can go cry about it and sit on a dik
No, Agatha wanted Skif to become colonel of the ward
Yup, colonel martynenko
Oh yea she did say stay with us that would be a cool very last decision
Should have been able to choose a home or stay with ward I mean staying with ward would be so much better
He’d have everything instead of just a home to go back to and work a 9-5 to provide food and heat and electricity for himself on the mainland
Guys I think I have a problem lmao I just had 4 12mg nic pouches in at once 🤦♂️😆
Crazy takes today
I wonder.....
Yeah thats a lot
Way more than a lot 🤣
Ah damn
You’d be throwing up and pale nicced TFFFFF out 🤣
i swear yall slept through half the ending
What it would be like, to see Stalker universe and Mass effect universe collide with eachother
You’d probably never touch another one again or ever want nic again ever again
Ziggies have like what 3mg per ? 5 ?
Idek what that is
Ciggs
what the FUCK is a ziggy
Oh hell no more than that
BRO PASS ME A ZIGGY
Right 🤣
No one played disco elysium smh
I’ve heard fags, cigs, desth stick etc
OH my GODDi need a ziggy so bad
Never ziggy
Ziggy and algul goated combo
But yea nah love me some nic pouches I’ve been through ever form of nic ingestion and I like nic pouches the best
anyone else ziggin out
Stalker universe x resident evil universe x silent hill universe x metro universe x fallout universe x dead space universe
Chew (actual chewing tobacco) makes me throw tf up
Just the smell and I’m yakkin everywhere
fuck might as well throw everything in there
Minus metro since it's about the same, and minus dead space as necromorphs are op
Just throw halo in there but ONLY the levels with the flood
I wanna see a crisis x halo
Because prophet in the nano suit would spank chief like a little baby
Yall ever played dynasty warriors?
What is that
and throw Yakuza in there but ONLY dead souls
No I will not argue with anybody here
The nano suit is superior to the mjolnir in every way
MAYBEEEEE mjolnir has an edge because of constant unlimited power supply
Throw in dark souls too
Bloodborne
And half life 1 xen creatures
but only the xen
Bloodborne is the best of all the souls borne souls like games
restof half life doesn't exist
ONLY the vortigaunts and headcrabs
The g spot man?
gordon who?
Barney what?
the fuck is a combine?
Who the hell is a doctor kleiner?
Alyx ? That edible ?
Crowbar? I didnt know crows could rap
how the hell do you make a gun out of gravity?
Shit how do I make this salmon steak without salt🤦♂️
It’s called a Sling 
Throwing a car off a cliff at someone
Went outside, saw a coyote eating a deer, there goes my lunch
Never seen a bit of live leak?
No I mean, I was going to shoot that deer and make it my lunch
But nature beat me to it
I was craving deer steak today
I just have a pepperoni meatball sub
Guys im trying to climb a ladder rn to reach and artifact but it has 3 anomalies with no space between them and ive died four times
Does anyone know to do get past it ?
I have leftover ribs from last night's superbowl gathering
Is it that electric anomaly latter on the silos?
There is a pipe you can climb that leads to a broken ladder
Only way i know of is to have high electricity resistance and lower the difficulty
Didn't know that, I just said fck it and tanked it
Use the broken ladder to climb up and it's a more clearer path into the shok anomalies, usually the artifact is right there on top, but sometimes it does move and roll
I stopped to go to discord by the silo and while waiting I turned my screen and saw it
would you get 5070 ti or 9070xt?
9070 xt
in most games the 9070 xt will edge out the 5070 ti for 200 dollars less
well more like 400 dollars less these days
Yeah, for me its 400
i own one my self and i love it
replaced my old 3090 with it
Is FSR 4 good?
You can override all games to use FSR 4, if they supports FSR 3 right?
Trough adrenalin software
yes
I think FSR 3 vs FSR 4 isnt even comparable at all, FSR 4 is slightly worse than dlss 4
well yah
its not quite as good
but is that tiny increase in visual clarity worth 400 dollars id say not really
I saw many comparmisions, and sometimes its really the Same. Yeah i didnt believe it
like the only issues ive ever run into with the card are extremely niche issues
like i mean EXTREMELY niche
Dlss 4.5 is overall better, but in some scenes, it looks worse than dlss 4
like it doesn't work properly when trying to play nameless mod using dx9 will crash the game if you tab out of it
What exactly?
and some rom hack i tried to play had an issue where specifically on radeon one of the early game rooms just loads as a black screen and you can't proceed
New HW just doesnt like DX9
You dont need that there however you do need that in the brain scorcher in the stash that has a ram upgrade and groza because the devs removed two ladders for some reason and your only choices are tank the electro or manage to gain momentum on the bouncy anomaly below
However good luck gaining enough momentum AND not landing in an electro
it supposedly works on nvidia but you can just use opengl and it fixes the issue
but other than those 2 issues ive never had a problem with the radeon drivers or software
it lets you save clips just like shadow play too
Like which?
i said both
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What model of 9070xt do you have?
i have a red devil but i would not consider it worth the money
i had bought it hoping for more substancial overclocking but turned out they kinda just have a max clock they will hit
and nothing you can do will make it clock past that point
You know what I want fixed?
Shadow animations
Skifs animations for his shadows are so freaking stiff
his running with a weapon shadow is ridiculous
wtf do I even play now dudes
I’ve explored every single location in stalker and best story
Every other games seems boring asf compared to now
Reason: Bad word usage
Right cuz canonically he goes through the whole zone with a friggin makarov
If you're on PC use this an do perma-death runs
Unfortunate
That’s a helluva mod though
That’s for sure just clicked and read it
Anybody play helldivers2
Yer, is a good mod an nah
nope not at all
definitely not fighting on the automaton front
nope not me
Cyberstan front
That's tomorrow
stalker 2 dlc after that
Yurrr
week of feb 9th so stacked 🔥
Fr fr
I'm on stalker
Cyberstan update is not until tomorrow
So no point in playing right now, already have everything maxed out
Fair enough I’m only level like 99 or maybe 100 but I play with the big boys like I had said before I run 4 different squads, or I should say I HAD run 4 different squads
@main jewel apparently im requested to ask you where do stalkers get there hair cut
cus all stalkers in the zone are all well kept for the most part
Knives and scissors man
dude they cut their own hair with whatever blades they have, have yall not seen like any episodes of naked and afraid or any jungle movie with strong guys in it or something???
i mean bro
this is why so many people in the zone are bald
the ones that arent actually know how to cut their hair
Hey hey, bald is a style....and it also could be due to being irradiated
My brother does. I suck at it 😭
thats true
almost
makes sense
this something a 40 year old millennial would say when they begin to bald
I think my old english teacher has said this exact thing
is your English teacher a 40 year old millennial
People in their 20s can begin to go bald too ya know, just like they can go Grey at age 19
I think he's 30 and bald 💔

I know a couple of girls from my highschool that became bald around age 17
thats why you click the link in the description to get 40% off your Keeps order
wdym woops
Oh I was about to say I didn't know girls commonly went bald 😶
what did you say to them 
I was an asshole in highschool
But to this day they are alive and well, still stage 1 cancer and they are one of my closest friends
I. Playing stalker right now! I only have like a few hours though. 🫤
not any of the zone women are actually around and about
they are all traders
why is this guy up voting everything
Isn't there like 3 or 4.....6 or 7 😅😅😅😅😅
I have zero clue
this is NOTTT REDDITTT
I think its funny
here's your gold stranger 
never ever say anything like this ever again
youtube shorts comments
are you human
Bot detected
I dont believe you're a real guy
I'm sorry lexa I'll do better for you
you'll WHAT
I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY
That's what we call harassment
Yo did you know, that apparently saying HI to anyone can be considered harassment? They can report you for that at my job it's wild
yes
Whenever I'm playing and I come across an abundant amount of medkits and ammo i get a little scared for what's next
well maybe don't touch yourself when you're saying hi to your female coworker
creep
WTF??? LMAO
I'm crine 😭
I ain't talking to any of them skanks at work, I'm chilling
What do you mean skanks
To young, I'll tell you when you are older
I know what it means I'm just curious why you say it in this context 😭
what other context is there
i do this alot
Minor detected
sigh
you don't even have a job
YES I DO
Goo goo gaga
THATS WHY IM UNAVAILABLE FOR HOURS IN A DAY
staying home and playing mobile gamrs
wow like everyone with a job
curious
Lies can only exist now
well then thats their fault
When put in a position of confrontation
then theyy will get rocked if they lie
and i need to know
incase i make funny jokes
13 am I allowed on here,🙁🙁
Uncccc
Hehe, fetus
Nursing home
💔
Everytime I move, I can feel my back creaking
Im younger, get unc'd
are you younger than 19
Nvm, I'm the unc
cause im currently 19
I use a walking stick don't worry I'm pretty much the same as all the oldies...
Happy early birthday
Yes uncle
you missed all the live events
you might as well as call it quits
you basically just came into the theater for the end credits
and the after credit scene
Sheesh, we are not that close yet
I mean....
can you remember 2016
Like come on, the climax has barely even presented itself yet, we still have the falling action then the ending left
"I cried, he crew, we both crode "
Ah yes 10 years ago
i remember 2016
Me? Kinda...
Good times must end eventually
2016, the year of when I went to jail, for flipping off a cop and got a year for because the Justice system was stupid
Oof
I remember markiplier and like ...fgteev 😭...and watching bottle top bill
i miss those times
in a way we have come full circle
the internet is edgy again
no matter how hard they try and keep us down
So negative
It's like people don't even believe in fun, or hope
i hate minors
new gen
some people i know in real life have basically sanitized them selves
You can show them the most spectacular thing ever and they'll be all like "I've seen better this is dumb"
like hate minors
well we can for sure say that lexa wasnt on the island
im deleting that one bruh
I'm sorry, I was barely conscious iPad baby💔
thats too wack
It's crazy out here in this wasteland
okay thats understandable unc
nope #kindlefire
pov im 23
i wonder if my old school photos is in the files
Paper back books for me
cause thats were they went
Hey I read books too
Reason: Bad word usage
Gulp....
I didn't mean to...dont tell the teacher
Nice

anyone else play shitty minecraft clones on the kindle fire
what could you possibly mean by this
people around me tell me being edgy is not funny anymore its actually cringe
ill never understand it
Not on Kindle but on my tablet I played this one Minecraft clone where the npcs would ask for your personal info and it scared me
Lexa was young and needed the work? I dunno
I hate having to put on a front of passiveness in real life
why can't i just be MY TRUE SELF
this right here is rancid and festering
Well the best people to get to know is the people that hate people (idiots, karens, etc)

idk bro i mean people are now telling me i can't say retard anymore
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO
jacks really pissed off he cant "be himself" (scream slurs at pedestrians)
A better place?
Thank you thank you, I get my humor from 90s sit coms and in living color...WHEN NO ONE GAVE A SHIT AND THOUGHT DARK HUMOR WAS FUNNY
People dragged it to the grinder for too long
hell no bro
don't tell them bro
im pretty sure a 90s sitcom would be cancelled for that
Nah man if my father had the option he would punch some of the people on the street if they oh so dare wanna talk shii with him
I don't know about this one chief
this guy is a CREEP
I fųcking hate this time.....like jokes are no longer jokes anymore, no one has a spine to take jokes, you can tell someone "it's a joke not a dıck so don't take it so hard" and they'll get offended and report you to the nearest authorities because you "Hurt their feelings"....pssshh
wdym you don't know
1shut up RETAR?D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its just a joke tbh
NO YOU SHUT UP RETARD
who the fuck is this guy
In a heartbeat
Like I have no comment
Im racer3000X
hey dude
hi
Hi racer3000x I'm jerry
No, the thing is that many older jokes werent jokes, just stupid insults, the easy way out or funnies with barely any thought. Or just doing it for the sake of it
Hi jerry
Ricky Gervais is an example of this
american school children have their photos taken every year, epstein was buddies with the guy who was like the ceo or something of this program, all the photos would be sent to epstein and he would pick out kids he liked from them
its terrible
jeez
bro what
thats awful
american school children still have their photos taken btw
yes
i always thought it was weird
The taking photos or the epstein part
that my photo had to be taken
BOTHHH
why do i gotta pose for a damn school phoyo
I mean its not that weird, its a memento for ur parents to remember when u were young or for u
phtoto
And I always refused to smile for those
why the hell are we talking about this
true
Yearbook photos are a part of an epstein program?
I like having my yearbook photo
i hate my yearbook photos
i deliberately didnt say epstein when i referred to the "island" in hopes the topic wouldnt start
E||in||stein
dang
Lexa has a RBF confirmed
Well I refused because it was just another picture of my smut face
Wait do other countries not have photos taken
well they do
Hey its natural, don't hate, appreciate. Also I have one too, you'll never see me smile ever
YEAAAAAAAAARRAAAGGAGHGHHH 🦅 🦅
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Love yourself before you love anything else, just work with what you got
i love big holes

i love my height and my tummy and my legs
thats it
the grang canyon is awesome
oh and my hair
look at the damn hat
wow dude thats awesome,,i DONT CARE
shut your bitch ass up troy
It's a start
i am describing 4 things i love about myself
Send to the era witch trials
Was this the fourth thing? 😄
MR HOUSE?!?!
I love my posture, my will to continue and succeed, my drive for making sure my friends feel okay about themselves, and that I like cake
read the hat
ahut your bitch ass up troy
yay
who is troy
YHIS IS HOW YOU CUT A XANNNN CAKEEE
SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP TROY
search it up
im so lost
Im gonna desTROY yo booty
lemme find it
Hey you asked for it, it was a silver platter
your a silver platter
People use knifes to cut a cake I just use a die grinder
You're*
Rekt
You're a wooden platter painted silver, but hey, you're alright in my book
i eat it just by taking a fat bite out of it
anyone else remember makign shitty ragecomics on ifunny
what is this supposed to mean
fuck uou
erm ih
no i dont
mr
Stuff your hole hand in it
As opposed to your non-hole hand?
i have a hole hand
❌
A hole hand to make more holes

ask my grandma that
oh wait
you killed her
was rhat rump
canty even have fake png trump
Man I thought that was going a different way

YOUR WEIRDDDD
i didnt know about this
WE CAN NOT HAVE MR PRESIDENT IN CHAT
And you're not? Pfft
can we string this guy up by his toes and burn him
that server pfp

I'm non-flammable, sorry
Anything is flammable when you pour kerosene
What a waste of good fuel
It's not that expensive
night night
Have a good rest ya gremlin
says you
I'm not a gremlin I'm a Mogwai
Well.. Thats that run dead, one tapped by a bandit with a Mosin, which faction do I do next chat
So real talk, there is a door thats locked right? And this area has one of lens crew members, how do you unlock that door?
uhhhh where are you in the game
cause in the factory theres a key thats on a hook on the ceiling
Started a new game, lesser zone right next to the dire thicket
and it leads to a stash
oh
can u show me what dooorrr
i am kinda dumb
Nvm, open sesame it's open lol....turns out it was locked via a power solution
Wow...I'm surprised I never known this before and I done this quest like at least 20 times now
Yeah, for lens, where his man is supposedly kidnapped by a monolithian
I love steamed buns
your a steamed bun
Wow!! A free UDP compact????
yur
can i kill this sin guy
yes
damn alright
Crazy
Sentence them to a coffee table
Me when steamed buns
I'll steam your buns
I also know this awesome recipe from a Chinese buffet owner, I can make some bomb bbq pork steamed buns
clipped
I won't be steaming buns for the deep fryer is underway
this is just awful
Speaking of Chinese food....I do have potstickers I could cook as a snack right now
sin wants to steam my buns
I'm a good cook what can I say?

With or without meat?
An yous had the audacity to call me weird 😄
who gets meatless buns bro
I LOVE STEAMED PORK BUNS
Okay okay, you are based
It's nutbungus
Stalker bread....looks good
Like just the sound of the crunch, the color, man...they must have some insane baking skills
I like stalker 😁
Can I swear here
Sure go for it
I want to be rich
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish for stalker 3
I wish I was a baller
If strelok made that wish then stalker 3 would be made by ea lmao
I'm so over encumbered I dislike this game
That would be awful
That's a fancy word what the hell does it mean
My carry weight is past the limit
Drop all the red items
Oh yeah I hate the stamina system but that's what's makes stalker different form any other game
From
None of my items are showing as red if you mean like when you hover the box around them goes red
Damn it I can't afford the second game I only played the first 3
I believe in you one day you'll get to play it :))
Good 
Of course Gordon is the one to say that lmaoo
Selfish ahh
Of course! Thats what characterizes me
But I meant good as in that you played the trilogy first
Not making fun that you cant buy it. I know what that feels first hand
Oh nvm then you don't fit gordon
Red conditioned items
Im not selfish anymore, yeeeeey!
Oh I just finished the game anyway😭
alife, dlc, engine update this month right
no
1.9 is like bug fixes
2.0 is probably gunna be engine update
then dlc
the dlc trailer thing teaser uses elements from the new engine
so
this js probably gunna be the order
1.9 steamed buns with extra meat
2.0 steamed hams
We need a release date
mr skinners steamed hams
nah
cause if they give theyll be expected to release that time
and knowing gsc
Or guesstimate at most your right a release date would pressuring them
and the stalker 2 release
gsc having a release date aint a great idea
incase something happens like a gsc hq gets burned again
From the Q&A channel it did sound like engine upgrade was next, but bug fixes are always welcome
they can rebuild the stuff
1.9 could possibly be the engine
then 2.0 is dlc
but dlc will come after engine update and testing
Yeah, I mean it would make sense to build the DLC in the updated engine rather than having to port all of that over aswell as the base-game
Proud of you for getting that reference
How about a update size expectation?
200GB, take it or leave it
That's not a hotfix that's an entire overhaul
That's less than cod
There was one update a while back that was 160GB for what amounted to a patch 😂
On console specifically I know PC better but I can't afford one due to ram shortages and unemployment tried 20 times with jobs still won't hire
From what i understand CoD devs also dont compress much because they want it to be the only thing on your drive
I'm glad we know that finally someone else who noticed that
I wonder if the economy is actually bugged in S2
Because artifacts have zero value whatsoever
Odd, you mean literally 0?
Not literally I mean they sell for peanuts, for a uncommon artifact you get like barely 3k for it
The common ones are 1k
There is no special value based off their properties or their functions
Just bland and the same all around
i got something to share with you all
yes
Video by lotsaspaghettiman
Original upload date: Apr 16, 2012
Holdup!!! I just realized something
If we do get multiplayer for S2, GSC better fix the sensitivity then, because this game has M&K support
And against controller with this slow default sensitivity, it's a dead end to their player base, it will be extremely unbalanced and unfair
Yeah, better put in a developer-sanctioned aimbot for controller players 😄
The sensible move is to just not have Crossplay
Not to say controllers dont need more sensitivity, I dont use one so can't comment on that, but generally its impossible to balance M&Kb and Controller being int same lobbies
or just get good at controller theres tons of people who are better than pc players with controller
call of duty is were they all flock too
Cod... you mean that game with ultra-aggressive aim assist...
oh also stalker 2 is more slow paced than anything its not gunna be like call of dutyyyy
Good with controller and using what often amounts to a legal aimbot are mutually exclusive things
actually alot of controller players i see turn this off cause it kinda just assists in center mass rather than head
when i played warzone i turned off aim assig
assist
generally im better at aiming without aim assist so
but i have a mouse and keyboard now so none of that matters
and i dont play warzone
I'm pretty skeptical of that im not gonna lie. Im sure there are very good controller players out there, but as a general rule, you're gonna be hard pushed to get the same accuracy as M&Kb with one because the bio-mechanics don't allow for it
I find the aim to be pretty good now on S2 besides needing max turn rate increased after setting custom aik curve settings, I don't use any aim assist anymore & find I have great fine control compared to some other shooters, can snap aim nicely but really need that 100% turn accel increased to really be able to turn on mfs like Battlefield or something
hm well it shouldnt be as bad since the only movement in stalker 2 is running
and crouching
in games like cod
bro
i understand the necessity for mouse and keyboard
mainly for the movement people
who slide and jump into a prone sprint thing and circle around you
but its not needed
and if your good enough and play your cards right
you controller is your best friend
but boy in stalker 2 we dont even got proning
NGL GSC ADD PRONING
like WHAT ARE WE DOING
Besides like movement spam abuse muh A/D spam bs I find controllers are honestly better for movement here & in general, instead of just two speeds >muh shift walk you have some really great slow creep possible allowing Skif to move almost silently, I found setting my movement curve to match the aim curve has made this even better
The issue with balancing the two in the same environment is the limit of the range of motion. With no aim assist in play, M&Kb should always be beating controller. Sure we don't have crazy movement shennanigans, but in terms of accuracy and target aquisition M&Kb always has the advantage
true
i cant argue a whole arm vs a thumb
generally recoil will be better controlled with a mouse too
i dont think its gunna be too bad tho
i assume headshots are gunna be one shots
Indeed, though recoil control is S2 is uhh.. kinda an afterthought as its very random if you spray beyond about 20m
i wwish stalker 2 recoil was like escape drom tarkov
I think the best option is to allow matching by peripheral rather than merely PC vs. console because like you said, there are those using MKB on console and of course small niche using controller on PC, stikl crossplay should be a toggle for those who want it; lol my experience with anytime crossplay gets turned off on most games is that yeah generally most console players are inept af
so even if it means generally being up against people with better aim, it's often nicer to just have more aware teammates as well
turning cross play off fills lobbies with bots
imagine bot lobbies
They're inept because the input doesnt allow them to be good in all fairness. Look at BF6, you will almost never see a controller player top-frag, and that game has aim assist. Its just not CoD aim assist in such that its not an aimbot
So with, cod they give you custom sensitivity options when it came down to overall sens for looking and aiming, in stalker you only get one setting that maybe makes your reaction time to 2.5 second less than a full .02 second aim flick
Even those without [bot] in the name tend to play like them
Stalker aiming is slow as heck on controller, and with m&k your DPI is automatically a lot higher than base controller dpi so it puts controller users at a huge disadvantage
I still wanna see S2's PvP be in the open world with looting and what not, but it wont happen. That would at least ask a higher degree of game-sense out of the players rather than just how fast you can react
Yep now having manual settings for deadzone, and especially the custom aim curve have really helped vs launch but even the max values are too slow
Exactly
My camera curve is at a straight diagonal line
To where in comparison to other shooters that's sensitivity at 50 at most
I usually play my shooters at 85 that have a good aim curve and disable Aim acceleration
dayz stalker 2 liks experience
people spawn across the lesser zone
DayZ even has a faster aim curve
Yeup, exactly like that. Would be infinitely better than DM/TDM
is there an option to change languages for call of pripyat’s ps5 remaster? i cant find it
make something like that
OOUGHH THE MORE YOU KILL OLAYERS THE MORE SCORE YOU GET SO THEN IT UPS YOUR STALKER RANK
LEADERBOARD COMEBACK
Well it would have the capacity for both coop and PvP, same as DayZ does. Slap in voip and let people go off on thier merry way. You'd see faction play with real players, you'd get PvP, map knowledge would play a massive part, yadayada
AND THEN YOU CAN GET BOUNTYS FOR YHE HIGHEST LEADERBOARD GUY
well yeah
but people just coop
like basically 2 skifs in a world
Yeah that would be wonky
sad
GSC hearing all sorts of different ideas for S2 multiplayer & instead dropping dead-on-arrival PvP-only modes that no one was really anticipating the return of 
Survarium 2.0 here we go 
i guess only SOC and CS has ukrainian dub
ah nvm
im just blind lmao
Thing is, I would literally pay money for a DayZ style multiplayer set in this universe and I expect i'm not the only one. I would not pay for an arena mode tho
so play a dayz stalker mod
Of course... but the point remains its an easy W for GSC to do.
Easy to do, probably not, but people would lap it up
DayZ stalker would be pretty fire, the interactions tho would be kinda stale with these animations
Just not the same, would be nice to experience it within S2 itself instead of the perpetual jank that is DayZ
Eh, noone plays DayZ for the animations, they play it for the interactions between players
These animations are essentially 7 days 2 die pre alpha
Teabag twice if friendly KOS otherwise
The animations like the emotes I mean, the gestures, there is not one person that does not use those, especially the reset button
"No mic, no life" Acktually 😄
I mean... sure? But they're not exactly high quality, they just kinda exist
It adds to the interactions man
About the only ones I see regularly outside of F11 is someone flipping the bird or putting thier hands up 😄
I have 682hrs in that game holy cow
2.2k for me lul



