#☢┃stalker-general
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Yeah. That.
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Mark Zucc
SOBE
Mark Zuccernuggets
Mark Zucclestiltskin
john stalker the pro
John Pork is the only John
Robin, of Stalksley
John Anti-Cheat vs GSC mods
Steals from Sido, and gives to the poor.
Jeremy Freedom and Jacob Duty
Cursed.
Do you answer or decline tho
I set my phone on fire.
He seems kinda chill tbh
He seems like an acid trip gone wrong.
i find the nearest tank.
Thanks I hate it

An average dude.
Just a homeslice
whoops, wrong emote
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Harambe didn’t die for this.
Gorilla, or not.
That man died doing the right thing.
What in the gold plated f..

Ahhh. Good ol Denise Richard’s.
Me and @vernal lily aren't fking around, WE STRAIGHT FIND OUT!
Who made that? I wouldn’t use it.
😆
Yo. Is this a Fallout 4 gun?
Ahhh. Miss Riley
Dawg krezzin
Bro pulled out the ace
Awww embed fail.
Told you, man. We straight find out!
This mf
Pegged you more as a Mordian Iron Guard or Cadian Shock Troop which are based on Starship Troopers
I’m actually not a Krieger. I’d probably be more Cadian. But. E-Tool.
Im a Tyranid main.
Yall ain’t nothing but Biomass, to me.
Cadians got those as well 
We are all equal under Hivemind-Chan
Death to the Alien
Valid.
Why not tau?
Because no equality 
The are basically the covenant. You like the covenant
I don’t like the the covenant.
I just wish they’d come glass our shit, like. Tomorrow.
Big difference.
But Tau isn’t real.
Stalker 2 leaks
Banned
I see
Btw
Same
Bruh
F***
Wait, how much are you blackanese? I'm 2%
Hi 2% 
Tec has that dawg in him.
Probably ate it tbh
I did. In Korea.
It’s called Gaegolgi
Crimson today with the naughty jokes
They're just a better friend
Childhood trauma, and I hate imperium.
Tyranids or Genestealer Cults?
Also, ironic
I crave equality.
Good question
Fair enough. To each their own I say. I’m just curious
It’s all good.
You crave sexuality?
Leagues of Votann
My opinions on the imperium are “political”.
So. I can explain.
Once. And I can drop it.
I gotcha
I don't even know what we're talking about here, I lost track
No words needed. I’ll read the room
If they're political, then they're tied to IRL politics. Fiction is fiction dawg 
You are on crack
Crack on, crackers
You are
real
You are
Basically, the imperium looks exactly like “if the British won”
Sure. They all have the accents. But everything they do, and say. Is the most British stuff I’ve ever seen.
I’d rather be a Nid, than a loyalist.
End Rant.
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Hey, nids have some pretty badass troops
The Nids go hard. Remind me of the Flood.
Just no personality
Lets post ass!
Which. I think the Flood would wipe WH40K
Twerkathon?
Let'sn't
Gravemind do be superior
I think about it, a lot.
Especially in a game like Darktide?
Fighting the Flood, instead of Nurgle?
Tertium is lost in half an hour. Tops.
Halo should’ve released a horror game like darktide. I’d gobble that up
For sure.
You play as a squad of marines just tryna survive
Even an Astartes can’t stop a Flood form.
The only thing that saved Chief was energy shields.
No twerkathon today?
Flood-Astartes would go hard, though.
They call me the twerkinator
Sons of Horus.
I’m a white male.
I am in possession of no cheeks worthy of a twerk.
In the books he almost gets infected. The infection form gets through his neck but Cortana shocks it through the armor systems.
HORUS
I am.
HORUNSE
honse
my grandma taught us how
I'd love to face Genestealer Cultists first
but.. Space King
And the way the Rippers were shown, is Space Marine 2.. Ceramite isn’t stopping an Infection Form.
The Imperium falls to the Flood.
Every time.
I still don't know what's going on
Ah, a Son of Sanguinius instead 
I’d go Loyalist, just to see what that fight is like.
:]
Face them? Heretic 
The Nids that ate all those Marines. Screaming HORUS
Aleph Null
How I see it is its actually a lot like the Forerunners. The various groups think the flood is nothing until its too late. Imagine the Flood making a Gravemind with the guard and baiting the Astartes in
The Flood would have a Keymind on any Hive World, in less than half an hour.
It would be so sick.
They’d also probably scare Necrons a little.
“Logic Plague” can smoke those inorganic shits.
Who would win Necrons or Flood
Flood infected Orks
Honestly, I think it would be close? Depends on the Dynasty/World.
And level of Flood Spores involved.
But after a while… Grave/Keyminds warp reality.
They’re more like a Warp Entity or Chaos God at that point.
Orks would literally just say “I don’t fink itz reel”
And boom. Flood would vanish.
Orks would paint themselves purple.
But they are mechanical, can bend reality and have the ability to reanimate
Flood doesn’t discriminate.
They turned all manner of inorganics against their prey.
Necrons would just be a “foe” without biomass.
The worst with the Flood is their hivemind able to absorb memories of infected. 1 Eldar with knowledge of Wraithbone means ALL Flood know about the Wraithbone
They wouldn’t be able to control them tho
One flood, taking one Necron woukd know how Necrons work.
The Flood would probably just view the Necrons as Forerunner machines, destroy and move on.
It would take a while. But I can’t rule it out.
Flood turned all of the Forerunner tech against them.
Humanity, too.
The zone was created in our image
The Flood are probably as old as Necrons.
Older. Their lore is
strange
Humanity, in Halo, is older than Imperium Humanity.
It’s already been reset, once.
See: Indexing
Fun fact, Humanity developed the glassing beams used by the covenant. They made them to destroy the Flood
Necrons aren’t just tech tho. They are living sentient being
Then they got reset by the Forerunners
Even better
I personally think the silent king could wipe out the flood if he wanted to
Flood is pickier than Nids.
Not only does Flood want biomass.
It craves SENTIENCE
All sentient life.
Flood would see Necrons and say “challenge accepted”
Sentience they wouldn’t be able to get a grasp on
Necrons are far out of their reach
Xplain't whatsn't gooing ohn?
You concur?
Concede ≠ concur.
You contour?
It means I give in, not agree.
Fair enough
You controll?
Speaking of Halo.
Yall like heavy metal and shit?
Or some newer, softer stuff like Lorna Shore?
The real question is Flood vs Chaos
Check out “Shadow of Intent” they’re a band dedicated to Halo lore.
I don’t think they could take death guard for starters. Black legion they stand a chance
Best two albums are “Primordial” and “Reclaimer”
They also wrote one for the war in Ukraine.
“Elegy”
Thousand Sons are my main army, Magnus 'Did nothing wrong wrong'
Thousand Sons is a hard counter
Actually that's a better question
Magic Sand Boys
The Chaos gods are fueled by emotions, right?
The wizards don’t actually have any matter
With enough Flood, wouldn't Chaos get Stronger with the more Flood
Probably not.
Graveminds don’t operate on emotion.
The other factions suffering because of the Flood would fuel Chaos.
But not Flood itself.
WHAT
IS
GOONING
ON
HERE
CAN
YOU
PLEASE
XPLAIN
TO
ME
LIKE
IM
FIVE
YEARS
OLD
AS
MY
BRAIN
IS
SHORT
CIRCULATING
RIGHT
NOW
Nerd hypothetical scenarios
Warhammer and Halo
Real geek talk
Which.
A UNSC fleet is flying circles around an Imperium Fleet
Shaw Fujikawa outclasses a Gellar Field.
A voidship? I dont know about that
If a Voidship even makes it through the Warp.
Those are literally flying cities
Its more going through the warp or entirely avoiding it
A UNSC fleet will get anywhere, faster, and more reliably than a void ship
Image using yhe Glassing beams as offensive weapons
Can we call GSC and ask them to release A-Lfie 2.0.1?!
And a MAC round would probably make a voidship blush.
Sure but the amount of weapons would wipe out a fleet in a snap
If they could lock on.
The smaller, and faster UNSC ships would fly circles around them
40k ships do have the larger assortment, and size wise they are massive.
No more I can wait
I'm 60, soon I'm 90
The real edge is the UNSC has small strike craft. Sabers, Long Swords, Broad Swords, etc
A Covenant fleet would be a better match, honestly.
Nukes. MACs. Fighters.
Reliable FTL
UNSC, EZ-PZ
But I still believe an Astartes is ripping Chief in half.
I can only glaze so much.
The imperium doesn’t just have large ships. There’s also small aircraft’s for planet side battles. There is a very large range of options in 40k universe
Ok ok. Real(ish) cage match.
Jason Bourne vs The Equalizer?
Jason Bourne vs John Wick?
Jason Bourne vs James Bond
Bond and wick easy
Really?
Biased opinion ofc
Bond has the gadget edge, Wick to me is whoever gets the first opening decides it, maybe 50/50
I think Bourne is smoking Bond.
Wick… Sucks. He’s all headshots and failed grapples.
Equalizer would probably crush Bourne.
I’m talking. Cage. Hand to hand.
Terminator
In order
Equalizer
Wick
Bourne
How dare you do terminator like that
I agreed.
T-1000 is weird
Bourne smokes the humans.
Terminator beats Bourne.
That’s what he is.
A fkn clanker
Nomenclature: T-1000
Equalizer peaked thou, the movie w my man Denzel
PUMP UP THE JAM
Damn bro really said hard r like that
Bourne crushes Wick, in a fist fight.
Bourne crushes Bond in a fist fight.
Bourne might get diddled by Equalizer in a fist fight.
Stephen Amell’s Green Arrow, vs MCUs Hawkeye?
Both are terrible tbh
Also. Master Chief is wiping MCU Captain America
I like Green Arrow, but… You’re not wrong.
I’d definitely pick green arrow tho
Yeah I remember that was one of Batman’s rivals
Superheroes are trash
Raz taught Batman.
Also, Oliver Queen.
But only Ollie became the next Raz.
dequeue
How can a man be called Olvier and QUEEN?! Bruh
That’s his last name, bruh.
Captain America, without a shield VS Master Chief without MJOLNIR
Queen ain't what your last name you want to be.... IN A BIG MALE WORLD
Who’s winning iron man or cyborg
Ooohhhhh
Pepsiman or Schweppsman?
I don’t know enough about Cyborg to say.
Mezzo Mix
Damn bruh
Fanta
Don’t mind me. Just popping my hemorrhoids back into my butt.
Tom Delonge?
His Angels and Airwaves band kinda sucked.
No idea
That looks like a Blink 182 scene.
Drop down and give me 20 marine
“Corporal Perez, A-Company. CP’s this way.”
1, 1, 1, 1
Regret, regret, regret…
Lmao
“Dear Humanity.
We regret being alien bastards.
We regret coming to earth.
And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!”
I was just about to write that
“Dear Stalkers,
We regret being Warden bastards.
We regret coming to the Zone.
And we most definitely regret that Skif just blew up our raggedy ass SIRCAA”
skif did that?
I hate a 1,1,1 mother effer.
Also sorgi for reactivating monolith 🥺 👉 👈
You must do a real push up
They call it character development
“Gut check”, in some circles.
lol they don’t do that anymore
Not as much hands on these days but I’ve heard those kinds of stories
Well we aren’t in a time of war
Fair.
It’s pretty chillax. Not really what I was expecting tbh
That shit makes me mad… Having Afghanistan be taken back in record time.
Like… What was I even there for?
That shit fell faster than a Helldivers invasion.
I’d get into it but I don’t wanna get the hammer lol
Say less.
Cortana or Jarvis?
I kinda liked Weapon. Other than the fact that her name is corny as hell.
No sane person is picking Jarvis here unless you are talking more useful
Eh I’d argue he’s more advanced
Could you imagine a Cortana version of Vision, though?
That would be sick
I liked the Halo show…
Which Halo? The new one?
I really do wanna be playing that. I’m pumped.
Campaign Evolved
Hell yeah. I need that shit.
It has stalker 2 graphics. Because UE5
It honestly looks promising compared to the last 3 titles we’ve gotten
Real.
I might make an MCCrun, again.
Oh I’m gonna finish a full gauntlet before it drops
I’m not sure if we’ve got any dates yet tho
Is that a for sure ?
Yes. Their plan is “end of the year”
But I dunno exactly.
Hella. I’ll have to get into it before then. I bet there’s gonna be some dope shit
Yes. Bigger Elf Knockers
All I want.
Big. Jiggly. Elf T..
I mean swords
Big. Elven SWORDS
Bro you starving 😭
Shhhhh
That brotha lost in the sauce
It’s only been a little over three years.
But. On purpose. I don’t be trying for dates, or nothing.
Can’t have kids, anyway.
My bloodline dies with me.
You ever try the ex wife again?
Nope.
Not around here.
This is a retirement county.
You’re either 16, or 60.
College town. And cop town.
No one here is worth a damn. Not even myself.
Expensive
You get good VA benefits or nah
I fix shit for old people, and collect measly VA check.
Can’t afford much else.
I just had my first cigarette in a week.
Life is rough.
Damn you really got screwed on them benefits
That’s what happens when Uncle Sam gives you the boot.
I almost got nothing at all.
At least ur pulling through. There’s a lot of people who don’t even have that
Only thing that saved me was the fact I reenlisted.
That’s right.
I completed a contract, honorably. So. I get something
Mostly education benefits.
I can go to school (again) for free.
Or marry someone, and let them get free college.
Why don’t you?
Don’t know what to study, and my dad literally runs the college in town.
So. I’ll hold off.
Damn. You’ve really got a series of unfortunate events stringing about
Or was that something they just threw at you
But no real reason. That’s just what they gave me.
I wanted Medic. But my GT score wasn’t a 110, it was a 105 or some shit.
MP has an Intelligence requirement of 99. So I took that.
Oh so you wanted to go into the medical field?
I mean what did you want to do with the experience you were going to gain from the military
Ah first responder
I didn’t think that far ahead.
I joined to escape my (adopted) family.
“Future” wasn’t my concern.
Freedom was.
I get that.
I joined up for the wrong reasons, and got chewed up and spit out for the wrong reasons.
I hope these cigarettes kill me sooner than later.
Did you never think about what you were going to do once it was all over?
I hope I get a heart attack in my driveway.
No. I never expected to have to leave.
Don’t think like that chief
I see so you were just riding the wave
I was doing somethin
Hell most people don’t even make it to boot
But hey.
Now I know how to make a Water Pulse Charge and do CPR
I can tell you the 5 steps of room clearing.
Types of breaching.
How to do crime scene things, ask questions.
But uhh. I can’t do much else.
Play games, and die.
Hell yeah, I’d love to hear some of that. I was gonna do infantry which is one of the core things you get to learn
Learned in SRT (Phase 1, not Phase 2 certified)
Even then. I got an MTT, and not the whole school.
So I know army swat things. Just not “certified”.
I’m a door kicker. People helper.
I gotcha. Did you ever try swat after you got out?
Nope.
I did try out for a few State PDs though.
Maryland and New Orleans. Both turned me down
Funny. I tried out for NOPD when the finale of Game of Thrones aired.
Ah yeah I remember you told me it’s difficult for an MP to adapt to civilian laws.
I remember finishing my “PT test” and watching Arya kill the White Walkers.
Three people got shot, that night.
So glad I didn’t get hired.
I probably wouldn’t have survived on Nola for very long.
That’s a rough game.
Especially if some nerd came out chanting that voodoo?
Pffft!
They’re getting kneecapped.
You ain’t cursing me, bro.
Lmao
Honestly, that city breaks my heart.
Parts of it are still blown out from Hurricane Katrina.
Ward 9 I think, half of it is still empty lots
I did a couple papers on the storm. Seen a lot of the post storm photos. Including the failure of the victim recovery services.
Katrina smoked Louisiana. Not Florida.
Most places are just. Boarded up. Condemn. Entire lots of… Ruins.
Cannibals and gangs on the left. Hurricanes on the right.
Oh Louisiana
This statement sounds like straight out of the game Kenshi.
Florida is a joke, though.
I hated living there. But I lived in two of the worst counties ever.
Pasco and Pinellas.
It’s true. Florida is soaked with it
ya know, I came in here today wondering what the discussion was, I thought this sounded a little odd in context of stalker, but believable and than read more
Oh right, Jazzland, Six Flags New Orleans, the land got bought for a resort development.
Oof pasco, I’m sorry dawg 😭
Pasco County
Is the best county
For you and me
KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA!
You know ur living in the wrong place when a tweaker comes up tryna stab you with a fork for some cigarettes
😄
Not an exaggeration , either.
It’s tragic
Florida Man is not a myth.
I drove Uber, in Florida. That was my job. Oh.
And concrete/asphalt in Tampa
Nice gig. Bet you drove around a lot of interesting people
NY doesn’t scare me because “hard city folk”
It scares me because it’s fkng cold
It’s less hard city folk more entitled political folk
There was some football player around there. Did work on a driveway in that guys neighborhood.
Pussy
Bro don’t even know what cold is
Till you walk to work in shorts during a snow storm
That too.
I don’t wanna hear any complaining about the cold
Damn, that’s rad
Cold ain’t even bad. I like getting cozy in it
Bro, I’ve been cold.
I’ve had to go run into a bunker, during IDF in -50
In my PTs.
Cold as hell. Scared of getting blown to shreds.
Your words mean nothing, posh boy.
The trick to cold is as long as your core isn’t cold
It’s very tolerable
Why I can wear shorts in -15c
And have no issues
The rain is what traumatizes me in the army lmao. I hate being cold and wet.
One slight breeze and it’s all over
YEP!
I lose all motivation once my feet and hands get wet/cold.
Wet socks?
I’m done. No further work can be asked of me.
My line of work basically ban shorts so I never get the chance to wear them anymore
Which sucks
Get fk’d Sarn’t. I’m not doing it. Ask a Private.
What do you do in the mechanical field ?
I be all wrapped up in PPE in my own shop.
Almost gored myself with a disc grinder.
If Osha doesnt see it did it even happen
When I drive a forklift osha is terrified
If it weren’t for my welding jacket, my intestines would be on my toes.
Jesus man 😭
I’m like the only person in my entire mechanic class who’s forklift certified
Most dangerous tool in the shop, man. That wheel grinder.
Thats hilarious
Cut your shit smooth off.
Why’d you get certified 😭
At applied materials
We quality controlled particle accelerators
One of the worst I delt with was Welding Flash. Felt like my eyes were made of sandpaper. It was awful. Cover your booth or work spot.
We needed a fork lift to move the pieces around
Nice so you actually get to use one. Thought you got it for the fuck if it
Welding gives the worst sunburns.
You’ll go blind as fk, too.
Also bad for your lungs
100%. Those jackets arent for fashion they save you
Depends on the metal you’re using.
Like galvanized steel? Shit will kill you.
My uncle has serious breathing problems after doing work for so long
I was certified for Stick, MiG, and TiG. Screw Oxy
But yeah depends
I do MiG
If you don't want shit to kill you, weld with your other stick down there. But that's done only in private areas like locked bedrooms!
I’d love to get my hands on a TiG welder, though. Mmmm.
I cant anymore cause of the accident ruined my wrist. Im getting some scans done to look at the internals to see if something is still wrong
I’m sorry. That suuuucks.
My welding is usually art.
Travel down to Florida and sell it at shows.
Cause my right forearm the muscles are still majorly damaged. Like the area feels bumpy and off shaped when touched.
Whats going on, Solder...
Sounds like a bad healing process.
I’m sorry.
Paid $9k for trade school only to get hip checked by a car 2 months later
Freaky Friday has already begun
My dad taught me how to weld.
That’s about it. I never had a school.
I just got handed tools.
But man. Argon be expensive.
My safety teacher was forced to retire from his job working on Ferraris cus his joints gave up on him
If only you folks can weld A-Life together...
Besides the arm and my hips, Im much better, but some lines of work are outside what I can physically do.
@wanton blaze Are you perhaps the real Solder?
Nothing is impossible with adderall pills and monster energy
Its why I enjoyed stick a bit more, plus throwing the slag covering into water and watching it pop off
Into the burner anomaly you go
Nah Im fat but not Solder fat
It’s freaky Friday tho
It is Freaky Friday.
true 😏
Ohhhh shit. Time for me to get into full regalia, and start haunting the neighborhood.
Old camouflage face paint, some old OCP uniforms. Hide in the brush.
Ooga booga time
Had someone draw a gun on me, in my own yard. For scaring them.
Had my candy bowl on the porch.
I was hiding in the yard. Some guy, and his kids go up to get some candy.
All I did was stand up and say “Happy Halloween”, and this cop ass MFr spins around with Sig in my face.
One year when I was a teenager I stood in a Jason outfit, the 4th Movie Jason, and would stand next to the candy bowl. I got slugged only once. Only jumpscared kids who took more than 1 peice.
But, I had a baby Glock, a sub compact .380.
Had it held in a hip shooter stance.
Dude was mad as fk.
What are you being for the Halloween @dreamy dagger the master baiter?
He’s being “Butthurt about A Life”, duh.
I know this movie
I'll cosplay as Master Dick-a-Trick
What is a master dick a treat
Ain’t that Old Gregg?

I only knock on women's bungaholes
What a playa
“Vicky came in, and she caught me red handed, creeping with the Snork next door.”
Mans gotta work unfortunately
Lmaooooooooo the sequence here 😄
“Picture this, we were both butt naked, screaming “gimme some more”
What the hell mewtwo
A snork???
I dunno. It’s been 24hrs.
I’m loopy on no sleep.
I would be careful saying this statement
Why?
I’m dead as hell bruh 😭
You need a woman to check on your gadget if it's giving the proper data
I'm not sure the chat can get any weirder than that
I’m speechless
“On this Cossacks, oh so heavy.
‘Fo we fk, can you neck me?
A couple Rads, and I am ready.
I want to arrive, GIMME THAT SNORKY”
-Plies
Honestly… I miss Plies.
And Lil Boosie.
bows
Thank you, thank you.
Everyone. I just want to say, that without the Monolith, none of this would’ve been possible.
I love Boosie.
que Tejas sending a monolith femboy
His stupid high pitched voice makes me laugh so effing hard.
I love boozie
I think I have that image saved
Tejas has the whole stalker fandom in his files
Now that one heck of a rhyme, bwoe
“Heya, Vicky!”
“Hi, Skif!”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“Sure!”
“Hop on in!”
“Im a Stalker Girl, in a Stalker woooOoorrlLd
Life with Cossacks, it’s fantastic.”
I wish I could rhyme.
I have the same birthday as Eminem, but… I just cannae make a beat.
Favorite eminem song ?
Favorite Rakim song?
Hmmm.
Probably FACK
Official music video for "When I B On Tha Mic" performed by Rakim from the album, The Master.
Subscribe to Rakim's YouTube channel: https://Rakim.lnk.to/YouTube
Listen to 'The Master' album: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-3dWf5IpGex3VMDJYZvtwhr-bs46YNoY
Music video by Rakim performing When I B On Tha Mic. (C) 1999 Universal Records...
Or the one where he puts a gerbil in his ass, through a tube.
Hella
Rakim 4ever
I just need to learn how to rap. I’m sure I’d make some hilarious songs.
Buuuut. I’m a metal head.
I sing, scream, and play drums.
Gotta find ur flow first
I don't think I can sing, but I do write poetry
Got a blog for it too, but going through writer's block for the longest time, no new ones yet.
I wrote a poem about spiders.
Because I’m scared of them, but didn’t want to hate them.
So I had to write something to tell myself that they’re good critters.
Used to do freestyle in the parking lot with my boy every other day. We got into it
I used to literally piss myself at the sight of spiders.
Then. I got older.
Killed every spider I saw.
Out of fear.
Grew up. Gave up on killing.
I could never hang.
I’ll pop a beat for you. But I couldn’t drop bars.
“You could find the Lair.
And have Snorks everywhere!!!”
I spare Jumping Spiders
This man gets it.
Happy Halloween
You too
YOURE PURPLE NOW
It was fun, we did all type of flow. From crazy fast to slow and old school
Then tomorrow Mariah Carey starts singing. Yes, many watched me evolve into purple live.
But everyone can rap. Just gotta put urself out there
Maybe one day.
You need to get out, hit New York and find this guy with the tech
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EIPcG2BSj30
I ain't ever singing in public, rather dig myself a grave
I went to college for singing.
Found out I could scream, later.
I occasionally get blasted and sing Karaoke.
Mans must do weird sounds when he's making love
"AAAAAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "AAAAAAAAATYEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH" - proceeds to headbang
I don’t make much noise at all, actually. It’s a complaint many women have given to me.
I’m unfun because I make no noise.
Ayoooo 😭
My talent went into listening to rhythm by ear and being able to figure out the notes to play on the violin. It's how I still know how to play the violin even tho I don't remember the notes at all.
Violin goes hard.
Violin takes skill
Violin just goes H A R D
I wish.
Piano, too. I’d love to learn piano.
I’m not meant for strings, though.
Jack gonna be slashin and dashin soon
I don’t even play drums “the right way”
Technically a piano can be considered a string instrument 😏
Will by the 4th daily carry knife

I’m ambidextrous.
Born a righty.
So. I use a right handed kit, but I play with my left hand.
What kind tho
I consider a piano as a string instrument.
It’s a m390 long style utility blade
The hack smith blade
The YouTube channel guys
It's both classified as a percussion and string
Saw what they were cooking up and I just had to have it
Yup.
Fancy
It’s also my fervent belief that metal is the closest modern relative to classical music.
Again, see: Shadow of Intent
Specifically, their song “The Prophet’s Beckoning”
It’s a Halo song. About the day the Covenant found Earth.
That song makes me cry, dude.
It’s literally a song about watching yourself get glassed.
Damn bro you really got the whole getup
Ready for mechanical war out here
Do you carry all four knives on you?
Like some kind of Private who spent too long in the PX?
What's that guy's name that sells you things in RE4? Jack is probably that dude in a trench coat, except it's all knives.
I mean. Looks cool. For real.
I’m just poking fun.
Knives are awesome. I carry one.
Yes
Private what the hell are you wearing and why the hell did you bring so much shit?
Because even if your foe is wearing level 4 plates, they don’t protect the armpits.
like sausage knife
Brachial artery runs in the armpits.
Give your armored attacker a hug, stab up into Pit.
They are unconscious in 30sec due to hemorrhaging, and deceased in 30-60 more.
Without hemostats, and the ability to locate said ruptured artery. Your attacker is not surviving.
Pretty good one magnicut blade
Pretty epic
Then I got a flip knife that takes utility blades
You cannot stop an armpit wound.
The crunch has a bread knife sorta
Do you ever have to actually use said blades ?
yo guys imo there should be a challenge forum 
Opening things
Packages containing more knives ?
Yes
Like, for challenge runs?
Does jack have a letter opener knife
yupp
The knife is a letter opener
These are cool
Technically yes, you can use any knife as letter opener
my letter opener is Unexistent
Imagine using a bowie knife tho
I open letters with my mouth
I throw my letters away.
how sharp is it
Sharp enough
I don’t carry real big knives that you could attack people with

Usually someone trying to tell me I owe em something.
If they want it, they obviously have my address.
Because I would be kicked out of my Uni
Bro racking up that debt
The blades I have are all clearly tool knives
So it gets a pass but
I’m not pushing my luck
Pretty sure it's also illegal. Differs by state when it comes to what length is banned to carry.
Ready for Uncle Sam to cash in. 😉
Technically yes but the law is strictly for knives
Most states it’s 3in
Multi tools are a loop hole
Look out for them joes in fancy suits
If something is a multi tool
The knife rule doesn’t apply
Interesting...
I can’t believe switchblades are illegal in some places
No one thinks this is gonna be used for gang violence
OI BRUV YOU TRYNA GET STUCK
don't yall in America are allowed to have guns with ya?
Anything is allowed with enough money being thrown at it
nah not in italy
In the US
ohh yep
Still happy with it?
nothing is illegal if the gov isnt aware of what you got fr
Only saw Italy for like a day and a night.
Went down to Vicenza for army stuff.
If you got enough money they don’t gaf
Also hi Based
It’s only illegal if you get caught, Stalker.
Speaking of which did you get to take any trinkets home from the military?
Hell yah I love it
Define trinket.
Yes and no
In my state it’s fairly limited where you can legally conceal carry
hello! good to see you
I’ve got scarves.
A few from Korea. A few from Germany, and other parts of Europe.
A whole cloak/wrap/shawl from Afghanistan.
Like you can’t conceal carry on Uni grounds or public transport in my state
Coins and patches from other units.
Other states do allow this but not mine
Romanian patches. Afghani patches. Korean patches.
That’s awesome.
As a trade off my state lets me do basically anything I want to a car as long as it’s 25 years old
Polish coin. German coin.
Wanted to climb for an Edel Weiss.
Korean woman’s uniform top.
Basically as long as your car doesn’t smoke out the neighbor hood you’re good to go
I hope I get to station somewhere in Asia
Met her in WLC.
Eventually
I do, there’s also Japan and the Philippines
Japan is also kinda neat.
Philippines go hard.
I wanna go to Japan
I’m leaning more towards Philippines. I already know a lot about their culture. It would be a very enjoyable experience.
I’d move back to Korea, if I could.
Even Germany.
But probably Korea.
The food is better.
No contest.
Japan has all kinds of crazy stuff like this. It’s nice out there
You could see the coolest car ever made
I bet man, I’m jealous
You mean the Skyline?
They keep it at the Mazda museum in Hiroshima
Disregarded
The skyline is over hyped
Isn’t that Paul walkers signature car?
You mean a HERSE?!
What’s a herse
Funeral Wagon
Oh damn.
No that’s the car that won the 1991 24 hours of Le man
Ex wife was a mortician.
I was talking about the skyline. Didn’t even know what that car you sent was
Oh
Looks like something from a video game v
Skyline is ok, really. Jack is right.
Soldiers just get hyped about it cause “it’s cool”
I’m a generic American that’s not a big car guy. I don’t know these fancy Japanese toys
Why I like rx7
Not only is it not crazy money for what you get but
It’s an incredible car
It's still dark over here, but I am starting to see sunrise
Save up. Make it a project
EAST COAST BABY
I still just want an Opel GT.
Gib me da poor man’s corvette.
Killed a Hog/Boar with an Opel SUV.
Gotta built them retirement funds mewtwo lol
Looks like Lightning McQueen
But with no color.
2 cylinder car go 💥
Car very sleepy
I would. Just to see what it’s like.
Reminds me of a top gear episode
Mr bean
I can see you mobbin a jaguar
Really?
A jaguar of all things?
I’d ride a Beamer. An old Beamer.
You don’t like jags?
Honestly, I want one of those old Maximas with the powered seat belts.
I fucken hope not
Those cars are terrible
I don’t like Jags.
Overrated.
Terrible but some have cool designs
Too… Bulbous. Round. Lumpy.
Exactly
If it came in black.
Look at the guy
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
I could roll in it.
Not reliable by any means tho
A yellow series 8 rx7
well in some parts of America the laws are more strict so that's understandable
I was being facetious.
The yellow throws me off. Such a weird color for a car.
Yellow is such an ugly car color, to me.
I’m with mewtwo bright colors on cars is not it
Could just be my old soul talking tho
I’d call it a Piss Pot, and move on.
brother, anything can't be dark ong🙏
everything in the world is becoming more simple, less colorful, more dead
The blue they come in is also amazing
Lemme see
Very blatant of you. Sorry you feel that way
Yeah, that’ll work.
Looks like a totally different car dude.
look at companies, projects, houses, logos
On a Subaru
All I was saying is I like dark colors on cars. Could care less about what ur talking about
IM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAI
Not bad rims. Still a nice blue.
That’s the us markets blue
You can just shove artifacts in the gas tank.
I’d do it.
I love those little bongo trucks.
With a Radio Kyrat like Far Cry 4
I want a super charged Subaru sambar
Fully speced it could have ac 4wd a super charger and 5 speed manual
Guys. Yall need an electric blanket.
Now I'm wonder, if don't pay for the Ultima upgrade right now, would it goes up in price when the DLC come out?
Like I doubt we see it next year but...
It’s Friday, Friday.
Gotta get down on Friday.
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend.
Friday, Friday
Gittin down on Friday.
Duuuuuumb.
The Exp grind is real.
I found a door in a train tunnel that lead to a huge underground bunker and I found... Not. Very. Much. >_>
yes, imo it will at 100% go up by 5€ at least, i know GSC's moves
don't you see how the upgrades are 25$,35$? well theire gonna get added 5$ more obviously
probably story section
The story marker ie nearby, this was en route to it.
It had two rat swarms too which was very annoying.
I did find a bunch of ammo and a mint AR412? Or whatever it is. But it felt like I should find something way better. The final room with rats in had a broken Boomstick and some bread. If the game makes me go back there at least everything is dead lol
I posted the location in #📸┃screens_and_videos maybe you recognize it.
Hmm. Looks like somewhere in Zaton, but I can’t say I’ve been down that tunnel.
I’ll definitely go check it out, though.
Predator is like the only gun worth a damn in Zaton, and by then you would already have a SPAS
I mean, sure. SOFMOD, but. Unless you have match grade ammo, and Better Ballistics… SOFMOD is just a funny way to spell Koupons.
Yeah it is in Zaton, I only just realized it has the area location in the top left of the PDA. That's neat.
I didn’t see that.
I just recognize the topography
You enter it by the train tunnel where my player is, and it goes fully under that whole area of trees there.
There’s actually a part of Hontas quest that takes you here to kill a burer
That’s a recognizable road, to me.
Hontas... have I met them yet. Hmm, hard to say. Maybe not. I've just arrived in this area.
Plus, from that screenshot.
That little strip of buildings to the east? That’s where Predator is.
Unique Shotgun.
East of that is SOFMOD.
He’s somewhere in Zaton. He’ll give ur PDA a buzz letting you know he’s looking to train some stalkers his ropes about hunting mutants
He trains to hunt anything.
The PDA does say Zaton.
When did that happen?
I just recognize the map.

