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fickle cosmos
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so chinese guy with face in book?

hallow shadow
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Yeah. That.

weary hedge
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🦎

vernal lily
hallow shadow
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SOBE

fickle cosmos
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Mark Zuccernuggets

hallow shadow
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Mark Zucclestiltskin

fickle cosmos
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john stalker the pro

weary hedge
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John Pork is the only John

hallow shadow
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Robin, of Stalksley

fickle cosmos
hallow shadow
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Steals from Sido, and gives to the poor.

dreamy dagger
wanton blaze
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Jeremy Freedom and Jacob Duty

hallow shadow
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Cursed.

weary hedge
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Do you answer or decline tho

hallow shadow
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I set my phone on fire.

weary hedge
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He seems kinda chill tbh

hallow shadow
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He seems like an acid trip gone wrong.

fickle cosmos
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i find the nearest tank.

wanton blaze
weary hedge
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What’s with all the John Pork slang

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He’s just an average dude

hallow shadow
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An average dude.
Just a homeslice

vernal lily
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whoops, wrong emote

fickle cosmos
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🐒

weary hedge
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Devolves you back to monkey

fickle cosmos
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🐟

hallow shadow
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Harambe didn’t die for this.

weary hedge
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Aye I never forgot about harambe

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He a legend

hallow shadow
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Gorilla, or not.
That man died doing the right thing.

hallow shadow
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What in the gold plated f..

vernal lily
weary hedge
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What yall think abt this gun

hallow shadow
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Ahhh. Good ol Denise Richard’s.

dreamy dagger
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Me and @vernal lily aren't fking around, WE STRAIGHT FIND OUT!

hallow shadow
weary hedge
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😆

hallow shadow
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Where’s the grip? Why two mags?

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What’s up with that optic?

weary hedge
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Too many questions

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It’s the future bro

hallow shadow
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Yo. Is this a Fallout 4 gun?

hallow shadow
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Ahhh. Miss Riley

weary hedge
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Dawg krezzin

weary hedge
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How have we stooped so low

weary hedge
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Bro pulled out the ace

weary hedge
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This mf

meager crag
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Pegged you more as a Mordian Iron Guard or Cadian Shock Troop which are based on Starship Troopers

hallow shadow
vernal lily
hallow shadow
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Im a Tyranid main.
Yall ain’t nothing but Biomass, to me.

meager crag
hallow shadow
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We are all equal under Hivemind-Chan

meager crag
hallow shadow
weary hedge
meager crag
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Because no equality zak

weary hedge
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The are basically the covenant. You like the covenant

dreamy dagger
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Whatchu talking boot?

hallow shadow
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I don’t like the the covenant.
I just wish they’d come glass our shit, like. Tomorrow.
Big difference.

But Tau isn’t real.

weary hedge
meager crag
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Banned

vernal lily
meager crag
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Btw

meager crag
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I'm gonna be the asshole here

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*T'au smile_strelok

weary hedge
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Bruh

hallow shadow
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F***

dreamy dagger
weary hedge
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100%

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😭

meager crag
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Hi 2% smile_degtyarev

hallow shadow
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Tec has that dawg in him.

meager crag
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Probably ate it tbh

vernal lily
hallow shadow
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I did. In Korea.
It’s called Gaegolgi

dreamy dagger
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Crimson today with the naughty jokes

hallow shadow
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Dog ain’t a bad meat.

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Yall just ain’t had it cooked right.

meager crag
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They're just a better friend

weary hedge
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Wait so why nids then @hallow shadow

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Just cause ?

hallow shadow
meager crag
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Also, ironic

hallow shadow
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I crave equality.

weary hedge
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Good question

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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It’s all good.

dreamy dagger
meager crag
vernal lily
hallow shadow
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My opinions on the imperium are “political”.
So. I can explain.
Once. And I can drop it.

weary hedge
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I gotcha

vernal lily
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I don't even know what we're talking about here, I lost track

weary hedge
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No words needed. I’ll read the room

meager crag
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If they're political, then they're tied to IRL politics. Fiction is fiction dawg smile_scar

dreamy dagger
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Crack on, crackers

meager crag
vernal lily
meager crag
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You are

hallow shadow
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Basically, the imperium looks exactly like “if the British won”

Sure. They all have the accents. But everything they do, and say. Is the most British stuff I’ve ever seen.

I’d rather be a Nid, than a loyalist.
End Rant.

vernal lily
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you

meager crag
vernal lily
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e

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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The Nids go hard. Remind me of the Flood.

meager crag
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Just no personality

dreamy dagger
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Lets post ass!

hallow shadow
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Which. I think the Flood would wipe WH40K

weary hedge
meager crag
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Let'sn't

weary hedge
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I’ll spare chat our mischif

vernal lily
weary hedge
hallow shadow
weary hedge
hallow shadow
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For sure.

weary hedge
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You play as a squad of marines just tryna survive

hallow shadow
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Even an Astartes can’t stop a Flood form.
The only thing that saved Chief was energy shields.

dreamy dagger
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No twerkathon today?

hallow shadow
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Flood-Astartes would go hard, though.

weary hedge
fickle cosmos
hallow shadow
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I’m a white male.
I am in possession of no cheeks worthy of a twerk.

wanton blaze
hallow shadow
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HORUS

dreamy dagger
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HORUNSE

vernal lily
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honse

fickle cosmos
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my grandma taught us how

meager crag
fickle cosmos
dreamy dagger
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We tryna ruin their flow, @@vernal lily

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What is a honse with a ponse?

hallow shadow
vernal lily
meager crag
hallow shadow
vernal lily
fickle cosmos
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:]

meager crag
hallow shadow
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The Nids that ate all those Marines. Screaming HORUS

fickle cosmos
wanton blaze
hallow shadow
vernal lily
hallow shadow
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It would be so sick.

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They’d also probably scare Necrons a little.

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“Logic Plague” can smoke those inorganic shits.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Honestly, I think it would be close? Depends on the Dynasty/World.
And level of Flood Spores involved.

But after a while… Grave/Keyminds warp reality.

They’re more like a Warp Entity or Chaos God at that point.

hallow shadow
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Orks would paint themselves purple.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Flood doesn’t discriminate.
They turned all manner of inorganics against their prey.

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Necrons would just be a “foe” without biomass.

wanton blaze
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The worst with the Flood is their hivemind able to absorb memories of infected. 1 Eldar with knowledge of Wraithbone means ALL Flood know about the Wraithbone

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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One flood, taking one Necron woukd know how Necrons work.

wanton blaze
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The Flood would probably just view the Necrons as Forerunner machines, destroy and move on.

hallow shadow
tall depot
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The zone was created in our imagefeels_bad_stalk

hallow shadow
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The Flood are probably as old as Necrons.

wanton blaze
hallow shadow
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Humanity, in Halo, is older than Imperium Humanity.

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It’s already been reset, once.
See: Indexing

wanton blaze
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Fun fact, Humanity developed the glassing beams used by the covenant. They made them to destroy the Flood

weary hedge
wanton blaze
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Then they got reset by the Forerunners

weary hedge
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I personally think the silent king could wipe out the flood if he wanted to

hallow shadow
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Flood is pickier than Nids.
Not only does Flood want biomass.
It craves SENTIENCE

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All sentient life.
Flood would see Necrons and say “challenge accepted”

weary hedge
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Sentience they wouldn’t be able to get a grasp on

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Necrons are far out of their reach

dreamy dagger
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Xplain't whatsn't gooing ohn?

hallow shadow
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Maybe. I’ll concede.

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I know the Necrons go hard. I’m just biased.

dreamy dagger
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You concur?

hallow shadow
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Concede ≠ concur.

dreamy dagger
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You contour?

hallow shadow
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It means I give in, not agree.

weary hedge
dreamy dagger
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You controll?

hallow shadow
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Speaking of Halo.
Yall like heavy metal and shit?
Or some newer, softer stuff like Lorna Shore?

wanton blaze
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The real question is Flood vs Chaos

hallow shadow
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Check out “Shadow of Intent” they’re a band dedicated to Halo lore.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Best two albums are “Primordial” and “Reclaimer”

They also wrote one for the war in Ukraine.
“Elegy”

wanton blaze
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Thousand Sons are my main army, Magnus 'Did nothing wrong wrong'

weary hedge
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Thousand Sons is a hard counter

wanton blaze
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Actually that's a better question

hallow shadow
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Magic Sand Boys

wanton blaze
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The Chaos gods are fueled by emotions, right?

weary hedge
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The wizards don’t actually have any matter

wanton blaze
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With enough Flood, wouldn't Chaos get Stronger with the more Flood

hallow shadow
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Graveminds don’t operate on emotion.

The other factions suffering because of the Flood would fuel Chaos.
But not Flood itself.

dreamy dagger
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WHAT
IS
GOONING
ON
HERE
CAN
YOU
PLEASE
XPLAIN
TO
ME
LIKE
IM
FIVE
YEARS
OLD
AS
MY
BRAIN
IS
SHORT
CIRCULATING
RIGHT
NOW

wanton blaze
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Nerd hypothetical scenarios

hallow shadow
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Warhammer and Halo

weary hedge
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Real geek talk

hallow shadow
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Which.
A UNSC fleet is flying circles around an Imperium Fleet

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Shaw Fujikawa outclasses a Gellar Field.

weary hedge
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A voidship? I dont know about that

hallow shadow
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If a Voidship even makes it through the Warp.

weary hedge
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Those are literally flying cities

wanton blaze
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Its more going through the warp or entirely avoiding it

hallow shadow
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A UNSC fleet will get anywhere, faster, and more reliably than a void ship

wanton blaze
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Image using yhe Glassing beams as offensive weapons

dreamy dagger
# vernal lily

Can we call GSC and ask them to release A-Lfie 2.0.1?!

hallow shadow
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And a MAC round would probably make a voidship blush.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
wanton blaze
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40k ships do have the larger assortment, and size wise they are massive.

dreamy dagger
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No more I can wait
I'm 60, soon I'm 90

wanton blaze
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The real edge is the UNSC has small strike craft. Sabers, Long Swords, Broad Swords, etc

hallow shadow
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A Covenant fleet would be a better match, honestly.

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Nukes. MACs. Fighters.
Reliable FTL

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UNSC, EZ-PZ

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But I still believe an Astartes is ripping Chief in half.
I can only glaze so much.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Ok ok. Real(ish) cage match.
Jason Bourne vs The Equalizer?

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Jason Bourne vs John Wick?

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Jason Bourne vs James Bond

weary hedge
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Bond and wick easy

hallow shadow
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Really?

weary hedge
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Biased opinion ofc

wanton blaze
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Bond has the gadget edge, Wick to me is whoever gets the first opening decides it, maybe 50/50

hallow shadow
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I think Bourne is smoking Bond.
Wick… Sucks. He’s all headshots and failed grapples.

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Equalizer would probably crush Bourne.

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I’m talking. Cage. Hand to hand.

weary hedge
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Terminator

wanton blaze
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In order
Equalizer
Wick
Bourne

hallow shadow
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I dunno. My money is on Bourne.

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But the T-1000 takes the cake.

weary hedge
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How dare you do terminator like that

hallow shadow
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I agreed.

vapid galleon
weary hedge
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T-1000 is weird

hallow shadow
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Bourne smokes the humans.
Terminator beats Bourne.

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That’s what he is.

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A fkn clanker
Nomenclature: T-1000

dreamy dagger
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Equalizer peaked thou, the movie w my man Denzel

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PUMP UP THE JAM

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Bourne crushes Wick, in a fist fight.
Bourne crushes Bond in a fist fight.
Bourne might get diddled by Equalizer in a fist fight.

hallow shadow
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Stephen Amell’s Green Arrow, vs MCUs Hawkeye?

weary hedge
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Both are terrible tbh

hallow shadow
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Also. Master Chief is wiping MCU Captain America

hallow shadow
weary hedge
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I’d definitely pick green arrow tho

hallow shadow
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He killed Raz Al Ghul

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Even Batman couldn’t do that.

weary hedge
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Yeah I remember that was one of Batman’s rivals

dreamy dagger
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Superheroes are trash

hallow shadow
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Raz taught Batman.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Also, Oliver Queen.
But only Ollie became the next Raz.

vapid galleon
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dequeue

dreamy dagger
hallow shadow
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That’s his last name, bruh.

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Captain America, without a shield VS Master Chief without MJOLNIR

dreamy dagger
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Queen ain't what your last name you want to be.... IN A BIG MALE WORLD

weary hedge
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Who’s winning iron man or cyborg

hallow shadow
dreamy dagger
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Pepsiman or Schweppsman?

hallow shadow
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I don’t know enough about Cyborg to say.

hallow shadow
weary hedge
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Damn bruh

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Don’t mind me. Just popping my hemorrhoids back into my butt.

hallow shadow
weary hedge
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No idea

hallow shadow
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That looks like a Blink 182 scene.

weary hedge
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Drop down and give me 20 marine

hallow shadow
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“Corporal Perez, A-Company. CP’s this way.”

weary hedge
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1, 1, 1, 1

hallow shadow
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Regret, regret, regret…

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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“Dear Humanity.
We regret being alien bastards.
We regret coming to earth.
And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!”

teal shadow
hallow shadow
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“Dear Stalkers,
We regret being Warden bastards.
We regret coming to the Zone.
And we most definitely regret that Skif just blew up our raggedy ass SIRCAA”

hallow shadow
tall depot
weary hedge
hallow shadow
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I hate it

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THAT was trauma.
All those uncounted pushups.

weary hedge
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They call it character development

hallow shadow
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“Gut check”, in some circles.

weary hedge
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lol they don’t do that anymore

hallow shadow
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Well dang.

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Things get nicer, after I’m gone.

weary hedge
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Not as much hands on these days but I’ve heard those kinds of stories

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Well we aren’t in a time of war

hallow shadow
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Fair.

weary hedge
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It’s pretty chillax. Not really what I was expecting tbh

hallow shadow
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That shit makes me mad… Having Afghanistan be taken back in record time.
Like… What was I even there for?

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That shit fell faster than a Helldivers invasion.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Cortana or Jarvis?

weary hedge
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At the end of the day = 💰

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Cortana tf

hallow shadow
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I kinda liked Weapon. Other than the fact that her name is corny as hell.

weary hedge
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No sane person is picking Jarvis here unless you are talking more useful

hallow shadow
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That Iratus AI was the best, though

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Jarvis ain’t more useful.

weary hedge
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Eh I’d argue he’s more advanced

hallow shadow
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Could you imagine a Cortana version of Vision, though?

weary hedge
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That would be sick

hallow shadow
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Give Cortana a Mind Stone, and a Body.

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Absolute savior of humanity.

weary hedge
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Too bad they threw here away.

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I saw the halo just hit the shop the other day

hallow shadow
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I liked the Halo show…

Which Halo? The new one?

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I really do wanna be playing that. I’m pumped.

weary hedge
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Campaign Evolved

hallow shadow
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Hell yeah. I need that shit.

weary hedge
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It has stalker 2 graphics. Because UE5

hallow shadow
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I love my MCC, and OG Halo:CE

but. Still. I gotta see

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it’s gonna be so pretty.

weary hedge
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It honestly looks promising compared to the last 3 titles we’ve gotten

hallow shadow
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Real.

weary hedge
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Very classic design

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No new model BS

hallow shadow
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I might make an MCCrun, again.

weary hedge
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Oh I’m gonna finish a full gauntlet before it drops

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I’m not sure if we’ve got any dates yet tho

hallow shadow
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I’m waiting on Mods to drop for Witcher 3 on console.

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CDPR said so. I wait.

weary hedge
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Is that a for sure ?

hallow shadow
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Yes. Their plan is “end of the year”
But I dunno exactly.

weary hedge
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Hella. I’ll have to get into it before then. I bet there’s gonna be some dope shit

hallow shadow
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Yes. Bigger Elf Knockers

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All I want.
Big. Jiggly. Elf T..

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I mean swords

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Big. Elven SWORDS

weary hedge
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Bro you starving 😭

hallow shadow
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Shhhhh

weary hedge
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That brotha lost in the sauce

hallow shadow
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It’s only been a little over three years.

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But. On purpose. I don’t be trying for dates, or nothing.
Can’t have kids, anyway.

My bloodline dies with me.

weary hedge
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You ever try the ex wife again?

hallow shadow
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Nope.

weary hedge
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Kidding

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Hit up them clubs

hallow shadow
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Not around here.

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This is a retirement county.
You’re either 16, or 60.

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College town. And cop town.

No one here is worth a damn. Not even myself.

weary hedge
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Damnn so ur in a nice jawn

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Why not move someplace more lively ?

hallow shadow
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Expensive

weary hedge
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You get good VA benefits or nah

hallow shadow
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I fix shit for old people, and collect measly VA check.

Can’t afford much else.

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I just had my first cigarette in a week.

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Life is rough.

weary hedge
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Damn you really got screwed on them benefits

hallow shadow
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That’s what happens when Uncle Sam gives you the boot.
I almost got nothing at all.

weary hedge
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At least ur pulling through. There’s a lot of people who don’t even have that

hallow shadow
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Only thing that saved me was the fact I reenlisted.

hallow shadow
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I completed a contract, honorably. So. I get something

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Mostly education benefits.
I can go to school (again) for free.
Or marry someone, and let them get free college.

weary hedge
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Why don’t you?

hallow shadow
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Don’t know what to study, and my dad literally runs the college in town.

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So. I’ll hold off.

weary hedge
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Damn. You’ve really got a series of unfortunate events stringing about

hallow shadow
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All for the shareholders.
Must. Generate. Profits.

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MUST BE USEFUL

weary hedge
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You’ve never had the desire to chase something?

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Why’d you become an MP?

hallow shadow
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Specifically?

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Cause I don’t want to be an Engineer.

weary hedge
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Or was that something they just threw at you

hallow shadow
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But no real reason. That’s just what they gave me.

I wanted Medic. But my GT score wasn’t a 110, it was a 105 or some shit.

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MP has an Intelligence requirement of 99. So I took that.

weary hedge
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Oh so you wanted to go into the medical field?

hallow shadow
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I did.

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First Responder was next best thing.

weary hedge
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I mean what did you want to do with the experience you were going to gain from the military

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Ah first responder

hallow shadow
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I didn’t think that far ahead.
I joined to escape my (adopted) family.

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“Future” wasn’t my concern.
Freedom was.

weary hedge
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I get that.

hallow shadow
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I joined up for the wrong reasons, and got chewed up and spit out for the wrong reasons.

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I hope these cigarettes kill me sooner than later.

weary hedge
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Did you never think about what you were going to do once it was all over?

hallow shadow
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I hope I get a heart attack in my driveway.

hallow shadow
weary hedge
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Don’t think like that chief

hallow shadow
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I was 19, dude. I had zero clue.

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  1. Turned 19 in Boot.
weary hedge
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I see so you were just riding the wave

hallow shadow
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I was doing somethin

weary hedge
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Hell most people don’t even make it to boot

hallow shadow
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But hey.
Now I know how to make a Water Pulse Charge and do CPR

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I can tell you the 5 steps of room clearing.
Types of breaching.

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How to do crime scene things, ask questions.

But uhh. I can’t do much else.

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Play games, and die.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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Even then. I got an MTT, and not the whole school.

So I know army swat things. Just not “certified”.

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I’m a door kicker. People helper.

weary hedge
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I gotcha. Did you ever try swat after you got out?

hallow shadow
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Nope.

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I did try out for a few State PDs though.

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Maryland and New Orleans. Both turned me down

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Funny. I tried out for NOPD when the finale of Game of Thrones aired.

weary hedge
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Ah yeah I remember you told me it’s difficult for an MP to adapt to civilian laws.

hallow shadow
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I remember finishing my “PT test” and watching Arya kill the White Walkers.

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Three people got shot, that night.

So glad I didn’t get hired.
I probably wouldn’t have survived on Nola for very long.

weary hedge
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That’s a rough game.

hallow shadow
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Especially if some nerd came out chanting that voodoo?
Pffft!
They’re getting kneecapped.
You ain’t cursing me, bro.

weary hedge
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Lmao

hallow shadow
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THE CHURCH’S XHICKEN HAD BULLET OROOF GLASS BRO

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NOLA doesn’t play, dude.

weary hedge
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Jesus

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Lord have mercy on that place

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Ive only seen gas stations rocking the BG

hallow shadow
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Honestly, that city breaks my heart.
Parts of it are still blown out from Hurricane Katrina.

wanton blaze
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Ward 9 I think, half of it is still empty lots

weary hedge
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Damn we are talking about Florida?

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Yeah that place is a damn hellhole

wanton blaze
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I did a couple papers on the storm. Seen a lot of the post storm photos. Including the failure of the victim recovery services.

hallow shadow
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Katrina smoked Louisiana. Not Florida.

Most places are just. Boarded up. Condemn. Entire lots of… Ruins.

weary hedge
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Cannibals and gangs on the left. Hurricanes on the right.

vernal lily
hallow shadow
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Florida is a joke, though.
I hated living there. But I lived in two of the worst counties ever.
Pasco and Pinellas.

weary hedge
sick shale
wanton blaze
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Oh right, Jazzland, Six Flags New Orleans, the land got bought for a resort development.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
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KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA!

weary hedge
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You know ur living in the wrong place when a tweaker comes up tryna stab you with a fork for some cigarettes

silent valve
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😄

hallow shadow
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Not an exaggeration , either.

weary hedge
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It’s tragic

hallow shadow
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Florida Man is not a myth.

weary hedge
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New York is similar depends where ur at

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That place stinks man

hallow shadow
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I drove Uber, in Florida. That was my job. Oh.
And concrete/asphalt in Tampa

weary hedge
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Nice gig. Bet you drove around a lot of interesting people

hallow shadow
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NY doesn’t scare me because “hard city folk”
It scares me because it’s fkng cold

weary hedge
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It’s less hard city folk more entitled political folk

hallow shadow
charred nova
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Pussy

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Bro don’t even know what cold is

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Till you walk to work in shorts during a snow storm

hallow shadow
charred nova
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I don’t wanna hear any complaining about the cold

weary hedge
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Cold ain’t even bad. I like getting cozy in it

hallow shadow
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Bro, I’ve been cold.
I’ve had to go run into a bunker, during IDF in -50
In my PTs.
Cold as hell. Scared of getting blown to shreds.

Your words mean nothing, posh boy.

charred nova
#

The trick to cold is as long as your core isn’t cold

#

It’s very tolerable

#

Why I can wear shorts in -15c

#

And have no issues

hallow shadow
#

I hate the cold. Cause of the army.
I shiver for no man.

#

Not anymore, at least.

weary hedge
charred nova
#

See that I agree

#

Once you get wet

#

It gets real

weary hedge
#

One slight breeze and it’s all over

hallow shadow
#

Wet socks?
I’m done. No further work can be asked of me.

charred nova
#

My line of work basically ban shorts so I never get the chance to wear them anymore

#

Which sucks

hallow shadow
#

Get fk’d Sarn’t. I’m not doing it. Ask a Private.

weary hedge
charred nova
#

Work on customer cars

#

Due to osha

#

I must wear long pants

weary hedge
#

Ah yeah

#

Don’t wanna tick off osha

#

Construction don’t give af about that tho lmao

hallow shadow
#

I be all wrapped up in PPE in my own shop.

Almost gored myself with a disc grinder.

wanton blaze
#

If Osha doesnt see it did it even happen

charred nova
#

When I drive a forklift osha is terrified

hallow shadow
#

If it weren’t for my welding jacket, my intestines would be on my toes.

charred nova
#

I found out today some how

charred nova
#

I’m like the only person in my entire mechanic class who’s forklift certified

hallow shadow
#

Most dangerous tool in the shop, man. That wheel grinder.

wanton blaze
#

Thats hilarious

hallow shadow
#

Cut your shit smooth off.

weary hedge
charred nova
weary hedge
#

Huh

#

I know Home Depot requires it

hallow shadow
#

Not a “certified” welder. But I can do it.

#

I just have to pay if it breaks.

charred nova
wanton blaze
charred nova
#

We needed a fork lift to move the pieces around

weary hedge
#

Nice so you actually get to use one. Thought you got it for the fuck if it

hallow shadow
#

You’ll go blind as fk, too.

weary hedge
#

Also bad for your lungs

wanton blaze
#

100%. Those jackets arent for fashion they save you

hallow shadow
weary hedge
wanton blaze
#

I was certified for Stick, MiG, and TiG. Screw Oxy

weary hedge
#

But yeah depends

hallow shadow
dreamy dagger
#

If you don't want shit to kill you, weld with your other stick down there. But that's done only in private areas like locked bedrooms!

hallow shadow
#

I’d love to get my hands on a TiG welder, though. Mmmm.

wanton blaze
# hallow shadow I do MiG

I cant anymore cause of the accident ruined my wrist. Im getting some scans done to look at the internals to see if something is still wrong

hallow shadow
#

My welding is usually art.
Travel down to Florida and sell it at shows.

wanton blaze
#

Cause my right forearm the muscles are still majorly damaged. Like the area feels bumpy and off shaped when touched.

dreamy dagger
#

Whats going on, Solder...

hallow shadow
wanton blaze
weary hedge
#

Freaky Friday has already begun

hallow shadow
#

But man. Argon be expensive.

charred nova
dreamy dagger
#

If only you folks can weld A-Life together...

wanton blaze
#

Besides the arm and my hips, Im much better, but some lines of work are outside what I can physically do.

dreamy dagger
#

@wanton blaze Are you perhaps the real Solder?

charred nova
#

Nothing is impossible with adderall pills and monster energy

wanton blaze
vernal lily
wanton blaze
weary hedge
#

It’s freaky Friday tho

hallow shadow
#

It is Freaky Friday.

vernal lily
hallow shadow
#

Ohhhh shit. Time for me to get into full regalia, and start haunting the neighborhood.

#

Old camouflage face paint, some old OCP uniforms. Hide in the brush.

wanton blaze
#

Ooga booga time

weary hedge
#

Hell yeah mewtwo 🤣

#

Go Sasquatch on em

hallow shadow
#

Had someone draw a gun on me, in my own yard. For scaring them.

#

Had my candy bowl on the porch.
I was hiding in the yard. Some guy, and his kids go up to get some candy.

All I did was stand up and say “Happy Halloween”, and this cop ass MFr spins around with Sig in my face.

wanton blaze
#

One year when I was a teenager I stood in a Jason outfit, the 4th Movie Jason, and would stand next to the candy bowl. I got slugged only once. Only jumpscared kids who took more than 1 peice.

hallow shadow
#

But, I had a baby Glock, a sub compact .380.
Had it held in a hip shooter stance.

Dude was mad as fk.

weary hedge
cyan mulch
hallow shadow
#

He’s being “Butthurt about A Life”, duh.

vernal lily
dreamy dagger
weary hedge
hallow shadow
weary hedge
dreamy dagger
vernal lily
weary hedge
dreamy dagger
#

What are you gonna cosplay as?

#

Master Weed-a-deed?

hallow shadow
#

“Vicky came in, and she caught me red handed, creeping with the Snork next door.”

weary hedge
#

Mans gotta work unfortunately

hallow shadow
#

“Picture this, we were both butt naked, screaming “gimme some more”

weary hedge
#

A snork???

hallow shadow
#

I dunno. It’s been 24hrs.
I’m loopy on no sleep.

vernal lily
hallow shadow
weary hedge
#

I’m dead as hell bruh 😭

dreamy dagger
#

I'm not sure the chat can get any weirder than that

weary hedge
#

I’m speechless

hallow shadow
#

“On this Cossacks, oh so heavy.
‘Fo we fk, can you neck me?
A couple Rads, and I am ready.
I want to arrive, GIMME THAT SNORKY”
-Plies

vernal lily
hallow shadow
#

Honestly… I miss Plies.
And Lil Boosie.

weary hedge
#

Mewtwo wins the freak Friday award

#

Lil boosie???

hallow shadow
hallow shadow
weary hedge
#

que Tejas sending a monolith femboy

hallow shadow
#

His stupid high pitched voice makes me laugh so effing hard.

dreamy dagger
#

I love boozie

vernal lily
dreamy dagger
#

I love Agatha

#

on my fregatha

weary hedge
dreamy dagger
#

Now that one heck of a rhyme, bwoe

hallow shadow
#

“Heya, Vicky!”
“Hi, Skif!”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“Sure!”
“Hop on in!”
Im a Stalker Girl, in a Stalker woooOoorrlLd
Life with Cossacks, it’s fantastic.

hallow shadow
#

I wish I could rhyme.
I have the same birthday as Eminem, but… I just cannae make a beat.

weary hedge
#

Favorite eminem song ?

dreamy dagger
#

Favorite Rakim song?

hallow shadow
#

Hmmm.
Probably FACK

dreamy dagger
#

Official music video for "When I B On Tha Mic" performed by Rakim from the album, The Master.

Subscribe to Rakim's YouTube channel: https://Rakim.lnk.to/YouTube

Listen to 'The Master' album: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-3dWf5IpGex3VMDJYZvtwhr-bs46YNoY

Music video by Rakim performing When I B On Tha Mic. (C) 1999 Universal Records...

▶ Play video
hallow shadow
#

Or the one where he puts a gerbil in his ass, through a tube.

dreamy dagger
#

Rakim 4ever

hallow shadow
#

I just need to learn how to rap. I’m sure I’d make some hilarious songs.

#

Buuuut. I’m a metal head.
I sing, scream, and play drums.

weary hedge
#

Gotta find ur flow first

vernal lily
#

I don't think I can sing, but I do write poetry

#

Got a blog for it too, but going through writer's block for the longest time, no new ones yet.

hallow shadow
#

I wrote a poem about spiders.
Because I’m scared of them, but didn’t want to hate them.

So I had to write something to tell myself that they’re good critters.

weary hedge
#

Used to do freestyle in the parking lot with my boy every other day. We got into it

hallow shadow
#

I used to literally piss myself at the sight of spiders.
Then. I got older.
Killed every spider I saw.
Out of fear.

Grew up. Gave up on killing.

hallow shadow
primal nimbus
hallow shadow
primal nimbus
hallow shadow
#

YOURE PURPLE NOW

weary hedge
primal nimbus
#

Then tomorrow Mariah Carey starts singing. Yes, many watched me evolve into purple live.

weary hedge
#

But everyone can rap. Just gotta put urself out there

hallow shadow
#

Maybe one day.

hallow shadow
#

I prefer my BreeBrees and SkreeSkrees

#

Gutturals and breakdowns.

cyan mulch
hallow shadow
vernal lily
#

I ain't ever singing in public, rather dig myself a grave

hallow shadow
#

I went to college for singing.
Found out I could scream, later.

#

I occasionally get blasted and sing Karaoke.

dreamy dagger
#

Mans must do weird sounds when he's making love

#

"AAAAAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "AAAAAAAAATYEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH" - proceeds to headbang

hallow shadow
weary hedge
#

Ayoooo 😭

vernal lily
#

My talent went into listening to rhythm by ear and being able to figure out the notes to play on the violin. It's how I still know how to play the violin even tho I don't remember the notes at all.

hallow shadow
#

Violin goes hard.

weary hedge
#

Violin takes skill

charred nova
#

My new knife should be shipping soon

#

Very hyped

hallow shadow
#

Violin just goes H A R D
I wish.

#

Piano, too. I’d love to learn piano.

I’m not meant for strings, though.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

I don’t even play drums “the right way”

vernal lily
charred nova
hallow shadow
#

I’m ambidextrous.
Born a righty.
So. I use a right handed kit, but I play with my left hand.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
charred nova
#

The hack smith blade

#

The YouTube channel guys

vernal lily
#

It's both classified as a percussion and string

charred nova
#

Saw what they were cooking up and I just had to have it

hallow shadow
weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

It’s also my fervent belief that metal is the closest modern relative to classical music.

#

Again, see: Shadow of Intent

#

Specifically, their song “The Prophet’s Beckoning”

It’s a Halo song. About the day the Covenant found Earth.

charred nova
#

For my leatherman crunch

hallow shadow
#

That song makes me cry, dude.
It’s literally a song about watching yourself get glassed.

weary hedge
#

Ready for mechanical war out here

hallow shadow
#

Do you carry all four knives on you?

#

Like some kind of Private who spent too long in the PX?

vernal lily
#

What's that guy's name that sells you things in RE4? Jack is probably that dude in a trench coat, except it's all knives.

hallow shadow
#

I mean. Looks cool. For real.

I’m just poking fun.
Knives are awesome. I carry one.

charred nova
weary hedge
#

Private what the hell are you wearing and why the hell did you bring so much shit?

hallow shadow
#

Because even if your foe is wearing level 4 plates, they don’t protect the armpits.

charred nova
#

There all different styles of knives

#

For different things

coral shadow
charred nova
#

Like this one

hallow shadow
#

Brachial artery runs in the armpits.
Give your armored attacker a hug, stab up into Pit.

They are unconscious in 30sec due to hemorrhaging, and deceased in 30-60 more.

Without hemostats, and the ability to locate said ruptured artery. Your attacker is not surviving.

charred nova
#

Pretty good one magnicut blade

#

Pretty epic

#

Then I got a flip knife that takes utility blades

hallow shadow
#

You cannot stop an armpit wound.

charred nova
#

The crunch has a bread knife sorta

weary hedge
charred nova
#

Yes

#

All the time

weary hedge
#

Ore is it more of a niche thing

#

On what

coral shadow
#

yo guys imo there should be a challenge forum smile_scar

charred nova
#

Opening things

weary hedge
charred nova
#

Yes

hallow shadow
vernal lily
#

Does jack have a letter opener knife

coral shadow
charred nova
#

The knife is a letter opener

weary hedge
vernal lily
#

Technically yes, you can use any knife as letter opener

hallow shadow
#

My letter opener is a tiny sword thingy.

#

Sits on a tiny stand.

coral shadow
#

my letter opener is Unexistent

vernal lily
#

Imagine using a bowie knife tho

weary hedge
#

I open letters with my mouth

hallow shadow
#

I throw my letters away.

coral shadow
weary hedge
charred nova
#

I don’t carry real big knives that you could attack people with

weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

Usually someone trying to tell me I owe em something.

If they want it, they obviously have my address.

charred nova
#

Because I would be kicked out of my Uni

charred nova
#

The blades I have are all clearly tool knives

#

So it gets a pass but

#

I’m not pushing my luck

vernal lily
hallow shadow
charred nova
hallow shadow
#

Most states it’s 3in

charred nova
#

Multi tools are a loop hole

weary hedge
charred nova
#

If something is a multi tool

vernal lily
charred nova
#

The knife rule doesn’t apply

vernal lily
charred nova
weary hedge
#

I can’t believe switchblades are illegal in some places

charred nova
#

No one thinks this is gonna be used for gang violence

hallow shadow
#

OI BRUV YOU TRYNA GET STUCK

coral shadow
weary hedge
coral shadow
weary hedge
#

In the US

coral shadow
#

ohh yep

hardy totem
oak junco
#

nothing is illegal if the gov isnt aware of what you got fr

hallow shadow
#

Only saw Italy for like a day and a night.
Went down to Vicenza for army stuff.

weary hedge
#

If you got enough money they don’t gaf

vernal lily
#

Also hi Based

hallow shadow
#

It’s only illegal if you get caught, Stalker.

weary hedge
charred nova
charred nova
weary hedge
#

Physical that is

charred nova
#

In my state it’s fairly limited where you can legally conceal carry

oak junco
hallow shadow
#

I’ve got scarves.
A few from Korea. A few from Germany, and other parts of Europe.
A whole cloak/wrap/shawl from Afghanistan.

charred nova
#

Like you can’t conceal carry on Uni grounds or public transport in my state

hallow shadow
#

Coins and patches from other units.

charred nova
#

Other states do allow this but not mine

hallow shadow
#

Romanian patches. Afghani patches. Korean patches.

weary hedge
#

That’s awesome.

charred nova
#

As a trade off my state lets me do basically anything I want to a car as long as it’s 25 years old

hallow shadow
#

Polish coin. German coin.
Wanted to climb for an Edel Weiss.

charred nova
#

I can legally install standalone ecus

#

California is crying

hallow shadow
#

Korean woman’s uniform top.

charred nova
#

Basically as long as your car doesn’t smoke out the neighbor hood you’re good to go

weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

Met her in WLC.

weary hedge
#

Eventually

hallow shadow
#

KOREA, bro.
You want to go to Korea.

#

Litty McTiddy

weary hedge
#

I do, there’s also Japan and the Philippines

hallow shadow
#

Japan is also kinda neat.

Philippines go hard.

charred nova
#

I wanna go to Japan

weary hedge
#

I’m leaning more towards Philippines. I already know a lot about their culture. It would be a very enjoyable experience.

charred nova
#

But bro

#

The Mazda museum

hallow shadow
#

I’d move back to Korea, if I could.

#

Even Germany.

#

But probably Korea.
The food is better.
No contest.

weary hedge
charred nova
weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

You mean the Skyline?

charred nova
#

Hell no

hallow shadow
#

The one you can’t bring back to the U.S.?

#

Oh. One of those.

charred nova
#

They keep it at the Mazda museum in Hiroshima

hallow shadow
#

Disregarded

charred nova
#

The skyline is over hyped

hallow shadow
#

So is that other thing.

#

Look at how gaudy it is.

weary hedge
#

Isn’t that Paul walkers signature car?

hallow shadow
weary hedge
#

What’s a herse

hallow shadow
#

Funeral Wagon

weary hedge
#

Oh damn.

charred nova
hallow shadow
#

Ex wife was a mortician.

weary hedge
charred nova
#

Oh

hallow shadow
#

Looks like something from a video game v

charred nova
#

I mean

#

Skylines are cool but

#

There way too much for what it is

hallow shadow
#

Skyline is ok, really. Jack is right.

Soldiers just get hyped about it cause “it’s cool”

weary hedge
#

I’m a generic American that’s not a big car guy. I don’t know these fancy Japanese toys

hallow shadow
#

I prefer imports over American, anyway.

#

Even then, European imports.

charred nova
#

Why I like rx7

#

Not only is it not crazy money for what you get but

#

It’s an incredible car

hallow shadow
#

THE SUN IS UP

#

hissing noises

charred nova
#

Can get a rhd one

#

For like 30k

vernal lily
#

It's still dark over here, but I am starting to see sunrise

weary hedge
#

Save up. Make it a project

hallow shadow
#

I still just want an Opel GT.
Gib me da poor man’s corvette.

charred nova
hallow shadow
#

Killed a Hog/Boar with an Opel SUV.

weary hedge
#

Gotta built them retirement funds mewtwo lol

charred nova
#

Look at that beautiful boy

#

28k bro how could you say no

hallow shadow
#

Looks like Lightning McQueen

weary hedge
#

Jk

hallow shadow
#

But with no color.

weary hedge
#

2 cylinder car go 💥

charred nova
#

But I like Subarus better

hallow shadow
charred nova
#

Or

#

You could make a rotary Subaru

weary hedge
#

Reminds me of a top gear episode

weary hedge
hallow shadow
weary hedge
#

Maybe a BMW

#

Something classical and fancy

hallow shadow
#

A jaguar of all things?
I’d ride a Beamer. An old Beamer.

weary hedge
#

You don’t like jags?

hallow shadow
#

Honestly, I want one of those old Maximas with the powered seat belts.

charred nova
#

Those cars are terrible

hallow shadow
#

I don’t like Jags.
Overrated.

weary hedge
#

Terrible but some have cool designs

charred nova
#

Yah maybe in the 60s

hallow shadow
#

Too… Bulbous. Round. Lumpy.

weary hedge
charred nova
#

Oh wow you can get a 73 e type for less than 20k

#

Wow

weary hedge
#

I like it

hallow shadow
#

I’d still rather have the Opel GT

#

But that does kinda look cool.

hallow shadow
#

If it came in black.

charred nova
#

Look at the guy

weary hedge
#

It’s a good style

hallow shadow
#

I could roll in it.

weary hedge
#

Not reliable by any means tho

charred nova
coral shadow
hallow shadow
#

I was being facetious.

The yellow throws me off. Such a weird color for a car.

charred nova
#

Yellow is a great rx7 color

#

Highly desired so it makes them worth more

hallow shadow
#

Yellow is such an ugly car color, to me.

weary hedge
#

I’m with mewtwo bright colors on cars is not it

#

Could just be my old soul talking tho

hallow shadow
#

I’d call it a Piss Pot, and move on.

coral shadow
charred nova
#

The blue they come in is also amazing

hallow shadow
charred nova
weary hedge
charred nova
#

Probably my favorite blue ever

#

Other than sonic blue

hallow shadow
# charred nova

Yeah, that’ll work.
Looks like a totally different car dude.

coral shadow
charred nova
#

On a Subaru

weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

IM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAI

charred nova
#

Gotta get it both those rims though

#

They are just peak

hallow shadow
#

Not bad rims. Still a nice blue.

charred nova
#

That’s the us markets blue

hallow shadow
#

Still better than yellow.

#

Skif needs a dirt bike.

charred nova
#

Skif needs a kei truck

hallow shadow
#

You can just shove artifacts in the gas tank.

hallow shadow
#

I love those little bongo trucks.

#

With a Radio Kyrat like Far Cry 4

charred nova
#

Fully speced it could have ac 4wd a super charger and 5 speed manual

hallow shadow
#

Guys. Yall need an electric blanket.

golden gulch
#

Now I'm wonder, if don't pay for the Ultima upgrade right now, would it goes up in price when the DLC come out?

#

Like I doubt we see it next year but...

hallow shadow
#

It’s Friday, Friday.
Gotta get down on Friday.
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend.

#

Friday, Friday
Gittin down on Friday.

#

Duuuuuumb.
The Exp grind is real.

spring gust
#

I found a door in a train tunnel that lead to a huge underground bunker and I found... Not. Very. Much. >_>

coral shadow
#

don't you see how the upgrades are 25$,35$? well theire gonna get added 5$ more obviously

spring gust
#

The story marker ie nearby, this was en route to it.

#

It had two rat swarms too which was very annoying.

#

I did find a bunch of ammo and a mint AR412? Or whatever it is. But it felt like I should find something way better. The final room with rats in had a broken Boomstick and some bread. If the game makes me go back there at least everything is dead lol

spring gust
hallow shadow
#

Hmm. Looks like somewhere in Zaton, but I can’t say I’ve been down that tunnel.

#

I’ll definitely go check it out, though.

#

Predator is like the only gun worth a damn in Zaton, and by then you would already have a SPAS

#

I mean, sure. SOFMOD, but. Unless you have match grade ammo, and Better Ballistics… SOFMOD is just a funny way to spell Koupons.

spring gust
#

Yeah it is in Zaton, I only just realized it has the area location in the top left of the PDA. That's neat.

hallow shadow
#

I didn’t see that.
I just recognize the topography

spring gust
#

You enter it by the train tunnel where my player is, and it goes fully under that whole area of trees there.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

That’s a recognizable road, to me.

spring gust
hallow shadow
#

Plus, from that screenshot.
That little strip of buildings to the east? That’s where Predator is.
Unique Shotgun.

#

East of that is SOFMOD.

weary hedge
spring gust
#

Interesting OK, shall make notes of those.

#

He's training them on Burers lol?

weary hedge
#

He trains to hunt anything.

hallow shadow
#

The PDA does say Zaton.
When did that happen?

I just recognize the map.