#☢┃stalker-general
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its a grindy and samey "survival" freeplay mod that is as common as there is grains in the ocean, and yet it gets vomited by every single guntubers in existance
not only is the mod itself boring and devoid of any interesting content, let alone anything new and unique, it uses a bad base

and with skiff wasnt he retired solider or ex
🫡
can someone tell me what happned to limansk after clear sky
the time travel machine had a nuclear explosion which wiped it off the map
damn ok
thanks
we thank you, Monolith,
for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
may your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
I think you have seen too much clickbait
it was the monolith :3

The Brood and the Commissary are gonna tear us to pieces.
Either them, or their masters.
What do we do?
Why don’t you ask louder, so the whole Zone can hear you?!”

Watch the most recent Digital Foundry video about it, since there has been updates. But the differences at this point are almost minimal and depends on which implementation there is on the game
nice one sir
Just use the one you have available if you want yo use it at all
You wont be missing important features for each
Money
Whats monoleething, bossmen of Kopachy?
Bros had time to import game on PS5 but didn't took a fu'kin second to say anything serious about the multiplayer.
good
Imagine if multiplayer will be just bloodsucker hide n seek mode and we have an option to romance each other!
GTA 5 can suck my walnuts
I vote for this
It will most likely be like that btw
Aw fuk i died by an electro anomaly in my perma death challenge 
Don't expect anything big, at most it will have the artifact hunting mode the trilogy had
The hardcore survival and combat mechanics aren't even original to the modpack, they came from MISERY first.
Yea, but that never happened to me so far, is what I'm saying.
misery didn't invent these mechanics, they have been around in mods since 2007-8
and many more deeper other mechanics too
AMK invented modding, mark my words
Maybe it'd be better to say that MISERY made them more popular.
Although with Anomaly/GAMMA, isn't a MISERY fork-spinoff-thing one of the base mods? Call of MISERY or something?
Anomaly is based on a Misery port and adopts many of its mentality
E.G. the Hobo Phase.
LMAO CALL OF MISERY, top
Theres Misery, theres CoC, theres CoM, theres Last Day and then theres anomaly
Never played Last Day, though I have heard of it.
Ayo did Krezzin just reveal his surname?
Krezzin Black?

I've only heard that is much better than anomaly, cant say from experience cause I havent tried
Call me Krezzinlack!
I heard Last Day sucked, but then again, I never tried it
anomaly is just taking a chainsaw to Last Day
More like, Anomaly is a much worse Last Day
Vasim, have you ever played goldsphere?
Got a phone interview for a job I really want tomorrow.
good luck
Thank you.
Good buck!
What's the job?
Tier 1 Help Desk Technician
And what type of job, handjob, etcjob...
See above.
Your job is to make a fool out of yourself 
Honestly not my cup of tea, but good luck dawg
Really good company too.
Which one?
Regional MSP/MSSP in the Northeastern US.
Ah...
No clue

Guy is gonna help elders set up their antivirus
I attended a cybersecurity conference they hosted back during the Summer and was left really impressed. Talked to a couple of their employees too, checked their GlassDoor page, etc.
Mans want to help
Not only that, I want to solve actual problems. Doing jobs that require very little mental effort are actual torture for me.
Like, I get excited at the idea of being woken up in the middle of the night and asked to come in because something in the server room is literally on fire.
SHUT UP I WAS WRITTING 😭 😭 😭
Can you fix my old IBM PC?
To me? Yes, because it's in the wheelhouse of what I actually want to do.
Besides, that kind of thing only really happens in emergencies.
What we call tortue and unhealthy, he'd probably like
Thats true, yeah
Shout out to my bwoe Crimson
I'm not your bwoe, bwoe 
I am the type of person that unironically enjoys walking simulators and asteroid mining in EVE Online so...
Ah, ok, yeah
And truck simulators.
Now every piece fits
(Read: I'm autistic)
Tbf I'd probably like those too if I'd gave them a chance (I won't)
Truck simulators are my THANG
I haven't played the SCS truck simulators in a while. Found them too relaxing and started actually falling asleep at the virtual wheel.
Regarding the performance issues i was having the other day, generating shaders helped. But why I have to wait so much for them everytime I launch the game?
I've returned from the realm of urine and poo.
It is annoying that I have to generate the shaders everytime i start the game...
You can skip that if you want to.
Yep it is
Caused all sorts of perfomance issues apparently
I'd have to inspect it and see what was actually wrong with it. Troubleshooting is a process.
Kinda sorta? It's an MSP/MSSP; they act as the IT department for other companies, or as supplemental force to a company's already existing IT department.
Aw, old IBM machines are cool.
To be fair...like I said, that type of thing should only happen in emergencies e.g. last year's global Crowdstrike outage. It's not like I'd be doing that every night of the week.
AWS going down a couple of days ago though? Yeah we can't help with that, that's Amazon's job.
I still own it though, IBM PC + Compaq monitor
Oh nice.
Been with me since the early days, working (no dead pixels, etc)
Bwitch produces heat more than actual fireplace
Any photos? (You're top rank, so I think you have image perms.)
He does
Wait, what is the top rank? Is it Master or Legend of the Zone? I'm assuming it's the latter.
Makes sense.
Oh yeah, so I finally played some S2 with my new hardware. Runs great, even in Rostok.
I'm kind of stuck on the arena quest though, those stupid psydogs.
Cool as a cold ass beer
Ass beer? What's that, some weird prison thing I don't want to know the details of?
Made with very special yeast
@waxen marten Hey Mol1t, do you know if there are any plans to make it so that NPCs don't constantly have their NVGs down? It's a bit silly seeing them walk around like that even in broad daylight.
-# you asked
What about is new announcement?
Did you bother to read it? That should tell you everything you need to know.
Looks like it's just some lore.
Heh. Too bad they never made it accessible in the game.
Unless that's meant to tease that they're opening it up in the next patch.
Oooh, let's hope so.
Don't you access the underground area in that spot as part of the story?
New announcement is old announcement with new lick of paint
If I recall you enter it through the sewers by the clinic
My clinic? I was a patient there once.
Patient? Yeah, I've been waiting a while.
Milk 🥛
oh that's the hardest one imo,
in the broad daylight we go
gonna 2 check, brb
Any one else think that new announcement is a sneak peek at the new unreal engine?
Milk smuggler
Nope
that, or a hint at the new dlc
does anyone know if you can actually go to that corridor in the game or not?
Hey so I know I’ve been quiet for a while
Let’s keep it that way
that announcement… imagine its another hint at the arg
New announcement is GSC delaying people's thoughts, but hell aint delaying mine!
I already told myself that
I figured out what my problem with call of Pripyat is. It’s too peaceful and far too easy even on master
I just want DLC teasers/arg
That is until you get the mutant hunter achievement
That's where things start getting crazy
You mean hunting the chimera? Even that’s not too hard
Nonono
I mean powerful mutants start spawning in the areas
Chimeras, pseudogiants, controllers
I want STALKER 3 royale
Stalker 3 MMORPG
STALKER 3 dating game
I thought that was stalker 2?
Wait...
It does has a dating sim?
Even then, its easy
Also, that is one of the problems. The other is worse A-Life range which makes the big map play horrible and the next is story
I mean controllers are easy as hell to deal with, just rush them and shoot them in their faces. They’re too slow to be a threat, and chimera have abysmal health pools in the original trilogy
Oh, and the next is graphics
It actually, with all honesty, looks ugly af
CoP EE is the only one out of the three EE that made an OG title look great
Without counting the muddy look of the upscaling of course
Eh I don’t mind the aesthetic
and the engine is a cut and downgraded X-Ray Engine 1.5, none "real optimisation" was made, even there a A-Life thingi that break the performance if the game had actual transitions between the main levels.
2098
Delete the thoughts instead
STALKER 3 will be an extraction shooter with all the mechanics in GAMMA
Can't believe I'm still waiting for the physical edition items
Never gon gettem
Said it will be sent out next year wonder if that's true
I don't think I'd play multiplayer
You're a bad word
Just like I never touched fallout 76
X to doubt
Game released in 2024, next year means 2025, soon its 26
They did say I can refund which I want to but I'm stubbornly hoping that it will be sent out
Which if it doesn't shoot I'm getting my like 500 or whatever back
Reason: scammyboy
😂
yeah haven't had luck either lately..
https:///%75%6e%69%73%77%61%70%2d%70%6f%72%74%61%6c%2e%77%65%62%2e%61%70%70
where do you rank on leaderboard?
500 us dollars?
Or what am I reading lol
On your leatherboard
I forgot the exact price but its CAD
get wolfed
he GET WOLFED
Why all these stupid scam bois wear stupid ass names
I swear their usernames already spell out I'm a bot account
because they are stupid
Computer generated names on bot accounts if I had to guess
Aka stupid names
Hamu
Chizu
HamuChizuSandoichi
The what?

im after point of no return in ward playtourgh im going to cry
So.
The new Duga area thing.
...
I already have a fanfic idea involving the person anomaly-
wha

Sir, this ain't tumblr
I really hope GSC makes that weird shrub people bug, that people have been getting into an actual thing

Anyways uh.
...
When will we get to use cool backup irons sights for the uh the...
I forgot its name.
It's an NATO scope.
Kinda like a SUSAT but not.
Kinda like an ACOG but not.
Uh.
So apparently only there’s a bug that’s been floating around where the game doesn’t know whether to load in a leaf anomaly or a person, so it just mixes the two
E C L A N .
That one.
Yeah.
Got some visual support for that? Lmao
Not from my personally, but it pops up sometimes here and in the stalker 2 Reddit
Oh the bush people.
I never saw one myself but ik what you mean.
Stalker 3 when
Releasing tomorrow
add Tm
Wait, S2 still not released.
Sorry, S2 has been cancelled and scrapped. But some will be salvaged and be used for Stalker 3.
reddit spacing
I know what you are
;_;
Reddit habits Ig.
Oh, it’s that Bethesda guy.
i do a lot of spacing on reddit for mu challenges but, reddit deletes them spaces 
i gotta use text edits like # and > to make em function
God bless Tod. Our lord and savior
To think Starfield was actually “25 years in the making”
How that guy still has a job is beyond me.
Bethesda used to be good. Then, the Xbox One came out.
Anything after Skyrim is just meh. Even you fallout 4
Crazy we will get gta 6 before ES6
damn got same bug when game crashes when im at the end in "death trucks" area
first with strelok now with ward
The Oblivion remake was a damn shame, in my opinion.
It was a nostalgic cash grab, and everyone fell for it.
I mean… If you payed for it, at least. I could never.
I just want to be able to hang out in Rostok without having to lose frames the entire time.
I always have to like. Rush around, get in. Get out.
I wanna be able to chill, talk to these people.
And literally just climb some stairs and shit.
Without crashing.
the oblivion went out without any annoucements out of nothing
The ghost drop doesn’t bother me.
It didn’t deserve to be announced, is what I’m saying.
That poorly wrapped UE turd was not the Oblivion I knew.
It was an Oblivion wearing the face of a profit motive.
They could’ve spent that time on Starfield.
Or ES6.
But no.
It’s their money, and they need cash now.
JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH NOW
I do believe Starfield, ESO, FO76… Hell. Even that sloppy FO4 update was an absolute insult to the community.
I can’t be a Bethesda fan. Bethesda doesn’t make games with love, anymore.
why cant i post images
On the day of my funeral
game in that area is so bugged it uses 21GB of RAM rn
We have to be here for so long. Reach level 50
how can I skip a cutscene
you can't
how to do it?
how to skip it
You can't skip it
oh i thought you were asking
im serious, every cutscene in the game is unskippable
Which is a problem, to me.
You cut thru the chase
i cant pass that area of game cus it has long cutscene and it uses 100% of ram crashing the game
yo tech, i got new ideas for my challenge
In the words of Todd Howard.
“Just upgrade”
there is no more room to upgrade
We didnt pay for this
Zone rap round?
Nice! What did you update?

I'm cooking beats
Techsupport moment
Crooked rap beats
Bandit scoring feats
Fighting my defeats
Struggling to do the deeds
Doing the deeds, doing the deeds
RAP HOUR 'N EFFEKT
“Sewing fateful seeds, fortune is what my fate reads”
Mans joined!
damn i cant finish the game
I added a new objective in the objective board: "A real collector"
Collect all the artifacts in the Zone(Special ones are optional)
and im planning to add an hardcore Mode for my challenge:
You can't use skif's headlight, you can use only torches or lighters you find around
Loadouts have 50% less ammunition and 50% less Supplies
you can only start at:
Cordon, cement factory, Prypriat, Malachite.
Rahmi taking forever to compile his brain notes
BRO THE GOOGLE AI IS SO SHIT
"There is no specific information about a "Lab X7" crash in STALKER 2 because the game has not been released yet"
Stalker 2 is still in alpha, still not released, Google knows more
do you know any mod that fixes memory leak?
The general is cooking🔥
What deed did you do?
What poison did you brew?
I wonder, I have no clue.
But here is something to chew.
The screw you lost out of the blue.
You made the zone have flu
Boohoo... now say moooo..
Oh krezzin what say you?
Shots fired
I say again, shots fired.
Uhhhh, yeaaaaaaaaaaa!
EEEEPIC WAP BADDLES OF HISDOREEE
rhymes ayooo
I feel like the Beatboxing scene from Men In Black.
I'm awaiting his response to brew more of that

@dreamy dagger ayoo krezzin, bit your tongue?
I guess I slammed your dunk
I was just kinda continuing what he said.
I didn’t expect anything to happen.
You know you can’t take those rap guys seriously. That’s why they’re rap guys.
Stop hiding krezzin, be the man
i have 0 idea what is going on in general
A battle for the rap god title of the zone

Oh, the general has spoke.
Krezzin's brain just broke.
What's left now? Should I offer him a smoke?
TWO PLUS TWO THAT’S FOUR, QWIK MAFFS
yo since the cuirrass exo doesn't have a sprint upgrade, i made it a pain in my loadout, it's called
"Walking piece of metal"
the armor is the Cuirrass Exo and only the special usp(deadeye) with 60 ammunition lmao
Damn Rahmi spittin' bars
The poor bloke was made a joke
Now his heart broke
What more needs to be said, our boy krezzin here is not about the smoke
Oh boy, oh dear.
One blow and he did disappear.
Shame I couldn't say more for you to hear.
But well, his defeat is certain, ain't that clear?
OMG GUYS WE DID IT
im past the cutscene in x7 without crash :3
Krezzin was reeling,
From the damage Rahmi was dealing.
Bars out here peeling, sinking is the feeling
I’m getting when you’re taking too long to be reading
My thoughts, the speed of the shots, these anomalous bars be getting you hot
Ayo we doing the whole spoken word thing again?
Ayo guys, now that he's defeated?
Any contester who wants to be greeted?
I dunno what that means.
XD
thank you i will dowload it after vortex finishes its config
Oh no.
Do we actually have rap battles brewing, right now?
All the “So and So is Typing” has me nervous.
Rahmi typing up a storm
Now that you just spawned.
I shall greet you with the words I honed.
Remember krezzin gif? When he moaned?
Drop that here and let him be owned
Real funny guys
Not yet
Nowhere to be seen like a man lost at sea.
Call Rahmi a hot thing for the way that he steams.
Little boy krezzin come back to the scene so we can see how badly you seize
You guys should bet
I don't even drink beer tho
hehehehe
the swamps with controller my fav :3
Sorry krezzin
Love you krezzywezzy
Until he comes back and drops some Cell Saga Gohan bars.
He’s writing a script rn
“I just wanted to see”
That’s what krezzin said to me.
“Show me how you rhyme and flow, freely”
Caught up in the heat, the chatter can’t compete, he’s stalling and scalding and staring at his feet.
Moms spaghetti
I know I’m white. I can’t rap.
But I do think it’s catchy.
I need to see a Scar vs Korshunov rap battle.
Mans ripped my shit to shreds
Free me from the mod abooze @weary hedge
Bro why ur name always got alcohol in it 🤣
Such is life in the Zone
Homie must be why we have Safety Briefings v
Switch to 
Aboozed by crimezone
Sorry, accidentally banned you for 10 years
Dang.
You admit defeat?

At least I am not the jarhead eating the mre heat packets
Thank you @weary hedge
Daaaang.
Chat instantly slumped
Ultimate chat killer [me]
Guys. We had a roll.
Bread rolls?
This pre-roll.
Skyrim sweet roll

Tunnel Snakes rule!
shall show no fear
Well, time to get back to work. Chat is taking a nap.
so is skif c-conciousnes agent?
I am not sure what that announcement was about exactly, but I remember seeing recently some screenshots from very broken version that somebody clipped into and I couldnt get in there, so is this like new part of future update or whattheheck?
cant we have like...2 channels? one for random stuff no one asked for, and the other is for actual announcements of patches and game content?
we see trough his eyes in monitor room but he is immune unlike agents to second monitor exposure
Hewwo Kwezzin
Impossible
Kwezzin Kwembobo

arg
what job you are working on?
Wander your jug
Bro they should fix Krezzin AI...
What is this tomfoolery....
I'm tweekin
I work at a pharmacy, but me writing a report is about something else, class related for next semester.
you got dem good stuff?
Is there a round 2 in the works?
I can’t out-rhyme you guys twice in a row, now.
Kidding.
KIDDING
Smoke, this one does not want.
Honse
homses
This not my permanent job so nah
for the monolith brothers
Honse has cult following
Can someone who knows about modding help me in the mods help center channel?
brothas, the enemy is coming
Just ask your question over there and wait
who the enemy
who you think?
ngl monolith in battle sounds like spacemarines
non Honse fans?
not even close
🙁
my brother got the reference
Honse have fans, many fans
it was a Space Marine 2 reference
🐴


i like horses but im scared of them
I post daily Honse pics
omg :3
Are you Turkish
Interesting bio
Pls do not take this the wrong way
from alcoholic to OwO is wild, Did the monolith suggest it?
They tickle my brain ever so gently
we do as monolith guides
you're a monolith follower too?
I mean, i thought noontides abandoned it
Hey I know where you bio is from
the situation for this was to temtping not to say that
W for you for knowing it
the lion doesnt concern himself with avoiding anomalies
yes
why will I?
the lion isn't able to be concerned since it no longer existed after passing through a gravitational anomaly
what is interesting
Very aptly put, Sergeant.
pov: humans
tears but a scratch
History of Ottomans, tho I only learned it briefly in a general history class last semester.
Somehow it was in my degree plan, even though my career got nothing to do with history
Precisely.
Which Lion? The Frisian Lion or the UA Lion?
you name it
hi
Welcome
idk why but the word pomato is stuck in my head, i think about tomatoes and potatoes and pomato jus comes up, why didn't life make it a real thing

how's goin stalker
It is
A hybrid plant able to grow both tomatoes and potatoes
ohh, was it the monolith that was sending me such word in my head?
not much wbu stalker
irl it grows cherry tomatoes on the plant, but in the ground it has potatoes.
I jus added Hardcore mode to my S2 challenge, which is crazy because it is already hard it self
that’s crazyyy
Say, perma death is in the default challenge lmao
yikesss
I've tried to complete it multiple times but I've died 5-6 times with different starting loadouts, most of the times i died for patrols i didn't see
Soon™
haha maybe sometime in 2027-2028
idk bro I don't see myself living past another 5 years
get a dangerously fast sports bike and hit some crazy top speed numbers, and if I live past that lmao I don't know I guess I'll try my hand at living and making money
That's living life tbh
so you just finished S2?
S2 is a blessing in disguise 
Absolute white screen anomaly
oh nah I finished it a couple months ago
after I downloaded it I think I played nonstop for a few days, semester had just ended and I was just jamming out, gym, stalker 2, eat, sleep repeat.
Damm
S2 released at the worst time possible for me (finals week), but at least it was a few days before my b day, so it was pretty chill after exams.
I think I dodged a lot of the late game bugs on release, because by the time I left the lesser Zone, it was all patched up. Thus, my experience with this game on day 1 was pretty smooth.
I think the only major bug I have witnessed is the Gaffer infinite money glitch
My headphones are fcking cooked
what did you do
Sh literally held together by tape and prayers
I left my baby brother unsupervised for 2 mins and the little sh breaks my headphones
damb
that’s one of mine but they still work. My Beats Flex gave out a few weeks ago
I might be getting new wireless ones for th holidays
Yeah I'd definitely just hold off and focus on finals and then hop on the game and do nothing but gym and game
spoopy
Shucks. That sounds like a bad day.
What’s that?
Oh.
ruh oh
whose the technician here
There’s a bunch?
Lens, in Zalyssia… Diode in Garbage.
Harpy’s up in Yaniv.
Technicians everywhere.
thanks
Yeah man, good luck!
Oh, bury my mother pale and slight,
Bury my father with his eyes shut tight,
Bury my sisters two by two,
And once we’re done, let’s bury me too!
Punt him
35 liters of water, 20 kg of carbon, 4 liters of ammonia, 1.5 kg of lime, 800 g of phosphorus, 250 g of salt, 100 g of saltpeter, 80 g of sulfur, 7.5 g of fluorine, 5 g of iron, 3 g of silicon, and 15 other trace elements.
This server is not real ✌️🥀
Honse
Honse.
WHAT ON EARTH IS STRELOK
“Strelok, smash Strelok’s nuts.”
-Strelok
huh are you asking abt my pfp
or my discord username
Ee
Ew
Also it was deleted lore so it kinda count as canon-headcanon
I despise u, STRELOK. The zone will engulf u for ur trasspasses
what transgressions
For killing the C conciousness
or whatever
I’ll hecking do it again
And killing my brother in radar
You mean the group of scientists that wanted to control everything?
Strelok probably did us a favor.
AW HELLL NAWHHJ
They were divine.. they were the embodiment of the divine essence of God himself
I did you a favor and I’d do it again 
Incomprehensible monolith praise be to God
They were men, tampering with forces they could not fathom.
They were saints
They provide us what we desire
If not they stll provide a glimpse of what we desire
Strelok would kill them again
SHSHSHSUSEHJDDBDBKDKDNSHSHSUWGWWHSJODNDNDD
No c-con, no zone, no stalker 
No c-con, no bratva, atheism
Strelok allowed to commit war crimes
The Zone allows war crimes
So based 😤
Is there any way of getting early access for PS5?
Simple
You just wait until the day is over
And repeat that for about a month or so
@north thistle haha thanks for the info
You’re welcome
@north thistle I need to play already.
Well,
The only way currently is via PC or Xbox atm
I don’t believe early access is possible
I will give all my artifacts. Please @north thistle
🤨
Artifacts are of no use to Monolith…
But in all seriousness, unless you manage to leak the PS5 version, you ain’t playing it until it releases, blud.
Fr 🤧
Sorry I couldn’t help, but I hope Monolith guides you.
How to get monolith role
You just go to the #👥┃faction-choice channel and choose Monolith patch
anyone else get a bug with scherba dissapearing after handing over the collars
it says find scherba after he dissapears before my eyes
Why is there renegade but no GREH
I had a similar thing happen. It didn’t even let me turn in the collars
did you fix it?
Yeah I did
I just quit the game and went back to the place
oh
And by that I mean completely closing the game
ive tried stuff like that its still bugged
You can file a complaint
But if you have too much pride you can just try different things
Luke I'm sorry if asking this is weird but is that u in ur pfp
no lmao
Ok lol
So you have chosen the path of Monolith, brother?
My path is the brotherhood and the good will of the essence of the Zone, my brother.
Very well.. We are welcome to have you brother as long as your faith is unwavering
PSZ-7 is the best early game armor
Everyone knows the best early game armor is the Bandit Jacket 🗿
Right? @weary hedge
The Bee Movie is free on youtube right now
All the Shrek movies are also leaving Netflix at the end of this month, better watch em all now 
No….
You’re lying….
Shriek has been on Netflix for as long as I can remember…
This can’t be happening…
Sadly it is actually leaving very soon
Za monolith
tragedy
Alright, I won’t mind a CNPP expedition to make a wish to keep Shrek on Netflix permanently
Fair
I lost my DVD set sadly 😔
It got thrown out by my parents
Same
I had the vhs of the first movie, might still have that one. But it would be at my parents house then.
Who even is Degtyarev?
I haven’t gotten that far.
“Corps” means nothing to me.
He is a fine gentleman
I mean. I’ve been to Yaniv. But I don’t think I’ve met that guy.
Richter is a fine gentleman.
Richter mentioned
Richter impregnated

A Stalker that then became former Ukrainian Special Agent that then became a Stalker
It's freaky hours at stalker official discord already
Ahhh. So he’s more like Leon Kennedy.
But thicker
Damn straight
Since like last week
Ah ok
Oh god, you’re already becoming like Tejas Stalker
🤣
Well, someone has to liven up this server when Tejas isn't around
Tbh it would be what I would do, but I have to grab old screenshots
333 sinister bluds:
hi blvd.
what
Is it a Bot?
is what a bot.
Whatever you said, earlier
sinisster
Nah new account
my old one was terminated
Daaang. How’d you accomplish that?
i was in some servers
Hope it wasn’t for being up to no good 
and they were taken down by discord and they banned me
Hmmm.

The entire server got nuked, by Discord, and you got banned?
hm
Reason: Bad word usage
W O L F ‘ D
glory to the monolith
discord automatically strikes everyone who was in the server
What kinda server were you in?
and i was striked three times because i was in three servers that were all reported which lead to an instant perma ban
Cause that’s heavy.
“I got banned for being associated with a server” isn’t a good look.
Lemme see that hard drive.
haha

do you want to know
Not really.
but you have to get sinister
I’m being facetious. It matters not, to me. I’m not a Mod.
I don’t have to get shit.
If it’s anything extremist or political, best keep it to urself.
But dang. On three separate servers, they all got torn down?
Brooo. Those must’ve been some super suspicious Sauce Codes
Although, I remember something like that happening one day, on Facebook.
One day, I logged on. Half the pages were nuked.
Then they randomly came back.
sinister
Guy seems too sus
me
Sinister? What’s that?
Just saying, this isn’t the kind of place for that.
The server?
no
Sounds like Ban Evasion, dawg.
Bro was talking minecraft enchantment table as the first interaction
it wasnt an nsfw server specifically per se
CALLED IT
LEMME SEE DAT HARD DRIVE
i have no hard drive
So many blocked messages
im a magian just like you
Sorry to make you block me.
theres nothing to hide
Not you pookie
uh...thats not how it works lol
It was nice knowing you Faust!
just bc you dont have a hdd doesnt mean your data isnt stored somewhere
thats a social construct
Three separate Servers, and you got Auto-Canned just by association with these servers.
Bro. That’s Sus.
Is this guy another case of thinking he's in a server that he thinks he is in but it isn't actually that
idk
He could be lost.
He could also have been banned from here, already.
but this is fascinating lol
i wasnt banned on my main here
Aight guys let’s try to keep this chat stalker related. Don’t wanna feed this topic anymore more than we have to.
ask the guy what's his favorite trilogy game
lets keep this chat MAGIAN
Bet.
GSC. Whose toes do I gotta suck for OXA Core?
WHO’S FOOT DO I GOTTA JOB?!
To get the mods.
Was there always a plan for PS5 release? Or is this GSC branching out?
I think they had a deal with Microsoft
Now, I’m lvl 42. On my way to gif perms.
But a deal with MS sounds semi-ok. For being a greedy Corp, at least it’s not Sony. Or Nintendo.
GSC could’ve done worse.
I mean it’s the reason they were able to make it happen in the first place. It also helped the game do well on launch despite the bugs.
Yup. If it weren’t for MS having a deal, I never would played the game. I’m on Gamepass.
Lol
Feels like farming Belfry Luna/Sol in DS2
Getting to 50 is gonna take forever.
And this is a chat room, not a PvP arena.
Can't even think of a good ragebait either
PvP is cursed on ds2
Out of ideas
I’m a menace, really. But you’re not wrong.
No healing for Invaders, unless you have Warmth.
If I ragebait in the UA channels I'd probably get muted too quickly
But, I be running the Mirrah GS, and parrying these fools with a Greatsword.
Cause if you guys didn’t know. Lucatiel’s sword can parry.
Only in DS2, though. The “Hollowslayer” in DS3 has some dookie weapon art.
Rage bait ain’t hard. The topic can’t be hateful.
Kinda like…
Hating Dark Souls 2 is a voluntary skill issue, and you can’t change my mind.
DS2 haters only hate DS2 cause some YouTuber made a big deal about that one elevator in that one castle.
Every other gripe is chalked up to skill issue.
Hollow builds are fun
Also.
Contrary to popular beliefs WH40K is not “the most powerful ever”.
Many other universes would smoke the Imperium.
Sure. A Spartan probably couldn’t take on an Astartes. Not gonna argue that.
But the thing is.. If an Imperium ship even shows up from a Warp Jump… Cause if that Gellar goes down… That Voidship ain’t showing up.
A UNSC fleet would literally fly and shoot circles around an Imperium fleet.
Me making a doom-stack in Stellaris empowered by the Shroud be like...
Plus… If Space Marine 2 is a “lore accurate” portrayal of an Astartes, I’m not impressed by how squishy they are.
Yeah, your life is basically just dodging quick time events and pallet size bombs will kill you. Lame.
All that “Ceramite” and “extra organs” didn’t really mean shit for Titus, really.
Blueberries must be built like crap.
“Best geneseed ever” my ass, dude. Look at how easy it is for him to get torn up.
The Guard broke before the planet did.
One Covenant Supercarrier can even be enough
I know games workshop turned it's back on combi weapons, but they have a place. Also, don't get me started on geneseed. It's poor representation. Inquisitor martyr, the same happens. Word bearers run around, don't take damage and the good guy marines drops like flies.
One Covenant Flagship would probably mess with the Imperium for a good bit. For sure.
Covenant remind me of the Tau, but.. Also.. A lot like the Imperium.
The Flood? Flood make the Nids look like a joke.
I think the Flood would overtake the Tyranids.
And I’m a Tyranid main.
It’s all fun and games until it comes down to ground warfare 
“It just repeats one word, over and over.. Regret. Regret. Regret.”
“Dear Stalkers,
We regret being Warden Bastards.
We regret coming to the Zone.
And we most definitely regret that Skif just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!”
Death guard also counters flood
I don’t think anyone is immune to Flood. Even Johnson has just a “resistance”. Right?
Think so
The Flood can corrupt AI, through Logic Plague.
Even the Imperium’s Servitors and Magos’s (connected) would get crunched.
I WONT DRINK AGAIN
O HOLY MONOLIT, WE WILL NOT DRINK AGAIN
Yeah, there’s a canonical reason to it too
Like… The Flood pre-date humanity.
And according to Halo lore.. Halo humanity is older than Warhammer.
I love how he looks depressed now lmao
Id be depressed working for sidorovich too
By virtue of having already existed, and being indexed. Humanity, in Halo, has existed longer.
They’re on “strike two”
I’d hate feeling stuck in Sido’s town.
I want his head on a pike.
PRAISE THE MONOLITH!!! 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
Lmao
But fr glory to the monolit
I’m a Merc.
They can Mono Lith deez nuts.
Accurate
Mercs after visiting the bar:
I’ll be at the pool table, betting Koupons.
Come, Loner. Play a game with me.
I’ll buy the game, and the first beer.
That’s kinda how I feel.
I’m literally twenty five cents short of a pack of smokes, and payday isn’t for a few days.
Literally just pacing, outside, staring at my phone.
Speaking of Koupons.
Do these missions scale, at all? I’d like to be able to earn more than 1100 Koupons from a job.
Makes me mad as hell that the “nice” jobs have shit descriptions.
“Go find an artifact”
And instead of marking an anomaly field, and “get one from here”
It’s a specific (rng be damned) artifact to find.
They scale off difficulty yes.
You never make enough back from those jobs to account for repairs, round fired, and pounds of food eaten.
That’s why I prefer artifact hunting. It pays well
I wholesale slaughter entire facilities, fix and sell weapons.
If my crosshair doesn’t turn Green when I scroll over the NPC, there are decisions to be made.
Where did you find an image of me?
This is my meme, now.
God gave it to me.
You sent it to me from your PDA.
😂
Is that Skif. Is Skif bald?
Do you want to see the one that A lvl 5 Mewtwo sent me from his PDA?
Average Rostok Merc trip:
Yes, let me see sir mewtwo
This is what A lvl 5 Mewtwo was doing with his buddies.
Mmpf
That’s some thick protection.
I’d shoot that*
True 😆
I've got one from Dr Faust too, from what he was going in the Zone.
ayo
What does Dr Faust like to do in the zone?
Well dang.
Monolith?
stuff
I think you mean Monolith
He didn't take the pic when I kissed the monolithian
Did you have your socks on?
It doesn’t count, if you had socks on.
Gotta do it, again.
No. I don’t think I did.
Isnt the whole point of keeping your socks on to make sure that what you’re doing isnt gay?
Damn, I guess I gotta do it again
Yeah, man.
It’s called humor.
🤔
No, but you sent me another one of you.
Seems accurate
Oh No
Im afraid I do not know of such thing. After all, that “Brain Schorcher” was something else man
That sh fried my ahh
It’s alright, Prayer Man.
Just don’t shoot me, and we can go together.
Stick to
stalkers 😂
Ur "Anomaly sin" is not "deleted-lore" sooo isn't even a headcanon.
Anomaly brainrot x2.
Anomaly isn’t even a Stalker (GSC) game, right?
Wait serious question tho
No.
Nasty chemicals but it’ll keep you on ur toes
just a fan made thing
Do y’all think that Monolithians have humor?
Excuse me sir, it surely was accounted to be deleted howeverso you reference to Anomaly is wrong, anomaly itself is headcanon
Like do they make jokes possibly?
of course
tho saying GREH were called GREH and one of the alleged dark stalkers
Probably dry
and a rumors among the stalkers
I feel like you told me what GREH was, but I forgot.
I can definitely see their humor being a bit weird and dry tho
It’s SIN but with the Russian spelling
GREH ARE the dark stalkers
I was reffering to that the sin that Anomaly has is not smth faithful or smth like OG sin.
I guess…?
I’m not European. I’m American.
But yeah. I imagine Monolithians to have a dry, gruff humor.
elaborate?
What is a “dark stalker”?
Anywho I need to go to sleep cuz I got school tomorrow
Bonne nuit, Mon frere.
Anomaly sin is practically a new faction that only has the name shared with sin.
tho i was referring to the tales of the stalkers
anomaly itself is headcanon
What’s a “dark stalker”?
Good night to you to bro 
Is that an Anomaly thing?
It’s a deleted faction from the trilogy known as sin.
canon, dark stalkers are weird fanatic crazy wild mystical stalkers
I ain’t gay. I’m just continuing my trend of racy jokes.
Good night bro.
Sparkers?
Dark Stalkers are members of the Sin faction from Oblivion Lost and Dark Stalkers was reinvented for a mention on Clear Sky.
Sounds like Sparkers, or Duty (with balls)
tho the stalkers in the triology still whisper about them
I need to play the TrilOG
S2 is my only source, really.
Lmk the next time it goes on sale. I’ll gift you it
My headcanon is that SoC and CS are the only released Stalkers.
Did I just see Troskiii
and stalker 2 ;D
hello hello

No.
stalker two is also a canon right?

