#☢┃stalker-general
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How is it shit? Isn't it a spitzer bullet?
As an owner of multiple guns, I agree with this☝️
Jail, for the crime of shooting homeless people.
Like actual weight for the caliber being a pistol/submachine gun made round, it's heavy.
isn't it lighter than 9mm
Wth
no political figures
I mean it's famously a very slim cartridge
Eh, Stalkers can manage.
Lame
Wikipedia says:
The 5.7×28mm cartridge weighs 6.0 grams (93 grains)—roughly two-thirds as much as a typical 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge—making extra ammunition less burdensome, or allowing more ammunition to be carried for the same weight.
So it's actually lighter than both 9 X 18 and 9 X 19.
but also all 5.7 weapons can cram a stupid amount of ammo per mag so I guess it ends up being heavy
a good problem to have
You’d be surprised how heavy your chest rig starts feeling with just a few mags in it
guys how did I lose the green icon for barkeep at rostok 😮
The P90 weighs 2.6 KGs, while the MP5 is 2.54 KGs.
Which, I guess is with ammunition?
I’m on a boring 2.5 hour drive.
Would someone like to send me interesting stalker lore videos or something.
I havnt played the games yet and wanna get into the lore
Let me reiterate, the capacity that these rounds are carried at make it heavy.
2.5 hour ROOKIE NUMBERS BUDDY
^ this
I know. I did a 24 hour drive once.
This drive is only 5 hours total but still
Entertain me lol
Texan here, 2 1/2 hours is cute
Just a heads-up, see the Trilogy and STALKER 2 as separate canons. HoC has some pretty funky retcons
Piss off im driving from one side of Florida to the other 😂
I can throw it in a circle, such is the will of the monolith
I still wonder how a Spartan can hold 660 rounds of 7.62NATO, 10 rockets, 68 14.5mm rifle rounds, and 132 12.7x40mm handgun rounds, not to mention 8 grenades.
You got any good lore videos or sum?
So the question is, which one are you interested in?
i can't think of any
Because weight limits in games make for unfun games.
Trilogy or HoC
A fellow American 🫡
A Spartan is a super soldier
Damn straight. Florida man here wishes he could vote for AK guy
the worst drive i ever did was 12 hours or so
Me?
i left work at 3:30pm and arrived at virginia to buy some car parts at 3:45am
by the end of that drive i wanted to kill my self
I know, I know. It's just crazy that a spartan like Master Chief runs around carrying all that ammo.
plus i knew it was virginia so i couldn't speed even if i wanted to
Yeah, seen how HoC has introduced some funky retcons, you should basically just consider both as separate universes. That's why I'm asking which one you'd like to know more about 
Brandon any day.
What does HoC mean
Rip to the halo series, good memories
GTA protagonist (at least in GTA V) can carry around 30 weapons, including heavy ones + ammunition. 😏
Without powered armour.
halo is over
Heart of Chernoybl.
And by trilogy do you mean like the stalker games
halo has not had a good game is over 10 years now
HoC Tua
its simply over
True lol.
HoCtober fest
Is there subtitles in trilogy enhanced edition? Also it’s Ukrainian version of HoC any different from English ?
and yes
Honestly send me a video educating me about both 😭 I know nothing
Oh yeah we know. Halo Infinite was a turd sandwich at best.
can't even ask bungee to save halo now
bungee is a rotting corpse walking
I think they wanted Halo to take off like Warhammer but it just didn’t keep its hype. Whereas Warhammer is probably more popular than it ever has been.
What’s the difference between trilogy and HOC? Are they not in the same universe?
If you can send a video or videos that explain that the differences between both or something send it cause I’m trying not to read my phone right now. I’m driving.
yes, 2 takes place 10 years after Call of Pripyat approximately.
Anomalous Dugout has some good lore vids
It’s not that deep of a lore tbh
I agree I just don’t know any of it
Bungie hasn't been bungie since Halo Reach. That was honestly the last good main entry. Halo Wars and Halo Wars 2 were goated imo. And so were Reach and ODST. Infinite was a turd sandwich like I said. Halo 4 and 5 were just terrible.
Ok interesting
yah halo is just over
Grimbeard has pretty entertaining videos on the two first games.
Bungie hasn’t owned halo in like 15 years lol
not exactly lore videos but he goes into the creation process and has a plot summary for each
also he is legitimately fun to watch so hey
that channel is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coIFssPeJpA
The part about 2011 and onward is spoiler territory
The world of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has a long and complex storyline linked with historical events. This video presents a full timeline of all the known important things that happened in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone between the 1960s and 2013.
00:00 Introduction
01:12 Before 1986
04:06 The First Disaster
05:49 The Experiments
10:05 The Second Disaster...
S2 lore is simple: Depressed man loses home and wrecks the Zone in pursuit of it.
Skifs is simple. Everything else not so much
Everything else is even more simple: The lore is screwed.
skif is about as interesting as a sheet of dry wall
yeah that's the thing, like, the actual lore of stalker is supposed to be like a mindfuh moment in the first stalker
I find it funny some of it is actually inspired by fans. Pretty cool tho
even the trilogy lore is inconsistent, although mostly well put together
Skif kills or outwits basically every stalker legend
This is true as well
the only good lore is SoC and thats it, and whoever says otherwise is wrong idc git gud
and he couldn't even get the emotional tone of his dialog right half the time

I liked the actor tbh
Sorry to hear you've got the objectively incorrect opinion bro 
also, for amnesia, this seems actually true, there was lore that was either taken from the community or inspired by it
don't worry, I know I'm right 
GSC literally posted a video about this, just saying.
Trilogy lore:
CS: Sick mercenary tries to avert death.
SoC: Amnesiac man tries to find himself at a twisted Aladdin lamp.
CoP: Military man tries to pick up the pieces of everything.
Nuh-uh, you're Groudon 
I am Groudonion
I mean, every other protagonist has these goals and directions in the zone and skifs just like I’m getting paid back for my house💪
stalker is a series built on "hey wouldn't it be cool if" moments
actually, yeah
stalker 2 was built on member berries
with not a whole lot of care in trying to smooth it over afterwards
member monolith...........
Skif is basically John Wick since John Wick 3.
Homeless, good with weapons, punching through everything.
member scar.......
I have to say tho, even if I haven't play S2, I can confidently say that the story of CoP is the worst
Truth
stalker 2 is a game shackled by having to pander to a fanbase that wants to clap when they see it.
I cant believe that, and I havent even played it
CoP wasn’t even bad. Just barebones as hell
CoP is a pretty decent Fallout NV mod tbh
its the most phoned in of the trilogy
Good game-play and refined with least bugs, though.
not even barebones, its just that it disrespected both past games
I think it would have actually been a much better idea to basically be like "yeah in 10 years the zone is basically unrecognizable and 90% of the characters in the previous games have either died or left"
not really its just super safe
and lacking in content
have a token character like sidorovich or something, but rest just burn it all
But at least it has the most polished stats for weapons and armor
Exactly. It would make a good dlc instead
Uh...then how do they explain shit from past games for those who haven't played the trilogy?
but even in the safe territory, military people just finding out about anomalies in the sky and then strelok being like "acktually 🤓 " and then trying to help them is the most non-sense I've seen
i think there needed to be an alternative route where you stopped the activation of the monolith
They don't 
I was also about to say that
That...does not help.
I don't think the story of the game is necessarily a bad thing, however its pacing is super weird
it felt like it was orginally gonna be an option
having that set at the very end of the game and maybe set it up as a cliffhanger for future content or games would probably have been a better idea
HoC is bad not because story or whatever, but because you lose guides all over. 😔
and they just cut it out at some poin t
This is HoC's true problem. 😔
I mean, idk, I feel like it is pretty integral with the entire "people trying to control the zone" plot the game wants to have
not really
however it is true that its placement in the plotline renders noontide completely inconsequential
because per the lore
with no c con
there is no monolith
so the monolith should not return until someone steps inside the pod
at the end of the game
Except Scar did le funny
I'm pretty sure the Wish Granter is pre-programmed for that.
@shrewd needle you ok homie, what happened to your name
Moderator aboose.
the wish granter would send commands from c con
fraid I can't stick around for that as I haven't gotten past duga and I somehow managed to stay unspoiled for an entire year despite this cropping up on the discord like twice a week
Doesn't mean it wasn't automated, though. I'm sure that there'd be automated systems and protocols in function too.
Need… dlc… 😔
True, DLC for CS
need the game to be finished
but ynow just so you understand my sudden disappearance
WHOEVER CHANGED MY NAME IS TOTALLY DRUNK!
I hope you recover
I’ve finished it plenty of times😉
With these people...I doubt I'll ever stop getting trolled...
we still waiting for gsc
FFS!
No one knew how to clear out a person's username instead of typing it back in, last time I got my name changed (except one person), so won't be surprised if you don't ever get it back.
Eh, well...once it gets unfunny, would just leave, NGL.
Anyways...time for Noontide.
Hello belligerent alcoholic
Or more like Noondied.
CHUD TIDE AM I RIGHT
Nah, we GoneHide.
I’ll never see lvl 50 lol
jarvis, give me image perms without become mod or level orange
Once outer world’s 2 comes out, I’ll be retiring stalker until DLC comes out
come back in 3000
kitty
😂
meow
We love cats in this server
I mean, other than more faction missions. I really don’t see what else the base game is missing for the most part.

you clearly don't know how unfinished the game really is
ignorance is bliss

Compared to launch, this game is amazing
Brother, I was there day one cyberpunk I know what unfinished looks like lol
dude 3/4 of the games quests were cut
Half a roster of guns
Side missions
Half the Exo suits
Half of Pripyat
Chornobyl Power Plant
Gonna make it all DLC lol
Dude, your pfp still looks like a turtle eating a cheezit. I kinda love it lmao
lmao
Seems accurate for my irl timeline too
You see it right? Especially on mobile
I mean to be fair deggy is like the only character that hasn’t gone completely mad.
Fair
Tactical cheezit turtle
Deggy is fine all things considered
This can be a real thing, if only I could find a cheeze it costume for my tortoise
Other than randomly going through his “I’m British” phase
Yous got somethin against Brit’s there lad?
tbh the en voice actors not sounding even vaguely Slavic really ruins the whole atmosphere
Yeah fine as hell 
It didn’t bother me, I accepted it
Honestly. I tried doing an English playthrough awhile back and just…never again
I tried two seconds of english va and immediately went back
Came for the culture left with crumpets and tea
CS voice acting, my beloved
yes
Metro is a whole different tier of game though
why are they all british
the orginal games voice acting was janky but that was part of the charm
The original trilogy’s voice acting is bad sure, but at least they sound right
not relevant
Nimble sounds southern to me
I can't place the accent for Richter, but it definitely isn't British
🤠
his english va
british or southern
my point is the english dialog in metro sounds slavic
For me with the stalker series, I always have kept my expectations low
It’s stalker lol
The heeyaw type of southern
im southern lol
Wrong mindset tbh lmao

County boys make due
Bruh kek
im a southern femboy smh
🌽
Thank you Jack
Thanks for writing the report for me Jack
I HIT THE BUTTON LOSER
Nuh-uh, I did goober
Slow trigger finger. They would’ve been gone the milisecnd I saw a pixel
JUST WAIT
what
Mr beast
where!!!
MR BEAST
Free money hurry before it’s gone
MR BEAST CRYPTO SCAM
True, we decided that we also want to add a furry rp chat for the public, not just for the mod team
Y'all deserve to enjoy this as well
fr true
- we're pretty sure bots won't come there fr
i live at 308 negra arroyo lane in albuquerque new mexico.
Why do you have pizza on ur roof
It’s all a scam
cant wait to download S2 after nearly a year of straight updates and cooking
A dashing meal for a Sunday evening
worht coming back or stick with GAMMA for now?
Sons of anarchy was better than breaking bad I’ll fight on that hill till the end of days
I haven't eaten or drank anything for almost the entire day I just realized
games still raw as hell
come back next year
Go eat. Food good
a mf senior mod telling me to not play the game, i respect that lol
What do you play on?
pc
Stick for smth that isnt gamma maybe
||jk, do what you want||
Clear Sky 
i would never
what type of paper do you recommend
GAMMA is the only thing that makes anomaly somewhat hard, and even then not really
Idk I’ve played worse
No clue, I personally don't eat paper

Then play something that isnt anomaly, there are many of hard mods
bro came to the gamma hating capital of the internet to try and defend gamma
understandable have a nice day
Bro should play Clear Sky instead fr 
Frfr
Clear sky isnt that bad
I lobe Clear Sky
it was kinda boring tbh, not a bad stalker tho
Should’ve seen Tainted Grail at launch sheeesh
Stalker 2 is a Taj Mahal compared to that
k
Was this game actually good? The gameplay I saw made it look like a mobile game
could just played lego universe instead
that game is perfect
If only bro
It’s gotten a lot better
If only
Thanks for the secondary recommendation. I should go eat bolts.
Oblivion or Skyrim level good?
This is why you should play the trilogy smh smh my head
it will be bro
Not that good
Yeah, in 2050
and ill be there still waiting
What would you say the biggest feature about it is
I'll probably be dead 
Waiting for Stalker 2 to be finished? See you in 4000
Its exploration and role playing. Just gotta check it out yourself.
Me waiting on fallout 5
To start pre production? Lol
Personally doesn’t peak my interest. Just wanted to know what a current player thought about it
I enjoyed it and I look forward to seeing what else they update just like with stalker
Stalker is a far more complete game
Isn't it already in dev?
I hope it is
Still is. Tho it may never see the light of day
For some reason, 2028 looks like a year 6 will be released
Supposedly it’s their last new title
Its got more years of dev than silksong already
And I know they are not compatible, but I will do it anyway
Its like 8 years since the announcement
The gaming industry is gonna change drastically after this last gen
I dont think the same ngl
Like you don’t agree with me?
Already is. The industry constantly fluxuates
Exactly
I think we’ll be playing games off of an app on our televisions here pretty soon
Its just the same but little better every year
TVs will have built-in hardware that you can upgrade through the years
You won’t even need a PC anymore
That’s where I think we’re headed
I LOVE SHERMA
rip blue rays💔
My ass still has VHS tapes
That's not were you should store them tbh
Investing in a gaming PC hope to play Anomaly one day 🗣️
It keeps them warm
i guess i dont get this lol
i didnt realize S2 chads hate GAMMA lmao
its how its always been
"""real""" stalker players have always hated those modpacks
im glad i dont go through forums that often
Or more like, the people that glaze them over do much
i see both sides do too much
Yeah
"GAMMA is the best and all others are inferior"
"GAMMA isnt true stalker bc its not made by BSG"
neither of these are correct , this is coming from a GAMMA and base stalker enjoyer
I think gamma is wrong trollface
But honestly I just hate the clickbaiters, thats about it
Faction Wars, my beloved
Recently saw another new video of someone explaining the lore of STALKER
And, as expected, bro was playing modded STALKER and was talking about psi-emissions as if they're canon

Which one?
It’s funny how many chuds start with modded stalker
Honestly forgot
Mfw someone says that a modded Stalker is best stalker:

Like, fine if you're going to talk about the lore of a modded game, but at least SAY you're talking about the mod's lore, not treat it as the lore of the actual game lmfao
Eh I think it’s pretty obvious that while they announced it they only started working on the next elder scrolls after starfield
I saw a pic of factions and who they chill or not chill with. According to it, Mercs and Bandits are friends. That made me question if its mod lore or actual lore 💀
Hi, just checking in and saw a LOT of changes including mods and night vision. Are there any new weapons introduced to Stalker 2 like mosin or ppsh?
Just mosin and 1911. no ppsh.
Thank you! Would love to see ppsh, but 1911 is nice!
No problem. However, for the PPSH, we have to introduce 7.62x25mm and I doubt GSC would add any of that
That makes sense. Maybe sks. If they do add 7.62x25, they should add nagant revolver and totarov as well!
Unless mods do that
Fair enough
Whoever made the mod “English Zone”, thank you.
That shit helps so much.
For the longest time I would just tell myself, “Fk me, I guess. I’ll never know what this graffiti, or these signs say.”
You’ve doubled my ability to take in environmental storytelling.
Side Note: Bartender Sells All goes Brrr
Was there a recent hot fix or something? The game has severe input delay again for some reason, but it felt fine a few few days ago.
Yoooo
😐 I actually felt like I could shoot things normally. It feels like I’m pulling teeth again.
For gods sake. It’s always something with this f—ing game.
No. I don’t even understand Ukrainian lol
Unless its lines like:
“Za Monolitho!”
Bro. So like I made it to the cutscene with Scar and Star. On the way to Wild Island.
When the zombies come in, there’s graffiti on the wall they come through.
It’s Spark propaganda.
Oh god
It makes everything English. Signs on buildings. Text on posters and books.
You get to pick up on so much more with English Zone.
That Mod Author is (among the rest) a hero.
A hero we all needed
You're behind me.
I see the name has changed again
What do you mean, it has always been like that
Know what, you're right, it's always been like that.

What do you mean? It's always been like that.
Gone but never forgotten 💔

Will more mods be released for Xbox 🤔
No
F
I hate you all so much... 😔
Nah why the name change 💀
What name change
'Cause they like trolling me.
Also, didn't expect the Claw in Zaton to be a damn psionic anomaly now...I thought CoP's Claw was bad...
Imagine going to a group of Stalkers around a night campfire, and one of them has that name lol
That probably be me tbh
True.
Also, fun...I somehow am stuck with psionic radiation even after getting out of the Claw. Thanks, game.
Wow. Someone is playing pranks on Amnesia.
Guess I got the permanent bug and am taking permanent psionic pills from now. Another save ruined.
Better wipe and start over.
They hate me too much.

It took me a few weeks to clean the map off loot, so not happening. I'll just live with it.
Take psionic pills every once in a while and I'm good.
use mods
Trainer works. 999 Psi-Blockers; set for a while.
Never played, but thanks for turning me into grampa.
why is can't hyperlinked
Because that's the link to the image?
Interesting
Wowza your skif is not only a drug addict but also an insomniac
Blame the permanent psionic bug.
Don’t eat urinal cakes yall they don’t taste minty
Speaking from experience? 
So I see the blind dogs can still be able to divine when you are on a surface they can’t get to and know to hide behind cover that they somehow are able to perceive without sight…
lol
He does.
I may have partook in a light snack
Divine blind dogs?
👼
Might have misspelled, but you know. To predict, supernaturally detect?
They can do that. They are canine bats
But to see that you are on a surface they can’t get to?
I’m just saying that out of all the mutants, the dogs are kinda of bs. Especially compared to previous games
They can smell that you are up there.
The cowardice wafts down from your high ground, Obi-Wan.
Oh my
The way they run and hide isn’t what bothers me. But I also hate the dogs.
Least favorite mutant.
My issue is how they know you are aiming at them and proceed to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
I can understand that
You aren’t actually a coward. I hate fighting dogs.
Whatever it takes.
I got the “Focus Aim” mod literally just for Dogs/Bayuns.
I gotta say. Makes some engagements go down a little smoother.
It’s a game changer, for sure. But it’s like FO4 VATS, and you can still take hits.
I hate how they fan out and attack from all angles, as well as the fact they sit at your feet draining your health
It also drains Stamina at a decent rate. You can hold it for a while. But not forever.
Effin sucks
My normal way of dealing with dogs is to kite them to friendly NPCs.
Or, bait them through a doorway, spin around and send buckshot into the threshold.
That’s what I try to do for blood suckers. I will give it a try
If you can make any mutant chase you, you can get the upper hand.
Once you get the space/time. it’s over for the mutie.
Doing a fresh run
If you’re playing with mods, and on console. Get the “Focus Aim”
I did that with a pseudogiant. Other mutants started joining in, including other stalkers. They all died.
I’m serious. It REALLY cuts down on dogs and rats being a pain.
Hell yeah
Pseudogiant lived tho, and kept chasing me. But when I decided to shoot at it, took only a few till it died.
Dang.
I be luring mutants, man. Eff those things.
Bartender Sells All is awesome.
I’m just now about to leave the Detention Center to rescue Star’s men.
Already wearing a Falcon.
I’m just gonna buy myself some overkill. Be funny about it.
How do I sprint in an exosuit in stalker two
Hi all
Someone here said that I couldn't skin mutants IF my game was modded........This is not true
I added two mods last night and I can skin mutants just fine
Just an fyi, I was told this last night
upgrade it
duty exo can't get the sprint upgrade
I tried upgrading it, but I can’t see the upgrade anywhere
others can
which exo is it?
The red one
unluckyt
you can't upgrade that one to sprint
the spark version of the ssp-100 is my fav suit before getting an exo
that or the bulat
I doubt It'd be helped here, but anyone here play Anomaly?
So wait, which ones can I upgrade?
any exosuit but that one
supposedly the duty exo is the easiest to obtain so they don't let you upgrade it to sprint, which sucks because sprinting is infinitely more useful than a bit more weight capacity and physical resist
The Jageruirass
the apsb pistol runs out of durability so damn quick
10 mags through it and it's down to 66% durability
Is that unupgraded or fully upgraded
Well the MPK
what's with the bs extra damage that burer-controlled guns do on veteran difficulty
70% physical resist and i die in one burst
Burer is rich so he is using 50 cal
❤️

Theres a discord for anomaly especifically, you should ask for help there to get more details
Firing guns on fully automatic does that.
Vanilla?
can you Dm me a link to it? I couldn't find it on the public listing
https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly
Scroll down and you'll find it
thanks
i also love the burer mechanic where they make your gun fall out of the world so you have to reload the save
Bonus points if you lose the Gauss Rifle.
#bartendersellsall
I'm pretty sure the Gauss Rifle is not available for purchase anywhere.
it is with mods
Fair. Not for me, though; only 4 Gauss Rifles in the world anyways.
Not counting the ones dropped by Monolith, but not counting those either ways.
Will update 1.7 bring game optimization?
“His weed really was magical. It made him, and my coupons disappear.”
-Ganja
is the game always gonna be 150+gb
Uh...yes?
That being said.
Guys. These dudes holding Star’s men hostage are not having a good day.
You're still at the factory?
Yeah. I’m taking time. Looking around. Grinding for cash. There’s a mod that gives every bartender the ability to sell every item.
I may only still be at the factory. But I’m at the factory, and I bought a Falcon Suit from Warlock.
what happend to the old 5.5gb stalker ._.
what happened to loving games
I am trying to love it, that's why I bought it.
Welcome to Unreal Engine 5.
Welcome to modern, photo-realistic games.
What I really need is a Sam Fisher themed set.
but dammit 150gb is insane o.o
This is why 150 GB.
yeah it indeed is UNREAL
Nah...it's just gamer demands.
HL2 graphics were good enough, but everyone just needed the photo-realism.
Elden Ring is quite pretty. I don’t think that’s a 150gb game.
I'm about to drop a gamer word.
Gamer moment
I mean...San Andreas fit on a DVD and offered more than GTA V (a 120 GB game).
and with mods it can look better than GTA V
Could be an “engine” thing. Could be a “western developer” thing.
last I checked it had that DirectX 3.0 mod or something.
Starfield is too damn big for how damn bad it is.
Also. Oblivion reskin is Unreal… Just… Just look at it.
It’s gross.
Well...modern games = photo-realistic, which costs the most space and performance.
No one likes HL2 graphics anymore. 😔
Hollow Knight has entered the chat.
Man. That first game had me going, as a kid.
Hell. I was just a kid when the second one dropped.
Well. A teenager.
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
-G Man
Well, I only got internet in 2010, so didn't even know it existed before that.
But what about the wrong man in the right place?
Shucks.
So, how’d you get labeled “belligerent alcoholic”?
Excellent question
Forever on a quest for knowledge.
That was always his name
I will always prefer immersive over realistic any day.
Plus we NEED to talk about how unoptimized modern games are. What tf happened in the past 15 years that games went from optimized and stable to even top end rigs have issues
Games are built on money instead of passion
Always nice to get those that peak through like silksong tho
Unfortunately, not like we get a choice.
Moderator aboose.
Yes, that's called a memory leak. Reboot the game.

Anyone prefer the more "Untamed Frontier" setting of the OG trilogy rather than the tamed zone of S2?
Cause ngl, I stopped playing after the Richter cutscene ontop of the crane in Garbage
If the zone is becoming normalized and there are no longer rumors and myths...what makes it fun?
who wat were and y
It's midnight where I am let me have my sleep deprived philosophy
philosophy mentioned
I’m sitting here wondering if we played the same game 
No game is the same with stalker
Metro.
That's me right now with infinite psionic radiation...
Khan is the homie
Imagine a stalker with like 6 artifact belts full of batteries
I miss Bourbon :(
He’d die of rads in seconds but he’d know what infinite energy felt like
- CIA tag
- private server

He was cool
I'm sponsored by my CIA agent
What are you hiding perskari. Spill the beans
no
As a Federal Agent, I do not know this guy
You wouldn't, would you
Maybe. Maybe not.
Do you play on Able or Charlie server?
Wait. You play Foxhole?
Callahan was an industry plant
Bandit bros
I love how the bandit "fandom" ranges from "Haha Cheeki Breeki" to "This guy concerns me"
Bro we lost Sableport in day on Charli server, wardens hav given up
Been a while since I last played Foxhole. Still remember the intense street to street fights in some towns and the bridge standoffs
A lot of the wars I've been there for have been West-East wars so we really can't rely on bridges to stop them 🙁
So many open fields that we just have to trust they won't cross
Yogas boys vs sultans boys 😏
Is that a cry of fear pfp
Last war I fought was north south
HOW DO I SKIP A DAY OF SCHOOL WITHOUT MY PARENT FINDING OUT??
please school starts in an hour and i really need this
You don't, pay attention to class
i didnt prepare for a test
That's on you
well
That's not a solution that's a cheat
act sick or something
i dont want to ruin my grade
Act sick duh
she will bring me to a hospital man
If you smart you’ll work that shi off
if i got temperature
9th
Yeah acting sick isn't always going to work
yeah
Go fail the test, trust me it ain't worth skipping
so any other way than jumping off a roof
When I was still in school it just got harder foolin my parents all the time
Purposely dislocate ur arm for a day
What type of test is this, state exam or something
i will get a 10 instead of a 6
I wallace and gromited my way through HS and I'm getting paid $18 an hour to huff paint
exam
But is it like your state's exam where you will be cooked if you skip
i will destroy my future with this
It’s not that deep 😆
Or is it just you highschool's exam
here in europe it diffrent
Just make sure you get good grades
i got 9 and 10s thats why i dont wanna ruin it
ill jump off into the zone or smth idfk
I dont know what that is, I’m a cheesburger eating american
If it's some major thing where you are at, and not simply a school exam, then it's just not worth skipping tbh.
if you miss the exam you got another chance
it is my future that i will be stuck with
We don’t do that. We offer a pre-test instead
well yeah and that still gets put as a grade
and guess what 6 10 9 9 gets you
Sometimes it better to trip and fall then learn from that, than to never trip and keep running away
ill trip in the zone
That’s rough. I was aloud to practice as much as I wanted before hand
i will go make misself a blob in the zone if it means transfering to wherever you are
SO ANY IDEAS OF SKIPPING?
If you can get away with skipping class then it is your choice, just know you can't keep doing that in the future. Or your problems will catch up to you.
Stay away from America. We stupid and toxic bro
this is the one time i need it
stupid means ill get even better grades there so tysm
SO PLEASE ANY IDEAS OF SKIPPING
SCHOOL STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR
Reason: Bad word usage
DANG
Damnit i said the f word
How strict is your mum
imagine an asian lady but russian
You're cooked
THATS WHY IM TURNING TO YOU GUYS😭😭😴🥀🥀💔🥀
But we don’t have high standards, school just cost a ton of money. High school on the other hand is a terrible experience universally. Teachers don’t get paid enough to deal with our youths shi
PLEASE
PLEASE ANY FRIGGIN IDEAS OF SKIPPING
ILL BITE ANY BULLET BUT MY MOM SO PLEASE
ANYTHING
ILL GO TO CHERNOBYL FOR GODS SAKE
I think you're cooked bro
i think theres going to be a mass shooting going on
Ain't nobody foolin' an asian or russian mom
I dont know ur mom bro so i cant tell you
ASIAN RUSSIAN
should i just get out the house and not go to school?
Doesn’t tell me shit 😆
My parents were Korean, you already know how they were when it comes to education
I’ve known some pretty nice Asians and Russians
i think ill just kms
not moms
im an idiot with good grades
Fake puke or sum shit
All I can tell you is, act like you got a stomach bug or something
Heat your head up and have her take a temp
What did you eat yesterday
my mom thinks i got pancreatitis since i did it too much
lmao
Damn bruh you be abusing the powers.
damn ill fail at life
How often are you trying to get out of school
ALL I WANT IS 1 DAY
whenever i got a big exam coming up
I think you should just go to school bro
Wait, your mum is asian russian
double cooked
id rather pant and die right here
It’s not that bad
than see my life long goal snatched away
PLEASE ANY OTHER IDEAS
ANYTHING ILL EVEN BREAK A BONE OR SMTH IDK
Show signs you are sick, go to school, and start acting like you're sick at school
the lesson is first perriod
Stop fake sicking that’s my idea. Ur supposed to only rarely use that excuse
you know what
So much odds in this guys coin
Sinister church + Bayun + permanent psionic emission = unfunny business.
ill cut a finger just enough to bleed a lil
That won’t work
bro just go to school man it can't be that bad
and put it in my mouth to look like im spewing blood
That’s just dumb
Your mum will know trust me
guess who you talking to a dumbass
ill go become a stalker
If you fake that much times then it's going to start looking suspicious if you start doing other things
That is...problematic.
I graduated about 10 years ago. I miss school some days. It was so simple back then
Aye im smart about my business. You cooked urself lil bro
alr i got it
At the end of the day it sounds like you need to go to school
Dude if you put as much effort into studying as you are trying to get out of this exam, you'd pass with flying colors
Nowadays, if you miss one day it's like missing 572058201 years of work
Psychiatrist, more like.
ill just make an incission on my arm and break a glass just to look like i fell and broke a glass
Before class, you need to eat something really creamy, like chicken and dumplings or some soup.
Then at school, stick your fingers down your throat, and throw up in the hallway or a class before
the one with a test. A teacher will give you a note to go to the Nurse's office or something similar.
You can rest there and miss the class you have a test in. After an hour or so, you can say you feel
better and return to class. You don't have to skip, and you have a good excuse for a makeup test.
bro
What the phuck?
THANK YOU
Why...are you helping?
my friend used it once
Tejas out here with the wisdom🤣
A fossil is helping a kid skip school 🥀
cuz hes A GOOD PERSON
2 more years and i can drink

Man I just remember using thr 'Notepad' thing to turn in corrupted assignments when I needed an extra day.
Damn, now I know who to turn to when I have issues in life
alr i think ill do this TYSFM
Tejas the stalker wizard
i got nobody thats why i turned to you guys
I didn't want him to cut his own arm off.
Me thinks Tejas has first hand experience in this topic 
thats sweet
Tejas how to stop being an alcoholic
Step one: pull the pin
water with salt and vinegar
Video games and staying busy with a job or working out
Or both
i got rid of it with water mixed with salt and vinegar
just gets rid of the need
Be like a bandit, be extremely jovial
And snort pounds of coke
Tbh I kind of just woke up one day and realized it’s just a waste of money
try it for a few days
I think this one is beyond saving.
What if you already have 2 supplies of vodka
like whenever you feel the need for alchohol just water pinch of salt and vinegar
Wanting to cut your hand just to avoid a test sounds like a cognitive problem. No one should be helping you with that.
might be yeah
I ain't giving my Kruto to a homeless guy
cut but just surface level
Lmao. You do you 🤣
im not that crazy
Give em to a coworker you don’t despise as a gift 

gtg to school ty for the advice and see yall
You are if you're wanting to do all this shit to avoid a test instead of just...doing the test.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR WISE WORDS WIZARD OF THE ZONE
Tejas is Gandalf
In this case, Saruman
Lmaooo
if a bright future costs me a scar ill do it any day
‘Bright future’
Avoiding a test is not a bright future, it's a skill issue.
“Alright, Boss, we’ve marked the location of the Bloodsucker Nest on your iDroid. Your objective is to sneak in, and use your Fulton Device to extract one to Mother Base.”
i got good grades so ye
Get a prescription for Naltrexone (Vivitrol) or acamprosate.
I don't think I am that close to anyone at work for me to give them a 1.75L of vodka
i can take it later for a better grade not getting a good grade is a skill issue
Those grades definitely won’t be good for long if you miss major tests
i wont it just that i havnt prepared for this one
Now I know where current generation kids fail at life...
"I don't have the balls to do it now so I'll just delay it till it piles up and buries me for good."
im last gen there are new 5th graders
I do my best work under procrastination, thank you very much.
i dont think you got it, if i study one day i can get much better score
It’s called A u t i s m.
and it still studying so ehats the problem
Rewatching the intro cutscene is always funny to me
Mainly how effortlessly Skif folds Hermann like a wet towel
I got bad grades cause I didn’t do homework. I thought it was a sham.
I could out-test anyone, really. I just didn’t care for the rest.
If you don’t pass ur tests you will end up like scar lil bro
oh that isnt me one bit
Already is. Can't get more scarred than that.
it this one time and yall make such a big deal out of it
I was a similar type of kid when I was in school. Didn't do shit, but aced everything else.
ill become a barman so ill do smth
Everything matters whether it’s just one test or not. But ur young so you haven’t fully grasped that concept. Tho I hope you will soon
But eventually I did start and actually doing assignments because I didn't want to lower my gpa. Acing the test on major exams can only bring up your grades so much.
i agree on that
Only takes one step wrong to fall off a mountain.
i think ill get in some trouble but a good grade is in the end a good grade
also kids at school and proffesors judge only based on grades so whats the point
If you're willing to compromise once...well...who knows what else you'll compromise on?
So, the Mag-Fed Cracker got moved?
lol
Or is there more than one, now?
Life is fragile. Treat it as such
ill break it appart to reconstruct it into something better
Cause it used to be, Mag-Fed Cracker was reward from checking Diode’s Lab.
Now, I find it at the bottom of the facility that Star’s men were at the bottom of.
Until ur missing some pieces and end up sculpting a pile of shit ur unhappy with.
It’s not a unique 
There’s more then one
Or you realize you spent more time making life what you think you want than living it
Fair enough.
Think about why you end up in this situation. And make a plan or something, actually write it down. Helps you keep on track with something physical to look at. With how many times you already faked being sick I feel like it has already became a habit for you. Don't let that continue. Starting a habit is easy, breaking it is difficult.
Depends what ur goals are and how you view things. I’m simply telling this kid to get his shit together.
i want to grow an old barman with no children thats all
Get a vasectomy.
i miss one test this semester and suddenly im going down? how does that make sense
True, i just spent a lot of time in my youth trying to manage life into being the way i thought it should be instead of actually living it
skipping one thing can make you skip another. So essentially it can make everything go down.
Let’s not forget the fact you talked about harming urself and how ur mommy things you got some sickness because of how much you use that excuse
i get good grades and do my work so when i miss one test i lose my knowledge or smth.
that was a joke
not a funny one
I had a professor once tell me, “You wanna skip? Fine. Go ahead. Make sure you burn fifty dollars.
That’s how much your tuition you’re wasting. A day.”
but it was in the form of an ironic joke
Sure but you were actually asking for help but treated it like a joke
your help no my ideas yeah
It creates a standard within you that makes shirking responsibility permissible. once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern and patterns are hard to break
also true
but if i got rid of other addictions this one will be piece of cake
I honestly can't tell if a joke about self harm is fake or not. Given how many people has come to me with their problems in the past, and many aren't alive right now.
Guys. Pls. Help.
Gooby y u do dis?
Still, if you want help don’t tell people ur gonna go harm urself if you don’t get something figured out.
You mean school?
how many times do i gotta say it was a joke
The FBI came and fired me for a joke.
Not something you joke about.
So like. Watch your mouth, little bro.
I don’t care. That’s something that’s a serious issue in today’s world.
alr i gtg see yall nice chat
Legit. I got investigated, and fired for making a bad joke.
Don’t let it happen to you.
This is why I hate today's kids on the internet.
What? Are you 10?
This. There was an older guy (mid 50s) in my city that posted something on Facebook about wanting the US president dead. He was confined to his home under secret service observation for 3 days when the president visited the city almost a year later due to the SS/FBI having taken notice of his post
But hey. Whoever changed my name spelled it all nice and proper. Can’t even be mad.
There were people in my high school who actually took their own lives so when I hear that kind of stuff I think it’s just disrespectful and worrying.
You deserve a badass adult name.
There’s a FLETC near where I live. I was armed security there. Gate guard, and cop stuff on a fed-base.
There was some BS going down at the Gate, and I said “This is how active shooters start.”
Bam. I’m out of a job in 48hrs.
Sky Marshal Skif
I also rather take it seriously and try to help. Than having the possibility of them actually dying or something. I would just live with the fact I didn't help when I could. Terrible guilt I still have even though it happened years ago.
IKR? It's not even funny.
"OMG, I don't want to do a test so I'll cut myself."
I can understand not wanting to do the test (system sucks), but like this? Instead of simply getting it over with and growing up to work towards fixing it, this is what they do.
Hate 'em.
See what I mean, Zev? Needs a psychiatrist, not a doctor.
Sometimes I just be voicing the intrusive thoughts, too.
Let's change the subject and move on to something new.
but where is the money for it?
I get that. And I hope those thoughts don’t stem from something more serious. I just hope you know that’s not a good thing to just spout.
Add dating Richter to the game
yeah that was my bad i understand
Introspection helps.
Does GSC have plans to continue their momentum with this Xbox Mod updating thing?
Can I hope to see more, later this morning?

it would if it was free
I sure hope so, id love to see more stuff get added for us console plebs
Nothing stops you from introspecting.
Introspection is free.
HELL YEAH
i think i got it confused with somstjing else
But. Look, you’re angry.
That’s why you’re not hungry.
Scar moment.
Ironically, Skif is the most voracious eater in the Zone.
what is introspecting?
Looking in at one’s self.
I’m sorry you had to go through that. Losing friends isn’t easy.
i think i got it confused with something else
That’s fair.
Starting with a dictionary.
It's what happens when you bring kids up in bubble wrap.
They can't cope with anything.
What a cutie
Also. The stats on Sotnyk tell me that it’s more accurate than a Kharod.
Having fired the base version of Dnipro and Kharod… Idunno.
Chat. Is this gun worth it?
If a Noontider tells me to stop drinking then I am sober day one no cap 😩🖐️
Way too true, man.
I got me some Bartender Sells All, and a bunch of Koupons burning a hole in my pocket. I’d rather buy a gun than artifacts. I plan to remove the mod, anyway.
The Nooners are such good boys. My heart breaks for them.
Not you...I mean him. So he can learn what 'introspection' is and use it.
Ohhhhhh. Yeah.
I was like, “bro. I’m right. I said it funny, but I’m right.”
And I was like, "Why would this man think I'm correcting him when he's right?" 😆
Still. Homies.
It. Sotnyk. As. Accurate. As. The. Stats. Say?
Is is that just cause of all the gizmos and gadgets on it?
All them extra bells and whistles.
Suppressor makes weapons more accurate (for obvious reasons).
It was so strange to find an Ecologist dead out in such a far place.
There's more in the Scar. Same as the Yantar Scar.
oh btw sorry for anything ive said anything bad
Is that a 2x? On a Saiga?



