#☢┃stalker-general

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ionic verge
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Are we talking price, availability?

shrewd needle
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How is it shit? Isn't it a spitzer bullet?

vivid valve
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As an owner of multiple guns, I agree with this☝️

ionic verge
wild epoch
charred nova
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isn't it lighter than 9mm

vivid valve
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Wth

charred nova
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no political figures

wooden walrus
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I mean it's famously a very slim cartridge

vivid valve
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Lame

shrewd needle
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Wikipedia says:

The 5.7×28mm cartridge weighs 6.0 grams (93 grains)—roughly two-thirds as much as a typical 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge—making extra ammunition less burdensome, or allowing more ammunition to be carried for the same weight.

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So it's actually lighter than both 9 X 18 and 9 X 19.

wooden walrus
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but also all 5.7 weapons can cram a stupid amount of ammo per mag so I guess it ends up being heavy

charred nova
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a good problem to have

vivid valve
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You’d be surprised how heavy your chest rig starts feeling with just a few mags in it

vocal wave
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guys how did I lose the green icon for barkeep at rostok 😮

shrewd needle
winter summit
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I’m on a boring 2.5 hour drive.

Would someone like to send me interesting stalker lore videos or something.
I havnt played the games yet and wanna get into the lore

wild epoch
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Let me reiterate, the capacity that these rounds are carried at make it heavy.

charred nova
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2.5 hour ROOKIE NUMBERS BUDDY

winter summit
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Entertain me lol

meager crag
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Just a heads-up, see the Trilogy and STALKER 2 as separate canons. HoC has some pretty funky retcons

winter summit
wild epoch
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I can throw it in a circle, such is the will of the monolith

ionic verge
winter summit
meager crag
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So the question is, which one are you interested in?

charred nova
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i can't think of any

shrewd needle
meager crag
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Trilogy or HoC

vivid valve
winter summit
charred nova
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the worst drive i ever did was 12 hours or so

winter summit
charred nova
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i left work at 3:30pm and arrived at virginia to buy some car parts at 3:45am

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by the end of that drive i wanted to kill my self

ionic verge
charred nova
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plus i knew it was virginia so i couldn't speed even if i wanted to

meager crag
# winter summit Me?

Yeah, seen how HoC has introduced some funky retcons, you should basically just consider both as separate universes. That's why I'm asking which one you'd like to know more about smile_degtyarev

vivid valve
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Rip to the halo series, good memories

shrewd needle
charred nova
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halo is over

ionic verge
winter summit
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And by trilogy do you mean like the stalker games

charred nova
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halo has not had a good game is over 10 years now

wooden walrus
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HoC Tua

charred nova
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its simply over

robust pendant
weary hedge
robust pendant
winter summit
ionic verge
charred nova
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bungee is a rotting corpse walking

vivid valve
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I think they wanted Halo to take off like Warhammer but it just didn’t keep its hype. Whereas Warhammer is probably more popular than it ever has been.

winter summit
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What’s the difference between trilogy and HOC? Are they not in the same universe?

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If you can send a video or videos that explain that the differences between both or something send it cause I’m trying not to read my phone right now. I’m driving.

wooden walrus
charred nova
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I don’t even know any good stalker lore videos

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Gaj would know

meager crag
vivid valve
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It’s not that deep of a lore tbh

winter summit
ionic verge
# charred nova can't even ask bungee to save halo now

Bungie hasn't been bungie since Halo Reach. That was honestly the last good main entry. Halo Wars and Halo Wars 2 were goated imo. And so were Reach and ODST. Infinite was a turd sandwich like I said. Halo 4 and 5 were just terrible.

wooden walrus
vivid valve
wooden walrus
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not exactly lore videos but he goes into the creation process and has a plot summary for each

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also he is legitimately fun to watch so hey

charred nova
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that channel is based

meager crag
# winter summit Honestly send me a video educating me about both 😭 I know nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coIFssPeJpA
The part about 2011 and onward is spoiler territory

The world of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has a long and complex storyline linked with historical events. This video presents a full timeline of all the known important things that happened in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone between the 1960s and 2013.

00:00 Introduction
01:12 Before 1986
04:06 The First Disaster
05:49 The Experiments
10:05 The Second Disaster...

▶ Play video
shrewd needle
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S2 lore is simple: Depressed man loses home and wrecks the Zone in pursuit of it.

weary hedge
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Skifs is simple. Everything else not so much

shrewd needle
charred nova
wooden walrus
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yeah that's the thing, like, the actual lore of stalker is supposed to be like a mindfuh moment in the first stalker

weary hedge
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I find it funny some of it is actually inspired by fans. Pretty cool tho

robust pendant
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even the trilogy lore is inconsistent, although mostly well put together

vivid valve
robust pendant
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the only good lore is SoC and thats it, and whoever says otherwise is wrong idc git gud

charred nova
vivid valve
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I liked the actor tbh

meager crag
robust pendant
vernal lily
robust pendant
weary hedge
shrewd needle
meager crag
robust pendant
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I am Groudonion

vivid valve
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I mean, every other protagonist has these goals and directions in the zone and skifs just like I’m getting paid back for my house💪

wooden walrus
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stalker is a series built on "hey wouldn't it be cool if" moments

charred nova
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stalker 2 was built on member berries

wooden walrus
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with not a whole lot of care in trying to smooth it over afterwards

charred nova
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member monolith...........

shrewd needle
charred nova
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member scar.......

robust pendant
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I have to say tho, even if I haven't play S2, I can confidently say that the story of CoP is the worst

charred nova
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TRUE

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actually no

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hoc story is worse than cop

wooden walrus
robust pendant
weary hedge
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CoP wasn’t even bad. Just barebones as hell

meager crag
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CoP is a pretty decent Fallout NV mod tbh

charred nova
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its the most phoned in of the trilogy

shrewd needle
robust pendant
wooden walrus
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I think it would have actually been a much better idea to basically be like "yeah in 10 years the zone is basically unrecognizable and 90% of the characters in the previous games have either died or left"

charred nova
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and lacking in content

wooden walrus
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have a token character like sidorovich or something, but rest just burn it all

meager crag
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But at least it has the most polished stats for weapons and armor

weary hedge
shrewd needle
robust pendant
# charred nova not really its just super safe

but even in the safe territory, military people just finding out about anomalies in the sky and then strelok being like "acktually 🤓 " and then trying to help them is the most non-sense I've seen

charred nova
vernal lily
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I was also about to say that

shrewd needle
wooden walrus
vernal lily
charred nova
wooden walrus
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having that set at the very end of the game and maybe set it up as a cliffhanger for future content or games would probably have been a better idea

shrewd needle
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HoC is bad not because story or whatever, but because you lose guides all over. 😔

charred nova
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and they just cut it out at some poin t

meager crag
shrewd needle
wooden walrus
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I mean, idk, I feel like it is pretty integral with the entire "people trying to control the zone" plot the game wants to have

wooden walrus
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however it is true that its placement in the plotline renders noontide completely inconsequential

charred nova
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because per the lore

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with no c con

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there is no monolith

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so the monolith should not return until someone steps inside the pod

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at the end of the game

meager crag
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Except Scar did le funny

shrewd needle
vernal lily
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@shrewd needle you ok homie, what happened to your name

shrewd needle
charred nova
wooden walrus
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fraid I can't stick around for that as I haven't gotten past duga and I somehow managed to stay unspoiled for an entire year despite this cropping up on the discord like twice a week

shrewd needle
vivid valve
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Need… dlc… 😔

meager crag
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True, DLC for CS

charred nova
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need the game to be finished

wooden walrus
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but ynow just so you understand my sudden disappearance

shrewd needle
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WHOEVER CHANGED MY NAME IS TOTALLY DRUNK!

vernal lily
vivid valve
shrewd needle
charred nova
shrewd needle
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FFS!

vernal lily
vernal lily
shrewd needle
vernal lily
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(mods keep it up)

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(jk)

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unless

shrewd needle
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I know you did it, Jack...

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Y'all haters. 😔

charred nova
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holy shit its a rotary engine

shrewd needle
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Anyways...time for Noontide.

vernal lily
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Hello belligerent alcoholic

shrewd needle
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Or more like Noondied.

charred nova
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CHUD TIDE AM I RIGHT

meager crag
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No onetide fr

shrewd needle
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Nah, we GoneHide.

meager crag
meager crag
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Dog

vivid valve
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I’ll never see lvl 50 lol

vernal lily
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jarvis, give me image perms without become mod or level orange

vivid valve
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Once outer world’s 2 comes out, I’ll be retiring stalker until DLC comes out

charred nova
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come back in 2028

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when the game is done

vernal lily
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come back in 3000

fierce nexus
vernal lily
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kitty

vivid valve
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😂

vernal lily
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meow

fierce nexus
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We love cats in this server

vivid valve
fierce nexus
charred nova
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ignorance is bliss

meager crag
vivid valve
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Brother, I was there day one cyberpunk I know what unfinished looks like lol

charred nova
lucid charm
lucid charm
# charred nova

Dude, your pfp still looks like a turtle eating a cheezit. I kinda love it lmao

meager crag
vernal lily
lucid charm
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You see it right? Especially on mobile

vivid valve
# meager crag

I mean to be fair deggy is like the only character that hasn’t gone completely mad.

weary hedge
charred nova
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i should add a m16

lucid charm
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Tactical cheezit turtle

fierce nexus
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Deggy is fine all things considered

vernal lily
lucid charm
weary hedge
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Yous got somethin against Brit’s there lad?

charred nova
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tbh the en voice actors not sounding even vaguely Slavic really ruins the whole atmosphere

vernal lily
vivid valve
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It didn’t bother me, I accepted it

lucid charm
charred nova
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like

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you look at metro

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metro exodus '

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and its like 👌

vernal lily
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I tried two seconds of english va and immediately went back

weary hedge
meager crag
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CS voice acting, my beloved

charred nova
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yes

vivid valve
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Metro is a whole different tier of game though

charred nova
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the orginal games voice acting was janky but that was part of the charm

lucid charm
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The original trilogy’s voice acting is bad sure, but at least they sound right

charred nova
vernal lily
fierce nexus
weary hedge
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🤠

vernal lily
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his english va

dull osprey
charred nova
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my point is the english dialog in metro sounds slavic

vivid valve
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For me with the stalker series, I always have kept my expectations low

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It’s stalker lol

vernal lily
dull osprey
meager crag
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Wrong mindset tbh lmao

vernal lily
weary hedge
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County boys make due

meager crag
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Bruh kek

dull osprey
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im a southern femboy smh

vernal lily
weary hedge
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🌽

charred nova
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i blasted em

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dont worry

vernal lily
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Thank you Jack

meager crag
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Thanks for writing the report for me Jack

charred nova
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I HIT THE BUTTON LOSER

meager crag
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Nuh-uh, I did goober

weary hedge
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Slow trigger finger. They would’ve been gone the milisecnd I saw a pixel

vernal lily
charred nova
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JUST WAIT

charred nova
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till we add the new channel

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then no more bots

vernal lily
weary hedge
dull osprey
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where!!!

charred nova
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MR BEAST

weary hedge
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Free money hurry before it’s gone

charred nova
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MR BEAST CRYPTO SCAM

meager crag
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True, we decided that we also want to add a furry rp chat for the public, not just for the mod team

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Y'all deserve to enjoy this as well

charred nova
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fr true

meager crag
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  • we're pretty sure bots won't come there fr
dull osprey
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i live at 308 negra arroyo lane in albuquerque new mexico.

vernal lily
weary hedge
vivid valve
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It’s all a scam

dull osprey
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im gunna make a pizza soon

midnight vale
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cant wait to download S2 after nearly a year of straight updates and cooking

weary hedge
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A dashing meal for a Sunday evening

midnight vale
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worht coming back or stick with GAMMA for now?

vivid valve
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Sons of anarchy was better than breaking bad I’ll fight on that hill till the end of days

vernal lily
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I haven't eaten or drank anything for almost the entire day I just realized

charred nova
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come back next year

midnight vale
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a mf senior mod telling me to not play the game, i respect that lol

vivid valve
charred nova
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pc

robust pendant
charred nova
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what am i some kinda brokie

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SOME KINDA XBOX PLAYER

meager crag
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Clear Sky Sure_I_am

charred nova
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i would never

vernal lily
midnight vale
vivid valve
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Idk I’ve played worse

meager crag
robust pendant
charred nova
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bro came to the gamma hating capital of the internet to try and defend gamma

vernal lily
meager crag
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Bro should play Clear Sky instead fr Sure_I_am

robust pendant
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Frfr

midnight vale
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Clear sky isnt that bad

vernal lily
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I lobe Clear Sky

midnight vale
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it was kinda boring tbh, not a bad stalker tho

vivid valve
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Should’ve seen Tainted Grail at launch sheeesh

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Stalker 2 is a Taj Mahal compared to that

vernal lily
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k

meager crag
weary hedge
charred nova
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that game is perfect

meager crag
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If only bro

vivid valve
meager crag
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If only

vernal lily
# meager crag

Thanks for the secondary recommendation. I should go eat bolts.

weary hedge
robust pendant
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This is why you should play the trilogy smh smh my head

charred nova
vivid valve
meager crag
charred nova
weary hedge
charred nova
meager crag
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I'll probably be dead Sure_I_am

vernal lily
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Waiting for Stalker 2 to be finished? See you in 4000

vivid valve
vivid valve
meager crag
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You know what Fallout 5 needs?

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The Railroad returned as a faction fr fr

vivid valve
weary hedge
vivid valve
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Stalker is a far more complete game

meager crag
vivid valve
robust pendant
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Wasnt elder scrolls also in dev?

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And here we are smile_strelok

weary hedge
vivid valve
weary hedge
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Supposedly it’s their last new title

robust pendant
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Its got more years of dev than silksong already

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And I know they are not compatible, but I will do it anyway

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Its like 8 years since the announcement

vivid valve
robust pendant
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I dont think the same ngl

vivid valve
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Like you don’t agree with me?

weary hedge
robust pendant
vivid valve
robust pendant
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Its just the same but little better every year

vivid valve
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TVs will have built-in hardware that you can upgrade through the years

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You won’t even need a PC anymore

vivid valve
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That’s where I think we’re headed

robust pendant
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I LOVE SHERMA

vivid valve
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Rip

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I got my moneys worth out of this game though, so I’ll give it that

weary hedge
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My ass still has VHS tapes

meager crag
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That's not were you should store them tbh

opal creek
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Investing in a gaming PC hope to play Anomaly one day 🗣️

weary hedge
meager crag
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Up to you dawg

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Just seems kinda wacky

midnight vale
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i didnt realize S2 chads hate GAMMA lmao

charred nova
robust pendant
midnight vale
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im glad i dont go through forums that often

robust pendant
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Or more like, the people that glaze them over do much

midnight vale
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i see both sides do too much

robust pendant
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Yeah

midnight vale
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"GAMMA is the best and all others are inferior"
"GAMMA isnt true stalker bc its not made by BSG"

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neither of these are correct , this is coming from a GAMMA and base stalker enjoyer

robust pendant
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But honestly I just hate the clickbaiters, thats about it

meager crag
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Recently saw another new video of someone explaining the lore of STALKER

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And, as expected, bro was playing modded STALKER and was talking about psi-emissions as if they're canon

weary hedge
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It’s funny how many chuds start with modded stalker

meager crag
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Honestly forgot

primal nimbus
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Mfw someone says that a modded Stalker is best stalker:

Toopliss_hmm

meager crag
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Like, fine if you're going to talk about the lore of a modded game, but at least SAY you're talking about the mod's lore, not treat it as the lore of the actual game lmfao

vapid holly
primal nimbus
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I saw a pic of factions and who they chill or not chill with. According to it, Mercs and Bandits are friends. That made me question if its mod lore or actual lore 💀

fallen haven
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Hi, just checking in and saw a LOT of changes including mods and night vision. Are there any new weapons introduced to Stalker 2 like mosin or ppsh?

primal nimbus
fallen haven
primal nimbus
fallen haven
primal nimbus
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Unless mods do that

fallen haven
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Fair enough

hallow shadow
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Whoever made the mod “English Zone”, thank you.

That shit helps so much.
For the longest time I would just tell myself, “Fk me, I guess. I’ll never know what this graffiti, or these signs say.”
You’ve doubled my ability to take in environmental storytelling.

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Side Note: Bartender Sells All goes Brrr

true loom
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Was there a recent hot fix or something? The game has severe input delay again for some reason, but it felt fine a few few days ago.

true loom
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😐 I actually felt like I could shoot things normally. It feels like I’m pulling teeth again.

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For gods sake. It’s always something with this f—ing game.

hallow shadow
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You made it?

primal nimbus
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Unless its lines like:
“Za Monolitho!”

hallow shadow
primal nimbus
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Oh god

hallow shadow
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It makes everything English. Signs on buildings. Text on posters and books.

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You get to pick up on so much more with English Zone.
That Mod Author is (among the rest) a hero.

wild epoch
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I see the name has changed again

vernal lily
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What do you mean, it has always been like that

wild epoch
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Know what, you're right, it's always been like that.

vernal lily
wild epoch
weary hedge
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Belligerent alcoholic is wild🤣

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Poor amnesia

wild epoch
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What do you mean? It's always been like that.

vernal lily
weary hedge
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Gone but never forgotten 💔

wild epoch
vernal lily
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Suffering through a 5000 ping in vc right now

wild epoch
craggy flint
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Will more mods be released for Xbox 🤔

wooden walrus
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No

primal nimbus
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F

shrewd needle
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I hate you all so much... 😔

primal nimbus
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Nah why the name change 💀

vernal lily
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What name change

shrewd needle
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Also, didn't expect the Claw in Zaton to be a damn psionic anomaly now...I thought CoP's Claw was bad...

primal nimbus
vernal lily
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That probably be me tbh

shrewd needle
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Also, fun...I somehow am stuck with psionic radiation even after getting out of the Claw. Thanks, game.

hallow shadow
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Wow. Someone is playing pranks on Amnesia.

shrewd needle
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Guess I got the permanent bug and am taking permanent psionic pills from now. Another save ruined.

hallow shadow
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Better wipe and start over.

shrewd needle
oak junco
shrewd needle
dull osprey
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use mods

hallow shadow
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It’s like the Malaria mechanic from Far Cry 2.

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“Grandpa needs his meds”

shrewd needle
shrewd needle
shrewd needle
vernal lily
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why is can't hyperlinked

shrewd needle
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Because that's the link to the image?

vernal lily
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Interesting

weary hedge
vernal lily
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Drug addictions can lead to sleeplessness

shrewd needle
weary hedge
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Don’t eat urinal cakes yall they don’t taste minty

vernal lily
fallen haven
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So I see the blind dogs can still be able to divine when you are on a surface they can’t get to and know to hide behind cover that they somehow are able to perceive without sight…

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lol

weary hedge
fallen haven
weary hedge
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They can do that. They are canine bats

fallen haven
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But to see that you are on a surface they can’t get to?

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I’m just saying that out of all the mutants, the dogs are kinda of bs. Especially compared to previous games

hallow shadow
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They can smell that you are up there.
The cowardice wafts down from your high ground, Obi-Wan.

fallen haven
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Oh my

hallow shadow
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The way they run and hide isn’t what bothers me. But I also hate the dogs.
Least favorite mutant.

vernal lily
hallow shadow
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My issue is how they know you are aiming at them and proceed to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

fallen haven
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I can understand that

hallow shadow
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You aren’t actually a coward. I hate fighting dogs.
Whatever it takes.

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I got the “Focus Aim” mod literally just for Dogs/Bayuns.

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I gotta say. Makes some engagements go down a little smoother.
It’s a game changer, for sure. But it’s like FO4 VATS, and you can still take hits.

fallen latch
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I hate how they fan out and attack from all angles, as well as the fact they sit at your feet draining your health

hallow shadow
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It also drains Stamina at a decent rate. You can hold it for a while. But not forever.

fallen latch
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Effin sucks

hallow shadow
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My normal way of dealing with dogs is to kite them to friendly NPCs.
Or, bait them through a doorway, spin around and send buckshot into the threshold.

fallen haven
hallow shadow
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If you can make any mutant chase you, you can get the upper hand.

Once you get the space/time. it’s over for the mutie.

fallen haven
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Doing a fresh run

hallow shadow
vernal lily
hallow shadow
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I’m serious. It REALLY cuts down on dogs and rats being a pain.

vernal lily
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Pseudogiant lived tho, and kept chasing me. But when I decided to shoot at it, took only a few till it died.

hallow shadow
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Dang.

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I be luring mutants, man. Eff those things.

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Bartender Sells All is awesome.
I’m just now about to leave the Detention Center to rescue Star’s men.
Already wearing a Falcon.

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I’m just gonna buy myself some overkill. Be funny about it.

coral pond
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How do I sprint in an exosuit in stalker two

twilit osprey
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Hi all

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Someone here said that I couldn't skin mutants IF my game was modded........This is not true

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I added two mods last night and I can skin mutants just fine

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Just an fyi, I was told this last night

dull osprey
boreal gyro
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duty exo can't get the sprint upgrade

coral pond
boreal gyro
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others can

dull osprey
coral pond
boreal gyro
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unluckyt

dull osprey
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you can't upgrade that one to sprint

boreal gyro
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the spark version of the ssp-100 is my fav suit before getting an exo

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that or the bulat

agile dragon
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I doubt It'd be helped here, but anyone here play Anomaly?

coral pond
dull osprey
boreal gyro
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supposedly the duty exo is the easiest to obtain so they don't let you upgrade it to sprint, which sucks because sprinting is infinitely more useful than a bit more weight capacity and physical resist

fickle hill
boreal gyro
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the apsb pistol runs out of durability so damn quick

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10 mags through it and it's down to 66% durability

fickle hill
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Is that unupgraded or fully upgraded

boreal gyro
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not upgraded

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but no other gun loses durability that quick

fickle hill
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Well the MPK

boreal gyro
#

what's with the bs extra damage that burer-controlled guns do on veteran difficulty

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70% physical resist and i die in one burst

fickle hill
#

Burer is rich so he is using 50 cal

oak junco
vernal lily
robust pendant
shrewd needle
shrewd needle
agile dragon
boreal gyro
#

i also love the burer mechanic where they make your gun fall out of the world so you have to reload the save

shrewd needle
dull osprey
shrewd needle
dull osprey
#

it is with mods

shrewd needle
#

Fair. Not for me, though; only 4 Gauss Rifles in the world anyways.

Not counting the ones dropped by Monolith, but not counting those either ways.

south osprey
#

Will update 1.7 bring game optimization?

hallow shadow
#

“His weed really was magical. It made him, and my coupons disappear.”
-Ganja

south osprey
#

is the game always gonna be 150+gb

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

That being said.
Guys. These dudes holding Star’s men hostage are not having a good day.

hallow shadow
# shrewd needle You're still at the factory?

Yeah. I’m taking time. Looking around. Grinding for cash. There’s a mod that gives every bartender the ability to sell every item.

I may only still be at the factory. But I’m at the factory, and I bought a Falcon Suit from Warlock.

south osprey
#

what happend to the old 5.5gb stalker ._.

dull osprey
#

what happened to loving games

south osprey
#

I am trying to love it, that's why I bought it.

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

What I really need is a Sam Fisher themed set.

south osprey
#

but dammit 150gb is insane o.o

south osprey
#

yeah it indeed is UNREAL

shrewd needle
#

Nah...it's just gamer demands.

HL2 graphics were good enough, but everyone just needed the photo-realism.

hallow shadow
#

Elden Ring is quite pretty. I don’t think that’s a 150gb game.

south osprey
#

I'm about to drop a gamer word.

vernal lily
primal nimbus
shrewd needle
south osprey
#

and with mods it can look better than GTA V

shrewd needle
#

Modern solutions = bloat.

hallow shadow
#

Could be an “engine” thing. Could be a “western developer” thing.

south osprey
#

last I checked it had that DirectX 3.0 mod or something.

hallow shadow
#

Starfield is too damn big for how damn bad it is.

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Also. Oblivion reskin is Unreal… Just… Just look at it.

#

It’s gross.

shrewd needle
#

Well...modern games = photo-realistic, which costs the most space and performance.

#

No one likes HL2 graphics anymore. 😔

hallow shadow
#

Hollow Knight has entered the chat.

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Man. That first game had me going, as a kid.

#

Hell. I was just a kid when the second one dropped.

#

Well. A teenager.

#

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
-G Man

shrewd needle
#

Well, I only got internet in 2010, so didn't even know it existed before that.

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

Shucks.

hallow shadow
#

So, how’d you get labeled “belligerent alcoholic”?

primal nimbus
#

Excellent question

hallow shadow
#

Forever on a quest for knowledge.

vernal lily
#

That was always his name

deft pollen
#

so stalker 2 just froze up at 82.8GB of RAM usage

#

after like 2 hours of play

vernal lily
primal nimbus
wanton blaze
#

Plus we NEED to talk about how unoptimized modern games are. What tf happened in the past 15 years that games went from optimized and stable to even top end rigs have issues

weary hedge
#

Games are built on money instead of passion

Always nice to get those that peak through like silksong tho

shrewd needle
shrewd needle
shrewd needle
vernal lily
sick phoenix
#

Anyone prefer the more "Untamed Frontier" setting of the OG trilogy rather than the tamed zone of S2?

#

Cause ngl, I stopped playing after the Richter cutscene ontop of the crane in Garbage

ebon blade
sick phoenix
#

If the zone is becoming normalized and there are no longer rumors and myths...what makes it fun?

sick phoenix
# vernal lily

It's midnight where I am let me have my sleep deprived philosophy

vernal lily
#

philosophy mentioned

shell flax
#

I’m sitting here wondering if we played the same game smile_degtyarev

vernal lily
#

No game is the same with stalker

primal nimbus
#

Metro.

shrewd needle
# ebon blade

That's me right now with infinite psionic radiation...

weary hedge
sick phoenix
#

Imagine a stalker with like 6 artifact belts full of batteries

primal nimbus
shell flax
vernal lily
weary hedge
#

He was cool

sick phoenix
vernal lily
weary hedge
#

What are you hiding perskari. Spill the beans

sick phoenix
#

no

vernal lily
primal nimbus
sick phoenix
primal nimbus
#

Maybe. Maybe not.

sick phoenix
#

Do you play on Able or Charlie server?

primal nimbus
sick phoenix
#

Callahan was an industry plant

ebon blade
weary hedge
#

Bandit broshmm_cheeki

primal nimbus
sick phoenix
# ebon blade

I love how the bandit "fandom" ranges from "Haha Cheeki Breeki" to "This guy concerns me"

sick phoenix
primal nimbus
sick phoenix
#

A lot of the wars I've been there for have been West-East wars so we really can't rely on bridges to stop them 🙁

#

So many open fields that we just have to trust they won't cross

weary hedge
sick phoenix
weary hedge
#

No it’s fear of crying

#

Yes, best horror game

ebon blade
primal nimbus
humble owl
#

HOW DO I SKIP A DAY OF SCHOOL WITHOUT MY PARENT FINDING OUT??

humble owl
#

please school starts in an hour and i really need this

sick phoenix
humble owl
#

i didnt prepare for a test

sick phoenix
#

That's on you

humble owl
#

yeah thats why im trying to skip

#

cuz it on me

vernal lily
#

well

sick phoenix
#

That's not a solution that's a cheat

vernal lily
#

act sick or something

humble owl
#

i dont want to ruin my grade

humble owl
#

she will bring me to a hospital man

weary hedge
#

If you smart you’ll work that shi off

vernal lily
#

not that type of sick

#

What grade are you even in

humble owl
humble owl
vernal lily
#

Yeah acting sick isn't always going to work

humble owl
#

yeah

sick phoenix
humble owl
#

so any other way than jumping off a roof

vernal lily
#

When I was still in school it just got harder foolin my parents all the time

weary hedge
#

Purposely dislocate ur arm for a day

vernal lily
#

What type of test is this, state exam or something

humble owl
sick phoenix
#

I wallace and gromited my way through HS and I'm getting paid $18 an hour to huff paint

vernal lily
#

But is it like your state's exam where you will be cooked if you skip

humble owl
#

i will destroy my future with this

weary hedge
#

It’s not that deep 😆

vernal lily
#

Or is it just you highschool's exam

humble owl
weary hedge
#

Just make sure you get good grades

humble owl
#

ill jump off into the zone or smth idfk

weary hedge
#

I dont know what that is, I’m a cheesburger eating american

vernal lily
#

If it's some major thing where you are at, and not simply a school exam, then it's just not worth skipping tbh.

humble owl
humble owl
weary hedge
#

We don’t do that. We offer a pre-test instead

humble owl
#

and guess what 6 10 9 9 gets you

vernal lily
#

Sometimes it better to trip and fall then learn from that, than to never trip and keep running away

weary hedge
#

That’s rough. I was aloud to practice as much as I wanted before hand

humble owl
#

SO ANY IDEAS OF SKIPPING?

vernal lily
#

If you can get away with skipping class then it is your choice, just know you can't keep doing that in the future. Or your problems will catch up to you.

weary hedge
#

Stay away from America. We stupid and toxic bro

humble owl
#

SO PLEASE ANY IDEAS OF SKIPPING

#

SCHOOL STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR

frigid hillBOT
#
zevtec has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

humble owl
#

DANG

weary hedge
#

Damnit i said the f word

vernal lily
#

How strict is your mum

humble owl
vernal lily
ebon blade
humble owl
#

THATS WHY IM TURNING TO YOU GUYS😭😭😴🥀🥀💔🥀

weary hedge
#

But we don’t have high standards, school just cost a ton of money. High school on the other hand is a terrible experience universally. Teachers don’t get paid enough to deal with our youths shi

humble owl
#

PLEASE

#

PLEASE ANY FRIGGIN IDEAS OF SKIPPING

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ILL BITE ANY BULLET BUT MY MOM SO PLEASE

#

ANYTHING

#

ILL GO TO CHERNOBYL FOR GODS SAKE

vernal lily
#

I think you're cooked bro

humble owl
#

i think theres going to be a mass shooting going on

vernal lily
#

Ain't nobody foolin' an asian or russian mom

weary hedge
#

I dont know ur mom bro so i cant tell you

ebon blade
humble owl
#

should i just get out the house and not go to school?

weary hedge
#

Doesn’t tell me shit 😆

vernal lily
#

My parents were Korean, you already know how they were when it comes to education

weary hedge
#

I’ve known some pretty nice Asians and Russians

humble owl
#

i think ill just kms

humble owl
#

im an idiot with good grades

weary hedge
#

Fake puke or sum shit

vernal lily
#

All I can tell you is, act like you got a stomach bug or something

weary hedge
#

Heat your head up and have her take a temp

vernal lily
#

What did you eat yesterday

humble owl
vernal lily
#

lmao

weary hedge
#

Damn bruh you be abusing the powers.

humble owl
#

damn ill fail at life

sick phoenix
humble owl
#

ALL I WANT IS 1 DAY

humble owl
weary hedge
#

I think you should just go to school bro

vernal lily
humble owl
weary hedge
#

It’s not that bad

humble owl
#

than see my life long goal snatched away

humble owl
#

ANYTHING ILL EVEN BREAK A BONE OR SMTH IDK

vernal lily
#

Show signs you are sick, go to school, and start acting like you're sick at school

weary hedge
#

Stop fake sicking that’s my idea. Ur supposed to only rarely use that excuse

vernal lily
#

So much odds in this guys coin

shrewd needle
#

Sinister church + Bayun + permanent psionic emission = unfunny business.

humble owl
#

ill cut a finger just enough to bleed a lil

weary hedge
#

That won’t work

vernal lily
#

bro just go to school man it can't be that bad

humble owl
#

and put it in my mouth to look like im spewing blood

weary hedge
#

That’s just dumb

vernal lily
#

Your mum will know trust me

humble owl
humble owl
vernal lily
#

If you fake that much times then it's going to start looking suspicious if you start doing other things

shrewd needle
wanton blaze
weary hedge
#

Aye im smart about my business. You cooked urself lil bro

humble owl
#

alr i got it

weary hedge
#

At the end of the day it sounds like you need to go to school

wanton blaze
# humble owl alr i got it

Dude if you put as much effort into studying as you are trying to get out of this exam, you'd pass with flying colors

vernal lily
shrewd needle
humble owl
#

ill just make an incission on my arm and break a glass just to look like i fell and broke a glass

ebon blade
# humble owl PLEASE ANY OTHER IDEAS

Before class, you need to eat something really creamy, like chicken and dumplings or some soup.
Then at school, stick your fingers down your throat, and throw up in the hallway or a class before
the one with a test. A teacher will give you a note to go to the Nurse's office or something similar.
You can rest there and miss the class you have a test in. After an hour or so, you can say you feel
better and return to class. You don't have to skip, and you have a good excuse for a makeup test.

vernal lily
#

bro

humble owl
weary hedge
#

Tejas out here with the wisdom🤣

vernal lily
#

A fossil is helping a kid skip school 🥀

humble owl
#

2 more years and i can drink

weary hedge
wanton blaze
#

Man I just remember using thr 'Notepad' thing to turn in corrupted assignments when I needed an extra day.

vernal lily
#

Damn, now I know who to turn to when I have issues in life

weary hedge
#

Tejas the stalker wizard

humble owl
ebon blade
shell flax
#

Me thinks Tejas has first hand experience in this topic Dalin

humble owl
vernal lily
#

Tejas how to stop being an alcoholic

shell flax
#

Step one: pull the pin

humble owl
weary hedge
#

Or both

humble owl
#

i got rid of it with water mixed with salt and vinegar

vernal lily
#

What if you already do that with a job and everything (not during work)

humble owl
#

just gets rid of the need

shell flax
#

Be like a bandit, be extremely jovial

And snort pounds of coke

weary hedge
#

Tbh I kind of just woke up one day and realized it’s just a waste of money

humble owl
#

try it for a few days

shrewd needle
vernal lily
#

What if you already have 2 supplies of vodka

humble owl
#

like whenever you feel the need for alchohol just water pinch of salt and vinegar

weary hedge
#

Give them to the homeless

#

They will love you for it

shrewd needle
humble owl
vernal lily
weary hedge
#

Lmao. You do you 🤣

humble owl
#

im not that crazy

shell flax
#

Give em to a coworker you don’t despise as a gift smile_scar

humble owl
#

gtg to school ty for the advice and see yall

shrewd needle
humble owl
weary hedge
#

Tejas is Gandalf

shell flax
weary hedge
#

Lmaooo

humble owl
shell flax
#

‘Bright future’

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

“Alright, Boss, we’ve marked the location of the Bloodsucker Nest on your iDroid. Your objective is to sneak in, and use your Fulton Device to extract one to Mother Base.”

humble owl
ebon blade
vernal lily
humble owl
shell flax
humble owl
shrewd needle
#

"I don't have the balls to do it now so I'll just delay it till it piles up and buries me for good."

humble owl
hallow shadow
#

I do my best work under procrastination, thank you very much.

humble owl
hallow shadow
#

It’s called A u t i s m.

humble owl
#

and it still studying so ehats the problem

shell flax
#

Rewatching the intro cutscene is always funny to me

Mainly how effortlessly Skif folds Hermann like a wet towel

weary hedge
hallow shadow
#

I got bad grades cause I didn’t do homework. I thought it was a sham.

I could out-test anyone, really. I just didn’t care for the rest.

weary hedge
#

If you don’t pass ur tests you will end up like scar lil bro

shrewd needle
humble owl
vernal lily
#

I was a similar type of kid when I was in school. Didn't do shit, but aced everything else.

humble owl
weary hedge
vernal lily
#

But eventually I did start and actually doing assignments because I didn't want to lower my gpa. Acing the test on major exams can only bring up your grades so much.

shrewd needle
humble owl
#

i think ill get in some trouble but a good grade is in the end a good grade

#

also kids at school and proffesors judge only based on grades so whats the point

shrewd needle
#

If you're willing to compromise once...well...who knows what else you'll compromise on?

hallow shadow
#

So, the Mag-Fed Cracker got moved?

hallow shadow
#

Or is there more than one, now?

weary hedge
#

Life is fragile. Treat it as such

humble owl
hallow shadow
#

Cause it used to be, Mag-Fed Cracker was reward from checking Diode’s Lab.
Now, I find it at the bottom of the facility that Star’s men were at the bottom of.

weary hedge
shell flax
empty hare
vernal lily
weary hedge
humble owl
#

i want to grow an old barman with no children thats all

hallow shadow
#

Get a vasectomy.

humble owl
empty hare
vernal lily
weary hedge
humble owl
#

i get good grades and do my work so when i miss one test i lose my knowledge or smth.

hallow shadow
#

I had a professor once tell me, “You wanna skip? Fine. Go ahead. Make sure you burn fifty dollars.
That’s how much your tuition you’re wasting. A day.”

humble owl
#

but it was in the form of an ironic joke

weary hedge
#

Sure but you were actually asking for help but treated it like a joke

humble owl
empty hare
hallow shadow
#

I got tagged by the Mods.
I barely noticed.

#

I wanna be Mewtwo again.

humble owl
vernal lily
# humble owl that was a joke

I honestly can't tell if a joke about self harm is fake or not. Given how many people has come to me with their problems in the past, and many aren't alive right now.

hallow shadow
#

Guys. Pls. Help.
Gooby y u do dis?

weary hedge
humble owl
hallow shadow
#

The FBI came and fired me for a joke.

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

So like. Watch your mouth, little bro.

weary hedge
#

I don’t care. That’s something that’s a serious issue in today’s world.

humble owl
hallow shadow
#

Legit. I got investigated, and fired for making a bad joke.
Don’t let it happen to you.

shrewd needle
#

This is why I hate today's kids on the internet.

ebon blade
hallow shadow
#

A level 5 Mewtwo

empty hare
hallow shadow
#

But hey. Whoever changed my name spelled it all nice and proper. Can’t even be mad.

weary hedge
hallow shadow
hallow shadow
vernal lily
shrewd needle
humble owl
#

i know it wasnt a funny joke i just wanted to say what my mind was thinking

#

mb

shrewd needle
#

See what I mean, Zev? Needs a psychiatrist, not a doctor.

hallow shadow
#

Sometimes I just be voicing the intrusive thoughts, too.

ebon blade
#

Let's change the subject and move on to something new.

humble owl
weary hedge
vernal lily
#

Add dating Richter to the game

humble owl
shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

Does GSC have plans to continue their momentum with this Xbox Mod updating thing?
Can I hope to see more, later this morning?

humble owl
empty hare
#

I sure hope so, id love to see more stuff get added for us console plebs

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

Introspection is free.

humble owl
hallow shadow
#

But. Look, you’re angry.
That’s why you’re not hungry.

hallow shadow
shrewd needle
#

Ironically, Skif is the most voracious eater in the Zone.

humble owl
#

what is introspecting?

hallow shadow
weary hedge
humble owl
#

i think i got it confused with something else

hallow shadow
#

That’s fair.

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

How am I wrong?

#

Or is semantics the hill you want to die on?

spare canopy
vernal lily
hallow shadow
#

Also. The stats on Sotnyk tell me that it’s more accurate than a Kharod.

Having fired the base version of Dnipro and Kharod… Idunno.
Chat. Is this gun worth it?

vernal lily
#

If a Noontider tells me to stop drinking then I am sober day one no cap 😩🖐️

hallow shadow
#

I got me some Bartender Sells All, and a bunch of Koupons burning a hole in my pocket. I’d rather buy a gun than artifacts. I plan to remove the mod, anyway.

hallow shadow
shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

I was like, “bro. I’m right. I said it funny, but I’m right.”

shrewd needle
hallow shadow
#

Still. Homies.
It. Sotnyk. As. Accurate. As. The. Stats. Say?
Is is that just cause of all the gizmos and gadgets on it?

#

All them extra bells and whistles.

shrewd needle
#

Suppressor makes weapons more accurate (for obvious reasons).

ebon blade
#

It was so strange to find an Ecologist dead out in such a far place.

shrewd needle
humble owl
#

oh btw sorry for anything ive said anything bad

hallow shadow