☢┃stalker-general

[acoustic orchid]

what do we think about the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Heart of Chornobyl Ultimate Edition (No Game) is it too much without a copy of the game?

[weary hedge]

Ahhh yes the start of the T-bag era 🤌

[zenith gust]

How much is it?

[smoky hawk]

years ago when they were giving out preorders for the big buck editions I knew getting a physical edition would be trouble
and I was right
Im not getting fooled again HA!

[smoky hawk]

300

[frigid hill]

balkan_death_machine has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[acoustic orchid]

For me Juggy in the UK £350

[zenith gust]

Trash garbage

[weary hedge]

Good lord

[limber zenith]

$389 for US

[zenith gust]

400$ for no game and some vinyl slop and patches that can be bought on AliExpress

[weary hedge]

That shit better come with a foot job and a sandwich

[limber zenith]

Ong

[acoustic orchid]

😂

[zenith gust]

I can get that for free

[shrewd needle]

This is why...I don't buy merchandise.

[weary hedge]

Cheap ah plastic too

[zenith gust]

Saying it’s for “ultimate fans” is the weakest excuse I’ve ever heard, 200$ would be a fair price

I’d pay 200$ for it

[charred nova]

Better come with a maid who is gonna cook and clean for me for that price

[zenith gust]

Only if it included the game

[charred nova]

[zenith gust]

Ever heard of adoption centers

[charred nova]

True…..

[zenith gust]

God I wish child labor was legal

[charred nova]

Technically it is

Sometimes

[zenith gust]

If child labor was legal everyone’s quality of life would skyrocket

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

[frigid hill]

zevtec has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[zenith gust]

I would adopt like. The strongest orphans and raise them on pure steroids and adderall and then when they turned 18 I would selective breed them to make the strongest alpha orphans and send them to the mines in Africa

[smoky hawk]

Im not gonna complain about a collectors edition knowing that there are people that will buy it just for the tag of collectors

it not having the game or perks for the game is the best thing, that I would call scummy, as it stands, its literally merchandising

[zenith gust]

That’s why funko will continue to exist and the world will continue to downward spiral

[weary hedge]

Hoarders*

[smoky hawk]

this is the substitute for Stalker Shop, and honestly, I want Stalker Shop back

[charred nova]

Give us stalker shop

[zenith gust]

Imagine if the founding fathers instead of signing the Declaration of Independence they just went and bought funko pops instead

[charred nova]

Dude we would be ballin

[zenith gust]

400$ for some garbage plastic waste and still not a wearable sunrise suit in sight

Thanks bro really cool

My life as a larper is genuinely so hard

[weary hedge]

We are being robbed

[charred nova]

Wearable clear sky armor when

[zenith gust]

400$ for plastic waste, I got a brand new cruiser 12 gauge for 220$ last night

Very cool

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/retro-true-mario-morgan-freeman-super-mario-gif-10222634286928172962

[weary hedge]

America when you can buy a tool of death for a lower price than temu dog shit

[zenith gust]

That’s why it’s the best

[smoky hawk]

do you actually make stalker gear or do you justify your bad life decisions with cosplay

[charred nova]

The European mind would never understand

[zenith gust]

I’m going to a 40 hours stalker larp next year

[smoky hawk]

you didnt answer the question

[zenith gust]

I don’t really understand your question I do neither

[smoky hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[zenith gust]

I rarely make my gear I just spend a lot of money on gear and stuff

[smoky hawk]

its the second

[zenith gust]

Glad you feel that way I am importing an rpk and you aren’t

[weary hedge]

Shits crazy

[smoky hawk]

good for you, 300 down on a RPK and yet he cant learn how to sew some pads to make a makeshift stalker suit

[zenith gust]

300 lol I wish

[smoky hawk]

I would show you a guide however, I feel like youd be too brain rotted

[shrewd needle]

That's 2025 for you.

[charred nova]

And god said let yeh who break into thee house be turned into fine paste by 12 gauge shot gun

[zenith gust]

Literally can just uninterested in doing so but go off I guess

[smoky hawk]

Claims to be a Stalker larper
Uninterested in Cosplaying Stalker
Many such cases

[zenith gust]

Going as free stalker but go off I guess

[smoky hawk]

no personality

[zenith gust]

You really sound like a crusty virgin rn

[charred nova]

GO AS CLEAR SKY

[weary hedge]

Preach fellow patriot

[zenith gust]

Fort defender go brrrrr

[shrewd needle]

Why is this place always brain-rotting?

[smoky hawk]

glass house mister "I just like to spend on military gear and niche imported guns"

[weary hedge]

Ong. Clear sky or nothing

[charred nova]

Praise skibidi

[shrewd needle]

No.

[charred nova]

Praise skibidi or perish

[shrewd needle]

No. Cope.

I'd rather praise Monolith, and I totally wouldn't do that either.

[zenith gust]

Not a glass house, that’s a based house

[shrewd needle]

Till someone quietly breaks in and steals your RPK. And you house.

[charred nova]

There is a famous house in my town

[weary hedge]

They aren’t too far off from one another 😂

[charred nova]

That’s made of paper

[shrewd needle]

Exactly. Except internet brain-rot is far worse. 😔

[zenith gust]

I sleep around loaded guns

[smoky hawk]

the only based thing about it, is the RPK

[shrewd needle]

Even better, anyone can just take one of your loaded guns and...well...

[smoky hawk]

where do you live btw? silly question, no reason behind it

[weary hedge]

Stimulation comes in all forms and sizes 😂

[zenith gust]

Wrong I have night vision

[smoky hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[shrewd needle]

Seems it's starting to infect you as well... 😆

[zenith gust]

I’m a little goyslop piggy roosting in his pit of goyslop bad financial decisions

[smoky hawk]

youre a furry arent you

[zenith gust]

No

[rancid kiln]

Why am i a little turned on? xD

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/dancingsoldier-gif-23004799

[weary hedge]

🧟‍♂️

[zenith gust]

You are correct

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-star-wars-meme-meme-commander-cody-stfu-gif-5309816589250938071

[shrewd needle]

I know. I always am. 😏

[shrewd needle]

Are you jealous 'cause you can't clank?

[charred nova]

No I’m not

[zenith gust]

I don’t take criticsm from people who don’t own cruiser 12 gauges they are cheap and fun you have no excuse

[charred nova]

Destroy all clankers

[honest ferry]

nah clankers are the way

[weary hedge]

roger roger

[zenith gust]

This is the best financial decision I’ve ever made

[honest ferry]

seperatists my love

[shrewd needle]

Yea, well...try living in a place where guns are illegal, then yap about cruisers.

[zenith gust]

Inb4 some art student starts crying about ai art

[zenith gust]

I wouldn’t live there simple as

I like my country and my guns and my truck

[shrewd needle]

Well...people live in such places, so can't blame 'em.

[weary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/2003-clone-trooper-clone-wars-clone-star-wars-gif-3065952004115557980

[zenith gust]

Never moving to some euroslop place

[shrewd needle]

Ah...redneck country. Explains a lot.

[smoky hawk]

please, that's #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay for your needs

[charred nova]

Bro you got no right to be talking right now

[honest ferry]

watch out for the wrist rocket

[zenith gust]

Ai bad ok I don’t care I am turning all of my buddies into busty anime women and sending it to their grandmas

[shrewd needle]

And why is that?

[shrewd needle]

NGL, I got nothing against AI art.

[charred nova]

He’s probably 50x richer than you are

[weary hedge]

Super battle droids are pretty tuff

[charred nova]

And he works a trade job

[shrewd needle]

I mean...cost-of-living is a thing, you know. He probably also pays 50X of what I do.

[zenith gust]

Rich? No not by a long shot

[smoky hawk]

he works comissions for other furries

thats why hes so rich

[zenith gust]

Trade job? Yes

[zenith gust]

I would if I could

[shrewd needle]

I don't think making furry commissions is considered a job.

[smoky hawk]

all that mil gear hes bragging about is just his fursuit you see

[honest ferry]

i am baddie main in battlefront 2 seperstists and empire all the way

[smoky hawk]

coded language

[charred nova]

Your richer than him

[shrewd needle]

Oh...OH...

I, uh...concede.

[zenith gust]

Depends I have like no money because I hate money but I make a good wage

I made a acceptable wage, only took a few years of grinding

Def top percentiles of like, my age

[weary hedge]

I like playing separatists strictly for the magna guards

[honest ferry]

i started balling in the rocket droid

[weary hedge]

Battlefront 2017 could be so much more

[honest ferry]

real and true

[zenith gust]

Based

[honest ferry]

shame i cant transfer my ps4 account

i unlocked all the heroes cosmetics and emotes now on pc i have to do it all over again

[zenith gust]

Not all clankers are bad I guess there are some good ones

||NOT||

[honest ferry]

total Republic destruction

[zenith gust]

No they come pre unlocked now

[weary hedge]

Like how you gonna tell me I can’t play as 90% of the Sith and Jedi

[zenith gust]

Everything in battlefront 2 is pre unlocked now

They give you everything for free when you buy the game

So it’s actually really good now

A more true battlefront experience

[weary hedge]

Republic > Empire

[zenith gust]

FOR THE REPUBLIC

[honest ferry]

no

[weary hedge]

Old republic > Galactic Republic

[zenith gust]

Starkiller is the best Star Wars character

[honest ferry]

real

[zenith gust]

Yes they do, did you rebuy the game?

[quaint umbra]

Actually you're all wrong, Nix is the best SW character.

[honest ferry]

buddy you have ones you need to unlock like old master for maul

[zenith gust]

No you are wrong, the best star wars character is Ashoka tano footjob

[honest ferry]

5000 kill as dark side hero

[quaint umbra]

Nix is the best SW character

[shrewd needle]

You people got issues.

[weary hedge]

Hell nah that’s a child 😭

[quaint umbra]

Also the cutest

[zenith gust]

No the best star wars character is legal ahsoka tano footjob

[weary hedge]

Outlaws was a terrible game for a Star Wars title

[honest ferry]

gooner

[zenith gust]

It’s so bad

[quaint umbra]

What do you mean by you people hmm??

[honest ferry]

i pretend it never existed

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-stance-ahsoka-tano-rosario-dawson-star-wars-ahsoka-ready-to-fight-gif-6080107912757721905

[weary hedge]

I almost fell asleep playing it

[charred nova]

No it’s glup shitto

[zenith gust]

Book of boba fett boba fett footjob

[quaint umbra]

Ehh I enjoyed it. I thought it was a very fun, and very atmospheric but flawed game.

[weary hedge]

So we are into cougars huh?😏

[zenith gust]

The dike from book of boba fett sweaty foot job is the best one

[charred nova]

[zenith gust]

Older women> younger women

[honest ferry]

mute 😭

[weary hedge]

Thads good. I’m glad someone did. Definitely wasn’t what I was expecting so I was thrown off

[honest ferry]

this is some crazy schizo talk

[zenith gust]

I don’t care what you say I’m still just gonna indefinitely replay the force unleashed and battlefront and KOTOR every few years

Aside from that star wars is dead and no new media worth a dam will ever come out

[weary hedge]

KOTOR will never get old. Whatever they did was perfect

[charred nova]

Likely true…..

[zenith gust]

I still do battlefront lan parties tho

Don’t say you are a battlefront fan if you never played lord of the rings conquest negl

[charred nova]

The kotor remake apparently got canned

Which is a shame

[weary hedge]

Everything good that comes up gets canned i swear

Greedy Disney demons ruin everything

[honest ferry]

doesnt fit the disney and black rock plans

[charred nova]

They had a known bad actor as the writing director so maybe it’s for the best

Her entire resume was nothing but bombs

[weary hedge]

Yeah I’m sure it would’ve killed the original plot. I can’t see them writing out the old republic story as it should be

[charred nova]

Yah women can write but not that women

Need I remind you full metal alchemist was written by a women

[honest ferry]

sexism

[zenith gust]

Good tbh

[weary hedge]

Most women working under Disney Star Wars is out for blood 😂

[zenith gust]

The game is still fine as it is

[charred nova]

I’m specifically saying women can write

[honest ferry]

real and true

[weary hedge]

Statistics say otherwise

[honest ferry]

who wrote acolyte

[zenith gust]

Video game women are wack nowadays, I thank for every day I grew up with Arkham asylum Harley Quinn and dragon age origins morigann and not outer worlds 2 slop

[weary hedge]

Cringe woman

[honest ferry]

like first episode melted my brain

[charred nova]

See this is why I had to be specific in my wording

[zenith gust]

The best part about the acolyte is that you can still blow your brains out while watching it

[charred nova]

The best part is

It ends

🔥

[zenith gust]

The assholeyte

[charred nova]

And they cancelled season 2

[honest ferry]

good

mando was a clusterfuck in season 3 but atleast action was good

[weary hedge]

The whole show has no plot and goes to show the state most the company is in

[charred nova]

They wrote them selves into a corner with season 2

Their own fault tbh

[zenith gust]

Nobody would tell mentally ill communists to shut the hell up and now star wars acolyte exists

[honest ferry]

exactly

[charred nova]

Like Mando was effectively over after season 2

But they force rebooted it

[zenith gust]

It was trash after st

[weary hedge]

They just had to juice it

[zenith gust]

Mando was cool for a bit

[charred nova]

Yah like first 2

I’m not a big Star Wars guy in general

[zenith gust]

Star Wars the antifalyte

[charred nova]

But I thought they were pretty cool

[honest ferry]

give darth vader tv serie and butcher it

[zenith gust]

Death Vader the tv show and in the final episode he takes off his helmet and it’s a fat black gay woman

[weary hedge]

Book of boba was also unironically mid . I enjoyed some of the eps like his backstory with the tuskens but after that I just didn’t care

[honest ferry]

so trueeeeeee

[charred nova]

I think they need to just spin off Lucas arts into its own company again

[zenith gust]

They made him a pussy

[weary hedge]

“Men have emotions too” Disney type shit

[charred nova]

Basically every single Star Wars thing released in the last 10 years has been a financial lose

[honest ferry]

we jeed more sequels

[quaint umbra]

What needs to be done is a SWG 2

[charred nova]

Think it’s time Disney cuts there loses and goes home

[zenith gust]

Book of boba fett he should’ve been a real bad guy butchering people it would’ve been cool, but they made him some lame loser who was like rahhh defend tribal people raaaah rule with respect not fear

Boba fett should’ve slaughtered all the sand people with an acog m16 and then got on a American flag chopper and did burnouts on a pride flag cross walk, then I’d watch it

[charred nova]

Yah in the original trilogy he was made out to be a ruthless killer

[weary hedge]

I think Star Wars is too far down the rabbit hole of Disney and there is no saving it

[honest ferry]

Rey takes on the Yuuzhan vong

[charred nova]

Who who just vaporize people with out a second thought with out being specifically ordered not too

[zenith gust]

Book of boba fett, boba fett should’ve been played by Fred durst

[charred nova]

It’s why it’s funny clanker has resurfaced but most people don’t even know it’s from Star Wars

[honest ferry]

they should made him become the mandalor

[charred nova]

Shows how little cultural relevance Star Wars has now

[honest ferry]

that comic

[shrewd needle]

I'll still like the sequel trilogy, NGL.

[weary hedge]

If you haven’t watched the clone wars show WTF you doin

[charred nova]

Bro come on

[zenith gust]

LOCKED AND LOADED

[charred nova]

You can’t be saying that

Even if it’s referring to clankers

[weary hedge]

You know bro be hating 😂

[zenith gust]

You said that if I rage bait enough I’ll get ban perms

[honest ferry]

Dookus fall to the dark side could be interesting serie

[charred nova]

This was a joke

💀

[oak junco]

!ban my opps

[zenith gust]

Cancel me all you want

Go ahead and cancel me I don’t even care 🥺

[shrewd needle]

What'd you even say?

[weary hedge]

Cringe love story fight old bad guy because old good guy is now a drunk loser

[oak junco]

i already got cancelled

[charred nova]

You forgot to take your chud pills and said something too spicy

[shrewd needle]

Eh, love story felt a bit contrived at the end, but otherwise didn't mind.

[honest ferry]

Ben Solo Kylo ren could have been quite cool but they massacred him for the modern audience viewing pleasure

[oak junco]

the nurse didnt give me my pills

[weary hedge]

What’s Star Wars without the incest 😭

[shrewd needle]

Uh...where? I'm pretty sure Palpatine and Skywalker ain't related? Or is this some other shit I missed?

[charred nova]

Don’t even talk about that

[honest ferry]

you did

[shrewd needle]

Driver did good, though. His 'transformation' to the 'light' side killed it. Should've remained dark and kept the balance.

[charred nova]

It’s the dumbest plot point ever written

[weary hedge]

Palpatine is anakins father

[shrewd needle]

Dude...I'm confused what the plot point even is.

[honest ferry]

he force concieved him 😭

[shrewd needle]

Wait...when? Where? What?

[charred nova]

Ray being a palpatine is the dumbest thing ever written

[weary hedge]

He basically jesus’d his mother

[shrewd needle]

OK, on this, we agree.

[charred nova]

2nd graders could write something more compelling

[shrewd needle]

No, I mean where is this all expressed? 'Cause I'm pretty sure it's not in the movies, unless I forgor.

[honest ferry]

its the lore

[weary hedge]

There’s like a million books/comics about this stuff lol

[honest ferry]

comics

[zenith gust]

something inciting racial hatred but it wasn’t a lot of racial hatred just a Eenie meenie bit

[shrewd needle]

That explains it; I've only seen movies (and only considering them)...so in the movies, it doesn't say that, making me confused.

[zenith gust]

What

[frigid hill]

balkan_death_machine has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[zenith gust]

They made ray palpatine

[honest ferry]

lmao

[shrewd needle]

Well...you know, I tend to play NFS, so I'm far more of a racist. 😏

[charred nova]

Yes

[wanton blaze]

What I'd love to see in Star Wars, is the movies or universe from a Storm trooper or Imperial Army soldiers pov. The movies treat them as so disposable but the small scene of the Shore troopers in the Mandalorian is one of my favorite scenes cause it turned the cannon fodder into more than "make main character look cool."

[charred nova]

They did

I’m fr

[honest ferry]

andor s2 does that a little

[zenith gust]

This is legitimately the most braindead

[charred nova]

They did the somehow palpatine returned and ray is also a palpatine

[wanton blaze]

Im Pro racist. Might even do competitive racism this year

[zenith gust]

Star Wars would be cool if boba fett drove a lifted truck and was sponsored by miller lite

[shrewd needle]

NGL, Rey taking the throne would be a better plot point.

[weary hedge]

They are disposable to the empire and are realistically feared heavily

[honest ferry]

i know in comics he made clones of himself

[zenith gust]

No I’d beat you

[honest ferry]

but how he did in sequels no clue

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-motorsport7-porsche911gt2rs-racing-race-car-gif-26985267

[weary hedge]

They just half assed what could’ve been

[shrewd needle]

Damn, noice! I'm a racist only in NFS, can't do competitive, 'cause I got skill issues (and can't simulator due to no pedals and wheel).

[charred nova]

Yah but they didn’t do anything to earn that

[honest ferry]

he would basically transfer his conciussness into other bodies after they got deleted

[shrewd needle]

Wasn't Snoke basically Palpatine's clone too?

[honest ferry]

nah a puppet

[shrewd needle]

Fair.

[charred nova]

I just realized my school day ends by 10am

IM FUCKEN BALLIN

[shrewd needle]

School guy shitting on Star Wars...

[wanton blaze]

Im in physical pain. Who in the writers room green lit this

[charred nova]

Yah I’m going to school to become a professional racist

[shrewd needle]

I mean, that's the plot of Cyberpunk 2077.

[honest ferry]

power of the dark said

[zenith gust]

Nice I’m a certified pro

[wanton blaze]

In fact how is another question. Did the empire save Kamino tech for this scenario

[weary hedge]

You can’t tell me you liked what they did with Luke. No way he goes from being the savior of the galaxy and the strongest Jedi in all of lore to a sod hermit

[charred nova]

In all seriousness Its mechanic school

[honest ferry]

just read the dark empire comics

[wanton blaze]

I"ll have to check it out

[zenith gust]

Are you a brony

[shrewd needle]

I mean, considering the back-story (him and Ben), it makes sense. Where it loses sense is the whole Jedi order (at least from the prequels), considering how stuck-up they are in their ways.

OTOH, considering Lucas' vision of what the light and dark sides even mean, the entire thing is bad, NGL.

[wanton blaze]

Former. I keep the pfp cause it pisses some friends off and its hilarious

[charred nova]

He beat the allegations

[zenith gust]

My least favorite star wars character is Finn

[charred nova]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-breaking-glass-when-the-opponent-joonsproof-gif-25498015

[charred nova]

He got written out of the plot because of China

[shrewd needle]

True. Give me Jar-Jar Binks. Most interesting character.

Yes, JJB haters can cope.

[honest ferry]

darth jar jar

[zenith gust]

Finn and lando calrissian and jar jar binks are my least favorite ones

[charred nova]

But he’s got rizz in his name

How can you hate him

[shrewd needle]

You can't seriously be hating on Lando and JJB...

[weary hedge]

No he wouldnt even have attempted that against Ben. He was able to turn his father who was known as the evilest guy in existence to the light side why would he be scared if some teenage boy with dark thoughts? In lore this guy trained thousands of Jedi schools and fought hundreds of monstrosities and sith

[shrewd needle]

Finn is basically meh. Actor does fine, but character's flat as phuck.

[honest ferry]

not as flat as rey

[zenith gust]

Yeah I do t like them

[charred nova]

Yah cus he got written out of the story

[shrewd needle]

I think maybe that comes from him being 'the last' Jedi and ending up with paranoia about not wanting to lose Ben?

[honest ferry]

finn got more lore than rey like fr

[shrewd needle]

Uh, wasn't Finn in all 3 movies?

[honest ferry]

ye

[charred nova]

Yes but

[honest ferry]

he gets hurt badly in episode 7

[charred nova]

You may have noticed he was a lot more important for the first 1 and a half movies

[shrewd needle]

NGL, the seventh movie did so much nostalgia, character development got screwed. And then 8th and 9th had to salvage that.

[honest ferry]

i think they probably planned him to die in the 7th

[weary hedge]

That’s the thing he could have helped Ben and trained him to control himself as he did with himself and many other students. He also wasn’t the last Jedi they just wrote him as someone who gave up their search and training

[shrewd needle]

Yea, I know, in the battle with Ren.

[zenith gust]

Obi wan should be played by a fat black gay women in the star wars reboot
“Mmmmhm Luke you best be up using the force in that muthafukka, mmmhmmmm”

[charred nova]

Yah know how he had that romance plot with that Asian women

China reallllllly didn’t like that

So a ton of his scenes got cut

[honest ferry]

they should do some magic and bring back mace windu 😭

[shrewd needle]

True, but then 10th was all about the 'final war' that basically all movies tend to do.

Same with Harry Potter, same with Avengers, same with anything.

[shrewd needle]

Ah, that sucks too... 😔

China hates multi-cultural romance?

[zenith gust]

Are you stupid

[weary hedge]

Bro I’ve been preaching this for years

[oak junco]

China hates black people

[charred nova]

China doesn’t like black people in general

[zenith gust]

All of Asia hates all black people lol

[honest ferry]

he totally survived that fall from Chancellor's office

[charred nova]

And certainly not a black person expressing romance for a Chinese women

[zenith gust]

Asia hates browns in general

[charred nova]

That’s a mega no no in China

[warm palm]

What kind of simple soul are u 😂

[zenith gust]

A based one

[honest ferry]

this channel is officially StarWars-general

[oak junco]

They also hate eachother alot aswell lol

[zenith gust]

You wouldn’t get it I’m out here in the streets fighting the opponents

[warm palm]

Why its called stalker 😂

[weary hedge]

They are sitting on a good ass plot here

[shrewd needle]

I mean, by the time Luke is alive, the rest are all dead. Kenobi died in 4 and then, it was just Luke?

Also, I agree about Ben, but...well, IDK what to say. Personally, I felt that back-story to be fine, because the way he turns Anakin to the light side is basically a movie cliche, NGL. Anakin shouldn't have turned, but used the dark side to bring a balance instead.

[shrewd needle]

Oh...

[warm palm]

I only have seen revenge of the sith in my life

Not much more tho

[honest ferry]

ventress in live action when

[charred nova]

Finn is heavily censored even on the posters in China

[oak junco]

She's a baddie ngl

[zenith gust]

The new Star wars movie Ho Chi Minh should become a Jedi and destroy the American menace and he should use the force to pull up the sunk boats from Pearl Harbor and then fly them over to North Korea and salvage them to rebuild the Death Star

[shrewd needle]

Isaac and Ridley getting all the moolah.

[oak junco]

Whats if it was India instead

[warm palm]

But star wars aint star wars anymore since that 🤢disney

[oak junco]

Skiff is actually Indian

[weary hedge]

That’s the thing you can’t kill all the Jedi. There were still plenty alive at the time if you go off the books/comics not to mention force sensitive babies are constantly born

[honest ferry]

40 mins till shift end

[charred nova]

9 minutes till my class starts

[warm palm]

Im wondering when they make a huge big open world star wars game as big as gta or sum

[oak junco]

I wish ngl

I want kotor 3 bad

[zenith gust]

Luke you have to poop in the street, poop in the street like

[shrewd needle]

Well, going only by the movies...and I agree about Force-sensitive kids, but the Jedi Order itself was dead by then, with Kenobi's death. And even with Kenobi...the rest were just slaughtered by Order 66, so I presume that Force-sensitive kids existed, but the order of the Jedi was extinct.

[honest ferry]

Grand theft Star destoryer

[weary hedge]

There’s an Star Wars game like WoW but I want something not subscription based lol

[oak junco]

Swotr?

[zenith gust]

Imagine if obi wan came back as a ghost like LUKE, WHY YOU REDEEM, WHY YOU REDEEM

[oak junco]

Peak cinema ngl

[charred nova]

School but awesome

[warm palm]

For sure and alot storm trooper npcs like : watch where u f* going sentences

[honest ferry]

he redeem the light side

[oak junco]

Peak

[shrewd needle]

The 'light/dark' side part makes zero sense, NGL.

[charred nova]

They even got a Subaru

[weary hedge]

Cal Kestis says otherwise. Bro really held the line😏

[zenith gust]

I could edit blaster sounds and bolts into the north Hollywood shootout cctv footage and make a better piece of Star wars media than Disney ever has

[shrewd needle]

Not played, so can't say.

[honest ferry]

am just vibing to KDST radio from GTA SA

[oak junco]

New Block? Or was it cleaned

[shrewd needle]

WCTR = best.

[zenith gust]

I have a music recommendation

[charred nova]

Oh it’s probably cracked or something

None of these engines work

[oak junco]

Ah fair

[honest ferry]

damn it didn't launch a piston shame

[shrewd needle]

Are you learning to be a mechanic or outright build cars?

[wanton blaze]

Grand. Losing my job October 16th

[charred nova]

Well pistons are still inside so no

[shrewd needle]

My condolences.

[charred nova]

Both

[weary hedge]

Ur missing out. They actually made a good plot unlike the sequels😂

[honest ferry]

trueee

[shrewd needle]

Eh...some day, hopefully.

[honest ferry]

love the death star 2 in episode 9

[zenith gust]

Stalker moment

[honest ferry]

how such big chunks when it got vaporised

[gusty hearth]

Hello people

[honest ferry]

hello there

[weary hedge]

Cal is the man

[honest ferry]

Cal kestis?

[shrewd needle]

NGL, I'd take Palpatine's thrown, no joke.

[zenith gust]

Imagine if Darry Vader was like Alderaan was promised to be 3000 years ago

[shrewd needle]

Nothing like real-life Stellaris.

[weary hedge]

Yeah

[weary hedge]

Real. He realistically would’ve had more competition

[gusty hearth]

Does someone know how to obtain the Shield of Duty Exosuit in stalker 2 ????

[honest ferry]

they should give us the white vader after he survived episode 6 and came to the light side again

[shrewd needle]

That's why I say, SW as Lucas intended (light being normal and dark being bad) makes zero sense. Need both sides to actually work 'cause the Force gives no shit.

[weary hedge]

Bro that would be awesome

[shrewd needle]

I think you have to buy it at the Duty base at the Cement Factory.

[charred nova]

Actually true

[gusty hearth]

Ok I try thanks for the help

[charred nova]

The only thing we don’t have here is a rotor or rotary housings

[weary hedge]

Pretty much. It’s very based

[charred nova]

Massive bummer

[honest ferry]

i been wishing for that forever

like they can do these EU stuff they dont have to follow one same storyline

[shrewd needle]

Yea, but the whole 'who intended what' tends to screw up the plot.

I just want Jason Statham's anti-hero everywhere.

[silent valve]

Since they brought on the lesbians kissing at the final scene

[shrewd needle]

Let people kiss in peace.

[zenith gust]

No if I was in star wars I would fly by in an xwing and shoot them both in a drive by shooting

[weary hedge]

More anti heroes would be cool to see

[shrewd needle]

Now this is a real racist. 😆

[honest ferry]

@weary hedge they could do a what if TV show if you watched the marvel one you would know

so we can see alternate universes

[weary hedge]

Unfortunately the lizard women control what we get to see 😂

[honest ferry]

there is alot of expanded universe stuff that would be nice to see on the tv screen

[shrewd needle]

You deserve to be shot with a Super Star Destroyer with the planet-obliterating cannon...forgot what they're called.

[zenith gust]

There should be a star wars movie where the Jedi council deploys rebels into Israel to fight Palestinian forces

[honest ferry]

😭

[shrewd needle]

NGL, I hate TV. Just make it 3-hour movies!

[weary hedge]

This would be awesome. There’s alot of cool theories out there

[zenith gust]

For my idea too

[shrewd needle]

WTF? 😆

[honest ferry]

Darth Netanjahu

oh wait hes already a sith lord

[weary hedge]

Hell yeah😭

[shrewd needle]

Nah, he's a Jedi. The Sith are cool.

[honest ferry]

facts

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-hate-flow-through-you-your-hate-has-made-you-powerful-emperor-palpatine-star-wars-gif-15799521

The true hero we needed.

[honest ferry]

jedi lame

intentionally holding themselves back with their beliefs

[weary hedge]

Wrinkly nutsack

[shrewd needle]

Like I said, bunch of stuck-ups with shit rules.

Though Kenobi good...he's flexible, to an extent.

[honest ferry]

Anakin didnt care

[shrewd needle]

Would still take over the rest. It's not like Yoda's any less wrinkly...or less of a nut-sack.

[honest ferry]

he would slip in and out of dark side

[weary hedge]

Nah Jedi is where it’s at. Control is strength

[shrewd needle]

Well...he cared. For Padme. And got back-stabbed for it.

[shrewd needle]

I'll take Sith control, thanks.

[silent valve]

NVM, but woke elements are misplaced into SW imo

[honest ferry]

he did force choke the geonosian king

[weary hedge]

Bro was an emotional train wreck who let a sexy woman get to his head 😂

[honest ferry]

would aswell smh

episode 2 padme was everyones crush cmmon

[shrewd needle]

Less sexy, more whiny.

[weary hedge]

That’s what no game does to a mf

[shrewd needle]

Nah, she whined too much about democracy and following the Jedi.

[honest ferry]

game as a 10y sure

[weary hedge]

Filled his head with politics and fun times 😂

[honest ferry]

do sexy goth girls exist in sw universe

[silent valve]

any1 noted that princess leia (RIP) was the last main char which has had boobs? Look at Rogue 1 and SW 7-9, nice women, but more androgynically

[charred nova]

Yes on the well known planet goth

[weary hedge]

Realistically tho that man was not emotionally intelligent enough for a relationship he had bigger issues to prioritize

[charred nova]

Like sand

Bro needed to focus on hating sand more

[weary hedge]

Sand people*😭

[honest ferry]

and tuskan raiders

[silent valve]

blast 'em

[charred nova]

WOW

I didn’t say that calm down bro

[shrewd needle]

Exactly; ruined it all. 😔

[honest ferry]

racism towards tuskans

[shrewd needle]

All the Sith girls are goth. As for 'sexy'...well...

[weary hedge]

We all know that’s how he was

[silent valve]

You called this a rotten brain place...so...

[charred nova]

No no just sand regular sand

[honest ferry]

its corse and rough

[charred nova]

Fuck sand

[shrewd needle]

I mean...when people keep doing skibidi in #☢┃stalker-general...yea, it's brain-rot.

[charred nova]

All my homies hate sand

[shrewd needle]

Sand makes CPUs, so cope.

[weary hedge]

It do get everywhere

[honest ferry]

i hate sandy beaches i like cooking my feet on hot rocks instead

[silent valve]

dafuq?

[honest ferry]

?

[silent valve]

you may note that sand are only rocks in much more smaller dimension?

[honest ferry]

real and true

[shrewd needle]

He means he prefers one large rock over multiple smaller ones.

Easier to get cooked that way.

[silent valve]

ah

[honest ferry]

sand gets in everywhere

[shrewd needle]

I know.

[honest ferry]

beach towels your bag and shit

[weary hedge]

I like pissing on sand

[charred nova]

Also makes concrete

[silent valve]

into weapons...and thats bad

[charred nova]

Kinda need that stuff

[honest ferry]

so anakin was totally right to hate it

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-10161343654904926828

Gettin' sanded. 😏

[weary hedge]

Sometimes the booty crack

[silent valve]

anybody had visited the SW remains into the desert of Tunisia?

[shrewd needle]

Till the sand starts pissing on you.

https://tenor.com/view/sandfall-sand-dry-gif-21207019

[weary hedge]

Bro cmon let a man enjoy pissing on sand in peace

[charred nova]

That looks like ai

Clanker detected

[shrewd needle]

Had to. 😏

[shrewd needle]

Cope. AI art is fun.

[weary hedge]

Man vs Robot civil war when

[shrewd needle]

Not till the fourth millennium. Humans too slow at making robots.

[weary hedge]

Imagine we lost and become slaves to a robot empire

[shrewd needle]

Also, with games being buggy, imagine expecting actual AI being made in the near future...

[shrewd needle]

That's the thing...vibe-coders ain't making competent AI. Much less robots.

Look at Microsoft...vibe-coding SSDs to death, and that's present-day. AGI not happening till 4000 AD.

[weary hedge]

I mean we’ve got some human like ones rn they just aren’t sentient yet with ai still being in its early stages

[shrewd needle]

Exactly my point...you need actual AI to get a robot war. That's...eh, not happening any time soon.

If only people in reality were as competent as scientists in fiction...

[silent valve]

hm

nah, as long as todays' kids are hyping other kids which had no more to do as posting stupid things onto stupid platforms... I doubt that

[weary hedge]

True. I think we will get a ai super computer before any robot-human

[shrewd needle]

Somehow, makes the boomers look good, considering present-day and Gen-Z/Alpha.

[shrewd needle]

Till it fails because someone used code from a vibe-coder and broke compatibility.

Modern software industry has turned into a major joke. And all the CS 'graduates' are out of fashion and jobs.

[silent valve]

Go around, placing your brain elsewhere and rely only onto virtual media is beyond stupidity

[honest ferry]

do they have photo cameras in sw universe

[weary hedge]

Well only because we are so focused on market shares…

[shrewd needle]

Monies. Share-holder value. 😏

Oh, oh...debt repayment, considering everyone from the poor guy getting a home to MS getting another data-centre runs on debt.

[weary hedge]

Money is such a good invention but also a bad one

[shrewd needle]

Well...now only if money was backed physically (limiting supply and hence, having actual value)...when you can just print as much as you want, well...

And the increasing reliance on everything digital means technology companies rake in money without doing any work.

[silent valve]

Whadd'ya mean?

[weary hedge]

Yeah banks really corrode the people

[honest ferry]

if you want free stuff just steal smh

[weary hedge]

If everyone did this the world would be a wasteland

[shrewd needle]

I mean...sharing is an option. People share what they don't need with each other = free stuff.

[silent valve]

You mean that just digital thing will rule the world?

[weary hedge]

So communism

Minus the dictatorship

[shrewd needle]

No, I'm saying that we're so focused on getting everything digital that the infrastructure required for it pays for itself.

Like Discord, for example...people use Discord en masse, so whatever company provides servers to Discord makes basically free cash once the data-centres are up. Meaning they don't have to give a shit if service quality is down...they can just rely on the fact that service is needed.

And since every other service provider is the same...

[shrewd needle]

Eh...maybe, maybe not.

[weary hedge]

Imagine if humans worked under a collective hive mind and no economic structures we have today existed. A weird but effective route

[silent valve]

I doubt that

Imagine that the hive has only one solution and all the other wont be heard if someone has a better idea

and there is never ever the idea

[weary hedge]

A hive mind is all thoughts through humans collected as one

[shrewd needle]

Don't need a hive-mind, just the right direction. Which relies on giving rather than taking.

Society's too busy teaching everyone to 'take'.

[shrewd needle]

I'm pretty sure that's not how a hive works.

[shrewd needle]

NGL, humans having thoughts has to be news. Else brain-rot wouldn't exist. 😏

Probably why aliens didn't show up.

[weary hedge]

Agreed but we differentiate so much and fight over the littlest things it honestly wouldn’t be a bad route to secure a certain future

[silent valve]

I'm more worried about the constant turn to cut your opinions and tellings to a tighter and more tighter woke public opinion. Just hurt nobody. If you are going to...you are some weirdo

[shrewd needle]

Yea, but those problems are solvable. If you catch a thief, you punish them. Same goes for anyone who fights and remains tribal.

[shrewd needle]

NGL, the 'woke' and the 'anti-woke' crowd are both cultists.

[weary hedge]

Yeah maybe one day there will be enough war and we will rise above our disputes

[silent valve]

That means, all ppl into the world are going to think the same way - and that wont happen as long as religions are existing

[shrewd needle]

Nah. You need an ubermensch for that. Slim chance, honestly.

[silent valve]

Übermensch?

that sound pretty familiar to wolfenstein 😄

[weary hedge]

If we all had a collected mind religions would be the least of our worries…just saying

[shrewd needle]

The concept of the 'over-man', someone who's transcended above the rest of his kind to make and follow his own way.

[weary hedge]

We would most likely result in highly reliant scientific ways

[silent valve]

You know that religious fights are always at the end like "my virtual god is bigger than yours", aint?

[shrewd needle]

Yes, but that is only tribalism, not religion.

Religion = belief in something. Tribalism = my schlong bigger than yours. Belief isn't the problem, tribalism is.

[silent valve]

😄

well said ma'am

[shrewd needle]

I'm a guy, but thanks.

[silent valve]

anyway

[weary hedge]

Of course but you have to take into consideration with all the knowledge in the world we would not be thinking about religion. We would realize we need to put ourselves and our future first. I hate to bring up religion because I think it’s a great gateway for people but that’s realistically what would happen

[near swallow]

I was thinking about this last night, and I could be way off the mark here, but wouldn't we end up being borderline schizophrenic if we suddenly merged? Like we have our own 'personal' truths, things that we absolutely know to be true, be they spiritual or scientific, whatever. We'd suddenly have everybody's truths jostling for first place.

[shrewd needle]

Nah, religion won't go away. And honestly, the scientific community is also religious (as a concept, not as one of the existing religions) to a lot of extent.

[shrewd needle]

Yes. It'd be chaos. And chaos...is life. 😏

[near swallow]

Kinda regretting my choice to follow Scar in my playthrough now but in for a penny, in for a pound.

[weary hedge]

Yes and no because there is truth in alot of the lies

[silent valve]

I see signs of kinda religion abuse very often today. We went for an elongated holiday to Brussels and took a footwalk. That had taken us to the outskirts of Moolenbek, a very islamic embossed vincinity into a christ city. Next a guy came up to me and asked me roughly to tell my funnier looking half to cover her hair. Man...

[shrewd needle]

I'm doing that one too.

[shrewd needle]

And vice-versa as well. Benefits of us treating our lacking knowledge as truth.

[near swallow]

Of course there's lies, but what is truth and lies to the individual isn't necessarily down to something that can be tested. What I see as lies is somebody else's truth, and that disconnect is what would cause the chaos, in my view. I'm also not good at philosophy so lol

[weary hedge]

Which is why ai will be smarter than us at the end of the line if it’s developed to that point

[shrewd needle]

That's the problem...the created can't surpass the creator. AI is only good as the people that make it and, uh...well...

[weary hedge]

Agreed but there’s a lot of things that just are weather we dispute about it or not

[silent valve]

I am always telling the truth - it belongs onto the point of view to discover it correctly...

[shrewd needle]

Philosophy isn't about being good at it. It's simply about asking questions.

It's why I hate academia and existing definitions...they're so rigid, it's not even funny.

[shrewd needle]

Existence = infinitely-sided prism. And hence, an infinite number of ways to see it.

[silent valve]

No, statement of Obi-Wan to Luke

[weary hedge]

Indeed but it also acts as a hive mind which collects all our intelligence in one

[shrewd needle]

We're intelligent? That's news to me. 😏

[silent valve]

Alternative facts

[weary hedge]

As far as we know lol

[shrewd needle]

Exactly...hence invalidating the entire thing. We're only intelligent by our own perspective, which...well, might just be ego.

That's not to say people aren't intelligent, but you get what I'm saying.

[silent valve]

This goes far above my nose and I'll leave you kids alone

[near swallow]

My mum says I'm the smartest boy in the world

[weary hedge]

We are intelligent if we compare ourselves to every other being on this planet. But like you said that’s retrospective. As a collective whole we are very much disputable so we can’t achieve the things we dream of

[still current]

Are we even so

Our intelligence does not commonly evolve over instinctual intelligence we are kinda bound to a certain level within a certain capacity. Some went a bit beyond to create problems and try to fix them (math, as if we aren't already drowning in problems lol], or pursue specific scientific analogy and end up solving and making problems on occasions.

Some people never even got the instinctual intelligence itself lmao

Quite fascinating

We are mostly running in circles (with the exception of some forms of science that are somewhat not free of disadvantages)

Well, again, solving problems while making new ones

[smoky hawk]

very long winded to say that you have a skill issue at NLC7

[shrewd needle]

We're more primitive than every other animal on this planet. Mostly by never living in harmony with our environment.

Smith was totally right. 😏

[still current]

I liked NLC7 silly

[shrewd needle]

NLC?

[still current]

New level changer 7, a mod for SoC

Hardcore

Nice tho

Quite the thing

[exotic glacier]

Spiritual truth... Yikes. It's the point of the merger to stamp out made up bollocks bud.

[still current]

But the only thing that bothered me is the darn translation

[shrewd needle]

I'll check it out. Someone told me to get CoC and I haven't even gotten that, NGL.

[weary hedge]

Indeed but who’s to say we aren’t able to alter our current physical state of existence to a more evolved version so on and so forth. The possibilities are truly endless in a sense of potential.

[shrewd needle]

Why is spiritual truth 'made up'?

[still current]

Well, CoC is a sandbox

Best try CoTZ or something story oriented

CoTZ is basically CoC too

But enhanced

[near swallow]

Brother, my point isn't that spirituality is true, it's that it is absolutely true to some people. My point was that that disconnect is what will cause the problems.

[shrewd needle]

TBF, it's less about physical capability and more about the choices we make (which tend to be insanely self-destructive, whether on an individual or social level) and our willingness to change.

Big problems there.

[shrewd needle]

I don't mind; I just want something that's not miserable to play with artificial difficulty and shit gameplay choices.

[exotic glacier]

I put spiritual and religion in the same folder.

[shrewd needle]

I don't think they're even remotely the same, though.

[weary hedge]

I agree but I’m talking from a standpoint if we let all those things go.

Just theoretical talk here

[shrewd needle]

Understood. Big 'if', though. 😔

[still current]

no possibility is real until achieved.

Take my wisdom

[near swallow]

Spirituality is a very loose term. Like taking some Buddhist teachings, as an example, would be considered spiritual even if they only relate to reality.

[shrewd needle]

No achievement is possible without belief. Also, imparting Sidorovich's wisdom to us... 😔

[gentle citrus]

when we will get 1st DLC?

[weary hedge]

What is wisdom 😔

[shrewd needle]

When it's done.

[exotic glacier]

Hmmm, I guess this is all predicated that the merged minds will teach the dummies.

[gentle citrus]

But when are we gonna see some this year or gonna be a boring 2nd half of 25

[still current]

And belief is a tricky thing . It's hard to utilize efficiently

[weary hedge]

It’s all just a cope for our existence

[wooden walrus]

Could science microwave a burrito that's so hot even her couldn't eat it? 🤔

[still current]

The sport of mind

[weary hedge]

Thank you wizened stalker

[exotic glacier]

Depends on how it was wrapped I guess. Can the steam escape, nice. It can't escape, pressure cracks open the tortilla so that is can escape.

[still current]

https://tenor.com/view/masters-of-the-universe-skeletor-mot-u-gif-5430301619065962680

[weary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/a-good-man-is-always-on-time-for-lunch-scar-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-4287650230625124157

[shrewd needle]

True. Without willingness, it means nothing.

[shrewd needle]

Succinctly put. I'm stealing it.

[near swallow]

It could, but I feel like there are things that can't really be proven or disproven with anything empirical. A lot of personal truths are based on personal experience, like ghosts/spirits/whatever term you'd use. I don't personally believe in them, but there's not really a way to definitively disprove it y'know? At least none that i can think of.
side note I'm so bad at putting my thoughts into words, this took so long lol

[shrewd needle]

One person's evidence is another's pseudo-science.

[weary hedge]

You are right and do not sell yourself short. I appreciate you sharing your thoughts. I’ve personally had some experiences with spiritual encounters and I can safely assume I do not know what’s real and what’s not but it is an interesting topic

[wooden walrus]

That's what happens when you go all "well man, maybe I can't prove it, but can you disprove it"

[shrewd needle]

Solipsism moment.

[near swallow]

not me googling that 👀

[weary hedge]

Nope just sharing my thoughts

[shrewd needle]

Skill issue.

Solipsism (/ˈsɒlɪpsɪzəm/ ⓘ SOLL-ip-siz-əm; from Latin solus 'alone' and ipse 'self') is the philosophical idea that only one's mind is sure to exist. As an epistemological position, solipsism holds that knowledge of anything outside one's own mind is unsure; the external world and other minds cannot be known and might not exist outside the mind.

[shrewd needle]

I mean the 'I don't know what's real and what's not' part.

[weary hedge]

Well like he said it’s all personal preference. There’s no way to prove the existence or non existence of it all. It’s pretty touchy

[shrewd needle]

Exactly, hence solipsism moment.

Meanwhile, me be like, "Am I a figment of someone's imagination?"

[near swallow]

I feel like if I was high right now I'd be having a crisis lol

[weary hedge]

Fair. It’s really out of world stuff honestly

Lmao don’t do drugs kids

[wooden walrus]

Which one of y'all just got back from rostok hmm

[shrewd needle]

You don't need to be high to have a crisis. 😏

[near swallow]

Oh for sure

[weary hedge]

Something about soaking in reality just hits better

[shrewd needle]

Till you soak in a bit too much and end up permanently depressed from the existential crisis.

[near swallow]

I just found myself more... susceptible to going down to rabbit hole when I was a habitual smoker. Sometimes it was a good thing, often it wasn't. Not that I really remember either way now

[shrewd needle]

You sure it was a rabbit hole and not just the lack of oxygen from your lungs struggling? 😏

[near swallow]

por que no los dos?

[weary hedge]

Too true. There are limits that need to be set on such things.

But I guess that’s one of the gifts of being human

sentient thoughts

[near swallow]

On the subject of Stalker, what should I get? Valina or the Grom s-14. I want to try out 9x39.

[weary hedge]

Both. I personally like the grom more because those grenades make short work of most mutants

[shrewd needle]

Or rather...expand our own.

[near swallow]

🤔

[shrewd needle]

In vanilla, both guns have crap damage. Get the VSS Vintorez.

[wooden walrus]

You'd be better off chucking rounds by hand tbh

[shrewd needle]

Only with BB, though. Vanilla Groza is garbage.

[wooden walrus]

All 939 weapons in the game feel kinda rancid iyam

[weary hedge]

I agree

[weary hedge]

Vanilla balancing is a headache in general

[wooden walrus]

Much prefer a suppressed fort but i understand efficiency is boring

[near swallow]

It kinda is. APSB absolutely shreds for no reason. You'd think it'd have less damage because of the burst but noooo

[shrewd needle]

Vanilla ballistics = basically God Mode.

[shrewd needle]

I mean...burst is supposed to shred.

[near swallow]

I mean damage per round

[shrewd needle]

Ah, well...welcome to broken ballistics.

[wooden walrus]

939 is kinda okay if you get your hands on the bofa

[near swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582
embed fail, i will never live this down

[wooden walrus]

[hallow shadow]

It’s ok. We all embed fail, here.

[weary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-that-is-why-you-fail-fail-gif-17943164

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-that-is-why-you-fail-fail-gif-17943164

[near swallow]

you saved me

[shrewd needle]

Happy to help.

[shrewd needle]

Bofa? WTF is that?

[weary hedge]

Oh no.

What have you done.

[shrewd needle]

TBF, I am confused, but if it's more skibidi...then I'll definitely pass.

[weary hedge]

Don’t do it ottomic

It’s not worth it

[zenith gust]

Bofa deez nuts

[shrewd needle]

You don't got any, though. 😏

[wooden walrus]

I... I kinda wasn't prepared for this tbh

[weary hedge]

🤣

[shrewd needle]

Just give me a TL; DR!

[zenith gust]

Check your DMs and I’ll prove you otherwise

[wooden walrus]

Like I had seen it in my dreams but

[shrewd needle]

Bait detected. BAN!

[zenith gust]

You saw bofa deez nuts in your dreams?

[wooden walrus]

Is... Is this absolute power?

[wooden walrus]

Every time I close my eyes

[harsh jungle]

bro thinks hes uriel septim vii

[zenith gust]

And open your mouth

[weary hedge]

You sir are cultured 😂

Or ma’am

[harsh jungle]

i got nothing to do before i go to my aunts house for a few days

[near swallow]

I love how there's a bunch of Ward guys just hanging around Malachite. Just chilling out, nobody cares, except they don't like me.

[harsh jungle]

kill em

[near swallow]

Oh I will

[weary hedge]

Ward don’t like nobody

[harsh jungle]

if they dont like you its free murder estate

[harsh jungle]

Ward hates me cause they aint me

[wooden walrus]

I don't think I've ever gone to malachite. Found couple of guys handing me a pass but nobody tells you where it is

Unless you're sent there sometime after duga

[harsh jungle]

iirc you are

[shrewd needle]

It's the western-most edge of the map...west of Rostok = Malachite.

[wooden walrus]

Oh it's rostok?

[weary hedge]

Ward can lick my blood soaked boots

[shrewd needle]

No, I said west of Rostok.

Like, zoom out on the map, check Rostok boundaries and anything west of that = Malachite.

[wooden walrus]

Ah, stupid phone truncated if

[harsh jungle]

they can pry my useless pancreas with a nice lil pink bow on it outta my cold dead hands

[wooden walrus]

I can only store 3 words in my brain at a time you see

[weary hedge]

But you need this for digestion and hormone regulation 😂

[harsh jungle]

mine dont produce insulin

[wooden walrus]

Imagine hormones

[harsh jungle]

got beaten up by the rest of the system or whatever

[near swallow]

You should get that replaced under warranty

[weary hedge]

I’m sorry. That’s rough

[harsh jungle]

fr but i trying

[shrewd needle]

What warranty? This is reality, there ain't no warranties.

[harsh jungle]

i wish there were waranty

[weary hedge]

I hope you find a donor.

[harsh jungle]

i am using many technologies

i am what youd call a cyborg

[weary hedge]

That’s good it hasn’t got that bad. Do you just have to take insulin?

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-t800-mão-cyborg-gif-21291571

[harsh jungle]

yea

i use a pump

[weary hedge]

Damn you are a trooper.

[harsh jungle]

ive been diagnosed for longer than nick jonas

[weary hedge]

Yet here you are. That’s awesome 😂

[harsh jungle]

fr

[wooden walrus]

Pumping

[harsh jungle]

i gotta outlive my haters

[weary hedge]

Well I’m sure it doesn’t mean much but you have my blessings. Nothing about that easy

[harsh jungle]

i have an hour before my aunt comes and picks me up and i just started watching a 4 hour youtube video

[near swallow]

that's mighty ambitious

[harsh jungle]

I’ll finish it once I get to her house lol

[still current]

Did someone summon me without an offering (ping)

[wooden walrus]

no I just said "pumping"

[shrewd needle]

Yea, I wasn't intending to get him banned, just joking.

[wooden walrus]

please no stop don't do it

[weary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hardest-choides-thanos-avengers-strongest-wills-gif-15279882

[wooden walrus]

I know people will stone me for this but

I think it would be neat if you could recruit a couple dudes to follow you around in missions

and you like had to pay them by the hour

[weary hedge]

That’s one thing I actually really liked about CoP. I love being in a squad

[wooden walrus]

oh cop had squads? Neat

that ensures me the support of the muh og trilogy crowd

[weary hedge]

Some of the missions yeah

I mean if the npcs can form groups why can’t we

[near swallow]

we're antisocial D:

[shrewd needle]

True.

Time for another pseudo-giant fight.

[final rock]

Helo there stalkers

[regal sinew]

High.

[still current]

Ik I'm being sarcastic

Imma ban you all for not understanding sarcasm (still being sarcastic )

[still current]

I think there is a plan for a mod that does that

[hallow shadow]

How do you have any carry weight left, brother?
Why do you have like… A thousand consumables?

[shrewd needle]

Time to ban yourself first for not displacing Voronin yet.

[shrewd needle]

Because I'm a hoarder.

[hallow shadow]

Mr brother in Cossacks, you are an alcoholic.

[hallow shadow]

But I do that. I over-pack some things.
I carry 20x Medkits, Bandages, Canned Food, Water, and Anti-Rad.

I always have 300 rounds of my rifle, 100 for my pistol, and 80/80 for Buckshot/Slugs

I don’t leave room for much.

But could never imagine the possibility of carrying nearly 200 bottles of vodka.
That gets heavy.

[shrewd needle]

Ironically, I don't drink vodka once I get the Liquid Rock. But yes, I'll hoard no matter what.

[shrewd needle]

Too little.

[hallow shadow]

Hoarding is a good way for money making.

Liquid Rock. I have it, but I haven’t used it.
Morri, another voice here, suggested I bring it with me to SIRCAA.

[hallow shadow]

Sounds like you really hoard that stuff.
That infinite Stamina go Brrrr

I carry what I believe I need, on me.. Then, there’s usually a mirror of my loadout in my chest. Alongside any ammo I’m not cycling through, and artifacts I haven’t found duplicates of.

This game has a habit of taking shit away from Skif.
So I made sure there’s always a second, and prepped, set of everything on me (aside from my suit, of course) in case some Burer, IPSF/Bandit/NPC group decides to disarm me again.

Sell everything that exceeds my normal load.

But I’m also a sad creature of habit. I don’t carry more than one gun for the job.
Rifle, Shotgun, Pistol.

[shrewd needle]

Infinite weight too.

[hallow shadow]

I don’t really experiment unless I feel I need to.
My foes will eat these 5.45 rounds, or I’ll die about it.

[hallow shadow]

I ran that mod, for a short time.
So easy to get used to all that free sprinting and jumping.

[weary hedge]

Amnesia is a greedy little zone goblin 😏

[shrewd needle]

You know you want it too.

[hallow shadow]

For real! Who Carrie’s that much vodka?

[shrewd needle]

Blame the game; there's so much loot available in the open map, it's not even funny.

[hallow shadow]

You know how much money he’s holding, in Medkits alone?
Sidorovich would be proud.

[weary hedge]

Nahhhhh I feel bad for how much shit i hog in my chest. I gather enough stuff to supply a god damn country😭

[hallow shadow]

I be too broke for that shit.
I sell errytang that ain’t actively useful.

My chest be empty as hell.
You never even have to scroll down.
Just some spare artifacts, a couple consumables and a .308 Clusterfunk with ammo.

[shrewd needle]

Enough to supply my own PMC with spares: #☢┃stalker-general message

[weary hedge]

I’ve gotten really good at min maxing what I use so I really make do with very little plus I’m more of an explorer and story enthusiast than a fighter but I can’t help but stock up lol

[shrewd needle]

I keep whatever's unique, sell the rest (weapons only).

[weary hedge]

Sheeeeesh

[hallow shadow]

Stalker 2: A Merchant’s Journey

[shrewd needle]

I run the Zone Shipping Services. Besides, people keep giving me free shit, so...

[hallow shadow]

Monopoly, the video game. Jesus.

[weary hedge]

You the pluhhhg

[hallow shadow]

Wait. You get free shit?

[hallow shadow]

scratches neck
Hey man, yall got any more of them Kharods?

[weary hedge]

🤣

[shrewd needle]

Yes. See, like right now, I'm at Red Forest, right? I'm going around, there's Mercenaries.

Now, those folk are kind enough to shoot at me, and I'm kind enough to return the favour. Since I usually have a lot more kindness, they hand me their gear for free.

[hallow shadow]

Ohhh. You’re conflating looting with gifting.

[weary hedge]

Damn you truly are a saint amnesia 😂

[zenith gust]

Post another spoiler and show up at your house irl and skin you alive

[shrewd needle]

I mean, it IS a gift. The Zone sends them to me, I send them to their final destination...the weapons to the traders and the bodies to the graves. 😏

[hallow shadow]

Or go to the non spoiler channel

[weary hedge]

Jesus Christ my brother this is a spoiler friendly chat

[shrewd needle]

Where's the spoiler?

[hallow shadow]

Just because they can’t say no does not mean they consent.

[shrewd needle]

IKR? Sidorovich prays to me every day, hoping to become as good as me.

[hallow shadow]

I’m bringing Amnesia, when I need war crimes.

[shrewd needle]

Happy to help, any day.

[hallow shadow]

Sido is a damn dirtbag. I want him on a pike.

[shrewd needle]

I mean...I hand him 72 AK-74Ns, he hands me a pile of money.

[weary hedge]

Well I know who to call if I decide to raise a resistance

[hallow shadow]

Bro. 72?

Even with maxed out craziness… I have Bethesda-Induced PTSD.
I’m afraid of carrying too many things, for fear of crashing every time I get to a loading screen.

[shrewd needle]

Example number; I usually explore more than am at bases, so I collect a shit-ton of stuff before I offload it.

[zenith gust]

You posted that there are mercenaries in the red forest

[shrewd needle]

Same, but you can still carry a lot. You checked the link above, so...

[shrewd needle]

Yea, you know...NPCs...that spawn everywhere?

[zenith gust]

I’m gonna peel the skin off your face

[hallow shadow]

I know. Bro. I’m just being facetious.

I’m not hating. I’m just literally mindblown, I could not manage an inventory that hardcore.

[hardy totem]

Rude

[zenith gust]

I didn’t know that

[shrewd needle]

As long as you're ready to get ventilated by a 7.62 X 39 MM to your face.

[zenith gust]

Ban these spoiler makers

[shrewd needle]

NPCs spawn EVERYWHERE...it's not a spoiler.

[zenith gust]

I’ll forgive you if you let me borrow 10 bucks

[hallow shadow]

It’s a rage baiter, bro.

[hardy totem]

We're not even in #⭐┃nospoilers_general ...

[zenith gust]

[zenith gust]

Such is life in the zone

[frigid hill]

theoriginalamnesia has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[weary hedge]

[shrewd needle]

Really?

[zenith gust]

Yeah I’m pretty much untouchable

[hardy totem]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-really-really-seriously-gif-13159968

[shrewd needle]

How about I hand you a hand-grenade with its pin pulled? It's worth 50 bucks.

[zenith gust]

My dad owns stalker

[shrewd needle]

The problem with Wolf is you never know what you said wrong... 😔

[hardy totem]

Lemme check

[hallow shadow]

That would work, but you gotta have the spoon clasped.

The pin is the fuse, but the spoon is what saves you.

[hardy totem]

Rofl, yeah don't use 50 dollars in that way:' D

[weary hedge]

Needa get me some coffee

[shrewd needle]

That's the thing...I hand him the grenade with the spoon clasped, but the pin gone. Dead-man's switch to prevent further loan-askers.

[hardy totem]

That phrase has been tainted by bots I'm afraid

[hallow shadow]

DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE?

[shrewd needle]

Ah...yea, the scammers...man, not being able to use the USD sign is next level... 😔

[hallow shadow]

insert Coffee Jingle from Dethklok

[hardy totem]

Oh you can say 49.99$ just fine

[shrewd needle]

Get some for me too.

[shrewd needle]

Ah, so adding USD before = bad. Got it, Mr. 69$.

[weary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cawfee-gif-15354000

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cawfee-gif-15354000

[hallow shadow]

I got my cup.
It’s a Hua Mulan mug.

[hardy totem]

Nice

[hallow shadow]

I also got one that’s like Ahsoka.

[weary hedge]

Hell yeah I’m brewing up some black Rifle in my REI mug

[hallow shadow]

Never actually tried BR coffee.
Well. I got the stuff in the small can, at my local gas station.

[frigid hill]

a_lvl_5_mewtwo has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hallow shadow]

Man, it’s been a while.

[hallow shadow]

Nice to see you too, Wolf.

[shrewd needle]

Kind Czech guy who gave me his shit for free.

[hallow shadow]

MY DUDE! Your inventory!

[weary hedge]

It’s pretty good but I mainly get it to support veterans. That and death wish to support farmers

[hallow shadow]

Bro’s a whole ass Dollar Store/Gunshop.

That’s it. My friend, you are now called “Strip Mall”

[weary hedge]

Portable vending machine mf😂

[hallow shadow]

He’s the merchant from RE4

[weary hedge]

Yooo for real hahaha

[shrewd needle]

Damn...

I'm AmmuNation from GTA. Free weapons for everyone!

||'Free subject to market prices. Please check koupon value before investing.'||

[hallow shadow]

MARCUS MUNITIONS!
“You don’t need to buy a better gun, you just need to shoot more boolets!”

[weary hedge]

here’s Johnny comin atcha!

what can the best mechanic in LS do for you

Still stick with me lol

[hallow shadow]

Imma just call him Walmart

Cause. In Georgia, I can buy a couple of those guns at Walmart.
At Florida, a few more
In Nevada, and Arizona, even more

Homie is just a well-stocked Walmart.

[weary hedge]

Here in Arizona we’ve got a whole armory in our Walmart 😂

[shrewd needle]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-gun-lots-of-guns-keanu-reeves-gif-17571663

[hallow shadow]

If you’re in my Apocalypse Fireteam, my Indian friend.
That’s your call-sign.
Walmart.

[shrewd needle]

It's the Matrix...all you need is a command. 😏

[shrewd needle]

I hate you so much right now... 😆

[weary hedge]

Indian friend lol🤣

[hallow shadow]

I try.
Ever so hard.

[wooden walrus]

[whee](#📸┃screens_and_videos message)

[zenith gust]

Haha no way

[hallow shadow]

Do you ever use any of the weapon you have all that for?

[zenith gust]

Guess I’m more cag than you

[hallow shadow]

Or do you occasionally sell some of that shit off?

What’s a cag?

[shrewd needle]

Current shit; some not included.

[weary hedge]

Not enough meat sticks.

[shrewd needle]

I sell sausages. My Skif = strictly bread and can guy.

[weary hedge]

Fair enough

[shrewd needle]

NGL, half this shit will be sold that's not ammunition; I'm storing ammunition this run.

[weary hedge]

What is that red tinted vector?

[shrewd needle]

Riemann, from the Journalist's.

[weary hedge]

What’s that? A mod?

[shrewd needle]

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Seek,_and_you_shall_find

DLC quest with special weapons and armour.

[weary hedge]

Ahhhh gotcha. damn.

[stuck seal]

That’s a lot of money to be made

[shrewd needle]

Eh, all the 'special' weapons are basically just skins, though the Riemann has an integral suppressor, so that's one good thing.

[shrewd needle]

That's how I got 900,000.

[stuck seal]

How much money did you have before then

[zenith gust]

💀

[shrewd needle]

No idea, but last I was at Malachite and upgraded things, was down to 300,000 or so.

[zenith gust]

You dont know cag or saw or con? @hallow shadow

[prime harness]

gsc deletes russian symbols from trilogy because ewww russians...
gsc promotes Anomaly which was cocreated by russians
?????