#☢┃stalker-general
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Technically, yes, but not in the way its going to be implemented
Honestly a Rougelike mode could be fun like the arena on steroids
🤷♂️ Just wait for mod updates
Yeah well the performance optimizer saved many ppl 
Yeah, as Paydirt said, I think a lot of people want a battle royale mode or some stupid shit like that. Meanwhile I believe GSC has been clear from the beginning that it's just going to be basic DM/TDM/CTF.
Battle royale 💀
I want DayZ style multiplayer tbh, doubt it'd happen though it would be the best way to do it
Not placebo trust me 
we need a stalker general battle royal
Go play Fortnight or PubG you freaking goobers.
Stalker battle royale sounds rlly bad
if thats a ragebait then that one is really good
They’re actually making a Multiplayer mode?
I feel like would be the best form of PvP implementation, but I'd want there to still be NPCs present on the map as well.
How’s that gonna work?
well idk how you'd make a discord chat battle royal but fuck maybe im wrong
They should just hire modders to help improve the game or smt idk
Presumably the same way it worked in the original trilogy; a separate game mode.
Y'know, the thing we had back in the day before everything became a live-service battle-royale thing.
I didn’t play the OG games but like… are you gonna have quests or are you gonna have roles or what
Stalker 2 battle pass w anime waifu skins and gunskins
If it's like the trilogy's multiplayer no, it's gonna be super simple, old-school DM/TDM/CTF.
Yeah, NPCs still being there would be borderline a requirement, but ye. Open map, bunch of players, allow them to squad up and RP or fight one another as they do desire. Would be a very cool way of implementing some sort of faction wars system too as players could be the lions share of manpower
the only multiplayer stalker games should have is CO-OP.
Skif in a Waifu skin.
I won't lie, that actually does sound fun.
Some ppl heavily dislike the idea of coop for some reason
skif with a miku skin
Yeah I kinda want co-op with a separate side story that is sorta parallel to the main story but doesn’t actually interact
can't wait to pay 40 bux for that
Reason: Bad word usage
damn
💀
Get Wolf’d
YAH CO OP SUCKS LOSERS
U can pay 120 to get it maxed out day 1
W O L F ‘ D
I want co-op so I can be the grizzled, exoskeleton-clad veteran who leads my leather anorak-wearing friends around the Zone, teaching them the ropes.
Jack u can do better the bait is horid w this one
And Stalker pvp is a crap idea
Reason: Bad word usage
?
yeah well i think they dont know what they're talking about
Wolf is feeling feisty tonight isn't he?
I agree
Co-op… How would looting work? Share the same world?
I just want me and the boys freak out at night in pripyat
Kill ur friends for stealing ur loot
I just want a co-op side story that is parallel but doesn’t interact with the main story
Like… I’d have to trust my buddy to not leave me starving.
we need stalker l4d
you already have that
Again, like DayZ, loot respawns after players go a certain distance from the spawn point of it
4 player co op l4d in stalker 2
I’m going to Prypiat anyone want anything
in the steam community addons
Doesn't even need a story imo if it was just mission based and u survive in the zone that'd he good I feel like
Diamond Exo please
yah grab me a sprite
head of a monolithian
and some kit kats
Meh I’d want some small story
Its all been done before, but the Stalker universe is ripe for online survival. Randomized loot would be a requirement also tho
A F2K
Canned Dog food, please. And a bottle of water.
I feel like instead of story focused maybe add faction focused quest so you can alter the powers of the zone maybe 🤔
how bout some Honse pics
there is a full fledge l4d stalker co op mod
who pics?
but its not really that good
Honse
Yeah that’s what I mean, you can choose what faction you wanna align with
Yeah, a fistful of Mosin rounds and a Bloodsucker tentacle.. for.. reasons..
I really if I could beg for anything I’d beg for an actual Noon alignment in the main quest
the server would probably fall apart
That'd be so fun only bad part is imagine ur friends being ward and u being spark or smt lmao
I wouldn't be surprised
like a certain stalker anomaly multiplayer project but not a scam
I’d be noon everytime
I NEED IT
I am the glue holding this server together
Would you even be able to play as Monolith
Honse glue?
WHAT THE FRICK WHO REACTED THAT

RIP
I'd hope so honestly the lore Canon stuff wouldn't matter much for me at least in a separate coop mode
Got preggo man'd
do i be a simp and remove the reaction
Just let ppl pick factions and explore w friends 
lets take it to a poll
Miracles of the Zone.
nein
god I have to tell Nevis she has simps
Having a Monolithian doing Ward quests with a Noontider
Mercs 
Absolute cinema ngl
Bandits. (The only correct answer)
Degtyarev’s corps fr fr
Noontider and a Sparker
Give us as many factions as we can get 🗣️
That’s at least somewhat sensible

Lisan Al Gaib
Let me play as a mutant honestly lmao
get pregnant maned
Play as the Bloodsucker, in PvP. How Doom gives you Demons.
there will be new Honse pics tomorrow
two NEW mini Honses
Real Honse?
barn i use to go to often
I really like Fur, Fish & Game magazine. It's cozy to read.
Real Honse
lmfao
Snork gameplay when 
So expensive.
Dang.
20 snork vs 3 exoskeleton monolith
I just volunteer with them
Psi-dogs suck so much
he was like about the size of a big dog
I wanna see a real mini Honse.
Those will be banned from pvp 
Outdoorsman magazine, but everything is presented in the context of rural living/lifestyle, not as simply a sport.
hold on I’ll post one in the pets channel
Nae, simidah.
hows the game anyway, seems like i wont be able to play it in a while cuz of the optimization.
What rig do u have
they are literally just horses the size of a big dog
OH. MY. SHINING. ZONE
I'm on a 1660ti 6GB and I've been fine. Granted I have to play with everything on low, but I'm really not that bothered by that.
just trust me, it wont run it, not even an optimized-by-the-community version.
Buddy that looks like it’s the size of a chihuahua
its not that small i promise
ive seen one in real life
multiple in fact
THATS WHAT HE SAID
Alright, I need to see your specs.
FR
Prob best wait till the ue update then
IM OWNED
nevermind
IM TOTALLY R..... never mind
Sadness. I like staring at computer hardware.
Bro my 3070 laptop barley handled the game on all low lmao
Oh, the issue has since been resolved, but yesterday my church's lead pastor got his church email compromised.
Nooo
I WAS THE ONE WHO ......... AT SUPER SONIC SPEED
Led to me getting the sketchiest email ever from him. It was something like "Are you comfortable communicating via email regarding a sensitive matter?" or something along those lines.
I was like, "WTF does that mean?".
Thawn secretly gay
Barry? Is that an Archer reference?
No I do that's why he's gay
I do t have Honse. Just doggo.
I spoiled all your milk barry
IT WAS ME
I SPOILED YOUR MILK
sure
Alright, what are you referencing? I want to go watch it myself now.
Isn't it just an audio edit
Today we take a 15 second joke and see how far we can stretch it
Reverse Flash voiced by the astounding @GianniMatragrano
Artwork by Mr. Been There
https://twitter.com/mbeenthere?s=21&t=cQvz-nr9zYcpsKd6gT4fOg
Second channel: @Solidusjj
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I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A TJING
Ah, never seen that one.
tbh as far as i've seen in gameplay vids the graphics dont even go that far from a 2018 game, rdr2 for example, yet requires a literal nasa computer to run it at the highest settings.
i hope it gets better but eh, engine's fault or the developer's?
YouTube poop?
I thought he was talking abt the other one 
they just said today major engine upgrade is coming
So, Ward ending?
yah
I liked Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Does anyone rlly like the ward
probably not
we'll see how that goes
lobtomites
The Ward is means to an end, just the same way Ward sees the Zone
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
CORN!
and mol1t but he gets a pass

we love mol1t
Mol1t is a Ward simp?
new vegas
LOBOTOMITES
That sounds like corruption (joke)
“Yes, little Teddy Bear. Dala loves you.”
So who's Artemida? I don't think I've ever seen them go offline.
But what if u did
check her bio
That's because the faction was made up ex army, that first raided the zone, lost a lot of friends, and made up of survivors.
Yes, I'm aware of the origins of Duty and what their primary motivations are for their ideology and view(s) on the Zone.
she is primarily ua speaking
Think you could be right
Ah, poor DeathGuard is playing chat catchup.
so probably ua guys would have a better answer than me
Ah gotcha.
Why arent u there bro cmon jack 😢
?
Hate daisy as a character, hate the idea, that one of the experiments worked.
IMO, just a stupid character.
guys, if i ported some ww2 german weapons into the game and then cosplayed as a soldier of a certain country, which faction would go best for that.
You mean Dalin
shes a cm bro that would be insanely weird
Oh, she's another CM?
didn't know that oops
Cm?
Community Manager.
@worthy bane Duty has the colors
Or refuse to turn the network back on. The part with dish and instead destroy it for good, resulting in noontide not turning when SIRCAA...
Actually having choice that really makes a difference earlier in the game.
Did yall say that Jack should be there with a CM?
No unless that's what he thought I meant which wasn't what I meant
I love how GSC think we are dumb.... Roadmap Q3 Q4
ALIFE UPDATE
- more alife update (Okey? no details ?)
- npc cant see you in the dark (NOT ALIFE RELATED)
- NPC combat update (NOT ALIFE RELATED)
- Mutants combat & balance (NOT ALIFE RELATED)
GSC doesnt even know what is alife
that was what i thought
Also does Malachite suck?
lmfao
OOPSY
Jack you’re not in there?

(This is horrid)
bro......

But does Malachite suck?
this is insanely not cool
Yesnt
Is it worth going to malachite to get the falcon?
My bad I just like picking fun at people, don’t take it personally please
I think u can sell mutant loot for a good price or smt from a quest
im not don't worry
Gives me something to do whilst I down load stuff 😃
Tis cool
I’m quite literally only going to malachite to get the Falcon Armor and then I plan on leaving
Can we get a snow map for stalker 2 like a mountain or smt
Is there a trader in malachite?
Why does bro have beef 
They changed the voice actress for Birch and she doesn’t sell the merc heavy suit
I do enjoy that there are straight “filler” areas, in Stalker.
Please look at where Chornobyl is on a map
Idc 
Exploring go brrr
All jokes aside my data is so bad rn I can't
You need to get in with either 2000 coupons or the ward badge
NPC and general AI behavior absolutley play a role in A-Life.
There’s no mountains near Chornobyl
Lots of rivers
But if the zone is a thing I can absolutely have my mountain
Bro wants to play Skyrim with guns
You can get a Malachite pass from a side quest as well.
I have a keycard
Senses are a literal part of life.
NPCs that can’t see or hear are not lifelike.
It’s called Garbage
can i get a golf cart in the zone
You can find one on some zombies north of the bridge to Malachite
A Gator with an LMG mount on the back, for Richter.
Yeah, you need to head to Southwestern Ukraine if you want hills and stuff.
NO THATS NASTY
A golf cart in a Soviet city in a part of the world where golf was never played
Can we have a lava level?
Can we have a map where we go into Belarus
uh yes?
Cooling tower
Fair enough.
Nah, Bandits would be driving a Lada.
For what purpose, Master Chief?
Sounds like Florida. Namely, Pasco and Pinellas county.
Belarus makes nice carpets
can you make me a carpet
Skif needs some home decor now
See, if we had Floridian bandits, I'd think they'd be riding in a side-by-side.
102.3 REAL ZONE FM
With that new Ward-sponsored house of his.
Customize ur base
Floridian bandits would not last in the Zone.
But you’re still kinda right.
Correct they wouldn’t have enough meth to fuel them
I didn’t wanna say it out loud.
Let's just start shit-talking different parts of the US now. Something fun before I head to bed.
A Floridian bandit would try to literally put an artifact in a pipe, and smoke it.
Drug addict ≠ adventurer that’s why there’s so many bodies
Skooma is a helluva drug.
Or the key makes you jittery?
They adventured a little too hard and got stuck addicted to meth
Zone Skooma.
A Wisconsin/Minnesota stalker would spend all of their time hunting mutants and drinking beer.
Like those alcoholics in Garbage?
So… what normal stalkers do
That’s Freedom and they live in Rostok
Yes, but with a Northern Midwestern accent.
As an Argonian supremacist myself we should legalize all the animal people and their wares
YES.
Slavery is already banned in the empire
For sure.
“Oh, dontcha know, you cavalry guys ride horses into battle. Ya gotta ride a mOOse.
Hit a horse with a car, the horse dies. Hit a mOOse with a car, the car dies, dontcha know.”
The Argonians counter invaded oblivion, therefore they’re the coolest race
I love Freedom.
I can second that.
Is this not just Alberta
Degens from upcountry!
Imperials 🐊
Argonians 
My ex almost fiancée was from California
You gotta problem with Canada geese you gotta problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate!
“Ya want that in a pehper, or plastic beg?”
not worth.

Never get married is the best advice anyone has ever gave me
Better than being Duty.
Sounds like that person/those people were in a bad relationship or several.
I already hunt mutants. Duty is out of a job.
Every person who has told me to never get married has been divorced and older than 35
Some of us got married too young.
Your wrist not coping well though.
I won’t tell you to not be happy.
I’ll tell you to be smart about how you choose happiness.
With advancements in robots…
Guns make me happy
What the hell are you doing that you're getting repetitive stress injuries?
We need more guns in game
Handjolina Jolie, and Palmela HANDERSON have entered the chat.
Distribute some free literature.
I’ve never even touched a woman
I’ve been celibate for three years.
Make the bald man cry.
Freedom member huh
(I am trying to keep this lighthearted)
There are like 2 chicks in the Zone.
Can you blame them
I'll remind you that the dialogue about being attracted to mutants came from a Bandit.
120 strokes per minute.
There’s a mission, in Ghost Recon- Breakpoint, where one of the hostile NPCs was sent to therapy because he was sexually attracted to the Drones being used on us.
Seems kinda low
My grandma could type that fast on an old-school typewriter.
GFL player
Huh?
I actually know of a...adult content genre that that person would enjoy.
German Football League???
I hated those things... Especially when the keys clumped together.
But I do miss the sound of them though

VR?
I got to see a football game.
Germany vs Italy.
It was a huge deal.
Like 2016.
I was also in an FKK Club, so…
As in virtual reality? No.
Wasn’t paying attention.
The Japanese are way ahead...
7-2
It's called aeromorph, look it up at your own risk.
A German pornstar came to visit the club.
Jackie Lawless.
That's the lamest German pornstar name I've ever heard.
Prostitution is not an economy
That was Brazil that got spanked 7-2, in the World Cup no less... When it was in Brazil.
Until you got to touch her.
I look away… for 14 seconds.
Yall need an FKK Club in your life.
No thanks
Fair.
No thanks, I don't like venereal diseases.
I like not pissing needles
Exactly. Crabs are for beaches
Germans make you wrap it, though.
They take sex work very seriously.
America has poor misconceptions about sex work.
why are we talking about this?
Oh I'm sure I'd be pretty safe, I was just making a joke.
Nowhere is safe
I am so lost
The nature of conversation when there's no new content.
Football tangent. My bad. The Tism took hold.
I got hit with a flashback
Deep in the boredom
We’ve started talking about prostitution
I mean, we got the new roadmap, that was exciting.
To an encounter with a vampire
Germans continue to confuse and frighten me
I miss Germany, man.
What's the deal with the stereotype that Germans are into freaky shit in bed?
Hanseatic business practices and East Germany
They’re just more comfortable about sex.
A one-night stand with a German woman is an entirely different experience than with an American.
Not fussed about the road map personally...
But I was happy to see that they are updating the engine, and really hoping they take the opportunity to address some of the short cuts, that have seriously hindered the game development.
Kudos to them, if they do that.
Das a big word
Even before the war a big chunk of anti-Nazi activitists were just bisexual prostitutes with good pr
That engine update is going to be wonderful.
To be fair, the more comfortable about sex thing applies to all of Europe I believe.
Everywhere id been, yes.
I just hope it goes smoothly. An engine update is a huge undertaking.
Nothing else to do
Sure, the Mod Authors are gonna have some headaches.
So are we.
So is GSC.
But. Long term, Stalkers.
Long term.
Half of Europe is old and dying the other half has AIDS
Ig that’s better than Japan where just no one is having kids
Hell, if 5.6 turns out to not be a bunch of lies and marketing from Epic, then maybe GSC will consider an upgrade to that at some point in the future.
The price of cost of living.
They said 5.4.5, right? That’s still an improvement.
Iirc Japanese women also really really dont like Japanese men
Heh 5.45
5.5.4 if I remember correctly.
Click-clack, and fight back.
The Marine Corps genuinely gets so many conscripts on the basis of “we will send you to Japan so you can find a Japanese woman to get married to”
And I believe 5.5.4 is/was the most recent version of 5.5 prior to 5.6 being announced. Not sure if that version will see further updates or no.
Child birth is problem in almost all developed countries, not just Japan.
Financial stress is a major issue...
Yeah I know
Can we talk about something less depressing?
Meh it’ll balance itself out
sausages
I like sausage.
I’m happy that “engine upgrade” is even an option.
I bet you do 😄
freedom guy I assume?
A good proper Lincolnshire. Nom nom.
I mean...I'm bi and a furry so if I did have to join a faction, Freedom is probably the only one that would take me. Though, maybe the Ecologists/scientists would be okay too.
Side of beans, and some toast.
a proper fried English...
Noon would take you as long as you’re recovering from brainwashing
But I generally prefer the Loners. The actual factions have too many issues for me to see myself joining any of them.
The only requirement for Noon membership is being ex monolith from what I know
If Freedom changed leadership and got their shit together or if Clear Sky came back, those would probably be my first choices.
Always been a fan of the Ecologists/scientists too.
Hi, is there any indication when 1.6 will be released? Has 1.6 entered testing? From the recent roadmap it seems like 1.6 may still be someway away?
I was like 50/50 when choosing a faction. Was either gonna be Loners or Duty... Chose Duty coz I love the black and red colours
What is sparks actual existence about
No idea.
Spark seems closer to freedom.
I chose Noon cause Stalker 2 was my first stalker game and their badge looked the coolest along with their outfits
They formed from a group of Loners who were working closely with the Ecologists/scientists back in CoP. You actually aid in their formation if you do the questline correctly.
But they still weird me out.
I just like Richter.
Star is alright, and Scar weirds me out.
That is a fair reason to choose.
Uh no one really knows

anyone who does is probably under an NDA
Scar is batshit insane and a C-Con agent. Spark's willingness to go along with his craziness, plus their seeming embracing of his idea of the Shining Zone, leaves me in a place of never joining them.
THOSE are the Shining Zone guys?
I wasn’t gonna join spark…. Then the game killed off Noon
Yes.
I feel less bad about Star calling me a snitch, with the Warb Badge
I knew they rubbed me wrong.
I mean, Ward is bad too, but Spark isn't great either.
@GSC make a Noon path
I’m going Ward, first playthrough, just to not have to do that again.
Yeah, doesn't make sense to me, why would Malachite side with him... Scientists wouldn't follow a nutjob.
We know you had one set up and then you cut it for some reason. Just make a noon path
Do the Malachite folks actually side with him? I still have to head down to the old Clear Sky base.
Please I’ll give you my soul
Good thing you didn't actually ping them, that's a specific no-no of the sever.
I’m autistic not braindead
I think they are working together. And when as you tell Scar to sod off, they go hostile to you and close shop.
Don’t call me out, like that.
Appreciate the input, thanks
Isn't that a glitch?
The honest answer is: We don’t know, Comrade.
Not as far as I was aware.
What Batman
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT
Aight then.
Then, you’re obligated to make me look dumb twice
You’re just a discord mod you have no association with GSC
well lucky for you i don't actually know
But I could be wrong... But I didn't see it as a glitch though.
Dammit.

He probably has more direct contact with GSC than the rest of us plebs do.
So who runs the GSC account

You don’t just make yourself a Mod.
Someone has to elect you.
Right?
CSG
Election? This isn’t a democracy anymore bud
(True democracies haven’t existed since lobbying became a thing)
My bad. Semantics.
Anywayyyyyyyyy
You get picked
I remember people were pushing for me to become a mod here at one point.
in a long forgotton time i was chosen
“Chosen”
Sounds like something Handsome Jack would say.
Sounds like something Strelok would say
“You tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and maybe I’ll let you live.”
Oh my God, I'm only just now remembering that Handome Jack is a character from Borderlands.
simp out or nah
5
5
2
nah don't thats lame
And he’s actually really ugly under the mask
My favorite line from him and it’s in like the first 20 minutes
Handsome Jack had the gnarliest lines.
Better than Claptrap that's for sure.
“Blake! Where’s a bloody violin?!?!”
Claptrap is just annoying and they put him in every game for no legitimate reason
Fire that little shit into the sun.
Claptrap wore off, as a novelty, after the first game.
Sex and robot communist jokes
Robot communist jokes? I'm pretty sure Futurama did that first.
I prefer fighting claptrap’s to fighting zombies and flying atlas drones
He also has tape over his anus
That Zombie Island was funny as hell.
Sad place, but funny.
They even tried to make a whole Easter egg hunt in BL3 by finding the scrapped claptrap’s
I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass.
Dr. “Zed”
A chore to navigate even with fire weapons
Please take this annoying little trash bin out of the game
ill pay you to kill your self
I dropped Borderlands a long time ago. Game got boring to me very quickly.
“IM GONNA BE RICH”
“Enjoy your nothing, idiot.”
I was always a Revolver guy.
Borderlands revolvers made me feel some kind of way.
Butt Stallion
Six bullets
They never changed the game formula
I got bored of it in BL 1.
16 bullets
Cause the entire game is a meh story hidden under toilet and boob jokes with a lot of explosions
Reason: Bad word usage
In a 6 cylinder gun. More than enough to kill anything that moves.
I beat the main campaign and then started Zombie Island and was like "Wow, this is freaking boring.".
W O LF ‘ D
Fair.
They’re all very tedious the last one just has a lot of driving instead
Meanwhile I find SnowRunner fun and engaging.
imbr when i grew up i kinda realized i didn't like borderlands
like i tried going back to it a few times in my 20s and im like
I like turning on the wall turrets in the claptrap robolution DLC
why did i ever like this
Hold on, when you grew up? How old are you Jack?
22
It really was a chore to play.
WTF? I'm older than one of the senior mods?
I’m 33
I turn 29 in December.
I played 2 first but 1 was a lot more fun when people actually played on the 360
Shucks.
No game is fun like that anymore and even then I feel like I wasted time
I miss when Destiny didn’t suck.
Destiny 1.
True
You're a...Core Millennial I believe? Maybe just on the border of Young Millennial?
I’m 24 and I like to think of myself as a mini millennial
Born in ‘91. I couldn’t honestly tell you what that makes me.
A minilennial if you will
Zillennial is the name you're looking for.
Hush boomer
Millennial.
Fair.
24 is Gen-Z/Zoomer, though definitely on the elder side of the generation.
That would be...1998 I believe?
I posted a photo in pets.
That was me, 2013.
I was 21
Yeah, Gen Z cutoff is late 90’s
“We grant you a seat on the council, but we do not grant you the title of 90’s Baby”
Mace Windu
Being born in the 90s would be a 90s baby though. Late 90s wouldn't be a 90s kid however.
Right? Born in ‘97? What were the 90’s to you, popping in a diaper?
Pffft!
At least from every source I've been able to find, for Millennials and Gen-Z it's:
Millennials: 1981-1996
Gen-Z: 1997-2012
That’s what I found.
If Google is to be trusted.
look man they made all the coolest cars in the 90s
i missed out
joined the game too late to buy them off random shmucks for basically nothing
RNG, man.
I mean that's what Wikipedia says, and it draws from several sources for that.
Fair.
Pew Research Center and the US Census Bureau are two that I remember.
I just know I feel old, and most kids are comfortable calling me old.
I embrace it.
I had to tell some Zoomers at work what plasma TVs were. Now that made me feel old.
I’m disabled, to boot. So like. Yeah.
I’m an old fart.
Get off my lawn.
Plasma was such a craze.
Can I sit next to you on your porch and also yell at the children? I'll bring a case of beer.
Yeah, man. Wheat beer, please.
Any particular brand?
A nice, cold Hefeweizen
American? Shock top or blue moon.
But German. Preferably.
Bottle or can?
Whatever is easiest for your old bones to carry.
Oh crumbs, me hip.
😂
Adulthood is when you rewatch Spongebob and relate more to Squidward than anyone else.
Now. I’m gonna go make this sprint to Cooling Towers.
I have a rifle to salvage.
And I need to head to bed.
Good night. Stalker.
If they’re reworking the stamina, I better hope I can still bhop or I’ll move to Metro
Think so
if they do remove it someone will prob make a mod for it even then idk why u would want to move to metro since they are two different games imo but u do u
So, I’m in Cordon, looking for an AK named “Special”?
Where is that, again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87mMaSbD1OM is it this
I mean im special if that helps
Commit murder
Done.
Very good
Who are we murdering?
Some guy, for an AK
Fair
GSC cooking with the announcement 🔥
I somehow beat other games with the cursed Audhd mentality
You probably got the “I won’t stop until its done kind”
not with this game lol
or atomfall
or fallout 3
I like it
I remember it being like a 2.2 on xbox
minus the limited inventory
Managed to bhop in metro
I still haven’t beaten uhhhh pokemon scarlet on the Nintendo switch
aight time for bed
I have been beating halo games recently tho
I’ve beaten ODST, Reach, CE, and Halo 2 CE
Wait, not Halo 2
I’m like halfway
why beat game if have fun doing side quests
No side quests in halo except terminals
I haven’t played halo in years lol
I just got into it, like a month ago
I do enjoy them hidden cats games sometimes
I beat ODST and got halfway through reach in 1 day
I wanna get the master chief collection but I am saving my money rn
I’m guessing you’re on pc
I relate to that.
Once I get close enough.. Finishing just feels like… Not fun.
PC with some games on the Xbox One
the Xbox has FO3, atomfall and cookie clicker
It confuses me when PC folks say their machines can’t run this game.
Lol.
I’m on xbox but I use keyboard and mouse
Cookie clicker is on xbox?
couldn’t be bothered to get fallout 3 for PC bc of all the mods I’d have to download just to get it running
I’m too afraid.
I used to play Destiny 2, a lot.
They don’t allow that.
Straight banned.
I don’t know which games are and aren’t cool with that.
yea far less achievements tho
I won’t get Atomfall.
Stalker is enough Eurojank for me.
I got it cause I thought it seemed interesting
like fallout survival mixed with stalker
The first game I ever beat I think was metro exodus
I haven’t beaten the metro games they’re just in my steam library
First game I ever “beat” was Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance, and other previous Pokemon games.
I gave up on Metro.
The moment I saw those spiders.
As an arachnophobe… Hell no.
Even the Doom 3 spiders had me all effed up.
The spider were so annoying to kill
Kill?
You looked at them long enough?
I cried, and shut my console down.
I’m only ever scared of spiders, the dark (where spiders live), and rollercoasters.
I chased them
Oh, women, and flying. Airplanes mess me up.
They chased me. Right out of the game.
It’s a joke.
They don’t.
One must first learn to laugh at themselves, before others.
Awww.
I sided with Ward, so I don’t have Northern Checkpoint Key.
I can’t just run to Cooling Towers for my Dnipro.
Who the hell is Colonel Korshunov?
You sided with ward?
Hopefully he’s somewhat as chill as Zotov.
For an “officer”, he wasn’t a total dick.
Only for my first playthrough.
To get the guilty feeling out of the way.
I’m very much ACAB, and that applies to Ward.
I see the ward as I see the NCR
Skif’s only real goal is getting a new home.
Ward facilitates that.
I spent 6yrs as an MP.
I used to be The Boot ™️
I, now, despise authoritarian figures.
My brother is an mp
The NCR was just. Means to and end, for me.
I stayed neutral with them, to keep Boone.
But I still chose myself/New Vegas on the end.
I’m so sorry. 😛
Where’s he stationed?
I’m going to his graduation rn
Its all the way down in Missouri
Ohhh, he just made it out of OSUT?
Nice. Well, Active? Reserve? Guard?
His next 5 years are gonna be wild
Reserve
Oh, then maybe not 5 years.
I don’t know how Reserve component works, anymore.
Normal Active MPs get minimum 5yrs.
Back when I was on, at least.
I’m outdated.
Was a cop (military), now I do not like cops.
But! The Ward offered to pay my mortgage.
I’m down.
Plus, Skif was a Marine.
Makes “sense” he would feel comfortable around the Ward.
To me, at least.
Halo 3 ODST would like to have a talk
will just have to keep waiting for more content i guess
Yo, this Ward path is kinda funny.
“He’s at the Depot. Ask your questions, then we assault the place.”
Lets cross some things before we go STRAIGHT to shooting
Bro had me go execute his own bro.
For ditching him.
Hell yeah.
“Dude shot me in the leg, and left me for the Ward. Hunt his ass.”
You betcha! I hate betrayers.
I felt bad for the monolith after noontide but when i got to pripyat i didnt feel bad anymore
Don’t the Nooners not get a choice, in being re-brainwashed?
I can’t blame them. Nooners just wanted to be good boys.
However, I abhor thinking of it as “mercy” killing.
I don’t feel bad for Monolithians, though.
If they’re anything like Faust…
The only decent Mono I’ve met is the guy who saved Mastiff, in Lesser Zone.
their brains are programmed that way
Like Star Wars clones?
I haven’t beaten the game. I met Noontide once, and restarted.
I’m picking Ward, for my first run.
These dudes are hilarious.
(From a “I used to be military, and this shit cracks me up” kinda way) I personally hate the Ward.
But… I wanna see the endings. I gotta see em.
“We are good for the Zone!”
-Korshunov
Yeah buddy. Sure.
Just gimme some sweet hardware, and lemme do what I want.
Still can’t sleep, though. Baby sitting, tomorrow, is going to suck.
I love how it says Wolf-Bot plays Stalker.
So, wonder how they will be reworking stamina & energy drinks?
maybe something like trilogy?
never played the trilogy, so how was it in that?
I always felt like bottled water was underpowered.
More time you spend playing the Ward path the more you will end up liking Korshunov
Who?
Papa Korshunov
He is very based, it has to be said
the Colonel
So, if you make your way to Chemical Plant/Garbage, and meet Korshunov, he tells you to go interview a Bandit.
That bandit tells you to go hunt the guy that left him for dead.
And yeah, he is rough at first, but overall gotta respect the guy, same for zotov (his second in command if memory serves)
Korsh betrayed someone?
In some anomaly field of bubbles, and helicopters.
Oh.
THAT GUY.
No no.
They captured a Bandit.
I just assualted the base and kill the dude rather than talk to him 😄
He kept one shotting me even when I tried sneaking up on him.
The Bandit gives you info about Chornozem, if you smoke the Bandit that betrayed him.
I know your Pain from my first playthrough
How could I smoke the bandit when-
BANG
Shot to death.
Korshunov literally sounds like the only Officer I’ve ever met that doesn’t just sound like an asshat.
fun fact, if you help him than kill his guards you skip straight to diode
For a pig, Korshunov doesn’t entirely suck.
Really?
I’m already sneaking into the Depot.
Later on you see just how much he dislikes his employer too 😄
yeah, even is one of the rarest achievements
Increably so
"to the victor goes the spoils" had me proper belly laugh 😄
I’m modded. No Cookie Points for me.
The colonel is a good man in my books, he means well for his men & such
even the certain squad
As far as officers go, yeah.
which makes me wonder
Good dude wrapped up in some bad shit type of deal, which is more than can be said for most of the characters
How is Dubny Strider's second in command?
The stunt he pulls at the waste management site is really something innit
I still don't understand that in three playthroughs of Stalker 2
can't find the gif for the m1911
Lore accurate Certain Squad:
Ngl, for a long while, I wanted to shoot Dubny because of the processing station till recently. It sounded like Hog went, ‘Bonus points’.
Where’s Varan that I hear so much about.
Just made it to Slag Heap, and picked up my Guardian of Freedom Suit.
I wanna get the quest to go turn that Duty guy (Roosevelt?) into chunks.
Diode can’t upgrade my SPAS?
Idiot.
I found a Soul?
What the hell?
Didn’t even notice that.
Varan wants you to kill his two rival Kingpins.
After you do that, his reward is he tries to kill you.
Whatever. Eff these Garbage dudes. I’m running for Dnipro.
Nice, try find a compas
So… Could I technically just go wipe them all?
Was ist das?
I’ve never seen or heard of it.
I only have Weird Ball and Rat King.
I don’t Artifact hunt very often.
You will. Thats your main money maker later on.
Legendary artifact
One Kingpin is supported by Freedom. The other by Duty.
They aren't the real problem. Varan is the real problem.
I like Freedom.
I know where Commissary is.
I’ll spare the Freedom guy.
I can also go crush those Brood guys?
I’m just looking for loots/Koupons to repair this rifle I’m about to pick up.
Just blew what I had on upgrading my PSZ-5V, and Facehugger.
The freedom guy is infinitely worse
Really? Well… “Kingpin” sounds pretty damning.
Have you played trilogy before?
Freedom or not.
I have not. This is my first Stalker, and still haven’t beaten it.
Roosevelt is more like a merc then a bandit
Shah is a raging psychopath who threatens to carve snowflakes out of the eyelids of one of his own men
Oh, you should play trilogy, that will make more sense to understand whole lore of the game
Yeah, I hear that a lot.
Thanks.
Daaang Garbage is kinda huge.
Yay, Sprinting Simulator
Varan is the big authority figure in Garbage.
He just wants to use you as a boot in his dirty work.
Where is he? Cause he sounds like he needs ventilation.
I see “south of slag heap”
But that’s a few different complexes.
Directly south of the Slag Heap.
Go out the west gate to the road
and take it all the way south to his base.
All his men will give threatening dialogue to you.
I can just smoke them, without working for Varan? Or can I grab Koupons from him before I turn on his ass?
Thank you.
Talk to him first and see what he says, and then you can decide what feels right.
Bet.
It's the big three story building with towers and a walled compound all around it.
Talk to all his men, poke around the base looting everything and talk to Varan last.
Hell yeah.
That’s the ticket.
Yeah, I would love to see that if it ends up being as said. 5.5 should fix about major problems of the engine that got us toast all these months. I believe we will see not just more fps and better stability, but also better visuals, better post-processing, and ofc potentially more room for growth in terms of render capabilities 
Duty Vs Freedom isn’t real. Spare urself from its ideologies😂
I hear Duty is just a meme, anyway.
But more importantly… How do I get on top of this Cooling Tower? This place is freaky.
Oh.
That’s a big ass ladder.
utilizing a specific anomaly and a series of ladders and scaffolding
This fire tornado is kinda pretty.
It is. Cool concept but not the ideal faction to follow if you love the zone. Freedoms the way to go otherwise. But I think it’s best to say away from both😂
I’m just hoping 5.5 will free me from the curse of medium settings
Yeah it’s wild lol
What a shit thing.
Is that always going to happen?
Were you guys just hazing me?
Nah just sometimes. Just a poorly optimized area
Ahhh.
That was my first crash, on Series S.
Dang.
How PCs have issues is beyond me.
Oh damn I’m surprised you’ve been able to run the game this much on series S. That thing does not have nearly enough Ram and overheats
The S runs it fine IF you don’t play for over like 5 hours lol
That’s good. Much needed for the s
Which id assume he does
Can’t wait till Xbox releases the new console with steam support shi gonna go crazy
I remember this. It was the in the Orange Box Collection
-reloads save, eats emissions
Same with tf2
You reckon that’s gonna enable console mods?
Wait I’m thinking of half life. Csgo had its own thing
Oh for sure. It’s basically a pc with the name xbox on it
Gonna be sick if it does have the ability to mod games
Like actually gonna be such a huge thing
For sure. I’m so glad Microsoft and Steam are finally coming together to make Xbox consoles better🔥
Hello everynyan!!!
Shoot em from a distance. Their heads are 1 shot most the time
They don’t stop spawning. I’ve been trapped in this spot for five minutes.
The emission is already over.
Finally.
I kinda wish the guns weren’t tiered in this game. Just doesn’t really make sense
Absolute dogshit.
Can’t get up the tower. Game always crashes.
I’m convinced this is a troll.
Yeah. They did that to create a balance but in reality just ruined the play-style
I mean it doesn’t even really create balance. All it does is make half the guns feel useless and just obsolete
By the time you find one, it’s worthless
Looking at you, SOFMOD
Exactly. It’s pretty disappointing
Which is the Better Ballistic mod is a must right now
Only downside is enemies do a shi ton of damage with it on
I like that mod but with the current state of the ai it also kinda ruins the game imo. Getting detected like 30-40m away and having an ai do a 180 and snap onto you then proceed to two tap is a little absurd
Reason: Bad word usage

Fr. They mis like 1-2 bullets an entire mag. An absolute headache. Especially when a lot of fights are close quarters with how they’ve set up the spawns just makes the game a living nightmare
Is there a way to remove mods from my save? Like say I have better ballistics for example (can’t think of another mod lol) and then at some point decide I don’t like it and remove it how would I go about that? Whenever I’ve tried removing a mod it says something about me not having it and makes me reinstall it
Yeah dude.
Are you guys hazing me with this Dnipro joke?
I’m not sure I have 2 separate load files. One modded and one vanilla
The combat rebalanced mods make that a bit better especially when paired with better ballistics but it’s still not a perfect fix
Cause this shit sucks.
Hold on are you saying the dnipro sucks???
Skill issue ig?
Nah I like the Dni pro. I use it on my vanilla playthrough
Dnipro is amazing
No. I’m saying I can’t get to the top of the effing tower, this joke sucks.
What tower man
There’s nothing up here but crashing and sadness.
Cooling Tower
The tower a dnipro is on top of
That shit ain’t there.
Ohhhh
Oh you haven’t made it pass the crash?
No. Not effing once.
Cooling tower is brutal
It’s there you just gotta make it up there and look around a bit
I’m literally convinced you guys have me chasing some inside joke.
Damn I didn’t know it was that bad on series s
Haha. Yeah.
When 1.9.3 comes out, maybe.
Its a series s
Series s sucks lmao
This is why I recommend sticking to the internet
Good for its price but obviously has its flaws😂
I dont think its good for the price at all lmao, it cannot run for shit.
It’s like $250 and can run heavily modded arma reforger and quite a few other very demanding games.
Oh it can. It only starts to shut down when it comes to unreal engine 5 and prolonged periods of gaming on bigger games
Most UE5 games are janky on this console.
Namely that Starship Troopers game.
Now THAT is Eurojank.
Me turning the series s into a bomb because i loaded up bg3 act 3
Yeah developers are still learning the engine lol
Bg3 struggles on console period
That game is jank in general
OWI screwed the pooch on that ST: Extermination game.
Bg3 struggles regardless lmao
It was perfectly fine for me? Both modded and vanilla
Real. I’ve seen it has crazy memory issues on pc for most people
I remember when it launched it was disaster when you got to act 3
There was definitely a noticeable performance change but it was still relatively good
I never made it further than Act 2.
I was able to get through a few playthroughs but it definitely struggled in the city
And then ps5 version came out and you literally could not beat the game for awhile
Ur missing out dawg
You NEED to finish the game
It’s actually so amazing
I mean maybe.
When I finish Syalker.
I need a cigarette. This crashing is getting to me.
Stalker is torture rn. It needs more time in the oven 😂
I loved the game.
I had a Hua Mulan build going on.
A Dex based fighter, really “Rogue Plus”
It needs a LOT more time in the oven
This game ain’t even finished being prepared for the oven yet
But it’s still fun so
They served us raw meat and now I have salmonella😔
Someone didn’t measure the butter, eggs, sugar, and flower.
Salmonella and a need to play more stalker 🥲
Tapeworm?
It’s fun because they cooked with the environment and most the story. But everything else leaves you wanting more
I really do hope this crash subsides. I’d really hate having run all the way up north for no damn reason.
The point of no return for the ward ending genuinely had me feeling a type of way but the gameplay leading up to it and during it left much to be desired
Anywhere else I can just snag a Dnipro?
Hopefully them switching to this newer version of UE5 will help
Absolutely. Look up some locations
I’ve never been so eager for an engine swap, in my life.
The vendor at yantar (?) sells it
Sadly yeah. But they’ve said there will be expansion in the future to tie up loose ends
Which region is Yantar? I don’t think I’ve discovered it, yet. None of the places have names. From Garbage, where do I go?
Yaniv sorry. Basically straight north of the red forest (giant red area)
Yantar is below the burnt forest tho
So, just a little west.
North west-ish.
The merchant location should be visible on the map. He’s at the train station looking part in like the middle of the region
I tagged you in a named map @hallow shadow #💬┃en_offtop
Is pretty the right word
?
Thank you.
Beautiful?
Damn I had my locations all messed up lmao. Been awhile
Possibly 
Cause it’s a haunted kind of pretty.
I'd say majestic 
Cool.
I’ll let myself get one more crash in, before I give up on that BS.
I stood there Oooh’ing and Ahhh’ing until an emission spiked.
Then, hid in a train car being continually assailed by zombies.
Cooling Towers is hell. Confirmed.
I jumped in it and got turned into a crispy patato chip
The intrusive thoughts almost got me, too.
Some of that stuff in there looks like I can climb on it.
Did you meet the old man, valerian 
Yeah, he told me his dudes got wiped.
Yeah, the zombies are there for his event
But the second time, (crashed) he didn’t show up after the zombies died and emission left.
Fighting those zombies, stuffed in the corner of that train car was silly.
Especially when they shoot more accurately than Halo Flood.
There were like 20 of them.
And that “headshot only” stuff has to go.
That’s when you whip out the glutton and go ham
They get back up.
I miss the flood
No point in letting loose.
Not when you spray 500 rounds of 7.62 into em
I slapped AP rounds in to my AK, swapped to Semi, and began plinking.
I have the Skif’s Slightly Buffed Pistol mod.
Anything I tag, once, dies.
They still get back up, unless it’s a headshot.
Nuh uh
No LMG is going to help me.
It’s not a SAW. But I see what you mean.
Start cranking 90s
Still. Zombies require precision.
Who needs accuracy when you can spray 7.62 and eventually get a headshot
“You don’t need a better gun, you just need to shoot more boolets”
-Marcus Munitions, Borderlands
Gsc must have been listening to me and my thousand of requests for stalker 2 on ps 5 bc i just learned its coming to ps im so hyppped
Out here chainsmoking, not wanting to crash on that Tower, again.
Welcome to the club brotha. Big hyped for yall
The more, the merrier.
Guh. Wasted trip.
ALL THOSE MED KITS
What hapen
At least I’m now saved right in front of the teleporter anomaly.
Zombies being able to pixel peek me.
They sweating. Fully locked in
That’s what happened.
It was such a “welcome to the rice paddies” moment.
Bro’s angle peeking 💀
Drone em out and give callouts
For real, I was fighting Siege Operators.
I’m a counter strike enjoyer
“Vigil, is that you?”
“You’ve cheeki’d your last Breeki, Skif”
Hell yeah😂
Bro got clipped and put in a montage by a zombie
😂
Someone actually has a clip like that, on Twitch.
Playing Destiny 2
“I domed a lvl 5 Mewtwo”
Utter pain in my soul.
Lmao destiny 2 is hot dogshit
I completed everything in that game and I regret it. It used to be great when it first came out tho
I only ever play for the occasional PvP events. The story is just… Too damn far fetched now.
Yeah I get that. Iron banner and curse of Osiris used to be amazing.

