#☢┃stalker-general
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“The Courier was manufactured by Toyo Kogyo (Mazda), and imported and sold by Ford Motor Company as a response to the unforeseen popularity of the small Toyota and Nissan (Datsun) pickups among young buyers in the Western states.”
My mom recently got a Mercedes GLS 450, and like. She says “can you help with oil and stuff”?
Mother. No.
you need to change the oil every 3k miles
complete with filter
like an rx8
funny enough it takes rx8 oil filters

Ugh. That sounds like a chore.
Like need to change?
they burn oil
I need this gun
goofy ah gimick gun
but there is a famous saying when buying stis
We’re just reinventing the C96 Broomhandle Mauser now
if the owner says it doesn't burn oil run away
Exactly. Fkn love this kinda shit 🤣
c96 is cool though and it had a detachable mag in certain models
Yeah the base one didn’t
Like the original, I know the automatic ones had detachable mags
when we getting that in stalker 2
we got the apsb
Something about heavy capacity clip loaded guns itches a certain spot for me
If you want a full auto 9mm just get the Beretta 93R or whatever
I get it’s not full auto but it’s 3rd burst so it’s just as good
thats what they did in stalker 2 made the apsb burst
That’s not correct
I think it was more made for being in a pinch no?
Honestly just add in the CZ51 Scorpion
well they are suppose to have a stock
to make them slightly more contrable
It was made for tank crews but just about every gun made for tank crews are either garbage or garbage
Besides the Tanker M1 Garand that thing is cool
pretty sure the apsb was spec ops pistol
It’s based off the Stetchkin APS which is a tankers gun
This would make sense. I’ve seen some reliable auto pistols with a kit attached ofc
“It was introduced into service in 1951 for use by artillery and mortar crews, tank crews and aircraft personnel, for whom a cumbersome assault rifle was deemed unnecessary, and saw service in a number of wars including the Vietnam War, Russo-Ukrainian War and Syrian Civil War.”
oh
im thinking of the APB
"During the Soviet–Afghan War, the APB was used by Soviet Spetsnaz team leaders as an extra weapon; they usually carried on a sling with the suppressor and stock mounted. It was used by radio operators and even by some heavy gun crews.[3] Special forces units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs (MVD) such as the OMON and the SOBR have also used the pistol."
Yeah but that’s not the one in stalker
Idk why they call it the APSB
I mean you can put a suppressor on the one in stalker so I guess that’s why but idk
would have made more sense to just make it that APB
then you could give it the folding wire stock
The folding wire stock doesn’t look as cool though
well sure but
What is the difference between an expansion and dlc for this game?
Reason: Bad word usage
Wolf’d
I wanna use the grease gun in stalker. That thing is so (garbage) I love it
wouldn't really make sense
its a rare collectors item
it has no place in the zone imo
Idk… I think they still use the grease gun in the Middle East
For sure
how can that be if its such a highly sought after collectors item
Hell yeah brother 😂
It's so over isn't it 💀
maybe im thinking of the m3 vs m3a1
Why do you think they’re so sought after half the ones we had in ww2 got sent to random nations afterwards and now they’re just being used for no reason
Go to the wiki page for the M3 Grease Gun and look at how extensive the conflict list is
It was used in the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan
Gulf War
Afghanistan war, Iraq War
Syrian Civil War
It’s insane
The reason it’s used is cause it’s easy to use… literally just an angry tube
And it’s so damn cheap
I’m pretty sure the Sten gun is the same way cause it’s an angry tube
It’d have to be rare
most of the odd weapons id wanna see would need to be tied to a quest
and be the only one in the entire game
I mean sure some winter war vets might’ve brought some home to Ukraine with them but I’m sure they wouldnt just be laying around
like to get the m1895 you'd need to complete a bunch of hunting quests and then as a final reward he'd give it to you
Definitely not lol
Also fun fact Suomi KP/31 literally translates to “Finland Machine Pistol 31”
I still don’t know how to feel about them adding the mosin to the game
I love the mosin but…. Really? You gave me a mosin
i don't really like it either imo
Vets bring back all kinda shit lol
Based
but its one of the most mass produced gun in all of history
Like I LOVE the mosin it is maybe my favorite bolt action of all time
so the idea of it being in the zone is basically a certainty
I was saying definitely not to it not being lying around
But why would I choose a mosin when theres a SVD laying right there
Ah nvm
cheaper

You can get a SVD like 20 minutes in the game
Svd only uses a specific ammo iirc
Thanks to our boy Strider❤️
another fun one would be an AVT 40
I would be a fan of the SVT yeah
SVT with rare unique variant being the AVT
You know it’s only the AVT in Tarkov right
wack
They didn’t actually make automatic SVTs
Honestly it doesn’t make much sense to add the SVT though
It’s basically just a bigger SKS and they made less of them
Still would be cool to have one
There’s like 10x that of SKS
Nah the SVD if anything is the SVT but made into a sniper
The SKS is just a semi auto ak if anything
the svt even compared to other semi autos of similiar style
was not really that impressive
Cause it was made by Soviet Russia while it was being invaded
From what I know about it it’s better than the G43 but worse than the Garand
The G43 had issues
The only thing better that the SVT and G43 has going for it is detachable box mags
And they were both 10rnd detachable box mags
though the 8 round enblock clips were not that big of a down grade
compared to the common stripper clips of the era
The Garand did have the 8rnd En Block but that’s chill cause at least the rifle worked more than half the time
like if you were reloading a 10 round box mag from 2 5 round stripper clips
Well I’m pretty sure it evened out cause Germans and Russians were only gave like 2 mags and then the rest of their ammo was in stripper clips
the en block clip would reload way faster
(Which is never shown in WW2 games)
And even then the mass majority of Germans were still using Kar98s
And Russians were using Mosins
yah
thats the one major difference
usa came in with no standard bolt actions
ever man got a semi auto
The only people using bolt actions were designated snipers
And even then I’m pretty sure some of them were just gave Garands with scopes
marines had the m1903 with that crazy 8x
Literally just a fat tube on top of the gun
Yeah
was first of its kind to be fair
does anyone know how to get mod.io mod subscriptions to work? I subscribed to them but they arent loading in my game
are you on steam
yup! i believe i linked it but cant figure out how to verify
Imagine having to snipe with what we would consider a midrange combat sight today, literally just a ACOG sight
Which it is a mosin you’re not really gonna be too too accurate
huh thought it was missing some but ill double check. originally did want to do it this way
at best you had the PEM which had a slightly higher magnification
It was only 3.87x
So you get a whole .37x
Ooo when you go to the wiki page for the PEM sight it pulls up a picture of Vasily Zaitsev with it
Cool
Yeah it actually fits the rifle instead of having a tube that’s like 3 inches long
(Post a picture of a mosin with the PU)
I feel like if you have a good cheek well on the rifle you wouldn’t even see through the scope
It’s bad that the “best” Mosin made was made by the fins
I want a M39 SAKO Mosin so bad
we are talking about guns in stalker 2 bro get real
Why is big brother eating ruffles
uhuh
why not
imo the mosin is not really that cool of a bolt action
straight pull bolt models from the austrians are cooler
Can you take the scope off of the mosin in Stalker or is it just eternally scoped
The Ross MKIII is cool it’s straight pull
The Winchester Lee-Navy rifle is also cool, it’s an American straight-pull rifle
Lemme find the video
I forgot imbeds don’t work
It was loosely adopted by the Navy and the Marines during the Spanish-American war
anything that uses some weird one off caliber doesn't really belong in stalker 2 imo
Oh no I’m not saying it belongs
I’m just saying it’s a cool rifle that I wish was more prevalent cause I’m a nerd and I want one
I could buy one right now from Rock Island Auctions… if I wanted to take out a loan for 30,000 dollars
and an ammo you'd have to make your self it looks like
To be fair the one they’re selling was recovered from the USS Maine from the bottom of Havana Harbor so
how is it not totally destroyed?
It’s more of a collectors item than anything
Uh… American engineering or something
Apparently the Lee Navy was a weird rifle
I’ll try to find the video of it functioning it doesn’t look like it would function the way it does
its not a true straight pull bolt
It is
It just pulls at a weird angle instead of straight back
Imagine a straight pull mosin
You can put a scope mount on it for a 1x red dot, but that's it 😁
Who at GSC made this decision… I want them to regret it
In the stock game, pretty sure iron sights is a mod
they literally showed the gun off
I don’t know why I care cause last I checked I have like 300 762x54r stockpiled cause I don’t use long range
With no rail mounts
🤷♂️
theres no point in sniping
when you can only see 100m away
YOU WILL ENJOY 100M BUBBLE
Adds snipers… makes skif blind to everything further than 100m
like its not as bad as it seems you can still snipe with in 100m but
it would be a lot more fun if you could actually climb up on some giant tower
and kill some guy 500m away
hmmm
The Nagant revolver
So?
The Tokarev would be cool to have but it also uses a special ammo
The MP7 would be cool but it’s a special ammo
P90 would be cool but it’s a special ammo
because they added the ammo type then removed it
because they didn't actually add a single gun that used it
except a single ammo conversion
7.62x39 isn’t in the game anymore?
from all ive heard reported no
Cause you can still convert the Dnipro to 7.62x39 but if the ammo isn’t in the game then
that’s not…
That’s not how that works…
They could just take one of the two AK74s and change it to 7.62
There’s no reason we have a AKS-74U and a AKS-74
Just change the AKS-74 to a AKM and make it shoot 7.62x39
And then add back the Dnipro conversion
i think they should just look at whats out there and pick basically anything
it wouldn't even matter much to me what it was
just anything unique at all
That way you have baby Ak shooting 5.45, AKM in 7.62x39
That’s kinda the problem
The only real guns that shoot 7.62x39 are aks
Or guns derived from the AK, I mean they could add in a galil I guess but why is there a IWI Galil in Ukraine?
i think they could easily just add more conversions
give the groz a 7.62x39 conversion
I forgot the Groza was in the game
could add the Beryl M762
Doesn’t she groza shoot 7.62 irl anyway
uh
So an AK
It shoots 9x39
and its in pubg
It’d make more since to just have an AKM
just add the AK-12
It could be the opposite of the Fharod
What’s the Fharod based on anyway
Sorry Kharod (I don’t use the gun)
Oh it’s based off of the IWI Carmel
I guess a Galil isn’t that far out there we have the IWI Carmel and the IWI Tavor in the game
yah i guess 7.62x39 is kinda not that important
like i know it was orginally gonna be for the cut rpk
I don’t see why we have two AK74s
They coulda just done what I said and make one of them either a AK47 or a AKM
i mean i agree
Where can I upgrade the Dnipro btw?
Harpy? In Yaniv?
This is what I get for being scummy and getting an end game weapon when I was only like 2hrs deep
oh actually
you can't anyways
the upgrade requires a blue print
which is located in pripyat
unless you do pripyat early
fair
You don't have to just ignore it
I’m far away from going to Pripyat anyway
I just made it into Sircaa
Still angers me that Skif’s pistol is better than the special variant of the USP
What’s your opinion on the SVS and the VSS?
i think as they are in game
they aren't that good
I wish that the 9x39 guns we’re better
i mean they should be
Id honestly use the SVS over the Dnipro if they were better
I just run Better Ballistics.. I cannot wrap my head around the progress-gated damage, that still never actually competes with what the enemies can do to Skif.
9x39 was literally made by the Russians to be an armor piercing supressable caliber
9x39 is a formidable round. Yes.
That’s its entire purpose and in Stalker it just feels like I’m throwing pebbles at them
But so is 5.45. It’s not exactly bad.
Why the 416/G36 are on the lowest rung of viability is mindblowing.
Yeah I cannot use the 416 or G36 in game
It feels like I’m just blowing on the enemies
Even Better Ballistics has it right.
Clusterfunk drops as .308.
STOCK
the g36 sadly lacks an unique variant which made me never want to use it
That’s why I rushed the Dnipro
oh so it makes it a 417
BASED
Is that the Israeli weapon? Dnipro?
Essentially, yeah.
No it’s the homebrewed Ukrainian rifle
The Dnipro is based off of the irl Malyuk which is literally just an Ak turned into a bullpup
Literally. You pick it up off the ground, and it’s already chambered .308
Better Ballistics is such a beautiful thing.
The Fora and the Kharod are Israeli
Then, what’s the Kharod?
The fora is based on the IWI Tavor and the Kharod is based on the IWI Carmel
i mean it makes more sense
Ahhhh. Ok. I’ll be using Dnipro then.
For sure. Cluster was designed to be a DMR
In some American army units, they’ll send you to LRM school, and hand you an M16, and say “DMR”, and it just kills me on the inside.
I’d use the Fora but there’s no use cause it’s worse than the Dnipro, unless I wanna swap it to 5.56 so I can use up the stockpile of 556 I have
Better Ballistics, and the Fora becomes pretty insane.
I mean I suppose the M16 is more of a DMR than the M4
Only by barrel length.
Idk why they made it a 5.45 instead of a 5.56
well its not really a dmr even still its a battle rifle
Video game logic? Devs don’t know guns?
Stalker was never meant to be “realistic”?
All sorts of answers.
speaking of battle rifles where the fuck muh fal at
I mean I know they make 5.45 Tavors irl but you already have the Dnipro as a 5.45 so why not make the Tavor 5.56
What makes me upset is that the AKS does less damage than the Dnipro, and they’re chambered the same. (In vanilla)
Not by definition, it still shoots an intermediate cartridge
Literally, because I found the gun in a different spot, it does more damage.
7.62x51 is battle rifle caliber no?
Ah my bad
Jack and I meant the Cluster.
Yeah then I guess the 417 would be a battle rifle
i can't wait to see what oxide does to make the unique weapons truly unique
Still doesn’t feel right since I’m used to battle rifles being FALs and M14s and Scars and stuff
I hate that most uniques I’ve found aren’t worth running.
Yeah why isn’t there a FAL in Stalker that’d go hard
oh i know most just have more durability and thats it
or they are a direct upgrade over the regular one
I remember when the game released and everyone was glazing the SOFMOD and it’s basically just a fully upgraded 416
SOFMOD is dogshit.
So is the AK from Warlock’s quest, so is the 416 from poppy field.
or they are awesome but have some stupid attachments welded on
Without Better Ballistics, the SOFMOD isn’t worth anything but Koupons.
i thought you said the clusterfuck for a second
and i was gonna slap you
CLUSTERFUCK SLAPS
doesn't even matter it has basically no durability
If I could remove that scope, or make a canted sight
still insanely goated
The AK?
its just a dmr that has ammo you can find everywhere
Isn’t that the one that drops with the 4x scope on it?
I thought the glutton was cool, and then I realized that selling it was even cooler
except toward late game where you really need to use ap rounds for it to be good
lmgs are basically a meme
After you go get that guy Warlock sends you to make pay up? He’s got some AK that’s actually a joke.
insanely heavy to the point using them is pointless
I remember finding some random named AK that has a 4x scope welded on it that you can’t take off
gotta carry around an extra 8kgs compared to a regular gun
In Lesser Zone?
I picked up the glutton, mag dumped a sucker, mag dumped some mercs, then sold it because why tf would I use it
Oh you mean the one that’s got plastic and crap all in it
I think so idk I found it when game dropped and I just recently got back into my playthrough
My first goal in S2 is to get anything to drop me a Fora as soon as possible.
I had to restart.
Mods aren’t updated on the regular, on console.
So two of my mods have conflicted, and had to restart.
Did they patch the ability to drop the guns in the tutorial to pick them up later?
I ignored the main missions and immediately looked up on YouTube the “best weapons and their locations” videos and just went from place to place getting all of them
i think the unique weapons where you basically just give them back
and get nothing for doing so
i hate that
You get to keep everything you put in that safe, except the 416 you find in the bunker.
ESPECIALLY the emr unique
I’ll get back to my little stash box and tell you the name of the AK
You get to keep the ammo.
Not the rifle.
not that its any good but still
I wonder what mods don’t conflict, they should put that in the descriptions, or, put what it would conflict with
It’s named for a guy.
Vagisil or something.
Isn’t vagisil a women’s hygiene product
i guess that could work on console since gsc gotta test them all
Yes, but the dudes rifle starts with a V.
I’m just being funny about it.
I play unmodded right now anyway so I have no fear of that
It’s literally Noob Bait. (In vanilla)
My only fear is breaking open a box to get food and then my game crashes because why is it crashing it’s just a box stalker 2 please

My game has ran fine so far
I’m modded, on Series S.
yikes
I’ve never been further than Swamps, but I’ve never had a crash.
Only that if I let my Xbox go idle when I go to resume the game it keeps telling me to reconnect my controller even though it’s connected
For some reason, breaking boxes in underground areas has crashed my game before, it only happened twice but its still something
Quick resume, to me, is a trap.
That’s meant for powerful machines, like a PC.
What patch version?
That was months ago
The Xbox quick resume is usually pretty good, stalker 2 is one of the only games that is iffy about it
Anything pre-1.4, I’d believe it.
Idk what patch that would be
I’ve never used it.
I’m soooo indoctrinated with “proper shutdown procedures” that I’ll never use it.
I hate predictive text.
I mean I always properly shut it down when I’m not using it but if I’m gonna eat something I don’t turn my Xbox off and let it go idle them when I finish I come back and just quick resume
I’m a disabled vet. I’m also not made of money, and employment is hard when you can’t do some things.
My phone and my Xbox and my decade old laptop are all I have.
I love my Xbox
I have a lot of “high tech” stuffs but my Xbox is one of my favorite things
Same. I’ve been Xbox since Xbox has been alive.
I could go without my phone, my computer, my watch, my smart tv, etc etc etc
But I would really miss my Xbox
I only ever got to play Halo cause my mom has photosensitive seizures..
you people disappoint me
I was like 9, 10?
I think I’m just now noticing this, probably cuz I don’t pay attention to the job givers that much, but I think birch and harpy have the same head
I still have my original Xbox, still have my 360, still have my Xbox One
We don’t all have mommy-daddy money.
But if I could afford a decent rig, I would have one. No lie.
My pc was bought for me for my birthday about 4 years ago and it’s ok, my brother knew I wanted a pc so yk
I’m just cheap on things, I grew up poor so I never like spending money on myself
My stepdad bought himself a nice Alienware laptop.
He uses it to run his CNC Plasma Cutting Table.
The community college I went to for machining had big old expensive HAAS machines
I used to use one, when I was building boats.
Had to build the jig, cut foam and wood.
We cut stainless steel and aluminum when I was learning to well machine
Smallest boat I’ve ever helped build was a 63.5ft yacht.
Biggest was 77ft.
Fishing liners.
For those tourist that are like “I wanna go deep sea fishing!”
I built a cannon… it wasn’t a big cannon but it was a cannon that shot little ball bearings
i use to work on ion implanters
But man. I can sand concrete so smooth you’ll see yourself in it. Block sanding SUCKS.
Was ist das?
I took the machining classes cause I wanted/ still want to build guns
I never went to welding school. My “structural” welds wouldn’t be “legal”.
I’m an aspiring artist. I make trees out of metal, for commission.
idk what that means
But I need to probably learn gunsmithing but classes cost money and I don’t have money
Exactly what I said.. I don’t know what an ion implanter is.
oh duh lol
uh
Was ist das means “what is that?”
My bad. I didn’t know what you were asking.
My thoughts behind taking machining classes was if building and designing guns doesn’t work out I’ll at least be useful to a machine shop somewhere working on machining engine blocks
That’s insane. That’s some smart-people shit.
Ok Barry Allen
they make semi conductors
“I used to make stuff that could make black holes”
i mean thats what it does
it accelerates an ion into a wafer of silicon
Yeah bro idk if you haven’t realized this
Huh. I’m writing a book, and trying to use silicon life as an antagonist.
My niche is in mechanical things like guns… engines… etc. I have no idea what “wafer of silicon” means
It’s hard to pin down, since we can’t prove it does or doesn’t exist.
You worked for NVIDIA?
no
It’s designed for “testing” things. It’s science stuff.
no
Literally all I can guess
I will never understand how computers work
Ahhhhh
Essentially, he didn’t make the GPU, he helped make the stuff that goes ON a GPU.
I took a computer science class in highschool I failed it with like a 39 I legitimately just do not understand how that stuff works
All the knobbies and stuff?
transistors can be either open 0 or closed 1
The things on the chips/boards.
the transistor is the most made thing in the entire history of the human race
(It was a throw away class I already had all the credits I needed to graduate I just needed a class to be in)
These owls be LOUD AS HELL in my yard.
we have made over 10 sextillion transistors
Hehe sex
but all those little gates are made by carving a design into a silicon wafer
IWAAA HOOJUAHAHAHA
then implanting a dope material
hello
That’s a lot.
WHAT IS A SILICON WAFER??? In my head I’m invisioning those little strawberry or vanilla wafers that old people have in there houses
the game has been released for a while so I was wondering if it could be considered mostly bug free today,n at least regarding story and optional quests
Tasty
I’m not stupid I know this isn’t real
It’s like a ring, but made of silicone?
You play Starfield?
Look up “semi metal wafer
its better but far from finished
ive held them in my hands so they are very real
Good man. Got them gloves on.
my fear with big games is getting involved in the game and not being able to complete a quest because of a bugged script or something that mmesses with the quest
Why’s it look like that? It looks fake
well skin oil would instantly destroy them so that is needed
Back in the 90’s when I had a PC, my dad told me to not touch cards barehanded.
because its been implanted
That’s unfortunately a reality with many games
I’ve always been told to not touch LED lights barehanded
Idk why I’ve just always been told to not
yes that's why i often do backups but even so you are not safe from a bug happening at a crucial time
In Stalker 2, that’s only happened to me once.
I found a place, killed a guy. Didn’t know he was connected to a quest.
Had to restart.
I wish I could record these owls getting it on over my head.
I also don’t understand how LED lights work, I get conventional like filament lights
But a LED is over my head
its surprisingly complicated
led lightbulbs are the only ones you can find now
This is a very common mishap in the trilogy lol so identify who you are aiming at before you shoot😂
I remember growing up I had a filament lightbulb literally blow up on me
I mean it was a tiny lightbulb so it didn’t really matter but it still blew up
basically
one major issue I had in Clear sky was starting a quest to help a faction, but then, less than a minute after, the battle is over before I could join it
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this video explains it way better than i could ever hope to
Ah so invisible things becoming visible because some scientists with bigger brains than mine did science things
It all comes down to science my friend
the fact we have led lights is thanks to completely unhinged work of a single man from japan
I hate to say I’ll “never” understand something cause I really don’t consider myself stupid, I mean I grew up in the Deep South of America I’ve met some absolutely stupid people and I know I’m not that. But there’s a few things that I just cannot understand no matter how hard I try
If you’re a 90’s baby, you can remember when LEDs became a thing.
Early 2000s baby
when i was growing up we had halogens
What I don't understand well sometimes is why americans seem to support companies who oppress them
I remember filament light bulbs
Ohhh man. It was a huge debate between fluorescent and other things.
Then, LED stormed the market.
And that’s okay. Don’t put that kind of pressure on yourself. Just appreciate the fact there’s people out there willing to put in the effort towards those sort of things 💪
What’s Deep South?
the southernest parts of america
I’m in Brunswick, GA.
I grew up in the middle of nowhere Alabama
Ok. That’s Deep South.
Yeah no I’m talking the HEART of the Deep South
we also had xeon lights for a little while in expensive cars
All you had to say was Alabama.
I remember Xeon lights
Yup, I remember the Xenon craze, too.
they honestly kinda suck
So unnecessary.
the tech to make them work right is pointlessly complicated for what you get
Every type of automotive light besides LEDs suck from what I’ve found
(I drive a 1989 Ford Bronco I have a true opinion on this)
Literally every other light before the LED is garbage
Driving in S2 would be great.
Wanna see more than 10 feet in front of you? Yeah go screw yourself
Even if it was just a little Bongo Truck.
I used to drive an Infiniti.
im so sorry for your lose
Fanciest I ever got. G35.
Absolutely poor on gas.
To be more specific I drive a 1989 Ford Bronco II the Bronco 2 is the smaller version it only has a 2.9 V6
I had two misfiring cylinders, and an exhaust leak in 6 months.
is it fuel injected
I love the truck really I mean it’s my dream truck but I have a V6 that has the power of an i4 and the gas economy of a V8
Every Ford Bronco made after 1986 is fuel injected
That effing sucks.
they got no excuse then

Gimme an electric scooter for the Zone. Or an ATV.
go get a australian barra i6 and put that in it
A Three-Wheeler would be cool as hell, until you drive through a whirligig.
If I were to put anything in it I’d just find a 302 from a truck and put in it
I think I could fit a Ford 300 in it but it’d be tight
SLAP AN LS1 IN YHERE! All you need is good few Ugga Duggas
Cool factor means something
okay as a fellow car guy im all for it
“Well let me take this Mustang and drop a LS1 in it”
Hahahahaha!
WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Yes! ROAST MEH!
if its a mid 2000s mustang id get it
YOUVE BASTARDIZED THE FORD
The Ford doesn’t deserve an LS1.
YOU TOOK WHAT MADE IT A FORD OUT AND PUT A CHEVY HEART IN IT
those things blow head gaskets constantly
YOU MADE THE FORD TRANS INTO A CHEVY
I’m anti-ford, even though Ford and Chevy are just the same as my GM.
chevy is gm
If you really want a 5.7l V8 just put a 351 Windsor or a 351 Cleveland in the mustang and send it
I was raised “Chevy”, but I prefer imports.
American vehicles don’t cut it, for me.
ill take a boxer or a rotary every time
I LOVE UNREALIABLE ENGINES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve seen dudes run their cars into the ground on the autobahn.
It’s hilarious.
They bring their big ol Rams and F250’s overseas, just to watch it fall apart in a year.
to be fair both those engines have large crutches to make them way more reliable than stock
But, bring that MUSTANG to Germany? Some German might offer to buy it off you.
My first car was a 2004 Ford Ranger Edge (which was the Ford Ranger Sport under a goofy name)
A nice old American Muscle? They’ll buy it.
my first car was my 1995 miata
Great vehicle
for context im 22
I used to own a Mach 1, and sold it to a German.
I’m 20
I’m 33
For three years. Got married too young.
Yeahhhh I was gonna get married at 19…. Figured out quick that was a bad idea
Don’t date redheads guys it’s NOT WORTH IT
Mechanics are good dudes.
There were 3 jobs I never let my soldiers make fun of.
My MPs never were allowed to poke fun at Medics, Cooks, and Mechanics.
(For the latter half of my career, I was a “team leader”)
i can't be bothered with women at this point in my life
I’m a mechanic by “it’s the only thing I can competently do”
Idk I mean women ain’t bad I’m not gonna go on that path… but like idk I was an idiot and I wasn’t thinking
Pretty sure she’s pregnant now by some deadbeat so I got out relatively good
My divorce didn’t end like a typical military divorce. She didn’t steal me for all I was worth.
She just said “I don’t wanna be married anymore. Pay the lawyer fees”
You were what an infantryman?
Bam. I was divorced in 3 months, while being in Germany.
Whatever you say, “almost joined”.
That’s another reason I didn’t join the military I didn’t trust the redhead I was dating to not sneak around
What a charming individual
That was pretty harsh, for no reason.
While I understand that being an MP isn’t inherently a good thing, the average nerd doesn’t need to go rubbing my face in the shit, if they don’t understand.
But I’ve been outside the wire.
I’m wounded and disabled.
I had gone to take my ASVABs, I went to MEPS and got checked out for everything I had my hand in the pen ready to sign and then there was a death in the family and I just couldn’t in good conscience leave my family after that
I don’t care.
Oh I didn’t mean to be disrespectful I’m sorry that’s my bad
I should work on my phrasing of things
I really do apologize, I get after the fact it doesn’t mean much.
It happens. I’m sure you just meant to poke fun.
But my three extra holes, and missing teeth feel differently.
My social credit is absolutely nonexistent anymore
You said you were in Afghanistan?
I was like 8-9 so yeah
Do you know what you were shot by?
That’s a weird question
Or was it like shrapnel or what happened I suppose
If you’d like to talk about it I mean I don’t wanna bring back any memories or nothing
AKs? They were behind rocks.
I want even shooting back. I had to get out of my truck, to go hook up another one, to pull it out.
I was the driver of my truck, and got put down before I could get back.
I managed to hook the tow-cable. But got nerfed sprinting back to my truck.
Did you pass out?
That’d suck one minute you’re getting shot at next you wake up in a hospital
I didn’t get all three hits in one time.
My missing teeth knocked me out.
I woke up with my face wrapped.
I was the one who drove over the no-no device.
Butt of my SAW came up, hit me in the chin.
Shattered my shit.
I’m not even 40, and I have dentures.
I have a guy I graduated with that’s what he went to do, I mean he joined up for the sole reason to be a machine gunner
Told everyone throughout highschool that’s what he wanted to do with his life he wanted to be a machine gunner
I’m a little guy.
“Give the little guy the machine gun” did more damage than any combat wound.
Yeah nah I’m rather skinny if I did actually go through with joining up I’d have done it through a waiver, they wanted me to do Logistics
A SAW, unloaded is circa 17lbs. Fully loaded, is 20+
Vest is 45, a little more with all the ammo and gear.
(You aren’t swimming in that)
Usually marines need a waiver for the ASVAB I was gonna need one for weight
I almost needed one for weight.
I was one pound over the minimum.
I only got a 105 on my ASVAB. I’m a dummy.
The day before I went to MEPS I was 4 pounds under minimum and they stuffed me full of all of the hotel food I could eat for a solid 12 hours
On the ASVAB I scored like an 80 and my highest like individual test score was for the mechanical part
Yep no pissing either
I didn’t piss for like 30 hours
I’m surprised o haven’t been Wolf’d for that.
Lemme knock on this wood desk, real quick.
Aye brotha nothing wrong with mps. Tho they are heavily frowned upon in the military their role is important in the whole kit Kaboodle. People hate police forces all over the world but people are also entitled so don’t stress over it lol
I knew I wasn’t gonna see any combat
AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE LAME
I had a eye surgery when I was like 8 and I’m colorblind along with the being underweight thing
When I was in, I was all about it.
It wasn’t until I got out, and saw the way the world was. I lost all illusions of grandeur.
Authority is only ever begotten by, and maintained by violence.
Everyone’s got their own view on things and there ain’t shit you can do about it most the time. Just gotta do you and pursue what you wanna do
I didn’t mean it as a diss towards cops, I was just trying to poke fun since we were talking about divorces and all… just didn’t really think of the phrasing well
i just find it pathetic
I’ve helped people I’ve saved lives.
But.. I was still an awful authoritarian figure, at my core.
I gotcha I’m just saying I see that kind of behavior every day and it’s just off putting and short sighted
The average MP is better than the average Blue Suiter (regular cop) in my opinion.
Yeah I didn’t mean to be disrespectful or anything, I mean I’m glad you all went out and served and did what yall had to do, it’s more than I have done at least
I do aswell
i wish they would let me speed but
Oh for sure
Strictly because of our obligations to those around us.
Cops aren’t constitutionally obligated to protect you. It’s why so many kids die.
MPs are required to face that, alone, until backup arrives.
but i also understand why its there job to stop me from doing it
I wasn’t going in to do Logistics when I initially wanted to join
Post limit is 35.
Bro. As long as you don’t run my lights and stop signs, and aren’t drunk, Stewart was free for you.
I wanted to do combat idk what I was gonna do to be honest I was at a point in my life where I was kinda angry at everyone and just wanted to get shipped off and get told what to do
As long as I was on shift.
Then my recruiter was like “you made good enough on your ASVAB to do logistics” so I was gonna do that till I didn’t
Combat sucks.
Hollywood lied to us.
10/10 service does not guarantee citizenship.
10/10 you do not want to know more.
Those emotions are normal as men. But combat changes you and you should be glad you avoided it.
It really jacks up your perception of things.
Oh yeah no combat 100% sucks like I said I was kinda just angry at everything and just wanted to be told what to do by someone who wasn’t my mom or stepdad
i mean being blown apart or watching your brothers be blown apart is pretty fucked already
not to slightly those who choose to do it
It does I’ve seen it time and time again and it’s not something you can just fix in a person. It’s something you have to adapt to
but it in my eyes commands a massive amount of respect
Yup. I’ll never get “normal”, again.
I just have to find way to not snap my shit
Yeah no I respect all of you guys who went out and did what you had to
But hey. Therapy, weed, shrooms.
I need a Modder to just… Put the Dnipro in my Stash. So I can start up, and pull it out.
Hell yeah talking about it helps and figuring out certain ticks goes a long way and just coming back to reality and realizing why things are the way they are
he just repairs collects sells and trades antique cars now
My grandpa was in Nam.
My mom was in Iraq.
though he made it out with all his bits attached
It’s actually kind of a family tradition to not join or not be able to join, my grandad was gonna get drafted to Nam but when he went in to get checked out they found out he had a leaky heart valve and they wouldn’t let him serve
My great grandad was in training for WW2 and a week before he got out Truman dropped the nukes
I’m in one piece, I’ve got extra scars. My “holes” are medically classified as grazes. But they didn’t feel like that.
I’m just missing teeth, and fine motor skills.
Memory loss.
And other things.
Busted knees, back, shoulders, neck.
My manual skills SUCK, and I’m a drummer.
guy is over 70 years old still drives cars with 3 pedals sometimes with out power steering
Yeah after hanging out with guys in the military and reading about it and actually talking to people instead of just falling into the propaganda
That stuff sucks
Even if you don’t get shot or blown up your back is shot, same with your knees and everything else
You trade your entire youth away.
Then, Uncle Sam says “I got mine, sorry you didn’t get yours”, and that’s it.
Turns out carrying 80 pounds of gear isn’t good for your joints n things
Chewed up. Spit out.
To watch the world “you fought for” rot away.
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage
W O L F ‘ D
owned
Ima strangle you wolf
T I M E S 2
I mean the patriotic part of me still wishes I could “serve” but at the same time I feel kinda lucky that I won’t have my knees sounding like a box of rice crispies at the age of 27
I got beef with this ai
XD
Wolf Bot is best boy.
He’s also one of my favorite guides in the Zone.
He lives in Cordon, in Stalker 2.
If you didn’t already know.
But yeah sorry again for being harsh, I didn’t mean to come off that way
I joined the army a right winger, and came out almost a commie.
What I was tryna say is I know you don’t know me but I’m proud of you brotha. Our countries gonverment and entitled individuals might sugar coat ur whole situation but you mean more than that and deserve better🙏
Nah it’s not good I mean I’ll take accountability for it, it wasn’t chill and I need to work on how I say stuff
I made a rough joke earlier. Forgot to who. May have been you.
“A rubber would’ve protected us from you”
I call it karma.
I mean at the end of the day you’re right I’m am just some nerd, you at least actually served and sacrificed something I’m just a guy who sits around and plays military games and looks at how guns work too hard
I talked the shit. Someone gave me the shit.
Nemesis, goddess of retribution is pleased.
Balance is struck.
Yeah nah that was me but I didn’t take it seriously, and the way I came off to you was a bit harsher than that
I be mad as hell that these 416’s suck, though.
I really wish these 5.56 weapons weren’t booty cheeks.
Why do games do that?
Uhhh. In my conspiracy brain… I have a few answers.
In like every game I play the 5.56 guns suck so bad
What games are you playing….
lol 5.56 is supposed to be generically effective
It’s intentional, to mislead the public.
Like how in TV/Movies, “accurate” portrayal of a uniform is a no-go.
Uncle Sam also doesn’t want the average constituent to know what the 5.56 is capable of.
That was debunked long ago, Hollywood just can’t get their costumes right
Recently. Arma Reforger, Stalker, Battlefield 6, Idk I don’t play games as much as I used to but like
BF6 was an absolute blast.
true
That SGX (MPX) was way too stupid to put down.
Best gun.
IT EVEN RUNS WELL
In arma Reforger the AK takes like 2 shots to kill while the M16 takes like 4
Can’t wait for launch. I’m so glad they are taking the direction they are going
That destruction was awesome.
Realistically one shot from both is enough to screw a man up
One of those games is a generic fps where caliber doesn’t matter as the devs give all weapons in that category pretty much made up stats, the other is a simulator where damage is reflected on where you hit
The MEDIC DRAG? Bro. I felt chills, PTSD chills, dragging dudes behind cover to patch them up.
I saw people saying it was too much like call of duty, it felt like battlefield 4 to me
people say it's cod as if they know what they're talking about
Are you the one with the m16
But it was not “like CoD”. Not to me.
I only play medic in games where you can select roles and I can say that the BF6 medic playtime was great
ohh look at me i'm doing the movement strat like in cod
wrong, curse of tank cannon 💥
Nah cod normies have been brainwashed for too long they have no idea what they are talking about 😂
Most firefights don’t take 20 minutes.
If they do, you’re having a bad day.
Most firefights don’t happen at furthan than 150m.
No I always play as the Soviets in Reformer
The reason m16 ttk is longer is because Soviets have better armor
Yeah I get that but I mean even when you’re not wearing armor the M16 is statistically worse than the AK
Depends.
Take off armor for both us and Soviets and shoot in the upper torso for both ak and m16, both will go down and bleed out in 2-3 shots
If you can shoot.
The M16 will have a more effective range than some stock AK.
Pretty sure the AK costs less in supply points too but I haven’t played in a month or two so I could be wrong
Guns don’t have statistics like that irl we don’t got health bars broski😂
But the AK (if 7.62) will hit harder.
I’ve been playing reforger since early access, I know how the two teams weapons work
According to Map genie, there is 792 stashes in stalker 2 (backpacks, duffle bag, etc) the hoarder/loot goblin in me is crying 🤣🤣😭
I mean in Arma Reforger
The Romanians I deployed with had 5.45 AKs.
Oh yeah they got some balancing issues
I wish I could get into reforger.
Bought it. Can’t stand it.
I just want my SOFMOD to be good for more than shooting Dogs.
Honest the reason I play the Russians more than the Americans in Reforger is cause 90% of the time the Americans are sitting in spawn trying to get their outfit how they like it
Real, Soviet players actually play the game
Fashion Souls is a very important aspect of life.
The Russians usually just pick up RPG7s and walk around like Jamsheed
“Look good, feel good”
Please tell me someone gets the Jamsheed reference
I also wish this Starship Troopers game didn’t suck.
True warrior 🪽
Made by the same folks who made “Squad”, or whatever.
But nowhere near as well taken care of.
Most of them just have basic stuff
It’s Temudivers.
A lot of stashes I’ve found don’t even have meds in em
Payday but in space
I’m so damn excited for this. It’s taken way too long
I need to sell some art, to pay for it.
Yall wanna buy some trees? I can find a picture to show in Offtopic.
Help me get a game? XD
Give this man his v bucks
Someone send this man 80 bucks on CashApp
You can also make a profit pretty easily off pest control services or cleaning services
This stuff takes a bigger investment tho. Podcasts also take time to build viewerships
I make that. With a TIG Welder.
My brother is a welder
I’m not certified.
Meh what’s a certification besides a piece of paper that tells you you know how to do something that you know you know how to do
I mean I’m “certified” by Briggs and Stratton to work on their engines but it’s not like one cylinder lawn mower engines are really that complex it’s like 20 parts tops
Papers like that mean everything in America unfortunately 😂
More used to stick and gas welding techniques. Sorry :(
I mean yeah but if I can make something and sell it to someone why care
He makes art from welding why should he have to pay for a certification when he knows he can do it cause he makes it
You don’t need a certificate for that. Only companies care about that kind of stuff because they can hold you liable for things
Yeah but since he works for himself then who cares
I’m saying he said the whole “I’m not certified” like it actually meant something all it means is he’s not dumb enough to pay for classes to get gave a paper for something he knows he can do
all it means is completely unqualified and incompetent people aren't put into situations where a lack of ability could result in people literally dying
yea, it sucks if you can do those things but aren't 'qualified'
He’s making art not building sky scrapers
I agree that there should be checks and stuff for people who are building like yk infrastructure but if he’s making art then why sell himself short by saying “I’m not certified”
Not being certified means, if I do try to do a structural weld, and it breaks, I become liable.
It means I can’t actually use welding as a job, unless I get certified.
But no.
Because most people don’t want to pay their welders enough, for the shit they go through.
Yeah nah my brother started out as a welder making like 20 bucks an hour
He works for caterpillar the construction tractor company and he ended up going to just mechanic cause the mechanics make more and do easier work
Still has his 30k student loan debt from welding school though just to not even weld for a living
Hey, Modders. I’ll weld you up a display gun, if: You make a mod that gives me a Dnipro in my Zalyssia stash.
ooohhhh I’m almost level 25. I’m about to have a purple name, for Mewtwo colors.
I’ll make you an M9, out of steel rods.
If Mewtwo is so good where mewone
That’s just Mew
I like Mew. Can learn every move.
I like Mewtwo… Because of the message he represents.
where is the skif zone house
so i can display all my loot

i fricken love when games let you do that
What’s his message?
Change the world, my final message
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo
I have Joshua Graham as my pfp cause of the message he represents
-Mewtwo, Pokemon Movie.
Released before some of these folks were born.
I have displace as my pfp because they all freaking die
His overall message is that your past doesn’t define you it’s what you do with your future and how you improve yourself that defines you
Mewtwo is the same.
“Doesn’t matter how you were born. It’s how you decide to live”
Like in the game he goes from Caesars right hand man who murders and assimilates tribes for a mad man
Graham went hard.
Then after he fails that mad man throws him away like garbage and then he goes and starts to help the tribals in Zion and then he learns mercy and all that
“Mercy”
As we match up a river, wiping out opposing tribals.
Or you can make him just cold and make him murder everyone but I like to think the canon ending is he gives mercy to them
I love mewtwo. His perspective on reality is perfect
I pick the name Level 5 because that doesn’t actually exist in any game.
Mewtwo almost always spawns at 70, or 45 at the least.
Well it really depends on how you decide to influence him but it’s kinda obvious you’re supposed to tell him to be merciful since it kinda goes along with everything else about his character
I’m content with pushing them out.
Not wiping them out.
Graham worked too hard to re-sully himself.
Yeah I mean the white legs get wiped out anyway
White legs are also not good people to say the least lol
If you listen to the end slides for the DLC after you push them out of Zion it says they went back to Caesar to report their failure and he ends up crucifying those who are left
I just like being at the Sorrows camp, because one of those caves gives you desert ranger armor.
I haven’t played NV in almost a decade.
I play it at least once a year
I tried Witcher 3 I just couldn’t get into it
Me with the dark souls trilogy😂
I mean it seems fun and all but I also haven’t played the other 2 games so I feel lost in it all
It simulates a Witcher 2 save. You just answer some questions.
Gives access to a couple characters.
Otherwise… It’s generally standalone.
I also have the books, never played the first game, never beat the second.
You know what would make CD Projekt Red a lot of money
Witcher 4?
Remake Witcher 1 and 2
I dunno.
So people can actually play them isn’t Witcher 1 like 24 years old
The last few remakes I’ve seen haven’t really improved anything.
Oh nvm the Witcher 1 came out in 2007
Even the Dark Souls remake.
It’s still old, ugly, and janky.
Oblivion is… Oblivion..
I liked the oblivion remake
I can’t stand it.
Everything is the same. It’s a remaster. A reskin.
To me.
Same with Dark Souls remake
Is there any way for me to fix the sultansk being unaccessible? I can’t complete a side mission because of it
Well yes it’s not supposed to add onto the game it’s just supposed to make it to where you don’t need an emulator or 20 thousand mods to make the game work
Lemme find the link. Theres a way to jump into it.
That’s what a remaster is buddy
Operative word is ReMAKE
Updated graphics, bug fixes, ultimately it’s the same game but prettier
That’s why it’s been basically confirmed that there’s a Fallout 3 and FNV remake in the works


