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Oh I know, I was just really excited because it was the best run I had had up to that point.
The really sweaty ones are a bit much but the light rp servers are fun
A sawed off shotty loaded above my bed
Ye thats fair, it can be frustrating at first for sure
Nah, you want an over-under or a lever-action for your mantle gun; something that looks pretty.
44 magnum in the kitchen drawer
Oh I wasn't a newcomer at that point, I think I had several hundred hours.
Another spaz 12 in the umbrella stand by the front door
The "sweaty" ones are hyper-modded with a load of stupid sh*t like global chat an the like, terrible experience, they also always break the game balanace horrendously by adding in a bunch of ultra-heavy armour and stupid modern guns
An ak 47 in the lobby
Looking pretty is not my concern. It is to dispach any and every intruders invading my home
See peak rp for me was text based San Andreas MP
A lee enfield would look nice over the mantle tho
Where the hell do you live that you need multiple SPAS-12s, AK-47, and a .44 magnum for home defense?
and a 44 magnum in the kitchen
London
I don't really need them, nor do I live in such a dangerous or war torn area that it'd warrant a whole arsenal. Just for peace of mind is all.
Clearly a joke
We use our nans kitchen knives from the 60s for home defense here
All my shotguns are going to be loaded with rocksalt
Seeing as home defense is not a valid reason here to own a firearm...
Isn't London knife crimes? I think I'd use a bat or go full medieval and leave the house with a sword.
I don't live in london tf you on about? 😄
Someone had a sword taken by the police from their shed the other week and they posted it as one of those sting things on their page
Top comment was "who'd you arrest, a lord of the rings extra?"
Release the good duke at once
I've a stupid amount of samurai swords and a few crossbows in the house that I likely am very likely to not be allowed but hey ho
What up what up!
That's in response to @cobalt fiber .
Fuzzy Door Productions sounds like an adult rated home video prod company
My mistake! I just saw you asking where I was from to need so many guns etc etc. mb
Many subsidiaries including fuzzy handcuffs productions
Where are you from actually? You mentioned that home defense is apparently not viewed as a legitimate reason to own a firearm where you live so I'm curious.
Reason: Bad word usage
Hahaha!
Yeah, over here only 3 reasons are valid. 1. You're a cop. 2. Security where a gun may be required. 3 Hunting
What about sport shooting like clay pigeons and target shooting?
We don't do that here. If there's a club of somesorts somewhere where they shoot clay pigeons. The club temporarily issues your rifles for the activities
I don't know for sure, but that's my bet
Somewhere in Europe then?
You can even get guns in Japan, it's just nowhere near as easy as it is in the US. I think you need to pass a psych exam as well.
Oh sorry, I never answered. I'm from latvia
Nice.
If I weren't stable enough for the army, i may not be stable enough to go hunting either 😄
The psych test is tricky when joining the army ngl.
I don't think I've driven to Latvia in ETS2 yet.
Pretty sure Life of Boris visited there, that's about my only exposure to the country tbh.
Boris did not do my homeland proper justice
Russian tourist shenanigans.
He didn't even visit the pelmen house!
Oh hey, a furry is doing furry-themed S.T.A.L.K.E.R. artwork down in voice chat.
Looks good!
The furry or the art?
Technically both since it's artwork of a furry S.T.A.L.K.E.R. character.
Hang on, what are you asking me?
Does the artist look good, ugly or nothing to write home about?
I'd write home even if they're ugly
Oh I have no idea, they're down in the 8th voice channel.
What am I supposed to write to my folks at home?
Moving on.
Imagine that every zone faction creates their own baseball team and compete with one another
The zone baseball league
Nah man, this is Europe, we're doing football/soccer.
The next World Cup is hosted at Rostok in the arena.
Soccer is such a dumb word
Muricans dang it! lol
I don't know where you are from, my friend. Here in latvia we're more into hockey than football
Bloody granite squad
We got bronze 2 years ago
It was such a big deal that a lot of people got a day off the next day because of it 😄
Hi nethan
any difficulty
I am very curious of the gaus rifle. Is it merely a theoretical gun only found in fiction or do they exist?
you are late to the party, this chat is half dead nowadays
The topic that I just brought up?
Because i've been chatting all day basically. We were pretty alive here
They exist, they're just kinda sh*tty at the moment, because they rely on electricity and miniaturizing a power source to generate any meaningful velocity is a bit off the table, at least for now
Ftw man! Thanks for your answer
I'm American, though I just included the word to make it clear what sport I was talking about.
Also our biggest sporting event of the year is happening tomorrow, so it's even more important to differentiate in this moment.
Just finished the game
The fact Kendrick secured the half time slot is great too
Drake boutta sue everyone who will watch it 🤣
The superbowl?
He's playing some of his really old tracks too from what I remember seeing of the set list
I'm no fan of the American rugby rip off, but Kendricks performance will be legendary. Last year it was fire too
Yes.
No idea who Kendrick is as I don't give a flying f*ck about the vast majority of sports.
I don't get why we didn't just call football American rugby since that's basically what it is.
Doesn't america always come out victorious after the superbowl? Because y'all play vs yourselves. So it doesn't actually matter who wins
The US is more akin to the EU, so think of it as our version of the World Cup.
but the US is one nation. The EU is not
It's an analogy, not literal.
Plus there's more cultural differences between US states than most people realize.
Kendrick fụcking Lamar lol, the second coming of 2Pac
I don't mean to stink on your sport or nothing. Just trying to understand
Oh that Kendrick? I didn't realize he was playing the half-time show.
Texas and Commiefornia?
Interesting. Like what?
Pretty sure calling it Commiefornia would get you smacked in the Northern parts of the state.
Yo what time is the Superbowl half time at? Gonna covert that to gmt
Like a smack with a purse?
Yeah, the further south you go, the more common it is for people to have a sister-wife 😄
Yeah well tell thay to the rest of the state
Is that actually true or just a myth that has gone wild?
Its a very old "meme"
Thought it's one and the same in Alabama?
That is the joke 😄
Hehehe
I see. Not being from the states myself, I am familiar with the meme. However I had to ask for confirmation
Well there's pretty heavy cultural influence from Mexico in the Southwestern states as well as Southern California.
Here in New York for example, the closer you get to Quebec the more common speaking French becomes.
It's not the same as Europe of course because those are separate countries, but there are appreciable and noticeable differences.
only have scar ending left to do
It's a real thing, but I'm fairly certain it isn't nearly as widespread as the jokes make it out to be.
Isn't that annoying?
Not really.
I figured, but I still had to ask
I'm not touching the game until they patch it more. I completed it in its current state (Ward Ending) and any other playthroughs will wait
Besides, pretty much everyone speaks English so it's not like you need to learn a new language when you travel to a new state. Being conversational in Spanish and French wouldn't be terrible though, especially if you're heading close to Quebec or Mexico.
Personally it does annoy me a tad bit when I am forced to learn a whole new language to use to communicate with people in my own country. Where we have our own national language.
i meet a lot more russians than i do french here in ny
Well I live Upstate so...
well so do i lol
It is the simple principle of it. Any guests who are staying should learn the local language.
Oh nice.
I've met several Ukrainians up here, not as many Russians though.
It is just simple respect to the country and culture, also it's natives
We have a Winter storm warning but so far it's been pretty quiet.
The US doesn't actually have an official language, at least not on paper.
English
safe to say its english for sure lol
Ya'll been speaking english ever since the founding of the US
Your constitution is written in english
but we're all a big mixed pot so
No I'm saying that we don't officially have an official language, it's never actually been signed into law the English is our official language.
I believe that is a mistake not to have one language
English is our national language but not our official language.
hard for ppl here that dont speak english tho
Oh for sure, unless you live somewhere super cosmopolitan that has a cultural enclave.
Basic communication is made difficult
New York city too depending on the neighborhood.
Also the parts of Upstate up towards Quebec.
I think I'd be called crazy as well if I went to england and demanded everyone spoke latvian
It's really not that big of a deal here.
It actually is
Here, as in the US; it's not a major issue here as the majority of people do speak English.
One language brings unity
i mean if you walk into a business and cant communicate in english to the person working its a little problematic. otherwise nobody cares
Tbh you can go to a barbers in the UK and not be understood when speaking English so
It doesn't really work out anyway
Not really, it helps, but people will always go out of their way to divide themselves. Look at the state of US politics
IT's problematic that many businesses nowadays have an interperator on standby or on call
Pretty much, there's also interpreters as well if they're really needed.
Hospitals, government offices, etc.; there are a lot of places that do try to accommodate people that might not speak English or can't speak it well.
Of course. However by everybody speaking many different languages, that increases division among the groups
I kind of feel like not being at least conversational in English is going to disappear more and more over time since it seems to be used as a sort of international trade language.
Speaking English is the least form of divide
Mandarin is a useful language to learn
The main reason for divide has and always will be religion. Language isn't even secondary
I do wish Spanish was more properly taught in our schools though, like at the same level of English.
How?
Open a few history books and it's clear as day
I'd say wealth disparity is a bigger divider than religion, though organized religion is a pretty significant player as well.
Any specific part of history?
The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Salem Witch Trials...
There have not been that many religious wars throughout history
🤯
That doesn't mean that religion isn't/can't be a source of division.
Not my argument and that's not what we're talking about
Hell, what about inter-religious conflicts like the great Christian schisms? The Protestant Reformation?
Religion and holy text has been unfortunately used and abused for personal gain and to justify many terrible acts
The topic of conversation if led by you is that everybody should speak the same language which is an abysmal attempt at bait at best
However the majority of wars through history have not been religious wars.
We're not talking about war specifically, we're talking about division in general.
The vast majority of wars have been over land, over resources, greed or power
I'm out
The goal posts keep switching
this is how wars begin
ppl not agreeing over bs lol
No hard feelings on this side. No offense intended either. This is just not a productive conversation anymore
The start of this conversation, right here: #☢┃stalker-general message
War was not part of the initial conversation, just division itself; no goalposts have been moved.
Then why even bring it up?
Because your talk of language and unity automatically involves divide
Well, I believe it initially started with your comment about people not speaking the same language being a source of division, and the conversation evolved from there.
Unity and divide go hand in hand
Not really, but yeah I guess it is my fault for bringing it up
How does it not? Lol
Where is the need for unification without first having division?
Explain your logic
I mean, unification is ideal for accomplishing greater things.
Apes together strong and all that.
Why is one needed to achieve the other?
Like, could you imagine the shit we could pull off if literally the entire planet was united?
The logic is self explanatory
We could not pull anything off
Would unification be means for discussion if we were ever not unified, thus already divided?
Gosh darn tribalism.
Seeing as how much of our technology advanced during war time
Stop speaking in these backwards riddles
War is a great source of innovation but it certainly isn't the only one.
What else then?
You asked, I answered. Don't begin a conversation if you'll say "I'm out" when trivialised
now is a time id say we need a little moderation
"...if literally the entire planet was united"
How in the hell could we not pull anything off if the entire planet was working in accord?
Ultimately it is about competition that drives innovation. And my dog snores like a rusty gate 😄
Well for one. We'd be very primitive still
Competition isn't the only source for innovation, innovation would still happen even without war.
You think new discoveries aren't being made in peace time?
Then what else?
I think a better answer is that we can't possibly fathom the unimaginable
The innate desire to improve? Curiosity about the world around us and what lies beyond?

Jesus Christ be praised, General Rahmi has come to see us!
There'd still be competition
There is no immediate danger. No threat of getting killed. No natural predators either. Improve for what?
You don't have to be wholy undivided to compete
american football for example lol
Right, like even if we weren't actively killing each other, there're still problems that arise that need solving.
Humans are a predatory species
Such as?
Blasphemous
@still current You want us to move this to #💬┃en_offtop ? Chat was pretty dead otherwise but if you'd like.
Talk about divide 
No need. I'm done. This conversation is going nowhere
Up from slumber
Out of cave
Choose a number
Dig my grave.
For the zone has no shining side
Scar is as delusional as noon tide
Tbf I am not trying to argue. I am generally curious
Beautiful poetry
genuenlly*
shushkin you have an issue where youre never wrong dont you
Why?
just come off that way
Why?
Well, if someone came to ask about stalker, move to the other channel or switch the topic back to the usual.
Based reply
shocked honestly. best thing ive seen from a mod
Funnily enough I've been living under a rock and probably was the first time I used based in the right context
Did I say something wrong? My intention is never to argue, rather to ask questions not just to challenge, but to gain information. Because I am wrong all the time. I'm not smart, but I like to learn. Other people often know that which I do not. Naturally I want to ask questions
nah just tired of looking over and seeing bickering. just noticed you been a part of it the entire day
Once again not in the wrong😏
All of our staff team are cool. You wouldn't find better anywhere else buddy

We're also a social species, we've accomplished incredible things when working together as large groups.
As for a specific example, let's look at population growth.
As humans continue to reproduce, we run out of space, thus creating the need to spread out. As we spread out, we develop a need to communicate at greater and greater distances.
This is a "conflict", but it is not war.
So how do we resolve this conflict? We invent new methods of communication. We start off with something simple, and as our needs for efficiency increase, the technology for communication becomes better.
How so?
However wasn't the initial reason for working together in large groups for protection from not just dangerous animals, but also other large groups?
Or hell, what about just observing natural phenomenon like lightning and wind? I don't think you'd need a war for something to see those things and think "Hmm, I wonder if I could find a way to harness that?".
That is an interesting idea you pitched there. To invent a new way of communication
Did anyone play the game with limited resources like a few medics food weapons?
I will try that way
Never tried it, at the moment I think you'd have to just never open any stashes because they flood your inventory with food and medicine.
but why reinvent the wheel when everyone can speak one language? 😄
Btw, who finished the game?
Just simpler and more practical innit?
Pretty much still working on finished the game
Finished all but ward endings. Waiting for patch before finishing up again
a difficulty option aside from ai difficulty for fidning items would be a nice touch
105 hours so far and I still need to go to the Clear Sky base.
Do it now
I'm sorry tim. I just don't understand. I am trying, but failing evidently
Also, I got two already, and damn man I'm confused hehe
I tried harnessing the power of lightening. I couldn't put pants on for a week.
I love SoC. Shadow of Zone is really HQ
Well, for some reason my counter is not working. I have more than 100hs that's for sure and I kinda rushed my way through at some point to make good use of my exam revision break
How am I made to be the asshole in this situation?
One thinks it's bickering. The other wants to mock. From my point of view it looked like a civil conversation
im just a guy with an opinion
Fair enough
I just walked in so don't know lol. Currently stuck at work, on a break.
Get out of there, stalker
I don't want to see tension
I am bloated following a homemade hunters chicken, chips and homegrown mushy peas 
Anyway, what do you guys thing will be included in the next patch?
I just walked in, currently but naked showing off my moon artifact
lol
That's fair. I don't think there was any this time tho
I hope not at least
Just reminding. In case it starts going side ways
@plain fiber We good, my friend?
That just me in make up
I appreciate you at least trying to understand, the fact that you're consciously putting the effort in is what's important.
Sorry for the late reply, I was AFK getting food.
You looked very dashing x
Why thank you sweet cheeks
Must happen a lot for people to start stressing out.
I'll be over to see that moon artifact
It's worth a view
its a trap!
I was 70k off from exo at Army Warehouses
Hey, I very much enjoyed our conversation
Same, sorry I couldn't articulate it in a way that was easy for you to understand, I was genuinely trying.
It;s group hug.... I'm in the middle 😄
Next time you will for sure 😉
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Sammy?
Only on weekends
I am not looking to win. I am looking to learn always.
@obtuse agate Genuinely, I think your best bet would be to find your nearest anthropology professor and ask them. (At least, I think that's the field of study this would fall under.)
Oh that's what that is; a bathroom ceiling.
lmao
Will do if I encounter one.
I'd look hot in that 😄
Daft little thermal boards that had to get put on for lack of insulation in the loft
Do freedom take rostok? In soc
No... They are gimped up and gag balled.
Noh
Do you know what they eat by any chance? Maybe I can catch one
Could also call up your nearest university.
@elfin vine Nope, that happens post CoP.
Should I stop siding with them. I don't want to blow it with duty maybe?
Duty for the arena always
By all means blow all of duty if you wish
FOR DUTY!!
Lol, what with a big net?
Actually that's a fun question: what does the average university professor eat?

Avocado on toast

Definitely coffee
Someone Duty pill me
I don't hate Duty, I just disagree with their philosophy.
get to work filth! no fun aloud
Running that early side mission to kill tower snipers is a very infuriating duty (well...) mission that can safely be missed
Duty are another glowie faction
I'm out of ideas what else they could be eating. I don't see that many university professors grazing in the fields or prancing through the woods
Isn't that in the Army Warehouses? Not sure if I'd call that an early mission.
Yeah that's true.
peanuts
It is
Ok, goodnight everyone! You, you and you and you of course all of you have been wonderful and amazing! Take care guys!
I always skip it to get the most out of freedom base before going too deep
Hmm, I've always seen the Army Warehouses as a mid-late game region personally.
Monolith or something else?
More just the inclination to make choices that shouldn't be made until later on tbh
Ah.
Why?
Starbucks sucks
Idk I feel like trilogy should be followed in the sense the game wants you to for the most part till mid game
I thought you was going, sod off 😛
I thought you were going to bed?
I was and then I heard the washing machine. I forgot that put my laundry in the wash
You plonker rodney.
Yeah, don't want to forget that.
Hate when I forget the laundry and then have to wash it again because it got stinky from being wet for too long.
I got a date tomorrow and my nice clothes are in there 😄
Can always go out casually dressed like hoody n stuff, but man I don't want to dress like an oversized underage teenager
I did basically I went with fast firing ak74 and a stalker suit
First playthrough
Pro strats!
Obrokan is terrible
Thank Goodness You're Here and the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movies make me wish I was British.
I've been rewatching Blackadder recently
How terrible does life have to be to wish you were british?
So good
What is the premise?
Different points of history with Rowan Atkinson
Some of the best comedy around.
"I have a cunning plan" - He would go down well with Freedom
It's not terrible, but then again I am American so...yeah. (I will not elaborate to avoid breaking the "No politics" rule.)
Wasn't that the last episode? I haven't watched the series but I'm somewhat familiar with that bit.
Ok no politics. Merely an international discussing beyond borders
Don't forget Bob
Cheeki breeki
Look at me pretending I'm a lawyer 😄
What was that one British comedy show? Bottom?
OFfice?
It's his catch phrase through all the series... In Black Adder, the first series, he was the smart one.
Peep Show is also good stuff
Mr. Bean
Ah gotcha.
Don't think non Brits would understand Peep Show though
Y'know that joke from Family Guy where they go to England and the TV is playing a show about window condensation?
Like, I would unironically watch that.
Ngl I lived in england for 7 years and the local humor just went woosh over my head nearly every time
The final episode was so solem and sad, the remembrance of going over the top.
Like Scrubs, it was insanely funny, quirky at times, then it knew how to hit you hard...
DayZ is stalker core
I've heard of the show but never watched it, looking it up on Wikipedia now just for a synopsis.
Huh, "Follows the lives of Mark Corrigan and Jermy "Jez" Usbourne, disfunctional friends who share a flat in Croydon, South London.".
Sounds interesting.
Just no
day z is a good time tho
One thing I have to say about brits. You at least have no question who is your friend and who isn't. Because when british people, the men anyway, when they consider you a good friend, the banter increases in intensity. They'll insult you outright to your face. That's a good friend. However if none of that is happening, you're not good friends then
Add mutants and artifacts to chenarus and you're not Farr off
If you are into that sort of thing...
I jgot sick of walking down stairs and breaking an ancle.
Anomalies
gotta have the patience for it
Tip toe in a bit of water
Hypothermia
Heh 😄
Sneezes.
Broken ribs
plus its gotten a lot more lenient with breaking legs. it used to be ridiculous
Australians are the same way from what I've heard.
They're basically brits as well
Falling 30ft yeah... stepping on a twig, no.
It's not big, it's not clever, it's over difficult because... Stupid reasons.
DayZ:
*brushes against sharp object*
*instant lethal blood loss as blood visibly spurts out of your character*
Drinks hot coffee
Spontantiously combusts.
It can be hard to differentiate friend from foe sometimes
Looking from the outside in how would you know?
I think you had it right the first time: spontaneous.
same blood.
Not the same beer though. Fosters is terrible
You're right. Already experienced that with a people I thought were friends after brexit was voted in
Fosters isn't even Australian and they don't drink it there either.
Nevermind, both of these are wrong.
The koalas on the advert lied to us all
Both are wrong for me 😄
that's the nuance of culture that only being a part of it do you see.
I wish I could travel the world by foot
What Australian beer and having s^x in a canoe got in common?
They are both fecking close to water 😄
I'm wrong actually, I pulled up Wikipedia to double-check.
Huh, I swear I rememer reading that they weren't actually Australian.
Badum tss
It's awful, it's a common theme with Ozzie beers
Stella was my fave but it's Peroni now
What does roos in the paddock mean?
Mine used to be Beaver Town Neckoil
Kangeroo's in the paddock... Probably farmed roos
Idk man. I hear it is bogan speak
I just made the whole server depressed with my clean clothes ig
The phases is a few roos loose in the paddack... Meaning things have gone crazy, gone mental etc.
No, just by being here 😛
joking
Ah, it's my face innit?
It is 😄
And me couliflower ears
Your so pretty you scare bloodsukers off
Good!
Oh wait, I found the details!
"Foster's was created by two American brothers, William M. and Ralph R. Foster, who arrived in Melbourne from New York in 1886. The brothers began brewing Foster's Lager in November 1888. The product was first exported in 1901, when bottles were sent to Australian combatants in the Boer War."
So...Foster's wasn't originally Australian, or at least not truly. The brand is owned by Asahi Group Holdings now.
Bloodsuckers are like face huggers in in human form 😄
Making snorks look adorable by comparison
Too bad that irl I am more handsome than the devil
Ah Stella, Europe's white trash/wife beater beer.
That's not hard seeing as the devil looks like a goats ass... It's a pretty low bar to beat...
I have doubts 😄
The white claw of Europe
And then here in the US it's sold at a premium and we're tricked into thinking it's fancy.
Nasty stuff
Naw mf is attractive. He's only ugly when he is angry
Got a fridge full of the lovely stuff
I had a Stella once and it wasn't that bad but I haven't touched it since.
Can't drink tonight though that rum had me turning this morning
Downed three quarters of it watching the new coming of age film Bird
Tomorrow is sunday. Gotta make it to church
Kids football match at 10am
I find larger now, is cheap garbage...
It's just gases, tastes funny, and sends people mental
My church is having a Super Bowl party tomorrow evening.
Taking the combi or the lawn mower?
Ain't seen the insides of one in years
I'm in Norway and I often go to Sweden to buy the good premium fancy stuff; American Budweiser
Perhaps it is about time you peeped in, eh
There are good lagers, especially amongst the pilsner variety, but I do prefer ales.
Ooooo nice 🙂
Pretty sure the moment I step in the cross will fall off the altar
Nah, you're always welcome
A bolt of lightning strikes you through the roof?
good premium fancy stuff;
American Budweiser
This physically hurt to read.
Jesus is knocking on your door. I'm sure you will open and let him when you're ready 🙂
Haven't had anything from Anheuser Busch since the whole Bud Light fiasco
I live about 100ft away from the one of the best pubs in England, won bucket loads of awards.
No commercial beers, just independent breweries, and the list changes ever weeks.
God that sounds amazing.
Nah, more like a portal to hell opens up
Bet you can't sleep during footi season
That sounds great
Used to get a cider called Rumpy Pumpy Scrumpy, it was apple juice that made you fall over... and it was so easy drinking
We talking Drag Me to Hell style, Doom style, or something akin to Trench Crusade?
Nah, Lord Jesus Doesn't want you in hell. He won't make you go there
Uh...
Ngl I'm into 40k and Trench Crusade is looking like a great thing to get into on the side
It is... Where do you think I am going for my birthday 😄
To the pub?
No only is transubstantiation real, but it turns you into a hulking berserker monster.
To one specific pub 😄
Banned from heaven, kicked out of hell. The devil feared a takeover
Ssshh
Those sound like song lyrics.
I have created so many new layers of hell, that when I die, I am going to my own void
Can't remember where I heard it originally
Would love too, but I can't at the moment... To be able to afford to go, I would need work many street corners...
Go to Serbia, litres of rakia with a side of old tensions coming up
It's like 70 quid
but I will come, we shall work that out... I am serious interested in trying that drink
70 quid for a one way ticket
You might need that shower gel after all
You won't need a return ticket
I am not workign at the moment, their be bills to pay... and I have arranged things with ma familt too
Your point?
Familt sounds like a type of fish.
Fat finger syndrome 😄
A cockney fish
Come to latvia. You can come run with the dogs
Rakija is good stuff
I can't run anymore... I have a bulging disc in my back 😄
It's pleasant 😄
......... not lol!
Or the Croatian śliwowica (Plum vodka)
You won't be running on your back. You will be running on your feet, with raw meat strapped around your waist
Yeah no thanks... the jerking of the running will burst my disc 😦
That sounds about as pleasant as a visit to a proctologist
It cost me ma job an everything 😦
You won't have time to jerk with hungry dogs running after you
that doesnt sound like fun 😄
Exercise has never been pleasant, my friend. However this is as effective as brick through window
I like spicy food.
I can exercise, but not like that
Same
The number one reason why most people give up on exercise is because there is nothing at stake for them. Here if you give up you die. So in order to survive you keep going
I go to the gym five days a week.
15 minutes or so of cardio, followed by some weights.
Respect! You visit the gym more than I do
I don't visit the gym at all. Have my own home routine
Well there have been days where instead of the gym it's been snow shoveling.
Driveway, walkways, and steps.
I did actually have to crawl onto and shovel off the roof a week ago though.
I go to a boxing gym at the mo
my man!
There is a market where I live, and there is a lttle asain stall. This stall important thai green curry paste from Thailand, it's like 40$ thai green chilli, melt your mouth stuff... And they do this thick cream coconut Milk called Aroy-D...
You will not believe how insanely good it is
Do you compete?
Miles better than these modernised gyms tbh
Only at an amateur level. Too old to do much else
I think the only thing I can do is use an exercise bike
I prefer the more modern gyms personally. I like the cable-actuated weight machines, I don't like free weights.
My friend, you're already physically more capable than the vast majority of the population
I got a floor in my home 😄
Had I pushed myself and not been daft with substance abuse when I was younger I'd have probably given the more intense levels of training a go but no ragrets either
AY. No regrets
I remember that video from SovietWomble where he complains about the idea of crouching.
Like, my dude, if you're in your early 30s and crouching is too intense for you, you're in terrible shape.
That is a good attitutde
Yeah, either you're fat or you have knee stuff. For knees best cure is to crouch more 😄
Lol rather doing squats
He's not fat either, looks to be at a normal weight when he did that face reveal.
I can't crouch... 1) my back 2) my knees burn
When I did expercise, just light, I couldn't walk down the stair my friend had to help me 😦
Mind if I ask your age?
50
Oh you 100% have a legitimate excuse, but as far as I know Soviet doesn't.
I could be wrong though, maybe he has knee issues or something.
OH
I'm 28.
We need to get you a watch
well, 49, 50 in a couple of week 😄
That would be awesome, pocket watches are classy
I got my brother a pocket watch once
Idk if he still has it. I'm 30 and balding, butt I've been shaving my head my entire life so it doesn't matter 😄
Don't shave it. Be a proper Stalker 
I would have kept, I like traditional watches, they are awesome things, they don't spy on you or anything, they do the one one thing they are supposed to do, tell you the time.
Nah, I can not be bothered with the maintanance that hair requires
Life becomes so much easier with a shaved head
Why?
Just why?
I rock the look quite well. I either look like a thug, or a mafia don if I am in a suit. Other people either look like naked apes or that's basically it
Real stalkers shave their heads... keeps the lice and nits away
Excellent point! No parasites
Exactly, when was the last time you saw a workign shower
Washing is so incredibly easy! Just a quick splash of water and you're done!
I started balding a 16 and have been doing the shaved head, full beard thing for a while.
This morning
I saw the shower, but I didn't go in it
Think it worked at some point
Before the zone 😄
Metro 2033 has a section that takes places in riga
SIRCAA probably has workign showers, where is ward boy when we need him, need pass.
Yeah, the game has Riga station
and the riga metros 😄
Not sure about the book tho. Don't remember exactly cause they changed a lot
We don't have any metros
@river moth
lol!
Told you logisticbean hadn't left
did I get tagged?
And I told you, he kept his thing to keep an on update an announcements.
Anyway, still, I want a shower, need a pass 😄
It is time I skedaddle
Take care guys! You're all amazing! I truly mean it! Stay how you are
Do it the stalker way. Go to some swamps and to a gravitational anomaly. Use the lifted up water to then shower. May have to throw a bolt and let it drop on you if it's very close to the anomaly. After just take an anti rad
No thanks... That involves fight 25 blood suckers...
Seeing as they seem to spawn from nowhere ever 10 feet 😄
Quaking in yer booties now are ye?
I have zone full of dead blood sucker corpses...
Jsut dealing with the spawning BS get very tedious and frustrating... It's not smart, it's not immersive, and if I wanted to play doom, I would play fecking doom 🙂
So what is another mere 25?
The difference to me playing and not playing it again.
I have to play in short bursts, because of the spawning BS.
Want me to tell you my secret technique on how I handle bloodsucking?
Delete the code?
Knife. Melee duel with bloodsucker is fun
I knife dogs
What about Tushanko?
For bloodsuckers I just shoot them
Bless you
I am too... I just get tired of BS...
Like I said earlier... They will fix A-life and get it working as intended, but that will take many months, IMO. And I would rather them take their time and get it right.
That doesn;t hide the fact that what we have now is BS.
Out of curiosity. Roughly around what age did you begin to get tired of bs?
Like in life I mean
about a week or so after I got the game...
Been playing it on off ever since...
Not been able to sit down an properly immerse myself, because of it.
Soon enough I'll be 50 as well
I mean life and it's bs 😆
Since I was born almost 😄
Or maybe you're just not bothered anymore
I wouldn't say that...
I jsut don't take BS likely anymore.
I would just hate to become that grumpy old man. You seem reasonably adjusted. Not grumpy at all
Oh I am 😄
I don't believe you
staring out the back screen door yelling at the squirrels
You hadn't yet been yelling at me nor do you want to punch me in the mouth
in a wife beater
Giving the world meat windmills 😄
lol
"WANT SOME NUT'S? I'LL GIVE YOU FECKING NUTS"
I have my retirement all figured out.
I will sit on a foldable chair by the road and yell at foreign import cars
Especially the Asian sounding ones
I just want to sit on a roof top, somewhere in the Philippines or Japan, drinking cool drinks and watching the sun go down.
Yeah, but it never gets cold in teh Philippines though.
It toasty all year round
Waving ya walking stick as they go past 😄
Yeah, but our women remain young for longer because of the cold
Which is also a sword
I'm not fused about that, want to chill...
Although, I go to Japan too, I would love to see the winter their on the northern island, be lovely 😄
Wouldn;t understand a word though 😄
No better place for chilling than in -20c weather
Big difference between chilling and frost bite 😄
Bite back
Dentures, or your new teeth the dentist puts in your mouth, or hire somebody to do it for you
Yeah, they cost a fortune in the UK... No NHS dentists anymore.
It tell you what, moved away from FSR on my 7900xt, to XESS, and native, it looks better I think, a small performance hit... but not much difference between 90 and 100fps
do yall use frame gen?
We use heroin in this house, youngster
im more of a weed guy, but i can hang
Hell no.
And Rostok is kak for artifacts... It only has one site really at the crashed helicopter.
I havent heard the H word since my great uncle lamented over GG Allin in 2005
tsk tsk tsk
Your mod sapwned 2x Pseudogiants, a squad of zombies, and an emission, just because I logged in 😄
cached director with overlapping delay tho
it stabilises once the director adjusts to the current tick
the zombies got spawned due to emission, the giants on a delay with spawn and lairspawn overlap
You are going to have heroin and YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!
Yeah, I didn't like it, I was hoping it would stop that 😄
Instead the direct dropped a B-52 bombers worth of sh*t on me 🤣
Gg who?
it does, its a cached director that stabilises after a few minutes else you can bruteforce it with ini adjustments
Legend... in some circles
I had been using it for days to be honest... I had been through several sleep/day/night cycles...
It's fine, it works for most people...
But my game is special, it has a special vengeance for me
Ah, I am the worst person to talk about celebrities. Because I do not know their names
Celebrity... don't know about that but character for sure. Artist if you will.
Today I'm using the dryer for the very first time ever
They're all tomatoes to me
i can dm a cache clear technique to resolve weird save problems might help, do note that my mod does all to counter all the bullshii ery like you mention since f that right hha
Hank Williams III referenced GG Allin in one of his tracks even
More than referenced. Pulled audio too
Possibly the most underrated of the Williams' family
Man I was running around the swamps yesterday... In total, about 12* bloodsuckers (lost count), 6-7 pack of boars and Fleshies each, 4+ packs blind dogs, rodents.
It spawn two packs of something every two mins 😄
I thought I was playing doom 😄
They nerfed my fleshy boys soo much ;/
how do you get in to the science station in Yantar?
don;t worry, found the motor 😄
That was a nice surprise 😄
A bucket tome of zombies 😄
mine?
No... Vanilla 😄
This was yesterday..
And some of the those packs had 8-10 boar in...
"The swamps were alive to teh sound of bacon." It was mental, got a few good screenshots though 🙂
Guys I can't stalk it anymore
How comes?
Good for nothing tumble dryer!
My jeans are still wetish
0/5 stars
Everything else is bone dry! Even big heavy blanket
Tumble not dryers 😄
Just hang the genes up over night, let em dry, if still wet, dry them again
but it dries your laundry or is supposed to anyway. Makes more sense to call it a dryer. ANyway, I am never trusting that trashcan ever again
normally dry blankets seperate from clothes to dry better
- My jeans are slightly wet...
- I was looking at my clothes tumbling around in there and I realized that it can not be good for my clothes
Now someone tells me. I was a tumble virgin before
why the hell are the limited edition energys as rare as they are. theres nothing even special about them. ive found 5 so far in 80+ hours
sucker
i would understand if there was so sort of hidden affect or something
you were suckered in. what can i say?
Reason: Bad word usage
why are all burers and controllers hostile if they can speak coherent language
If they can make you run around all over the zone to find and collect some mediocre energy drink. THey can make you do anything
well theres no real incentive to hunt for them. at least i havnt. theyre just exremly scarce as far as any other item in the game
Since when do burers talk?
Yeah, your soul belongs to them now, man
They didn't even need to do or say anything for you to do their bidding. Just accept your new life
Ive heard them yapping in what I assume is Ukrainian in this building
Which game?
Theres a building center northeast in stalker 2 full of burers
i dont think its ukrainian lol if it is id be surprised
they were blabbering in some slavic language and its ukraine so idk what other language it would be
sounds more like gibberish
The game is set in ukraine
it was incredibly low tone but it was intelligible words
i mean no shit lol
i play with ukrainian voices but i dont think what theyre speaking is
Why wouldn't they be speaking ukranian?
Diff question is the groza really worth it over the vintar
How can you tell?
im making a reasonable assumption
theres no subtitles when you hear it at least. could be but dont sound like it
Nah nah nah. Now we get to ask you a question
Ill record it next time im in the area
Quid pro quo. We exchange questions before you can ask another
Have you played shadow of chernobyl?
of course
mmmm
the pseudogiant at SIRCAA reminds you that they're the T rex of the zone
@maiden grotto I swear, mr. british man sir. Sometimes I feel like you're typing with your nose 😄
Getting angry again... At the army warehouses.... Arrive at the building with keys in, Psi-dogs there... kill them... Get the Key, then Merc spawn as normal... All fine...
then Psi-dogs, respawn in the building... Run to the tower with the nice weapon on top... More merc spawn, get killed by psi-dogs, the friendlies spawn, climb down ladder, kil psi-dogs, then wait 1 min sorting my self out, bandits spawn...
Seriously, this is not a challange, it just really really annoying me... The game runs fine, then it goes stupid....
Rant over, giving myself a cool down period, which happens to be longer than the cool down on this spawn BS.
are you running 100 meters away or more then returning? i swear this never happens to me
I have literally moved between the buidling with door you need the code... and lookout post with the sniper rifle on it.
Why don't you just remove the painful mod that's making you angry?
I cant get to the the door, that is locked, with the controller behind it 🤣
I'm not using a mod that changes A-life... This is the vanilla fecking BS for me 🤣
I only use mods that
Improve wear and tear
decrease cost of repairs for friendly factions
better climbing
Better ballistics - with mod to make enemies have the same
Stop x-ray vision, which doesn;t work
Head light produces shadows...
and I think that is it 😄
What no nude and big bouncing tiddies mods?
Nope
Like I said earlier, I just like mods that make things make sense.
All this spawning stuff is completely vanilla BS... And if the Devs make A-life like this, then I am gonna come down on them like a ton of bricks
but, I think they will get it right and I have hope
I understand. I'm the same. However gravity defying knocker mods are a staple.
Thus I will give them all the time they need
They are just stupid and add nothing to games. IMO.
If other people like them, whatever... Just not for me.
You going to bomb their company building? Go full obama on them?
I am exactly the same with my skyrim and fallout mods 😄
Wow, now a pack of blind dogs has spawn...
Literally my game was paused whilst talking to you guys...
As I had literally finished killing the bandits...
This is insane
This game has respawning enemies?
STALKER 2, yeah.... like every minute
that sucks. i hate that
What is the point of killing your enemies when they come back? Can it even be called killing?
rog has a different game running. everynow and then ill get a crew or something rolls in but never to the extent it happens to him
one of these days you gotta stream it and then ill stream mine for comparison
I'm down
IT SPAWN THE F^CKING PSI DOGS AGAIN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
yeah i mean that sounds awful
Y'all are doing a very good job of turning me off stalker 2
What a blast
I would rather be doing that 😄
i dont use mods at all and for the most part im very much enjoying the game
It's fine... just wait for the updates 🙂
but ive heard others say the same about spawns. weird
I'm enjoying the game too, except when 6 bloodsuckers decide to pay me a visit.
I'll eventually buy it when it costs about as much as a sandwich
ive had bloodsuckers come at me in packs. but i never get another random horde coming at me like that
Yesterday was weird, a bunch of Ward groups with 7-8 people spawned around. And I nearly died, since it was out in the open with little to no hiding space.
I got some screen shots... of the numbers that are spawning... I literally got from the building with controller, to main building with the key code... opened the door and 2, mabye 3 psi-dogs spawns.
What a time it was for films back then
How did you manage to escape?
i believe you its just weird cause it doesnt happen to me at all
i dont escape lol i kill them and move on
Oh hell yeah... When movies were made to tell stories and be good...
12 Monkeys, Leon, and Fith Element... Insanely good films
Tried to get my kids to watch the first alien with me last night and they wouldn't because "it looks old"
Donnie Darko
Never felt so offended
Maybe this is like the previous games, everyone's copy of the game is a different anomaly. So they say.
donnie darko was a goody
Even the good old action flicks were better
Hand cuff them to a radiator until until they learn....
Only joking of course.... Or am I?
Lol I was in a charity shop a few days back and all of the lethal weapons were there in boxsey
Had to grab them for a fiver
😐
Hell yeah, bargin of the centuary
A straight 1:1 high budget parody and it was great
how many times does he say mf
I'll admit as bizarre as they were I enjoyed those films with Danny Trejo and Danny Glover that came out a while ago
Where Trejo goes viral for kicking the piss out of some bank robbers
Bad Ass I think they were called
Good man! Respect!
As with gaming it's often the indies that are the decent films these days though
Hollywood is a joke
Have y'all watched road side picknik?
Here you go....
Screen shots of the dead bandits, mercs, blind dogs, 2nd Spawn Psi Dogs... and me fighting 3rd spawn psi dogs...
With one friendly spawn, but he dead now....
The dead bandit is lying on the ground under the roof... in the grass.
They also announced a reboot of love/hate which is easily one of my top 5 series.
But I won't watch it because they're a.) Giving it to Netflix and b.) Casting Conor McGregor
Can't stand that nobhead
Was bad enough seeing him in the road house remake
Gyllenhaal was fine but McGregor...
can throw up my stream if you wanna see my spawns lol. just doesnt tend to happen like it does for you
I'm already jealous... Think I might have had bloodsuckers spawn... I here some not psi-dog growls, but hoping I am wrong 😄
Finally found general
well hopefully next week most kinks are worked for for us all
@maiden grotto
The Lawnmower Man is a 1992 American science fiction action horror film directed by Brett Leonard and written by Brett Leonard and Gimel Everett. The film is named after a Stephen King short story of the same title, but aside from a single scene, the stories are unrelated. The film stars Jeff Fahey as Jobe Smith, a simple-minded gardener, and Pi...
Another absolute gem
damn i remember seeing that as a kid
Might have to rewatch it now it's popped up
You look at the acting then vs now and the difference in talent is uncanny
Wasn't even that long ago really
the fly lol
big time
Everything's too touchy to write about
i hardly watch anything anymore
You'll get the odd gem but rarely
most recent thing i watched was squid game and that was even meh
Good job!!
Oh go suck on a cactus
What a great film that was.
Just because you like sucking things, you shouldn't presume others do too
inglorious bastards was one of my favorites but thats not too new
You know what else I'm ashamed I didn't see until just before xmas
Interstellar for me
So if I put a nice juicy titty in your face. ARe you saying that you would not suck on it?
Yay!! I just got out of the army warehouse... Let of a blast with shot gun into a groups 6/7 psi-dogs... Killed the main one and ran for it, didn;t get a chance to explore the rest... things were just spawning to fast.
Weird water is a game changer for dragging loot back 😄
bownjorno
Is that the one with kevin bacon, IIRC
Only one titty? I knew you were a psycho
The other deflated
Not Bacon, it was originally meant to be Tarantino's first but he sold the script
glitched out*
Gandolfini and Walken are in it
Tactical bacon!
Yeah, I remember, I have seen it, loved, like the main actor too
Christian Slater
Natural Born Killers is another Tarantino wrote and sold, probably the first i saw with Woody
Also a good film
That place can be a sh*tfest... so many snorks man
yeah def my least favorite to run into
Yes yes the game is ass
id rather take on a psuedo lol or even a chimera
Psydogs in trilogy were a lot better
Demand a refund
Christian slater was the actor in true romance
He played the dad in Mr robot too
Good actor, I like him
He also played that one role. The one with the face
I never got past S1 of Mr Robot, should have probably continued it
Omg stalker 2 rain particles are just terrible! THey don't look wet enough!
lol
Snorks?
I got 3 spawns of two pseudo dogs, 2 spawns of mercs, rodents, blind dogs, bandits, and this was only half of the place...
I post some pics in the other channel of the various different spawns I got 😄
I want my money back
first game thats held me in a long while tbf
yup
Wouldn't you rather I held you instead?
It's held me, but I have had to vent a fair few times to get teh BS off me chest 😄
if you have boobs id consider it
Yeah game should have been delayed by 3 months
yeah i get it
A year 🙂
Every time I go there its just a never ending spawn of Snorks and Mercs 😂 By the time one group finishes off the other, a bunch more spawn in lmao
Two!
No boobs. I think I had a rubber udder laying somewhere
Pretty much... It's just nuts...
And all you get is a bandage 😄
If they take a year, then I want a dlc on launch day 
There is a Bulat in one of the buildings to be fair
What makes you think you deserve it?
i would have gladly waited another year for a better launch but it is what it is
Yeah grabbed that... and the EMK on teh tower
Probably forced by shareholders or the board..
Or the bombs. Ya know
not probably. for sure
The sniper rifle, not the railgun
They're not in the range of bombs anymore
Or the invading aggressive foreign force
they shoulda went with sony instead of microsft
They're the same
Sony wouldn't make a risky bet
Both compaies are as bad as each other...
i hate everything about microsoft lol im a bit biased
At least Phil Spencer is a gamer at heart though
Can't wait for Linux (SteamOS) to be released
Lets be honest here, it made a lot of money and some of that would have been donated towards the war effort more than likely, it do be like that
I wouldn't say a lot. They barely would have broke even
And rightly so. I would do the same, if my country got invaded.
If Nvidia supports linux that is..
they sold over 3 million copies... That is more that £150+ plus million, more likely closer to £189 million.
F nVidia...
And as good as each other
Sounds about right yeah
No, they are vile organisations... They are what is wrong with world... Just pure greed.
YEah, but they're open about it. What gets me are non profit charity organizations.
There are costs involved in producing things. The studio closed up and re-opened again, development has been going for however many years without a positive revenue stream, so it's likely they would not have made much in terms of profit
The CEO of the charity drives a frigin bentley with a bubbling pool tub in the basement and somehow they're non profit gtfo
Of course, but the game cost a fraction of the £150 million plus. They are a small team, they didn;t have massive over heads.
Give to our organization, donate to us and we'll make sure that it reaches the poor and the needy. Well it does, about 10% of it. 😄
I digress however
Not all charities are run by a^seholes.
Other organizations sell your used clothes that you donate to the poor
Dev team is small, but not the VAs they hired, the mocap actors etc would have cost quite a bit and they didn't release on PS too
Irrelevant my friend
So what they didn;t release on PS... they Still sold over 3 million copies at £50-£60 a pop... with other editions going for even more.
No it's not... you just brushing all charities with the same brush...
And that is completely misleading.
With those 3 million copies, like I said earlier they would have just barely broke even. They need to sell DLCs if they're gonna see profit and probably release on PS as well
Which will most likely happen a year from launch
I did not do that. However I regard it as irrelevant, because I don't consider the not all response an actual argument. Not yours specifically, but in general. Because it neither adds or takes away from the conversation.
aw shit, here we go again
Have you been snorting crack?
There is no way this game cost nearly £150 million to make, you are just plucking figures out of the air with zero evidence or knowledge at all...
I try to keep my points quick and simple. I could each time mention each and every possibility, but the message would just end up too long
Neither do you have evidence of them making profit either 
What? You find yourself on the balla's turf again, CJ?
always the damn train
I miss CJ...
THe train is gone. It can't hurt you. The little remote airplane can tho
lol
I never understood people claiming these missions were hard and are the hardes. Man, they're all easy on PC
I hate that mission, the controls were very bad
what makes it easy on pc? theyre easy in general. i still use controller for gta on pc anyway
mostly for the driving apsect of it
Easy peasy, deflated tiddy squeezy
Just superior controls on PC
for most games sure. some i just prefer controller for
Ever try playing need for speed 2 underground on a dance pad?
treadmill only
My brother hooked up the controls to a dance pad once 😄
trying to compete for hell tetris
My god, he is still typing
30 dev's on £30,000 a year, will cost £900,000.... Over 10 years (far longer than it took to make this game) will cost £9 million in wages...
The equipment they use, is not going to cost a £140 million...
What do you think they are buying, diamond plated keyboards...
If you tripple that forst cost of equipment and another 30 staff (60 in total), total cost to make the game £18 million....
And It will not have cost anywhere near that much
i remember i had an atari as a kid. even tho super nintendo was the new console. and we had this running game you had to use a pad to run on. my grandma got so pissed off it was loud and threw it out on me 
He types with his nose. Leave him alone. He's a war veteran and lost both his arms trepelling the invading penguin army
good times
This is a very unrealistic cost...
Really? And you are an expert are you?
Well I mean, the high pitched pixelated noises comiong out of an old block head TV speaker is teeth shattering
nah it was the pounding on the floor from the pad lol
atari had a pad?
yeah
Amazing!
was a simple racing in a straight line game
Was it that one that avgn reviewed?
no idea
That piece of shit with pad with like 18 buttons or something
pitfall was my jam
Man still makes avgn videos. I think he should retire from avgn. Make different content. Like rock watching or something
bird climbing maybe
dont even think ive heard of em
Angry video game nerd
oh wait yeah i have
It feels like the man is beholden to a contract to the network or something
his intro music is pretty sick tho
He just doesn't put in as much effort in his avgn vids as he used to, but still makes the series
As well as his christmas carols
the power glove!
A recent example would be Concord, which costs a total of 400 million to make and disastrously fail with a studio size of over 150 people. There's no way the costs that you say is even close to the real picture
What?
What are you on about, my good sir?
trojan VIRUS!
Had someone a while back offer to buy all 3 stalker games for me before he realized I was on xbox because according to him its dirt cheap and rn I only own clear sky and im thinking like how the hell is 28 Canadian cheap?
GSC confirmed it took less than a month to make all the money back on development costs...
They have blown that out the water since.
https://tech4gamers.com/stalker-2-dev-has-recouped-development-cost/
im the last guy that would know anything about doing that lol
Some guy wanted to buy my discord account once 😄
🧢
Thats just bots bro
I would have sent a d pic
Most likely 😄
Well, I didn't give him a price nor ask how much he's willing to spend
Or even why he wants it
had someone join this discord a week or 2 ago asking about actual real life stalkers and advice on how people can stalk you. was pretty humorous
That still happens? 😄
nah they were def trying to get some dumbass
SO who did they get?
nobody they left shortly after
Duty and Freedom are no longer shooting eachother on sight?
but but this server is full of dumbasses....