#Razz's Reading Chair
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youre kinda tonsure
im not
if u include ur mustache
i dont
no thots just baaaiaaa
i have thots i learned the word rotund
it means plump
rotund like bigweld
iโm jus glad i made it to a reading chair for once
yee
im glad i finally made it to one after too long
:D
byebyebyebye
i am also behind on my reading goal rn
so i need to get back on track
my reading graph really looks like this ๐
omg no
I now have an actual Razz reading chair for my office
I'll get you a pillow of my face
EXACTLYYY

@dense storm
fuckk i wish i could join multiple vcs

alone in the library
in that case we should get this playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvzDcMF87s8
oki
what are you reading today
basically yeah
love that
I heard him
hi i have noodles
HE SAID HES GONNA SMASH MY FUCKING MOUTH
Hi sushi
hi sushi
Fiction?
That's right
Are there pictures
mhhhmmm
I like pictures in my non fiction books
his art work is in there that i'll gladly show at the end
yes pls
what are you guys reading?
fiction?
Yeah fiction
a
I heard that one loud and clear
These are good Halloween vibes

oh im not paying attention sorry
it's like jumping around the relevant myths w focus on her
kinda like how a tv show has a plot b plot
you pay more attention to CIN and not ME
He's actually paying attention to jerma
im sorry i finsih my book unless someone wants to donate ยฃ30 for the next one in the series im just gonna cry adn be illiterate
for now
love athena
this tbh
girlboss and girlboss
NOOOOOOOO


I guess because he's from Boston?? Idk he's crazy
is jerma in the call
Yeah
insane
You should join
but im also watching penguinz0's video on ned fullmer cheating on his wife

INSANE
RIGHT
still cant believe it
THE WOMAN WAS ENGAGED TOO
FUCKED
she was FRIIIIENDS W ARIEL
I keep hearing about that drama idk who that is though
do you know the try guys
BuzzFeed related?
former buzzfeed staff
try guys are them on a bigger scale
they each have a unique kinda theme
ned's was how much he loves his wife and two kids
Cheating theme
he had multiple series about his family
released a cookbook he cowrote w his wife
cohosted a baby raising podcast w her
and cheated on her w a younger women they employed
Imagine making loving your wife your job and then fucking it up
exaaaaaactly
Speedrun ruin your life
he had it all so easy
and just threw it away
kissed the girl in public too
that's how it came out
people took photos
His theme wasn't having a brain ig
no he was a yale graduate and loved bringing that up
classic well off mediocore white man who decided to throw it all away for nothing
mmm such a men โข๏ธ moment
There's a joke...
what? him?
the affair partner also def has big blame here
since it seems like the relationship was fully established n stuff
oh for sure
In a job interview, the interviewer says "how do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?"
probably jerma!
The guy says "I went to Yale"
"Oh wow, then you're definitely hired!"
HAHAHAH
"thanks, I really need this yob"
You laughed before the punch line 
Am I too late? I don't get hom until 7:30 lately :c
Still half left
we still have another 7 mins if u wanna pop in
Cool
finisished my chapter
Yeah fair
my words
WOAH
"cinn's irascible attitude was ameliorated by his housekeeper's winsome smile"
PLEASE NO
(cinn has a crush on his clearning lady)
That's NOT true
my word was Idiosyncratic - peculiar or individual, somewhat unusual
mmmmmmm
I find it quite Idiosyncratic of cinn to be in love with a lady so different to him
I got no new words but Bluebell wants to become a water-rabbit and I wish him luck on his journey
ugh so true
AWWW
WATER RABBIUT
BLUEBELL U CAN DO THI
SWIM FAST
He wants to float happily
AWWWW
THATS SO CUTE AND INNOCENT
YEAH
IM SURE THE ARTIST HAD NO OTHER INTENTION
YAY
hold on lemme find a thing he said
My favourite art
Just bunnies vibing around a chair
I might be late next week too but I try 

"Neither the viewers to the exhibition, nor the artist himself, can anticipate what the rabbit is likely to do next. The artist, here, becomes a spectator. if asked about his intention prior to making a work, about the metaphors he might wish to present or the interpretation he might wish to convey, Tim Lewis is puzzled. When the work is made he stands in front of it, like anyone else, and tries to make out what it's about."
he was high
nah mans is like me and bluffing his work

he literally just makes silly little robots that move for fun
but he's still inspired by the uncanny
just sees what they do when theyre actually exhibited
Just putting random things in places and going "what the fuck is this?"
How I organise any of my rooms tbh
im gonna miss tomorrows ๐ข
dw cinn i miss almost every week because of school
I have an in office meeting
just read the meeting minutes
oh okie
YOO I can make it tomrrow then
mmmmmm rain
whats everyone reading
uhhhhh do we wait for more ppl or start reading
the henna wars is what i am reading
i need to read the smudged writing on my hand
amman left me instructions
he said to discuss what we reading first while waiting on folks to join
whats the henna wars
gay lil book tbh
love that
its like storage wars
is yours a gay lil book cin
theres no gay people in the AIR FORCE gas
im audiobooking so i can keep an eye on chat but i will deafen myself for music so let me know if it gets all fucked
but the synopsis is that these 2 girls are competing in a business competition and the protagonist (nishat) kinda crushes on the antagonist (flavia) oh and guess what flavia is doing the same thing as nishat is... hennas
so now they are competing and it's heating up
WYH WOULDNT THERE BE CINN GAYS CANT BE ILLEGAL IN THE SKY
love when the gays compete against each other
uhhh gas you should probs do the @ here ping so ppl know
nothing more homoerotic that a rivalry
amman usually does it
@here
hopefully more ppl come and read ๐

but if not pls don't punish me :((
saturday spooks gas?
i cant this week its thanksgiving
oh ye
give thanks to your wife smh
OH WAIT
i might not be able to do this week either
invited to dnd horror one shot
so i might be late for it
i shrimply wont be available
AMMAN
hi amman''
hiiii

what you reading amman
continuing stone blind
medusa <3
GAS
MY DONUT SQUISHED
I WAS GOING TO EAT IT AS I READ

i got a bunch of new books yesterday!!! sadly i didnt check the font bc im a dumbass :<<< so its smaller than i/d like
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hopefully it has good personality tho
PRETTY
"she could be a dreadful little fool, but she could be an endearing dreadful little fool"
OOOOOOOOOO
HAHA GAY
JUST LIKE U FR
the way I'm looking at fanart of the first book while I listen to the second and THERES A HADES AU
๐๏ธ
ta da
:D
"in walked the next terrible part of your life... it was a man."
HAHAH
chapter done 
chapter doneeeeee
2 new words ๐๏ธ
remins me of castlevania netflix
my 2 new swanky words
The best response
Wow! Cool!
AWWWWWWWWWWW
SO TRUE
what did people thiiiiink of their boooooks
i liked how athena wasnt characterised as the strong firm smart one but more of a silly child
still in the setup
it's heating up even more
leaving vc but typing
i did get a new word tho
OO
nishat has to present her henna business NEXT monday
2mins left of chapter
I was reading but phone wouldn't connect to vc
Main character found a fairy in his garden and it was cute
very bri'ish
oh and her besties jess and chaewon just ditched her
Rude
now she has to work solo to beat flavia
finidhed my chapter
anyways thx for hosting gas
crying over this
its just you and me here
yw dont let me do it again
ok bet
i shall end the music bots n events
see you next week 
when everyone is done thinking
๐ค
^
do you wanna start now
nah
fairs
nkni
wtf cinn
Teehee
@dense storm ITS INDEPENDENT GETTING HIGH AND SCARED TIME
hey cinn
hi rob
still this
british 
very british
good read so far?
hi nerds :>
hi bitches bastards and besties
its okay, i dont like it as much as some of his other stuff
im studying bc i mismanage my time
fair enough
which am i coati ๐ค
okie
ask ur heart and u will get the answers you seek
i was just thinking huh i want to do some reading so good timing
still reading in the ravenous dark
bastard
๐ฆ
everyone appreciate this fucking awesome book cover i love it
yoooo
yee thats what im doing
man i forgot how intense this book was lmao the main character is so much i love her but also wow. stop screaming bestie
this book has such great humor even if its super dark
"He tended to cook in short bursts of violence," best way to describe chefs fr
whats the difference between a lorry and a truck
lorry is snail truck can be slug or snail
wh... what
shell
.... like a flatbed?
mhm
your country is crazy
man im going to be real there was a big plot twist in my book
but i am not very perceptive
so im even more fucking lost
ive been there
@austere heron ask people thoughts and words
i think the SAS is kinda cool
and i learned the word wadi
trying to find out where the lofi was coming from
CAUSE IM PLAYING A GAME WHERE ITS RAINING
SO I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GAME
but we started 15 mins late so
well hello
only real ones get that
i have good and bad news
explain yourself
i learned a wordโข๏ธ
all i learnt is that i can not keep up with complex plots lmaooo this is the reason i mostly read character focused stuff
i wish!
they slept in a wadi in the Qattara Depression
i give you a lovely quote tho from the book
"The plot of the new drama series was not very fast-paced but rather slowly culminated over time."
gask u sound like my 8th grade literature teacher
"is there a heterosexual reason for why she's inching towards me?"
gask dont click bc harrow the ninth spoilers ||in my book everyone gets drunk as a part of a plan to murder a creepy guy||
honestly i bought this book because i wanted some trashy fantasy romance and ngl some of the romance is not that compelling for me in this book so im kinda </3 heart broken
nooooooooooooo
not trashy enough ๐ฟ
YEAH
sometimes u just want a no thoughts head empty ya fantasy
well at least i do
becuase i will read anything

i reached 200 pages into the book btw
are we always thursdays now
im almost 300 pgs in
we'll see
i slepe
i'll change it later in the week when i know more info
peace out ๐๏ธ
the 7.15 time is to give hyb more chance to join
โ๏ธ
cya whenever i can make it to another reading chair
i can make thursdays better than wednesdays so i like the day change
I'm off work more Thursdays than wednesdays so it works better for me roo
hehe homosexual
i too am aloof, probably homosexual, indestructible, unknowable
OH its reading room today

reading room ๐ค
a
i start it
hi

WELCOME
im not going to be reading my book im going to be reading this my immortal parody fanfic that i am like 100k deep into
hey hey
woah i hope you're enjoying it coati
i am its hilarious
im reading Radio Silence still because ive been procrastinating
cinn why are you always the only one with speaking perms from the beginning
too busy typing out a essay
AHAHAHAHA
rn im on the 3rd book of thisi fic
where the first one was in like a school setting
second one was on a train
it's fine if you can't we probs have our own music/podcast to listen in the background
and this one is a star wars cats crossover >???
say sike please coati
lets goooooo

how do i add my music here
#music-text and then the prefix (- or +)
You must be in the same voice channel as me to play music.
You just have to believe
Lmao the other chat is using it
whats the other bots
Search what Amman did last time
- or -

e.g -play example example
i-
try in #music-text
Proud of you
hehe
I've been reading already sorry
ye we can go now
we usually go 45 mins thatโs fine
i know i made this group
oops sorry
I have a meeting on the hour, that's why I started early :>
its okay we got a hot while
its fine my fanfic has already made me giggle im going to send screenshots just u all wait
When you're pretending to be a French civilian but you fall off your bike and yell "Fuck me you bastard" in English in front of enemy soldiers. Relatable
BE REAL TIME
READING HANI AND ISHUS
that looks like a keysmash of my namw

Sushi backwards is ishus
I finished my chapter now i gotta run
my new word is hostelry
i decided to read spinning by tillie walden instead of my fanfic
because my brain is mush at the min and can not read words apparently

that's ok
my fav part of my book was that the quiet character who usually is to themself yelled very loud and it was mmmm needed
hahaha
complete opposite to the mood of my book rn
protagonist was outed by an anonymous text sent to ppl in school
who sent it
... on the same day as her business competition... so naturally hardly anyone came to her stall
hopefully mor ppl will stay for the end of the next session i will drag amman
we don't know yet cinn but there's 3 ppl i am sus of
thank u for joining those who came
thank youuuuuu
thank YOU
bye bye 
๐
just read the entierity of spinning holy shit
went wayyy over the time
i could not stop reading

mourning
cooking stream is tomorrow 
EXACTLY
this week? 
tomrorow

I can actually make it today 
Nevermind my Groceries are late
will it be at 8pm?
i have a book ready to read
because im in the mood to feel nsotalgic and cry (its julia and the shark)
That's in 5 minutes right
yeee
Works for me
im just sorting out my folders rn
though i should prolly do my biology homework due for tomorrow lol
you seem stressed
read a book an relax ๐
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
i can see it in your keysmashes
!reading
like this
like reading tea leaves
my keysmahes have gone downhill so much
HSJNDKNKBHS
that ones ok but like
the middle
ugh
sushi is with some dude named dissertation? idk
ew
what are people READIJG
heart broken
ping so u know we started in case u can make it
its very short
what the fuck
o
amazon dot co dot uk colon books
looks like coraline
yess
i watched coraline today
happy halowelen

like for example
this book made me hysterically cry the first time i read it so im looking forward to re reading it
yee it is!!
fuck brbr i tried to have relaxing lighting but i cant actually read in it
wait
its fine
add more gas to your lights
ive just moved closer to my fairy lights
wots bnm
u dont know BnM???
Barnes n Moble
oh shit vacuum clea

u spend sm time flirting w ur cleaner she cant clean well
the line "we got out and mum fetches our coats from the boot. Mine is red, and next to her yellow and Dad's green we look like a set of traffic lights" made me tear up and idk why
maybe its becaues i know what happens
so everything just like. fucks me up slightly more
traffic light falls on their heads :(

HAHAHA
im still on the page i started on
forgor
might as well 
I'm reading watership down still
nearing the 3/4 mark of the henna wars
wow ive already read a chapter
finally got the music working lol
god i want to give every single kid in this book a hug
: (
im prolly going to stop reading in 10 mins because i do need to finish it
but yea one of the kids named kin feels really insecure abt his name because his full name is kinshuk which means flowers and how the boys at school bully him because they think its girly
NOOOOO
THATS SUCH A CUTE NAME
maybe not kin as a nikcname in this day and age
but kinshuk is so cute
OH I forgot about that means lmaooo
i got so wrapped up in the small island grey atmosphere that i forgot stuff like that existed
no tumblr on the island
Flowers can be manly
They're wrong
gardening is peak masculinity
making life ?? getting ur hands dirty ?? cute flowers ???
YEAH
hi i just got out of class hmm what will i read
im gonna stop reading now because holy shit im so behind on school work
but i got to chapter 6 !
nini amman!! hope u have a good week 
@unkempt minnow look! secret club
:0


bai

hii*
oki i wasnt in vc but would yall like to hear abt my book
ye
I like the fictional language in this book. Like rowf meaning a dog
bc i finished the ending was crazy
AWW
yess ahtnenwna
i'm nearing the end of my book
and things are taken a turn... but like, in a good-ish way? only bc the lesbian tension is zooming 
how to spoiler mobile
i cant find that but oki
from my re read i already remember how much i love the atmosphere
|| The main girls best friend running away was the main conflict, SHE DIED?? ||
maybe its becasue i grew up reading a shit load of books set on the british seaside and so i am horrifically nostalgic for that but
so it turns out flavia didn't send the text...
chapter done ๐
|| it was chyna aka stinky winky also priti kinda gossiped about it to ali who was the one who sent the anonymous text||
very very horrible stuff
in what way
war crimes kinda way

NOOOOOO
lovely
THE WORST PART IS SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO THE MC
napalm one of mankinds worst inventions
gonna have to dip as i am not feeling very well
see you next time
Get well soon rob
get well NOW
the book always makes me cry becasue (spoilers for julia and the shark) ||the mum ends up having a manic episode that leads her to being hospitalised and because the POV is that of her daughter it just. fuck man. fuck. ||
see you rob! !
yes i did say i was going to do homework im nearly finished
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do we have any other thots
yeah but shes not here
goodnight sleep tight
hello!
ive been reading
dont let the bedbugs fight
oh she is here
how was chapter 35
idk im not finished
34 was a doozy
thats fun
mhm no new words tho

thats like a fancy meal right
goodnight !
nini!1
tee hee
of COURSE READING CHAIR HAPPENED LATER IN THE DAY AND I STILL MISSED IT
I FUCKING HATE HW THIS IS TRANSPHOBIC SMH SMH
yo??
!!!!!!!!!!
:D
WOOOOO
AAAAA
hmm im not sure how to get the music right
because i have a ballad of songbirds and snakes, and the dawn of yangchen
still on the clock at work
iโm reading more grishaverse bc brainrot
what are they about
I am reading
a ballad of songbirds and snake is the hunger games prequel
oh shit i own that book!!
also got some leftover haba chi so i am 100% in my happy place ๐
ohhhh the hunger games prequel! read that and let me know if its worth it. Hunger games takes me way back
have you read it?
haha its a giant book but AT LEAST theres no sequels (yet)
just one book - i read too many huge fantasy series
that cover looks fire af
ngl i haven't read a book in years
maybe i'll start, no lamp tho
Looks like we only have 1 working music bot and its busy so everyone open this for yourselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CvORZwFnE
Nothing goes better with such a chill soundtrack than some rain sounds.
TRACKLIST
2:09 6AM
4:38 7AM
7:28 8AM
10:08 9AM
12:20 10AM
15:02 11AM
18:02 12PM
20:31 1PM
22:50 2PM
25:58 3PM
28:12 4PM
30:30 5PM
34:10 6PM
36:24 7PM
40:15 8PM
42:21 9PM
44:38 10PM
46:56 11PM
49:41 12AM
52:23 1AM
55:33 2AM
59:17 3AM
1:01:19 4AM
1:03:37 5AM
1:07:25 6AM (Rain)...
omg the new horizons soundtrack that takes me fucking back holy shit
I'll be reading this
I remember i learnt about this book on a practice SAT
and really liked the excerpts
2069
N I C E
NICE
early pandemic vibe
yeah!!

:RazRead:

Finished my chapter so i'll stop there - i'll give everyone a few more minutes though
finished my chapter as well
My new word is contused as in contusion - so i guess it just means like... bruised
it was used to describe the sky so i didnt get it immediately, theres a bit of flowery language in this book
idk if i learned any new words cuz im less then 100 pgs into this book but god am i brainrotting for this book
i dont think i learnt any new words :(
That just means youre 
I'm enjoying my book as well, a tiny bit over halfway through and all the storylines are coming together
Hopefully same time next week!
woooo
Im glad we could all spend some time together 
im continuing Priory of the Orange Tree things have gotten very ||
|| since last week
I have limited time today so i will just start and hope some people show up 
sadly i can not make it this week because i am sleepy
im busy unfortunately :( but PRIORY IS SO FUCJING GOOD
hehe ๐
Sorry that nobody could make it ๐ฅฒ let me know if theres another time slot you would prefer
"sit an dread"
fr fr
8pm gmt works for me better (an hour before it currently is)
i can do that next week
HI
YOUR FAULT
you didnt tell me there was a prequel to priory coming out
when i told you i was reading it
oh i didnt even know it was coming out this year
it came out end of feb i think
in fact i saw art that looked like the three main girls and i was like "oh, that looks like the priory of the orange tree!!" and then i looked in the tags and it said a day of fallen night and i just shrugged and went, guess its not
i follow the author on tumblr and somehow still didnt know
im special
ok so this is a marketing failure
perhaps
well it will still be a while before i start it
as you can see its at the bottom of my to-read stack
homophobia
theres gays in....SEVERAL of those books
we should reading
l!reading?
we should
why not :(
All the bots say no :(
flat fuck works


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