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Ensign Jennifer "Jen" Sh'reyan was a female Andorian Starfleet command division junior officer who lived during the late 24th century. During the early 2380s she served aboard the USS Cerritos under Captain Carol Freeman. She was present at the bar on the Cerritos in 2380, when Ensign Brad Boimler was telling the story of how fellow ensign Becke...
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We put together some of our favourite moments from the ultimate agent of chaos/Jaguars fan, Jason Mendoza! Here's some of his best bits. Can I get a BORTLES?!
From NBC's The Good Place: Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell), a deceased saleswoman who lived a morally corrupt life, find...
gorl what you havent? youve been in stream with me before
ur always miuted
always!
oh zShit brb
okay
hello
yo
im getting my set up ready give me a momment hun
and uh the huricane knocked a big ol branch on my house so my wifis a lilttle messed up
im sorry hunn my wifis real bad rn i gtg cant vc :(
oh oof
dw
Itโs fine
hope there isnโt too much damage
@harsh plinth
@jolly viper
NOOOOO
Talking hard so im gonna tlak here
U get breathing asmr
Whut
WHAT THE HAIL
ITS ONLY THIS SERVER HELP
SO TRU COSMO
Cuntry cawsmo arc
O noee
Whut da hail ๐ค
Huh
Yeas
@magic flint u can
Whut da haeil
AWWWWWEE
WHAT
I LOVE YOU TOO
HES JUST LIKE ME FR
Yass
Momas laughs are violent they are pure joy
LMAO
Yes
Catras making out
Omg did u see the catratra art that moma did
LMAO
NONO IM NOT
NOOO

DO IT
Cosmo do need some self love
15
HELP
I just turned 18
We're 2 years apart
Smhh
LMAO
HELP
Its really not
So tru
May
ded
Hehehhehe
LMAO
ORANG
@boreal glen We chattin in here
We drawin
NOOOO
FREE ART
PRETYY
innit
U r
innit
WHAT
Oh yeah
Cosmo has emetophobia be carfull
I dont have one of those either
GEEN
@faint rivet
WHAT HGAPP4NED
say that again moma
drawing catra as a hey mamas lesbain
it ok moma
ooooh
FUCKING HAMILTON
I need to pass my gcses
you know what your artstyle LOOKS like you are a hamilton fan
I AM STILL FIXATED ON HEATHERS
OMFG
I WOULD LOVE TO SE THAT
NOOOOOOOO
wonab
twilit
Oooooo
IVE SEEN HER
Prety
AERT
HOLY FUCK
Special interest?
I remember u saying something about it
Me
/hj
Cosmo is autism
And kyra invented autism
Hey Blue, ya think we can do that thing with the underground city soonish? I'm really hyped for it
Yeas i'll bring materials for it

HOWD YOU FIND MY ADRESS
Moma u helped me find my preferred name i hope uu know that
Ye
And little blue
I lov it sm

IT'S SO CUTE
it fits
dont lick eyeball
its all salty

eye stuff makes my tummy hurty
FINAL DESTINATION TRAUMATIZED 6 YERA OLD ME
NAURR
the finbal destination thing made me so scared of eyedoctors when i was little
YEAS
thats amazign
Idk how mich im gonna be able yo play tonight tho since i have school hhh
We should probably play in the Gaming channel, Kyra doesn't like coming to General VC
Yea
ITYS SO UNREALISTIC like they dont have abig ass laser pointed at you and leave the room
made tum hurt too :(
I actually gotta go eat sob
h
move to the channel without built in text to pick on the mute girl
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
tsk tsk tsk
@boreal glen
NO

ILL MOVE FOR YOU DOVE
OH SWEET HEART
do we move to stream
i can move all of u if u want!
yes pls
K
fdgd

didnt hear that
bitch

YAY I WIN
hey cas who are you talking to
yaya
ca
/tts hehehehehehhehhhehh
no rp!!!!!!!!!!! for fuck sake

stinky-brits
im siblings with everyone except fan
gweintertons
idk
thats the mood todayu
oh yeah
so
what i said wasnt a dig after all just a fact
we're the derry girls and fan is james
o shit
my motivation is to throw the biggest party in the kingdom
stinky notes
i think gwen is slaying
you would know if you joined
fr
Leg 1:
The first leg focuses on agility, this is the mechs movement and control. Are you able to dodge attacks or get into cover? Or do you use your precise control to sneak and flank the enemy?
Leg 2:
This leg is made for power. You have the thrusters and can use them to charge or run away. You can also hover off the ground slightly with them.
(both legs can do anything legs can like jumping/kicking etc)
Arm 1:
The Attack Arm. Do you have a sword? Cannon? Just a fist? Whatever weapon you choose to have you're the one wielding it. Your prime objective is to unleash devastating damage but no one said you can't get creative when it comes to what a weapon can do.
Arm 2:
The Defesnse Arm. Do you have a big ass shield? Is it made of metal or hard light projection? Either way your job is to protect the rest of your comrades. It's a known thing that sometimes the best defense is a good shield bash however.
(both arms can do what arms can like grab objects/punch/give someone the finger etc)
Head:
This is the command centre. You can scout and scan your surroundings for cover or potential ambush points. You can scan your enemy for weaknesses. You also have access to remote drones for further surveillance or possibly attack?
Torso:
The stable core. Connecting all the pieces of the mech it is your job to provide support where needed. You can reroute power, repair damage and make sure that you're twisting into the motions of the arms and legs for extra support.
i am leg 2 Maeve, a middle sibing
tox u could use a sticky note to keep track of things
so pri just wants that wedding money
good idea
HAHAH
the layers
this is epic
๐
HAHAH
glucose guardian
please
bike stand
i have to pee brb
not allowed
bruh
mhm
(im trying to fix my mic) but my name is Sam i use he/him pronouns, im aroace i pilot the head and im old probably since head but def older than gwen (that part is important) and im kinda serious and practical but also a lil sensitive (head over heart ah ha) for weapon its like gas was saying but like a lil crown that i can use to control the surveillance drones and intel stuff
i send here
IM SON
transmasc
do u want me to read it out for u mac
yes
is zombie piss girl irish enough
yay
gas has already read it ;
WOAH
im back
circlet
i pee on the stage
ashdfkj
ew
HAHAHHAAH
based
HAHAHAHA
and she is the torso AND I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO FIND A WEAPON
that would actually be so funny,like we'd have to trick the dudes into thinking we're straight
gwen do u want a suggestion
yes
laser cannon boonbs
ray beam could be cool
oh ok
wait htis is so good
amman has a great idea
listen to him
madonna but lazers
he's right!!
YES MAC
like katy perry in california grils

and after an accident involving the father she broke her voice and her now resents her family, but she feels she has to stick together with her siblings out of obligation and because shes afraid theyd get themselves killed without her
yeah
amen
exactlyyy
keep us all close
headless chicken
like chicken
i love seduction
church every time pls

we love our lord and saviour beyonce
beyonce in fortnite

i think we make a plan for our day, and take notes so we don't forget, and then we go through the day together?
but can we plan anything or does it have to be one of the options
like can i say eat a burger and go karaoke
CHURCH
WE DO SEX?
ic
hahaha
i burn the church down
NOOOOOOO
lovely
want us to type it out and send at the same time?
hehehehehehehehhehehe
oki oki
damb
oof

we esplode
HAHAHAHA
me and tox fighting
ALSO I WANT THERE TO BE A BIG HOLE IN THE CHEST AND BLAST INKY BLACK ELDRICH GUNK AT THE ENEMY
that is all

a
like acid and regrets
interesting
yes
WOA
HAHA
everyone better start putting as much in as gwen is
because she's outlcassing u all rn
not for cas
yes
yeth
yes
yes
SLAY
ys
men
SMASH
visit one or all or what
HAHAHAHHA
is this the plot of bridgerton\
MINE
i was thinking umbrella academy
CAS ASDLJFAS
woo

TOP?
"i would like to see your bosss"
Borg
awooga
teeny tiny
heavy af
its giving fbi bait
HAHAHAH
now i understand, you were talking about if your voice would survive not you
perfect
HAHA

OOO drug dealer how sexy
weed
THICC
o
oh
lasfsdhjaf
thicc circular


we have to fight to the death
these 3 in hte family
nono i mean apart from them
jonas
jonas
i got a natural 20
uuuuh

thicca
thicca
NO
thicca
zzdfjhdsf
HAHAHHAA
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mmm thicca
HA HAYES
nice nice
jenna wtfffff
Borg - oldest, soldier
Maria - middle, mushroom nerd
Franki - youngest, mecha nerd
keep it to yourself
whats happening im so sorry
wow
i looked away for 2 seconds
okay np, got mine ready just say when
STOP
jenna was too distracted thinking abt gears
okay thank u
reasyd
im redy
ready
ready
ready
ready
kjxdhsbgk
AHAHAH
HAHAHA
FUCK
lsoer
HHAHAHA
we love scurvy
I DELETED MY ACTION NO
im gonna talk to borg cause he seems like a himbo
im going to try and talk to high pitched borg bc his voice is so unsexy and no one will go for him and idc about that but 30 is ripe marriage age
Plan day 1: talk to Frankie about the mecha nerd stuff in great detail
i talk to Borg, and grill him about his weapons of choice. later i attempt to intimidate him by using my grappling hook to get my legs up while i do a keg stand
i want to discuss our towns local fungal colonies with maria'
and pri
and pri
i thought i was outsmarting everyone fuck
fuc
omfg
rip in peace
Frankie is mine at this rate 
NO
u better not jenna
pee
can it be pee
JENNA PLS
no
piss on the leg
i want a lil moster in my belly
NO
NO
pee powered
NO
STAY AWAY FROM MY LEG
pee is a good idea
THE SUN
it's eco friendly
ARC REACTOR
WE FIGHT AT NIGHT MAC
NOOO
ABLSIST
byeeee
AHJAHHA
LETS GOOOO
HAHAHHA
YAY
HAHAHAHAHAHA
PISS MACHINE PISS MACHINE
FUCKING HATE IT HERE

piss on the flor
YALL BETTER HYDRATE THOSE GODY THINGS THEN OR SOMETHING
on the flor
unpractical asses
atlas has never drank water before in his life
o jesus
poor frankie
frankie needs to learn abt consent smh
she jump in my mech til i joyride
frankie asked for consent :(
do you think everyone will be so considerate
but they keep pushing it
i thot frankie wa they/them
I WILL MAKE THEM WITH MY GRAPPLING HOOK
misgendering asses
I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM
14
HAHAHAHAH
gwen makes the rules
YAY
OH
I GOT A 5
HAHAHAHH
14 plus 5
21!!
this is so sad
19...
thanks pri i hate math
14 PLSS
no problem <3
YAAAY
OH i didnt get the vine ref my b
i want to take her to the forest
HAHAHAHA
im not a hag i just dont have good memory ;-;
arti?
well my personal favorite is the oudemansiella mucidas
exactly like that
dfjklghn
HAHAHAHA
we all know what that is mhmm
asd;jlasd
oh my
yp check this ouit
the piss creatures from another realm
mushroom piss icic
wait one sec
gas typing
oh okay yeah thats funny
i want to dump a vbile of miss gunk on it
oh
piss
is there a mister gunk
ew pls
stopppp
black and gooey like piss
OH NO i have DOZENS in my coillectionm
gwen do tts tf
a
I MISSED THE BUTTON
ty
oh yeah never leave the lab without at least a sourcer
YAAY I WIN DND
yeah this is important
gun
BARK BARK
: )
pri
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
oh shit
i knew it
7
ah ha
i rolled 7 and 8
RIP LMAP
rip
hes about to stab you
fuc
i think we all do, at night tho
o i thot it was w the date ic
woo
HOPEFIULLY HE HAS NONE LMAO
TTHWN WHO IS PAYING
HOLY
he

we're royalty we can afford a double trophy household
lizzy
sam
hot hot tea for a hot hot man
GOOD LORD
SHIRT COMES OFF
OO LA LA

dayum
๐ง
HAHAHAHA
SAM JUST GOT SNUFFED
SMASH
HAHAHHAHA
hehehe
GETTING THAT TESSIE
cas is borg pilled

sucks to be them
YAAAAAY
cobbing
nigt time
the freaks come out at night
guys i might have to dip for a bit... im still really mf sick and i have a very painful headache rn
thats oki take care
thats fine
u can just keep staring at maria
if anyone wants to take my place please feel free
feel better soon
i sorry blame mother nature
feel better
good luck dont die
amen
athena wanted to play but idk if she free

sounds good gas
make sure you have an orange for the scurvy
bye bye jenna
BYWWW
i would but this is my bg noise as i study
bye bye feel better soon!
less goo
do we suit up?
cas do u think theyre gonna fuck u up
qwtf
uhh
im leg 2
not sure how my grappling hook is gonna help here lads but currently i'm thinking i protect the head + legs with the shield, if the head is in charge of searching for the snipers
i can reroute power to a limb to super charge someone i guess
i can run us there fast as a leg
carrying the dnd
ye ye i will send out my lil surveillance drones to try and locate the snippers
i was gonna let clarice and sam take the lead after the embarrassment of today
ass
what does the head do
:(
thimk thimk like pooh
im doing surevielenc3e
okay but you gotta walk us to hte snipers smh
i am leg 2
thats good ye
grapple their gun
we are both legs
thank u
imr ady
im ready
HAHAHAH
I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST GUYS
HAHAHAHAHA
i am also ready i think
ready
HAHAHHAA
i feel bad for my sibs so i let them take the lead while i follow their orders and make sure everything goes smoothly. i move where they need me to go
i want to reroute the absent arms power to help with heads surveillance
Plan night 1: supports the group and locate the sniper and the easiest path to them
clarice plan: take arm 2, use sheild to protect the head and the legs when we're gaining ground
once the snipers are found, take arm 1 and shoot out grappling hooks to grab the torso and throw them into the ground
sureviencle of wheree they are and the weapons they using
nice song
AYYY
10
6,7,10
DAMN
WOOO
YAYY
AW
MAC WINS DND
:D
HAAHAHA
yueah
I GOT A 69
eyebals
;,(

jenan would have wanted full frontal assault :(
wsneak mayvb
sneamk
sneaky
they are prone so they know what theyre doing thats like trained professional strat
:D
:D
NOO
lick the die
too soon
NOOOOOO
uh oh
brb crying pissing throwing up
nice going CLARICE
sdhfhjsd
Ls only today :(
fan i shere
WERE ALL CHURCH GIRLS TODAY
@regal wren CHURCH DAY
mac whats wrong :(
IM A QACHURCH GIRL
beyonce
i want a hungergames run by beyonce
i was like
i was abt to sayu
uhhhhuhuhhhuhuh
LETS GOOO
CHURHCH
hhjklsdfhadhsjf\
HOLY SHIT

atlas gonna get more action just staring
so true of her
beyonce getting that vicory royale
what church should be
ready
ready
i try to convince borg to sponsor beyonce by buying her gaga's meat dress so she can have plenty of food. then i talk to oliviae (sp?), trying to impress her by telling her about my donation to beyonce cause as a newsreporter she must travel a lot and make that coin
talk to jester bc hes poor so maybe i can pay him to marry me so i go at him asking if hes thought of a different type of business opprotunity aka marry me he gets money i et green card and we can split fincances
Plan day 2: tries to take secret notes on the performance of Beyonce while eyeing Frankie without trying to want to speak with her.
flirt and joke with Tamandra and see if she'll give me some free merch
love sotry
to the window to the wall
OMF
this is ghonna be awesome
1, 2
5&9
good bye

mhmm :9
OMFGG
my mech gets replaced by foam fingies
how romantic
NOOOOOOO
OMFG
jesus
oh fuck
YALL KEEP HURTING THE ONES YOUY LOVE
i cry and sob and piss too bc im an empath


