RedditLang ( PHL )

[verbal patio]

it's ok, I write html without syntax higlighting or lsp half the time

[hot verge]

i did that regex for nothing...

fml

[verbal patio]

I don't think vscode supports treesitter tho

so it's not for nothing

[hot verge]

https://github.com/georgewfraser/vscode-tree-sitter

depretecated though

wait vscode wants me to make the server in node

whyyyyyyyyy

i already wrote the fucking parser in rust

[pallid ridge]

lol

u can do it in other languages

its just a server

its about the response

[hot verge]

oh

how

i need to make a vscode extension to do it right

but i already have one

how do i integrate LSP to my current one

[pallid ridge]

idk

im not an lsp guy

sure someone knows

[wraith roost]

meow

[blissful nymph]

?!

[wraith roost]

uwu

[wraith roost]

theres docs afaik

[hot verge]

yes

but unusable docs

[pallid ridge]

idk

ask chatgpt

🤷‍♂️

[lyric vale]

mnmmm cat gpt

Meow meow meow meow!

[obtuse turtle]

Note

RedditLang will be shown on the sub's website

Now pay us 30000 dollars

[hot verge]

gg

i have some of those

[hot verge]

wait what

[hot verge]

ill pay you 0.000001 ETH

i think can afford that

https://rph.lol/ right in the middle bar

if it will be there

[obtuse turtle]

No lol

[hot verge]

😢

[obtuse turtle]

There'll be a separate community project link

[hot verge]

oh i didnt see that

oh wait it doesnt exist

ohh

ok yeah i approve of this

[obtuse turtle]

And while I made this so far, which honesty looks pretty shit

[obtuse turtle]

Oh it just hasn't been pushed to prod

[hot verge]

oh cuz i just made it /s

[obtuse turtle]

@vocal osprey made this, which I think looks a lot better, he's currently shrinking some parts of it

[hot verge]

ooh

[obtuse turtle]

Very good you are now a web developer

[hot verge]

i already am a web dev

this is very sad

[obtuse turtle]

You are now double a web dev

[hot verge]

perfection

[hot verge]

may I have a try?

[obtuse turtle]

Sure, you can try!

[hot verge]

bc that needs more contrast

@obtuse turtle wheres the repo for this

[obtuse turtle]

Yeah the uh coloring was something I hadn't thought through much

[hot verge]

wait i found the repo

vuejs... never used it

[obtuse turtle]

Oh me and assoverflow are currently just on call with the website

[hot verge]

whatever im a web dev

[obtuse turtle]

Not calling the website, on call together and creating the projects page

Do you also want to call? I could make a gc if you want to contribute

[hot verge]

when your website has more css than website

[obtuse turtle]

Ew gh light mode

[hot verge]

ill contrib but cant call

[hot verge]

everything else is dark mode

[obtuse turtle]

Can't call or can't talk?

and why aren't you consistent with it

[hot verge]

i can call ig

no mic on my old laptop

[obtuse turtle]

So gc?

[hot verge]

sure

[obtuse turtle]

Fren

[hot verge]

ye

[solemn dove]

Acronym for PHP:
PHP
Hates
Programmers

Acronym for PHL:
PHL
Hates
Likeability

acronym for PHD:
Professors
Have
Donuts

acronym for PHuD:
Professors
Have
unknown
Desires

acronym for IDK:
I
Dare
Kathy

acronym for IDC:
I
Devour
Cake

acronym for chromium (aka @hot verge ):
chromium
had
recited
one
massive
inconceivability
upon
mankind

[hot verge]

wha

[solemn dove]

acronym for one (1):
omnipresent
nothingness
exemption

[solemn dove]

just guessing acronyms, sorry for the ping

[hot verge]

no need to be sorry

i'm intrigued

[solemn dove]

do you have a word for me?

[hot verge]

hmm

i have a word

database

[solemn dove]

acronym for me:
my
existence

[hot verge]

after database do acronym

[solemn dove]

acronym for database:
don't
ask
the
admin
because
all
storage
exists

[hot verge]

what if i dropped my db rn

[hot verge]

by accident

[hot verge]

with one command....

on production...

couldnt be me

[solemn dove]

acronym for acronym:
a
crazy
romance
of
naming
your
mom

[hot verge]

lmao

do lmao

[solemn dove]

you would be smitten by the god of Don'tBother

[hot verge]

oh its bad

[solemn dove]

acronym for lmao:
leaving
my
AC
on

[hot verge]

lmAo != lmao but i will allow it

i'll do your name

[solemn dove]

acronym for AC:
Ash ketchum
Created a black hole

[hot verge]

lmaooo

[solemn dove]

ok

[hot verge]

im bad at thiss

but

acronym for ducksel
do
u
care who
kills
superman
even if
lier

ill do the numbers now

[solemn dove]

lol, I do not care

gtg, ill be back within the hour (you'll be back from hamilton starts playing)

[lyric vale]

Programmers Hate PHP

(PHP)

[hot verge]

PHP

PHP
PHP
PHP

[solemn dove]

no,
PHP
PHP
PHP

[hollow sigil]

Huh

PHL; Programmers Hate redditLang

@hot verge

[hot verge]

incorrect

it is a scrambled anagram

[hollow sigil]

Programmers Love Hell?

😂

[hot verge]

no no no no

[hollow sigil]

What else then

[hot verge]

love programming in RedditLang

forget the h

[hollow sigil]

How the fuck does that end up like PHL

[hot verge]

just add another l

because RedditLang is not an L

[hollow sigil]

PLPR

[hot verge]

purple

[hollow sigil]

Purple

P - Programmers
U - Utterly
R - Really
P - passively
L - Loves
E- Everything except PHP

@hot verge

[hollow sigil]

You can at least use 4/6 words from this to describe your passive income course

[hot verge]

please
use
RedditLang
people
love
everything about it

@hollow sigil

[hollow sigil]

Lmao

[unreal obsidian]

Make it recurse

[hot verge]

PHP hates programmers

[unreal obsidian]

Recuse not reverse it

[lyric vale]

isn’t that recursive

Programmers Hate Php

[lyric vale]

Programmer humor language

[hot verge]

writing a note to self about how to implement loops

conditional break with a condition that is always true

[hot verge]

for break statements

[unreal obsidian]

Yep, now recurse it further

Programmers hate programmers hate php

Programers hate programmers hate programmers hate php

Etc. Etc.

[wraith roost]

PHP hates programmers

[lyric vale]

PHP Hates PHP

[hot verge]

update

this does not work

please do not waste time on it

[solemn dove]

acronym for PHL:
PHP
Having
Likeability

[solemn dove]

I don't think that your past self can hear you

[hot verge]

it's a warning to the self in the other universe

[pallid ridge]

3 days later...

[hot verge]

PHP
PHP
Hates PHP
Paradox

[blissful nymph]

whats pphp

[hot verge]

perfectly painful hating programmers

[pallid ridge]

is this at alpha stage yet, or is it still in meme status?

[unreal obsidian]

If it's about being functional, not yet

[pallid ridge]

gosh darnit

i want to use this in production!

[unreal obsidian]

Simple things do work

@hot verge Idea, create some sort of list where you list todo features

Because a lot of features don't work currently

[pallid ridge]

also

can you compile this into a binary?

i dont want to reinstall rust, as i dont like the language overall

[rapid condor]

https://tenor.com/view/no-chad-giga-chad-giga-chet-gif-25063092

[pallid ridge]

average rust fan:
average nim enjoyer:

[hot verge]

yes

it works

[hot verge]

yeep

[hot verge]

look at the code

ctrl+f for // TODO:

[unreal obsidian]

Huh

[lyric vale]

when the g

[pallid ridge]

please compile this into a binary

[hot verge]

?

[solemn dove]

random idea: elsent
this part of an if-ifelse-else block runs when any if or elseif statement is true.
In other words if else is not run, elsent is run.

[olive canyon]

Boring lang

It just has weird keywords

[unreal obsidian]

Yep

It'd honestly be better to just transpile it into c++ or C

[blissful nymph]

nim

[unreal obsidian]

nimrod

[pallid ridge]

an executable

so i dont

have to install rust

[hot verge]

what

it can go to LLVM

and assembly

its amazing

[hot verge]

ohh

L nerd doesnt want to install rust

and they trust me to send them an executable

@pallid ridge whats ur target triple

[pallid ridge]

nim > rust

[pallid ridge]

ive never compiled for another platform, so i have no fucking clue

[hot verge]

what os do you use

and whats your arch

[pallid ridge]

windows and x86_64

[hot verge]

ok ill try

x86_64-pc-windows-gnu found it

@pallid ridge sorry i cant compile for windows

[pallid ridge]

why not?

[hot verge]

errors

alot of errors

so many I can't see them all in my terminal buffer

[pallid ridge]

lol

[wraith roost]

Rust programmers are the biggest nerds wym

[verbal patio]

Nah, Rust is pretty high level for a low level language

[lyric vale]

Rust is noice

[verbal patio]

Except the into().into().into().unwrap().unwrap.unwrap() part

[blissful nymph]

if you have option/result nested that deeply, you're using rust wrong

? should keep it flat

as should or_else & friends

[pallid ridge]

i have a solution

just use nim

[hot verge]

I have a solution

fuck you

[pallid ridge]

i have a solution

use binary

[hot verge]

even better

look where we are

#1117758730721832960

[pallid ridge]

use redditlang

[hot verge]

yes

[rigid tapir]

compile for https://discord.com/channels/494558898880118785/1127693751041675335

[hot verge]

@rigid tapir on it

[lyric vale]

compile for aamogle

[rapid condor]

Breaking bad if walter white was a programmer

[hot verge]

welcome to redditlang

[pallid ridge]

is this project dead?

[blissful nymph]

yes

[hot verge]

no

[olive canyon]

yes

[lyric vale]

No

[hollow sigil]

No

[lyric vale]

No

[rigid tapir]

depends

[hot verge]

No

always no

[pallid ridge]

is it possible to call rust code from phl

[hot verge]

No, but I could add that

[pallid ridge]

please do

then it might actually be viable to write simple programs and libraries

[hot verge]

redditlang is viable

allllllllllso

im removing dynamic types

you must specify

i cant do dynamic types bc too hard

redditlang isn't jit either

i can ASSUME types

but not full dynamic

think of it like rust

functions and constants are thge only strictly typed things

redditlang is back

am working rn

[hot verge]

need to add type syntax

• Lists: X[]
• Plain type X
• Generics X<A, B, ...> or X(A, B, ...)

criticise me and it might make it into the language

[cloud matrix]

lists are X[[ generics are X<a, b< or X{a, b{

[hot verge]

lmao

ok

acually forget lists

@cloud matrix
Array<T<

ooh even better

[cloud matrix]

:"thumb

[hot verge]

T >> Array

[hot verge]

for generics

T >> Higher T

multiple is
(T1, T2) >> T

[cloud matrix]

but why

T2 >> T1 >> T is so much better

[hot verge]

hm

(Number >> Array,) >> Array

multidimentional array

[cloud matrix]

no that's Number <*> Array >> Array

actually no number isnt that

[hot verge]

meth some_array damn Number >> Array ∑ [2,4,5,]

added array literal syntax

now i have to implement all this

aaaaaaaa

how the fuck do i data structure this

like this i guess

a

now error fix

[hot verge]

when did i write this shit

because its fucking terrible

.unwrap in Option return?

[cloud matrix]

does unwrap not trigger clippy or something

[hot verge]

nope

doesnt tell me i should use ? instead of .unwrap()

[cloud matrix]

no like

shouldn't you basically never use unwrap

whats a valid usecase for unwrap

[hot verge]

everywhere

[hot verge]

?

why

unwrap is useful

unless you mean good error messages

i just match and use custom error! macros for that

[cloud matrix]

why unwrap

[hot verge]

to get Some(x) or Ok(x)

for stuff that will never fail

example: my code 😎

[cloud matrix]

poor

[hot verge]

guys i published an update

https://github.com/elijah629/redditlang

( on dev branch )

its now REALLY fast

.7s to compile literally anything

[cloud matrix]

u sure?

[hot verge]

yes

also this is a debug build

0.3 in release

[hot verge]

im gonna start making modules

steps: parse all mentioned files in a module pass, compile each of them, then link them together

then continue

[lyric vale]

Yum

Make the main module Jesse

[rustic barn]

He lied about it

[lyric vale]

How

[hot verge]

File structure

main.rl        r/main
something.rl    r/something
a        
  /module.rl    r/a
  /file.rl    r/a.file | r/file ( absolute, relative )

Imports

weneed r/{X}
bringme r/{X}

Module declarations

main.rl

subreddit r/something
subreddit r/joe

a/module.rl

subreddit r/file

this is the way modules will work

like rust

but subreddits

time for a syntax change

[hot verge]

ok parsing is done

[rustic barn]

Yeah yeah I see

Mmmh

Question does this work

[hot verge]

ye

im working on not causing recursive hell

ie if you import yourself

[rustic barn]

Can you show me the whole code

I am in phone

[rustic barn]

What is r/joe

[hot verge]

joe mama
its huge

[rustic barn]

Like my mom

[hot verge]

joe would be another module

[rustic barn]

You miss an opportunity

[hot verge]

also this joke was completely unintentional

[lyric vale]

Wait

[rustic barn]

Never heard that before

She say it today it was the Opposite Day

Too late

Don’t count nor work

[lyric vale]

What if the file names running are processes, and they are named by u/filename
Make the main file spez.rl
Make killing a process “fuck u/file”
Then to kill main process “fuck u/spez”

Or the simpler one, just make “fuck u/spez” exit

[rustic barn]

You should have done it before

[hot verge]

i did

#1117758730721832960 message

[rustic barn]

Thé édit is a hérésie

[hot verge]

what the fuck

files are files

[rustic barn]

You should be ashamed of your self I never edit message

[hot verge]

processes are also files on linux

[rustic barn]

I assume my mistake to the end

[hot verge]

but not in redditlang

[hot verge]

i unmake mistakes

[rustic barn]

Mistake make you stronger look at your parents

After you were born they have attained the power

The strength

[lyric vale]

Okay then how about

[rustic barn]

How about cheese

[hot verge]

also spez is a keyword @lyric vale

[lyric vale]

Unloading modules is “fuck u(or r)/filename

[hot verge]

why unload

[lyric vale]

wait what does spez do

[hot verge]

this isnt python

[lyric vale]

you right

[hot verge]

return from fn

[lyric vale]

what does spez do

Ihhh

Ohhh yea

[rustic barn]

Wait

[rustic barn]

Oh okay

I thought he was on something

[hot verge]

REDDITLANG 1.0.0 STABLE RELEASE IS OUT

GET IT QUICK

cargo install walter-redditlang
walter

[cloud matrix]

No

[hot verge]

https://github.com/elijah629/redditlang

[hot verge]

why

this is amazing

[cloud matrix]

No

[hot verge]

fuck you

Redditlang is awesome

[hot verge]

I am now interested in why you are denying the truth

it is now available

and you are saying "No"

accept the future

https://elijah629.github.io/redditlang

amazing docs

[blissful nymph]

why is this so cringe

[rustic barn]

It is made out of rust

A lot of rust

[hot verge]

alot

[hot verge]

it is not

[unreal obsidian]

Cringe is in the eye of the beholder

[rustic barn]

Why didn’t you go for full rust

98.8

Disgusting number

[hot verge]

it thinks the RedditLang examples are in ragel

it is 100% rust

[rustic barn]

I Hope you aren’t lying to me

Because I trust you

[hot verge]

I would never

[rustic barn]

Good because I don’t want to spend I life time trying to make you miserable

Not that is hard like I mean did you look at yourself

[hot verge]

I would never lie about anything that involves rust

[rustic barn]

Just a few step and done

[hot verge]

rust is the source of all truth

[hot verge]

yes I did. I fucking wrote it all

[rustic barn]

No cheese is the source of all the truth

We say cheese of truth

[unreal obsidian]

Kekw

[rustic barn]

Yeah

[unreal obsidian]

I think i know that ref

[rustic barn]

Good

[hot verge]

I've always never known how to pronounce this...
is it KEK Double U or kew

[unreal obsidian]

It was a vine thing, right?

[unreal obsidian]

I normally pronounce it as 'laugh'

or 'laugh sound'

[hot verge]

twitch

[unreal obsidian]

Or 'juan joaa borja laugh'

[unreal obsidian]

No, I mean cheese of truth

[hot verge]

oh

[rustic barn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/igq6CH8LtQk?si=pw6i2_2tVNvyVHxq

[pallid ridge]

neovim vs emacs

1. emacs
2. neovim

if yall dont choose emacs imma be sad

[rustic barn]

People love sadness

[pallid ridge]

gosh darnit

emacs is underrated as hell

[rustic barn]

I don’t care and hell emac is not that good in the first place

[pallid ridge]

1. you're wrong and 2. you're wrong fine idc

[rustic barn]

Even after you correct it is wrong

[rustic barn]

You’re

[pallid ridge]

bro cares about an apostrophe

[rustic barn]

That why even when I am wrong I don’t change my mind

[rustic barn]

Yeah is called being educated

[pallid ridge]

yeah it's*

[rustic barn]

🤓

The difference

I dont édit my message

I let it be

[pallid ridge]

i edited my message cause i knew you'd be one of the people who corrects peoples grammar when they know they're wrong

[rustic barn]

I am not because I do a lot of errors but if you edit and it is wrong

Of course I am talking

You can see all my messages before never I correct one spelling

Only talking about cheese

It show that you jugée people very fast and think you are right just with little information

Anyway

[pallid ridge]

average bootstrap user

[hot verge]

church of emacs = church of satan

[rustic barn]

Even the op who is definitely not a friend of mine wink wink agree

[pallid ridge]

modal editing is bad! using gmail is satanic! people make jokes about not being able to exit vim, people dont want to exit emacs!

[pallid ridge]

im migrating to linux today

[blissful nymph]

is it time for the programmers' annual os/distro migration already

[rustic barn]

Which one

[pallid ridge]

endeavouros

ive been planning this for months

[pallid ridge]

well technically tomorrow but im getting the usb install and other setup stuff setup today

[dawn inlet]

@hot verge you should implement this bullshit

[pallid ridge]

i hate and love that

[unreal obsidian]

Manuel

[hot verge]

ok so that's easy

after use compiler sets it to trademarked

( internally )

I free the variable

after the usage

and done

implemented

[hot verge]

( for compile errors only )

@dawn inlet ok I will do it

[dawn inlet]

You are an F'ing legend

[hot verge]

I made RedditLang what do you expect me to be

[pallid ridge]

an emacs user

[hot verge]

no

neovim

fuck emacs

[pallid ridge]

reject modern society, embrace emacs

[dawn inlet]

This was from a language concept I had called crust

[hot verge]

reject emacs embrace normality

[dawn inlet]

C + Rust, inheriting the shittines of both languages

[hot verge]

which one has trademarks

oh wait

R*st™️

[pallid ridge]

if your editor doesnt have an email client, its not worth using. also tetris go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[hot verge]

why the fuck does emacs have Tetris

also I have thunderbird

[pallid ridge]

also pong

out of the box

[hot verge]

why it it it

it-gnore the it

it-hank you

[pallid ridge]

but why use neovim when you can use evil mode if you care so much

[hot verge]

I use all modes

[pallid ridge]

i use default emacs keybinds with a few extra scripts

[hot verge]

besides V* modes

[hot verge]

normie doesn't config editor

laughs

[pallid ridge]

i prefer modeless editing to modal editing

[hot verge]

I have 30 nvim plug-ins

[pallid ridge]

i have emacs god mode with a web browser

[hot verge]

I used to say that but I like it now

[pallid ridge]

basically i used to use vscode, wanted something more, tried vim, hated it, tried emacs, never go back

apart from for flutter/jvm dev

[hot verge]

I used vscode ( i still do for web dev stuff ) then used neovim and loved it

[pallid ridge]

fair enough

use what works for you

and i will too

[rustic barn]

A virgin

[rustic barn]

Look Tetris is my favorite game

And emac is shit

[olive canyon]

I'm too dumb for emacs

[deep oasis]

Neat OS, shame about the text editor

[pallid ridge]

i have made people unite

over their hatred for emacs

[rustic barn]

I know an Austria artist who did it but with a groupe of rich

[lyric vale]

That’s my bad

[hollow sigil]

Hey nice activity

@hot verge when will I get my aur package? :((((

[lyric vale]

I had 4k calories burned when I had a tennis game

[hollow sigil]

DAMN

WOW

[rustic barn]

What the

[lyric vale]

I had a tennis game that day

[rustic barn]

Oh fait enough

Fair

[terse jewel]

redditlang.js when

[wraith roost]

Yes

[hot verge]

aur?

[hot verge]

No

Fuck no

We cannot infect a high teir language with phl

[hot verge]

Average redditlang dev

[lyric vale]

I hope you know that’s what I did a while ago but haven’t updated it

In a while

[hot verge]

I know

But it has very invalid syntax

Many keywords that just don’t fucking exist

[lyric vale]

I’ll update it eventually

[pallid ridge]

he uses arch, btw

[hollow sigil]

Yup btw

[pallid ridge]

vanilla arch btw?

soon im migrating from windows to endeavour btw

[hollow sigil]

Sadly not. I need the stability so I use Endeavour

[hollow sigil]

🔥

[pallid ridge]

it would of been yesterday but the usb stick didnt arrive

so sometime in the next week

[hollow sigil]

Ouch

I have like 3 usb sticks, and I still wish I had more. You can’t have enough.

[pallid ridge]

well i had one

but it was broken

then i ordered one

[hollow sigil]

Rip stick

[pallid ridge]

and it didnt turn up

[hollow sigil]

What do you mean,

[pallid ridge]

3rd times the charm

[pallid ridge]

it got lost or smth

[hollow sigil]

You got scammed?

Damn

Did you contact customer support?

@pallid ridge

[pallid ridge]

it was amzon

idk

gtg

[hollow sigil]

They’ll probably give your money back

[hollow sigil]

Cya

[pallid ridge]

i dont want my money back i want linux

[hollow sigil]

Someone’s dedicated I hear!

[pallid ridge]

i try to install something

and i cant

rust doesnt work

zig doesnt work

everythings made for linux

[dawn inlet]

@pallid ridge

Rust works

Extremely easily as well

You probably have issues with the windows build tools

You can switch rustup to use the GNU ABİ instead which works better in Windows for some reason

[tribal stratus]

how does this have 2600 messages

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

[rustic barn]

People happened

[tribal stratus]

right

[pallid ridge]

wouldnt say easily

i have got it setup

honestly dont really like rust tbh

BUT ZIG

if anyone can get zig working for me

they are a god

[dawn inlet]

@pallid ridge

You install rustup with no dependencies

And you run 2 commands

It's easy af

[pallid ridge]

ok maybe i suck

[dawn inlet]

I also have zig working byw

You can use choco to install it

choco install zig

[pallid ridge]

i tried

it keeps on giving me:
'zig_libc... error(mingw): clang exited with code 1 and stderr: error: unknown target triple 'x86-unknown-windows-gnu', please use -triple or -arch

Semantic Analysis [844] error(mingw): clang exited with code 1 and stderr: error: unknown target triple 'x86-unknown-windows-gnu', please use -triple or -arch

error: unable to generate DLL import .lib file for ntdll: ClangPreprocessorFailed'

[hot verge]

redditlang happened

[hot verge]

d... l... l...

windows user ew

[verbal patio]

imagine using windows

[pallid ridge]

...

the usb should me arriving today

[pallid ridge]

i am installing endeavour now

[rustic barn]

Good

Bro after switching os

[pallid ridge]

rn im dualbooting

i have linux

but i will slowly migrate wholly to linux

[rustic barn]

Do you gale on that pc

[pallid ridge]

game?

do you mean game?

[rustic barn]

Yes

Indeed

[pallid ridge]

yes ill do that on windows

but program on linux

[rustic barn]

Yeah

That why I ask

[pallid ridge]

k

gimme a list of pacakges to install

essentials

[rustic barn]

I use kali

[pallid ridge]

oh

[rustic barn]

But always delete the French language

[pallid ridge]

anyone use an arch based distro?

[rustic barn]

Sure, here are some popular packages for Arch Linux:

• base-devel: Development tools and libraries
• git: Version control system
• vim: Text editor
• firefox: Web browser
• gcc: GNU Compiler Collection
• python: Python programming language
• docker: Containerization platform
• neofetch: System information tool
• htop: Interactive process viewer
• gnome-terminal: Terminal emulator

Let me know if you need more recommendations!

[pallid ridge]

is that chat gpt

[rustic barn]

Yes

I was to lazy to go in google to cherche

[pallid ridge]

bruh vim, firefox, gcc are all preinstalled and i no that for a fact

that is on endeavour tho

but vim and gcc i feel like are prob installed on vanilla arch

nvm not vim vi is installed

[hot verge]

gnome-terminal 💀

also why do you need neofetch

bloat

[pallid ridge]

how else can i do neofetch --ascii_distro arch --os "Arch Linux"

and say i use arch /j

[hot verge]

you dont

[pallid ridge]

i was joking btw

[hot verge]

neofetch is 20 mb

[pallid ridge]

really?

goddamn

[hot verge]

i use arch btw

[pallid ridge]

put --os "Arch Linux"

[hot verge]

also heres al of my sys info

[hot verge]

no this makes it even better

without it i mean

[pallid ridge]

:o

[hot verge]

doesnt work

[pallid ridge]

wait

one sec

sry you have to change your conf

dw

[hot verge]

yea

wait nope

[pallid ridge]

gtg, im installing a browser on endeavouros

[hot verge]

i figured out a way around it

[pallid ridge]

hoqw

how

how

[hot verge]

its just an env variable

distro="whateverthefuckyouwant" neofetch ....

[pallid ridge]

make sure to alias neofetch -ascii_distro arch to neofetch

[hot verge]

$ distro="Arch Linux x86_64" neofetch --ascii_distro arch

this works

[pallid ridge]

good to know

ill alias it to neofetch

jk

[hot verge]

alias neofetch="env distro='Arch Linux x86_64' neofetch --ascii_distro arch"

[pallid ridge]

cya in like 30m

[hot verge]

this aliases it

i use arch btw

[rustic barn]

I asked Clyde

[hot verge]

lmfao

nitro 💀

[pallid ridge]

real

[hot verge]

i cant see btw

[blissful nymph]

didnt pipe to cliscord -1

[pallid ridge]

wdym

[blissful nymph]

scrot | cliscord

[pallid ridge]

my entire os is really zoomed out for some reason

do you know how to zoom in?

[blissful nymph]

skill issue

[hot verge]

enhance

say that and it should work

you might also need some zooming hand motions

[pallid ridge]

i cant do the pinch zoom hand motion without looking stupid

i mean

more than usual

[lyric vale]

Ew use alacritty

[hot verge]

no

[dawn inlet]

dont be shy man use your entire screen to view the files

[lyric vale]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[hot verge]

this is my entire screen

[tribal stratus]

Zoom out then

[pallid ridge]

r/unixporn

i swear

what is your config

what desktop do you use

i need to know

[hot verge]

https://github.com/elijah629/fuck-nvim

and i use gnome

@pallid ridge

just updated it actually

[pallid ridge]

yay

[hollow salmon]

Wait a minute, isn't that what I was kinda looking for when we were debating over neovim over vscode?

[rustic barn]

I can’t explain this but

It feel wrong and right in the same time

[hot verge]

I don't remember that but yes

[hot verge]

it's right

@hollow salmon fixed the issue you put on gh

I forgot to add the file...

[solar mica]

lets add haskell monads

[lyric vale]

Careful

Elijah will most likely add this

[unreal obsidian]

Assuming he's still working on it

[solar mica]

also, we need lambda expressions

[hot verge]

what thew fuck is a monad

and what is haskell

mentally

[hot verge]

lambdeez nuts

[solar mica]

i myself dont know

[olive canyon]

A structure that can reasonably be flattened

[hot verge]

matrix?

[olive canyon]

No much more generally

Lists for example

[[1,2]] can be flattened to [1,2]

[hot verge]

why is there a 45 page document on them

[olive canyon]

Some(Some(5)) can be flattened to Some(5)

[hot verge]

https://www.cs.rit.edu/~swm/cs561/All_About_Monads.pdf

( from the haskell wiki )

[hot verge]

oh

[olive canyon]

It's mostly listing the stdlib monads

[hot verge]

so in general X(X(X(..)..)..) can be flattened to X(..)

[olive canyon]

Yes

[hot verge]

I see

[olive canyon]

Some(Nothing) -> Nothing

[solar mica]

also, we should create interfaces (get defined with telmplate)

[hot verge]

telmplate

tmeplaye is better

[lyric vale]

tempalte

[hot verge]

tempalte++

[solar mica]

AbsractPureVirtualFunctionTemplateClassInterfaceConstructorNameInterfaceFactory tmeplyae [
    (defs goes here)
]

[pallid ridge]

everyone loves representing html in a functional way

but what if you represented it in an oop way

[lyric vale]

<HTMLLang><Headers><Levels><One>I’m H1</One></Levels></Headers></HTMLLang>

[pallid ridge]

class Template() {
func h1(content: string) {
return f"<h1>$content</h1>"
}

}

[pallid ridge]

html = new Template()
console.log(html.h1("Hello World"))

[blissful nymph]

thats functional though

[pallid ridge]

fair enough

tryna figure out

maybe make elements classes?

that take classes as parameters>

?

[royal birch]

make foo a reserved keyword as well, idk what for

[fluid moth]

foo should be automatically substituted with the previously used variable name

[hot verge]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$foo

[lyric vale]

15 $

[fluid moth]

so like if you hadphl meth hello ∑ 2then a phl foo ∑ 3immediately after would be equivalent to phl hello ∑ 3

[solemn dove]

I think that would be right unless foo is treated like a value of the last variable rather than an identifier for it.

[obtuse turtle]

A20 line gate

[pallid ridge]

lol

[pallid ridge]

this is dead

[thin anvil]

Hi, Nice to meet you.

[idle jungle]

add that shid

[hot verge]

No

[idle jungle]

https://tenor.com/be7XH.gif

Fair enough

[pallid ridge]

this is dead?

[hot verge]

nmaybe

[obtuse turtle]

a20 line gate

[idle jungle]

Boolean for False should have been nuhuh

[torpid mist]

print "sux" when program starts

throws bluescreen when you type --show-error without "please" because you were rude to it

just make any symbol at the start of a line make it into a comment

how about in order but from right to left

wait how late am i on this again?

[solemn dove]

5 months for that particular bit but that's okay
you have a worse idea to apply to a bad idea and that's what this thread is for
honestly, I don't even know what operator precidence exists in the language right now
with all that said, I agree with your ordering

[torpid mist]

i honestly have no idea what 80% of yall are saying, im just throwing in some creative ideas on the stuff that i do understand xd

I agree with your ordering
about this, i wonder how exactly substraction and division would work. specifically, how the most cursed way would look like

[lyric vale]

pluh doesnt understand pemdas

[hot verge]

ok

[hollow sigil]

@hot verge how is this going?

[hot verge]

As good as it was 4 months ago

[hot kraken]

i think print "skill issue" whenever the program fails to compile

[hollow sigil]

@hot verge we need this

And we need this now.

[obtuse turtle]

A20 line gate

[blissful nymph]

nerd

[tribal stratus]

Every function has a 1% margined of error

As in,
If it returns a bool, 1% chance of returning the opposite of the intended output
If it returns an int, 1% chance of the output changing by 1% xor -1%
If it returns a string, on average 1% of the characters will be different
Ect

[hollow sigil]

lmao

[blissful nymph]

why 1% chance for ints

[hollow sigil]

Let’s make it 1/6 of a chance - Russian roulette

[blissful nymph]

why not 100% chance?

[hollow sigil]

Hmmmm

I mean it’s way more fun if there’s a chance

Not if it’s 100%

Gambling is funny yk

[blissful nymph]

yes

but 1% chance of 1% error is not 1% margin of error

it'd be more like 0.01%

on average

which is no fun

[hollow sigil]

What is more fun: Knowing the outcome or playing Russian roulette?

[hollow sigil]

Yeah

Increase the odds of failure

[hot verge]

https://www.fastcompany.com/90989375/reddit-just-got-a-big-new-rebrand-from-pentagram-will-it-get-an-upvote-exclusive reddit got a rebrand

now i have to rebrand redditlangs logo

actually

reddit rebrand good

[blissful fiber]

“However, we placed our trust in the Reddit team’s deep understanding of their user base, as they carefully considered each of our recommended moves in relation to their communities.”
hehehe

[rustic barn]

21

[hot verge]

22

[hollow salmon]

443

[lyric vale]

80

[fluid moth]

73

[blissful nymph]

25565

take it or leave it

[hot verge]

take

[tribal stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[sinful briar]

hey uhh shouldn't it becall damn String pulloutnt()?

[solemn dove]

is the phl ded?

[unreal obsidian]

Probably

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